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too-much-tma-stuff · 2 months

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Finally Getting Help (prt 6)

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The Wayne family gathered in the family room once Alfred was done setting up the projector, somehow there was also a plate of cookies and a couple pots of tea on the coffee table. How he’d found the time they didn’t know, he always seemed to be doing just a little more than should be possible but they didn’t question it.

Jazz seemed nervous as she plugged in her USB and accessed the power point on Ghosts and Liminality. The tidal page had a picture of Danny in his Phantom form standing with a group of others, a boy with gray skin and blond hair, a girl with green hair and skin, and a goth with purple eyes and a dark skinned boy who looked around Danny’s age, and Jazz with the title “Ghosts and Liminals!”

The next slide had simple text: “What are they and How are they made?”

With each slide she read the text on the screen allowed and then added any context or anecdotes she thought of, or had prepared.

(Next slide)

Ghosts:

Made of ectoplasmic energy and obsession

Made either:

when someone dies with strong enough desires

An idea gains enough traction to take on a life of its own

Immutable concepts and gods

Must be allowed to indulge in obsessions or they will cease to exist

All have basic abilities such as flight, intangibility, invisibility, and minor shape shifting

On top of basic abilities most will have additional powers based on their obsessions

Immortal unless killed

Love to fight

Liminals

Made when a human is exposed to high levels of ectoplasm for prolonged periods of time

Have some ghostly traits

Ghostly traits vary person to person

Less susceptible to human illness and injury

“The ghosts on the picture are Kitty and Johnny, we’ve had problems with them but would consider them friends now. They’re the ghosts of two humans who died, but there are others, Vortext for instance is the ghost of Storms. Those ghosts who come from ideas are called ‘neverborns’. There seem to be almost an infinite number of ghosts, however not all of them are interested in having anything to do with us so we tend to get the same faces showing up a lot in Amity.

“I don’t know how many liminals there are. I thought they might be new with my parents' research but as I look into it more I think there are more natural sources of ectoplasm then my parents thought.” Jazz explained before going to transition to the next slide.

“I have a question-” Bruce started before Jazz hushed him.

“Wait till the end please! I might answer it without you having to ask,” She scolded, and he felt very much like a schoolboy again as his children snickered.

(Next slide including a image of the glowing green viles in the Fenton’s lab and a glowing green crystal)

Ghost biology

Ghosts do not have any recognizable organs or bones

The only solid part of their being is their Core which is the source of their ectoplasm

Any injury to a ghosts form not done directly to their core is considered minor and will heal

A healthy ghost is fully capable of mending any damage including removed limbs in a matter of hours or days depending on extent of the injury

All injuries not including the Core are considered minor

Ghosts are considered young for at least the first hundred years of their existence and are often not considered adults until nearly 500

A caveat to this is ghosts are heavily driven by emotion and will often be the age they feel they are allowing ghosts to mature much more quickly, or more slowly

When this is the case ghosts are treated as the age they present and behave

Ghosts reproduce by shaping ectoplasm and Wanting a child badly enough

“Believe me it was incredibly scary the first time I saw Danny in his ghost form have something go right through his stomach. It took him a long time to convince me it wasn’t a big deal and it barely hurt. He does have to make sure he repairs the damage Before turning human again though or the damage can transfer over and I don’t need to tell you a hole in the gut is a lot more serious for humans!

“If I’m honest I only know ghosts that have stayed younger then they really are, for instance Youngblood who’s a few hundred years old and could be well on his way to adulthood if he wanted but has remained a child. I assume it can go the other way though, if a ghost is very mature for their age.”

Ectoplasm

Ectoplasm is the energy that makes up all ghosts and the Ghost Zone itself. All ghosts can feed on the ectoplasm around them as well as produce their own by indulging in obsessions. The ghosts Cores produce the ectoplasm like a brain produces neurochemicals when exposed to the right stimulation.

Ectoplasm is a powerful source of energy but unstable. When it is stabilized into an ecto-crystal it is more stable and can be used as a power source safely by ghosts and liminals.

“Most ectoplasm is green like you see in the pictures. But it isn’t the only colour, some other ghosts produce different colours and it is highly tied to what emotion drives them. When it’s pure it usually smells like petracore but it can get pretty foul.”

(next slide)

What are Obsessions

Every ghost has one or more obsessions

They can be very literal things such as boxes, or ideas and emotions such as Love

In rarer cases they may have dual obsessions

Unlike for humans obsessions are very healthy for ghosts

Ghosts need to indulge their obsessions

Sometimes the way ghosts indulge their obsessions might seem evil, however it is almost always just amoral

Obsessions shape every part of a ghost from their powers to thier physical appearance, to befriend a ghost you Must understand and aid their obsession

In very extreme circumstances a ghosts obsession may shift, sometimes this is healthy, more often it is a result of extreme trauma

“With my interest in psychology this was sort of hard for me to accept. From the outside the way ghosts obsess seems really unhealthy but it’s what gives them life. When not allowed to indulge in their obsessions ghosts will dysregulate and go to extreme lengths to try and get their obsession, if that doesn’t work they either go dormant if their core is still healthy enough or they will melt.

“Ghosts change their obsessions very rarely, I’ve heard of it happening as they heal. For instance once a ghost has gotten revenge for themselves, if that was their obsession, their obsession might shift to avenging other people, or even protecting them so they don’t need to be avenged.”

(Next Slide)

Ghost Culture

The Ghosts have a monarchy

The title of the Ghost King is not hereditary but passed through trial by combat

Under the monarch is a council of being known as Observants, and powerful and old ghosts called Ancients

Ghosts respect strength and value power and cunning in combat a lot

Ghosts bond with each other through combat and play fight with family and friends often

“I have down that the ghosts are a monarchy, and technically that is true but the current Ghost King was a tyrant who was locked away thousands of years ago. I’m sure as soon as someone shows up who’s powerful enough to beat him his court will be happy to pick up where they left off with a better King, or queen, though I don’t think the title has to change based on gender.

“I really can’t stress enough how violent ghosts are! Because nothing short of having their cores shattered can kill them, play fighting for them can look Very Much like a murder attempt to a human. A lot of the issues we’ve had with ghosts have come from them just not understanding quite how fragile humans, and for most of them they feel really bad once they know they actually Hurt someone by shooting them. It’s really best for everyone when they’re kept separate and Ghosts can happily tear each other apart in peace.”

Liminals

The result of long term low level exposure to ectoplasm, sudden high doses are almost always deadly

Liminals Can have almost every trait a ghost can, usually having a combination of a few

Commonalities between liminals include

Minor cosmetic changes such as: glowing eyes, pointed ears, and/or sharp teeth

Increased stamina, strength, and aggression

Increased obsessive behaviour

Liminals sometimes develop powers shaped by the strength and type of obsession

“Most of the people Danny and I know are liminals. I don’t want to talk about them in case they don’t want to be outed so I’ll talk about myself and my parents. We all had prolonged exposure after all. My ears are pointed,” She said brushing her hair back so they could see them, “And Danny is a little more then liminal but even in human form he has fangs.

“My parents didn’t realize it but they could to the point they could subsist on their obsession without needing to eat or sleep as often as a regular human would. About a year ago I started developing the ability to tap into and feel other peoples emotions, I can feed on them a little too but I try not to because the Worst ghost we met did that and I don’t want to be anything like her.”

