#he was playing a barbarian

[bevirspnsblmnt]

when you just finished fkng on top of a grave, but you have feelings you gotta sort out (they're just nekkie, but since I dont know the state of tmblr cens0rship - and I had drawings flagged where people were fully dressed before) you get the white halo of doom - but you can see the full pages on my twitter!! I drew some nice butts so pls check them out :3c)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 spoilers #khael tav #disegna e bevi #khael was this close to let astarion ascend because he was in a Not So Good Place at that point #the shadowlands fucked him up then orin killed yenna and at that point he couldve just let it all go #he only dnd bc he got scared of the kind of person that would made him #I have so many feelings about my baby boy and I cant put them all in these tags I realize jdsjfjsd #I just wanted to play a silly himbo barbarian #otp: Warding Bond

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Psych (2006) au where it has nothing to do with the plot of the show but in college Shawn played in a dnd group and he bought weighted dice and he just lies about it to all of his friends and the players and they believe him because god dammit he’s just so good at lying.

Shawn didn’t even go to college but he snuck into the campus dnd group because Gus was the DM and Gus is the only one who knows that he’s cheating, but his character is really well written and because of his rolls the campaign is really productive so he just lets it happen.

But at the beginning of every session he goes “Shawn you need to stop using weighted die, it’s not ethical dnd playing and you’re going to get caught and everyone’s going to be really mad at you” and Shawn goes “okay but it’s really funny though, isn’t it?” And Gus just sighs and then they make out or something.

#memes #dnd #psych tv #psych #shawn spencer #burton guster #psych au #psych usa #psych 2006 #dnd memes #shawngus #psych posting #if Shawn were in dnd he would be a bard with like two levels of rogue #and all of his stats would be dumped into charisma #he would play a sexy rogue girl tiefling or a super flamboyant bard or like a barbarian or something #gus is the forever dm but he would play a wizard if he were in dnd #my roommate and I are talking about this #I love dnd #and psych

[t4tav]

Astarion joined our latest dnd session 🙄

#astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion acunin #dnd #he dont know how to play but he keeps trying to convince the other party members to stab one another #also we rolled for dick sizes this game bc our dm drunk asf and couldnt pay attention. i let astarion roll a d12 with his tiny doll hands #he rolled an 11. right alongside our lizardfolk barbarian #good for him #misadventures

[happyk44]

Nico teaching his underworld family how to play D&D and hosting small one-night sessions for them every few weeks and his favourite thing as DM is to tell Hermes that he cannot play a rogue, or bard.

Oh, and Hazel likes to play a rogue but she intentionally plays in a way that causes Hermes an aneurysm because she thinks it's funny to watch him scream into his hands four times a night.

#Hermes crying because he's not allowed to thief or fuck his way out situations like normal #anyway i dont actually play or know much about D&D so feel free to make up your own ideas and add them here if you want 💙 #nico di angelo #hermes (pjo) #hazel levesque #Persephone is always a Barbarian and her only strategy is to run in and start killing everyone #happy talks pjo

[leofrith]

i had only ever seen the gale version of the sorcerer/sussur tree dialogue before this and anyway i continue to be convinced that nobody is good enough for karlach actually 🥺👉👈

#idk if any of this dialogue is specific to romanced karlach and i'm guessing no but oughhhg #meadow: save me buff barbarian lady. buff barbarian lady. buff barbarian lady save me. #i just think that playing as a caster and romancing a melee fighter 🤝 playing as a melee fighter and romancing a caster #immediately before this i shot a bibberbang while gale was in the blast range which is why he's standing in a poison cloud. sorry gale. #ky posts text #kyra plays bg3 #bg3 #karlach cliffgate #tav #karlach x tav #oc meadow

[galmiahthepigeon]

It's been like three thousand years since I last posted any art but this little guy deserves it I think

#my girlfriend's character for a dnd oneshotthat he's gonna play next week #he's a kobold barbarian that gets huge and ripped when he's in rage #and he's decending into hell to release Tiamat bc he thinks he's the bringer of Ragnarok #funny little pink lizard #I'm gonna shade this at some point but i just really wanted to post it #art #digital art #illustration #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #dungeons & dragons #kobold #barbarian #artists on tumblr #artists of tumblr

[skyloftian-nutcase]

HEY LOVELIES GUESS WHO CAME UP WITH MORE SILLINESS WHILE PLAYING ZELDA GAMES

SO. Y'all remember how Blood of the Hero stemmed from me replaying BotW and wanting to spice up the story? Fun fact about me, I can't replay a game without creating a new storyline for it in my head. So Blood of the Hero came about because I wanted to replay BotW and change the stakes, change the gameplay, change the order of things, etc. I love exploring how you can complete the game differently!

