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tagerrkix · 3 months
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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨
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eustasskidagenda · 6 months
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can i request headcanons of what the monster trio+Usopp and Law think of Goth reader who wears all black, has tattoos and piercings, and loves horror ?? and who would like goths the most?? and idk how but could u mix a little nsfw with this if possible?? thank u!!
Yes, sure thing, here we go with some headcanons ! I didn't add nsfw for Luffy because I do not write smut for him. But for the others, there's a bit of nsfw at the end. Hope it meets your expectations, thank you for requesting :D
☆Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp & Law with a goth s/o
CW : g/n reader, MDNI, both sfw and nsfw, mention of alcohol for Zoro, mention of bullets for law, mention of blood and murder still for law (he’s talking about a horror movie)
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Luffy
Luffy's open-mindedness and curiosity would lead him to ask many questions about your style. He finds it cool.
"When did you discover this lifestyle?", "What's the meaning of your tattoo?", "What's your fav piercing?"
At random times, he would touch your tattoos and then, questions time again, "Is it really in your skin? Can you take showers with them, it doesn't fade? Oh wait, look, I can slide my finger into your earring gauge. All those piercings, woh, you must have a lot of holes."
He's so innocent, help.
Of course, he would love to try some goth clothes or to wear make-up just like you. Good luck, he's an incompetent model. Always fidgeting. He is unable to remain still. He would be quite annoying. You would clearly have a lot of struggles to draw a beautiful eyeliner on his over-smiling face. 
And you know, those scenes where he's imitating Sanji or Chopper? He would imitate you. Not to make fun of you, just because Luffy loves that kind of imitation.
He believes that his full black outfit and stunning eye-liner make him look really cool. He would be so proud to show the good job you made on him to everyone. 
Even while sleeping, he would keep his make-up on. He doesn't know that make-up needs to be removed. 
If you want to watch a horror movie, he may freak out because it was really scary or he may laugh heartily because it was quite funny. Especially in a slasher movie. He thinks that the characters' terrible decisions are amusing. "That was hilarious!"
He would love to trace your tattoos with his fingers. Luffy is fond of physical touch with his loved ones, so yes, his hands would be glued to your tattoos all the time. 
"Hey, Y/N, I have an idea for your next tattoo!" While showing you a really ugly drawing. This guy can't even draw a proper circle so a full tattoo… 
He wants to see it on your body now, so good luck.
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Zoro 
CW : slight roux sex, oral sex (Zoro receiving), slight dacryphilia
Zoro is so oblivious and stoic that he doesn't care much about anything. He's not into fashion or trends; the only thing he's truly interested in is saké and training. He would not really care about what you're wearing, like he doesn't even know it's called gothic. For him, it's just black clothes, make up, tattoos and piercings. It's fine as long as you enjoy your outfit.
"Ugh, it's called goth… I thought it was just black clothes…" 
However, if someone dares to make a mean comment about your style, he would be pissed off. Zoro craves honor and respect, so he would get really angry. No one can make fun of his s/o. 
"Ain't no fucking way" if you want to put make-up on his face. Paint his nails black is the only thing you can do. 
I believe he would be fond of your piercings. He has some earrings himself, and he thinks they're cool. He would offer you some jewels sometime. "I thought it would look cool on you." Although his appearance is stoic, he has a genuine desire to please you.
And if you two are watching a horror movie together… honestly he would just fall asleep. Saw? Sleeping. Conjuring? Sleeping. Alien? Sleeping. The silence of the lambs? S.l.e.e.p.i.n.g. You just can't freak out Zoro. But he would enjoy having a peaceful moment with you. 
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Zoro would be thrilled if you got a tattoo on your back. What a beautiful sight when he takes you roughly from behind: he can watch his cock sliding in and out of you, your ass, and your back tattoo. He would retrace your tattoo with his hands and bite or lick it. All. The. Time. 
Another thing he would enjoy? Your tongue piercing. "That's it, put this piercing into good use" while you're literally gagging on his cock slamming deep down your throat. The way you piercing rolls along his length or on his tip would elicit deep, low grunts from Zoro. Your watery eyes, faded eyeliner, and black drops running down your cheek would be a major turn-on for him.  "Fuck, you look so pretty with your make-up all messed up."
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Sanji 
CW : oral sex (reader receiving), penetrative sex (no mention of genital for the reader), for the last paragraph, the reader is wearing a skirt + fishnet tights, but no pronoun used 
Sanji would love your style. He likes fashion and well-dressed people. He thinks that black outfits combined with beautiful smoky eyes and some piercings is an amazing style. 
But well, it's Sanji, so even if you were wearing a paper towel outfit, he would still think you're the most beautiful person in the whole universe. 
He would be a fantastic help with your makeup. Are you in need of flawless eyeliner? Just leave it to him. Same with the lipstick or even nail polish. He is a divine being with hands and he probably learned a few things during the time skip. 
He would have a great time watching scary movies with you. Because it means spending time with his s/o. He would prepare some healthy snacks for the both of you. But on the flip side, he's not a big fan of violence, so he would take this opportunity to get closer to you. "Oh, so scary!" Before holding you firmly. And no letting you go before the end of the movie.
Sanji would be more than happy to help you choose new clothes, make-up, or jewelry. He has really good taste. And he would try some outfits himself just to please you. 
"Y/N, try this one" while showing you a shirt with a big low-cut neckline. Just because he likes to watch your chest. 
If you have a tattoo on your chest, prepare yourself because Sanji's hands would be glued on it. It's too beautiful to resist, he can't help it.
Whenever you get a new tattoo, he will certainly aid you in applying the cream. He's more than happy to lend a hand if it involves touching you.
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When you're watching a movie, Sanji would enjoy the "chill" time more than the "movie" time. He would begin to retrace all of your tattoos while the movie is still running before going down on you. "Let's see if you can scream more than those guys on screen."
The way you look at him with those beautiful made-up eyes while he's thrusting into you? Intoxicating. The passion, the eyeliner, the make-up…. If you begin to kiss his neck, smearing your lipstick on his skin, his cock would be throbbing within you. It's too much for him to handle.
If you're into wearing skirts and fishnet tights, Sanji would definitely nosebleed. He would just pin you against the wall or sit you on the table, hike up your skirt, and slowly sink his length into you, moaning close to your ear.
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Usopp
CW: slight fingering (reader receiving), slight cum play
At the start, he would be impressed by you. Once Usopp gets accustomed to your style, he would absolutely love it.
Your aesthetic, particularly your tattoos and jewels, would be a great source of inspiration for him. Since he is a god of his hands, he would create some outfits and jewels for you. 
To surprise you, he would work really hard on a beautiful tattoo. Unlike Luffy, he is skilled at drawing. He also knows your tastes, so honestly, the final piece would be mesmerizing. Usopp would be very proud if you tattooed his drawing on your skin. 
"R-really, you… you tattooed my drawing on your skin?" With a flustered expression and his heart pounding. 
Even though Usopp doesn't share the same musical/cinematographic tastes, he would try to learn more about your likes. Despite his dislike for scary movies. Our poor Usopp would be so freaked out, especially with the jump scares. At the conclusion of the movie, he would become clingy and even fearful of sleeping alone in the dark. 
He's a dreamer and a good storyteller, so seeing your outfits would help him with his inspiration. He loves to imagine stories and would end up daydreaming about you wearing specific outfits in specific situations. Occasionally, he would draw you. 
Perhaps he could make a weapon that is based on your favorite music or movie. He's so creative. 
He's a coward so piercings/tattoos are not for him, but he would help you take care of yours. And he's really conscientious about it. 
The same applies to your hairstyle or make-up, Usopp knows how to cut hair and he's good with make-up because he's an artist. Please let him do your make-up and hair. He's fond of those moments of intimacy. 
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"Hey y/n… so I have an idea… you know… your outfit is quite… pretty. I'd love to draw you… but you know, like… a spicy drawing… I mean, an artistic one… you see?" he would babble so much. Poor Usopp is so embarrassed. But he can't help it, you're really inspiring his creative soul. And as you accept being drawn in some suggestive positions, Usopp would try his best to keep both hands on his pencil and hide how turned on he is. But his hard cock pressing against his pants is unavoidable. Please, have mercy.
Another fantasy of his? Painting of your naked body. The sight of your bare body is breathtaking. Usopp would have a lovely and sweet time painting your curves. The softness of his touch and all his mesmerizing comments about how amazing you are, are quite adorable. His hands would be heavenly soft and he would have a glimmer of pride in his eyes because he's truly doing a great job. "Y/N… I need you so bad…" while watching at your exposed bare bottom. With your consent, sure, he would slide two fingers into you, moaning through gritted teeth. He would slide his hard cock between your ass cheeks until he cum. His seed would be on your back, thighs, almost everywhere. "Now, what a beautiful painting."
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Law
CW : slight dirty talk, slight teasing, slight nipple play, slight choking 
Law being... Law, he would not be very vocal about his thoughts. Like, you want to wear black clothes? Okay. A lot of piercings? Okay. You like horror movies? Fine. He has too much on his plate to care about that type of thing.
But he would be really curious about your tattoos. At first, he would stay silent because he is aloof. After some time, he would be happy to learn more about the meanings of your tattoos, if they have one. And if not, just how did you get the idea. There's a chance he'll talk about his own tattoos. 
Law finds it difficult to communicate, so having something in common with him would make it easier. He is interested in discussing art with you, or even getting a tattoo with you. Law would love this date idea.
As a skilled doctor, he would be extremely attentive to the healing process. "Y/N-ya, don't forget your cream." all the day. He would leave a note if he's not around.
Putting make-up on his face is not an option. "I don't need make-up anyway, I already have dark circles under my eyes." He's not wrong in fact
Law would probably be uneasy with certain horror movies. Particularly if it can trigger his past trauma. If the plot is about sickness or people taking a bullet, he's not willing to watch it and even mad if you try to force him to. 
If it's a random slasher or something paranormal, it’s okay. And he knows a number of movies. However, he would be extremely irritating. Like, pointing out all the incoherences and the jump cuts. Again, he's a doctor, so whenever there's a gore scene, he can't help but comment on it. "Ugh, it's so ridiculous, it doesn't look like this. You know that Y/N-ya, right? In fact, when people are killed like this, the organs are damaged... first, the..." Prepare yourself for a complete explanation during the movie. "The blood is unrealistic and the costumes are cheap, it's awful."
He's such a nerd. 
Law probably shares your musical tastes, so perhaps he could create a playlist for you. Without any word, just like "Hey, listen to this Y/N-ya" before returning to his office. 
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Piercings? Big yes. Nipple piercing? Total heaven. For hours, Law would suck and bite your nipples. Or pinch them. It's so intoxicating for him. "Your nipples are so damn hard, you like when I play with them?" 
Law would be delighted to use a mirror when he plows into you from behind, as he loves your tattoos. The nice jiggle on your ass, all your tattoos wet with sweat, how you squirm and the expression of pure bliss on your face… "You're so beautiful when I'm fucking you" If you're wearing that kind of tight chain necklace, he would brutally pull on, enjoying how you're gagging. And as he buries your head against the pillow, he would love to watch the faded makeup on your face and the marks on the pillow. "You look cute when you bite the pillow." He would say, slapping your ass before continue to fuck you senseless. 
And Law, as the teaser he is, would just love running his fingers along your tattooed skin for hours. Making you tremble with anticipation and desire. He would trace each line and curve from your neck to your ankles, avoiding all your sensitive areas. "You're already so turned on… for absolutely nothing. You need me so badly, y/n-ya? " 
He loves your tattoos and he knows you love his. So while he fucks you, his tattooed fingers would be wrapped around your neck. "My fingers are quite a beautiful collar for you, don't you think? " With his favorite teasing grin. It's written " death " on them for a good reason, because you're here to discover what "a little death" means.
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fangirleaconmigo · 2 months
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Lambert and the Tribute
Ok. Hear me out. You know how there is the porny/smutty trope of the witcher who saves a family/town from a dangerous beast? And the towns folk are like, well, we don't have (or want to spend) money, so, here is our young sexy innocent but eager son/daughter as a tribute? *cue porn music*
So as usual last night, I was thinking about blorbos and shit instead of sleeping, and was like...how about we turn that trope around a bit? (not that there is anything wrong with it, I just like fiddling with tropes)
I present to you my concept, and I'm using Lambert for this because as I thought of it, I could hear his voice in my head.
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So, Lambert comes back from the hunt, exhausted, out of breath, bruised, cut up, but triumphant.
He stands in front of the penniless farmer with the gnarly severed head of a beast. He has saved all of their lives. Because of him, life continues.
But the poor farmer is clearly distraught. He is a young man, early twenties, and is like...thank you so much Mr Witcher sir, we are mighty obliged. But sadly, tragically, we have no money. The harvest was lost, and we are hungry as it is.
The poor farmer tries to explain. Sir, I would gladly offer you my sexy and eager but wide eyed and innocent daughter as tribute, but tragically, my kids are too young to be sexy tributes. Mr. Witcher, they simply aren't reproductive age yet.
And the farmer is standing there, just anxious as hell about what the witcher will demand instead, like, will it be his young bride? His beautiful raven haired wife? They're basically newlyweds still and so very much in love. He can't abide the thought! He's racking his brain, is there anyone young and nubile and teen of aged in the next town???
And then he realizes fuck, WORST OF ALL, I hope this fucker doesn't want the law of surprise because that never ends well. Inside, this man is screaming, please do not take my kids in any capacity.
But isn't that what witchers ALWAYS want??? Children to make into MUTANTS????
So this poor (in every sense of the word) guy is stammering and angsting, but Lambert isn't paying any attention to him. He literally has not said a single word to him. He's not even looking at him. He's leaning a little to the right and looking past this guy, over his shoulder.
The farmer starts to get annoyed. Mr. Witcher, he thinks, I'm struggling here, help me out a little.
Lambert drops the nasty monster head with a thunk and turns back to the guy. Lamb is not particularly put out. He knew this family was poor. But still. This doesn't have to be for nothing.
He wipes the bloody sweat off his forehead with his arm and nods behind the man.
"What about him? He game?"
The farmer looks like his brain has just blanked out. He stares in silence. He slowly turns and looks behind him. Then he turns back to Lambert, waiting for him to laugh or to clarify. Lambert just stares at him expectantly.
"Well?" Lambert asks.
The penniless farmer is like.. "You---you want...m-...m-"
The young farmer doesn't wanna say it because that can't be right and he doesn't wanna embarrass himself. But Lambert is not helping him out at all. He's just looking at him like he's an utter dumbass, just waiting for him to get his shit together. "Spit it out, man."
Farmer tries again. "Mr. Witcher, sir. Are you saying that you want...my... FATHER?"
Lambert looks back at the object of his fascination. An older man is working, hauling bales of hay, loading them up in a wagon. And this man is like, mid-fifties, barrel chest covered with gray hair, full beard, inhospitable expression, overalls, dusty boots. He's thick, muscled and hard, he's covered in sweat, he's got calluses, he looks exactly like a man that's been busting his ass in the fields for more than a few decades.
As Lambert stares at the father, his expression starts to look a little hungry. "Is that your pops?"
"Uhhh yes?' The farmer's voice kind of screeches into a higher register.
Lambert shrugs. "Ok, well yea, your pops then. Ask 'im if he's game. Go ahead. I ain't got all day."
The young farmer just swivels, his eyes still in disbelief, still thinking he's going to humiliate himself. He wants the ground to open up and swallow him. He is starting to think maybe his youngest kid would make a good witcher after all. But Lambert is waiting and doesn't look perturbed. He doesn't look like he's kidding.
