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freaksstar · 29 days

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jake finds out about your little hobby hc (part 3)!

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pairing: jake x fem!reader

wc: 600

genre: fluff, hc (if you wanna consider it a genre)

warnings: n/a

a/n: back from taking a few days off! as promised, jake's hc on this prompt :) might not write for the next few days as I have to get ready for some presentations and tests, but just wanted to get this out here today! if you guys ever wanna know when a new series or part of something is coming out, i'll be sure to post updates every now and then on those subject! ty for reading, and enjoy <3 ALSO!! happy april fools day n txt cb!! i love deja vu sm im so proud of our babies <3

↳ m.list for series

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when you both had first started dating, jake was quick to catch onto something he hadn't really expected from you, but nonetheless, it was adorable. you'd leave tiny teacup size plants around your shared apartment.

it wasn't obvious at first, but slowly he started to notice the crumbs of dirt here and there, and right next to said crumbs of dirt, he'd find small plants.

they were adorable! he didn't mention them at first, letting months go by as he'd quietly watch you water and coo at them as you dust off their fragile leaves, acting as if they were your children.

now that he thought about it, it was something he should've expected from you. you were a caring person, after all, so seeing you take care of small sprouts and vines reflected how you'd take care of him.

slowly but surely, he found himself caring for the plants when you were off at work too. the days he got back early from practice, he'd make sure to water all the plants around the apartment - which there were many of - so you could relax once you got home.

"mm, baby, lemme go water the plants real quick." you'd murmur one day after a recharging embrace provided by jake. his hugs always brought some life back into you on days specially like this, when you were stressed and exhausted.

"already did it for you love. dinner's ready too." he'd mumble as he hugged you a bit tighter, pressing a soft kiss to your head. you'd stay still for a few moments, the words still processing through your overworked brain.

"wait- huh??? you already watered them?" you'd ask in disbelief, craning your neck up to catch sight of the small smile adorning his lips.

"yeah baby. is it really that unbelievable that I would would take care of your plants? i'm hurt." he'd murmur, pouting, all just to see your reaction. his sweet little dove.

"no, no, of course not, I just... thank you, love." you'd whisper, pressing a light kiss to his neck in a silent way of showing your gratitude. small things like this that he did for you really just made your day.

and so when you came home one day and he led you up the stairs to your apartment's rooftop... wow, you would've never expected this.

flowers and crates decorated the floor of the concrete roof, bags of dirt and shovels in a corner, and when you looked up, you'd realized he'd strung up lights from each side of the roof on wooden dowels. all for you.

and for some reason - maybe because you were a sentimental person at heart, or just a crybaby - you broke into tears. cried and cried in his arms, until the two of you would be laughing on the ground as he kissed your tears away.

for jake, he just loved showing his love for you through actions and words, and it seemed his efforts had paid off.

so for the next few months, the two of you would spend time on the rooftop, planting new flowers and vines, and he'd occasionally bring layla, his dog, with you guys too (at least, when he could convince the land lord to let her in).

every month, you'd also both have a picnic, a blanket on the floor to shield your skin from the rough texture of the concrete, strawberries passed to one another, before lips met, and all you could taste afterwards was strawberries and him.

that's all you needed after all - just him.

and he could say the same for you.

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tysm for reading! happy april fools day once again and txt cb lolll, i hope you liked this <3 i really love jake sm, he's so sweet. also can't get that one cowboy edit of him out of my mind lmao its so addicting. anyways, ilysm!! ill post the next part to this series soon <3

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br1ghtestlight · 6 months

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ranking all bob's burgers holiday episodes except in different categories to be fair to the holidays i don't care about <3

VALENTINES DAY

v for valentine-detta (AMAZING episode so funny and the introduction of nat who is iconic!!! also adorable subplot w/ bob and gene. not even really about romance)

can't buy me math (SOOO FUNNY tina and darryl have the best dynamic their fake dating was so stupid. don't even remember what bob and linda did in this episode tbh but im sure it was cute)

bob actually (super cute episode!!! jimmy jr and tina are so nerdy/adorable and i love rudy and louise's kiss. bob and linda were cute too <3 don't really care abt gene's subplot with the cafeteria lady but its not bad or anything and i prefer it to him having an actual romance subplot)

my fuzzy valentine (i actually forgot this episode existed bcuz i don't rewatch early seasons very often but its cute!!!! it has the kids wearing raincoats and jumping in puddles so it automatically gets an A+ from me)

the gene and courtney show (I FORGOT THIS WAS A VALENTINES DAY EPISODE LMAO its actually very sweet and genuine?? i think gene and courtney work better as friends but their relationship was very cute and gene's song for courtney was an actual 10/10. your hearts not broken its only growing 😭😭💕)

romancing the beef (this episode is okay!!! fun to rewatch and i love gene and louise's hijinks when serving the customers and their slow dance song Also the origin of the iconic arm hair line from linda and teddy. this is also the lastest appearance of hugo when will he return home from the war <\3)

ferry on my wayward bob and linda (a late addition because for some reason this episode isnt listed as a valentines day episode on the wiki??? idk i enjoyed bob and linda they were cute :) and i loved jen's stupid boyfriend and his stupid voice that subplot was. soo)

bed, bob and beyond (this episode being last makes it seem like i don't like it very much BUT ACTUALLY I THINK ITS A SUPER INTERESTING EPISODE I DONT REALLY GET THE HATE bob and linda having an actual argument is something we rarely see and it was interesting to see how the kids responded to it and also everything with the broken bed makes me laugh for some reason. we love dirty laundry and broken beds in this household)

HALLOWEEN EPISODES

the apple gore-chard but not scary (no real reason this episode is my favorite i just dont care abt most of the halloween episodes and this episode is VERY silly and fun. loved bob and louise going on a field trip together and gene/tina/louise's absolutely ridiculous costume like What is their problem)

the pumpkinening (a gayle episode where she's actually pretty okay and not the antagonist wow?? also i love having a peak into her and linda's high school years and their pumpkin smashing. very fun episode honestly my favorite to rewatch ALSO GAYLE AND LINDA SAY I LOVE YOU TO EACH OTHER AND GAYLE SAYS OF COURSE SHE CARES ABOUT LINDA AND WANTS HER TO BE HAPPY THEYRE SISTERS <33)

tina and the real ghost (FULLY unhinged episode but very funny i love louise lying about the ghost and tina's extremely fake ghost boyfriend. bob immediately knowing that louise was lying bcuz she is her Fathers Daughter. also jimmy jr and zeke were great in this episode love their philosophical debate about life after death)

the hauntening (GREAT episode i love the family working together to scare louise!!! truly a worthy successor to what an (april) fool believes but everytime i rewatch it all i can think about is how louise has been obviously scared SO MANY TIMES in episodes before this so her saying she's never been scared before is just straight up lying. like she faced Death she had a gun to her head cmon now.... but also it kinda makes sense that a nine year old would lie about that it feels very in character. cute episode)

heartbreak hotel-oween (this is such a weird episode i feel like everybody forgets it exists?? teddy linda and bob's subplot is a little gross but the story about the woman and her dead boyfriend who she tries to summon every halloween like GIRL WHAT???? idk its such a weird sad pathetic episode im kind of obsessed with it. how did they even come up w/ that one and why was it a 70s halloween party. many questions)

teen-a-witch (WE GOT MR AMBROSE IN THIS EPISODE HELL YEAH‼️‼️ other than that not very memorable but louise and gene's relationship w/ tina in this episode was very sweet they're great siblings But also they did use her magic to cheat on their homework and get free tater tots at school.....)

