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folkloristico · 11 months
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everything about the meeting between Gwen and Miles’ parents was peak comedy, but the “I bet she doesn’t even speak Spanish” line had me dead because now I can’t stop imagining Gwen being like that Tom Holland interview where she goes like: I understand Spanish… to a a certain level 😉
Mrs. Morales: ¿Cuál es tu nombre?
Gwen: ……………….NEW YORK??
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littlekiwimonster · 6 months
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If Sadie has 1,000 fans, I'm one of them
If Sadie has 5 fans, I'm one of them
If Sadie has 1 fan, I'm that fan
If Sadie has 0 fans, I'm dead
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ridleyytheriddler · 11 months
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befriended this one girl whos a year older than me. shes super cool. found out she's bi. we start talking a lot. she finds out I play genshin impact. she's ar 58 in genshin bc she's been playing for a while, asked to play with me even tho I was only ar 33. I said yes ofc, we played together for two days. not two whole days, but like. yk. third day says she deleted genshin from her phone because it took up too much space. I said it was kind of sudden. girl reveals that she actually redownloaded it when she found out I played so she could play with me. my life is complete.
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fatestouch · 8 months
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"I feels as if it has been ages since I've seen both of you... and it seems you both have grown a bit more~"
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"We are both adults, grand-mère... I believe we have done all the growing we can, at this point."
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"Not all growth is simply physical, as you should well know." Seraphine St. Yves just smiles, letting Azrael take her hand to guide her inside. "Morgan, ma petite fleur, have you been well? You seem to have been involved in some rather nasty business."
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"Ah, yes ma'am..." She's not even surprised that Seraphine knew that. "Things were a bit difficult, but I'm fully recovered, thankfully."
"A relief and then some. I would be beside myself if I lost any of my darling grandchildren." She places a hand on Morgan's cheek. "Though I am almost ready to scold you for your recklessness, I am sure you've heard enough. So I will say only this..."
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"...Do not let those hunters get the best of you again. Am I understood?"
A shiver ran up Morgan's spine at her grandmother's words... and the double meaning behind them. Closing her eye for a moment, Morgan tilted her head in thought, before opening her eye again with a sly smile.
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"Even a genius makes an error in judgement every now and then, grand-mère. They may have had their victory in this little skirmish, but in the end, those hunters are dead, and I am still standing." Her eye glitters with mischief for a moment. "I don't make the same mistakes twice. They will learn that soon enough."
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Seraphine hums, pleased. "Very good. Now, then... I'd like to be shown around your gardens first. Your mother has told me that they are quite impressive."
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"Bien sûr, grand-mère. Everything there was grown entirely by my and Morgan's hand, so I am certain you will enjoy it~"
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itsannhoney · 6 months
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Would you guys like to see my usual go to "Self-Insert Oc" Idressa Belladonna that gets slightly adjusted to what I'm inserted her into?
No?
Oh....
WELL I DON'T CARE
I'M HAVING WAY TO MUCH FUN WITH MY NEW ACRYLIC PENS🌟🫣
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Isn't She PRETTY GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL DIVINE AAWAAAAAHHHAHAHABSBAHSBSNA 😭❤❤❤✨✨✨🥰🤯❤❤✨🤩🤩🤩✨✨✨😭😭😭😭😭😭
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thescaredsapphic · 1 year
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"all girls are like the rose bride"
ok so im actually kinda proud of this so whoever sees this can u pls hype this up or whatevs <33
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gem-power · 2 years
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In my opinion that Garnet sparked the "dancing" as I have noticed, like with Jasper and Lapis that it was mostly twirling like with Garnet. But if you look at Jasper and the corruption fusion then it wasn't dancing neither was the Bigger Ruby before Garnet formed they didn't dance or anything. It must be something of syncing together by any means but the dancing came later as a way to do it together instead of just because. But that's entirely my own hc.
In the case of Jasper’s fusion with the other corrupted jasper, I think what happened is she saw the other trying desperately to escape the cell, and used that desire as a way in. She probably focused her own mind on wanting to ‘escape’, or even just wanting to have control over the situation — which is something both the Jaspers wanted in that moment.
With regards to Garnet’s twirling dance… I may have to rewatch The Return and Jailbreak again, but I think Jasper didn’t actually see Sapph and Ruby fuse — because she entered the room, saw Garnet, then said “Great, you’re fused again?!” (or something v. similar.)
