#her boyfriend over me

[phddyke]

OH? OHOHOHO

#I WAS HOPING THE SOAP OPERA WOULD BE A RUNNING GAG #helluva boss #queen bee #ozzie’s #stolas #blitzø #stolitz #no but tell me why i was #literally telling my fiancé and brother #that if stolas does get a boyfriend like viv implied #i want there to be a scene where like #blitzø is watching hell-a novela #and alejandro is like ‘what do you mean you’ve gifted your heart to another gabriella?!’ #and she’s like ‘how long did you expect me to wait for you alejandro?’ #with her hand like over her head all dramatic #and blitzø yells ‘YOU SHOULVE TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE DIPSHIT’ #and throws something at the tv #and loona is standing in the background looking maybe concerned maybe exasperated

[jakeperalta]

have quite literally never been less excited about a taylor announcement in my life

#girl why are you collabing with someone your boyfriend was just being publicly very offensive about???? i'm embarrassed #also new song is good but putting it on a cd that's only available at one concert venue is just bizarre to me #even the 'we saw what you were all saying about lana 🤪' rubbed me up the wrong way a bit #like ok did you see anything else people have been saying or....? #literally read her announcement post like this 🤨😒🙄😐😕 i fear my true swiftie days may be over idk #talking #taylor swift #ts discourse

[caseyisaloser]

#ENOUGH SAID #I don't support yandev but damn 14yo me be simping over her #why simp generic senpai when you can get this ass? HEHEHEHEHE I'm joking. #boyfriend to death #btd #strade #btd strade #minors dni #oh sangwoo #sangwoo #killing stalking #cereal killer #creepypasta #pinkamena #cupcakes #pinkamena diane pie #jeff the killer #jeff #ayano aishi #ayano #yansim #yandere simulator #look they all got knives #hehe #i wouldve added patrick bateman too but he dont use a knife and i dont wanna ruin the pattern

[starlitflowers]

the reason essek is only mentioned twice in eots is not because he's not with caleb anymore, it's because they both refuse to acknowledge that theyre dating (yes they have kissed in front of the rest of tm9. yes they did call each other just friends 5 minutes later.) its been almost a decade theyre too far into the bit to stop now

#beau calling essek calebs partner and caleb just going “who?” #veth tries to give essek a shovel talk and he just stares at her blankly and then says “i'm not dating caleb” with a blank face #by the time anyone decides to use zone of truth or smth essek and caleb have been married for a month so they can say that theyre not datin #(theyre only married for the legal benefits (like essek getting citizenship in the empire)) #this idea has been tumbling around my brain for a month lmao its so funny to me #because logically calebs just a private person but also. he would be the type of person to over commit to the bit #and essek would see his cringefail boyfriend and try to help but also end up being dragged into it #im not wrong. u know im not #critical role #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #shadowgast

[master-xochimilli]

I love using sweet names for him, I think I say love a thousand times or more a week, like my love? Sweetheart? Darling? Baby boy? Sweetie? Mi amor? Mi niño bonito, mi vida, mi corazón, mi solecito lindo, mi cielo? My pookie wookie sweetie honey sunshine sparkle lovey dovery wawawa lalalala love????!

#xochi goes fucking insane over his bf part ONE BILLION #post after post about her as usual because... i... loooovee them #🫀puppy #xochimilli writes #also you guys are cute and so happy over me loving him so YAYY YIPPPEEE MORE SILLY ROMANTIC HAPPY POSTS #puppy #kitty #puppyboy #kitty boy #my love #queer love #queer writing #romantic love #platonic love #BOTH OF THOSE BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AS MY BOYFRIEND AND AS MY BESTIE AN AS MY LOVER AND EVEYRTHING #i love my boyfriend #sweetheart #t4t #t4t mlnb #mlm t4t #t4t nblm #t4t nblnb #t4t nblw #t4t mlw #nblm yearning #nblw yearning #trans yearning #lgbt yearning #mlm yearning #t4t yearning

[reineydraws]

i have a soft spot for fics where billy sort of ends up adopting el and will alongside max. like, these are the kids that get dibs for rides in the camaro haha.

also im unfortunately not participating bc prev commitments but #harringrove for turkey is happening right now if yall want to donate to the earthquake relief funds for turkey & syria and get some art/fic back from harringrove fans! :) check out the tag if you're interested!!