nightmare on ocean avenue street (not a bad episode i just forget it exists sometimes LOL but teddy's extremely gay subplot with the handyman was hilarious and the kids were cute too. easy episode to rewatch around halloween without it being too freaky)

the wolf of wharf street (THIS EPISODE IS SO??? love teddy's sexy nurse costume and kinda's cher costume?? gene is my favorite fruity boy. there are some good jokes but otherwise not an episode i think abt too often)

full bars (gun to my head i couldnt tell you a SINGLE thing about this episode i haven't ever rewatched it so it feels almost unfair putting it on this list bcuz i don't remember much?? they went to king's head island and bob accidentally killed teddy's pet rodent or smth. probably not a bad episode and i believe this was the first introduction of king's head island which eventually gave us sasha and ducan so of course i can't hate it)

pig trouble in little tina (this episode is so WEIRD like not bad and i think the hayride is kinda cute but the dead pig corpse.... god that fucking corpse haunts me)

fort night (dont like millie in this episode AT ALL and don't like how they almost die and nobody gives a fuck. don't like bob and linda in this episode who don't care that their kids never came home for their costume and get passive aggressive about it when they were KIDNAPPED???? don't like millie in general and this was her first appearance. but i think their box fort was pretty cute and i would like to see it again, plus all the neighborhood kids hanging out together was fun)

MOTHERS DAY EPISODES

amelia (IT TECHNICALLY COUNTS OKAY IT WAS AIRED AS A MOTHERS DAY EPISODE anyway maybe one of my favorite episodes of the entire series so heartfelt and beautiful. louise's presentation + exploration of cultural misogyny + the ending song make this episode an absolute killer and an amazing season finale)

sauce side story (it was a tough call between this and mo mommy mo problems but i LOVED learning more about linda's family history and gayle was so great in this episode. still obsessed with gayle pretending to be their mom its so funny this episode is so good)

mo mommy mo problems (cute episode!!! for some reason i really appreciate the detail of the snack bar inside the ferry in this episode and the seating area bcuz i have taken MANY many ferries and boats in my life and i rarely see that aspect of island culture represented in media?? very unhinged ending with the squirrel blood SHE PEELS THEM LIKE FRUIT ROLL UPS but overall a sweet episode every character is so likeable and fun!!!! also just a hilarious episode tbh)

mom, lies and videotape (fun episode!! not really too much to say about it bcuz it was another three stories type episode but the kids were very cute and i loved gene's REAL performance where he was out of synch for literally every line of that song. god bless America. also louise's fictional play was very fun you can tell how much they all love and respect linda <3)

tell me dumb good thing (not a bad episode but the main storyline was pretty boring so i dont think about it too often. LOVED bob's subplot with the fucking internet cucumber however this might be one of my favorite subplots in the entire show they gave him such a big win. he loved that cucumber so much AND THE CUCUMBER GUY LET HIM INTO THE BASEMENT??? TEDDY TOO???? it makes me cry its so wholesome and sweet. also appreciate the clever way that they connect bob and linda's storylines in the end)

THANKSGIVING EPISODES

dawn of the peck (this episode is actually tied w/ stuck in the kitchen with you BUT i decided to put it in first place bcuz i think i maybe enjoy rewatching it like 0.5% more. every line of this episode is comedic gold like easily one of the funniest episode of the show if not the actual funniest it should have a higher rating than it does on IMDB. i dont care how high its rated it should be higher!!!! also rudy my beloved)

stuck in the kitchen with you (i dont expect this episode to be ANYBODY ELSES favorite but for me its such a wholesome and fun episode to rewatch and pretty funny too. bob and louise's relationship is great. the parade the kids throw with zeke's help is so funny. linda's subplot with sargent bosco is HILARIOUS and bob telling louise "i was being too much of a cook and not enough of a dad" is something i think he could stand to say more often in thanksgiving episodes. but also he's autistic and i understand)

i bob your pardon (very fun heist episode?? louise running out to protect the turkey from the ACTUAL WOLVES and bob saying that he'll save the next turkey from wolves gets me everytime. this episode is honestly just fun and silly its a great time)

turkey in a can (maybe this episode should be higher?? its SO FUNNY and also confirms bisexual bob is real. wholesome ending and i love that bob invited teddy and mort over for thanksgiving dinner along with gayle <3 they're his family)

thanks-hoarding (teddy focused episode :) loved finding out more about his family and relationship with them and learning a bit more about his mental interior and how he copes with stress and childhood trauma. very fun episode to rewatch)

putts-giving (ACTUALLY I REALLY ENJOYED THIS EPISODE louise and tina's relationship is always interesting to explore esp as tina grows older and matures/leaves her siblings behind. loved the mini golf setting and i would like to see it again someday but i think they got a lifetime ban.... from the mini golf course......)

an indecent thanksgiving proposal (absolutely unhinged episode?? any episode w/ fischoeder is great and i love drunk bob mourning his turkey friend even if his jealousy of the kids and linda kinda makes me sad <\3 HE LOVES BEING LINDAS WIFE HE LOVES BEING THE KIDS DAD OKAY HE DOESNT WANT IT TO BE ANYBODY ELSE and linda saying at the end of the episode that she doesn't want to be anybody else's wife not even for pretend is very sweet)

gayle makin' bob sled (this episode is very interesting and i love gayle's relationship with bob in it. also linda and the kids trying to cook thanksgiving dinner without him is SO FUNNY like gene and louise especially oh my god. "maybe its a good thing if your family annoys you sometimes because.... it means you have one" 😭😭)

the quirk-ducers (this episode is CRAZY but also very funny. louise spraying dead animals guts and blood all over the play's audience was deeply unhinged as was them publically performing tina's erotic friend fiction as a play to their families and teachers. amazing song which im assuming gene wrote)

now we're not cooking with gas (bob was just SLIGHTLY too crazy in this episode and i feel bad that he couldn't cook his special turkey :( but the kids getting the giant log from the park and almost killing somebody always gets me like?? WE ALMOST DIED AND MAYBE KILLED OTHER PEOPLE BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT WE GOT THE LOG bob needs more wins in thanksgiving episodes i think)

diarrhea of a poppy kid (this episode is really sweet tbh!!! louise and tina comforting gene when he's sick by telling him stories and him being holed up in the bathroom playing with makeup and writing a thanksgiving song which was of course very catchy. him and bob were also adorable in this episode and i love bob saying that he loves to cook for gene!!!! <3 they're both so supportive very cute episodes but the stories they tell are not very memoriable tbh)

CHRISTMAS EPISODES

the plight before christmas (this is such an obvious choice but it really is an amazing episode there's a reason its the highest rated episode of the show!!!! its so incredibly sweet and loving with really solid pacing and jokes throughout the episode and gene's musical ability saving the day without being turned into a joke. obviously tina and louise's relationship in this episode too. and i see my sister with something that looks like gingerbread on her glasses 😭😭💕 louise's poem GETS me every single time. also weirdly helpful birds eye view of seymour's bay at the end

father of the bob (INTRODUCTION OF BIG BOB!!!! honestly this episode is just very cute and interesting love analyzing the dynamic between bob and his dad.... it almost seems like big bob likes linda more than he likes bob. cute ending and i always like learning more abt bob's family so this episode is a 10/10 from me)

yachty or nice (THIS EPISODE WAS SOOO CUTE jimmy pesto and bob actually having a bonding moment and the kids subplot with teddy 😭😭💕💕💔 love that they call him their uncle father santa teddy and that he knew in the end they would do the right thing bcuz they're good kids so he saved a special toy for them. he loves those kids so much. jimmy pesto redemption arc could be real if we believe)