I decided to replay TotK.

But I wanted to do it differently. I wanted to avoid the main quest, build up hearts/stamina and complete the side quests because frankly they're the best part of the game to me. So I was like "how do I complete the game without getting the sages or the dragon tears?" I was puzzling over what new story I could create just for my own amusement to help me complete the game like this, and it hit me.

It's freaking Mystery Link. Who else would avoid the Main Plotline like the plague? That man can smell Destiny's Call from a mile away and Noped right out of there.

It just--it fits so perfectly and now I am having an absolute blast. Becuase I had to come up with logical reasons why the game mechanics are the way they are for Mystery Link, so why is he almost naked at the beginning? It's because he was washing his one (1) set of clothes in the river and got distracted by Friend, so then his clothes washed down the river and off a waterfall and he never found them so now he's running around in his underwear.

And this poor man. Is trying so hard. To get some clothes. But he went to Kakariko and the clothing shop is overpriced because the owner's grandma is sick, and he feels for her plight but he can't afford these prices. So off in his underwear he goes. But wait! Hateno! Fashion central! Surely they have clothes! He goes there, and has to stand around and listen to fashion people argue over tickets to get inside, and eventually when they give up he gets the solitary ticket, and--

Sophie: Oh, well since you're the only customer now, you can enter. :) Mystery: THANK HYLIA, I can finally get some-- Sophie: It's only an exhibition, but Cece herself is-- Mystery: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

The best part is that the first set of clothes Mystery and I could find was the barbarian top, and y'all, he was so annoyed.

Mystery, finding a big shiny treasure chest: :D Mystery, realizing there are clothes inside: !!!!! :D :D :D Mystery, realizing it's a glorified leather strap and a pelt to wear as a miniskirt: WHY

I am having so much fun. Also, fun fact, trying to complete this game without a paraglider is hellish but Mystery Link and I are accepting the challenge.

#totk #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #forsaken au #mystery link is having a time y'all #I still haven't figured out how we're gonna get into the Depths without a paraglider #but that's a problem for later #for now I have to find clothes for this man #speaking of which #I found another set of clothes in a cave and it was the barbarian greaves and Mystery nearly had a meltdown #then he saw Cece fashion people and remembered it could be worse LOL #I love playing it this way it just makes it SO much funnier #meanwhile Gerudo Link and Zelda fell down a giant pothold into the Depths and are running around screaming whenever they find Gloom Hands #JIEOWAJFEIWOJFEW Y'ALL I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[dykealloy]

genuinely cant believe paz vizsla climbed that whole ass mountain with a stupidly large gattling blaster strapped to his back for the sake of stealth only to start yelling as soon as they reached the top

#he really said 'that's my son' and just ran in #peak person playing dnd as a barbarian just so they go into a rage at every combat encounter #the mandalorian #paz vizsla #mandalorian #star wars

[warderfromtheborder]

This realization hit me like a free-falling elevator and I think it has irreversibly rewired my brain

I am a Medication Pact Warlock, and that has made a huge difference in my life, learning how to gain proper autonomy and a meaningful adult life. But I've also neglected my ability to really strengthen my important relationships. I've had a couple of very abusive relationships (one family, one work) that left some very painful scars, but I'm not going to keep hiding from who I am and what I'm good at, and what joy I can bring to other peoples' lives.

And of course! Sliding in there like it's nothing, just dropping a piece of profound psychology, and hitting my brain like a hammer:

"There is no agreement we are more likely to break than one we have made with ourselves."