(Next Slide)

In conclusion

Ghosts are not evil even though sometimes their actions are hard to understand

Never get between ghosts when they’re fighting each other but it’s usually safe to yell at them to remind them not to break anything

Never get between a ghost and their obsession

Don’t drink ectoplasm unless you know you’re already liminal

“I have a feeling the section about liminals will be familiar to a bunch of you. I know Damian is liminal though I don’t know how he was exposed to ectoplasm and some of you,” Her eyes skirted across Tim and Bruce. “Are toeing the line. You’ll probably notice Damian and Danny getting really close, and they might get in some really vicious looking fights. I promise Danny is playing at least.”

The family was left silent for a moment, Bruce knew he was thinking about Jason. Who had died, been exposed to.. What certainly seemed to be something like Lazarus water and come back, obsessive, aggressive, and emotional. He wished he’d had this powerpoint a long time ago. It helped understand Damian too but mostly he was thinking about Jason. He needed to reach out again, maybe meeting Danny would be good for Jason?

“So uhhh, ya, that’s the end of the powerpoint?” Jazz said, shifting from foot to foot in the awkward silence. “Any questions?”

#danny phantom #fanfiction #dc x dp #jasmine fenton #bruce wayne #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #liminal #tim drake #jason todd #trans!danny #the batfamily #danny is pregnant au #finally getting help au #vlad is a creep #dc stands for disregard cannon

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itsmealaiah · 3 months

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would you be able to do a switch Johnnie smut with a reader who has a scene bimbo type style

yes i can! 💗 💋

I think you're hot

Tags/ warnings: reader having a bimbo style, sub! johnnie, riding johnnie, begging, holding hands during sex.

MDNI ⚠️

pairing: johnnie with a goth bimbo girlfriend

summary: after a tiring day of filming a video, johnnie comes to reader and his shared bedroom, needing intimacy.

Your POV:

I could feel my heart pounding in my chest as I waited for him to come into the bedroom. It was always like this after he finished filming one of his videos. The anticipation, the excitement, the need for him to be inside me. It was more than just physical; it was like we were two halves of a whole, always seeking completion in each other's arms.

As the door clicked shut behind him, I felt my breath hitch in my throat. There he was, my Johnnie, his hair mussed from running his hands through it so many times while he filmed. He looked at me with those familiar eyes, filled with love and desire. Without a word, he crossed the room in a few long strides, his strong hands cupping my face as he leaned in to kiss me tenderly. Our lips moved against each other, a dance of sorts, and I could feel the heat between us building with each passing second.

He broke the kiss, his lips trailing down my neck to my collarbone. "You are so fucking beautiful," he murmured, his voice rough with emotion. His hands moved lower, unbuttoning my top slowly, revealing more and more of my skin to the cool air in the room. I arched my back, wanting him to touch me, needing him to make me feel wanted and desired the way he always did.

As his fingers brushed against my breasts, I gasped, my hips pressing forward into his touch. "Please," I whispered, my voice trembling with need. "I need you, Johnnie." He smiled down at me, his eyes darkening, and then he was there, kneeling in front of me, his strong hands cupping my breasts as he took one of my nipples into his mouth, sucking gently at first and then with more urgency.

I cried out, arching my back as the sensation overwhelmed me. I could feel myself growing wet between my legs, aching for him to be inside of me. "Fuck, Johnnie," I moaned, my voice barely audible over the sounds of our heavy breathing and the wet noises he made as he sucked on my nipple. "Please, I need you." And then, without another word, he stood up, guiding his hard length to my entrance.

As he pushed inside of me, I let out a deep, shuddering breath, my fingernails digging into his shoulders as I held on for dear life. He began to move, slowly at first, his hips meeting mine in a rhythm that was almost hypnotic. I threw my head back, lost in the sensation of being so completely connected to him, my body responding to his every touch. "Johnnie," I breathed, my voice ragged and raw. "I love you." And with those words, we fell together into a passionate, all-consuming love affair that only seemed to intensify with each passing moment.

His movements grew more urgent, his breath coming in ragged gasps as he pushed deeper inside of me. I could feel my own orgasm building, growing closer with each thrust, each touch. I arched my back, meeting his thrusts with my own, our skin slapping together in a wet, desperate rhythm. "Oh God, I'm close," I gasped, my fingernails digging into his shoulders as I tried to hold on to the feeling, to the moment, just a little longer.

And then he groaned, his hips stuttering as he came inside me, his warmth filling me up in a way that made me feel whole. I could feel my own orgasm crashing over me in a wave of pure pleasure, my body convulsing around him as I cried out his name. "Johnnie," I moaned, my voice cracking with emotion. "Oh, Johnnie."

As he held me close, his strong arms wrapped tightly around me, I felt my breath begin to steady, my heart rate finally returning to something resembling normal. But even as my body recovered from the intensity of our lovemaking, I couldn't help but savor the feeling of him inside me, of being so completely connected to him.

He leaned in, kissing me softly on the lips, his tongue tracing the outline of my mouth. "You're amazing," he murmured against my skin. "I love you so much." And then, with a final groan, he pulled out of me, rolling us over so that I was now straddling him. His hands cupped my breasts, his thumbs circling my nipples as they hardened to peaks.

I arched my back, feeling the sensation of being so close to him, of having his body wrapped around mine. My breasts swung gently with the movement, teasing his face, and I couldn't help but let out a small giggle as I watched his expression change from one of tenderness to one of desire. "Like what you see?" I asked, a mischievous grin spreading across my lips.

He growled, his hands moving lower, his fingers slipping between my legs. "God, yes," he breathed, his voice rough with need. "You're so fucking beautiful." He thrust his fingers inside me, finding my sweet spot with ease, and I moaned, arching my back further, meeting his touch with a desperation that seemed to fuel his passion.

As he touched me, as I felt the warmth of his skin against my breasts, the wetness of his mouth on my nipples, I couldn't help but feel a sense of power, of control that was as intoxicating as it was addictive. I could feel the tension building inside me, a tight coil of desire that threatened to unravel at any moment.

I leaned forward, my body pressing against his as I rocked my hips against his fingers, the friction sending waves of pleasure through me. "Fuck, Johnnie," I gasped, my eyes locked on his. "I need you inside me." And with that, I positioned his hard length at my entrance.

He groaned as I guided him inside, the tightness of my body enveloping him in a warm, wet embrace. I threw my head back, arching my back as he began to move, his hips meeting mine in a rhythm that was as familiar to me as my own heartbeat. He kissed me deeply, his tongue tangling with mine as our bodies moved together in perfect harmony.

The sounds of our lovemaking filled the room, echoing off the walls and mingling with the scent of sweat and sex that filled the air. I could feel the tension building inside me, my body on the verge of surrendering to another intense orgasm. I tightened my grip on him, my nails digging into his shoulders as I urged him on, desperate for the release I knew he could give me.

His thrusts grew deeper, harder, his breath coming in ragged gasps as he struggled to maintain control. I could feel the tension building inside him as well, and with each passing moment, it became clearer and clearer that the passion between us was only growing stronger. His pace began to quicken, his hips slapping against my ass in a rhythm that was both brutal and beautiful.

With a final, guttural groan, he tensed, his body going rigid as he let out a long, shuddering breath. His seed spilled into me, filling me up in a way that made me feel completely and utterly connected to him. As his hips stilled, I could feel the aftershocks of our passion coursing through my body, my muscles twitching and contracting in response to the overwhelming sensations that raced through me.

He collapsed below me, his weight pressing into the mattress, his breath hot and fast.