the bleakening (this episode was very fun!!! AMAZING songs and i really enjoyed the ending with the gay christmas party and everybody dancing together. some very funny jokes in there too and i just love the creepy vibes of the kids sneaking out of the house and tina being smart enough to bring the emergency phone along w/ them. genuinely a great two parter episode)

god rest ye merry gentle mannequins (THIS EPISODE IS SO???? still dont know what was going on with the crazy mannequin guy but i honestly think its sweet that lily's brother let him live there for free for so many years even when he didnt really need to. also i believe the first time bob's mom is mentioned in the series??? idk this episode is really fun and i love all the different holiday displays they do)

have yourself a maily linda christmas (nothing too interesting to say abt this episode its just silly and fun!!! linda episode!!!! also something about tina and bob trying to entertain the grandparents and keep the peace while everybody else is gone is SO funny theyre the worst at talking to people. the ending with louise gene and tina was adorable too)

nice-capades (honestly its been a minute since i rewatched this episode but from what i remember it was very sweet and silly. LOVE how many random adults were willing to drop everything to help these kids put on an ice shaking performance for santa. also louise being worried that she isn't a good person. gene giving rudy the last taco just because he Cares about him and wanted them to be happy. this episode was cute and they really are such good kids)

better off sled (I ALWAYS FORGET THIS WAS A CHRISTMAS EPISODE because the main plot doesn't have anything to do with christmas it feels like the die hard debate of bob's burgers holiday episodes.... either way bob and linda knitting scarves for the kids was cute and i liked the snowball fight subplot. very sweet and simple episode)

the last gingerbread house on the left (fun episode?? there are some funny jokes and i liked seeing linda and teddy go singing together w/ the kids while bob is tormented and experiences the horrors of gingerbread houses. lily mention!!! noticing that christmas episodes tend to be the episodes where bob's family gets brought up the most i wonder why that is???? absolutely unhinged gingerbread house competition btw but they should let felix join them :(

christmas in the car (i remember this episode being SO STRESSFUL like he tried to kill that family Good god. teddy was very funny in thjs episode and i did enjoy it otherwise)

gene's christmas break (i feel bad putting this episode in last place bcuz I LOVE GENE but it wasn't that interesting an episode tbh 😭 i did like getting to see younger gene even with his terrible autotuned chipmunk voice and seeing how he uses music to relate to his family. we need another gene-focused christmas episode at some point they flew too close to the sun here)

ONE-TIME-ONLY HOLIDAY EPISODES

what an (april) fool believes (AMAZING EPISODE proably one of my favorite episodes of the entire show tbh. bob and fischoeder are so funny + homoerotic and gene not wanting to scare or upset anybody by pranking them is so cute <3 my baby)

eggs for days (the one and only easter episode!!! honestly this episode is really fun overall just a great time. love bob and linda being Extremely Hungover and the rotting egg and the raccoons.... they need to bring back easter episodes tbh there could be something there)

flat-top o' the morning to ya (this episode is so weird bcuz in order to make it a saint patrick's day episode the description and promo has NO MENTION of the main plot of this episode and only focuses on teddy and linda's subplot for some reason?? which makes it extremely hard to find the main plot of this episode if you dont remember the subplot despite it being Literally the focus. but other than that honestly i think its very funny and bob's story with the kids is sooo..... me when i accidentally rope my kids into committing Grand Theft Auto w/ me. sad that bob never got his discounted plates that man deeply needs a win)

#JESUS this ended up being a long list #txt #bob's burgers #long post

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nightowlwoman · 24 days

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My Thoughts on a Spring Snowstorm in Maine.

In case anyone was wondering where I've been the past few days -- Maine (where I live) was hit by a massive Spring Snowstorm that started late in the evening of Wednesday, April 3rd, and continued until mid-day on Friday, April 5th. In our area - somewhat northwest of Portland - the accumulation of heavy, wet snow amounted to 12" to 15".

We lost the power (along with some 300,000 other households) some time in the early hours of Thursday, April 4th. Repair crews made it to our street this morning and electricity was restored to us by 10:30 a.m. After a bit less than 3 days managing without electricity, heat, running water, a functioning septic system, hot coffee and, of course, internet service and other modern amenities -- my husband and I were very, very happy to be returned to the 21st century!

However, I have been reminded, once again, of all the people in this world of ours who are struggling to live without what we consider the basic necessities of life - much less the modern amenities and comforts we are so fortunate to enjoy. My husband and I had food to eat that didn't need cooking (PB&J, bread, cheese, muffins & raisin bran cereal), bottles of clean water, flashlights and candles and extra matches and batteries. We had plenty of warm clothes for layering and extra blankets for warmth when we went to bed. We had a sturdy roof over our heads and felt safe in our dark and quiet neighborhood. Most importantly, we had the knowledge that there were people working out in the storm to fix things and the absolute certainty that in a few days, at most, things would be returning to normal! How awful it is to know that so many people in our world today have none of these things and, tragically, little to no hope of their lives returning to the normal they once knew. Solutions are neither easy nor simple - what is necessary is good will, kindness and generosity of spirit and action from most of us - not just some of us. I persist in clinging to the belief that while there is life, there is hope - but sometimes the world makes it very hard to continue to believe.

The worst thing about this last hurrah of Winter given to us as a slightly tardy April Fool's gift by Mother Nature is the terrible damage done to the trees and shrubs and plants - all budded and waiting for Spring warmth to open - to leaf and flower. My neighborhood is filled with giant pine trees - very old and straight and tall. The ground is now covered with their branches, from small to huge. The maples and oaks and birches fared little better. When the snow finally melts, the sound of many people and their chainsaws clearing it all will fill the air. From my kitchen window, I can see a huge pine now missing its top half - snapped like a matchstick! Amazingly, it didn't fall on the house that sits near it. I don't think the tree can survive that damage, but it will require a crew of professionals to safely take down what remains.

The smaller plantings also were heavily damaged. A row of small-leaf rhododendrons that we planted nearly 40 years ago - that have survived countless snow and ice storms over the years - are lying bent to the ground by the weight of the snow. Far too many of their branches are snapped and broken away - it remains to be seen what may survive of them and be salvageable. I and countless pollinators and hummingbirds will miss their sweet, pink beauty this Spring!

A lilac varietal that we planted over ten years ago looks to have lost almost all its branches. We had been told it was a "miniature" variety that would stay small, so we planted it in front of our walkway porch. This lilac ignored its label and embraced growth with an enthusiastic abandon - reaching the porch roof, aiming for the sky and the sun. I resisted trimming it back - even as it obscured the view and overhung the railing onto the walkway, because it's purple flowers were so abundant, so fragrant and so beautiful - well, I just couldn't bring myself to limit its zest for life! It blossomed after the rhododendrons, when the weather was warmer and the windows were open, and its fragrance filled the whole house. I shall miss everything about that lilac that is still so young and hope that enough of it survives to eventually grow and blossom again.

Our single broad-leaf rhododendron, thankfully, seems to have weathered this storm with minimal damage. It has not been so lucky multiple times over the last nearly 40 years! It is battered and yet unbowed! I am hopeful that we will be able to enjoy its bouquet-sized blossoms this Spring!

I haven't had the chance yet to assess the damage to various lilacs and forsythia - the snow needs to melt and time will tell. The "grande old dame" of our lilacs, however, took some heavy wounds - not for the first time, either. This lilac has very fragrant and abundant white blossoms and was growing here before we built our house. It has lost major branches, been split in half in a massive ice storm - but it is a survivor and has always healed and continued to grow and blossom - even as it has assumed a different shape and silouette each time. It looks like it may lose about one-third of itself this time, but it's too soon to tell. Some major branches are snapped right off and many more are flat to the ground and trapped in the snow. As I watched it today, one long branch that was held by a lighter layer of snow seemed to break free and flung itself skyward and managed to stay upright on its own - a hopeful sign! When it is completely freed, we will lend it some support where necessary, perhaps do a little trimming and I trust it will heal itself and we will all get used to the new iteration of its appearance.