"Uh, dad?" The farmer is well, well into adulthood but his voice still cracks. But his dad hears.
The big older guy drops his bale and turns around. His eyes are sharp and hard. "Yep?"
The young farmer swallows. "Yes, um, father, the witcher here saved us."
"Obliged." The older man's voice is low, gravely, and he sounds like a man who does not suffer fools.
Lambert nods, an eager twinkle starting to gleam in his eyes. "Glad to help. It's what I do."
The young farmer continues, "And well, you know, we don't have any money to pay him. What with the bad harvest and all."
The dad nods, waiting. He's quiet too, not helping the young farmer out at all. So the younger farmer soldiers ahead. "So, father, he, the witcher that is, was wondering, um, if you would, um, want to be the uh..." he takes a breath and tries to say it fast, "tribute."
The young farmer almost faints from mortification. He's waiting for his dad to laugh at his idiocy. To shout at him. To kick his ass.
But what the Dad does is slowly raise his eyebrows. Then he turns purposefully towards Lambert. He switches his weight a little to one of his hips, and just quietly begins to look Lambert up and and down, assessing him with extreme interest. He is silently just raking his eyes from the top of Lambert's head down to his toes.
Lambert's grin gets wider, like it gleams, because at this point, he knows he's in. If the man is checking whether he is his type, then well, he's good with men. And Lambert just knows he'll be this man's type. Why wouldn't he be for fuck sake?
When the older man's gaze gets to his crotch, Lambert gives his prick a cocky little squeeze and licks his lips.
The older man grunts, and if the young farmer didn't know it was an interested noise, he certainly does when his father gives Lambert a wink. "Name's Abe, young buck."
The young farmer whispers several prayers for the gods to deliver him from this moment.
"Hi Abe," says Lambert, just eager and smug sounding as shit.
Abe takes his gloves off and hands them to his son as he passes him. He only says three words. "Don't wait up."
Lambert chuckles to himself, and there is a little hop in his step as they walk off together, since he is already anticipating the cock in his ass and could not be more overjoyed. Abe slides his hand down Lambert's trousers and squeezes his ass possessively.
The younger farmer just stands there with his jaw dropped. He had no idea whatsoever that his dad has this side to him. That man silently and stoically raised a family of seven children with his dearly departed mother, rest her soul. All his father ever did was work. You think you know a person. Honestly.
Lambert and Abe are long gone, and the son is still standing there in shock, when his beautiful young bride comes out of the house with a toddler on her hip. "Where did father go?"
The young farmer always likes that about his bride, she calls his dad father. "Yes. Heeee, um, went to pay the witcher for his services."
The young bride is surprised, she didn't know that father had money after the poor harvest they'd had, what with the locusts and all that. But oh isn't that a nice surprise, she thinks. "Well how generous of him. What a kind and giving man father is."
The young farmer puts his arm around his beautiful bride and pulls her in tight. "You know what my darling," he says, "it didn't seem like he minded in the least."
---the end
(and if any of you talented writers out there wants to write the sex scene, I would pledge my eternal friendship and love to you)
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villainology · 8 months
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i feel like a kid running around with their drawing to show everyone else in the room bc i've already told like 2 other blogs about this scenario i had while i was trying to sleep but can you IMAGINE being a family friend of the sawyers? maybe your grandparents knew theirs before times were tough and cannibalism became their means of survival, and your family's died off and left you the little farmhouse and patch of land a few miles outside of the sawyers' boundaries. drayton's clarified you're off-limits (through some honorary family-friend ideals, or as not to upset grandpa 'cause your folks were always kind to them) and you're none the wiser to their true savagery they get up to (you can hear a scream once or twice, when you drive your dad's old beat up truck near their land sometimes, but you always think they've got really rowdy and funny sounding goats). but you've inherited your family's farmhouse and poor little you just doesn't know anything about farming and fixing up the house! no matter how hard you try, nothing grows, so one uneventful day you drop off some seeds as a gift for drayton since, well, they're not getting any use with you, and you mention a problem that needs fixing. maybe it's a rusty shed door you can't get open, or a busted roof. either way, drayton's always liked to keep up apparances and you haven't had a chance to meet the new additions of the family, so drayton sends johnny back with you (after giving him thorough lecturing about how no, you are NOT a potential victim, you're just a little oblivious, and plus johnny's the most... convincingly normal one out of all of them, arguably) to fix something up for you as thanks for the seeds. so now there's a sweaty, attractive, pretty charming (and maybe a little subtly condescending) guy fixing up something because you hadn't the slightest clue how to fix it, so you might as well make him some lemonade or tea and thank him! and, well, johnny might think you're amusing. pretty sweet, pretty cute, pretty *airheaded*. drayton said you were off-limits for anything violent, of course, but that didn't mean he couldn't test any other limits, right?
aaaah~ no bc wait I think you’re onto something here!! you got me thinking so many filthy thots rn, so I made a lil drabble, hope that’s okay w you? 😭❤️ sjdbdjdndnfnf I hope it’s written okay, I wrote this half asleep in bed but I couldn’t stop thinking abt it!
warnings — slight dub-con, light smut, Johnny being Johnny!
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“Here you go, Mr Johnny,” you smiled up the ladder toward him as you walked out with two glasses of lemonade in hand, “where’d ya want it?”
“Just set it down on the table there.” His voice was stern, a tad hint of annoyance laced into it, not that you noticed.
Johnny stood at the top of the ladder, nail in mouth as he hammered another into roof of your porch, closing off the gap which would hopefully stop the rattling noise anytime there was a gust of wind. He slipped the hammer and last few nails into his work belt before looking down at you stood below him, so innocently sipping through the curly straw in your lemonade glass.
The Texan heat wasn’t good for much, but the way it made a light coat of sweat glisten on your body as the sun began to set was enough to make him appreciate the summer weather. Your denim shorts just a little too high up and your white vest top just a little too low, but from where he was stood he got to have the perfect angle down your shirt, and you were none the wiser.
Johnny carefully came down the ladder before picking his glass up off the table, his eyes never once leaving your body. He couldn’t help but chuckle to himself, you really were oblivious, so innocent and air-headed that he wondered how you survived off by yourself all these years before coming back to the farmlands.
The way Drayton sent him out here with you alone, like sending a lamb off to the slaughter — an adorable, pretty little lamb making lemonade for a starving lion. Johnny wondered to himself what you’d think if you found out what they were really like, just how savage and dangerous they were, would you run scared from him, give him chase to hunt you down on acres of land?
“Sorry about you having to come out here, I’ve clearly got a lot to learn about all this type of stuff, huh?” You laughed as you gestured toward the house and the land surrounding it.
Johnny was snapped from his thoughts, a fake little smile crossing his face as he nodded, “don’t sweat it, darlin’, friends helping out friends, ain’t that right?”
He knew that Drayton said you weren’t to be a victim, that you weren’t some prey to be chased and hunted down, butchered just for the hell of it, but what about anything else? After all, this was Drayton’s way of saying thanks to you, but what did Johnny get out of this? Where was his thank you for fixing up your roof free of charge? If you weren’t going to be Johnny’s victim then he’d sure as hell find away for you to give him thanks.
“Say,” he placed his half empty glass down on the table beside him, “you moved back up here all alone, not got a boyfriend following you here?”
“Oh, heh, no. Haven’t had one of those in a long while, Mr Johnny.”
“Huh, well that’s just peachy, darlin’.”
He walked from the table and closer to you, his hand stroking up and down your arm as he worked his way behind you, his warm body pressing up against yours as he leaned down to your ear, “how about a thank you for all my hard work, hm?”
His hand snaked its way around your waist and played with the button of your shorts, his lips grazing across the delicate skin of your neck, gently kisses to distract you from what his hands were doing. Truth be told you didn’t want him to stop, and he could tell. The way you let him unbutton your pants without a fight, his fingers working their way between your legs and tracing a line back and forth against your clothed cunt.
“Mr Johnny, I don’t think—”
“That’s alright, baby, you don’t gotta think,” his free hand wrapped around your throat, tilting your head to the side so he could more easily bite and suck at your skin, “just gotta do whatever I tell you to do.”
After all, Drayton said you couldn’t be slaughtered like he did the others, but he didn’t say anything about Johnny not being able to fuck you til’ you couldn’t walk no more.
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starfxkr · 19 days
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What do the girls do when to get ready for the storm? Like, do they bunker up at one of the guys’ houses or at their own?
oh this ones fun okay
pup goes to john bs for sure. or she just always ends ip there after waiting to long to go home. its very rare shes at her own house anyways shes very much a wanderer and has been since she was a teenager.
jj goes to kittens house actually. like he damn near has a key 😭 he prefers going to her house and her mom always cooks so he be fed and knocked tf out in her bed.
foxy prefers to stay home because its just her and her grandma so she needs to make are everythings all good. she also very much likes her alone time so she doesnt mind if pope comes over but prefers if he doesnt.
bunny pretty much lives with rafe anyways so ofc shes there. big storms make her anxious though so he has no choice but to cuddle up with her because she'll melt down if not so it becomes a big pamper day for her.
lamb does whatever she can to go to popes house. her dad gets weird and doomsdayish about storms and it freaks her out so she finds a way to "accidentally" end up stuck at popes so she can't come home. she doesnt wanna do anything she just wants to read and sleep because her house is stress 24/7.
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mlmxreader · 22 days
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05/04 onwards prompts
side note: this prompt list is only for requests to be sent to @mlmxreader , please do not use for your own writing or your own inspiration, thank you.
rules: you can mix & match as always!! multiple prompts can be sent at a time!! there's 30 in each (90 in total), so there should be plenty!
RULES & GUIDELINES
misc dialogue
“I did it exactly the way you liked it”
“Call it off!”
“Either you get out of my face, or you kiss me”
“Look, I can keep you safe here”
“Didn’t I promise to always be there?”
“Look me in the eyes and tell me that it meant nothing”
“Did you mean what you said?”
“Please tell me you found something”
“Just ignore the bloody phone”
“Seemed like your kinda thing”
“Bite your fucking tongue or I will cut it out”
“Are you sure that this is what you want?”
“Sit down. We need to talk about whatever the fuck this is between us”
“Easy, easy! Calm down!”
“Can you, erm, can you stay the night? I don’t… I don’t wanna be alone”
“I trust you - it’s everybody else I don’t trust”
“We can’t unring this bell”
“Isn’t that what you always wanted?”
“So, what’d you wanna do?”
“Stop biting your lip like that”
“Are you trying to make me jealous?” “Maybe”
“I just need to hear you say that this - me - is what you want”
“You said you couldn’t stay.” “It’s different”
“Don’t leave me again”
“Do not fucking scare me like that!”
“C’mon, it ain’t all bad”
“Not even a good luck kiss?”
“We can do this together, if that’s what you want”
“What’s the matter with you? You’re all… distant and shit”
“Sucks, don’t it?”
rules & guidelines
LYRICS
Orville Peck: Dead Of Night, Winds Change, Turn To Hate, Queen Of The Rodeo, Kansas (Remembers Me Now)
Judas Priest: Breaking The Law, Grinder, United, You Don’t Have To Be Old To Be Wise
“You're right by my side”
“You wake me up, you say it's time to ride”
“I don't mean no lies, baby, please don't lose it”
“From the way that we said goodbye, I knew I'd never see you again”
“Don't leave, don't cry”
“You're just another boy caught in the rye”
“Tell me you can't wait”
“Tell me you can stay”
“You rode on in with nowhere else to go”
“You know the tune so the words don't matter”
“Beyond this town lies a life much sadder”
“Babe, I know”
“Come and lay down your shoulder”
“Tomorrow isn't that far”
“Just know you were always my star”
“All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town”
“Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die”
“I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart”
“You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue”
“That's why I won't get caught”
“I need room to breathe”
“I take my leave”
“They're moving in”
“Hold your ground”
“We can do it”
“So keep it up”
“Don't give in”
“Let's get one thing straight”
“I'll choose my fate”
“And it's got nothing to do with you”
rules & guidelines
FILMS
Horror: JAWS (1975), The Silence of the Lambs (1991), The Thing (1982), The Wolf Man (1941), Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)
“You yell shark, and we got a panic on our hands on the fourth of July”
“It wasn’t any propeller, it wasn’t any coral reef, and it wasn’t any Jack the Ripper - it was a shark”
“This guy, he keeps swimming around in place until the food goes down”
“Smile, you son of a bitch”
“But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don’t you - why don’t you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you’re afraid to”
“I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!”
“Yeah, fuck you, too!”
“You gotta be fuckin’ kidding”
“I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off whatever it is”
“You’re gonna have to sleep sometime.” “I’m a real light sleeper”
“Now I’ll show you what I already know”
“The generator’s gone.” “Any way we can fix it?” “It’s gone”
“Poor baby, you’re starting to lose it”
“There’s a storm hitting us in about six hours. We’re going to find out who’s who”
“The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own, but as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea, so tears run to a predestined end”
“Frightened, of what?” “Of the night.” “Rubbish. You startled me.”
“A werewolf can only be killed by a silver bullet, or a silver knife...or a stick with a silver handle”
“I tell you, I killed a wolf! A plain, ordinary wolf!”
“It isn't a wolf... it's a werewolf!”
“Were you hurrying back to the castle? Did you have a moment's doubt? Were you hurrying to make sure he's all right?”
“Now you asked me if I believe a man can become a wolf. If you mean "Can it take on the physical traits of an animal?" No, it's fantastic.”
“Just imagine having a stuffed werewolf staring at you from the wall!”
“Is this your walking stick?” “Why, yes. That's the stick I killed the wolf with.”
“Don't try to make me believe that I killed a man when I know that I killed a wolf!”
“There's something very tragic about that man... and I'm sure that nothing but harm will come to you through him.”
“It's not a horse's head. That's a wolf's head. Make a note of that”
“Whoever is bitten by a werewolf and lives becomes a werewolf himself.” “Ah, don't hand me that. You're just wasting your time.” “The wolf bit you, didn't he?” “Yeah. Yeah he did!”
“Perhaps you prefer a gentleman. One of those fine-mannered and honourable gentlemen. Those panting hypocrites”
“Forgotten it? Can a man dying of thirst forget water? And do you know what would happen to that thirst if it were to be denied water?”
“Gentlemen like me have to be very careful of what we do and say”
rules & guidelines
SONG FICS!
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bloodypeachblog · 10 months
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You got any daddy Sammy Headcanons?
You fucking bet I do!
Sammy Lawrence headcanons
(This is with F!Reader, btw)
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• Sometimes his personality when he was human can show when something doesn't go right or his way or he's just annoyed. He can be a real asshole when he's like that. But if he upsets you, he would apologize later.
• the instance you responded to his 'can I get an amen?' tape with an 'amen', he fell for you almost instantly. He knew that his savior has blessed him with you, you had to be his bride. He waits til you fall asleep and he carries you to his room. You're his now.
• the songs he writes for you? Oh so lovely and romantic. He even plays them on his banjo and sings them for you.
• when he likes you, he can get a bit flustered and tongue-tied at times. When you've been together for a long time, he gets a bit better with that, but his inky heart still flutters when he sees you and hears your voice.
• if you can't sleep, he would sing you a lullaby or tell you a story from his bible (he wrote one where it's basically the christian bible, but Bendy is Jesus) until you fall asleep.
• he lets you join him on his searches for sacrifices and sometimes lets you choose their fates. They'll still die, but you get to choose how they die.