#stranger things #stranger things fanart #billy hargrove #max mayfield #will byers #jane hopper #st eleven #eleven #eleven stranger things #obviously the ones where the party as a whole adopts billy are also very good #but i think it's cute when they end up getting split like this #it's precious when will asks billy for gay advice and maybe has a tiny crush on him #where billy and el bond over bad papas and containing anger and billy learning to find childish innocence again through her eyes #where max finds out about neil and stubbornly decides to get through to billy and when billy starts reaching back that's it. #theyre ride-or-die now. #i like those kinds of fics :') and steve gets the other half and then they co-parent together #billy's all right w the other kids too but whenever i interpret his relationships with lucas & mike #it always comes off more to me as 'these are the significant others of my kids so they are automatically on thin ice' #and with dustin it's always 'this is my boyfriend's little brother' #but will and el and max are billy's directly #i digress! #sometimes i dont post at all and then i post two things in a week! consistency who???

[not-from-your-town]

UNKLE - Psyence Fiction (1998)

#yeah i haven’t been on tumblr bc i had uni and now i have a BOYFRIEND #and he got me a portable cd player for xmas #the portable cd player listening experience is very intimate #i had my hand over the lid like how a pregnant woman holds her stomach #anyway i christened it with one of my favourite albums #my first walk with it will be blue lines providing thr weather is miserable enough #tech #cds #unkle #1998 #1990s

[finns-gay-thoughts]

loving someone who makes you feel good about yourself is just really nice. they call me pretty and they think im hot and he just tells me the sweetest things im blushing rn just thinking about xem <3

#like over the time ive been with her ive really felt more comfortable in my body #loving him makes me want to love myself #gay #finn rambles #i love my boyfriend #mlm yearning #mlm thoughts #mlm things #gay yearning #alterous #qpr #queer love #mlm love #mlm sfw #t4t sfw

[youchangedmedestiel]

The show ended and Destiel with it, so they decided to torture us in real life.

#i'm talking about cockles here #cockles #jenmish #because it wasn't enough to make us fall into the destiel dumpster #destiel #deancas #they had to make us fall into the cockles' one too #I mean have you seen them? #the touches #the heart eyes #what they say #“you know what I haven't told you today - that I love you” #“she does refer to misha as her boyfriend - which is funny cause so do I” #the whole song named watching over me from radio company #misha sitting on the floor to watch jensen sing #jensen getting shy about it #them creating a destiel/cockles song on stage together #should I keep going? #because there's so much more #I'm sure some things they do are just to torture us #but some are also true anyway #cockles makes me smile goofily #my personal experience with cockles #my personal experience with destiel

[shallowrambles]

Look, I know Lisa’s behavior re: letting Dean, someone she hasn’t seen in nearly a decade, skulk around her child’s birthday party is best explained by him being The baby-daddy.

But here’s the rub: (1) the angels didn’t even sniff towards Ben and (2) Lisa is (relatively) honest. During the year Dean was actively with her, she would have likely told him. (Cause it’s no small thing.) Especially under The Truth curse where she ranted about the loss of loved ones/hunting. (My take: It’s a cheeky…red herring. Ben was hungry for a father-figure, and Dean’s relationship to him parallels Bobby Singer.)

So while it is a truth that would be kinder to Lisa’s behavioral health/motivations/etc, the latter plot points don’t support it. Yeah, I agree that it actually makes better sense as an initial explanation for her behavior in her intro ep. But these latter points transform her behavior’s root cause, leaning towards her as a (possibly chronic?) caretaker type of person.

We do see that she is caring! She’s got a caretaker persona from her first ep, driving her to help her neighbor. She’s a good friend! Because of the later plot points, we can assume this caretaker/gratitude aspect of her character is more the driver of her actions than hiding a paternity.