There has been a lot going on for me and my husband and family throughout 2023 and so far in 2024 - with no end in sight. Multiple crises, small and large, have been overwhelming at times and have occupied much of my mind and my time. These last few days, however, have had a narrow and more simple focus. The problems weren't really personal, because they were shared by so many. I went to bed early because my old eyes don't do well by candlelight and because it was warmer under a stack of blankets! I slept long and well and recharged my old battery. I had no control over events and, thus, no need to fret or feel responsible for it. Considering that I am a world-class fretter and worrier - that was a novel experience for me! Most of all, I had some very quiet time to think and just be.

I have experienced many difficult and painful things over the years and continue to do so, but if I've learned one thing in my 72 years, it is that things can always be worse! My experience of this storm certainly could have been much worse. Except for my dismay over damage caused by the storm - and Nature will eventually heal and be restored (with a little help from us) - looking at the last few days honestly - they weren't really all that bad at all! That being said - I am totally ready for the snow to melt and for Spring to finally arrive!

#april blizzard #spring snowstorm #april 2024 #my thoughts #personal #my writing #thanks for indulging this old owl

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river-ocean · 1 year

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Hi 👋🏼

For the Valentine's day prompts, could I ask for Piarles + prompt no. 3?

Thanks :D ❤️

Piarles + “But I thought you never liked valentine's day?" "Surprise!"

oh this is so fun thank you for this one!!! <3

Pierre was never big on holidays. He loved to be with his family, but it didn’t matter much to him if it was a holiday or a random Tuesday. What mattered to Pierre was being with his loved ones, and he didn’t think he needed a holiday to give him a reason for that.

Charles, on the other hand, loved holidays. He loved the decorations and the activities and the general pomp and circumstance of it all, whether it was a birthday or New Year’s Eve or Bastille Day or April Fool’s Day.

(Pierre especially laughed about him celebrating Bastille Day, since Charles was always so offended when people assumed he was French.

“I am celebrating for you, mon amour,” Charles would claim.

Pierre knew that was a lie.)

Charles was the one who loved holidays, so Charles was the one who was in charge of deciding how they would celebrate, and Pierre was happy to go along with it.

One day in late January, Pierre was preparing dinner for the two of them in his Milan flat, and Charles was grumbling about something at the table.

“What’s wrong, calamar?” Pierre asked, sensing that Charles needed someone to vent to.

“All of the restaurants I am trying to make reservations at are fully booked for Valentine’s Day,” Charles whined. “You would think that being a Formula One driver would make this easier, but apparently everyone in the country wants to have dinner in Milan on Valentine’s Day,” he added.

“Why don’t we order takeout and watch one of those cheesy romcoms you love instead, hmm?” Pierre offered.

“You love them too!” Charles replied, feigning offense, but agreed that it could be nice for them to have a night in, one of their last chances for chill night before the season started back up.

Pierre laughed and went back to preparing their dinner, already plotting how to make this night special for Charles.

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Pierre spent the next two weeks calling every florist in Milan to find one that could make the elaborate flower display he wanted for Charles.

Being a famous racing driver might not have helped Charles get a reservation, but it did mean that Charles was occupied for most of the day on Valentine’s Day with the Ferrari livery reveal, which gave Pierre plenty of time to prepare his surprise.

The florist delivered the flower display in the early afternoon, and Pierre hung balloons and streamers throughout their flat. He had candles lining the entryway, and planned to light them just before Charles returned.

When Charles messaged him to let him know that he was on his way from Matabele, however, Pierre realized that although he had a flower display, he didn’t have an actual bouquet to give Charles. If he wanted to go full romantic gesture, he probably needed a bouquet.

He headed out of their flat and ran to the nearest florist, grabbed the first red bouquet he saw, and ran home. Just as he walked through the door, he got a message from Charles that he was 10 minutes out.

Perfect timing, Pierre smiled to himself, and sent Charles a 😘 in response.

Pierre put the bouquet on the dining table with his card for Charles and set to work lighting the candles. He lit the last one as he heard Charles’ key in the door, and Pierre ran to grab the bouquet and card.

Charles opened the door and stopped in his tracks, looking from the candles to Pierre and back to the candles, taking in the scene of the flat with wide eyes.

Once he processed everything, Charles dropped his bags and ran to Pierre, throwing his arms around him and nearly knocking the bouquet from his hands.

“But I thought you never liked Valentine’s Day?” Charles asked after planting a kiss square on Pierre’s lips.

“Surprise,” Pierre smiled, handing the bouquet to Charles.

“Oh, carnations! My favorite. Thank you, Pierre,” Charles smiled fondly at his boyfriend, placing another kiss on his cheek.

Pierre had thought they were roses, but after seeing Charles’ face light up, he silently vowed to bring Charles carnations any time he saw them from that day forward.

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Grand Providence development update 3/31/2024

Hello! This is a short week as my college classes have started back up and are harder than ever. My main focus this week has been two things. First is the enemies and the possible bestiary for Grand Providence. I worked on and made about ten enemies over the course of three days, three days where I had no classes or other obligations. Looking at the time it took and taking my friends advice I have decided the bestiary was no small task and that the core book of Grand Providence should be my main focus. Having a group of enemies to use in testing will be useful but if my choices are to work tirelessly on something that may eventually help or work on something that matters now, I chose the obvious answer. Always remember to look at the work you’re putting in and weigh it against the gain it will bring to the system. Some aspirations may bear fruit but nothing is more important than the core of the game. A Mario game with 100 small mechanics may be fun but no Mario game will be fun if one mechanic, moving and jumping, is not fun.

The second focus follows the first. One goal I had for Grand Providence was to make both sides of abilities fun. Those two sides being using the ability itself and gaining the mana for the ability. This is a hard thing to accomplish as gaining mana often requires a secondary resource in the game to be given up. Make the recourse too specific or restrictive and using the abilities, one of the main fun parts of the game, stops being worth it. Make the resources too broad or cheap and using abilities has no weight. This will be one of the mechanics I have to make and pray it does not fall apart when first testing comes around. As such I have three of the four ways to gain mana planned out. If I can’t find a good fourth way to gain mana, I won’t force it as that fourth option would most likely end up being a dud anyway. If y’all have any systems that have interesting ways to gain mana or any other resource that is used for abilities, let me know! Happy Easter for those who celebrate. If you’re reading this, you just lost The Game and happy early April Fools!

#grand providence #game design #ttrpg dev #indie ttrpg #tabletop roleplaying #ttrpg

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cuz April Fools is coming up I just wanna say some stuff

please don’t fuck with me too much

I get confused and overwhelmed quite easy especially when I don’t really understand what’s going on.

little silly jokes and stuff is fine though so dw :3

anyways happy early April fools

#eddie’s random rambles

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135 X-Files fanfic, w/ summaries

I...missed Summer 2022 masterlist somehow. Oops.

OG series

Season 1

Jeer: Mulder visiting the Boys.

Unicorn Sightings Scully visits Mulder's apartment for the first time.

The Warranty: Scully gets a watch.

My Little Friend: Mulder buys a watch.

Like Birds on High: Post "Beyond the Sea", Mulder recovering in the hospital.

The Jinx: Mulder and Scully traps in a high school gym.