I lay on top of him, our sweaty bodies still connected, my heart racing from the intensity of our lovemaking. I couldn't help but smile as I felt the warmth of his skin against mine, the firmness of his muscles beneath my fingers. He looked up at me, his eyes still glassy from the pleasure that had just consumed him.

"You're incredible," he murmured, his voice husky with emotion. "I don't know what I'd do without you."

I laughed, shaking my head. "You'd find a way," I teased. "But it might not be nearly as much fun." I leaned down, capturing his lips in a tender kiss.

a/n: my first fic abt johnnie, can't wait to write more for you all 💋 love yall

#johnnie guilbert smut #johnnie guilbert #johnnie guilbert x reader #jake and johnnie #itsmealaiah #emo #scene #punk #love #smut #first johnnie post!

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banquetwriter · 15 days

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can u write a smut of an insecure plus sized goth reader x johnnie please? she's a virgin and after being together for a few months she asks him could they do it, and he eats her out n fucks her n stuff 🙏🙏 make it really soft pls and thank u i love ur work btw 🖤🖤

୨୧ Batty love ୨୧

pairing: Johnnie Guilbert ♡︎ goth!fem!Reader

warnings: ୭̥⋆*｡ smut, losing virginity, getting eaten out, general shenanigans

summary: ʚ johnnie isn’t gonna let you being inexperienced stop him from devouring you ɞ

Words: 2234

An: i know this isn't the best but I'm legitimately do sick rn 😔

You haven't stopped looking at your phone for at least two days. Johnnie, your boyfriend, had just hard-launched your relationship for the first time on Instagram. And to your shock, 95% of the comments were so positive. Everyone complimented your goth appearance.

This much praise was addicting. Being plus size meant a lot of insecurities made by the pathetic losers of society. There were of course a few nice comments… those weren't the ones you kept staring at. Criticizing your looks or body.

Johnnie had warned you about this happening, and you promised him the world knowing about you two was worth it, and it was, but god did it hurt. Johnnie Was out streaming with Jake today so that left you alone for a good few hours.

It was useless trying to wait around crying over some loser online who couldn't handle the fact their celebrity crush didn't pick them. You sat up rubbing your face carefully not trying to hit your piercings at all. You scrolled around on your phone’s playlist before connecting to a speaker.

You started to shift through your closet to come up with an outfit. Maybe you and Johnnie could go out tonight? It was hard to get dressed in full goth normally, especially when you weren't feeling good about yourself.

You settled on a long black skirt with silver shiny bats that were sporadically speckled on it and paired it with an ‘i ❤️ emo boys’ t-shirt with a corset. You put your outfit on by pairing your black stockings and fishnet top for your arms.

You sat down at your desk singing along to your beloved playlist. You turned your light on your mirror searching for your hair clips. You managed to locate them by clipping your hair out of your face. Your music was briefly interrupted by a text notification.

You pick up your phone and it is from Johnnie, ‘should be done soon. Just filmed for Jake's, we're gonna do mine now. Probably just dick around Walmart or something. See you soon love 🖤’ you smiled at his text.

You responded back within seconds ‘Have fun filming (but not too much fun without me lol) 🖤🖤’

You sat your phone down, adjusting your shirt, and you started on your makeup. You put on primer, then foundation, the concealer, and to finish your base off you pack on some powder letting it sit on your face. You pulled out your phone and snapped a selfie of your half-done make-up.

You stuck your tongue off a little for the picture. You posted it on your main Instagram story with a goth song of course. Your Instagram gained quite a few followers from Johnnie’s post. It was exciting and also very scary.

You decided the powder baking on your face was about done so you brushed it off. You grabbed your contour brush and packed some onto it. You started to carve your face onto the white base using the black powder.

Now it was time for your eye makeup. It was the hardest part. You spent a good while meticulously adding your eyeliner and eyeshadow. Once you were done, sufficiently looking like a bat, you finished it off with black lipstick and some setting spray.

You put on accessories and teased your hair to high heaven. And you were all ready. You sprayed some perfume on and looked in the mirror. Fuck did you look good. You posed a little admiring yourself, you took your phone out again and decided to take a few pictures.

This time you posted them as posts and not a story so anyone could say anything. It scared you but you couldn't hide forever. You were dating Johnnie and no one could change that.

It took only a few minutes before the comments came rolling in. All of which were positive, it made your heart soar with all the compliments. You were smiling until you read one: ‘Johnnie eating good tonight’ . It was a nice comment and funny naturally.

There was just one issue. You and Johnnie haven't had sex yet, and furthermore, you have never had sex. Ever. Sure you used a few toys here and there but never has another person shared such an intimate moment with you. You had already worried yourself sick about this. Johnnie Was sexually active and therefore, inevitably he would want to have sex with you.

You were ready… you think at least. You wanted to, of course you did, have you seen your boyfriend? He was such a fucking hottie. You had plenty of dreams of ripping his clothes off and going under the covers. You were just nervous.

You did actually weigh a lot more than your boyfriend and no offense to him he wasn't exactly built to handle all you could offer. The nerves rattled through your body. But you were a full-grown woman and there wasn't anything wrong with taking your time to have sex.

If Johnnie didn't understand that (which you're sure he would) then this wasn't the relationship for you. You shook your thoughts of breaking up with Johnnie away. This wasn't a time to worry.

It was only a few more minutes before Johnnie came home. He stepped into your apartment, and he stopped when looking at you. His jaw faltered open. “Wow, how are you mine?” he asked, closing the door, his hands wrapping around your waist.

“From your strapping good looks and charm of course.” you purred, moving a strand of his hair from his face. You planted a small kiss on his now-exposed skin. “Yeah sure,” he murmured against your hair, planting a small kiss on the top of your head.

You smiled at him, your eyes holding each other. His eyes seem to almost darken looking at you. You pull him into a kiss, one he gladly returns. His hands are holding onto your corseted waist. Even through the thick fabric, you can feel him clutching your body.

Your kisses got more heated as he started to move his hands down your body. You had done this with him before. It didn't scare you much anymore. Of course it was nerve-racking, but not scary. His touch felt so nice even if it was through your clothes.

He slowly moaned into your mouth as you gently tugged his hair. “Fuck,” he muttered slowly pulling away from you. He wrapped his hands into your pulling you towards your couch. Your nerves jumped into your throat knowing what was coming.

And yes you wanted to so fucking bad, you needed your hot boyfriend inside you. He gently pushed you onto the couch, you fell back ruining your cute decorative pillows. He positions himself between your legs, his mouth hungry to devour all of you.

You wanted to enjoy him you really did but your heart was pounding out of your chest with nerves. “Johnnie-” you asked quietly against his lips. He pulled back sensing your worry. “We haven't done anything yet-” you started, unsure how to keep going you stayed silent.

“It's fine if you don't wanna, you know, tonight.” he spoke softly, “No trust me I want to. It's just that I've never done that before. I've never had sex before.” you confessed. You could see his eyes widen. You felt like you were holding his breath.

“Woah, really?” he asked, leaning towards you, a small cheeky smile plastered on his lips. “Yeah, not that I’m waiting for marriage or something but I don't know I just haven't yet,” you said shrugging. “That's ok, are you still down to or?” he asks, staring at you sheepishly.

“Of course I am, I just need you to be slow I guess,” you whispered to him. He glances at your lips for a minute, “I can do that.” he says before your lips crash onto one another.

His hand crept down to your ankle and slowly started to run his hand up your legs, he reached the end of your stocking. He hooked his fingers over the clothing and pulled them off your body repeating it for your other leg.