• Total. Drama. Queen. But not in a way that'd make you hate him, more in the way where you can't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of it.
• guy's mind is stuck in the 1920-1930's, so if you show him something like, an iPhone, or you dress in modern clothing, his brain would probably implode.
• he LOVES listening to you read passages from his bible during sermons. He just marvels your words and pays very close attention. You could see a big smile though his mask.
• the same goes vice versa, he speaks with such energy and dedication and he smiles to himself when he sees you're just so enthralled by his preaching.
• basically when he speaks about you, he's exactly how Gomez Addams talks about Morticia. He ADORES you.
• "I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss." "To think, Lord Bendy has blessed me with such a beautiful angel such as yourself." "To live without you, only that would be death." "I cannot see, I am blinded by such beauty."
• pet names: Darling, Love, Angel, my little lamb, my sweet, Dear, Dearest.
♡NSFW♡
• master of seduction. Just, pure incubus skills. His soft voice makes you melt, and he knows it.
• oh he is all for foreplay. He wants his little pet to be ready for him.
• his cock is about 6 inches and pretty thick, but that's thanks to the blessings of the ink.
• *psst!* if he wanted, he could grow two of them to double-penetrate you, but he'll immediately pass out once he cums because it takes twice the energy, so he doesn't do it often.
• he wouldn't exactly whisper dirty words, but the way he phrases things...
• "don't be afraid, it's what our Lord wishes. We wouldn't want to disappoint him, now would we?" "You're so wet for me, how sweet.." "I'm so blessed that you're mine.." "You're doing so well, love..." "Just relax and let us share this bliss that our Lord has blessed us with." "Perhaps Lord Bendy will bless us with little sheep of our own tonight.."
• kinks? Well...he does like tying you up nice and tight. Can't let the little lamb run off, can he? No, he cannot. He has a praise kink, where he just loves to praise you for being such a good little wife.
• he LOVES to tease you and make you beg for him. The grin and deep chuckle he lets out from hearing your begs will make you melt.
• he'll make sure you cum a few times before he does. You'll be putty in his hands when he's done with you.
• yes, he cuddles you during the afterglow. He also whispers loving words into your ear, making sure you feel loved and cherished, because you are.
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scmoobly · 1 year
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REDACTED CHARACTERS BUT THEY'RE 'DUMB WAYS TO DIE' LYRICS
Set fire to your hair : Freelancer. Gavin teased them for it for a full week
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear : Huxley. Yes he respects nature but sometimes bro gets a little too inquisitive for his own good
Eat medicine that's out of date : babe. THEY'RE TIRED- STOP. functioning on 2 hours of sleep and a protein bar
Use your private parts as piranha bait : Xavier. The sacrificial lamb in every universe
Get your toast out with a fork : Angel. Self-explanatory
Do your own electrical work : Lovely. Vincent has to watch them like a hawk
Teach yourself how to fly : Vincent. Just making sure he actually can't shift into a bat-
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie : Asher. Again, Self-explanatory
Invite a psycho-killer inside : Darlin. Everyone is surprised this mfer is still alive
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride : guy. No one saw so he didn't do it-
Take your helmet off in outer space : Avior. Give this man a manual on what not to do in a different dimension I beg you please-
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place : Sweetheart. I-
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet : Erik. Said rattlesnake: Echo
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet : Blake. He's stupid like that.
Eat a tube of superglue : Caelum. Sweety no that's not mayonnaise-
"I wonder, what's this red button do?" : Starlight. 😃
Dress up like a moose during hunting season : Aaron. This mfer is DEPRESSED- borderline suicidal-
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason : Kody.
Stand on the edge of a train station platform : Elliott. Accident prone-
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing : Gabe 💀
Run across the tracks between the platforms : James. I can't decide whether this guy has the patience of a 100 saints or non at all.
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thelampisaflashlight · 8 months
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Calm Me Down
[A little bonus ficlet about where Lamb went after their encounter with Rain. Feat. Copia and Special.] Below the cut.
"Ah, Agnello, I was wondering when you would be back." Copia smiles as Lamb shuffles through the door to his office, frowning when he sees the tear tracks running down their cheeks, "Oh, Angello... Come here, come to Papa."
He holds his hands out for the ghoul, who wanders over and climbs onto his lap without hesitation, making themself as small as possible, tail tucked round them protectively.
Copia rubs their back.
"Did you get frightened by something, little one, huh?" he asks, "Or maybe you're just tired, yes? A late night will do that to you..."
Lamb chirps in response.
"Is that it? You're tired?" Copia hums, "Or is it because you bit Rain earlier, huh?"
Lamb tenses, but Copia pats them gently.
"You're not in trouble, and I know Rain told you as much." he says, "The siblings were just worried about you, for you really... Can you tell me what happened? Why you bit him?"
"...Didn't know he was there." Lamb mumbles into Copia's lapel, squishing down even more into themself.
"Ahh..." the older man nods, "You were sleeping, it's only natural you didn't know."
"...Bad..." Lamb says, "Bad, bad, bad."
"Not bad." he assures them, "Why would you think..."
"...Dangerous." they whine, "Sleep."
Copia repeats the words Lamb has said and gives them a little squeeze, "It's different here."
"It's different here." he says, "No one will get hurt or go away because you went to sleep. No one will hurt you either..."
"Papa..."
"Yes?"
"The papa before..."
"Agnello..." Copia closes his eyes, "That was not your fault."
"Omega..."
"Knows you weren't involved. He never blamed you."
"Was asleep..." Lamb whimpers, "Shouldn't sleep... Scary..."
"It's alright." Copia shushes them, reaching into one of his desk drawers, shuffling through the junk crammed inside until he finds his phone...
"It's alright."
...and calls someone more suited to comforting the poor traumatized ghoul in his arms.
.
.
.
"You know, you call me to your office so little, people are starting to speculate that we might be the same person." Special teases, "I'm obviously more handsome, but I digress... Well, give."
He does grabby hands towards Lamb, who is still very much curled up in Papa's lap.
The man sighs and shifts slightly to allow Special to pick up the little ghoul, who whines at the loss of contact, but calms almost instantly when Special nuzzles the top of their head.
"...How bad is it?" the older ghoul asks, adjusting his hold on Lamb.
"Terzo." Papa supplies, and Special nods gravely.
"Very bad then." he says, pausing when Lamb whimpers, "Not you. You're not bad. You're in a bad state, but not bad."
"They bit Rain."
"Ooohhh~ Naughty." Special cackles, "Ehn, those band ghouls can take a couple nibbles now and then. They don't fight nearly enough."
"And you do?" Papa questions, raising an eyebrow, assessing the string bean of a ghoul standing before him.
"Why fight my battles for myself when I have Cowbell?" he quips, "I'm Work smarter not harder, yes? Anyway, I'll be taking this little sheep with me."
"Make sure they sleep!" Papa calls as Special kicks the door shut behind himself, "Satanas..."
Special hums and adjusts the ball of ghoul in his arms.
"Let's get you to bed, yeah?"
He presses a small kiss to the top of their head, making Lamb grumble.
"Ah-ah-ah, none of that!" Special scolds, "You're going to take a nap with Bells and I."
"Don't wanna... you guys stink."
"So do you, little sheep."
"Not napping with ghouls..."
"I'm sure you've heard it a million times, Baa-Baa, but you, too, are a ghoul, and you're really missing out on a lot of snuggle piles not letting yourself embrace it." Special pouts, then grins devilishly, "Maybe that's why you're so stubborn, you want to be snuggled by a special ghoul that isn't moi, hm~? Maybe a certain water ghoul who you can't seem to keep from-YEOUCH!"
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glassartpeasants · 8 months
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Calling To The Moon
Overhaul x F!Reader
Warnings: Child abuse, physical abuse, emotional abuse, death, slight gore, suicide, mentions and implications of self-harm, dead dove do not eat
A/N: This is probably the saddest shit I've ever written. I know I've said that before probably, but I'm serious this time. It took me a whole month nonstop to finish this. I wanted to make it perfect for you guys and just simply for myself. I'm very proud of this fic, and it took me so long to get it to the point where I was confident with the writing and editing. This fic is VERY long, and I mean VERY LONG. It was a whole 25 pages in Google Docs and has 9,603 words in it. I really hope you guys like and it would mean the world to me if you could tell me how I did. I hope you guys like it and enjoy <3
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The atmosphere in the base has never been so cold. No matter what, every room and hall felt colder than the arctic sea. Both temperature and emotion wise. You’d ask your husband to turn up the heat, but he was always busy and seemingly never in a good mood. Which only added to the cold feeling. Summer or winter, it was always cold. Even colder when you’d guys have an argument.
Arguing with him was hell. He’d talk over you and say such hurtful things. Belittling you and ignoring whatever you had to say. In every argument, he stood victorious because you just wanted his horrible words to stop. He’d bring up things that he’d promise to never tell a soul. Yet there he was, using your past against you.
It feels like your chest is getting ripped open every time you do. The times he’d spit his venom when he wore his mask was terrifying. You could see a danger in his eyes, like how a lamb fears a wolf. You hated feeling this way. He was your husband. He shouldn’t be scaring you and threatening you. But here you were.
He never did it in front of other yakuza leaders, which is why you enjoyed the meetings so much. He'd act as lovingly as someone like him would during a meeting. These times would remind you of why you married him. How'd he act like he was proud being next to you. Telling you he loved you in ways only you both know. It was amazing while it lasted. The feeling of being wanted.
After 8 months of being married, though, he started to change.
He’d never sleep in the same bed as you anymore. You don’t know if he moved to a different room or if he slept in his office. You've searched your brain for anything but can't think of a single reason as to why he would just up a ditch you like that.
It really crushed your self-esteem. Having your once loving husband act like you were so disgusting. Looking at you like he does his enemies no matter what you wore or done. You tried wearing what used to be his favorite thing to see on you, but he completely ignored you. Acting as if you didn’t exist.
Then, he’d look at you with loving eyes that made you forget how he treated you only moments before. When that horrible mask and ugly jacket were off, he'd look at you like he did before you had the ring on your finger. It was times like this that kept you right by his side. No matter the horrible words his other side spilled.
But the mental toll was soon piling up, one small feather enough to make you crash down.
With the mental toll overflowing, it caused feelings you’ve tried so hard to bury to resurface. Times to before you met him. Parts of your life that you wish would burn away from your memories. But, the physical scars you carried only worsened it. You hated yourself, hated the loneliness that crushed you. Hated the way your past haunted you.
All these made your life unbearable. No matter what medication, no matter the ‘self-care’ people would recommend, nothing made you feel complete.
All your ‘friends’ left you as soon as they saw how dark you truly felt inside. They called you a ‘debbie downer.’ So no matter what, they left you to decay and continue their lives without you. You remember thinking that there was no point. No life in your light to scare away the darkness. Then, you met him, and everything changed.
But that was then. Now, you were feeling the darkness creep back inch by inch as you sat on the compound's couch.
The sterile scented environment contrasted greatly to the smell of tea in front of you. The only light was the moonlight shining through the windows. The room felt once again so cold. Hopelessness filled you as sleep still seemed so far away.
“You guys seem like such a happy family. I don’t see why all this happened.” The cop stood in front of the couch where you and your mother resided. You on the far right arm and her on the left. You desperately tried to put as much room as possible between the two of you.
“I'm sorry, officer. My daughter was just having an attention episode. Sorry to take your focus away from real problems.” Your mother’s response was smooth and calm, but you knew what hid behind them. Her stone mask always failed to deceive you, as you knew her best.
You were no fool. You knew she would severely punish you as soon as the officer left. It was just comical, really. How you were stuck in such a position in the first place. It happened only hours ago, yet it was still fresh in your mind like a burn wound. 
“Is this abuse, huh?!” The look in her eyes was so terrifying that you still see it in your nightmares. Her nails dug into the back of your neck, and you felt her nimble fingers squeezing your throat. Your heart seemed to stop at the reality that this was really happening. The way your mother held your throat as you went to pry it off. Although, it ended as soon as it started. She whipped her hands away from you and gave you one last death glare before stomping toward her room. 
Tears poured down your face as you took deep breaths, trying to gather the air that your lungs craved harshly. The feeling of her fingers still wrapped around your neck made the helplessness inside you explode as you started frantically searching for a bag.
The sunset illuminated the room as you managed to find a bag before shoving anything you could into it. Clothes, phone, charger, things that held emotional value, anything you could fit, you brought. 
Stepping out of your room and into the hallway, you feel scared. Worrying that you’ll turn the corner and see your mother standing there with that look in her eyes once more. But to your luck, she was nowhere to be seen. 
You turn towards the door and stare at the handle. It felt as if a strong force was holding your body still. Grabbing all the strength you could muster, you shakingly move your hand towards the door handle, opening it silently. Gently, you moved your feet out of the house and shut the door as quietly as you opened it. The wooden deck creaked below you as you tried to walk across it. Your heart beats in your ears as you bite your lip in anxiety. Being caught right now was something of nightmares. Yet, the sound of dirt crunching beneath your shoes made you let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding.
Then, you ran.
You ran down the driveway and onto the dirt road that held yours and many other houses. Your shoes crunched against the ground as dirt flew behind you as you ran as fast as your legs could carry you. The sound of rocks hitting the earth fell on deaf ears.
The trees surrounded you and cheered you on as the wind rustled their leaves. Cold air enveloped your body as your cursed yourself for not wearing a jacket, but it didn’t matter. How your body ran gave your body enough heat to survive for now. Adrenaline pumped through your veins, and all you could think of was running. To run till you collapsed or reached your grandparents only a few miles away. You’d finally be safe and wanted there.
The sun set faster than you imagined, and the once beautiful sky was soon replaced with stars that called you. Telling you to come visit them. That you’ll be safe there. The urge to reach for the stars was crushed as red and blue lights surrounded you and the trees. They hid the stars above you, and the feeling of loneliness once again encapsulated you. Tears threatened down your cheeks as you heard a man’s voice tell you to get in the car. Saying that he’s taking you home.
What was back there was no home to you.
You got into his car without a fuss despite the urge to fight. The way back to your hell was quiet as the cop said nothing to you. The back seat of his vehicle was cold and unwelcoming. Dread filled you as you pulled up to the place you had run from only hours before. The image of your mom standing on the deck haunts you as she waits for her ‘attention-seeking daughter’ to come home.
“Why are you crying?”  A light voice ripped you from your reflection of the past and brought you back to the present. With blurry eyes, you try to make out the voice that called out to you.
“I just had a moment. Sorry, you had to see that. I thought everyone was asleep.” Wiping your eyes, you blink away the remaining tears as you finally catch a glimpse of the man in front of you.
You’ve never seen him before.
“Who are you?” You couldn’t help but be suspicious. 
“My names Gushiken Taro. I just started today, so I’ve yet to meet everyone.”
“Oh, that makes sense. Well, my name is Chisaki (Y/N). It's a pleasure to have you here at the compound.” You sent him a welcoming smile. His voice seemed so young. From what you could actually see of him, he still looked like a teenager or had the body of one. 
“You must be Overhaul’s wife, I assume?” God, you hated that name. Ever since that name had left your husband's tongue, your life has been nothing but constant dread. 
“Yes, that's correct. May I ask how old you are?”
“Your much more friendly, I have to say. But I’ll be turning 19 in a few weeks.” You couldn’t hide the shock on your face. His age would be the same as…his.
“That's so young! How did you get caught up in the yakuza so young?” 
“It’s a long story, haha. But why is the leader's wife crying at midnight?” You didn’t know what to say, so you just answered his question. 