Season 2

The Jar A social visit at the Gunmen.

Clays: Set during "Red Museum", Mulder and Scully eats BBQ.

The Sushi Dinner: Mulder and Scully go out for sushi.

The Piece of Information: Skinner and Mulder talk about his partners.

Too Early to Tell: Mulder visits Scully at her mother’s, set after Scully’s abduction.

Season 3

Set!: Conversation and a card game.

Loud: living habits, sharing hotel rooms.

What to Do with April Showers: A little fun to be had at the office.

A Waste of a Nose: Mulder's finds his favorite perfume.

Cabana Bar: Scully has a date this weekend.

Modeling: Mulder draws Scully a bath.

Season 4

A Freaky Fairy Tale: Post "Small Potatoes," door’s kicked, eddies’ booked, what’s next?

Lunch A: Never in a million years did she ever think she would be having lunch, at a cafeteria, in a middle school, with Fox Mulder sitting right across from her and drinking chocolate milk.

Unspoken: Set during "Home".

Surefire Tell-Tale Signs: Hotel room etiquette

Superstitious: A Friday the 13th story.

The Prince in the Blue Plastic Chair: Set during cancer arc, Mulder and the waiting room.

TCB: Post Never Again, Sequel to The Game.

Season 5

Lucky: Mulder has a chat with Frohike.

Things We Don’t Talk About: post bad-blood, Mulder talks to Scully about the case.

Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off: At first, he dreads seeing unfamiliar phone numbers, set during cancer arc.

I Count the Moments, Darling: Post "Kill Switch".

Pioneer Club: Mulder gets a piece of mail and Scully is intrigued.

The Love Song of Prime: Mulder sees Scully kissing another man.

Post Fight the Future

Fireworks: Fourth of July, 1998.

A Prayer: Set during the movie, the Gunmen breaking Byers out.

Season 6

Three Inches: Make a big difference.

Bedside Manners: Dr. Scully and her bedside manners.

Aquadina: Post "Agua Mala." Mulder recovers.

Fooling: just fluff.

The Best-Laid Plans: Mulder's best plans.

Counting: A celebration. Happy one-year.

Juvenile: Being young again.

Apart: Scully gets picked up at the airport after a mini vacation.

After the Dream It was all a dream, or was it not?

Bachelor Pad: Fox Mulder and his bachelor pad.

Sweet Revenge: Mulder's getting his revenge.

Siren and the Sailor: Mulder calls his friends to express some gratitude.

True Lies: Doodling in the meeting.

Cafeteria: Pre "the Unnatural", Scully getting her ice cream.

First Summer: Lovers in summer time.

Summer School: Another seminar for Mulder and Scully.

Strings: Another afternoon in the bullpen.

Scully’s Arched Eyebrow: Mulder has a little misunderstanding about trees.

The Cross: The items to turn one on.

The Investment: Mulder visits the FBI accountants.

The Sasquatch’s Club Rob and Laura goes shopping.

Five Boxes: Mulder helps Scully get rid of some boxes.

The Crush: Mulder calls Scully while they’re a continent apart.

Season 7

Bloody Tuesday: Post "All Things," The morning after.

Caddyshack: Post Je Souhaite. Popcorn and a movie date.

The Last Moments of October: Halloween, 1999.

Kitten: post "Je Souhaite", Mulder and Scully talk about his wish.

Morning Person: He thinks everything about her is adorable, and that’s not because he’s in love with her.

Minty Fresh: A good thing after waking up.

Calling Baby Sisters: Scully gets a phone call.

Seven Seven Forty-Nine: Mulder has a dream.

Season 8

Hard-boiled Eggs "He’d punched people for far less."

Losing Grey Matter: Nighttime, in the household with a newborn.

How the Stars Stole the Night Away: Mulder comes home, but is it really him?

Jupiter: Mulder sings a lullaby.

Season 9

Mother’s Advice Mulder following his mother’s advice.

The Motel Guide for the Wanderlust: Mulder writes a book.

Season 9+

All the Moms in the World (are the Same): Mom and Mulder.

Delta Glen: the ultimate road trip of seeing America.

Simple Maintenance: Visiting mom.

Homes Away: Life on the run. For fun.

Infinity: Healing is being understood.

Mulch: Mulder digs a garden.

Home Improvement: Making improvements on the remarkable house.

The Project: Mulder learns to bake.

Gossip Folks: Working with the enigmatic Dr. Dana Scully...

The Big Four Zero: Scully turns 40.

Nighttime Intermissions: Scully hears a sound and Mulder investigates.

Shells: Life on the run. A road trip without a destination.

Slipper Hero: In the unremarkable house, Mulder waits for Scully to come home.

Just in Case: December 21, 2012. The end of the world is coming.

Revival Period

The Records: A busy day at the records office.

Wizard: The woes of being a superhero.

Unspecific Time:

3x-13: Three stories about comforts.

Sympathy: Mulder and Scully visits a museum.

Lounging: Summer solstice is the longest day of the year.

Lass: School fun.

Packing: Scully learns how to pack.

Designated: It’s not like they’ve never drank together.

Smitten: It's hard not to be smitten with Dana Scully.

The Riddle: Mulder tries to guess Scully’s screen name.

Preparedness is the Mother of Luck: Staying over at Mulder's.

Eureka Springs: one bed.

Reruns: Mulder spends some time in his apartment after an injury; Scully visits.

Puppy Love: Mulder muses about Scully's hand.

Born-Again: The first time story.

Regulars: Mulder and Scully make a bet.

Funraiser: Putting the fun in church function.

Fools in the Summertime: Mulder is under the weather.

The Lavender Soap: Mulder walks down memory lane.

Ask and You Shall Receive: How Mulder got his partner.

Sensible: Mulder and Scully’s shoes.

Emily AU:

Bossy: Emily is a bossy little girl.

A Practice: Emily studies for a vocab quiz.

Mutt: Emily draws a picture.

Extra, Extra, Extra: Emily gets a toy.

Compliments: Aunt Tara visits.

Bedtime: The bedtime routine.

The Swing: Emily gets a swing.

Ultrasound: Scully gets a prenatal check-up.

Open House: Going to an open house.

Emily and the Giant Pumpkin: Uncle Charlie sends his love.

Cricket Universe:

Frog: William and Mulder talks about girls.

The Sea Monsters of the Atlantic Ocean: The Scully-Mulder's take a trip to the beach.

The Carousel Slide Projector: Family game time.

The Love Interview : Cricket interviews daddy about the love of his life.

Granpes: An old fool meets a smart child.

Cricket’s Best Friend: Mulder observes his daughter’s friend.

Coral: Coral is for the 35th year.

Cool: William gets his 19th birthday present.

Jacksons AU:

Here Come the Mulders: A typical afternoon.

Fire Fear: How Mulder got in trouble with his boys.

Divergence series:

Stonehenge: Season 7 split, before “All Things”.

St. Marks: Season 6 split, post “Unnatural”.

The Old Man’s Choice: The Smoking Man intervenes.

The Romantic’s Choice: Frohike to the rescue.

The Girls’ Choice: A boy’s imaginary friends.

A Mother’s Choice: Scully changes her mind.

The Witnesses’ Choice: Will think something’s funny about his parents.

The Caller’s Choice: William comes home after a phone call.

The Daifu: Summer in Northern China, mid 1800's. A young, new doctor and his best lost girl.

Marrying Superman: Getting married, post-colonization style.

