#ham don't look

[lakesbian]

if you think about it. it's really funny in a fucked up tragic way that aisha told taylor brian went to go live in a cabin. like she really lost everything. she really lost everything and just hit the Fuck It point in life. like sure, i'll tell taylor that, fuck it. she really looked taylor straight in the eye and straightfacedly went "Yes. My brother, Brian, is still alive. He went to live on a nice farm upstate. He has lots of fresh grass to run around in. They feed him every day. He has all the punching bags he could ever punch for when he's feeling angsty and emotionally repressed. He gets to fill out taxes and apply for mortgages on a regular basis as enrichment. They let him listen to his Linkin Park CDs as loud as he wants. He even has his sad rebound girlfriend with him. He's free and happy on the farm upstate." it's like taylor's pet hamster got ran over by a car but nobody wanted to tell taylor because if she found out she would go stand in front of a moving car herself except instead of a hamster it's brian. and instead of a moving car it's jesus. and taylor BOUGHT it. she BOUGHT it. she really thought her hamster didn't get squished. she thinks her hamster is off playing board games in a fucking cabin. taylor really sees aisha going [clenches fist] i hope this fucking sucks for scion. because of when my bro... (stops bc she realizes taylor is right there and doesn't know jesus threw the sun at brian) and taylor's still like. Ah yes, when he got Bonesawed :) I'm sure you're not bringing him up in response to seeing jesus for any particular reason! He's happy and free upstate :). it's SO fucking...😭 taylor brian and aisha man. Man.

#scarf don't look #parahumans #ham don't look

[salamispots]

more various sea angel friend stuff

#sketchbook stuff #traditional #artists on tumblr #don't particularly like the siphonophore one but we're posting it anyway #muffled laugh #the big siphonophore one went a little too ham on the oil pastels but figured out the look I wanted #was watercolor wash and then color pencils with some minor pastels #edit: oH I forgot these were sitting in my drafts for like uh... #squints #at least half a year maybe hSAHA #wanna draw more in my sketchbook again

[tshortik]

I love you messy artstyle i love you visible brush strokes I love you textures and rough edges I love you imperfections I love you roughness and colour blobs I love you scratchy sketches and bold stylisation and dirt and imperfections I love you ugly and raw emotion!!!!! ❤️

#i talk sometimes #art talk #i made a tweet like this on twatter ages ago but i've been feeling this a lot lately #also this is the start of me writing more on this blog and not only using it as art because who cares!! i don't!! #I wanna translate raw emotion into colors and shapes. I wanna know where to ignore all details and where to go ham you feel me? #i used to dream about developing a style like for MtG where it looked like a masterful oil painting that oozes realism and details #and i've realised the last two years or so that I would actually hate that for me. I know I wouldn't enjoy doing it. For myself. #it's that pipeline from wanting to be the perfect realistic wotc artist to accepting that I will never be that #instead i wanna learn how to stylise better and get a good brush economy going yknow. I wanna be bolder. #i doubt i'll ever be as incredible as all these MtG artists no matter what anyone says. but it's ok!! i don't have to be!!! #i just luv art man!!

[ejga-ostja]

Just Dance night at the Van Eck mansion

#six of crows #six of crows fanart #grishaverse #grishaverse fanart #kaz brekker #matthias helvar #nina zenik #jesper fahey #leigh bardugo #based on that one tiktok #smth silly bc i am in owed art hell x_x #i only went to draw this bc i wanted to draw kaz in a dancing queen shirt tbh #also #i kinda sorta don't wanna draw jesper in anything other than a crop top now #HE LOOKS SO GOOD #nor do i wanna draw matthias in anything other than an elsa frozen tshirt bc #it just makes sense ok #pls appreciate nina's shorts btw i went ham on them #and jesper's sweatpants are what i saw a lady on the bus wearing once #i had a lot of fun w this can you tell

[fiepige]

More Hobie (and spider-gang/team) GIFs!!!

#I had to edit some of these to make them small enough for tumblr but it worked! the file size was too big before #I don't really have a special occasion to post these so enjoy a collection of miscellaneous GIFs I've been making cause I think they're nea #I just adore Hobie so much I could look at him all day <3 #but also the way Pav is animated in the 4th GIF is just *chef's kiss* #hobie brown #spider punk #gwen stacy #spider gwen #miles morales #spider man #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #peter b parker #margo kess #spider noir #penni parker #spider ham #my post #my gif #my gifs

[natsukiconnerva]

Okay since I'm in Zosan hell rn. Here's an AU idea I cooked up based on @/7Shizuka9's Isekai Au on Twitter.