He looked into your eyes as he slipped his hands back under your skirt, hooking delicate fingers over your panties and slowly pulling them off your body. The feeling of his hands on your thighs was sending waves of pleasure to your core.

You've been horny before but nothing compared to the feelings you felt as your boyfriend slowly lowered to his knees. Kissing up and down your legs. “Are you doing ok?” he asks between kisses up your thighs.

“Y-yeah I'm good,” you said quietly, eyes watching Johnnie like a hawk. He smirks against your skin. He slowly pushes your skirt up your body revealing your bare legs. He placed a tender kiss on the top of your cunt.

You swore you could see stars with the amount of pleasure That coursed through you. The end of your fingers and toes felt tingly and cold. Johnnie moved up to face again, he slowly started to kiss you again. “M’gonna move my hand now. Like my fingers ok?” he said against your lips.

“Ok,” you whispered back, and you spread your legs widely for him. He slowly dipped his finger into your sopping cunt. You let out a gasp at the sensation. He slowly pumped his finger in and out of you. It felt good but it wasn't enough for you.

As if Johnnie could read your mind, he pumped out of you once again. When he entered back in he had two fingers this time. It stung for a second or two then pleasure returned to your body as he started to curve his finger into you.

“Oh fuck.” you moaned out, you can guess how people get addicted to this feeling. You felt like a little pervy teenager with raging hormones. The feeling of Johnnie hitting your G-spot repeatedly was sending you over the edge.

“Johnnie.” you mewled out, to nothing in particular. “I need more please,” you begged, having a sense of missing something. “If you insist on it my love.” he pulled out of you, his fingers dripping wet. You watched as he crouched down further.

He kissed slowly on your thighs before reaching your clit. He pressed a soft kiss right on your spot. You felt yourself clench over nothing and it drove you wild. He continued kissing down until he reached your hole. He slowly prodded his tongue into you.

Very gently at first to help you get used to the feeling. You felt the pleasure tenfold as soon as he began to rub your clit, fully pumping his tongue in and out of you. “Oh fuck hold on,” you murmured to him.

He stopped cocking his head slightly. You quickly snap off your corset, immediately releasing tension in your gut. You quickly pulled your shirt off, your bra going with it.

You were now naked minus the skirt bunched up around your waist. “M’fuck.” he whispered looking at your tits. He had what looked like a painful erection at this point. His skinny jeans looked like they were gonna burst open.

“You ready?” you asked him, gesturing to his painfully hard erection. “Fuck yeah,” he whined undoing his studded belt, he started to further undress himself. You followed suit pushing your skirt down.

Once he was completely naked, he leaned down and started to kiss you again. He wrapped his hand around his cock and pumped a few times attempting to get ready for your body. After about a minute he lined up his leaking cock to your entrance.

He slowly pushed into you. You let out a wanton gasp as he bottomed out. “Fuck.” he growled into your ear. He fumbled around trying to find your hand and brought it down to your clit. You started to rub to your pleasure.

At the same time, he started to push into you slowly at first then after a minute he began to push into you at a quicker pace. “Fuck your so tight. So glad I get this pussy all to myself,” he whined into your ear. You couldn't hold yourself anymore. The coil in your stomach was going to snap.

You felt The familiar feeling bubbling in your stomach and your limbs. “Im gonna fucking cum.” you whined out, grabbing at his torso and leaving a long scratch. Johnnie held your eye contact nodding at you.

The coil finally snapped, your walls clenching around him. “Johnnie-” you whined, your back arching. Your body shaking from your orgasm, sent him completely over the edge.

Hit ropes of cum splattered inside you as he fucked you through his own orgasm. Your breath slowly returned back to your body as you saw Johnnie cleaning your body up with a damp towel.

“Are you ok?” he asked quietly, tossing the rag into the laundry basket. He misses but he just took his girlfriend's virginity so he isn't particularly worried about where it landed. “Yeah I'm fucking great right now actually,” you murmured.

He giggles pulling his clothes back on. You did the same, pulling out your phone to see your makeup completely fucked. Your eyeliner and mascara dripped down, the sweat sucking your makeup into your skin, your lipstick beyond fucked.

You pulled out your phone and snapped one last photo for your Instagram

#johnnie guilbert angst #johnnie x you #jake and johnnie #johnnie x reader #johnnie guilbert fluff #johnnie guilbert smut #johnnie #johnnie guilbert x you #johnnie guilbert x reader #johnnie guilbert #johnnie guilbert x goth!reader

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xylomilo · 4 months

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Karaoke Night with Mortal Kombat 1 characters

(Part One :3 Part Two here)

NSFW accounts, pls don’t interact, I’m a minor ^.^

Johnny Cage

Pitbull, Arianna, or Lady Gaga

International Love by Pitbull probably

He’s a very big pop fan and would sing anything that comes to mind.

He’s actually a really good singer, Hollywood does that to people (probably, the only actor I know is Barry Sloane and he’s British)

Would be live streaming the whole time and would look at chat from time to time, only to see people thirsting over everyone 😭😭 (tbf i would too)

Kenshi Takahashi

No.

Absolutely not.

…okay, maybe for $20.

Kenshi doesn’t listen to a lot of music, but he’s probably a fan of the classics.

Maneater, Sweet Dreams, My Way, Babooshka, etc…

Average singing. Isn’t good, but isn’t bad either.

If he was drunk, he’d be more willing to sing tbh.

Kung Lao

Like Johnny, he’s a big pop fan with a bit of metal sprinkled in there.

Kung Lao at Raiden

Laufey, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, etc…

He’s actually killing it. Whenever he got bored during work, he’d just start singing.

Would suggest a singing battle and starts screaming, crying, throwing up when he loses

Johnny fans second fav

Raiden

Kinda shy at first, he’s never sung in front of others but he quickly gets some confidence.

Listens to very calm and melancholy songs, like laufey and mitski.

Jk, half of his playlist is Cupcakke, Kim Petras, Sir Mix-a-lot, and Johnny’s movie soundtracks.

Would start off with Laufey and Mitski. Once he gets confident, he pulls out Kim Petras songs.

Would sing Rein Raus and not give anyone a translation. (Liu Kang knows and is horrified)

Above average singing, thanks to Kung Lao forcing him to sing with him during work.

Liu Kang

No, he can’t sing.

Raiden, don’t do those puppy eyes.

…okay fine.

Moonlight Thoughts by SING Girls.

He’s a sucker for songs inspired by traditional music/instruments.

Like Raiden, he has above average singing. He doesn’t have much time to sing, thanks to being God, but he likes to hum along to music.

I feel like he would like goth music. Thinks its calming.

#xylomilo: mortal kombat #mortal kombat 2023 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat headcanons #mk1 headcanons #mk1 2023 #mk1 #johnny cage #mk johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mk kenshi #kung lao #mk kung lao #raiden #mk raiden #liu kang #mk liu kang

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Loving Mr. Munson- In Sickness and in Health

Tw: None, Eddie being a sick sappy baby, but he's so cute we might just let him.

Tag list Lovlies : @tlclick73 @fairymunson @micheledawn1975 @elegantkoalapaper @goth-cowgirl-03 @bmunson86 @retrorage86 @hideoutside @veemoon @emmyshortcake @erinekc @babyloutattoo89 @amberolivia666 @eddiesxangel @liminalpebble @eddiesacousticguitar @munsons-mayhem28 @munsonsmullet @skyline4446 @maskofmirrors @blainetiberiuswinchester @bexreadstoomuch @xxhellfirebunnyxx @candice-1983 @imyourdaninow @harrywavycurly @corkadymu @eddiesguitarskills @mmunson86

Eddie-

Fuuuuuucckkkkk

I think I'm dying, like I seriously think I'm fucking dying.

