#he's just a killer

[fleetsparrow]

The most memorable Batman villains are, at their heart, theater kids.

Joker is literally a clown. Scarecrow is a method acting researcher. Riddler is a giant trivia lover. Two-Face is a leading man.

The problem is that the cishet male writer fears the theater kid. He does not understand the theater kid. The theater kid attracts the cishet male writer's object of affection, and easily wins their favor, but ultimately rejects the offer.

The theater kid lives for art, for drama, for passion; literally, for the motto "Be gay, do crime."

The cishet male writer does not comprehend this, because the cishet male writer does not need crime to be art. He does not need art to be messy, to be expressive, to be dangerous.

What is the point in creating art when you are told that everything you do is perfect?

And so, the cishet male writer un-sexes and de-queers the Batman villains, turning them into caricatures of themselves, in fact, remaking them in his image. Their violence has no point, their morals no standing, their crimes no art, because he cannot conceive of such things as coexisting.

And so, the clown becomes a generic killer. The actor merely repeats old abusive patterns. Violence begets violence begets violence.

There is no art, no panache, no spark.

There is no passion.

There is no queerness.

So, here's to crime!

#batman villains #batman #fleet rambles #all of the above is just to say #if the Joker is not funny #if he's not basically a living toon #then he's not crazy #he's just a killer #what fun is that? #who needs camp when you have power

[mildarka]

Felt like making a reverted AU

#Night has Killer's jacket... and his phone... and his knives #so many knives in those pockets #basically everyone's memories are wiped and Dream + co just plonked them back in their own aus (theres drama there) #Night is meant to be with Dream but he got bad vibes #accidentally drew the most sans looking sans ive ever drawn and i hated every second of drawing him #dreamtale nightmare #nightmare sans #passive nightmare sans #tagging all of these suckers #sans #sans undertale #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #cross sans #the sans *is* killer he's just being boring rn #my art #Night accidentally got adopted by Killertale sans + paps while trying to get Killer to remember literally anything #mil's reverted au

[swiftmitsu]

this is why Error doesn’t work for Nightmare.

(idea credit to @lover-of-skellies 💛)

#mitsusart #my comics #undertale au #undertale #sans undertale #au undertale #sans #sans au #error sans #killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #murder sans #nightmare sans #cross sans #dusttale #dreamtale #utmv #undertale multiverse #undertale fandom #au sans #xtale #soemthing new au #horrortale #underverse #undertale au fanart #digital art #I NEED ME MORE MISCHIEVOUS NIGHTMARE #HE’S A GREMLIN TOO. JUST A POSH ONE #once again putting error in turmoil

[somegrumpynerd]

Thinking about how Nightmare has 4 mortals and 3 of them are so so bad at taking care of themselves

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Truce au #Killer Sans #Dust Sans #Cross Sans #Horror Sans #Nightmare Sans #''I don't feel like drawing a bunch I'll just do a quick silly doodle'' sits up until 1am finishing this #But this is about their bad habits not mine so #Killer and Cross are the worst offenders for sleep but they're pretty managable #Dust is the worst for food but Horror can coax him into enough food to get by #Horror was - for a short time when he first joined - Nightmare's clear favourite #Because he would actually ASK for things when he needed them #(Not that his joining didn't have problems of it's own but y'know #Nightmare was starting to expect it at this point) #I should ramble for 10 pages about the boys joining the gang someday #Not now cause I'm going to bed but y'know #Anyway goodnight gang!

[ghouljams]

Serial Killer!Ghost but he isn't actually the killer he's just awkward as hell, and has weird hobbies. You're convinced that this huge butcher that stares everyone down and has the most unsettling aura in the world is the serial killer that the police are trying to track down, I mean... look at him. He's got skulls hanging up like decor all over the shop(he just likes taxidermy) and he's always glaring at you(he ran out of contacts and can't find his glasses) and he always talks to you in this monotone voice and short sentences like he doesn't care if you live or die(he's autistic). He's gotta be the guy.

#simon ghost riley #cod x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost mw2 #ghost x reader #I just think it would be funny to have the reader be so scared of Ghost #but also trying to gather evidence that he's the killer #and he's just like “this is going really well they're so interested in my hobbies” #they're interrogating you my man #konig is the killer but he also doesn't leave his house #or maybe Gaz is the killer lmao

[radiance1]

So, Danny was effectively homeless.