So in this story, Zoro was competing against Mihawk in a famous Kendo competition. He manages to get into the semi-finals and come face to face with Mihawk but unfortunately lost, only to win in second place with an injury on his chest. Zoro, feeling like he broke his promise to Kuina all those years ago (and being a dramatic ass/sore loser) overstrains himself in hospital and dies.

Suddenly when Zoro wakes up, he finds himself transported into a romance visual novel and he, you guessed it, is the main protagonist. Meaning like ants attracted to a puddle of honey, all the girls are throwing themselves at him. And he hates it because:

1. He's awkward and an ass

2. He's thinks about Kendo and only kendo (i.e. he doesn't even know how to open the goddamn game menu)

3. He's gay. EXTREMELY GAY.

So for one person, this scenario could be heaven, but for Zoro, it's an equivalent to Dante's Inferno and he's not having a good time.

But for every demon comes a guardian angel and his shining light is Sanji Blackleg: His classmate and love rival in the game.

Except he's not a guardian angel. Because to Zoro, he's a douchebag to all of the guys, including him. So naturally, he hates Sanji's guts and the feeling is mutual on blondie's side too (because Zoro is goddamn cockblock)

At first these guys can't stand each other. They argue in the halls, in class, on cleaning day. It's a nonstop bickering and punching match for these two.

But everything changed once Zoro saw Sanji giving a bento box to a homeless kid on the street, snacks to the school's gardener, and finally, giving Zoro some handmade rice balls himself after Zoro's stomach growled from not eating anything since his reincarnation.

So to make amends, Zoro subtly makes attempts to get the girls to pursue Sanji instead of him. Sanji takes notice of this and confronts him about it. Zoro replies with:

"Because if anyone deserves someone, that'd be you Curly."

And since then, they try to help each other out, Zoro putting a good word for Sanji (albeit terribly) and Sanji pursuing the girls.

Their pursuits don't go so well (The game unfortunately makes the girls go "Urk!" when they see him) and it comes to a point where one girl rejects Sanji's advances completely and throws Sanji's home-made bento box to the ground.

Zoro, annoyed and upset that their hard work has gone to waste, eats the ruined bento from the ground and eats it in front of Sanji to cheer him up.

And Sanji with his cheeks flushed, angrily shouts at Zoro for eating like an animal and offers him to go to a famous ramen place, his treat.

*cue more shojo shenanigans insue*

I might make more but you'll get this for now lol

#zosan #one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zs #i don't know what to call this honestly so go ham on the titles #shout out to 7Shizuka9 for this idea btw #if you wanna look at the original prompt go to Shizuka's page on Twitter #i might make a part two but who knows lol

[petit-papillion]

I can't help but play devil's advocate in my head whenever I see those Charles stats because yes, he's absolutely incredible, alongside the greats, but I imagine all the anti-Charles comments coming in going, "well front row starts aren't wins, so it's a useless stat".

And I started thinking, when has Carlos ever had a seemingly 'useless' stat that was positive about his results? Did he have a streak of consistency? Because I can't think of any.

Charles might have a lot of front row, pole positions, top 5 stats that people undermine, but it's a hell of a lot more than what the other drivers on the grid have. He's undeniably one of the most talented drivers.

Sure, I see where people are coming from when they say useless stats, points are earned in the race, etc. But if they're calling him out for being inconsistent: qualifying front row 7x in a row is a stat showing them the opposite. Unfortunately, I think he's made it look easy, and people just can't accept that he is working miracles in cars that don't necessarily have that pace over 50-60 laps.

And if Charles doesn't put it on pole/front row, he gets team orders to sit back during the race and not overtake (even if he has better race pace), and then he is called out for not being aggressive enough, and Ferrari firing the wrong driver, etc., etc. Mind you, when he did try to pass Carlos in Monza, people were also up in arms calling him too agggressive and risking both cars getting taken out, so he can't please people no matter what he does.

Here are just some of the things I've seen people spout recently:

I agree with you, Anon, Charles is incredibly talented, and despite some abysmal years at Ferrari under Binotto, he has achieved more than most of his peers on the grid. However, I think the expectations of Charles are extremely high, especially being a Ferrari driver. And unless we were able to compare each F1 driver's abilities to one another with all of them driving the same car, there will always be "but's". "But Alex cannot possibly win in a Williams." "But the McLaren is not as fast as the Ferrari." "But George could win as much as Max if he was in a Red Bull." Etc.