#i have a cousin who is a lisa #she’s always being uber caring in her off-time #she makes herself a part-time therapist for all manner of friends boyfriends etc #she’s so caring under she gets in The Situations where she has to put her foot down #but literally she is always in a Situation one way or another #she likes being a Helper #it’s how she’s wired #she can pick a damaged guy or girl out of a crowd to nurture it is Wild #my cuz is literally my bestie so i know i would get along w lisa #she over-extends herself #she’s a great orator when it comes to communicating boundaries #but there are so many C-minus lays that become Best Night of My life for her #and soooo many Best Years of My Life with Hreat Guys it makes me dizzy #she speaks with oozing kindness and with lots of exaggeration #like lisa #she swallows her real feelings to be The Cool Girl #she is chronically lonely #it’s a Type i know so well! #and i love her very much #she thinks bars and dangerous guys are So Hot but has no street smarts #she is more well off than us but always calling is in one of The Situations

[katierosefun]

actually as much as i love mike and harvey together. i feel so sad for rachel zane because imagine falling in love with your coworker and then you learn that your coworker is a fake lawyer but not only that, your coworker is a fake lawyer who would literally do anything for his boss. he'll literally leave you at the altar to go to prison for his boss. he'll try to quit his job multiple times but keep coming back because his boss asked him to come back. he'll move to seattle with you, and you'll breathe a sigh of relief because it means that it can finally just be the two of you, but then you learn that he's inviting his stupid former boss to join them. and his stupid former boss agrees. you smile because your husband is so stupid happy at the idea of working with his former boss again, but you've seen this film one too many times before, and you are going to be subject to watching your husband choose his stupid former boss-slash-friend over you again and again and again and again and again and ag

#caroline talks #suits #LIKE? ? ??? rachel zane babes i love u but i hope you've divorced mike ross by now <333 #like i'm so sorry girlie!!! your husband loves u i'm sure but also he's been playing stupid chicken with this guy he's been in love with #for YEARS NOW!!!! #it's also like. uh. you KNOW that harvey wouldn't do anything with mike while mike's married to rachel because of ALL THAT BAGGAGE HE HAS-- #and i don't think mike would ever do anything to harvey because HE knows how much baggage harvey has #like. in my head. yeah they're all living together in seattle and rachel's just like ':/// i need to divorce this man bc we could move to #literally antarctica and mike would still find a way to drag harvey along. #and the crazy thing is that harvey would probably FOLLOW HIM.' #like. the way i'm not even exaggerating what happens in the show too?? ? ? #like we have literal scenes of rachel crying and begging mike to just LET HARVEY GO #and to just CHOOSE HER #and mike is always just like '!!! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO GIVE UP ON HARVEY' #and it's like. ilysm mike u crazy silly man <333 but also like. i think it's fairly reasonable of the woman you're marrying #to ask you to choose her over your boss slash buddy. y'know? #like. it's not even like rachel and mike are a cute simple girlfriend-boyfriend. #they are literally ENGAGED and they are literally supposed to START A LIFE TOGETHER-- #and mike is still going ':((( i can't leave harvey behind' like actually rachel babe i am SO SORRY

[g3othermal3scapism]

shes the only girl ever btw. if u even care.

#THE PRETTIEST GIRL IVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!! #shes so angel face #i cant get over how gorgeous she is #rose tyler i would lay down my life for u #billie pipers face card is criminal btw #lesbian rose tyler you mean the world to me #like ://// idk what to u #thats just a lesbian and her genderfluid freak alien boyfriend :/ #rose tyler #rose tyler edit #doctor who #edit #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #timepetals #target audience

[dykevanny]

every time people misinterpret the ar emails I go even more insane

#She didn’t order herself flowers from a fake boyfriend. Malhare ordered her flowers ‘for her grave’ as a threat. Louis interpreted it #As an imaginary bf #Hrrrrgggggggghhhh #I knowww nobody has the autism of seeing the same thing over and over again for fun quite like me but guysssss it’s right thereeee……… #Also. Yeah Louis is that bad !! Sure he’s not like harassing her but … if he was really really concerned he wouldn’t be continuing to ask #Her out and he certainly wouldn’t go on and on about his own problems now would he #While she did type help to him that was desperation because she’d just been threatened with torture by the man in her brain who can make he #Do whatever he wants. Reasonable time to ask literally anyone to help her even if it’s futile #What ness says in therapy is not only super dry and nonspecific it’s covering her ass because she’s being interrogated for fazbear ent. She #Doesn’t actually like talking with him. He’s a scapegoat in that moment bc she’s being looked into for who’s messaging her #Lays down. On the earth #I might be insane .

[master-xochimilli]

Fuck he makes my brain so so mushy, heart pounding so loudly and gets me blushing way too easily!!! I love giving them my entire heart, knowing I'll be treated so so softly and caringly !!!!!