#with summaries #masterlist #fanfic masterlist #fanfic #the x files #x-files fanfic #lotsoforangesoutside #135 stories

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Fate & Phantasms #57F: Eric Bloodaxe

well now you've done it. look what happened, y'all've made fun of Eric Bloodaxe (the bloodaxe king) so much he up and left Fate entirely! he's set out to Eorzea to check out that free demo of hit MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn he's heard so much about. but he still wants to wear something slightly resembling his usual outfit, so he asked us to help out. that's right, we're making your favorite fate characters as glamour sets now! why not?

so to start with, if we want to look the part we need to start at character creation, and thankfully we won't even need to worry about getting horns from somewhere else, since the Au Ra race is kind enough to provide them for free!

admittedly he does still look a lot skinnier than I'd like, but that's just how mmo's tend to work, y'know? damn you, anime prettyboys! that being said, at least you'll always be able to swing a giant axe around if you play a Marauder. they definitely feel beserker-y too! run into literally every enemy and don't stop swinging until they're all dead, real easy gameplay.

we'll put all the real nitty-gritty stuff at the end, but for now our model's here so we'll talk about the fit. in order to put on any glamor (which allows you to make your armor look like whatever so you're not constantly mix-matching to get the best bonuses) you need to be level 30. I am not leveling a whole-ass character just for an April Fools bit, so our model this evening shall be Miss Akeminemi Homumomu. say hi Akeminemi.

we're going to make as much of our outfit as possible so you can wear this as early as possible, and with as little grinding as we can manage. to start off, let's talk weaponry. most of the crafted axes you can get are a little too clean to work as a proper bloodaxe, but you can at least match Eric's double-bladed style with a labrys, specifically a Spike Bronze Labrys as that is the lowest-level one we can make.

UPDATE: we found a weapon that matches Eric's blood axe much better! the end of the Extreme primal questline, "To Tussle with Gods", gives you tokens you can exchange for the Dual Haken.

your headgear is dead simple, as thanks to the average MMO player's obsession with their own face you can just toggle off the visual part of your helmet anyway, no crafting needed. score one for vanity!

your body is less so. while you can just not wear anything if you like living dangerously, most party members will appreciate you actually wearing armor as the party tank. in that case, you'll want to wear the Emperor's New Robe as a glamour, turning whatever armor you wear invisible! once you can glamor you can buy one from a nearby merchant for less than 100 gil, it's a steal. that being said, Akeminemi looks like a small child, so she'll be wearing a shirt for modesty's sake.

for your gloves, pick up some Goatskin Armguards and dye them a skintone, I think Pumpkin Orange works well enough for our purposes. boom. arms, guarded.

your Pants were the biggest sticking point here- there aren't many skirtlike options you can make that still have metal on them, especially in early game. if you've got the time or you're already high level, the Light Steel Subligar is the only one I could find that's craftable. that being said I've beaten the basegame and I still can't make the damn thing, so we're using the Brand-new Trousers as a substitute. you get them as part of the main story quests, so it's still easy enough to get.

finally, for Eric's big stompy boots grab some Bronze Sabatons and darken them with some Kobold Brown Dye. so, let's see how it looks all together, shall we?

absolutely terrifying. happy April Fools Day, y'all!

(oh right, the specifics, almost forgot)

for character creation:

pick Au Ra, the Xaela variant set height to max tail style 3, reduce size to min face 1 skin color: row 16, column 4 hair style: row 6, column 1 hair color: row 8, column 7 jaw 4 eye style 2, with large irises eye color: row 12 column 4 no limbal rings (he's not a cat now, c'mon) eyebrow style 6 nose 5 mouth 3 default lip color only use the eyebrow addons under the "other" options no facepaint and voice #12

and again, his outfit is Spiked Bronze Labrys Emperor's New Robe Goatskin Armguards (dyed Pumpkin Orange) Brand-New Trousers (or Light Steel Subligar) Bronze Sabatons (Dyed Kobold Brown)

#fgo #fate grand order #Final Fantasy 14 #FFXIV #glamour #eric bloodaxe

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What about something like Christmas Carol AU?? even it's april‐‐‐ I know that at least one person did it, and maybe it sounds like a craziness, but hear me.

In the fic, Scrooge McDuck turns into the old miser he is when he lost the love of his life, his husband, Flintheart Glomgold. As his parents and sisters died early [Donald, Della and the cousins were raised by Quackmore (twins' dad), Lulubelle (Fethry's mom) and Grandma Duck], he gradually lost contact with his family, until the only thing that made him happy was Flinty.

When the kids grown up, they started to get closer to Scrooge, even with the warnings that Scrooge is a miser fool. Della died young (sorry) and her husband walked away from the family, leaving behind her three babies orphaned.

Flinty died 2 or 3 years before Della, and Scrooge was so away from his family, that took years to Scrooge really know about her.

In the actual days, Donald takes care of Huey, Dewey and Louie with his dad and Gladstone, Fethry lives with his mom and Grandma and Gus take care of the farm. All of them are close neighbors, what is helpful to them.

Quackmore, Lulubelle and Grandma doesn't likes Scrooge because they remember that he never was there when the family needed and he's too coarse, but they cannot impede the yonguers want to know about their uncle.

The first who met him was Donald, because he wanted to know more about his mother and his mother's family. Later was Gladstone, because he's rich, and sometimes Fethry because why not. The one who most visits him is Donald.

The movie is almost as the original Mickey Christmas Carol, but the ghosts are the died relatives. I'm thinking in his parents (Fergus and Downy) to be the past ghosts, his sisters (Matilda and Hortense) to be the present ghosts and Della to be the future ghost.

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noloveforned · 1 year

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no love for ned is on wlur from 8pm until midnight tonight so settle down with a drink and tune in! last week's show re-airs at 10pm tonight and is also available to stream at your convenience below.

i didn't do an april fools' show this year (although there's maybe the start of one in tonight's show). if you're looking for some off-center april fools' episodes i'd suggest checking out my shows from 2022 (songs that sample 'genius of love'), 2021 (terry riley's "in c"), 2017 (sixty second songs), 2016 (pop/r&b circa 1990), or 2015 (soft rock).

no love for ned on wlur – march 24th, 2023 from 8-10pm

artist // track // album // label the reds, pinks and purples // too late for an early grave // the town that cursed your name // slumberland surf friends // play your show // sonic waves // flying nun ulrika spacek // the sheer drop // compact trauma // tough love full power happy hour // joan // bit of brightness // coolin' by sound nick griffith // dream come true // something i once heard // dinosaur city grass widow // hang around // internal logic // (self-released) delivery and workhorse // who makes demands? // who makes demands? digital single // spoilsport dan melchior band // the right influencer // welcome to redacted city // midnight cruiser the lo yo yo // more to come // extra weapons // staubgold amos and sara // go home soldier // go home soldier ep // emotional response karate // if you can hold your breath // concerto al barchessone vecchio on february 24th, 2002 // fooltribe deathcrash // duffy's // less // untitled (recs) oxbow and peter brötzmann // host // an eternal reminder of not today- live at moers // sleeping giant glossolalia bardo pond // trimurti // bardo pond, vol. 3 // fire denis fournier // jusqu'à la lie // je suis caché sous ma peau // vent du sud sonny rollins // three little words // there will never be another you- live at the museum of modern art in new york, 1965 // impulse! françois tusques // souvenir de l'oiseau // free jazz // finders keepers lionmilk // shaneen // intergalactic warp terminal 222 // leaving navy blue featuring zeroh // life's terms // ways of knowing // def jam r.a.p. ferreira // ours // five to the eye with stars // ruby yacht yaya bey // munerah // exodus the north star ep // big dada dudley perkins // come here my dear // expressions (2012 a.u.) // stones throw vic mensa featuring thundercat and maeta // strawberry louis vuitton // strawberry louis vuitton digital single // roc nation sea lemon // sunday // close up cassette // spirit goth phantom handshakes // what was your day like // a passport to remain // (self-released) kissing book // the lost waltz (everyone wants to be the beatles) // the lost waltz (everyone wants to be the beatles) digital single // hotdog's hotdogs whitney's playland // sunset sea breeze // sunset sea breeze // meritorio naima bock // working // giant palm // sub pop damien jurado // mr. frank dell // sometimes you hurt the ones you hate // maraqopa the lost days // gonna have to tell you // in the store // speakeasy studios sf

#wlur #radio shows

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the-dark-side-of-the-violet · 1 year

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april tc challenge by @morethanwords0475 ୨୧

[Note: my TC was my freshman and first half of my sophomore year of HS. I graduated HS in 2012.]

day 1: happy april fool’s! have you ever pranked your TC; if so, how did they react?