His parents are dead, his sister is dead, his friends are dead. Hell, even Vlad, Vlad kicked the fucking bucket which, Danny genuinely never expected.

Vlad was supposed to be his nemesis, his main bad guy, the guy Danny's supposed to constantly pull everything out against just to win. Not to mention how significant his presence was.

A part of him assumed that Vlad would always be there and him not being there and knowing he won't be there ever again is... weird.

So you're probably asking, how exactly did this happen?

Well you see, the nasty burger exploded, for one thing. Then when he was under Vlad's care both of them got outed for being ghosts to the GIW, which was technically Danny's fault, since he did something extremely stupid.

Somehow they got caught, and life under the GIW was not great in the slightest. The constant experiments, the dehumanization (Sometimes Danny doesn't even register himself as human), the amount of times their feelings were utterly disregarded, and so, so much more.

The GIW found Vlad to be more dangerous than Danny, even if he lacked the raw power Danny had his intellect made him dangerous and for good reason. For it was because of said intellect that Danny managed to escape.

Vlad didn't manage to do the same.

Danny hated reliving that memory. Because Vlad was a villain, evil and self-serving, he shouldn't be sacrificing himself for his literal greatest enemy to escape in his stead (Not that Vlad would say Danny was his greatest, he would probably say it was the person who refused him to buy the packers). It was just, so utterly stupid and out of character for him.

So, Danny managed to escape, Vlad died. He couldn't even say anything about Dani because she got destabilized in front of him, in front of both of them actually. It hurt to watch and, he didn't quite know the specifics between Dani and Vlad anymore, but he thinks they were getting... better.

Not how it was when Dani was first created, but Vlad was working on mending it. Which, honestly, just makes everything worse.

Danny isn't powerless but it's a damn close thing. He's far weaker than he normally would be, and he's injured on top of that too boot, his powers can barely work and it's just so stupid.

So here he was, hiding out in some random sewer because he didn't want to take the risk of being on the surface and he hates the smell, but he'll take that over being experimented on again. So, Danny spends most of his time in the sewers of this place called Gotham, he even managed to make his own little area with a couch he stole and a few other appliances that were thrown out.

He lacked a Tv or laptop, but he found a yo-yo! Most of his time was spent practicing various tricks with his yo-yo.

It got boring fast. But it was really the only safe thing he could do when waiting for his powers to come back. At least he's a god at yo-yoing now.

It was while doing various tricks with it in some random sewer path, that a literal, goddamn crocodile-man just splashed up from sewer water and half-laid on the edge, since his lower body was still in the water.

Danny looked at his yo-yo, the crocodile, and then slowly stepped on over and gently poked the crocodile dude.

He made a sound, so he was alive!

Finally! Someone to appreciate his godly yo-yoing skills!

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #How did Dani get caught by the GIW? #Just assume she got caught along the way or sum #Anyways #Killer Croc just wanted a nap after being beaten up by Batman again #Why was a child in his sewers? #He doesn't even have the energy to try and eat the kid so he'll just #Let him do what he wants for now #Not like a normal child could ever threaten him #. #Why in the ever loving fuck was this kid showing him what he could do with a yo-yo??? #Why is there a weird child with-impressive- yo-yo skills in his sewers????

[thief-of-eggs]

My favorite part of Hazbin Hotel is any time Alastor does his little closed mouth smirk

#HES JUST SO SILLY !!! #there is zest in that smile #i adore this silly little serial killer #hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor

[raveartts]

#raveartts #hazbin hotel #alastor #pride month #aroace alastor #aroace #i finally made that pride art for him 😍 #3 days late but eurhghgh whatever #i'm sure it's obvious I referenced that one pose in Stayed Gone. like. heavily. #anyways though i just really like alastor being ace #he's one of the few characters ever to even get that trait #AND he's a serial killer??? could i ask for any better 😍 #other people may say that's kinda sucky rep but fuck you i like him for his horrible morals and problematic swag #I thinkgh i spent the last year or two kinda on the fence like considerinngggg maybeeee i'm ace??? #and then he was kinda what got me researching it to the point that I actually understood how attraction even works (i think-) #and thus I have been able to decide that uhmg...yeah. i Do Not Feel It #thank you mister serial killer for showing me the light 🙏