I groan and cover my face with my arm, even that movement feels almost impossible, every fucking, muscle, every goddamn joint in my body ached, my throat burned. The flu, it had to be the flu, it had been going around the shop and-

"Fuck!" I turn to my side and glance at my alarm clock. " Shit!" Apparently my alarm never went off. I slowly sat up, pushed myself to my feet.

" Edward Munson, get that sweet ass of yours back in bed ." My Sweetheart rolled over to face me, a serious expression on her face.

" But Dollface, I've got to go to the shop-"

I watched as she sat up and reached for me."Baby, you aren't going anywhere. Your sick. Your taking the day off."

I shook my head, and even that small movement hurt like hell. " I'm the boss, I can't take the day off. I've got a shop to run-"

" Because your the boss you can take a day off, Baby, you can barely stand, what the hell do you think you are going to do, crawl under a car? I don't think so." She pat the bed beside her. " Climb back in here and get comfy. Let me take care of you."

I collapsed onto the bed and closed my eyes. "But I've got to call the the shop-"

" I already did. I talked to Johnny and everything is taken care of ."

" For real?"

" For real." She leaned over and kissed my forehead." Shit baby your burning up. "

I shivered. " I feel like I'm fucking freezing."

She jumped out of bed and tucked me in ." I'm going to go get you some fluids and some meds, don't move, stay right here."

" I don't think I could move if I even tried, you've got me tucked in so tight-"

" Snug as a bug in a rug!" She kissed my forehead again." Be right back baby!"

I sighed, closing my eyes again. God I felt like shit. Luckily I was a very healthy guy and getting sick like this was a fairly rare thing, the worst of it was when Robbie was in school, then we were both getting sick on the regular, and that was hell, trying to take care of a little one when you could barely take care of yourself.

A few minutes later my Angel returned with a tray full of supplies. I sat up as best as I could and she stood next to me, resting the tray on the nightstand beside me.

" Open up Hairybear."

" Am I fucking delirious or did you just call me Hairybear?"

" Nice to know you haven't lost your sense of sarcasm." She smirked. " And yes I called you Hairybear, that is how I will be referring to you from now on. I'm going to call the shop and ask if I can speak with my little Hairybear-"

" I don't think so Sugarlips-"

" Do you prefer Pookie? Schnookums?" She slid a little plastic sleeve over the thermometer.

" I like Baby. Baby works for me."

She smirked and carefully slid the thermometer under my tongue." Stay closed honeybuns." She pulled my hair back into a bun and wiped my face with a cool wet cloth and I felt like I was going to cry. Maybe it was the fever, maybe it was because I felt like absolute shit, maybe it was because this was the first time in my life that someone really truly cared for me enough to do something as simple as wipe a cool cloth over my face, and it meant the world to me. I heard a beep.

" Holy shit babes, we gotta get this temp down." She grabbed some meds off her tray and I opened my mouth and she popped them in, than held a glass of cool water to my parched lips. I took a long drink, looking over the glass at my beautiful bride. I could see the worry in her eyes.

" I'll be fine Sweetheart."

" I know you will because I am going to nurse you back to health." She kissed my cheek.

" You shouldn't be in here, your going to get yourself sick "

" In sickness and in health Baby, I took a vow and I don't intend on ever breaking it." She smiled. " That and I'm kind of in love with you so I gotta keep you around for a long, long time."

This time a tear did roll down my cheek. "Apparently I'm kind of a baby when I'm sick."

She wiped it away with a smile." It's alright Eds, all men are." She held my cheek and her hand felt cool against my skin. " We are in this together babe, I got you."

I fell in love with her even more in that moment. " Thank you Angel."

She winked at me and carefully handed me a mug of tea. " I put honey and lemon and whiskey in it. It will make your throat feel better."

I took a sip and could feel it coating my throat. It was soothing." Wayne used to give this to me when I was sick."

" My Grammy used to give it to me too, probably gave more whiskey than I should have had, I slept like a baby. Keep drinking. Are you hungry? Do you want a bath?"

" I'm fine, the tea is good. I don't really feel like fucking moving right now ."

" Than I'll keep you right here. We'll cuddle."

She was just about to crawl in bed with me when there was a loud knock at the door. "Drink up, I'll be right back."

I closed my eyes and listened and heard her open the door.

" Oh no, shit, your sick too? Well come on in."

" I'm really sorry, I just didn't want to go home and be alone while feeling this shitty." It was Robbie . Fuck

" Well go lay down and I will bring you some tea and meds too."

" Geez, thanks Mom."

" Smart Ass."

I heard footsteps and then saw Robbie pop his head into my room." You dying too?"

" Yup, pretty sure it's the plague."

" Must be pretty catchy because I got it too."

" Well go lay down and get some rest. "

" I will, you too. " He took off and I heard his bedroom door close.

A few minutes later my Princess crawled in bed with me, laying my head on her chest and running her hand over my hair." There, Robbie is settled in with Tylenol and tea."

" I really appreciate it Sweetheart, your so good to us." I felt my eyelids drooping as she played with my hair. " Your the fucking best "

" Why thank you Sir." She kissed the top of my head and I felt her run her fingers lightly along my side. It felt so fucking good being held by someone you love when you felt horrible. It was so soothing to hear her steady heartbeat beneath my ear, her even breathing, it was almost like a lullaby, and before I knew it ,I was fucking out, in the arms of my loving wife.

A couple days later I made sure that I repaid the favor when she woke up with a fever of 101.

As always thank you for reading,thank you for commenting, re-blogging and being awesome ❤️

#eddie munson #eddie munson smut #eddie fanfic #dilf!eddie munson #eddie munson blurb #older eddie munson #loving mr munson #leeleiwrites

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vanhelsingapologist · 4 months

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I am requesting goth country music recs!

You got it! Now, obviously goth is its own thing. Has its own sound. In my post, I meant more than there are gothic themes in country music, so you won’t find like, Sisters of Mercy wearing cowboy hats. Some of this is Southern Gothic, some of this is simply alt-country music with dark themes. You’ll also get bluegrass and Americana (which is sort of where rock and country meet). I tried to keep this mostly country since that’s what you asked, but I overlapped a lot and I tried to keep the sound diverse!

• Old Number Seven by The Devil Makes Three. The Devil Makes Three is a band based out of California but Bluegrass and Country make up a majority of their discography. They also have I Am The Man Thomas.

• Decoration Day by The Drive By Truckers. They’ve also got a great one called Where The Devil Don’t Stay. This is alt-country and rock. This particular one is sung by Jason Isbell, who’s my favorite country/americana artist. He’s from Muscle Shoals, Alabama and has a song that got pretty popular called If We Were Vampires.

• Hypothermic by Goodnight, Texas. I wasn’t sure if I should put this on because they verge on folk, but I’ll be real, there’s so much stylistic overlap that folk, Americana, and country are like triplet sisters by this point. A better example would be Jesse Got Trapped In The Coal Mine, and Tucumcari on account of their twang. They’re from North Carolina.

• E. Watson by the Decemberists. The Decemberists are from Portland, Oregon and are pretty well-known for their indie folk. That being said, E. Watson is a murder ballad and is sort of undeniably a country song.

• Barton Hollow by The Civil Wars. They’re a group out of Nashville, famously collaborated with Taylor Swift. Nice balance of male and female vocals.