Nope, honestly never did. I've always hated pranks and the one time I saw him get pranked it was not received well (tbf you never ever fuck with anything a person is injesting, that's not a prank that's just dangerous).

day 2: what is the earliest thing you can remember about your TC?

I remember in 8th grade each quarter we had a different special or whatever and they were basically intros to HS classes and 3rd quarter it was industrial tech and that was his class. He wasn't my TC then, just a cool teacher. I remember it was during that quarter that I had my braces taken off the day before my 14th bday. I also have a vague memory of him walking our class back down the hall to the middle school hallway and him BSing about something. I remember knowing right away I wanted to take his class in HS, but at that point it was for the class and not for him. He didn't become my TC until the beginning of my freshman year.

day 3: do you like your TC’s subject? do you consider yourself to be good at it?

Oh I loved it, I always did well in it too. I was the only girl, so I never felt jealous of anyone either. 😂

day 4: how do you feel about your age gap?

Back then it didn't bug me, I saw nothing wrong with it (17 years and change). Once I hit early adulthood (like 18-22ish) I was like okay yeah that'd be fucked if I was with a dude who was 40 now. Now I'm hitting the age (29 now) where an age gap like that starts to get less creepy and drift more toward some lowkey side eye.

[Not that it's a thing that would happen or that I'm thinking of, I'm happily married now.]

day 5: have you ever said anything to your TC that showed you favoured them? have they said anything like that to you?

Ohhhh my fucking god EVERYONE knew. Fucking everyone. The majority of my class. At least half the class above me. He knew (I literally told the man I loved him, I was fucking insane). My guidance counselor earned her paycheck my freshman and sophomore years, running interference in that fiasco. Holy shit.

day 6: have you ever noticed any small habits that they have? if so, what comes to mind first?

Oh shit this is gonna require some serious thinking, its been so goddamn long. Like, literally over a decade now since I've seen him in person.

[Jesus fucking christ I'm getting old.]

His laugh was always distinct. Some of his mannerisms, especially with his hands. My freshman year he was using a cane and he'd wave it at guys being stupid. 😂 He was always super fun, happy-go-lucky type, pretty sure that's what ultimately drew me in. My TC with him started literally a month after my mother died, and that was only the beginning of a major clusterfuck, so I wasn't in an emotionally stable state to begin with.

#teacher crush #male tc #male teacher crush #tc community #teacher crush community #male tcc #student x teacher #male teacher x female student #tc #tcc #tc feelings #april fools tc

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Albert Wesker x Werewolf! Reader

@houndofscream Asked: “ Im not sure if you still doing requests. But if u are can do u wesker x werewolf reader”

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Imagine Chris being little spoon even though your small person compared to him.

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Y/N: *kiss Chris’ forehead while cuddle him like big spoon* “My strong little spoon I love you.”

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Leon s. Kennedy soft boyfriend headcanon

(Here the Masterlist to Headcanons!)

- Leon Love giving soft cuddles and kisses when you're having a bad day. - Leon shop for you, when you need anything or just want to help you out.

- Leon such a sweetheart when comes to your birthdays, dates nights, other eventful things for you two. - Leon Love to wake up early to make breakfast for the two of you.

- Leon just a big old softie and he love you so much!

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Me has fairy that I made in picrew ^^

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My #1 post of 2022

Hey! I was wondering if you could do some Chris Redfield headcanons where he falls in love with a new member of his squad or team or whatever? But she are like really cool and he ends up liking her? You don't have too but if really like it! Thanks you for your time, and take as long as you need.

Hello @dorkyratqueen! sorry if this took so long to reply I want to make it perfect for you. I hope you love it. ^w^

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Chris Redfield x Female! Reader (Where Chris falls in love with the reader)

- When Chris Started to fall in love with you, when your 1st join star.

- He was just young man with full of happiness and playfulness and when Wesker said that they are going get a new member he was so excited to play prank on them like he did with others came into star.

- that very moment you came into his life. He was like holy moly who is this angel and He want to protect you.

- He was fool for being a showoff, He want to show you that he can be your man. But you already in love with this beefcake.

- so one day you ask him if you want hangout by the doughnut shop near the station. He was surprised that you ask him to hang out with him.

- you giggle at his shock face told him the time when they can meet at the doughnut shop.

- he nods and said see you soon. Jill laughs at her friend. She said "wow! Chris your crush just asks you out." She smirks.

- He was dumbfounded about what happened to him he said. "The Angel just asked me to hang out with them."

- Later that week was the date. Chris was picking out his outfit and Claire help him out by picking out his clothes and going for semi-casual.

- Claire said "She would love this on you. This style I pick work out nicely. Now time to fix your hair." She giggles.

- many hours later it was time to go to the doughnut shop, both you met halfway when Chris saw your outfit, he really thinks you're an angel from above. You were shocked on how handsome your beefcake is in his outfit.

- After you guys complement each other's you guys went in the doughnut shop. You offer to pay both of your and his coffee and doughnuts. But he assisted on paying.

- you agree to let him pay and after Chris pay and pick up the coffee and doughnuts you guys pick a table for you guys.

- After you guys settle down, he asks about yourself and where you come from. So, you did, and he was really interest in you and learning about the past.

- you also feel the same about him has well. You both bonded and you both have confessed you guys love each other.

- you and Chris were so happy that you guys told each other about having crush and falling in love with each other.

- For rest if day you two became a lovely couple.

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#but i wanted to do a little something something for my favorite member of sakurai clan

My Top Posts in 2022:

Happy Pride Month!

Happy Pride Month everyone! Be safe and have fun celebrating! You matter and who you love and who/what you identify as matters too, you are completely valid ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖

In celebration, I decided to reveal the romantic and sexual orientation of CodeX! I had to do quite a bit of research and to be honest, I still feel like it isn’t…right? So it might change later in the future, but for now, enjoy!

— Ritsuko

Aromantic Asexual (Sex-Repulsed)

Not much to say really, Ritsuko finds the concept of sex and romantic relationships completely pointless and foolish, she’s been like that ever since her early teens and most likely will continue that mindset for the rest of her life. She’s completely fine with that and anyone who says anything to her can go choke literally.

— Miho

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11 notes - Posted June 2, 2022

Happy (Late) April Fools!

Happy April Fools (and happy birthday to Gentaro lol), however, something weird has happened, it seems that CodeX and Femme Fatale have switched bodies for the day, oh no! They also seemed to have gotten a wardrobe change as well.

Enjoy this cursed imagery lol

— Ritsuko (Sayaka)

— Miho (Lola)

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11 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

“K-Kobayashi-san”

The younger of the two sisters approached the door with caution, her teammates were no where in sight.

