#hes so gnome

[buglenitri]

jebediah is a fucking gnome he is a gnome he looks like a gnome give him a hat and some leather clothing he is a fucking gnome look at him he is so gnomish he is a gnome he is a gnome he's a gnome look at him he's so gnome like gnome he's a gnome christoff is a gnome so gnome krinkels get the damn gnome he's so gnome look at him he's a gnome

#madness combat #madness project nexus #madcom #mpn2 #jebus madcom #madcom jebus #madcom jebediah #jebediah christoff madcom #jebediah christoff #jebus madness combat #jebus #madcom jebus real #jebus madness #madness jebus #madness combat jebus #real jebus!!!!!@!!@!@!@11 #hes so gnome #gnome #garden gnome #give him a green hat and some leather clothes krinkels #fences hell hole #fucking gnome ass

[saturdaysky]

we'll be alright, love. we'll make it through, you'll see.

just a doodle of my gnome tav, mayhew, and gale sometime in the long, dark night of the soul that is act 2

line version:

used a photo ref for the general pose. refs are amazing ✌

#lest you think wizards have left my brain THEY HAVE NOT #i just completed the game - sans some epilogue stuff - and i loved it. catered to me and my angst-loving ways #god gale...perfection. he's so interesting. i want to shove him in a locker but he might be my fav gale #expect art #and maybe fic #my art #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gnome tav #gnomeposting #mayhew #galehew

[wyrmcat]

Hey, does anyone know if gnome wizards are venomous? This little fucker bit me when I was walking in the grass so I put it in a jar.

The book and orb are for enrichment and the bells are in case this little prick gets loose again.

i'm going through a wizard era and it's great lmao.

#niatigra #art #artists on tumblr #gnome #gnome wizard #wizard #wizards #wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard business #polymer clay sculpture #polymer clay #polymer clay wizard #clay #sculpture #wizard sculpture #i really enjoyed making this tbh hes so fucking cute and angry looking XD

[littlelightfish]

Mr. & Mrs. Folke

#they are in love #they are everything to me #they're the only canon alive couple from the manga that is happy in their marriage #and i love them so very much #yarn folke #that old woman is everything #she's so lovely #she doesn't even talk ever. the only thing she says is “oh dear” on an extra comic whrn kaka cries after the gnome festival #she is so mom #i love her #and #tansu folke #he's a grandpa #an old soul in an old body #he's the definition of old grumpy caring man #he cares so much about his sons #i love here #this couple right here #is the best of them all #fuck romance i want whatever this bitches have #and still they love each other and are happy in their marriage #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #theyre married ik. and old af. and precious. #they're goals #my shit

[mintsdraws]

i saw this meme thing and couldnt resist after finally finishing the story

#pokemon #team star #pokemon violet #pokemon scarlet #pokemon scarlet and violet #eri #giacomo #mela #atticus #ortega #mintsarts #im sorry to eri but i think having her head out of frame is funnier since shes like a head taller than the others #and ortega is a literal gnome so its also funny to me hes barely in frame at all

[feymaid]

Master manipulation moment accidentally cute by having to kneel to kiss

#when I tell u the casualness of this scene was completely erased because he had to kneel down like a dog to kiss her LOL IDIOT #ur telling me u had to work that hard to kiss her and ur gonna be chill about it later? I don’t think so #I’ve seen this scene a million times with average sized tavs and it’s always like ooooooh sexy but I audibly awwwed it was ridiculous hfkdfh #astarion x tav #diatrix #astarion #deep gnome #bg3 tav #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #my oc #my art

[cloudabserk]

BABIES…

#THEYRE SO CUTE #naruto #sasukes stupid little hairdo… he looks like a troll doll i love it #he’s like a baby gnome or an elf. to me

[phoenixcatch7]

In love with the idea of captain marvel being Billy's imaginary friend. Like, it'd be so easy. Early depictions had them as almost fully separate people sometimes, like one soul with two minds, rather than just two filters like we mostly see now.

But imagine a Billy down on his luck, hurt and hiding from police and criminals alike, daydreaming the hours away as children do, taking inspiration from all the superheroes rising to fame, making little stories to play out his dreams of saving the world with a generic action doll he found while dumpster diving once. Most of the paint's rubbed off.

Red's his favourite colour, his comfiest jumper is a bright ruby even after all the grime and washes. Gold, too, it's shiny and warmer than silver! A hero cape is a must, big and eye catching! And he can fly, of course, like superman, and in his daydreams, when he's sore and frustrated after a long day's grind, his superhero is smart enough and knows all the right words to get the bullies to stop without resorting to fighting.