• Appalachian Witch by Gallows Bound. Virginia band known for using punk influence to play bluegrass. It’s pretty sick.

• Highwomen by the Highwomen. They’re supergroup of country music singers, all of which have some kickass discography, but this one is darker. My personal favorite in the group is Amanda Shires, who has a great song called Hawk for the Dove. She and Jason Isbell also did a cover of the song I Follow Rivers and made it pretty country!

• Ain’t No Grave by anyone. I like the Johnny Cash version, but I also like Crooked Still. I think it works best with female vocals, I don’t know! It’s an OLD gospel-blues folk song.

• While we’re on the topic of old folk songs, House of the Rising Sun and all its covers. Gothic as bats. Wayfaring Stranger by Rhiannon Giddens is also fantastic.

• Graves by Whiskey Shivers. They call themselves a ‘trashgrass’ band and they’re based out of Texas. One of the best country bands out there in my opinion. Real dark material, sometimes, too.

• Magnolia Blues by Adia Victoria. Honestly, her entire discography fits that dark gothic country style. She’s one of the more talented artists I’ve heard in a while. You Was Born To Die is great too.

• Up The Devil’s Pay by the Old 97’s. This is an alt-country song by an alt-country band from Texas. They also have a song called Am I Too Late? which is a song about being in love with a corpse. I Don’t Wanna Die In This Town and I’m Good With God is a great contender for this list too.

• Bury Me In Georgia by Kane Brown. Some people miiight categorize this as bro country. I disagree, but it’s definitely more in line with what you’ll hear on the radio. Kane Brown is from Tennessee and he honestly kicks the hell out of any song he’s in.

• Alabama by Bishop Gunn. I think they’re from Natchez, Mississippi. More death, more problems, more religion, more rotting in the South.

I hope this is helpful! It’s mostly modern stuff, but if you want older, I have that too.

#asked and answered #music recs

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plumbogs · 5 days

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I'm procrastinating. So I decided to crunch some numbers yay.

Specifically the numbers of word counts of the highest-word count same-gender ships in the AO3 sims tag. The only criteria is a minimum of 10,000 words, because there's a number of crackships with 300 word one shots. I didn't mess with non-sims 2 ships because I'm not entirely sure which characters are premade or not and I already dumped enough time into it. I also didn't feel like dragging through the sheer number of m/f ships.

I didn't sort through in any way to confirm if the ship was just in passing mention or if it was the primary focal point, so the numbers are going to be bent if there's one giant fic that mentions it briefly. This is just a flaw in AO3's tagging system though. This is also not a good figure for total fandom interest in a ship, because there's no accounting for fanart, gameplay, or the hundreds of other ways people interact with it. Or for cases where One person is especially fucking insane and boosts those numbers single-handedly (hi).

so. anyway. here's the top gay count from highest to least word count:

422,182 - Pascal Curious/Nervous Subject: nobody is surprised. of course THE sims 2 m/m ship is the highest rank. we know this. they're a good couple though. they win being gay, they win being alien dads, they win it all. everyone cheer and clap.

127,405 - Tank Grunt/Johnny Smith: sims 2 toxic yaoi... unbelievably there were no results for almeric/tank which kinda surprised me. nobody's written for them. however, people love a good enemies-to-lovers and overcoming alien racism (or not). love wins!

98,498 - Alexander Goth/Beau Broke: who the fuck did this (hi). why would they do this.

78,273 - Johnny/Ripp/Ophelia: Because of the nature of this, it is hard to actually figure out Johnny/Ripp plus this without doing a lot of trying to exclude because they're often tagged together. So I just counted the whole JRO. Either way they're popular. poly win!

45,078 - Tybalt Capp/Mercutio Monty: toxic ship number two. It has a lot of one-shots under its belt. Veronaville in general suffers from being one of the less popular basegame hoods, so I think tycutio gets slept on for that reason.

14,736 - Cassandra Goth/Mary Sue Pleasant: god forbid women do anything... we finally get f/f ships in the count now. I like the idea of Cass/Mary Sue quite a lot even if I never do much with it. there's protential for some pretty cool revenge plots.

10,234 - Brandi Broke/Dina Caliente: if they didn't hit the 10k word minimum I would have started screaming and throwing up and intervening. love wins though. I still need to intervene, probably. one day.

I guess the biggest conclusions to pull are that gay people love strangetown (we knew this). okay cool i have done enough

#idk what to tag this. or if it deserves to be tagged with anything.#sims 2 fanfic

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pumpkinsy0 · 1 year

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happy mf christmas!!!

u know what that means,,,,hcs!!!!WOOOOOO!!!!!YAYYYY!!!!!!YIPPEE!!!!!!

but yea hcs!!!!!!

•idk,,WHO,,,it was,,,but either the shepards or the curtis’ used those tree shaped airfreshners for cars and used it as an actual christmas tree to put gifts under

•maybe it was when they were lil kids too excited for christmas but hey, who can blame em

•once tim made the BIGGEST mistake of letting pony and curly b in charge of making the sugar cookies cause they over did it w the sugar for they were busy w ‘other matters’

•like they completely fucked up the cookies w too much sugar, someone could get type 2 diabetes just taking a bite out of it

•but hey!!just shake em for a bit before u eat it and youll b aight

•there was this christmas they all did secret santa and pony got tim, but he had NO clue what to get the guy so he just gave him a belt

•i mean it was a good belt so to tim all is fine

•freeze tag will ONLY b played on christmas time

•i hope this makes sense, but darry, soda, and pony all share the same pajama set when it’s christmas for some reason, like pony gets the pants, darry gets the shirt, and soda just takes the lil hat w it

•johnny is a literal god at making hot chocolate it’s canon

•tim makes haitian hot chocolate so yea, also a god

•OHOH and bc haitian independence day is on january 1st, the shepards usually buy all the ingredients near christmas time, and darry’s bday is on the same week so also bday shopping w the curtis gang, yippee!!!

•two bits the mf to buy the nasty flavors of candy canes to “spice things up” and darry got sick and tired of it so two bits off shopping duty for the rest of his christmas’

•so have y’all seen those santa mall pics w those goth kids?? yea angela and curly go to the mall to specifically get a pic w santa

•the pic is one of the tree decorations xoxo

•pony and curly making gingerbread houses???yes pls, only problem is curlys hungry ass keeps eating everything

•i feel like i’ve never seen a mistletoe like in stores to buy, so i’ll just say that pony makes them curly keeps kissing him while he’s making it and just says “we’re above the mistletoe so i think we have to like make out or somethin”

•pony and curly had gingerbread and reindeer onesies when they were like toddlers/babies (that’s what that other pic of them is for, don’t ask y curly has a giant fucking spoon i thought it was funny)

•the shepards (rlly angela and curly) have this thing for decorating their hair for christmas, once curly used christmas lights in his hair, dw no fire was set his hair is fantastic

•dally can’t wrap presents for shit he just takes newspaper and cru,bles it up around the gift to give it a weird ball shape

•soda is such a christmas candle lover, if u bought him a santa’s ass scented candle he’d buy it

•every christmas i’m GONNA bring up the gang calling pony rudolph during the holidays fuck off

•johnny likes taking walks in the snow just staring inside families homes, kinda sad???yea, but he’s on his way to the curtis house so it’s alright he’ll b fine

•steve is actually like the fucking brunch during the holidays, everyone thinks it’s dally but no at least dally finds enjoyment fr home the shitty christmas sweaters and hot chocolate, steve likes nothing except for the occasional snowball fights and everyone being together, other than that he’s out, he hates the snow(its a love hate relationship), he hates how he gets hives in the cold, just cancel the whole thing

•angela and tim fucking LOVE the peppermint chocolates, they’d kill several ppl for it, i would too

•also pony and curly like putting the chocolates on the cookies

i rlly want peppermint chocolate

#curly shepard #ponyboy curtis #purly #angela shepard #tim shepard #darry curtis #darrel curtis #johnny cade #sodapop curtis #dallas winston #steve randle #two bit mathews #the outsiders hcs #the outsiders headcanons #the shepards #the outsiders art #the outsiders fanart #my art #babs’ art corner

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mpregfrance · 6 months

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Do you have any pink genre recs in terms of music? I want to get more into the genre.