“I couldn’t sleep. I just…get emotional when I don’t sleep.”
“Understandable. I’d love to chat more, Mrs. Chisaki, but I must find my way out of this maze and back to the exit. It’s so late, and I must go home. It’s dark, so it may take a while.”
“I can help you to the exit.”
“Really? Are you sure?” Standing up, you grab your tea and hold a smile on your face.
“I’m sure everyone deserves to be helped.”
“Thank you very much. I shall follow you.” You nodded as you led him towards the exit, making small conversations along the way. A familiar feeling to protect slowly crawled back.
~~~
Despite being so close to another human being, your husband no less, you still felt so cold. You tried to ignore the goose bumps that littered your arms, but you still let out a shiver on accident. 
“Hey, Overhaul, your pretty wife over there is shivering. Why don’t you give her your jacket, huh? Take care of a special thing like her.” The gruff voice of an older man cut through the air. You saw the leader of the farthest clan looking at Kai with an eyebrow raised. His hair was white, and his skin wrinkled, giving you the impression of him being in his late 60s or early 70s. Reminding you of your own grandfather.
You were shocked, to say the least. No ones ever mentioned you in a meeting before. Well, not in the way where they asked your husband to do something for you in front of everyone. A warmth spread across your face as the feeling of happiness made a small smile appear on your face. It’s been a while since anyone, including your husband, has called you pretty or special. You felt appreciated even if it was by someone you didn’t know.
Shooting your husband a quick glance, he caught your eye before you saw a frown appear from behind his mask. You said nothing as you expected the air to continue to nip at your skin and you’d stay cold, but you were pleasantly surprised when you felt familiar purple feathers surround you and block your vision. The heat of his body that was once trapped in the coat now surrounded you. Snuggling up in the warm fabric, you send a kind smile to the old man who sat in the back. You felt like your husband's love surrounded you for the first time in months.
A flash of white appeared out of the corner of your eye. Moving your head slightly, you ignored the men around you talking. A familiar figure stood by the door. You send the man a subtle wave and smile at him. Your smile grew bigger when the man sent one back.
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 You started walking back to your room, a skip in your step as your husband's jacket still hung on your form. His purple feathered hood surrounded your face and tickled your nose as his scent covered you. The smell felt safe and made you feel so sleepy. What you wouldn’t give to sleep with your husband's scent again. Feel as if he was actually lying next to you.
“(Y/N).” The stoic sound of your husband's voice broke you of your small fantasy. You knew what was gonna happen. He was probably going to ask for his jacket back and then degrade you. Taking a deep breath to build up your walls, you spin around to look at him, smiling as you try to show a confident front.
“Yes, love?” his shoes echoed against the walls as he moved closer towards you. You tried your best not to shake in anxiety, not knowing his next move.
“Give me my jacket.” You take it off and give it back without even batting an eye. The cold coming back to attack your uncovered skin.
“Anything else I can help you with-”
“I’m not letting you come to the meetings anymore.” You look at him, shocked, as you try to piece together what made him make such a harsh decision so quickly.
“What? Why?”
“Obviously, you're a distraction to the real tasks at hand. I don’t want people paying attention to you when there are more important things to focus on.” With such small words, you feel your walls start to crash.
“All he said was that I was cold! You didn’t have to give me your jacket. You could have continued talking.” He looked at you like you were some stupid little girl. A look you knew all too well.
“If you had a brain, you’d see that that’d be a bad choice. If I want money, I have to make them trust me.”
“Oh, so fake being nice to your wife is a way to get respect and people to trust you?” His sharp eyes turned to daggers as he looked at you.
“I don’t have time to talk to you. I’ve got more important things to do.”
“Good! Because I also have more important things to do than talking to you asshole.” You turn around to stomp away but feel a firm grip wrap around your wrist. He aggressively dragged you to your room before closing the door and making you face him. Your husband's golden eyes bore into your own. Despite the fear that infected your blood, you tried to hide it.
“Who do you think you are to talk to your superior like that.” His voice low, and the grip on your wrist turned bone-crushing.
“Superior?! Kai, your my husband! And let me go! You're hurting me!” His grip on your wrist only got tighter, and you felt a stinging sensation erupt from his fingertips as his gloves disintegrated in front of you.
“It’s Overhaul. Kai is dead.” Your eyes blew wide at his statement. Confusion wracked your body as you searched for an answer.
“Overhaul?! What the fuck are you talking about Kai-” A horrific pain shot through your arm that Kai so aggressively held. Tears spilled harshly down your face as you screamed in pain. Red liquid covers your body as you try to grab the now missing appendage. Searing pain causes you to lose your footing as your salty tears fall on the ground.
Then, the pain stopped.
Your body trembled as you felt your once missing arm now back where it should have been. The sensation of losing something so important still puzzled your body as you tried to grab a sense of what had just happened.
“It's Overhaul, don’t make me tell you again.” The sound of his footsteps leaving your room haunted you as the door closed. Your lungs seemingly couldn’t get enough air as you tried to gasp and heave at the horror of your husband doing something he promised never to do.
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“What could you possibly be depressed about?! What made you so sad that had you scratching yourself with a pencil till you bleed! Fucking pathetic, doing it for attention, aren’t you? You wanna see real cuts?!” The way your mother grabbed your wrist had you wincing in pain as she put your hand on fresh yet scabbing cuts on her arms. Her eyes tearing into yours as she moved your hand across her skin, yelling at you the entire time.
“This is what real depression is! Not your pathetic attempt at attention seeking. God, your so useless! Not everything is about you! Have you ever thought about how I feel?!”
You didn’t know how she found out. You tried everything to keep what you were doing to yourself a secret. Cause you feared what would happen if she saw your freshly open wounds on your arms.
It was the only thing that made you feel better. It took away the pain you felt inside and moved it to where you decided to dig the graphite of your pencil into your skin. The pain it caused numbed the pain you felt inside. It gave you something else to pay attention to. Sometimes, you’d dig the pencil even deeper into your skin, feeling like you deserved the pain you were causing yourself and what you felt inside.
You deserved it, you deserved it, you deserved it repeated in your head as you cry into the dark of your room, scratching the barely healed scars on your arms. Looking up at the ceiling, wondering what you could do to make the pain disappear. You’d cry into your pillows as the feeling of those fresh cuts on your mother's arms still tingled against your fingertips. Dry blood smeared on them with small spots under your nails. Holding your hands together, you look outside at the moon, crying for it to take you away.
You could see the moon shining through the small bathroom window. You got an even greater view with the window being wide open. The crescent moon reminds you of cartoons you used to watch when you were young. 
Candles surrounded you as the lights were turned off to try and calm yourself down. To relieve the anxiety and fear that had been coursing through your veins ever since yesterday. The bath was so warm and inviting as it convinced you to stay longer. To ignore the pain that still ghosted your heart. You didn’t dare leave your bathroom or room, fearing what Kai-Overhaul, would do.
It was such a numbing feeling. Knowing your husband put his hands on you after promising he never would. Breaking a promise, he told you ‘he’d rather die than break.’
Obviously, it didn’t mean anything anymore.
Your heart constricted as you looked up to the moon, begging for answers. Asking what you’d done to deserve this? Asking what you could do to get rid of the numbing feeling that overtook you. To feel something other than emptiness. To escape these all too familiar feelings.
Just then. A shiny glint caught your eye at the rim of the tub.
~~~
The sound of the screaming kettle let you know your tea was finally ready. Grabbing your favorite tea cup, you walk towards the steaming kettle.
Putting your cup on the tray, you grab the kettle before pouring it over the strainer filled with green tea leaves you had already set up. The tea goes into the teapot underneath it. A smile on your face as these times were one of the only times that brought you any sort of happiness. This used to be your husband's favorite, and he quickly had you hooked on it. The smell filled the kitchen with a homey feeling.
You put the teapot on the tray and some tea snacks before you make your way to the living room, only to be stopped by crashing into something immediately. The sound of everything hitting the ground made you cover your ears.
“Oh shit, Mrs. Chisaki, I’m so sorry!” The familiar voice of Gushiken filled the kitchen.
“It's okay. Things happen. It was an accident.” Looking down, you see the tea everywhere, and the teapot shattered into seemingly millions of pieces. Alas, your teacup was nowhere to be found.
“I managed to save the cup, if that means anything.” The man hands you the still intact cup. A breath of relief left your lips as you held the cup tightly, afraid it might drop any second.
“Please, let me help clean up. It’s my fault for not saying I was approaching.” You let out a laugh as you set your teacup away before you crouch down to pick up the broken pieces of what was your least favorite pot anyways. As long as your cup was fine, you were okay.
Making piles of glass, you and him gently grabbed them and threw them away. Mopping up the spilled tea and throwing the tray away in fear of Overhaul throwing a tantrum.
“Hey, what happened to your arm? Did some of the glass get you?” Looking at your arm, you see your long-sleeved shirt exposing minor cuts along your arm. Freezing up, you quickly lie.
“Oh! I guess. I didn’t even notice.”
“Well, can I help wrap it up? My sister was a nurse, and she taught me a few things. It's my fault your hurt anyways.” guilt plagued your mind at his words.
“I…okay.”
~~~
You sat at the kitchen island and watched as Gushiken wrapped up your arms with care. Much kinder and soft than Overhaul has been with you in so long. A feeling filled your body as he tended your wounds. You felt cared for. Like you were worth something to someone.
“There, you should be okay. Just make sure to change it and keep it clean to avoid infection.”
“I will thank you so much, Gushiken.”
“Can I ask you a question? It's kinda personal, so you don’t have to answer it if you don’t want to.”
“Um, sure? What is it?”
“Why does Overhaul never have you around? He seemingly avoids you life your the plague, and every time your name gets brought up, his brows furrow in disdain.” It was a really personal question he asked, but you were surprised no one else had asked you it earlier. 
“I don’t know. I couldn’t tell you who the man you see before us now is. This man isn’t the man who used to treat me like I was worth more than any jewels he’d gain. He is no longer the man who called me beautiful every chance he could. He’s not the man that asked me to marry him.” Tears brimmed your eyelids as you did your best to avoid crying. You didn’t want to look all red-faced and red-eyed in front of Gushiken.
“I don’t understand. Did a switch just flip inside him? Was there a fight or something?” His confusion was shared as you didn’t understand your husband's reasons either.
“No. Just one day, instead of the black mask he used to always wear, he wore the one that now adorns his face. The one that causes fear to anyone that looks at it. Then, he seemingly turned into a whole other man.” You felt your throat constricting as you try to talk without hiccuping.
“I’m sorry, Mrs. Chisaki.” The remorse he expressed in his voice made your body shake as you lowered your head. He couldn’t see how affected you truly were by your husband's actions towards you. It wasn’t his problem that your husband changed.
“You should probably continue working. I don’t want you to get in trouble.” Your voice cracked as your lips tremble.
“But-”
“Please.” With a sigh, Gushiken got up from the stool he sat on.
“As you wish, Mrs. Chisaki. I hope you feel better soon.” His footsteps soon ran out of earshot as you simply looked at your knees. You could feel your tears fall on the clothing that covered them. Your problems were your own. Someone as young as him should just be worried about other things. You regret letting your emotions get the best of you and talking about it. 
Not wanting everyone else to see your tears, you get up from the stool and walk down the empty halls toward your room. Not looking up from the floor.
~~~
It was easier to fold laundry with music playing. It helped keep your mind out of all the negative thoughts that plagued it. You made your own little playlist that you liked to listen to during times like this. One specific song you always looked forward to. 
The song that played at your wedding that he danced with you to.
Speaking of said song, the familiar tune soon emitted from your phone. A smile spread on your face as you stopped folding laundry and started to dance along to the haunting melody. Imagining you weren’t dancing alone.
“You look gorgeous, my angel.” His words melted your heart as you looked at the man in front of you with love.
“And you look so handsome. I could stare into your eyes for eternity.” His gaze was so soft, and just being near him made you feel so calm. So safe. Knowing that as long as you were with him, he’d protect you till his dying breath.
“I don’t know how I got so lucky to find you. What did I do to deserve you?”
“I couldn’t imagine myself with another man. You're the only person that’ll forever have my heart.” Your heart thumped inside your chest as you felt him place his forehead against yours. His voice turned into a low hum as the tune matched the song that played around you. You couldn’t help but join along as you danced together, never wanting it to end.
“I’ll love you till my dying breath, my angel.”
“I’d walk around the world just to be with you. Through hell and high water, I’ll never stop loving you.”
The gorgeous melody that once played was soon replaced with another one. Your memory of so long ago tearing your heart in two. Memories of a better time where you were wanted, where you were loved. It haunted you like a ghost no matter what. His ghost haunted you, a ghost of who he used to be.
A ghost you’d still dance with if given the chance.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“Hello?” Who could be knocking? All the precepts were on missions, and Overhaul was in a meeting.
“(Y/N)? It’s me, Hari.”
“Come in.” The door opened with a creak, and a familiar masked man emerged.
“I just came to-”
“Take off the mask.”
“Huh?”
“Take off the fucking mask. I see it enough every day, no matter where I go. All I ask is to see the real face of a friend.” A second hesitation before he unclasped the mask to look at you. The face of an old friend finally back.
“You look so much more attractive and friendly without that dumb mask.” A chuckle left his lips as he smiled lightly at you. It reminded you of when you, Overhaul, and Hari would sit outside in the sun and enjoy each other's company. Talking about god knows what.
“I just came here to escort you to Overhaul’s meeting. Other Yakuza leaders have actually been worried about you.” Your eyes widen at his words.
“Really? Thats…nice. It’s been a while since someone has worried about me other than Gus-” You stop at your words, too concerned for his safety.
“Gushiken? Yeah, I’ve noticed you talking to him. But don’t worry, I won’t tell. I’m just happy you have someone to talk to. I’d be there, but-”
“It’s okay. I know ‘Overhaul’ has been running you ragged ever since he started his stupid ‘plan.’ I don’t blame you for not having enough energy. It’s stupid how he pushes his best friend around.” You walk towards Hari, ready to leave the room. Without a word, you feel Hari’s arms wrap around you. It’s been so long since you’ve felt someone's embrace. You hugged him back, happy to be next to an old friend.
“It may not mean much, but I care and worry about you too. Even if I don’t have the time to show it.” You could feel his heartbeat against your chest, but you embraced it.
“Thank you, Hari. That means so much more to me than you know.”
~~~
The meeting was almost over by the time you and Hari arrived. You didn’t worry too much about it, though, as Hari told you, it was still almost over when he went to collect you. With a gulp, you opened the door to see everyone looking at you. You force a smile as you wave to everyone and greet them.
“Ah, it’s so good to see you’re okay, Mrs. Chisaki. We were worried you had come down with something.” Your husband glanced at you before you lied.
“No need to fret. I’ve just been busy with things in the family. Mom’s getting old, and she needs someone to take care of her.” The term mom almost makes you puke in your throat. The thought of doing anything for that woman made your stomach churn.
“You have such a caring wife, Overhaul. I’m jealous.” With a chuckle, the old man speaks to your husband.
“Yes. I’m very proud and happy I married her. She’s truly an angel in disguise.” His words made your heart skip a beat. In pain or in love? You didn’t know. It might have been something to appease the other leaders. Yet, hearing him say such beautiful words about you had you struggle to hold back tears and not jump into his arms. Tell him that you loved him so. The urge was shoved deep down as he called the meeting over which everyone seemingly agreed.
With each leader that passed you, you gently smiled and thanked them for coming. They all sent a smile as well while they exited the room. With that last one leaving, your smile left, and you have your husband who still sat in his chair.