And despite him easily outperforming so many of the drivers he competed with before coming to F1, I think Charles is always going to be compared to Max. Who is also undeniably talented, but who also had a very driven dad who pushed him to train incredibly hard, who had connections & funds, plus F1 insider knowledge, all allowing Max to jump ahead and gain way more experience at a lot faster rate than his peers. And when Max is considered the standard Charles has to live up to, even getting P2 in WDC still gets you called "overrated" and "a mid-level driver".

#sorry anon i didn't quite answer your question in carlos useless stats #and still wrote an essay #i honestly don't know bec i am more focused on looking up charles stats #i don't think carlos is a bad driver at all #but what i have seen is that people seem to consider charles the level he has to acchieve #while they expect charles to reach the level of VER and HAM #charles leclerc #anon ask

[shhh-secret-time]

This...this Gunslinger Kyle fic may end up being a two parter.

God damn it.

#I just have so many ideas!! #friendship with one-shots OVER #multi chapter content is my friend now #no but the person who requested this has been so very kind to me #and if we look at my track record #if you are nice to me #I explode with love #so they deserve this #you do too person looking at my tags #kyle may be a little ooc #but I don't care #stupid sexy cowboy time #south park #sp fanfiction #south park x reader #reader insert #requests fuel me!! #I'M GOING HAM! #the ramblings of a mad woman #shh it's a secret

[nancywheeeler]

robert downey jr. is on track to be the jamie lee curtis of this awards season: a veteran actor showered with accolades even though they were outclassed by every other person in their movie

#charles melton died for this smh #i don't even mind jamie lee in everything everywhere all at once; at least she was game for anything #meanwhile rdj is such an embarrassing ham in oppenheimer #if alden ehrenreich is looking good next to you something is deeply wrong with your performance #pulling for a ryan or sterling upset #a shout into the void

[mechahero]

//I'M IN MY ELEMENT

#//was in the middle of checking on here and doing quests when the game updated #//it's all valentine's themed now #//so ofc i had to go ham and make an outfit to match #//honestly debated on having the rose sleeves but now i see they work very well with this! #//and also it helps to hide the fact that the neck area is bare bc i don't really have any neck accessories for it that look good #//also featuring one of the v day wing sets i have and yeah they're MASSIVE LMAO #//and now back to the level grind mines to prep for in game valentines stuff 😔 #backup log {ooc}

[lakesbian]

i really like how worm commits to making superpowered characters weird. i think in most superhero media, superpowered characters are largely distinct, normal individuals with powers tacked on like tools they can use. but in worm, having a power kind of inherently puts you to the left of being entirely human. in worm, the lines between the power and the person are blurred, both literally in terms of how shards work & in terms of how powers present themselves. you can’t have a power without it altering your relationship to your mind and body.

and the “relationship to your body” bit applies to almost all capes, not just the ones who have been physically altered by their powers! whenever the experience of having a (not physically altering) power is described, it‘s phrased as being some sort of additional sense or sensation in a way that is still inextricably connected to the cape’s physical self. imp’s power isn’t just “okay, i’m invisible now,” it’s “i can physically feel my power rolling over my skin and jabbing out into the air to push memories of me away.” 

the other examples i specifically have in mind here are skitter and regent. skitter’s power isn’t just “move the bugs and make them bite people,” they’re effectively a part of her. like additional limbs. she keeps functioning in fights when her human body is knocked the fuck out on the ground because the rest of her body--a million other little bodies--is still there to work with. the fact that she has millions of extra eyeballs at any given moment means it’s not actually so bad when the two of them that happen to be physically connected to her human body are blinded, which results in my favorite Worm Out Of Context ever:

and regent has one of my favorite subtle, uncanny examples of a power that seems like it shouldn’t alter the power-haver’s connection to their own body, but does anyway. in alec’s interlude, while he’s puppeting sophia, there’s a point where the undersiders get far away enough from her that it makes it more difficult for him to control her. he starts struggling to coordinate her movements.

the uncanny part is that he starts struggling to control his own body’s movements, as well. he puts his alec-self’s earbuds in so that he doesn’t have to talk to anyone, because he knows that if he did speak, he’d start stuttering and slurring his words from loss of physical control. sure, his alec-self is the body he’ll end up in when he’s done using his power, and his sophia-self was taken by force, so there’s obviously a distinction between the two, but that doesn’t make his alec-self easier to control. his power implicitly calls the separation between himself and the people he’s puppeting into question. he doesn’t get to have a “main” body he can control without effort, he has to divide his attention between each body and put concentration into moving each of them. in that way, his own body is placed in the same category as the bodies he’s hijacked. it’s Weird!