-Hypermobile Françoise anon

hello!!! do you have any idea how hard this is for me to answer. i love rambling and being pedantic and going off on tangents. almost as much as i love punk music...

tl;dr i compiled a playlist for you, containing 3 songs from (most of) the bands mentioned below, plus a few extra from miscellanious artists bc 54 is my lucky number. it was hard to choose just 3 from some of my faves but i feel like this is a good introduction. long post to follow <3

instead of simply giving you a list and sending you on your merry way, i am absolutely going to spout off bc thats what i do and ur gonna regret asking. do you think you were gonna get off that easy? you absolute fool. sit ur ass down ur about to get schooled.

disclaimer; this isn't exhaustive. i'm not rattling off every single punk artist that's ever existed. just a few of my favorites.

the clash, the quintessential punk band in my opinion. defined the genre and embodied the political ethos. explored different subgenres througout their expansive discography. they were probably my first introduction to music as a whole since they're my dad's favorite band. i may be biased but i'd definitely say start with the clash. i'd recommend listening to their third album, london calling, first.

the pogues - the folk punk band of all time. NOT folk-punk like some smelly white man with dreadlocks screaming over poorly-tuned guitar. you'll know exactly what i mean when you hear it. they have a unique sound that just can't be replicated. and shane macgowan is actually such a beautiful person. their lyrics are also politically tinged, kinda gritty and edgy (i.e. gratuitous slurs) so not for senstive ears.

(i actually have a playlist of my fave pogues/shane macgowan songs)

the cure, in my opinion, invented goth or at least popularized it. their earlier stuff had more of a punk sound but every one of their albums is a perfect 10 to me. they're one of my favorite bands of all time and i could go on about them for hours so i'll leave it there. joy division, also more goth/post-punk but i love them, i have one of their album covers tattooed on my forearm lmao 19 year old decisions. no regrets (i also love the smiths, but they're not really punk punk.)

before you ask, no sex pistols!!! don't get me started on how much i hate the sex pistols i will throw up! god they suck. to me at least.

a lot of punks also listen to ska - no, not that kind of ska. 70/80s ska that originated from rocksteady/reggae. some of my faves in that arena being madness, the specials, bad manners, and the beat.

and as for across the pond - american punk artists.

johnny cash. no, seriously. man was punk before punk was defined.

my favorite band is probably social distortion. they're pretty different than those mentioned above, owing to their unmistakable americana sound and aesthetic. to me they're the quintessential rockabilly revival band, heavily influenced by country and blues. great guitar licks. think wistful and reckless all at once.

their frontman mike ness is an outrageously gorgeous man. he has two solo albums that absolutely slap. the happiest day of my life was seeing them live a couple years ago and he winked right at me - i promise i'm not delusional i swear he really did. ok i digress.

dead kennedys - hilarious lyrics and sick ass bass lines, very political and generally pretty iconic. one of my dad's faves. the cramps and the misfits. two bands overlapping goth + punk + psychobilly. pioneers of a campy subgenre known as horror-punk. i also really like danzig, the misfits frontman's solo career.

the velvet underground/lou reed - great example of american proto-punk. very NYC vibes. the pixies are a more grungy, later punk band. one of my mommy's favorites <3 i would unironically name my child velouria. definitely iconic but i find them overplayed sometimes, as in you've probably heard them at the grocery store.

this barely scratches the surface btw but i think that about covers it for today. sorry if i bored you to death pls come back and keep me company. peace and love on planet mpregfrance <3

#thank u as always anon #ask and ye shall receive #punk #music recs #spotify #playlist #punk playlist #ska #goth #psychobilly #rockabilly

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lunarcrown · 1 year

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I JUST READ IT OH ITS SO GOOD OOOOOOHHHH MY GOD TANGOOOOOOO and this mysterious bravo player ooooooo i love the name (ngl reminds me a LITTLE bit of johnny bravo lmao)

omggggg i and THINKING about all this Lore now... my god xisuma being so sweet to this poor man who's just stumbled out of a portal looking awful... good thing he didn't notice tango's bandaged fingers or comment on the cuffs at all, though, i suppose players CAN look rather odd sometimes. but UGH i am here for this i am so excited hhrhrhghrhgr

IM GLAD U LIKED!!!!!

And Ahsggdg he WISHES he was as buff as Johnny bravo, it would help him out so Much

And YA AHAHSF xisuma probably was like “oh he must be one of those shy goths I’ve heard about, nothing weird about a lil fashion I suppose!!!”

#htp ask #ask #minetalk

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dekaja · 4 months

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TOP 5 PATHETIC FICTIONAL MEN

BUT THERE'S SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM LMFAO

5. kaidan alenko HEAR ME OUT

on the surface kaidan is not a pathetic man. he is, however, a deeply boring man and that is EXACTLY why i like him. almost gets blown up, grinds his way into the spectres, telekinetic but not like that good at it, constantly has headaches, flattest ass in the milky way, bisexual but like mostly cool with it. this dude goes to bed at 10pm. this dude has at least one debilitating food allergy. he's canadian. i love this man.

4. phoenix wright SPECIFICALLY from aa4

most unemployed this man has ever been and that makes him more powerful i'm not even joking. he's gotta be low on the list bc he still was playing the long game but this dude did not shower. he spent 7 years wearing flip flops and his gay crush from elementary school still wanted him. adopted a kid about it. man's insane.

3. alan wake. y'know, from alan wake.

i would have not said alan from just the first alan wake bc he annoyed me and i wanted to push him into traffic but as of alan wake 2 oh my god. noodle arms. elbow patches. sweaty as all hell round the clock. will never go to therapy but will badly wield a shotgun about it. TERRIBLE at writing.

2. crowley good omens

i mean we're talking simp supreme. we're talking otherworldly celestial power boiled down into slutty goth fashion and a middle school locker crush. follows his best friend around like a sad sad SAD puppy. the sunglasses do not hide anything sir i see how sad and wet you are.

1. hdb

#1 was always gonna be hdb. hdb was destined to be not only my number one most pathetic man of all time but like. most pathetic man of all time in general. even before i knew who he was he was the winner. even before disco elysium came out or was conceptualized he was our guy. nothing but respect for my president of sad pathetic dudes.

EDIT: I FUCJING FORGOT. ABOUT JOHNNY SILVERHAND.

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that-sims-four-blog · 2 months

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Oh dear, I started a Sims 4 playthrough.

You know what, "Leeb, Leefuh, Love" sounds like a pretty good sitcom name. I'm going to start naming whatever sitcom-fanfic this playthrough becomes—provided I don't chicken out of documenting This Thing out of cringe.

For starters, Metallica—the three angriest men of the year 2003—decided to move to some random house in Oasis Springs. Why? I don't know. Are they there to find a bassist? Dunno either.