“Everyone except (Y/N) leave.” Your body went rigid as a lump fell in your throat. You look at Hari, and he simply shrugs. You felt him grab your hand and run his fingers over your knuckles before whispering, “You’ll be okay.”. He walked along with two other members that you couldn’t remember. When everyone was gone, you started to fiddle with your fingers to calm down.
“Overhaul is-”
“Shut up, I’m thinking.” You open your mouth to respond but close it just as quickly. 
“I don’t understand. Even without you, they worry about you rather than talk about the plan for a better society.” His brows furrowed as he stood up and walked towards you. Fear paralyzes your body as you watch him stop right in front of you. He moves his gloved hand to put the pad of his index finger underneath your chin. He moved your head up so you could look at one another in the eyes.
“What’s so special about you?” He looks at you with genuine confusion. It felt like it should have been more insulting. Your throat dries as his eyes pierce your soul.
“I don’t know.” Your voice small.
“Other than you being pure and quirkless. There's nothing special about you.” Those words echoed in your head as you remembered how those words would come out of a monster that haunted your past. 
“Then why marry me?” The words left your mouth before you could think. His eyes seemed to widen before going back to stone.
“I don’t know.” His words caused tears to fall from your eyes. They clung to your lashes, making the man in front of you one big blur.
“What happened to you? What happened to my husband? My angel?” His hand moved towards your cheek and wiped away your tears. But why? Why would he show such a display of affection after all this time? Despite all your questions, he remained silent as his gloved hand had yet to move from your cheek. You wanted to lean into it. To enjoy such a foreign touch from your husband. But you couldn’t.
“No…I can’t do this.” you turn away from his hand before running out of the room and away from his touch. You couldn’t handle it. So much time since his last loving touch that it now felt wrong. It wasn’t fair for him to play with your feelings like this. To treat you so horribly and then handle you with such care. It’s cruel.
~~~
“The moon looks so beautiful tonight.” Your voice cuts through the silence as you walk around the compound's roof. Once again, you couldn’t sleep, so what better way to pass the time than look at the moon?
Sitting on the very edge of the compound's walls, you look up to the moon with a blanket wrapped around you. Your heart beating loud enough to echo through your head as a wave of sadness washed over you.
“Everywhere I go, I always end up hurting. Every step of my life has brought me pain. I finally thought he would be the angel to pull me free.” Your lip quivers as you try to understand why.
“I ran away to free myself. I moved to another country, and misery still followed me. It’s like I can never escape. Like I was destined for pain and suffering.” the cold air whispered to you through the breeze, telling you something you couldn’t understand. 
“What other life did I live that caused this? Is there even a timeline where I can be truly happy?” The tears you’ve been holding back finally started to blur your vision.
“They always said things would get better. They promised. My grandparents, teachers, ‘friends,’ and doctors. They all told me to ‘give it time’ and ‘everything will be in your favor.’ I’m tired of waiting!” You clench your fists as you look up to the moon. You were so angry. All the emotions you’ve been bottling up soon turned into angry tears, the cracking of your voice evident as you try to speak.
“I…feel so stupid. For thinking he’d be the cure I needed. The person to chase away everything I tried to leave behind.” The sound of footprints made you freeze as you snapped your head to look behind you.
“Hari? H-How long have you been here?” Hiccups plague your voice even though you try to stop your tears.
“Long enough.” With a few more steps, he was sitting on the edge next to you. There was a few seconds of silence before he spoke.
“Do you wanna talk about it?”
“I wouldn’t want to burden you with my woes. You already got enough on your plate.”
“You could never bother me (Y/N).”
“...” Words seemed impossible as your heart beat against your ribs.
“How about where you used to live?”
“(Country Name). I came here when I was 18.” Such a small question, but you knew that he wanted to know why you were sobbing on the roof.
“Do you come up here often?”
“I’ve been coming more recently. The moon and stars always have comforted me.”
“They are beautiful. I can see why you would.” The silence was awkward, but you enjoyed his company regardless. 
“You’ve been bottling it up for a while, haven’t you? It’s okay. I understand. Talking about stuff like that is…hard.”
“There's not many therapists that want to work for the yakuza.” Hari let out a chuckle, and you couldn’t help but let one out as well. His laughter was always contagious. 
“Do you have any family? I heard grandparents but nothing else. You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to, though.”
“A brother and sister. I’ve never met my sister, but I grew up with my brother until…” Letting out a sharp exhale, you continue.
“Until he ran away. I was 17, and he was 14. I saw him go to bed, told him I loved him, and went to bed. The next morning, he was gone. He’s never contacted me, and even after all these years, I still can’t find him.” Your hands shake as you look at the ground below you.
“I’m sorry. Would there be a reason he’d just disappear?” It felt like a breath caught in your throat. You haven’t talked about her in so long. Your husband was the only one you told in deep detail about your childhood. Yet, when you look into Hari’s eyes, the care and concern that shine in them remind you of the day you told Kai. You’ve known Hari just as long as Kai, and if what he said earlier was true, then maybe you could get a small bit of the weight on your chest off. 
“My mother.” A deep breath left your lungs as you prepared yourself.
“My mother wasn’t known for her kindness. She had many problems. We’d be here till sunrise if I went into detail.”
“You can tell me whatever makes you comfortable. I promise.”
“Thank you, Hari…” You sent him a small smile as you continued.
“My father wasn’t in the picture, so it was just my mother. My grandparents as well but only visits with them. The house we lived in was on its last legs. Lots of spots were decaying, and we didn’t have the money to fix it. We didn’t have the money for food either. Many nights, my brother and I went hungry.” You glance at the man next to you, and a look of sadness is plastered on it.
“She brought a lot of strange people over. A lot we didn’t know. I didn’t trust any of them, so I ignored all of them and never let my brother out of my sight. Me and him were extremely close during this time, so his disappearance made it that much harder for me.” Tears spill down your cheeks, making them red as the cold air bit them.
“Everything was my fault. No matter what happened, I deserved the punishment and rage. Something so small could cause her to explode. Yet, I couldn’t let my brother be treated like I was, so any mistakes he made, I took the blame. I’m the big sister. My job was to protect and still…”
“No one was there to protect you.” His voice was soft as he stole the words from your mouth. You scooted closer to him just to enjoy his company more and enjoy the body heat he gave off. Knowing he was there calmed you. Your head grew heavy as you just gently placed your head on his shoulder.
“She called me many things. Things that you should never call a child. So many of her words still haunt me to this day. No matter what meds I took, I would still hear them like they were said seconds ago. Back then, I dealt with the pain by hurting myself. There were so many times I felt like I deserved it. Times where I’d cry myself to sleep, yet nothing I did soothed the pain I felt inside. It was like this till I ran away.” 
“I lived on the streets here for a long time. I truly felt hopeless. Worthless. There were so many days where I thought about taking my life. I was an outsider who only spoke basic Japanese. An outsider without a quirk.”
“Can’t imagine how hard it would’ve been. Especially with how people treat the quirkless. You’re very strong for pulling through what you went through. It’s very admirable.”
“You're just saying that.” You joke.
“I mean it.” A smile spread on your face as your heart started to calm down. 
“By some grace of god, I managed to get off my feet. I had a crummy apartment and a crummy job, but I was still thankful. Even though I was thankful, I still felt so…empty? Sad? Numb? Whatever it was, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. My job only paid enough for bills, so like in childhood, many nights I went to bed without eating.” You bite your lips as you try to stop it from trembling.
“I made some ‘friends’ at work, but they didn’t last long. They didn’t want to hang out with someone as sad as me. No matter the meds I took, I never felt complete. I felt like I was still missing something. It was like that until…”
“Until?”
“Until I met Kai. We were grabbing the same cleaning product, and we ended up talking. You know what happens after that.”
“Yeah. You really had him by the throat for a long time.” You both laugh at the memory.
“When I told Kai about my past, he said nothing. Only held my hands. I somehow managed to gather up all my courage to show my scars. I was so afraid. Afraid he’d find me disgusting. A freak, but he told me that my scars didn’t matter. That I was perfect to him. I remember crying. I fell so in love with him at that moment that I knew that he was the one I wanted to be with for the rest of my life.”
“My favorite teacup was the teacup that I was drinking from when he proposed to me. He didn’t get on his knees cause we were in the garden, but he asked me to dance with him. He asked me to marry him while we danced, and I still remember his tone that day. I thought right then that finally, after struggling for so many years, I was going to be happy.” Harsh tears spill down your face as those beautiful memories play through your mind. Pain that there was no longer a connection that used to be.
“I’m so thankful your still Kurono Hari. I don’t know what i’d do if you weren’t.” You heard a gulp come from the man next to you. The feeling of his hand being hesitantly placed on top of yours made your heart skip a beat. Yet, you made no effort to stop him when he intertwined his fingers with yours.
~~~
The day felt a little lighter than others. You didn’t know why, but it was like a breath of fresh air. Talking to Hari a week ago managed to lighten your chest, but there was only so much that talking could do.
He’s been checking up on you so much more than before. He’d tell you good morning and goodnight no matter if he was running late. He managed to make time in his hellish schedule to talk and see you. It brought a smile to your face every time. He turned into a small light that you looked forward to seeing every day. Despite the sadness that still ate away at you, you were happy you had him to talk to.
While you were no chef, you wanted to make him something as a thank you. Which led you to where you are now. Drinking out of your favorite teacup while baking cookies. You hoped he liked chocolate chip.
“Something smells good. What are you making?” Spinning your head, you see Gushiken walking up to you. 
“Chocolate chip cookies.”
“What’s the occasion?”
“For a friend. Hope he likes them cause they’re the only cookies I know I can make well.” You both laugh before continuing.
“How’d you get so good?”
“It was my brother's favorite. I didn’t make it often. But when I did I took my time to memorize it.”
“Wow. Lucky him to have a kind sister.”
“I was lucky if I got past the dough stage. He’d always eat it. I’ll never understand how he didn’t get salmonella.” Gushiken laughed.
“You’d be the same age as him. Sometimes I see him in you.” You laugh to avoid the ache in your chest. It was true. Something about him reminded you of your brother. It could be his unusually happy personality. How he’d talk about his interests with such excitement. Not to mention he had the same hair color as him. That being said, you felt a familiar gut feeling to protect. To make sure no one would hurt him. It’s been so long since you’ve felt it so strongly.
“My sister was like you too. Funny huh? When I first saw you I thought you were her! Then again, it was almost pitch black…” Laughing, you continue stirring the dough, almost finished.
“Can you grab me the cookie cutters? They're in the bottom left drawer.” Sending you a thumbs up, Gushiken went digging through the drawer. Grabbing some parchment paper and flour, you lay it on the counter so it's ready to cut the dough.
“Found them!”
“Great, now wash your hands. I won’t be able to cut cookies all by myself.” That was a lie. You’ve done it before, but something inside you spoke before you thought. Maybe it was the hole in your heart that your brother left, trying to heal itself. Somehow, without seeing his face, the smile he wore managed to repair a small part.
The sound of water running and the rolling pin doing its job echoed throughout the kitchen.
“Alright! I’m done!” Excitement was evident in Gushiken's voice as he stood in front of the flattened cookie dough.
“Okay, I need you to cut as much as you can. I lost track of time, and dinner will be late if I don’t start now.” Without being told twice, He got right to work.
“What are you making for dinner?”
“Kani salad with some fruits and whatever drink. It’s one of Overhaul’s favorites, so I’m hoping it will calm him down some.”
“I hope so too. I’ve got a mission he's putting me on tomorrow. A first real mission! Not some lame patrol thing or something that leaves me stuck in the base!” A twinge of panic hit your chest at his words. A ‘new recruit’ only being here for five months and being placed on a mission? You couldn’t help but be suspicious and extremely worried. Missions are usually reserved for people who have been here long and have shown their worth. A sinking feeling boiled in your gut.
“Oh? Wow. Not many people get to go on missions this early here…especially not with someone as young as yourself.” You try to hide the uneasiness you feel inside. He didn’t need to see you start panicking. Maybe overhaul got him mixed up with another recruit. He’d been extremely overloaded with stress recently, so maybe he got something mixed up.
“Really?! So he must think I'm doing a great job! That’s perfect!”
“Yeah…perfect.”
~~~
The uneasy feeling never left since you last talked to Gushiken. You desperately wanted to tell him that he shouldn’t take the mission. But, he seemed so determined to prove his worth that you didn’t have the heart in you to crush it in front of him. Plus, it was definitely a misunderstanding. No way Overhaul would put him on a mission so early. 
You haven’t seen Gushiken since your guys talk. Which would have been 5 days after today. It really bothered you not knowing how it went or how it was going. You wanted to ask Overhaul, but he'd probably say it was none of your business like always. Maybe you could ask Hari? That’s if you can catch him. He’s even more busy than he was before! He says good morning, passing by you and running to his next task. How he hasn’t collapsed you’ll never know. 
“(Y/N)?” The sound of the door opening made you look sit up from your bed. Hari stood outside with his mask hidden in his pocket. A distressed face looked back at you.
“Oh Hari! What do you need? You seem upset?” You go to get up only to be stopped mid-action.
“I think you should sit down.” With your brows furrowed, you look at him before slowly sitting back down.
“What's going on?” Closing the door behind him, he hid something behind his back. Continuing to hide it until he sat next to you on the bed. He sent you another sorrowful look before pulling out a familiar mask from behind his back.
“I’m sorry (Y/N), but he’s not coming back.” Handing you the mask that should have concealed the face of Gushiken.
“I-I don’t understand…Where is he? This has to be a joke. A sick joke right?” You looked at Hari pleading that what he was implying was a lie.
“Please tell me it’s a joke, Hari.”
“I’m sorry. He’s not coming home.” Your heart stopped as you looked at the man in front of you with wide eyes. Tears soon pour down your face like a facet as you grip the mask tight. Begging this to be a horrible nightmare. You couldn’t have another important person to you ripped away without a second thought. You should have told him how you felt, tell him not to go on that stupid mission. Now he was gone, and you failed to protect someone you cared about once more.
“(Y/N) there's a random man on the couch again. He’s scary.” The sound of your little brother's voice broke through your slumber.
“Really? Hmm.” You struggle to understand why your mother allowed another random man into her home. Into a home she shared with her two children.
“Here, you can sleep with me. Does that sound good?” You sent a small smile to your brother. Without being told twice, your brother got into your bed. You felt the covers shift as he scooted closer to you. A quiet sigh left your lips as you held him in your arms. Making sure that he felt safe.
“I’ll always protect you. I’ll never let anyone hurt you.” The moonlight shone through your shades, giving your room a comforting glow. A feeling as if you were shielded by the cruel world outside your bedroom door.
“I promise, that I’ll protect you till my dying breath. As long as I’m alive, you’ll never need to fear.”
“Where is Overhaul?”
~~~
The sound of his office door bursting open and hitting the wall caused his thoughts to escape. He looked at the entrance and saw a fuming woman with angry tears rolling down her face. Her body shook as hatred flooded her eyes.
“What the hell is wrong with you?!” His words only seemed to fuel her rage as she stomped up to his desk.
“I could say the same! How could you send someone so young to go on such a dangerous mission?!”
“Ah, you must be talking about that recruit-”
“Gushiken Taro! That was his name!” You grit your teeth at your husband's words.
“He was an expendable. We needed a distraction for the mission.”
“He was a someone! He wasn’t just some pawn! He was someone who had his whole life in front of him, only for you to sniff it out!” Slamming the boy's mask on the desk. Getting up from his desk, he looked at you with annoyance. Clearly, you were taking this loss to personally, and that mask you held didn’t help.