“Happy…birthday”

Kanade hands you a few boxes and bags

From Lana you received

A portrait of Miho?: Lana usual doesn’t do portraits of people but lately it seems like she’s been doing that more and more. The portrait itself is a fairly odd depiction of Miho, dressed in fairly regal attire and sitting on a golden throne. On the bottom of the painting is the signature “Stella”

From Itsuki you received

A box of sweets: It seems like the graphic designer went wild when arranging this, a various layout of things he thought Miho might like.

From Kanade you received

A ghost plush: This time, Mr spooky seems to be carrying a briefcase! I wonder where he’s going with that briefcase

Miho was surprised to say the least, when Goro said that there was someone that wanted to speak with her, she had expected a co-worker or maybe an associate. Not sweet, little Kanade from Kyoto and especially not with gifts.

The portrait was beautiful, no doubt about that, Miho wasn't the type to see herself as royalty but this painting was starting to give her some thoughts. After complimenting on it's craft, she had Goro take it to have it hang up in the living room.

The box of sweets were well made and quite delicious, Miho would say that she wasn't a sweets person but that was obviously a lie, although they weren't as good as Goro's, she made a mental note to give Itsuki a gift when his birthday arrives.

Finally, there was the plush, it was very cute and she supposed the briefcase was a nod towards her profession. Admittedly, Miho never had a plushie before, not even as a child, her parents had deemed them childish and would serve as a distraction from her studies. Holding the ghost in her hands, she wondered if her child self would be happy if she got something like this.

Realizing that she hadn't said anything which made the young girl in front of her all the more nervous, she cleared her throat and gave her a small, yet genuine smile.

"Thank you, sincerely, Kanade, I appreciate you coming all this way, these gifts are wonderful."

11 notes - Posted May 16, 2022

— Shinagawa Division—

It was approximately 8:00p.m. on a hot June day and the sun had set, letting nighttime take control until sunrise of the next day. On the outskirts of the city of Shinagawa, hidden by the foliage was a building approximately 8 stories in height and was lit up colorfully like a candle in the dark, while it may look like an old abandoned building to the few that have seen it, what lies inside the building can on,y be described as a one of a kind extraordinary. This is the headquarters of the infamous hacktivist group, Scorpion Den.

In the fifth floor of the building, the inside looked a mix between a punk anarchist and a SiFi fan’s dream, it was quite lively with many people working on a plethora of things while others were simply lounging around the area and socializing. On one of the platforms was a girl with black and purple hair tied into twintails, the girl so happened to be Sumire Shinomiya, Scorpion Den’s unofficial leader. She sat on a workbench and appeared to be working on something, giving how stone faced her features were, it looked like whatever she was working on had some importance, this wasn’t anything new for the girl but this time in particular was different, for it was a special occasion.

So immersed in her work, she didn’t hear the sound of the elevator being activated and footsteps approaching her until she felt a tap on her shoulder. Dropping her screwdriver, the two color haired girl jumped with a yelp and immediately twisted her head to look at whoever disturbed her, sighing when she realized that it was only her best friends and most trusted confidants. Annoyed, she sent a glare at the punkish looking group, “Ever heard of knocking?” She snarked, causing the blue haired girl to roll her eyes.

“Did you forget that you called us up here?” Said Janine McNamara, Scorpion Den’s lead programmer.

“Honestly Sumire, this better be good, I was in the middle of working on the next batch of Zenith, we’re running low.” Grumped a raven haired boy, the head chemist of Scorpion Den, Yosuke Miura. His features contorting into annoyance at the young scientist in front of him.

“Of course not,” Sumire crossed her arms, huffing, “but you still could have given me a warning, you can clearly see that I’m working on something and this is important, I’ve been working on this for months!”

“Damn, months? Usually it only takes you a few days to finish a project, this must really mean something to you.” A new voice popped up, unlike the others, this voice sounded synthesized, as if whoever was speaking was using a voice modulator. There was only one person that fit that description, the Trickster of Scorpion Den, the bright LED lights of his signature chemion mask lit up, his “eyes” displaying “X X”, conveying his current mood.

Sumire shrugged, fiddling with a piece of scrap metal in her hands, “Eh, kinda. It’s more….I’m repaying somebody back.”

“Ah, so this is about Aranai.” A smooth voice spoke, laced with amusement. The group immediately turned their heads to Miyabi Katsura, one of Scorpion Den’s few older members. Sumire glared at the older female while Miyabi merely gave a smile.

“W-wait a minute! As in the former biker gang leader?! And the current leader of Sakurai Clan?!” Yelped Scorpion Den’s fairly new member, Zoya Anand, who was currently looking at both Miyabi and Sumire in surprise and slight fear, she had heard many rumors of Ueno’s cherry blossom haired menace and while she isn’t sure how true they are, she wasn’t exactly eager to find out.

“Oh yeah, that’s right, it’s her birthday today, ain’t it? (! !)” Trickster ‘ohh’ed’ in realization, eyes turning into exclamation marks.

“So that’s what this is about? You called us here to help throw a party for your friend that we haven’t even met?” Yosuke scowled, now more annoyed that his work was interrupted for something he could care less for.

“C’mon Yosuke, don’t be a dick, I think that’s a awesome idea! I mean, I think it’s about time we meet the girl that’s stealing away our best friend.” Janine lightly elbowed the chemist, a smile on her pink lips. Though, while she was joking, the others didn’t exactly catch on and soon enough an argument broke out about whether Sumire was replacing them or not.

Sumire rubbed her forehead and released a sigh, her friends had a habit of taking anything she says and just ran with it without her explaining the whole thing, much like herself she realized but she could ponder about her hypocrisy later. “Can you all shut up for about five minutes?! If you would actually let me explain then you would know that Aranai’s not stealing me away, I’m not replacing all of you, and we’re not throwing a party!”

Sumire’s outburst caused her fellow Scorpions to quiet down almost immediately, causing the anarchist to let out a sigh of relief, it was silent for just about 30 seconds before Trickster spoke up. “So then, what are we doing?”

“I’m not going to do anything except finish my gift,” Sumire turned back to her workbench and picked up her tools, already getting back to finishing crafting whatever it is she was working on. “You guys however, are going on a little trip to Ueno to pick up some cargo.”

“Hell no.” Yosuke refused.

“What cargo? How come we weren’t notified?” Janine questioned.

“Is the cargo a cake? Please tell me it’s cake. (~ ~)” Trickster begged.

“Wait, I still don’t understand, why do we have to go to Ueno?” Zoya asked.

“Isn’t it obvious? Sumire wants us to go kidnap Aranai.” Miyabi explained.

Sumire snaped her fingers and pointed at Miyabi without looking. “You see, why can’t you guys be as perceptive as Miyabi?”

“Hell no.” Yosuke refused, again.

“What?!” Janine yelped.

“Okay (X X).” Trickster shrugged.

“WHAT?!” Zoya yelled.

Miyabi pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed, “And what are we getting out of this?”

“An adventure, a chance to meet my friend, an opportunity to leave this fucking building.” Sumire responded, not missing a beat.

“Sumire.” Janine started, intertwining her hands together and a pleading look on her face. “Please listen to yourself and to me, I don’t know what kind of messed up relationship you and Aranai have but we are not going to kidnap her for you.”

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12 notes - Posted June 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

CodeX - Inspirations

Ritsuko:

Silco - Arcane

Franken Stein - Soul Eater

Fyodor Dostoevsky - Bungou Stray Dogs

Azula - Avatar The Last Airbender

Rick Sanchez - Rick and Morty

Vergil - Devil May Cry

Miho:

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13 notes - Posted March 5, 2022

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