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

seventeen year old creature-boy Light Yagami, who is Totally Interested In Women And Definitely Not A Serial Killer, looks at porn magazines (porn magazines is generous; he's looking at scantily clad women, really) in the privacy of his own room and is so supremely weird about it that L, the man that has been Intently Observing Him Through Hidden Cameras, sees him doing it and goes, "oh. something is wrong." meanwhile, Light is internally monologuing himself into a frenzy. "ha!! take THAT. what're you gonna do now, L!? I look SO normal!!" but he doesn't. he never has. he never will. he's just used to everybody around him being too distracted by his artfully styled bangs and extensive collection of soft knitwear to notice his incredibly off-putting demeanor. he is So used to it, in fact, that he doesn't quite grasp that someone might find the image of him lounging around on his stomach and kicking his feet in the air while he stares at breasts to be. a little different. maybe even. disingenuous. oh no. shock and horror, shock and horror.

#maybe he's gay #maybe he's asexual #maybeeeee he's a serial killer #maybe he's all three. either way something is going on. #god. contrived. L says that Light looking at dirty magazines is contriiiiived. how embarrassing. #honestly he should've just done hard drugs instead; probably would've been less attention catching #death note #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #anime #cloey talks dn #dn live blog #mine

[clown-owo]

happy pride

Diversity win! This serial killer is an ally!

#he doesn't even process barok coming out at first hes just so relieved he doesn't know hes a serial killer #og post #My art #Ace Attorney #AA #The Great Ace Attorney #TGAA #dai gyakuten saiban #DGS #Klint van zieks #barok van zieks #albert harebrayne #benbaro #look away spout #dgs spoilers #dgs 2 spoilers #tgaa spoilers #tgaa2 spoilers #tgaac spoilers #i learned today that harebrayne is really fun to draw

[shalpilot]

my beams …

#one piece #eustass kid #killer op #geese art #btw he is transmasc just dealing with Those Internal Issues #of maaaaasssive impostor syndrome esp when ur a young partial egg #and also yes he picked out killer himself

[newvision]

Will answering “part of me will always want to” when Jack asks him if he’ll slip away with Hannibal is actually an insane thing to say cause at any other point during the show before that episode Jack would not have wanted Will to get this close to Hannibal. But now he needs him to!!!!!!!!!!!!! So he is forced to accept the part of Will that is fascinated by the very reason Hannibal is supposed to go to prison, his cruelty & violence, and therefore also that part of Hannibal. Will might as well have said “I wanna eat people with this guy and that’s the very reason why you need me to help you”. And the next scene is him being petty and jealous towards Hannibal’s wife. How did Jack not quit after one single day of working this case

#will is soooo cunty in dolce idc #idk he just stopped giving a fuck about pretending not to be obsessed with Hannibal #and Jack being forced to listen to it lmao imagine almooooost catching the killer you’ve worked years to catch and the only person who #might succeed is like haha love this guy soooo much #the man that you are Jack Crawford #the patience he has is truly impressive #emmys thoughts on Hannibal #hannibal #nbc Hannibal #hannigram #will Graham #hannibal Lecter

[beaulesbian]

more one piece (mostly zolu) + text posts [2/?]

#one piece #opla #zolu #luzo #monkey d. luffy #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #zoro #luffy #kidkiller #im rlly proud of that kidkiller pic. when i found that post i just knew its perfect for them lmao #killer op #eustass kid #pudding #egghead arc #jewelry bonney #mine #gif:op tpm #gif:tpm #gif:zolu #gif:op anime #tpm #thriller bark zolu you will always be famous #long post #also i just adore that cover from the first pic. ppl will headcanon luffy who cannot drive etc. but in lots of these covers hes either #leading them or driving. sure- maybe he doesnt know where. but he can possibly drive lol. zoro on the other hand...

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 307

It all started with the class failing to well, fail, despite their best attempts, at a competition. And it all ended with them mayhaps accidentally-on-purpose kidnapping some local cryptids. And a crocodile man. And a polite zombie dude. And- okay so maybe they smuggled a bunch of people out of the city they were staying at for the whole tour thing they didn’t particularly care for. 

But come on, what were they supposed to do? Not take the yellow-eyed liminal bird-people who felt all confused and sick and hurt? Not on their watch! Liminals stick together, and GIW can’t get into Amity anyway, so it’s safest there! And they understand the crocodile dude- Waylon? Lovely name Waylon- not wanting to let random people, teens or not, kidnap his friend Grundy. 