His superhero fantasy is one he spends a lot of time on, the first one he goes for when struggling to sleep at night, and he can picture it so clearly. Captain marvel is big and bright and kind, strong enough to lift the boxes for the old lady up the road who's moving all by himself, fast enough to catch Jamie who fell out of the tree on Saturday and broke his leg and couldn't come to class for weeks. He appears at the entrance to alleys when Billy is cornered, he steps up behind to cover for him when he gets caught shoplifting, he sits at the bus stop with him when it's pouring rain and the right bus doesn't seem to be coming.

And then the wizard comes, or rather whisks him away, and like a magician from a fairytale breathes life into his imaginary friend until Billy feels thrice his size and a million times more invincible.

From then on, captain marvel is a real hero, just like Billy is a real boy, and as one they save the whole city, and then the whole world, and get cats down from trees and help Mrs Victoria move the last of her boxes and she gives them a pinch in the cheek and cookies for the road and sometimes it hurts but it's so much better than he imagined.

#dc comics #captain marvel #dc captain marvel #shazam #billy batson #imaginary friend #imaginary friend au #Billy's great because you can give him the most buck wild adventures with the most self indulgent plots and it makes perfect sense #Batman and superman are out here having mental health crisis no.528 and marvels away having dance offs with gnomes #Billy would fit perfectly into gravity falls he really would #Anyway imaginary friend au is near and dear because it encapsulates that sort of safe fantasy for change and companion ship #And a protective imaginary friend brought to life is going to be just a fascinating character no matter what #And it's the perfect cover for non imaginary cap anyway. Why does he prioritise this kid over everything despite having never mentioned him #Imaginary friends always have to care for their creator! But you can't expect an imaginary friend to do your taxes! #Why is cap so eternally kind and bubbly and a bit childish? That's because his creator is a kid! Duh! #This particular imaginary friend just so happens to have encountered magic and is now real enough to play basketball with asteroids. #He's strong enough to match superman but it's fine he's got a child's heart and an unending protectiveness for humanity. #Just don't try anything with the kid or you're toast. #I love the jl needing to save/help Billy in some way and cap; who's practically the jls puppy mascot at this point #Is just shamelessly and unrepentantly possessive of Billy while being openly wrapped around his finger. Number one fan #Like 'he's the specialist boy and if you don't clap for him I'm going to blow this whole building up' type #Have you read Split on ao3 it's like that. Cap is the most unaffiliated person on the team and then bam Billy is number 1 priority 100% #Go read split if you haven't 10/10 #Like it never crosses caps mind to hinder or harm Billy he is Devoted. Platonic God/worshipper except the deity in question is an 11yo #And the worshipper is the closest thing to a deity without being one you can get in dc. #But like a healthy relationship lmao. #It's a soul deep claim with total freedom on both sides and they teach each other love and they're the same person #AUGH

[l3irdl3rain]

we have to become a drug free household because somebody becomes a menace when he gets The Nip.

#he can handle catnip toys bc I think it’s such a small amount #but like where I sprinkled it in their gnome house is too much #he’s having so much fun and nobody else is #my post #Kenny

[radioroxx]

guys. petition to make a subsection to tumblr sexymen for fucked up little things. itty bitty creatures that are strange and holdable. “i could punt em” kinda vibe. do you see the vision

#thank you chroma chromatasia for the idea… #so far weve got. flowey flowey. kinito kinitopet #uhhhmmm probably those gnomes from little nightmares #plustrap five nights at ffeddies. he belongs here #does it make sense #radio rambles

[laurents-secret-diary]

Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈

I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next

#jokaste #aimeric #captive prince #kings rising #caprisun #can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself #OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m #she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen #but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass #bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man #damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together #and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it. #like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes #now onto aimeric. #he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise. #he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE...... #FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE #AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT #AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE???? #who does it like him #iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment

[saturdaysky]

a little divine appreciation

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God Gale is endgame for Mayhew, and Mayhew couldn't be more pleased 😌

their mutual wizard disease brought them to some pretty low lows, but hey, ignore the tragedy, they're gods now! first order of business is a little worshiping at the altar 😏

Here's the sketch, which I also like:

Got majorly inspired by these lovely photos, one of which I used as a pose reference.

