I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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Human: *crying, in pain, experiencing minor neurological symptoms* This is delicious, what's in it?
Alien: ...our strongest, deadliest poison.
Human: How much for a bottle to send home? My mom would absolutely love it.
Alien: If you let a team of our finest scientists deliver it and study her reaction, it's free.
Human: Sweet, I'm sure she'd be up for that, let me give her a call--
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-the bookshop-
aziraphale: *pacing*
crowley: *enters*
aziraphale, exasperated: where have you been?
crowley, confused: I thought you said-
aziraphale: I need your help
crowley, suspicious: okay…
aziraphale, wringing his hands: whilst you were gone, mr brown visited and he…well, he made it clear he wanted to…take me out on a date
crowley, bitter: I see
aziraphale, clears his throat: I, um, to get out of it I-I told him……..you’re my husband
crowley, raises his eyebrows: you did what?
aziraphale, flustered: I panicked! I didn’t know what else to say. he was rather persistent
crowley: so what…we have to act like we’re married around him?
aziraphale, dismissive: oh, I wouldn’t worry. I doubt he’ll be back anytime soon
mr brown, enters: hey mr fell-
aziraphale: *grabs crowley’s face and kisses him*
mr brown, coughs: err, sorry to interrupt…
aziraphale, lets crowley go: oh, sorry, mr brown, we didn’t see you there
mr brown, awkward: yeah just…forgot my hat
crowley, dazed: do you want to stay for dinner?
aziraphale, hisses: crowley!
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When Danny enters the Fenton portal for the very first time, he still trips and shocks himself but at the same time damages the inside of the portal enough that it can’t sustain itself past the point of changing Danny’s molecules.
The electricity and damage done to both Danny and the portal isn’t something Danny, Sam, and Tucker can cover up and his parents find out immediately. They’re more concerned about their son then the portal (they have the blueprints for the portal and can rebuild it later but can’t replace their son if something happened to him) and go through a lot of things emotions regarding the existence of ghost human hybrids.
Danny’s new biology could easily be passed as meta human traits. Unfortunately President Lex Luther had just recently passed laws against meta humans. Meaning they can’t risk people find out about Danny’s new powers, at all. The Fentons decide that Danny should live with one of Maddie or Jacks relatives off grid until he can control his new abilities better.
luckily Jacks sister, Martha, and her husband have experience with a super powered child and after their son moved to the city could probably use a hand on their farm. All Jack needed to do was call.
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