Okay, maybe they aren't so angry.

In fact, James and Lars are coming along pretty well. Since there isn't a way in-game for them to start a thrash metal band, each members are doing mundane jobs!

Lars is a lawyer—looking at you, Napster—while James is an Entertainer, probably a comedian because why not. Kirk's getting a start in the Culinary career.

...Oh, yeah, the Welcome Wagon struck that household, too.

Johnny Zest made a fruitcake. I think they liked it—I can't recall what they thought of it... Kirk's social awkwardness begins to pop up, too, although advice from his totally-bandmates did help a bit.

And yes, that's Makoto Yuuki—from the popular PS2 video game Persona 3 FES—in the background. We'll bother about him in a bit. At least he gets along pretty well with the Metallica household, especially James.

Several hours later, Lars decided to become the new Skrillex, and played around with the music-making-table (I can't remember what they are called).

It's got about as much bass as ...And Justice For All, trust me.

Moving over to that place that the developers designed after the British countryside, not that I remember the world's name, the RBY household moved into a house. Weiss won't fit anywhere between the budding lovers Blake and Yang and the hyperfixative Ruby. She might get created at some point, just outside the hellhole.

So, yeah, there they are, living their lives in the moment.

This is probably my favorite screenshot of them, Blake probably being OOC be damned.

Also, most of the household seems to have fairly... memorable faces, especially Yang's psychotic expressions. I might compile them at some point in the future.

Anyways, so, jobs: Blake writes stuff. Yang is a cop—because I can, and I want her to be as silly as Martin Riggs; so she's stuck in a cop-aganda show. Ruby goes to high school, therefore she's stuck in some teenagers-do-stuff sitcom.

Oh, yeah, Ruby did go to high school, and I have some bits to document.

As pissed off because of some fear about unfulfilled dreams, she seems to have a thing for exercise. It's probably an excuse to offer you one of her goofy-looking faces, though.

There's some random person with the Zelda moon following them, apparently:

And there's also that thing.

I can't kill that Landgraab off for the grievous crime of T-posing?

God fucking damn it.

But aside from that, everything went as normal, and Ruby managed to acquaint herself with Cassandra Goth.

That's good, I suppose. There were two other Sims that she managed to befriend, too, but I forgot their names. No, that Landgraab is not on the list—absolutely not, nuh-uh.

Also, later that day, she decided to bring Ruby to the Hijinks-and-other-things Festival. She went off to the art museum, while Ruby's left on her own. Noooo, that never happened before in the show Ruby was from! haha! But yeah, she joined the Pranksters—mainly because I wanted a silly laugh—but upon finding out that James Hetfield is there, I thought it'd be utterly hilarious for her to prank him.

That's the best image I could capture. No, I'm not giving you the aftermath of the trolling.

So, that's one-half of a thing I'm doing, and I realized that I was capturing too many pictures for comfortable reading. Plus, the default Tumblr layout sucks for this kind of thing, and I have no clue how to code layouts, so... Yeah, the second half coming later on.

#the sims 4 #the sims 4 screenshots #ts4 #sims4 #archive convinience tag goes here

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milesworld96 · 6 months

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IM WATCHING RAW RN & OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Pt 1 of me freaking out💀

JD CAME OUT W RHEA AND DOMDOM⁉️⁉️⁉️ OMF MY DREAMS CAME TRUE ITS OFFICIAL HES A JD MEMBER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Drew make the right choice. JOING JUDGEMENT DAY PLEESEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE I NNED TO SEE YOU AS A BIG ASS GOTH

SAMMIIIIII. girl ily but please☹️☹️☹️ oop nvm SAMI YOU GET IT GRLL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 Sami v JD 5v1? YES PLS😍😍 (rag doll him PLEASE) DAMIEN V SAMI⁉️⁉️⁉️ OH IM EATING GOOD RIGHT NOW

DOMDOM PLEASE WRECK RICOCHETS ASS I BEG, I don like Ricochet no more he lost me☹️☹️

Oh we talkin bout rey and Logan rn? Uh okay, Logan LOSES; Rey retains, blah blah blah WHO CARES DomDom loses his title(💔), AND GOES AFTER REY AGAIN + BEATS HIM 4 THE TITLE THIS TIME☺️☺️ YES THATS MY NEW YEARS WISH OR WHATEVER

OOOOOOOO THIS MATCH IS SERVING SO MUCH CUNT, DOMDOM BBG😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

JD💜💜💜💜💜 love Jd finally being part of the team

Love Ricochet I’m pink tho, it suits him nicely

AAAAAWWWWWW JD & RHEA HUGGING I LOVE THEMM

DOMDOM WONN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

RICOCHET☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ BESTIE WHYYY‼️‼️‼️‼️

DIY PROMO VID⁉️ HOLY SHIT⁉️⁉️⁉️ I LOVE THEM❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

RAQUEL PROMO VID

CREED CREED CREED CREED OMG HAIIIIIII

HOLYYYY SHIT THE PINS‼️‼️‼️‼️

NOOOOOO TOZAWA😭😭😭😭😭😭 ily Ivy😍😍😍😍😍😍

HOLY SHIT

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

HE JUST PICKED UP OTIS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

BRUTUS BALL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

OH MY FUCK THEY JUST PINNED OTIS , HHH PLEASE SAY THIS IS SAYING THE CREEDS ARE JUMPING TO THE MAIN ROSTER SOON‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

FINN‼️ DAMIEN‼️

KOFI XAVIER😨😨 GIRLS YALLS COSTUMES R SO GOOD LIKE WWHHHHATTT🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 LOVE THEM💜💜

Finn Damien be more appreciative‼️‼️‼️

OMG HIIII RHEA HAIIIIII JD HHAAAIIIIIIII DOMDOM😍😍😍

CODY WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THESE THOUGHTS IN DAMIENS HEAD STFFUUUUUU❤️❤️

DOMDOM WHAT THE FUCK😨😨😨 IS HE OKAY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 WHY IS HE SCREAMING AT THE GROUND‼️‼️‼️

Finn Dancing🤭🤭☺️☺️💜

OMG MIZ HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

GIOVANNI LUDWIGG😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

HE SP3AKS🤯🤯🤯🤯

WAIT WHY ARE YALLS PLANTING SEEDS 4 IMPERIUMS DEMISE, HHH STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

LMFAOOO MIZ NOT THE CENA BIT💀💀💀💀

WORD SPEAK UR TRUTH MIZ

OH LAWD G7NTHER GUNNTHHERRRRRR YOU JUST SHITTED ON THE MANS😨😨😨😨

PLEASE SAY WE GETTING GUNTHER VS THE MIZ RN PLEASE I BEG

Oo Randy Mention🤭

YEAH THATS RIGHT MIZ YOU SPEAK YOUR TRUTH

Woah the MIZ is actually getting pop from the crowd

AAAAA WE ARE SO GETTING GUNTHER V THE MIZ😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Oh my god please say this is not the MIZ going face against Imperium😨

I DONT want face MIZ

OMGOMGOMGOMG DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH MY LOVES HAIHAIAHAIAHA8AHIAHAIAHAIAHIAHAIAHAIAHAIAHAI

I AM FROATHING AT THE MATCH

EHEHEHEHEHEH I LOVE THEMMM

JOHHNYYY🫶🫶🫶🫶

Sorry Ludwig💔 Sorry Giovanni💔

CAIMPA AND JOHNNY R MY NEW GIRLIES💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

POOKIES WON THEY WON THEY WON THEY WON HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHNEHEHEH❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙

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