“Give me that mask. It’s making you unreasonably upset.” Your husband reached out, only for you to jerk it away quickly.
“Don’t touch it!” A frown was evident from behind his mask as he tried again, yet failing.
“Damnit (Y/N)! Give me that fucking mask!” Taking off his glove, you held the mask tighter to your chest. You weren't gonna let him take away the last thing you had left of him.
“Give. It. To. Me. Now!” With another reach, you move your body to cover the body. As soon as his fingers touched your skin, a searing pain hit you. Every nerve explodes with excruciating pain. It felt as if every cell in your body was being pulled apart. The pain felt so long, yet it could have only been a few seconds before you felt your body quickly being put back together. 
Your body hit the ground with a loud thud. You threw up from the sheer shock, and you could see a small amount of blood even through your teary vision. The mask you had just held dear right next to the door.
“(Y/N) I-I..”
“You…killed me…” You saw him move closer to you, but you scoot away in fear, your back hitting the wall in the process. 
“Don’t come near me! Get away!” You cried in terror as your heartbeat echoed in your ears. 
“(Y/N) Please, I-”
“You really are a monster.” The man above you looked at you in shock. His golden eyes showing more emotion than you’ve ever seen since your wedding with him. You stood up as you hugged the wall, trying to get as far away from him as possible.
“It was an accident (Y/N), I promise!” You only shook your head as you looked into his eyes. 
“For all these years, months, and days, I told myself that you were my cure. That someday, the love of my life would come back to me. That one day, Overhaul would die, and Kai would come back.” Your voice shaky as the air in the office felt poisonous.
“But now…I see that I was a fool. A pathetic, weak fool who held onto false hopes. Trying to pick up the pieces of promises that you broke as you destroyed anything that got in the way of your plan. Destroying everything that the man I once knew would never think of doing. Even through that, I stuck beside you. Because I remember you telling me you’d love me till your dying breath. I was a fool to believe you. I was a fool…for thinking anyone could fall in love with me.” Your body shook violently as you struggled to get air in your lungs.
“You're so cruel. Telling me lies. Calling me horrible names. Hurting me. I-”
“Please (Y/N) forgive me-”
“No. Not anymore. I hate you, Overhaul, and I hate you, Kai Chisaki. I wish I never met you.” Without another word, you grabbed the mask by the door and ran out of the office. Your footsteps echo in the halls, along with your sobs.
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Gushiken's favorite place in the entire compound was the cherry blossom that stood in the backyard. He said that he’d go there to relieve stress from the work day. Saying the falling petals were his worries leaving him as he’d look up to the bright blue sky.
Knowing that, you decided to bury what was left of him right beside the trunk. That way, he will always be at his favorite spot. Watching the petals fall from the beautiful tree and looking up at the sky for eternity. You could even see the other pretty flowers you planted on his grave from on top of the compound roof. 
Hari was out on a mission before you were able to give him his letter. You poured the rest of the love you had to give into the letter. You supposed it was for the best. It makes things easier for him later. You hate to leave him without answers, but…
A shaky breath left your lips as tears poured down your face. The wind blew them off your cheeks with each breeze. Its cold bite attacking your skin as your hair flowed slightly through the wind. The faint smell of cherry blossoms in bloom surrounded you.
Looking up at the night sky, you see the moon watching you from above. With trembling legs, you moved closer to the edge of the compound roof. You simply wished to get a better look. You reached your hand out as if to touch the moon. A smile appears on your tear-ridden face.
“Finally. After all these years, I can be with you, my dear friend.” With a final exhale of breath, you step over the haunting edge of the roof. For once, a sense of peace embraced you as gravity played its part and pulled you back down to the ground.
The moon and stars shined brighter as they danced around the new star in the sky, the long awaited friend of the moon.
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clara-maybe-ontheroad · 9 months
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Random thoughts about Top/Mew/Boston/Nick (Only Friends ep 1)
I rewatched the first episode of Only Friends and made a dedicated post to my thoughts about Ray and Sand so I thought I'd make one post per pairing for the other 4 dudes but the truth is that they're a lot more intertwined and I can't really talk about Boston without talking about Top and Mew so here we go, sorry for the mess :
Top seeing the white wristband of "not interested in a relationship" to mean "I can hit on you" is such a typical sleazy creepy douche bag move and I love how it establishes his character
Still sad we didn't get Boston having a threesome with this guy and his boyfriend, but also he immediately projects his frustration of not having sex on Mew by talking about his virginity, like he's incapable of not thinking things through his own perspective
Boston's dad made his money in massage parlours, that's fine but given the slut that is his son I wonder if that played a role ? Is there more than one character with daddy issues ?
Boston thinking about bringing Top on board "for his designer skills" by saying "his work was so good that I want to use his services again"... We all know what services you're talking about Ton lol
Boston approaches his interaction with Nick in a completely not flirty way, he clearly wasn't thinking about him that way until Nick said the same age and started giving non verbal cues that he was interested
Nick and Boston's first interaction ending with Nick saying "Happy to be of service"... Again we know you'd like to imply other forms of service haha
Top to Mew's "I had no idea a business administration student could be so smart" is such an annoying form of "you're not like other girls", and Mew is like " yeah I'm not like other girls, I, like, read books". Mew come on don't fall for that
Top's implication that he's tired of sleeping of experienced ones because them knowing what they want makes them feisty and so sleeping with a virgin will be good because they're docile is even worse when you hear it for the second time
The way that it doesn't sound like Boston is just saying that Mew has different priorities but he goes out of his way to talk about Mew like he's a child and looking down on him is soooo annoying. Is Boston actually a friend to any of his friends ?
Mew's look of total calm when Top tells him he came there for sex reasons is not the look of a lamb who let a wolf in the sheepfold.
Top continues to perform his Alpha male routine in control of the situation after that and clearly he understands what's happening better than Mew but Mew doesn't play up the baby bird doe eyes look for him either and takes off his own pants
Still so in love with how clearly Mew communicates his boundaries in this situation, he's unashamed to be himself and say who he is, what he wants and doesn't want, what he's willing to do and not do. Master class in "your virgin/inexperienced character doesn't need to be shy and helpless when facing the confident and experienced manly man"
It's been said before but damn the music and cinematography of the Boston & Drake's unnamed character sex scene is so good though it does emphasize how much Boston use people as giant fleshlight
The next scene opening on Top's lips must mean something. That him not being frustrated at not getting sex is just what he says but not think ? That Top knows his mouth and words are powerful ? That Top and Mew's relationship is starting to build on the basis of words and talking and not bodies and sexual contact by contrast with Boston ? Other theory ?
Mew smiling as Top spoons with him can feel just cute but also looks like Mew is perfectly in control of the situation
In general every question Top asks Mew in the bookstore feels like he's looking for cracks to get in and opportunities to slither in, not out of any actual interest to get to know Mew or connect with him
The fact that Nick doesn't even give a fake reason for giving Boston a discount, he just looks at him like "I don't know man, I'm just very gay" and Boston accepts and appreciates that
Nick might not be as experienced as random hook ups as Boston but the nude move in his phone was bold and definitely something I expect from someone who's already dabbled in the scene haha
Nick's face while he drags Boston to the back of the store is truly one of a kid who can't believe how lucky they are with their Christmas gifts
the MOANS in Boston and Nick sex scene, those are top notch
The speed at which Top becomes omnipresent in Mew's life is terrifying, like they just met and two days later he's bringing him his books to class ?
Ray's look of jealousy towards TopMew is of the "nooo I'm sad I love him it hurts" kind while Boston is firmly of the "um wtf man" kind and I relate to both
Interesting that Mew is the one that brings up his virginity again when Chueam says he has a boyfriend now, like he has to make it clear they haven't had sex when that's not even the conversation ? Interesting
The way that Boston would be fine with Top just trying to manipulate Mew into sleeping with him and would actually prefer it to Top potentially not screwing over Mew ... thanks I hate it, Boston is the worst friend of the magic foursome confirmed
I saw a very good poll asking people's interpretation as to why Boston is so jealous when Top explains that they're over but that he's willing to date Mew, and my interpretation of it is that Boston's ego can not tolerate the hit of his body being seen as less desirable ; he doesn't know exactly what he wants from Top, maybe another time using his "service" but also just not being relegated and forgotten. His self worth is based in being The Most Fuckable TM
Top's confession is still so cringe I can not sit through it without skipping, I am usually physically so incapable of watching a scene only if it's a song
Once again no real conclusion to this post except I think they're almost all going to fuck, if not with each other's bodies, certainly with each other's minds. The only pairing I don't see any chance of happening is Boston x Mew, unless it's in a threesome with Top and even then, everything else is more likely.
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PREACHER'S DAUGHTER. / prompts from the album peacher's daughter by ethel cain. tweaked for rp. change pronouns & cut & combine as you wish. (repost)
' i put too much faith in the make believe. '
' i feel it there, in the middle of the night. '
' say what you want, but say it like you mean it. '
' just give it on more day then you're done. '
' i don't need anything from anyone. '
' it's just not my year. '
' i'm doing what i want and, damn, i'm doing it well. '
' you and me against the world. you were my man and i your girl. '
' you were my whole world. '
' you came, and i laughed. you left, and i cried. '
' you told me even if we died tonight that i'd die yours. '
' really, i'd kill myself to hold you on more time. '
' it hurts to miss you. '
' i cry every day and the bottles make it worse. '
' you were the only one i was never scared to tell i hurt. '
' it was love, i guess. '
' and i feel so alone. '
' i watched him show his love through shades of black and blue. '
' show me how much i mean to you while i lie in these sheets undressed. '
' i'd hold the gun if you asked me to. '
' but if you love me like you say you do, would you ask me to? '
' trouble's always gonna find you, baby, but so will i. '
' i'm never gonna leave you, baby, even if you lose what's left of your mind. '
' please don't love how i need you. '
' i'm not above violence. '
' i've killed before and i'll kill again. '
' hell doesn't scare me, i've been times before. '
' tell me a story about how it ends, where you're still the good guy. i'll make pretend. '
' i hate this story where happiness ends and dies with you. '
' i thought good guys get to be happy. i'm not happy. '
' i was too young to notice that some types of love could be bad. '
' i'm tired of you still tied to me. '
' i'm too tired to move & too tired to leave. '
' love's never meant much to me. '
' i started to see you differently. '
' you wanna get my clothes off. '
' baby, if it feels good then it can't be bad. '
' you wanna fuck me right now. '
' if you hate me, please don't tell me. '
' i followed you in and i was with you there. '
' you love blood too much. but not like i do. '
' heard you, saw you, felt you, gave you. '
' need you, love you, love you, love you. '
' love you, saw you, felt you, love you. '
' love you, love you, love you, love you. '
' you'd do well to say yes to me. '
' suffer does the wolf, crawling to thee. '
' he's saying i'm the one, he's gonna take me. '
' suffering is nigh, drawing to me. '
' even the iron still fears the rot. '
' i'm hiding from something i cannot stop. '
' you poor thing. sweet, mourning lamb. '
' there's nothing you can do. it's already been done. '
' please don't look at me. '
' what have you done? '
' make it stop, make it stop, i've had enough, stop, stop, STOP! '
' i am the face of love's rage. '
' i am no good nor evil. simply, i am, and i have come to take what is mine. '
' i was there in the dark when you spilled your first blood. '
' i am here now as you run from me still. '
' you can't hide from me forever. '
' god loves you, but not enough to save you. '
' if they strike once then you just hit them twice as hard. '
' the more it hurts, the less it shows. '
' i think it's about time i put up a fight. '
' if it's meant to be then it will be. '
' i forgive it all as it comes back to me. '
' i can't let go when something's broken. '
' in your basement i grow cold. '
' don't talk to strangers or you might fall in love. '
' how funny, i never considered myself tough. '
' i tried to be good. '
' am i no good? '
' i just wanted to be yours. '
' can i be yours? '
' i'm happier here 'cause he told me i should be. '
' you're so handsome when i'm all over your mouth. '
' am i making you feel sick? '
' i never blamed you for loving me the way that you did. '
' don't think about it too hard or you'll never sleep a wink at night again. '
' just know that i love you and i'll see you when you get here. '
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urisk-factor · 7 months
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FUCK IT JOHNNY TOPSIDE/SUBJECT DELTA HEADCANONS!
He's the middle child of three. He has an older brother and a younger sister.
He's half Greek half Scottish.
His mother is this tiny little Greek lady who would change the world for her family. She always wore trousers and these big fuck you boots and whenever Delta got in trouble at school she would come storming through. The school staff feared her.
His father was a six foot five Scottish guy from Glasgow. He worked very hard to make sure his family had a roof over their heads and food to eat. When he was home, he forced himself into a sort of house husband role.
Delta was such a mummy's boy. His sister was a daddy's girl and his brother was split equally between them.
That doesn't mean Delta didn't love his dad, who's name was Jonathan. Jonathan taught him how to just flick a bottle cap off a bottle in one go with his fingers. Delta later taught that to Eleanor.
Pre-Delta, he was really tall and lanky, getting his height from his Dad's side. His sister was built almost the same, but his brother is really short, a manlet if you will, and Delta and their sister never let him forget.
His brother and sister had more traditionally Scottish names, and he had a more Greek name. He can't remember it, other than it might start with an S.
They have a Mc surname, but again Delta can't remember what it is past that.
His Mum had the worst potty mouth. His Dad desperately tried to get her to not swear around the kids, but Delta very quickly picked up her language and was unable to drop it. The only reason Eleanor isn't as bad is because after he becomes Delta, while he kinda can speak, it's deep and rumbly and freaky and it kinda strains him so he just doesn't talk, and thus doesn't swear.
The only exception was when some splicers were shoving Eleanor around and talking about hurting her after she ran ahead and he broke through the wall like the cool aid man and bellowed "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY DAMN DAUGHTER YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT"
Eleanor went home that day and asked Lamb what "damn" "fucking" and "shit" means. Lamb was not happy.
He can take most of the suit off, but his legs are genuinely fused to it. He can pull it down to his waist before it won't go farther, and roll the trouser legs up to just below his knees. He can take his boots, gloves, sleeves, top half, and helmet off (though provided he removes the tanks, which he can't do on his own)
Unbeknownst to his Mum, he and his siblings have been having sips of alcohol since they were little. Between that, being a really big guy anyways, and everything he went through to become a big daddy, he can outdrink anyone and everyone. It would take like a week straight of almost nonstop drinking to get him drunk.
He decidedly has not given Eleanor any sips of his drinks on the very rare occasion he has any. He was explicitly told by many people that she's not allowed any, after someone figured out that Johnny Topside had a big of a scottish accent slip on occasionally.
He's so autistic. He loves the sea, everything about the sea, especially the creatures. When he first arrived in Rapture he once spent like five hours staring out a window and talking about the sea animals he could see.
He used to surf, and taught his sister to surf. She later taught Eleanor to surf, using the same board that Delta used to use.
He doesn't actually need to eat/drink or sleep. He still likes to drink, it feels nice on his throat. He only eats if it'll bring nostalgia, and he only sleeps when he feels safe to do so, which is almost never.
He likes to try keep his hair a little longer, because when he was a kid he didn't like anyone other that his Mum touching his hair. She didn't have the heart to keep it too short, but to make up for like school rules she would tie it back or braid it so it wasn't actually touching his shoulders.
He once took off his helmet around Eleanor for a rest, and she started braiding his hair, like how he would sometimes do for her. If he still could cry, he would've been openly sobbing.