Don’t worry, they’re just gonna get him medical care ‘cause memory stuff isn’t good. Just shh, no one tell any government people, vigilantes or no. They’ve had enough of that with the GIW honestly. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Lancer is pretending he doesn’t see everyone suddenly having a Talon buddy #Not that he knows they’re talons #The teachers all pretend they don’t see Solomon Grundy and Killer Croc in the bus either #Both are content to just listen to these feral kids #Paulina knows how to take care of scales thx to Princess Dora & maybe having some aftereffects of possession #Danny has three talons who he is holding the hand of #The Court of Owls has no clue where their Grand Talon or Gray Son went and are going ballistic #Meanwhile the several dozens of Talons are getting medical checkups in Amity & bundled up in sweaters #court of owls #talons #could be waylon x grundy too

[sandeewithtwogaye]

CW: Rot/eating rot

No food is wasted

Horror belongs to sour-apple-studios

Nightmare belongs to Jokublog

Transcript:

Horror: Sigh, we’re gonna need to throw these out

Nightmare: Oh? Why, I thought you didn’t like wasting food

Horror: I don’t, but these are rotten, basically inedible

Nightmare: I don’t see the connection. I remember eating rot for a year, and I turned out fine

#art #utmv #comic #horror sans #nightmare sans #cw rot #obviously don’t eat rot #nightmare is just being his weird self here #after this horror questionned what dust and killer were eating before he joined the gang

[radiance1]

Killer Croc's little bro was apparently in Gotham.

How did everyone know? Because he was seen physically dragging said older brother out of the sewers and into the nearest cafe.

And Killer Croc was just. So docile??? He was shy, a bit nervous, amused, and was practically harmless. Which wasn't something anyone would have associated with Killer Croc.

And the fact that said little bro can lift him up easily too? What kind of parents did they have for their son to be able to lift up the Killer Croc so easily?

Meanwhile, Jack just doesn't get why everyone reacts negatively to his big brother, it's not like he was a ghost for goodness sake and yea he's working on not being like he was before his son revealed himself to be part ghost, but still.

His brother was still human, just extra.

Why did Jack come to Gotham? He was kinda maybe forced out the house to go and find his brother because he liked talking about him but never actually went out to find him.

Jack and Croc may be half-brothers, yes, but he's still family.

Jack strongarms Killer Croc into not living in, well, the sewers and at his house he bought when he came to Gotham and they both caught up with each other's lives. Jack told Croc about his family, and by extension the shit views he's had on ghost because it was a major part in their family dynamics, and Croc told him about his own life in Gotham.

Minus the more gruesome, parts.

Killer Croc lives with him for a while and notices that he didn't really seem to care for his life. Which is a major no to Croc, who tries to get him to gain some amount of self-preservation, yes he knows that his little bro is more durable than the average human has any right to be but please for the sake of your big bro's heart, please take care of yourself.

Jack is a bit floored by this, and tries to wave it off as a non-issue. But if Jack can strongarm Croc into living with him, then Croc can definitely strongarm Jack into things as well.

Busting through walls is fine, alright. He gets it, it's very fun. But please don't stick random things into your mouth that can kill you, nor follow strangers down an alleyway and shrug off a stabbing (Killer Croc had some choice words and actions for the person who did such a thing.), and please, please practice stranger danger, little bro. Please.

No, he doesn't give two, three, four, five or ten fucking shits if you have microsurgeons in your blood that gives you a superhuman healing factor, you can still feel pain little bro, and stop skipping meals and sleep to work on your inventions! No, you cannot substitute either for energy drinks!

The batfam keep an eye on the two brothers and find it to just be the both of them strongarming the other into healthy behaviors basically. (With a lot of verbal and physical "I love you"'s, the Batfam could NEVER. slash joke teehee.)

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #Jack Fenton and Killer Croc half-brother's au #Just wait until Croc finds out about his wife and son cause oh boy are they just as bad as he is when it comes to self-preservation. #Jack strongarms him into living a normal life where he doesn't hide away and deserves to be treated as a person #While Croc strongarms Jack into having more self-preservation that he seemingly lacked. #Wouldn't ya know a lack of self-preservation is a common trait in the Fentonnightingle history since the days or yore #Their dad had it and Jack got it unfortunately #Jack would also like to punt his mother for abandoning his brother. #You know your self-preservation is bad when Killer Croc has to strongarm you into taking care of yourself