You can't give that out for free man therapists charge hundreds of dollars an hour to give out truths like that.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #zara sool #high key the best part of the season is all the discussion about what a DnD class is- #more than just mechanics or flavor: what does it express about a character and by extension what does that player use it to express #eg Zac playing into the dissonance that Gorgug is a barbarian because Gorgug has this rage that makes him very uncomfortable #but in every fight and every adverse scenario Gorgug acts like what you'd consider a traditional Paladin to act like #he defends and uplifts and protects his friends the best he can and sometimes that means having a rage so he can kill and enemy quicker #seeing Zac and Brennan put that dissonance in the spotlight this season through Porter is a great fucking story! It's great tv! #brennan lee mulligan

[devilsrecreation]

Outlander drawing prompts I got from Wannadraw

- Jasiri gardening

or as Deadpool

or as a model

- Madoa as a warlock

or as a popstar

or steampunk

- Janja drawing a picture of himself

or chibi style

or as a popstar

- Chungu as an evil queen (king)

or wearing an outfit made of flowers

or as an artificer

- Cheezi made of cheese (hehe…CHEESE-i)

or playing with fireworks

or skydiving

- Nne riding a dragon into combat (a komodo dragon lol)

as a demon

or as a puppet

- Tano adopting 50+ cats (bonus if they’re all disney cats)

or dancing in a music video

or as a bard

- Mzingo chibi style

or as a cowboy

or if he was one of the mean girls

- Mwoga as a lego character

or going to prom

or as a ranger

- Reirei as a bard

or rocking a ballgown

or at the Olympics

- Goigoi going to highschool (new au??)

or on Valentine’s Day

or traveling the desert

- Dogo if he was a disney prince

or sporting a giant anime sword

or as a superhero (SUPER JACKAL)

- Kiburi wearing 50’s clothing

or dressed like Nicki Minaj (WHEEZE)

or gardening

- Tamka as a model

or drawn in hayao miyazaki’s style

or on Valentine’s Day

- Nduli as a barbarian

or flying on a magic carpet

or as a Mortal Combat character

- Neema as a rogue

or running from a bear

or surfing

- Shupavu as a llama

or as a druid

or as a character from your fav video game

- Njano as a plant person

or as a wizard

or stranded on an island

- Kenge as a druid

or as a pirate (PIRATE AU?????)

or made of cheese

- Sumu going to a Ren faire

or stranded on an island

or as a ballerina

- Ushari climbing a tree

or drop dead gorgeous

or wearing a bikini (ig as a human-)

Bonus: Vitani’s guard

- Vitani falling in love with an ice cream

- Shabaha as a warlock

- Kasi cooking

- Imara in Lady Gaga’s clothes (bonus if she wears her meat dress)

- Tazama as a character from your favorite video game

Double bonus: Makuu and Hodari

- Makuu if he was two inches tall

or in a Halloween costume

or as an angel

- Hodari at comicon

or as a paladin

or wearing an outfit made of flowers

#the bolded ones are ones that i’d do if i could draw #i find it funny how nne gets cool prompts and meanwhile tano’s there with a cat army #kiburi would rock 50’s clothing but him dressed as nicki minaj 😭😭😭😭😭 #i’d love to draw the outlanders in the chibi style omg #but mzingo as a cowboy could be interesting #who gave dogo a sword that’s what i wanna know #OH BUT REIREI WOULD TOTALLY ROCK A BALLGOWN #i wonder what goigoi would do for reirei on v-day awww #tamka would make a great model and nduli would be the cutest barbarian #but nduli on a magic carpet would be hilarious #cheezi made of cheese is too perfect but him playing with fireworks is so in character #neema visited the tree of life and fucked up #the rogue thing is cool tho #did not expect the dnd options tho #BUT HOW TF WOULD SHUPAVU LOOK AS A LLAMA?!?!! HFHFHGGHFFF #best make her a shapeshifter #kenge would be an awesome pirate but he’s love to be a druid so he can turn into a dragon #njano would make the cutest wizard tho #also sumu’s on the island of madagascar he’s gonna move it move it #uahari has the most normal ones but honestly he deserves it #except the bikini one lmao #though ig the drop dead gorgeous option would have to be him in a human au #drawing prompts #if anyone wants to draw any of these go ahead #the lion guard

[finncakes]

bardbarian for curse of strahd

#dungeons and dwegons #he still doesn't have a name yet cause i can't find any that suit them... #he/they pronouns for them btw ! #i do know that #always wanted to play a bardbarian #bardbarian #bard #barbarian #fire genasi #anyway excited to play CoS again!!!!! #edit: they have a name! #kai

[diosmio-lacreatura]

New pathfinder character, Ter-Gox the (future) wrestling pit star!

