#he can run me over

[lovekenney]

#he’s so horrible and I love it but I also hate it I HATTEEEE jeffannie SO MUCH #it’s so gross #but also I’m so in love with Jeff it’s a issue #he could manipulate me and I’d be fine with it #he can run me over #I’d thank him #he can boss me tf around

[lotus-pear]

yeah sure therapy is nice but teen soukoku is faster and a lot cheaper

#LITERALLY STILL IN SHAMBLES OVER 109 THIS IS HOW IM COPING #thinking abt how much harder teen skk hits bc that's when chuuya started using corruption and they had to learn to trust each other #like with their lives. #not ''hey dazai i'm lending you five bucks so you can get me a coke from the vending machine i trust you'll give me the change'' #although i'm sure that's happened and dazai runs off with the change despite being explicitly told not to bc he's an ass #anyway despite not having mutual understanding or even sympathy for the other person they entrusted their lives to each other #also the fact that chuuya isn't likely human but so desperately wants to be and dazai is the tether to his humanity #likewise how dazai was so traumatized to the point where he couldn't feel human #but meeting chuuya made him think living was worth a shot #the parallels are paralleling #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[autismsupersoldier]

a non-exhaustive list of my dunmeshi cast headcanons, as well as a fun exercise in censoring genitals in creative ways. below the cut you can see a list of notes and explanations. hope you enjoy as much as i enjoyed watching the anime!

important to preface:

now, lets get into it.

thanks for lookin! here are some sketches too:

some more falins because shes my favourite!

#marcilles veins are visible under her skin because i think #it would be cool if that happened for people who were powerful/experienced magic users #it would be a cool way to show it visually #btw laios binding incorrectly is just true and real in my mind you can never convince me otherwise #my boy is wearing his binder while he runs and sleeps in it. chilchuck beats him over the head with a stick. its just how it is #falin has broad shoulders and thick arms because of her protective and kind nature :-) #generally im very happy with how i drew them here #i love drawing naked bodies #esp hairy & fat ones! #i hope this helps someone feel more secure in their body #it helped me :-) #the reason why laios isnt that hairy is bc im a tboy too #and im not as hairy as id like to be #that is all #:-) #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #chilchuck tims #senshi #cw nudity #artistic nudity #nudity cw #let me know how i shld tag this

[spacedace]

Had a thought about the Reluctant War and made myself a bit sad and I have no idea if it'll make it into the story proper so I'm going to inflict it upon all you guys:

Dick Grayson on the streets of Gotham trying to do everything he can to help as everyone join the ghosts in fighting the GIW, suddenly has a version of the GAV barreling down towards him and for some reason he can't get out of the way in time.

He thinks he's about to join the army of the dead in a whole new way, when the tank fo a vehicle is suddenly sent flying as something massive charged it from the side. He hears a familiar bellowing and then realizes that it's Zitka, a ghost after passing away peacefully a few years before.

She wasn't apart of the army of the ghosts, wasn't brought in to fight. She's just been following her tiny human child around all these years and now that there's enough ecto in the air to do so, she's going to protect him with all her might.

Dick is emotional, so thankful to have his old friend back, but the city is still in a state of chaos. He gets onto Zitka's back and they get to work, running - flying - around helping to grab the injured and whisk them away to safety or take out other GAVs and the like.

It's absurd and freeing and wonderful all at once to be literally flying through the skies of Gotham on the ghost of his elephant best friend, and if Dick wasn't already on the side of King Phantom he is *now* and -

He gets shot off Zitka's back.

A GIW agent was aiming for the Ghost elephant but somehow *missed* and hit Dick instead. Not enough to injure him too badly, but enough to send him flying off Zitka's back and plummeting to the ground. His grapple is broken, and Zitka is diving for him but she's being shot at and she's not going to make it in time and -

A hand, reaching out to him in midair, familiar with its callouses and strong grip as he reaches out and grasps it, body suddenly swinging in a different direction and muscles acting on memory as he falls into the old, achingly familiar routine of his childhood. His mother, ethereal and bright as she smiles down at him, hanging upside down from a bar suspended from nothing but open sky as they swing and he is let go, flipping on instinct and caught by the steady strong hands of his father.

The Flying Graysons reunited in the skies above Gotham, Dick's ghostly parents determined to ensure their little bird never falls the way they did.

#dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dick grayson #zitka the elephant #the flying graysons #the reluctant war #reluctant war au #i'm just really in my feels this morning about Dick reuniting with his dead family members #lile they're there because they always have been there watching over him #now he's just able to see and interact with them #and don't even get me started about Thomas and Martha Wayne running around helping Alfred and their grandkids #Alfred getting cornered and out of ammo just for someone to shoot off a GIW agent's head with a shotgun and he turns to see martha there #One of the kids gets injured and a ghost with an old fashioned doctor's bag drops down and takes care of them #and he looks so *familiar* that in their out of sorts state the batkid thinks it's Bruce #and Thomas just pats them gently and says: close chum. you can call me grandpa if you like #I'M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS THIS MORNING ABOUT ALL OF THIS OKAY 😭😭😭

[imjustmarcy]

Thought back to how everyone went off with the parallels between Lucy and Katniss bowing and. Guys. GUYS. Yes there's some of Lucy in Katniss (more so with her singing) but no, Peeta is the one who reminds Snow of Lucy.

