HoO is so funny to me when you actually think about the ages of all the characters. Octavian is 18. Percy and Annabeth are 16, almost 17. Reyna is presumably 16. Frank just turned 16, Jason’s about to turn 16. Leo and Piper are like 15. Hazel’s like 14 and a half, and Nico is 13.
The Death Sibs are both the youngest and oldest on the Argo II. Octavian is a college freshman getting into petty drama with a bunch of high schoolers. He gets told to shut up at one point by a random 8th grader. Everyone is scared of the 8th grader. We Sent A 13 Year Old To Superhell and he came back weirder, Just Like Middle School. TLH was just three high school sophomores being sent to do a task and it going Exactly Like You’d Expect. Percy’s the only demigod on the ship who can legally drive (though Reyna gets her drivers license at some point before TOA). What Is Happening.
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Jazz thought she knew her parents. I mean they were idiots and stubbornly held their awful beliefs but she always thought that when Danny finally tells them . Reveals his identity they would turn around.
Jazz loved her parents. Even with their ghost obsession. She still believes their love would conquer that. That they would feel regret for their many threats and attacks against Danny
Jazz also loved Danny. She loved how much of an idiot her little brother could be . How he would always try to look out for his friends and sister. Even if he could be a little gremlin.
That illusion shattered when one day when she came home Danny was not to be found anywhere in the house. Weird, there was no news about any fights... He must be out with his friends
Three hours . It took her three hours to realize something was wrong.
A non breathing Danny.
A broken portal.
She just kept hitting Maddie and Jack. They weren't moving anymore.
She needed to get away.
She needed to get out.
She gathered her brother up.
12 pieces.
Too much blood.
Then she woke up in Gotham. It's fine.
She got herself an apartment. A job . She sewed her brother back together. He'll be fine. He recovered from much worse. Before she knows anything he'll be back.
She - his heart still beat so softly that it might as well have been her imagination. BUT still that must be because he's a halfa. It must be it. Otherwise. . . no use thinking that.
There is a smell of rot and burning flesh coming from his room. Must be a halfa thing. If only she had access to the far frozen. She has been trying to build a portal but it's been hard. The blueprints themselves are almost unintelligible, and she can't understand the mad writing of jack and Madeline.
It was another normal day. Ah well the new normal. Jazz had been trying to clean around the areas around the sutures.
"Jazz." She perked up. It had been months. May-
"You can't keep doing this.". Danny was still stiff as a corpse. And that pulse is still as soft as ever. But she knows her little gremlin was still alive as he can be.
"Please, remember? You always told me to take care of yourself. Take your own advice" and Danny was right. Well even if it was just a hallucination. He was right. Jazz should maybe take a break. After all for the last few months she had been only focusing on Danny and the portal.
So came a different routine. That led to meeting Jason.
And they became closer. And he became frequenting her apartment. She made sure to lock Danny's room. The guest room.
After a few months. Jazz finally introduced Jason to her little brother.
Jason found no pulse. He found a corpse on the bed.
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I kinda maybe put a lot of my OC plot tag lines on a Wheel and gave it a spin so outta 79 options, it landed on "Cellphone Justice" which is... these two.
Matthew "Skittles" Mouse and Daisy Eddington
Partners in justice (of sorts). They're basically vigilantes and their orders are simply text messages. They don't really know who their bosses are but they do as they are told.
Skittles is a very mediocre guy. Doesn't stand out. The most color he has in his wardrobe is blue jeans. He's amazingly asexual and has zero interest in romance regardless of intimacy and yet he gets partnered with Daisy. The gayest lady he has ever met. Great start. She enjoys calling him fun little nicknames but seeing as they're monitored closely (via cell phones/technology) she is scolded and told to pick a single one. So she does. She dubs him Skittles. The candy as gay as her.
The one thing they have in common is their number one weakness: cute girls.
Daisy turns into a stuttering MESS of a human being. A disaster. At the mere sight of a cute girl. Skittles on the other hand is TERRIFIED of them. When asked, he simply blames his life growing up. Daisy doesn't really push the matter just thinks it's a little weird to be scared of every single cute girl (no offense to the not being afraid of her taken).
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Mario goes on a blind date
Bob has come up wih another money making scheme in the form of a blind dating event for losers and somehow ropes Tari, SMG4, Luigi, Meggy, Boopkins and for some godforsaken reason Mario into his scheme and obviously with a cabal like this things are bound to turn hectic and they sure as heck do, Mario tries to vacuum the entirety of the food buffet Bob set up, Kaizo hearing about this and just exactly who is in the event eggs Saiko to join in and be Tari's date because in his words "someone might end up stealing her awayy~ 😏" and honestly that was enough to push to go to this stupid event against Saiko's better judgment (shes a whipped lesbian your honor), Luigi ends up being fought over by Bowser and Prince Peasley something he is NOT aware of, Boopkins gets stuck in a manhole, SMG3 and 4 somehow end up as eachothers dates much to both of the meme gaurdians horror (unaware this was eggdog and beeg smg4's doing parent tap style) and Meggy is just suffering
Saiko is trying to act cool and calm while hanging out with Tari and Tari is trying not to explode from panic and embarassment, obviously Bob and Kaizo intervene with some stupid bs that actually ends up clearing the awkward atmosphere thay was sorrounding the two and the two girls actually have a fun night together!
Until Tari get's super drunk off the dubiously made wine Bob used for the event, Saiko had to take her home when her words started to slur a bit and she almost fell asleep a couple times
meanwhile halfway through the night Meggy contemplates just ditching this event all together when she's approached by an odd looking green skinned octoling who albiet quite awkwardly introduces themselves as Acht and asked if they could sit with her because all the other tables were filled and then they just sortof hit it off chatting the night away, hours having passed with neither of them realising it. The night ended with Meggy feeling her heart felt fuller and warmer than it was before and Acht giving her, they're splatphone number and telling the inklling-turned-human to call them any time, Mario goes home with a plate of the most beautifully made Sphaghetti he has ever seen, without Luigi who seemed to have gone missing along with Bowser and Peasley (press f in the chat for Luigi's femur and spine ya'll) and SMG3 and 4 actually had a pretty fun night (but somehow are still denying they are gay (we know what you are you idiots)
EVERYONE'S HAPPY!
except for Boopkins, he got stuck in a manhole and by the time he got out the event was over, at least Jub-Jub got him a new manga and ice cream though
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