He's a hugger :)
Delta was technically a nickname he's always had, mostly because a lot of teachers he had refused to use his actual name because it's "foreign" (he and his siblings were raised in America), and refusing to just give up his heritage, he just chose a random letter and said hey use this or don't address me at all. Unfortunately he was a bit of a prankster so they couldn't just not adress him, so Delta stuck until well into adulthood
He met his sister's future husband in college, and accidentally introduced them. He lived to regret it.
By the time his sister married her husband, their father had passed away. Their brother walked her down the aisle, and Delta had to give a speech in place for the father of the bride speech
He was also a maid of honour. He and his brother both wore kilts
His sister is forever grateful that he managed to keep his silliness under control for most of the day.
The only time it was let out that night was because his sister's PILs were being obnoxious and her husband only invited them to save face. They went up to him and said "please, get them out of here by any legal means possible"
Delta then woke up in the fountain outside the venue the next morning.
In the events of a very good ending au where delta fully survives the trip to the surface, he manages to reconnect with his mother and siblings. His siblings have children and he's delighted to be an Uncle. He's sorta like Grunkle Stan to them.
Eleanor is their cool older cousin, she dares them to commit minor crimes.
Delta's mother fully fucking knows that Eleanor is her granddaughter the moment she lays eyes on her. Delta doesn't even have to say anything and she's immediately cooing over Eleanor all like "are you eating enough dear?"
Eleanor is lowkey Delta's mother's favourite grandchild.
Delta has a step dad at this time and he just does not trust that guy at all.
Delta had the delta symbol tattooed on his hands long before arriving in Rapture, it was just a coincidence that he became Subject Delta.
A lot of the alpha series big daddies were meant to live for a really long time, but they keep getting killed before they can get to that point.
The little sisters that grow up and survive being big sisters and whatnot are also meant to live really long, including Eleanor, but she actually does get to live her time.
He and his siblings can speak greek and scots too, but are basically devastated they can't speak Gàidhlig
He has a joking hatred for ginger people (his brother (and technically father but the joke only starts after he passes))
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Imagine that one of the lambs gets rejected at birth by its mother and Anthony has to bottle feed him. It tends to happen sometimes, sadly. Kate refuses to even consider letting the little lamb sleep on the barn alone. Anthony is frazzled because sometimes little lambs die and he can see Kate connecting with this one. Just can't get this out of my head! Your modern take on bruises looks incredible!
Oh this breaks Anthony’s heart I’m sure. Because sometimes the lambs just don’t make it. But it’s Kate’s first lamb season and he feels awful having to be the one to crush his new wife.
“Kate, babe, I’m going to do everything to make sure he survives but sometimes they don’t.”
Kate shakes her head, as the lamb settled on her lap and drinks from the bottle hungrily. “He’s going to make it, I know he is. He just needs a little love and I’ve got plenty of that.”
Anthony knows that’s true enough. He’s surrounded by it constantly. It’s stitched into the sweater he’s wearing right now. the one that had had a hole in it for nearly a year only he pulled it from the clean laundry this morning and the hole wasn’t there anymore. A patch of fabric shaped like a heart had been darned over it neatly and it had made his chest feel tight. So he lets her bundle up the lamb and carry it into the kitchen where she made a bed for it right next to Newton’s kitchen cushion.
She gets up at all hours of the night to feed the little guy, Gus, she named him. And Anthony’s scared, worried it would break her heart if anything happened to him but it’s not necessary. Kate seems to force the little lamb to live through sheer will and by the time he’s grown into a, still very scrawny, sheep it’s too late. Gus will never live with the other sheep.
Gus follows his wife around the kitchen and then put into the yard just like Newton does. Following at her heels.
“Kate, babe, I love you, but we need to move Gus to the paddock with the rest of the flock.”
Kate blinked at him, “Why? You can sheer him just the same from here when the time comes.”
“You’re not… I don’t like that I never win arguments!”
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five-rivers · 2 years
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Little Lost Lamb
Remember how I said I was going to expand on some of the feelings from Monstrous Dreams? Here we go~
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Usually, Danny left ghosts that weren't causing trouble alone.  Sure, being a ghost was a crime and all, but it was one he was guilty of, too, and he wasn't a cop.  He was a superhero.  Plus, he had enough headaches, including the very literal one caused by lack of sleep (thanks, Skulker) and finals stress (thanks, Lancer), without adding to them by making extra enemies.  
Unfortunately, the beginning of his superhero career had been full of dumb mistakes like that, so his reputation among ghosts was "combative and territorial."  Him showing up as Phantom could cause a fight by itself. 
Which meant that he was at a bit of a loss regarding ghosts that seemed to need help.  
Today's ghost in distress was a shepherdess.  She was tall, verging into giant, with the exaggerated proportions some ghosts seemed to favor.  Her dress was checkered pink, with a frilly, lacy ruff on the bottom, a pink vest, and an equally pink and lacy bonnet tied in a bow at her chin.  She held a long shepherd's crook in her hand, which, itself, had a bow on it.  Behind her trailed two enormous, white, fluffy sheep, each with a matching pink bow and a cheerfully ringing bell around their necks.  Except for their ghostly glow and the massive, curling, silvery-black horns all three of them were sporting, they could have stepped out of a children's storybook.
At the moment, the ghost wasn't doing anything threatening, only flying to and fro as if looking for something, her sheep trailing after her, but from the flashes of her face Danny could see past her bonnet and horns, she was becoming increasingly anxious.  Danny had a bad feeling that even if he didn't show up as Phantom, there would soon be a problem.  
He sent a quick text to Sam and Tucker, telling them he'd be late for their study session, and approached cautiously.  He didn't know how she'd react to a human talking to her, although she seemed to be ignoring all the bystanders filming her with their phones.
"Excuse me, Miss?  Ma'am? Do you need help?"
The ghost turned to him.  Her eyes were glowing gold, with a large, bar-shaped pupil, and full of unshed tears.  
"One of my sheep has gone missing, and I can't find her!  Have you seen her?"
Danny swallowed back a Little Bo Peep joke and shook his head.  "No, but I can help you look."
"You will? Oh, you precious little lamb!  Thank you, thank you!"
She leaned down and cupped Danny's face with her huge hands.  Her thumbs rubbed circles into his temples, the fabric of her white gloves whispering pleasantly over his skin, and he surprised himself by momentarily leaning into her touch.  He pulled back, startled.  
"Where," he said, before having to pause, pushing against a headache that felt all the worse for the moment of relief.  "Where did you last see her?"
"I was walking along this road," she said.  "I was trying to find the bakery, you see.  But when I got there, I looked back, and- and she was gone!"
The ghost started crying.  Danny patted her elbow comfortingly.  
"It's okay.  I'm sure we'll find her.  She's about the same size as these two, right?"  A Glowing ghost sheep that stood five feet tall at the shoulder would be hard to miss.  
The ghost nodded.  "A-and she had h-her little bow, and her- her bell.  I tie them on ev-every morning."
"Okay," said Danny, "good job."  He turned to glare at some of the cell phone people.  "Maybe you guys could help, instead of just staring?"
"You can't expect us to deal with ghosts!" protested one of them.  
"Then get out of here!  You're being rude."
"Do you really think you can find her?  People are always try-trying to steal my poor sheep.  The horns, you see…  I can't give them to just anyone."
"She can't have gone far, right?  It's only been a few minutes."
The ghost nodded tearfully and a few salty droplets landed on Danny's skin.  
"Then she'll be nearby," said Danny, optimistically.  He hoped he wouldn't have to fight some other ghost over a sheep.  "Why don't you fly up to check the roofs, and I'll look in the alleys, okay?"
"Alright," she said.  "Thank you so much, lamb."
She floated up, her sheep following her.  Danny started walking down the street, peering into alleys and down crossroads as he went.  Some of the pungent ones made him gag.  His headache must be getting bad if smells like this were setting him off.  
It couldn't have been more than ten minutes before he found a patch of bright, fluffy whiteness where it shouldn't have been.  The sheep.  Eating someone's old pizza box.  He’d thought only goats that did that.
“Hey!" he shouted up at the sky. "I found her!"
The shepherdess was there so fast Danny wondered if she had teleported.  
“Oh, you naughty little thing!” she cooed at the sheep.  She picked the sheep up, lifting it over her head.  The sheep seemed unconcerned at this development.  “You gave me such a fright!  And now you’re filthy.”  She put the sheep down, but wrapped an extra length of ribbon around its neck and tied the other end to her staff.
Danny watched her fuss over the sheep and felt his head throb.  Yep.  Headache was definitely getting worse.  
“Now, you, wonderful little lamb.”  The shepherdess was looming over him again, his face back in her hands.  
Had she gotten bigger?  She felt bigger, but that might just be the confines of the alley.  Her large thumbs circled his temples and forehead, exerting a gentle pressure.  He let her continue as she spoke, only listening with half an ear.  She was showering him with compliments, in a tone not entirely unlike the one she used for her wayward sheep, if more positive.  
“How can I repay you?”
The question brought him back to reality.  “You don’t have to.  I’m happy to help.”  And he was.  He could feel his core humming behind his headache, basking in praise for a job well done.  “But there are ghost hunters in town.  You might want to go home.”
“Oh, I think I would be going home now, regardless.  I’m going to have to give these naughty little ones a bath.  But I do thank you for the warning.  You really are a helpful little lamb, aren’t you?”  
She leaned down and planted a kiss on the center of Danny’s forehead.  A sharp zing of pain went through his head, and the edges of his vision began to pulse.  The ghost pulled back, letting go.  Danny felt tears gather in his eyes at the sudden pain.  
“I know,” she said.  She plucked a small bow from inside her pocket.  A grape-sized bell hung from the knot.  “If you ever need my help, untie this, and it will lead you to me.”
“Thanks,” he said, voice rather strangled.  
She gave him a smile and patted him on the head again, this time carding fingers through his hair.  Then she lifted from the ground, her sheep following her.  
Danny rubbed his eyes.  That had gone better than expected.  What had he been doing again?  
Study session.  Sam’s house.  Right.  
He made it there, somehow, and texted her so she could let him in without him knocking and possibly drawing the ire of her parents.  
Sam opened the door, and hung there, her gaze rapidly filling with concern.  “You look awful,” she said.  “What happened?”
“Thanks,” said Danny, quietly, unwilling to raise his voice much above a whisper.  “I’ve got a headache.”
Sam’s face twisted in sympathy.  “Are you sure you want to do this today?”
“Test is on Monday,” Danny pointed out.
“Right,” said Sam.  “Come on in.”  They snuck from the brightly-lit entryway to the blessedly dimmer, cooler basement.  
“Hey!” greeted Tucker.  “Got your text.  Why were you late?”
“Helping a ghost.”
Tucker’s eyebrows went up.  “Really?”
“Lost her sheep.”
“You were helping the ghost of Little Bo Peep?”
“More or less.”  Danny sat down on one of the beanbags and squinted at what Tucker was holding.  “Flashcards?”
“We thought it was a good place to start.  Want to make it interesting?”
“Tucker, we are not gambling on flashcards.”
Danny leaned back, listening to his friends idly bicker.  His head throbbed, pressure intense behind his eyes, and he couldn’t help but groan.  
“You okay, man?”
“I–”  Danny’s breath hitched as the pain went white and piercing.  Then, even through the pain, or perhaps because of the pain, the pressure inside his head eased deliciously.  He crooned as a sort of solid pulse ran from his brain to his core.  
“Oh my gosh!  Danny, where are you bleeding?”
Bleeding?  Danny blinked, his vision slowly returning.  There was something warm and wet on his face.  
Before he could respond, he was seized by the combined pain and relief again.  When it cleared, he could feel another pressure, this one on the outside of his head and much more comfortable.  It reminded him of the shepherdess’s touch.  
“Danny?” said Sam, her voice wavering.  
“Are you okay?” asked Danny, with a minimum of slurring.  He seemed to still be sprawled out on the beanbag.  Sam and Tucker were both hovering over him, faces worried.  There were flecks and smears of blood on their faces and clothes.
“You’re the one who randomly started bleeding from their head,” said Tucker.  There was a green tinge to his skin.  “We should be asking you that.”
“Oh,” said Danny.  
“I’ve been putting pressure on it,” said Sam.  “But I’m going to take it off now, okay?  So we can see what, um, what might have caused it.”
Danny almost nodded reflexively, but the way his head throbbed and his stomach heaved at the thought warned him off.  “Okay,” he said.  
Sam peeled something off his forehead.  It came away with the sticky, tacky feeling of cloth soaked in something that wasn’t water.  Some of the sensation of good, outside pressure disappeared with it, and he keened in displeasure.  But some, thankfully, stayed.
Tucker swallowed heavily and covered his mouth.  “Oh, jeez,” he said.  “Danny.  Dude.”
“What?” asked Danny.  
“You, uh.  You’ve got horns.”
“What?” 
“Horns,” said Sam, a little more clearly than Tucker.  “Like on a goat or something.”
Danny reached up to his face, fingers gingerly questing over his eyebrows, then to the sides.  He hit tender, sore, flesh, and then…  Then something hard, protruding from it.  Something curved and ridged with a sweetly sharp tip.  
Horns.  
Danny had horns.  
Danny, in human form, had horns.  
“Like a sheep,” he said.  “Not a goat.”
.
They managed to get Danny into the basement bathroom.  The Mansons had built it with a full bath and shower, for some reason, even though there wasn’t even a guest room down here, and Sam used the shower wand to wash the blood off Danny’s face while Tucker helped stabilize him on the edge of the tub.  
It was oddly pleasant.  He wished they’d put pressure on his head again.  He’d tried it himself, reaching up to push, but it wasn’t the same.  
“So, you think it was the shepherd lady?”
“I mean,” said Danny, trying to stay focused on the conversation despite how the pressure inside his skull was building again, begging to be let out, “that makes sense, right?”
“It doesn’t seem like a coincidence,” said Sam.  “Did your headache start when you talked to her?”
“No, already had it.”  He shut his eyes.  The bathroom lights were unbearably bright.  He wanted to lie down and go to sleep.  
“Well–”
Danny was hit with another wave of pain, but this time he rode it, holding on to his awareness of his surroundings by the tips of his fingers.  Again, the pressure eased into something bearable, and blood ran down Danny’s face.    
Sam swore.  “They got bigger,” she said.  
“Yeah,” said Tucker, “what was that, twenty minutes?”
“About,” said Sam.  “Why?”
“If they’re going to keep growing, we should keep track of how fast,” said Tucker.  
“Don’t want them to keep growing,” mumbled Danny.  
“We know,” said Sam, soothingly, “we’re going to try to stop it, don’t worry.”  She dabbed at his forehead with a washcloth, and he leaned into the touch, seeking contact and pressure.  
“Mirror?” he asked.  
“There might be one in the drawer.  Tucker?”
Tucker got up, and Danny shivered.  He wanted Tucker back by him.  Wanted to lean on him.  
“Here,” said Tucker, rejoining Danny.  Danny mumbled and leaned on him.  “Yeah, yeah, I know, you always get touchy feely when you feel bad.”  He rubbed Danny’s back, up and down.  “Got your mirror.”
It was small and ringed with a floral pattern that indicated Mrs. Manson had picked it out, but it was more than sufficient to find the inch-long silver-white-black horns on either side of Danny’s forehead.  He raised a hand to touch one, fingers first whispering over the thorn-sharp tip, then proding around the red and tender base.