#artists on tumblr #acrylic markers #pathfinder #ttrpg #ttrpg art #orc #half orc #barbarian #his story is that he grew up in a travelling show where one of the acts was a wrestling competition #he got tired of being typecasted as the heel just because hes a half orc #and because of that one time he got to angry and bit someones ear off. but that was only one time! #so hes off to get stronger and become the star he knows hes destined to be! #yessi draws #so happy to be playing again lol

[wolframpant]

16 November: Emperor Tiberius was born in 42 BC. Here are some of his portrayals on screen:

André Morell in The Caesars (1968) George Baker in I, Claudius (1976) Peter O'Toole in Caligula (1979) James Mason in AD (1985) Michele Bevilacqua in Imperium: Augustus (2003) Max von Sydow in The Final Inquiry (2006) Giovanni Carta in Barbarians (2020) Benjamin Isaac in Domina (2021)

#emperor tiberius #tiberius julius caesar augustus #the caesars (1968) #i claudius #caligula 1979 #ad (1985 miniseries) #imperium: augustus #august: the first emperor #the final inquiry #netlix barbarians #domina sky #tbh andré morell is probably the best #funny thing: peter o'toole got to play both tiberius and augustus #not sure about barbarians tiberius #he seems way too smarmy #the only complaint i have about domina is that “bad Tiberius” personality #ancient rome

[artbysarf]

Sketched out my current DnD party to compare heights! Lathander's silliest soldiers

#Aya is the only worshipper of Lathander but the team has taken to mimicking her warcries bc vamps are scared of light lmaoooo #Serafina is only 3'1" and this most recent session she got a gun so she's unstoppable now #aya and moira slowburn goldn retriever black cat romance is progressing lets goooo #do not ask about Kyle he is just Kyle that's all u need to know #Sonya has a southern accent and I keep accidentally slipping into itafter she speaks thus she needs to be killed #and Draken is literally his player but in DnD form I love playing with cis men bc they always do this /aff #dnd #dnd art #dnd character #dnd party #dungeons and dragons #dnd 5e #aasimar #tiefling #wood elf #high elf #half orc #half-orc #halfling #cleric #warlock #fighter #barbarian #bard #rogue

[crayonurchin]

A found family of barbarians have fun ways of bonding :)

#urchin art #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #Molly #Poppa #BB #Tw blood #tw gore #gnoll #bugbear #drow #I play the gnoll- she's a berserker barbarian #I think the BugBear would be a beast barbarian #and the drow- he'd actually be a rogue with a barbarian subclass #he's too weedy for full barbarian but he'd benefit from a rage

[teecupangel]

If anyone is wondering how things are going for Desmond in Faerun, he got sidetracked finding the tea on the druid 'leader' and got in a middle of some kind of Hanzel and Grethel BS in the swamp. Got into a long ass fight because he didn't want to kill the controlled people so that means no magic or ranged attack or throws for the final strike (and having to calculate the damages just to be sure).

Then we beat the crap out of the hag but she begged mercy from Shadowheart and Shadowheart agreed only if the hag leaves both the +1 item and the woman. (Desmond might be rethinking letting Shadowheart be the unofficial second in command)

Oh and Desmond gave a grieving woman a wand that resurrected her husband into a zombie because he was too surprised when her husband was resurrected into a zombie in the first place.

Gale and Karlach seemed to approve of his actions so maybe there is hope for the zombified husband in Baldur's Gate???

(I don't know what happened but we returned to the mind controlled masked people but one of them is missing. We did take off their masks and this time they didn't die so I guess the masks had to be taken off after the hag died. And no, we have not gotten to the goblin's camp at all.)

#it's by luck she begged mercy from shadowheart #if it had been desmond i would have been bound to just kill her #strangely enough #shadowheart is my current tank XD #karlach is my tavern brawling throwing barbarian #gale is there for magic missiles and summons #desmond is now lv 4 and i got him ritual caster feat so he can speak with animals and have 3x jumping power #because it's embarrassing that he can only jump a short distance #also he read the book that granted him speak with dead anyway #and a helmet that lets him disguise himself #teecup plays as desmond in other games #desmond in faerun