#worm #parahumans #scarf don't look #<- 4 the sake of my beloved scarlingdarling who will read worm soon #ham don't look #<- 4 the sake of my beloved hammietha who will read worm also #carefully controlling the narrative on ham's awareness of worm. #she knows abt jesus but she does not know that jesus starts getting real cute w/ it. #The Shitheads #worm spoilers

[metaphorthejesterdraws]

INKTOBER 2023 BEGINS OH BOY

Oct 1 | Dream

(UNDERTALE SPOILER WARNING)

so!! this is actually my sixth year doing Inktober (my first was 2018), and...not once have i done it the way i think it's intended. well i mean in 2019 and 2020 i did do digital "ink" drawings but i got veeeeeery tired of my lineart very fast.

as such! since then i've just done basically whatever for each day! some days its a doodle some days its a comic and some days its whatever i want it to be. i get a lot less burnt-out that way and i enjoy it more so e h

with that in mind though since i'm technically not following the actual rules of inktober (just the prompts) i wont be tagging any of these as inktober. guess you all get random scribbles for 31 days lol

anyhow if you've seen my rampaging undertale obsession i don't think i need to explain how i came up with this art lol

theres also a short process video! (flash warning - it flashes at the end)

#do NOT expect all of my inktobers to look this detailed #i just sorta went ham with the paintbrushes again #for fun #cause that's the whole point #this is supposed to be Fun not Draining so i do what i want with my art lol #undertale #undertale spoilers #frisk #asriel dreemurr #tw eyestrain #i don't know?? #it seems kinda bright so i'll stick that warning here anyhow #tw flashing #also putting that there just in case

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🤠CHONKY TONK HUNK🤠

#I mean when Wes lets the thighs out and accessorizes with a purdy cowboy hat we all win okay #LET'S APPRECIATE THEM HAMS YA'LL #I WANNA SLAP'EM AND GRIP'EM. MAKE'EM JIGGLE AND ROLL. #I WANNA BURY MY FACE BETWEEN'EM AND HAVE HIM SUFFOCATE ME OKAY......... OKAY!!!!! #and don't get me started with the dad socks + sock garter combo🥵 #Look at the way bby girl with the thicc legs sits all pretty with them crossed. #as a fellow thicc thighed girl I can relate to Wesley in this way and I appreciate him so much for it. #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Black Light Burns #down the rabbit hole

[saviourkingslut]

no but watching napoleon with a bunch of historians and my principal supervisor was there and they were like what did you think about the movie and i said i had my eyes closed for parts of it bc it was so boring and they were like 'what!' and i had to backtrack like a madman vs my daily supervisor being thoroughly unimpressed by the movie like i was and spending 10 mins with me talking shit about it

#my daily was like 'i had expected it to have much more spectacle like a grand opera but what we got was so bland' i was like yeah same hat #i genuinely do not understand how people find this movie entertaining in any way #it has to be a special achievement that you can make austerlitz And the russian invasion And waterloo boring af #curry rambles #and i don't like the characterisation of napoleon at all and i could tell my daily supervisor didn't either #it's like yeah irl he hated women and he was a corsican upstart but also this movie guy was a complete caricature #zero charm no charisma he was just there to look grumpy all the time. i felt absolutely nothing at the sight of him in any scene #and for a movie that goes all ham on napoleon's misogynism. josephine was literally just there as a tool to leverage that #she had no role for herself whatsoever she was just a sex object. which like. is supremely ironic #also the movie tried to be funny and failed miserably every time #im not even going to touch on the entirety of this movie being historically inaccurate bc other people have done that already but yeah

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

#pete ham #badfinger #believe me #top of the pops #totp #1971 #did i FORGET to post these ones when i did this video #or #did i make the decision not to post them #i DON'T KNOW #i was just watching it and looking through my gifs and i was like hey wait a second #and these aren't even the only ones that i didn't post?? #i am watching his lips while he sings #also laughing a little bit #i love him #so much #very much

[befuddled-calico-whump]

design drop for the one and only Firebrand

the centerpiece is the "photo" they have of her on Titanium's website. There's a 'meet our heroes' tab, and Akeela is not at all big on being in the public eye, so when the media manager said, "pose for your picture!" she was like "wtf am I supposed to do"

Wildefire Masterlist

#her hair glows when she's going ham #so do her eyes #but she has a lot of training to help her control #she's probably in the city's top 100 bracket as far as sheer power goes #the beads are a weapon cause she can super heat them and use them as projectiles #i plan on doing the whole team #Overkast may be next #akeela/firebrand #wildefire ref #wildefire #superhero oc #heroes and villains #man i love her #'why don't you look more cheery for your photo?' 'no'