They're the ones with the endless charm who convinced the Capitol to like them, the sweetheart that won over everyone with words and smiles and knew how to play the games before they went into the arena. They knew how to perform and did it flawlessly, and knew the games started as soon as they were picked as tributes.

Katniss is Sejanus. The one from the districts that infiltrated the Capitol somehow, who always wants to do the right thing even if it comes with major repercussions. They're reckless, and they care way too much about their own people to the point it gets used against them.

#Like the parallels make me insane #That's why Coin wanted Peeta too #He was easier to get to move the masses and win them over because he's charming and a performer #Fuck the 'Katniss is Lucy's grandchild' theory I'm declaring Lucy Peetas grandma now #Homegirl switched up her profession to not get caught by Snow and married the baker #I'm running w that #And no one can fucking stop me #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #lucy gray baird #peeta mellark #katniss everdeen #sejanus plinth

[bacchuschucklefuck]

okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #not art #fhjy spoilers #its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical #like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real #like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this #yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out #meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring! #theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it #its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started #the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show #which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them #and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear #that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others #thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and #a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he #wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude #its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others #and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT #Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere #Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually #Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!

[moeblob]

kitty kitty kitty

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #listen ok hear me out ok there is a wonderful duo i know online #who have a lovely orange cat named ferdinand and i love him and this is ONLY a problem #because i now have a funky lil orange kitten boy myself and his name is Caramel Latte and i keep #almost calling him the wrong name and im so embarrassed w myself #but after spending a year looking at someone elses cat via photo spams when i can its like #aha thats the name of a Cat #anyway i love my lil fella my lil guy #and we adopted him and his mama and they were basically living upstairs in the guest room to be Safe and Sound #bc i am the only resident upstairs and so its quieter #and so for a week the mom would come to my room and just MEOW at 4am #and id be like ope my turn #and then i would leave my room and go to the guest room and play with Caramel Latte and his 4am zoomies #im designated other parent and its truly an honor ok #my dad would be like oh no cant find the lil guy and im like ohyeah ? bet? and he would RUN ON OUT and sit on my foot #Latte loves me a lot...te..... #and i showed a lil video of him to someone on discord and her response was #his ears are too big for his lil head #and its true he has huge ears and i wuv him and he will grow into them eventually its fine he is hardly just over a month old #anyway kittens my beloved

[violent138]

On a day when Clark's powers get burnt out/kryptonite weakens them, Bruce immediately decides to get a full medical workup and gather all the stats on human Kal-El, much to the dismay of Clark, who really just wants to go home and nap.

#Clark: “Hey Bruce when you're done would you mind using the batplane to fly me over to the farm?” #Bruce is not sure what he expects to find while Clark is convinced his best friend is trying to torture him #Clark: “Why do you need to know how fast I can run as a human?” #clark kent #Bruce Wayne #batman #superman #world's finest #inspired heavily by @Januariat #dc comics #superman headcanons

[oobbbear]

@naffeclipse Hi Naff thank you for creating this character

#my art #sleuth jesters #cw gun #cw blood #sorry for tagging you in a shitpost(again) #he’s an amazing villain #which means I can love him but that doesn’t stop me from running him over with a car #I’m rereading sleuth jesters bc of blood stained fool

[sneeb-canons]

Headcanon #500:

Mind is afraid that when he distances himself from or above the others, that he will be too far gone to come back down. That when his paranoia gets the best of him, he'll shut everyone else out and then be completely alone with no way back to where he was before.

Heart is afraid that if Mind is right, with the idea that what he does isn't genuine, that he's being manipulative without realizing it. Then therefore being Whole without himself there is the better option. That he'd be thrown out because his ideas would then be "not worth it" or even "vile"

Soul is afraid that no matter what he does or how good things will be, they'll always eventually split up again or even end up worse. Even then he has no clue what he's supposed to do or be during everything, and so because of that he'll never be whole. Or worse that he'll never really "feel" whole.

#kiiiiiiiinda just saying what is a bit talked about in the album but eh #i like this #fun fact: i made this & saved it as a draft back when it was just barley over 100 #finally being posted at 500 #wanting to post my own at each hundred mark cos why not #i say that but there's only one more submission in the queue atm soooo #send me your headcanons now to make my own ideas for special occasions get it like special hahaha [please send more i only have so many] #[idk what to do after I run out help] #haha anyway #next are my old tags from when i first made this post #cj soul #cj mind #cj heart #chonny jash #wow did KJ just attempt to make an angst headcanon? never thought that would happen #anyways idk how much this makes sense but eh it works #if theres anything to get from this or how my ideas with them work #mind can be overly paranoid. heart can be too protective of himself. and those idea make them believe the other has it out for them #soul has no idea how to really deal with that let alone what he's supposed to be #or something along those lines #idk its 5am man idk what im talking about #i need to go to bed pfft #chonnys charming chaos compendium