#mayhew #will have a different godly form once i settle on some details. and finish writing the fic about this #but may i just say i adore god gale? he's the worst version of himself and he'll never see it and i love that for him #plus i really love gods of volatile neutral traits like ambition that could amplify good and bad acts by turn #mayhew's portfolio is similar - curiosity. no way that could go wrong when paired with ambition! they're the questionable judgement duo #but mayhew's got an enormous heart so on the whole more good is put into the world than bad. ...usually. #can't take the wizard out of a wizard #anyway hi hello to all the god gale fans out there. there will be more fanart for sure #also can you tell I adore drawing body hair? i hope you can #my art #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale x tav #gnome tav #gnomeposting #galehew

[thegnomelord]

Coming at you with my irregularly scheduled simp minute-

I got hyperfixated on solo leveling manga and y'all, when I found out this is the bbeg:

He's a dragon, a dilf and such daddy material I need this man to Dom me so bad, ride me and call me pathetic plz.

Simp minute over.

#gnome's tea break #solo leveling #gnome's simping again #i just feel he'd be so good at getting your head to shut up while you're with him you know? #like all of your attention squarely on him #dont you even dare think of something else when he's given you the gift of pleasuring him #but also like he's probably hot as a furnace and it would be bliss just to lay on top of him #and just play with his hair bc good god i want to run my hands through it it looks so soft #HELP

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Is Gustavo even shorter than peppino if he is I’m gonna die

he is !! hes a little gnome !!!

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #peppino #gustavo #brick the rat #brick #he gets the Gnome treatment that i give to every little gnome #magical #whimsical #strong... #and a tail! #peppino is also very strong so its just like #two tiny men who are capable of bashing skulls in without meaning to #also brick is just huge like #hes just a bear with a rats face #the one true peppino weakness #OH i just realized i dont have like #actual heights for them #peppino is like 5'1 MAYBE 5'2 #which i think translates to 153-155cm #so gustavo would be roughly half that

[viihoff]

I love the fact that Astarion seems to not smile while having this scene with a gnome while he smiles with any other race (who has a higher build I presume). And I don't think it's about the camera angle.

Bro is literally fighting his own Racist Urge here.

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #deep gnome #like literally he says 'I'm not usually impressed by the people of your stature' at some point #bro was literally fighting disgust when having sex with a gnome I don't know if it's hilarious or sad #I think that falling in love with a gnome is the best reality check for him #like bro she loves you for what you are and you WILL learn to appreciate the fact that she's so pickable #short wives for life - that will be his motto later after this #like you're 175 cm tall Astarion you're A SHORT KING YOURSELF #stop being mean

[mango-sideburns]

My fav thing about TAZ is that any aspect out of context sounds fucking bonkers.

Like, in the balance finale there's a scene in which Garfield (who is very specifically never described visually bc most people imagine him as like. The Lasagna Cat. Who in this universe is the most powerful warlock in the realm and also has a hobby of cloning people, which is great for the one character that got forced into haunting a mannequin) is summoned by an alien spaceship that runs on the power of friendship so he could beat up some flashing balls. In D&D.

And that was just. Such a normal scene in the narrative. No one blinked an eye. I would like to bow down to Griffins clear unmatched talent for making me feel such big emotions over ridiculous shit like a goddamned umbrella or a regular ass pair of jeans or the idea of a taco recipe.

#taz balance #the adventure zone #taz #i have. so many drafts of this post decontexualizing so many different scenes. #merle killing a room of autism creature looking things by asking them to tell the truth which then summons god #also merle retiring from his retirement to run fantasy margaritaville under the title Earl Merle #magnus the mannequin telling taako and merle to find the baby voidfish bc the big voidfish sung at him real hard bc in the century he #just now remembered (bc hes a mannequin not a human boy) #he gifted an alien jellyfish with dozens of shitty wooden ducks. he forgot that century bc his friend fed the jellyfishs baby a book #the gnome version of Teddy Rucksbin turns out to be the universes most competent spaceship pilot. hes also a talented opera singer #a man named Barry Bluejeans is dead and uses his ghost haunting powers to gift the three heroes badges that they cant see #right before theyre shuttled off in a cannonball to save a space lab full of kitschy elevators thats snowing pink tourmaline #barry also uses his ghost powers to hold hands with magnus and make random shapes in midair like a dresser when theyre trapped in a #fantasy version of The Dating Game hosted by ghost Jesse and James Rocket who steal bodyparts if you lose their game. #or like in campaign how a dude who wiped out in the first three seconds of ninja warrior convinces a human wifi router #who owns a bible theme park to take the apparent King of America to the white house on their hovercraft to be trued for treason #after he announced his intent to take over the country in a televised debate with an inuit goddess who is sometimes trapped in the body #of an HR worker all Donald Blake/Thor style #anyways. this show is ridiculous and i love it So Much