#xochimilli writes #🫀puppy #hehe reading every message she's ever sent to me and blushing so so fucking much even if he's just saying yummy or saying hi #I AM SO FUCKING RAHHHH I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM #i would literally give him my soul and heart for her to keep forever and ever if i could #shit i am just soooooo so aaa romantic love is nice feely #he's my first ever romantic love and i..... jdjddjksksjs fuCK #they're sleeping eeping rn and FUCK I WANNA SLEEP EEP ON HIS FLOOR NEXT TO THEIR BED RAHHHH #I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH IN EVERY WAY AAAAA aaa a a aaaa #if i drew a diagram of my heart.... it would only have their name all over it... #all of it is theirs.... i think i said that already JDJFKFKF #xochi goes crazy in his tags yipppeee #my puppy #🫀💛 #my sweetheart #my boyfriend #my love #ftm t4t #t4t mlm #t4t nblm #t4t yearning #t4t #lgbt yearning #nblm yearning #trans yearning #queer #soft mlm #soft love #puppyboy #kitty boy

[rotisseries]

chapters 51 and 58 of bloodmarked are absolutely CARRYING bree/nick/selwyn polyamory truthers

#selwyn is kind of a stupid name I realized as I was typing this. like I've gotten used to it over 2 books but it's so silly. selwyn #anyway. me disappearing for days and only showing up for like 30 minutes to reblog 3 things #and make a nigh incomprehensible post letting you guys know what book I'm reading now (read. I finished it yesterday actually. #now I'm rereading legendborn bc I'm apparently not ready to move on to a new book and also I forgot most of the shit from that book) #anyway I've been on the polyamory train for these 3 since I read legendborn in 2020 but I swear it's only gotten stronger #like what do you MEAN selwyn (magically oathed to protect nick) FEELS SAFER with nick around #THE SAME WAY BREE DOES. AND BOTH SELWYN AND NICK LIKE. AGREE ON HOW MUCH THEY LOVE BREE. AND THERE'S NO WEIRD JEALOUSY ABOUT IT #AND SELWYN CANONICALLY WAS AT ONE POINT IN LOVE WITH NICK???? #AND NICK LITERALLY SAYS TO SEL “I CAN'T LOSE YOU AND I WON'T LOSE HER”???? #LIKE????? #THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS YOUR STANDARD ASS LOVE TRIANGLE IT'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST A LITTLE POLYAMORUS #IF NOT A FULL TRIANGLE BREE SHOULD AT *LEAST* GET 2 BOYFRIENDS. SHE DESERVES IT #even if it does end up a standard love triangle though this is honestly a genuinely good one #like I genuinely like both love interests neither of them are weird or annoying or creepy about her #anyway. need book 3 out as soon as possible I swear to god I almost can't see how this ends in monogamy #I'm talking about the legendborn series by tracy deonn btw everyone #another arthurian inspired book series which if you saw my other post the other day I swear this isn't intentional #legendborn #bloodmarked #the legendborn cycle #tracy deonn #bree matthews #nick davis #selwyn kane

[ramayantika]

Okay but the life of the legendary Shovana Narayan altered my brain chemistry, a superb academic record hold, a maestro in kathak and then also a civil services officer with a long distance marriage and motherhood

If she could do this in the 50s and 60s, wtf is stopping me from doing so, when I have never wanted just one thing to define me

#samridhi speaks #also to my ex who told me things likw your relationship will never work out with him because of different life goals #lol this woman married a diplomat and they managed a long distance marriage too #her husband paved doors foe collabs with the West with Indian dance back then #this is the kind of love I want sure physical intimacy is needed and what not but God I am never giving up all of this to marry #and I still remember him saying you give those soft mothet vibes who is a part time mother and dancer #bye I will girlboss all my life and be all right in front of guys like some of my cousins who think we girls his sisters will just marry #and settle down amd to my ex too for thinking I will be easy and live out a simplw life #fuck everything the only understanding men in my life have been my father brother and my boyfriend at this point #weird that he never grew up around sisters but still is so aware and understanding of women and our desire for dreams #lol I am ranting but yes I have an exam in 6 hours my sleep got over by 2.30 #and then I was googling gpat niper prep #yeah it's first sem but I keep wanting to updatw on the info #and God knows what struck me to google dancers randomly who were into civil service academia and still being legends in the arts #then shovana narayan came up