[fisheito]

wasn't sure if i could stick to a proper theme for morv week but i like morv so i made him happen

#i want morv getting lots of nice breaks and being pampered #i mean. yes. with the obvious treats he loves. #but also i just wanna see him and eiden bond over being overworked and underappreciated corporate slaves #morv drinking a pina colada on the beach (signature SPECIAL pina colada) #idk why dante is today's target. he turns as red as his hair and covers his dick in defense mode #gartic is helping me get less stressed out about drawing things #i'm like. if something i drew that fast can get a laugh then why am i stressing out so much about refining this or that #just. *slaps things on the canvas* *throws it at u guys* *runs out of the room and slams the door* (I'm late for lunch) #nu carnival dante #nu carnival eiden #nu carnival morvay

[dizzybizz]

only took 2 years but he's done now

#i started this piece back in dec of 2021 like.. aughh?? #i just painted over the og hfashgsdh #it took so long i have managed to drop both crob and crk can you believe it #(hes still a blorbo tho.. the orange cookies r my bias for some reason..??? him.. plum.. orange herself.. red ones too..) #cookie run #cinnamon cookie #my art #his file has been through paint tool sai. medibang. and finally clip studio 😭😭😭 #i rlly like how this turned outAHSGHFhgh tried a bit of a different approach n workflow and ahgh #i would want it to be less affected by my perfectionist need for everything to be cleanly rendered i wanna get loosey goosey with it yknow #now watch me disappear from posting art for another week before dropping another and the cycle repeats #ive been wanting to do more painterly stuff esp purposefully messy #i dont get how ppl leave it like that and have it look so good and intentional augh #anyways himb ☝

[haunted-planes]

I can’t get over @stickers95 antipope mobile design. I had to draw him.

#he can run me over and I’ll be thankful #pixar cars #woc #cars fandom #haunted planes #pope mobile #the joke is from the bibble #ohhh that design is so badass #it reminds me of ghost #Pixars cars #Disney cars #ghost band

[heartbepure]

childe (not so) subtly parades himself in things he thinks you would like. totally not to catch your attention. and he most certainly did not buy an expensive leather jacket because you thought a random stranger looked hot in them. totally not. he also did not buy that perfume because you once said it smells nice and think the scent makes people so attractive! why would he even do that?

please reel him in before he buys a motorcycle because xiao gave you a ride on his. it's not like childe was seething out of jealousy. he seriously just wanted to get one for himself because it looks so cool!

don't listen to him. (whenever he closes his eyes, he sees your arms wrapped around xiao's waist and then he starts tweaking.)

#you try to convince childe that he doesnt need a motorcycle #considering he has so many cars already #but he insists that he needs the motorcycle #so u don't have to ride xiao's anymore #u can ride his motorcycle!!! #and other things.... #OH who said that??? not me #anw ur just worried childe will run over someone #childe x reader #childe #xiao x reader #kinda #it's mentioned

[imyourrjoy]

DIRTY Joel Miller THOUGHTS BELOW!!!!

Ok....but like Joel Miller using riding as a punishment for pillow princess reader LIKE 👀 IMAGINE AND THE DIRTY TALK WHWHWHWHW

"Keep going"

"Faster slut"

"Gosh, look at those tits"

"I don't care if you don't like it"

"Aw, is my little brat struggling?"

"Go ahead make yourself cum by riding my dick you filthy slut"

#DAM THERE IS SO MANU DIRTY THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN FOR THIS MAIN LIKE GYATTT #joel miller step on me #run me over with your car joel #he can do whatever he wants #tlou #jose pedro balmaceda pascal #joel miller #pedro pascal #tlou joel #tlou fanfiction #tlou smut #joel miller x f!reader #joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller x y/n #joel miller x you #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal x you #pedro pascal x y/n #pedro pascal x reader

[jopzer]

jamie tartt really strikes me as the sort of like. big big puppy dog doesnt realize he is in fact not seven pounds. obviously he Knows the weight he's got and the Power behind it when it counts and he's throwing his weight around during a game or he and the lads are wrestling or when he certainly tackled roy to the ground during their bar fight like he Knows. i don't think he really considers it outside of these contexts tho. like. throws his whole weight into roy's lap in his chair in his office. the wheels arent locked the leaning lever isnt locked roy wasnt ready to counterbalance and they both end up backwards on the floor with jamie's full weight on his chest. roy voice "think you broke my rib." jamie, giggling "your hip, more like"

#beebles #ted lasso #royjamie #jamie tartt #roy kent #i just think he's a fucking goober #and he's also grown up 100% around men who carry the same weight and strength and when they're dicking around its equal footing #he doesn't consider that not everyone is fully prepared to have two arms full of jamie tartt at the drop of a hat #usually roy can handle him plopping down in his lap but i think the One time he's distracted. #it's over. they're on the ground. roy needs a new chair and a new ribcage. #he can run at isaac to ram his shoulder into his sternum and isaac will pick him up and throw him over his shoulder you get me #these are rowdy boys. #wrastlin at 100% power