“Yeah,” said Danny.  “Definitely the shepherdess.  Her horns looked just like this, but bigger.”
“Crap,” said Tucker.  “You don’t think you’re turning into a sheep?”
“How could he possibly know that?”
“I don’t know, but it seems like a relevant question, doesn’t it?  I don’t want my best friend to be mutton!”
Sam sighed.  “This is why I’m vegetarian.”
“Because a ghost might polymorph your best friend?” asked Danny.
“Does his hair look fluffier to you?  Sam, touch it.”
“It looks wet and full of bits of blood,” said Sam.  “You touch it.”
“Come on, I don’t touch his hair often enough to tell.”
“And you think I do?”
“Yeah?”
“Guys,” said Danny.  “She left me something.”  He pulled the bow out of his pocket.  “Said this would lead me to her if I needed her help.”
“Okay,” said Sam.  “Do you trust that?  She did do this to you, after all.”
“Still need to find her,” said Danny.  “Figure out what it was she did.”
“Do you think she’s still on this side?”
“Told her to go home,” said Danny.  “It’s been a while.”
“We’ll need the Speeder,” said Sam.  
“I’ll be the distraction!” said Tucker, making Danny wince at the volume.  “Sorry, dude.”
.
Danny borrowed a beanie from Sam to hide his horns.  The shape of them was still visible underneath, but unless someone already knew what it was, they wouldn’t be able to tell.  
The horns grew more on their way to Fentonworks, no less painful than before, each period of growth preceded by that awful build of pressure.  
“I think I’ve ruined your hat.”
“Yeah,” said Sam.  “I don’t really care about that.”  Her phone buzzed.  She looked at it briefly.  “Tucker says your parents are out, now, let’s go.”
Sam led him, stumbling, to Fentonworks.  Getting into the Speeder was a bit of a blur.  Sam got into the driver’s seat, with Danny laid out in the back. 
“So,” said Tucker, climbing in after them.  “Anything else happen?”
“Think they got longer.”  Danny pulled off the beanie.  
“They did.  Yikes,” said Tucker.  He made a note on his PDA.  “That’s… fast.”
“Mmm,” said Danny.  He closed his eyes and ran his fingers up over the horns.  Another half inch, maybe?  They felt solid.  Heavy.
“What does it feel like when they grow like that?” asked Tucker.
“You know how when you’ve got a bad headache and you just want to break your skull open to let it out?”
“Yeah,” said Tucker, his tone one of morbid fascination.
“Feels like how you’d imagine breaking your skull open would feel.”
“Oh.  Ow.”
“You said you had something that would show us how to find this ghost?” asked Sam.  
“Yeah.”
“You want to use it?”
“Okay,” said Danny.  “Okay, yeah.”  He took the little bow out of his pocket.  “Here we go.”  He pinched the end of the ribbon between his fingers and pulled.  The ribbon swirled in the air, lengthening, the bell growing larger.  One end looped around Danny’s neck, tying itself into a bow there.  The other end stretched away, out the Speeder door and into the portal.  
“Holy crap,” said Sam.  “That’s not ominous.  I’m starting forward.  Tell me if it decides to strangle you or anything.”
“Are you sure you’re not turning into a sheep?”
“No, I’m not, Tucker.  This came with the same guidebook as being half ghost.”
“No need to snap,” said Tucker.  He very deliberately put his hands on his knees.  
“...  You can check my hair if you want.”
“Cool,” said Tucker, eagerly reaching forward to gently rub Danny’s head.  “It is pretty fluffy.”  He pulled his hand back.  
“Mmm no,” said Danny.  “Keep going.”
“Huh?”
“Felt good.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, like a head massage.”
“Are you sure?”
“Tucker, my head is killing me.  I’ll do any–”  He moaned as the horns grew larger, thickening and curving backward, some quirk of proprioception telling him where they were.  It didn’t hurt quite as much as before, the pressure relief the larger part of the sensation.  
“Eep!” said Tucker, snatching back his hand.  “They’re growing really fast.  You know, one of my cousins did 4H with goats, and she said that they cut off the horns, so they wouldn’t hurt people…  Or grow back into the goat’s skull.”
“That is exactly the image I needed, Tuck, thanks.”
“It’s a legitimate concern!”
The inside pressure started to come back, and Danny actually found himself wishing his horns would grow, so that it would stop for just a second.  The outside pressure they exerted right now was faint, but maybe it would grow as they got bigger and heavier?
An ectoblast splashed against the windshield, followed shortly after by a missile.  The Speeder spun wildly, making Danny’s vision white out.  
“Skulker!” yelled Sam, when she got the Speeder back under control.  She slammed the auto-fire button.  
Danny knew that wouldn’t be enough.  He hauled himself to his feet and went ghost.  The light of his transformation made him waver, but, blessedly, his horns grew, easing the pain.  He threw open the door and flew out.  
It evolved that ghost fighting was very difficult when every sound made your head ring like a bell and every movement made your vision sparkle.  Still, Danny thought he did a passable job until the net.  
And the tranquilizer dart.  
.
When Danny woke up, he still had his skin attached, which wasn’t a given when dealing with Skulker.  Blearily, he surveyed his surroundings.  He was in a cage, and not a big one.  Surprisingly, the ribbon was still around his neck.  Outside, he could see numerous other cages, some filled, some empty - Skulker’s menagerie.  
Skulker himself was sitting at a table, attacking the long end of the ribbon with a pair of large scissors that emerged from a slot in his suit.  He had what looked like the remains of a lunch there (Danny decided not to think too hard about the logistics of that) and a large keyring.  
Sam and Tucker were nowhere to be seen.  Hopefully, they had gotten away.    
“So,” said Danny, hoarsely.  “You change your mind on the whole skinning me thing?”
“Not until those horns stop growing,” said Skulker.
“Why?  What do they do?”  Something the shepherdess had said about people stealing her sheep tickled at his memory.  What made these horns so valuable?
Skulker scoffed.  “What can’t they do?” he asked.  “Shape one into an instrument, and it’s a weapon of perfect sonic destruction, or a call for aid that can reach across time itself.  Grind them into a powder, and they’re a medicine that will heal all ills and ensure peaceful sleep.  Put a morsel of food or drop of drink in one, and it becomes an endless cornucopia.”  He turned away from his attempts to cut the ribbon.  “Which is why they’ll make such a great trophy.”
A digital tweedle sounded from Skulker’s arm.  He looked down at the glowing display.  “What!  No!  No!  I refuse to check out that book agai–”  Skulker’s rockets activated, shooting him up through the ceiling.  
Tucker’s work.  So, at least he was okay.  Now, Danny just had to take advantage of it.  
The keys.  One of them probably fit the lock on this cage.  Danny just had to get them.  For a human, they’d be thoroughly out of reach.
But Danny wasn’t human.  
Danny’s telekinesis was trash.  He never used it in battle.  The number of ghosts he’d used it in front of could be counted on with one hand.  It was still telekinesis.  
He stretched his hand through the bars of the cage, and reached for the keys.  He focused.  Hard.  Harder.  A green glow formed around his hand and the keys, and then–
His headache spiked, and was immediately soothed by his growing horns.   Still, he’d lost his concentration.  The keys had moved only an inch.  
This was going to be slow going.  
Bit by little bit, Danny got the keys off the table and pulled them across the floor.  The swell and ebb of his headache as he drew on his telekinesis made him feel dizzy, disoriented, and the way his horns curved solidly around the back of his skull, close enough to feel on his hair, was oddly grounding, but not in a way that helped him focus on anything but them.  The bases of the horns were huge, now, pushing back into his hairline, almost touching his eyebrows.  They were heavy, and made him one to rest his head on something.  Someone’s lap, maybe.
When the keys were close enough, Danny took off one of his boots and used it to pull them the rest of the way to the cage.  He fumbled through them, trying each one against the lock until it finally clicked open and he was able to crawl out.  
He stumbled to the other occupied cages, letting the other captives out one by one.  Sometimes, he got a whisper of thanks.  More often, he got a swipe of claws or teeth.  More importantly, the freed animals and prisoners were loud, making all sorts of calls and wrecking Skulker’s lair.  Danny’s headache built to blackout levels again, and the next thing he knew he was floating in the Ghost Zone, far away from any island.  
He breathed deeply, and felt his horns just barely brush against the corners of his jaw.  The bell at his neck jingled.  Had he heard it do that before?
Sam and Tucker… He had to find them.  But a pretty, frilly, pink ribbon stretched out in front of him, into the green.  He wanted to follow it.  It wanted him to follow it.  His head hurt so much it was hard to think.  
He started to drift in the direction of the ribbon, then stopped.  No…  The ribbon…  The ribbon was from the shepherdess.  The shepherdess who caused this.  The shepherdess who… who had given him the horns which were helping him with his headache.  The nice shepherdess, who had rubbed his head and said he was helpful.  Who had given him the ribbon and the bell.  Why shouldn’t he go to her?
But Sam and Tucker, they were out here, weren’t they?  He stopped again, trying to think.  It was hard when every thought brought with it such terrible pain.  Pain eased by the equally distracting relief and pleasure of his growing horns.  
What had they been doing?  They had been in the Speeder together, Tucker had been rubbing Danny’s head, and then…  They got lost?  Separated?  Something to do with Skulker.  Before that, they had been…  Going to see the shepherdess together.  
So, Danny should go to the shepherdess.  If they were all going to the same spot, they would meet up there.  
There was something wrong with that thought.  
Right.  He stopped flying forward.  The bell jingled again, insistently.  Sam and Tucker didn’t know how to find the shepherdess.  They had been following the ribbon together.  Plus, the Speeder might have been wrecked.  Danny didn’t remember.  
He was a bad friend.  
He reached for the weird little part inside himself that never seemed to get lost in the Ghost Zone, and bullied it into retracing his steps.  
By the time he spotted the Speeder, damaged, but still functional, puttering towards him, the bell at his neck was ringing constantly, unbearably, even when he put his hand on it.  The horns had grown up along his cheeks, looping back to almost touch their bases, taking out a fair chunk of his peripheral vision, a little like horse blinders.
He flew into the Speeder, crying, and hugged first Sam, then Tucker.  Their voices, concerned, washed over him, soothingly, but didn’t register as words.  
“Can you rub my head?” Danny asked.  “Please?”
“... Sure, man.”
.
“I think I see them.”
Danny looked up to see what Sam might be talking about, and saw, against the green, a little pink dot followed by three little white dots.  As they came closer, Danny could make out more detail.  Including the way that the other end of his ribbon was tied firmly to the shepherdess’s staff.  
“Yeah,” he said.  “That’s her.”
The shepherdess flew up to the Speeder door and knocked.  Sam and Tucker exchanged a glance, and both of them checked their weapons before nodding.  Sam hit the automatic door release button.  
“I’m sorry it took me so long to find you,” said the shepherdess, peeking in.  She was a bit too large to entirely fit through the door.  “I was almost home when the ribbon reached me, and I couldn’t hear the bell– Oh, heavens.”  Her hand flew to her mouth.  
“So,” said Tucker, tightly.  “You can see we have a problem.”
“Oh, dear.  Oh, dear.”  Her hand fluttered.  “You are the one who helped me today!”
“Mhm,” said Danny.  
“I’m terribly sorry.  I didn’t mean for this to happen.  If I had known you were liminal, I would never have risked it!  Even then…”
“Risked what?” asked Sam.  
“I noticed the poor dear had a headache, and I thought I could soothe it a little,” said the shepherdess.  “If I had known he was liminal…  It’s the conditions of the horns, you see.  One must be a ghost who eats, for the power of cornucopia, who sleeps, for the power of medicine, and has a sound based power, for the power of instruments.  How do you feel, little lamb?”
Danny felt Sam and Tucker tense.  “Bad,” he said.  “Hurts.”
“How do we stop it?” asked Sam.  “How do we get rid of them?”
“You can’t, I’m afraid.  Even if you cut them off, they will grow back.  But it’s the headache that fuels them, the first time.  They will stop when it runs out.”
Mixed feelings swirled inside Danny.  He liked his horns.  They were… nice.  Solid.  But there was a reason he shouldn’t have them.  He knew it.  But there was so much pressure in his head that there really wasn’t room for other thoughts.  
“I will take full responsibility, of course,” continued the shepherdess, “and I will make sure you two make it back home.”
“Wait, hold up, what do you mean, us two?” said Tucker.  
“The little lamb will be staying with me, of course.  The lengths some people will go to for the powers of the horns are horrible.”
“So you are trying to turn him into a sheep.”
“Only the horns are inside my power.  I only mean that I would welcome him into my home and protect him.”
“Uh, no,” said Sam.  “Danny’s going to stay with us.  He can protect himself.”
The shepherdess looked at Danny’s sprawled form dubiously.  
“When he isn’t in pain because of something you did,” clarified Sam.  “We’re not letting you kidnap him so you can take ‘responsibility.’  Either help him here or let him go.”
Something ugly flashed across the shepherdess’s features.  “There is one thing I can do.  Come here, little lamb.”  
Danny crawled to the door, evading Tucker’s hands with intangibility.  The shepherdess reached in and took hold of Danny’s horns.  She tilted his head first one way, then the other.  It was easy for Danny to be compliant, the horns acting as a kind of lever for his head.  
He felt his horns twist and lengthen under her touch, pain out of his head and into them.  It felt good.  
Then she stopped, and Danny could think again.  His thoughts were clear, if beaten, and he startled backwards.  His head felt incredibly heavy, and he reached up to feel curled horns that were at least as big as those on the shepherdess’s sheep.  They blocked off the sides of his vision, giving his field of view a tunneled, focused effect.  
“Danny,” said Sam, “are you okay?”
Sound was different, too.  Just a tiny bit muffled.  
“Yeah,” he said, weakly.  “I’m okay.  It- It doesn’t hurt anymore.”
“I wish you would let me do more than that,” said the shepherdess.  She untied her end of Danny’s ribbon from her staff, and it shrunk back into the tiny bow it had been before dropping into Danny’s hands.  “But you know how to find me if you change your mind, or if the hunters become too much for you.  I would love to welcome you as one of my lambs.”  She paused, then said to Tucker, “Not a literal lamb. Until then…”  She bowed away from the Speeder, and began flying away.  
“Great,” said Sam, “now what?”
Danny gingerly touched his horns.  They still didn’t feel bad.  They felt, bizarrely, too natural.  
“Now we go to the Far Frozen and get a second opinion,” said Danny.  “If, uh.  That’s okay with you guys?  How long have we been here, anyway?”
“Long enough that we’re probably going to miss the test.  And be grounded forever,” said Tucker.  “But you can’t exactly go home like that.  What would you even say?”
“That a ghost did it.”
.
“Danny!  Sam!  Tucker!  What happened to you?”  The voices of their parents (and Danny’s sister) overlapped in near-harmony.  
Danny, Sam, and Tucker looked at each other, then said all together, “A ghost did it.”
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the west wing, 20 hours in america, sentence starter meme.
You know the story about the guy whose cars gets stuck in a muddy hole. A farmer comes along and says he'll pull the car out of the mud but he's going to have to charge 50 bucks 'cause this is the tenth time he's had to pull it out of the mud today. The driver says, "God, when to you have time to plow your land, at night?" The farmer says, "No, no. Nighttimeis when I fill the whole with water."
Why aren't you there?
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Stepped on it.
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Speaking of health and fitness...
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It's a-a common mistake.
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Several of the men I've dated haven't yet gotten over their fear of frogs.
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As a matter of fact, I did. I was planning a quiet night...
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Let me get you home. I don't think you're going to make it.
Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright.
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