MY headcanon?? Is that, during the time that Steven was passed out and all the gems were put in jail cells, Jasper went to Lapis (or Peridot?) and questioned one/both of them about how the different gems fused. I can’t remember whether either of them witnessed fusion dancing, though…
Or perhaps!!! Since Jasper was there on Earth during the war….
There’s a big possibility she could have witnessed fusion dancing between Crystal Gem fighters. (!!!)
(Lapis also witnessed the war. Albeit for a short time.)
Thank you for this ask!!
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alexbkrieger13 · 2 years
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what the actual fuck was that from Hedvig
Hedvig in big moments ISTFG
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noperopesaredope · 6 months
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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justkellme · 7 months
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Me (doing my damndest to learn a new language from the material): Is there a reason for him saying that word twice? My teacher (who has been recording the sample dialogues with random family members): Because he can't follow a script
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nenayaquisieras · 2 months
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Simon has always been confused on why you gift him toys. Sure, most of the gifts you gave him were some of the things he liked. Bourbon, masks, gloves, make up for him to smudge his eyes with, some daggers and knives. Things that we're useful for him, just him. But later, you gifted him a toy airplane. He makes a comment about it, saying he is not a child anymore and you were better off giving it to Johnny instead.
"No, this is specifically for you, take it."
When he gets to him room, he walks toward his trash can, opening it with the tip of his boot. He gives one more look at the toy, his mood souring before throwing it into the trash. He goes on about his day, training, signing paper work, drills. Doing anything to ignore the pain stinging memories that the toy brought back. Emotions that were buried thousands of feet deep it could reach hell itself. Later, he lies awake in bed, staring at the ceiling, avoiding looking at the cylinder shape that's calling for him in his peripheral.
Fuck.
He pulls the covers off vigorously and stomps over to the trash can. He is standing over it like he's trying to intimidate it, as if it was an enemy he's trying to get rid of in battle. To anyone else, the scene would look comical.
He sighs to himself and reaches down to take out the toy he so cruelly threw away. He sets it on his desk and quickly walks toward his bed, facing away from his desk.
The next day, he wakes up feeling different. He swears he sees his room more vibrant, more lively. That energy follows him through out the day, having his other teammates notice his rather bright mood.
You catch him in the hallway. Pulling him aside to ask him about the paper work you left at his desk this morning. Of course, he notices the way you smile brightly, more so than usual. But he notices that you're not looking at him. More like looking at something next to him.
"What's got you so cheery?"
You turn to look up at him, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"I just..." You take a quick glance at the spot next to him, before bringing your eyes back upon his.
"I just hope you liked your gift." The same bright smile appearing on your face.
He stares at you, examining your words. Your expression.
You think you see his eyes crinkle a bit.
"Yea,"
"I liked it."
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babydarkstar · 3 months
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honestly no wonder harrow forced ianthe to lobotomize her so she could save gideon. listen…LISTEN…if i was a secret-war-crime cult nunlet princess worshipped by my entire planet and the only person that (barely) kept me in check was my childhood nemesis—a butch a year older than me, towering over me in stature and physical prowess, and so hot it made my teeth hurt from how hard my jaw clenched in her presence, who wielded a two-handed seven-foot sword and had irritatingly huge biceps and told very lewd stupid jokes and also learned how to wield an entirely new weapon and be my bodyguard with startling accuracy in three months—only to have us finally learn to trust each other because we got invited to a magic murder mystery and then before the bubble burst i spilled the worst secret about myself that i was born because my parents murdered an entire generation and tried to Kill Her along with them and she just wouldnt die, and i told her this expecting a swift death i believed i deserved, only for her to fucking cradle me in her big butch arms and kiss me on my forehead with her soft butch mouth and just. forgive me for a shameful weight ive carried my entire life and then MAKE AN ACTUAL NECRO/CAV VOW with me despite every evil thing i have done to her……to have her tell me, in the end, bleeding and broken after putting up the most beautiful and glorious fight of her life, that she understands purpose and she understands duty and she knows loyalty more fiercely than ever now, that she knows who she is to me, that there is no her without me….to have her backed into a corner and make the ultimate sacrifice…..for me…..to recite scriptural wedding vows of eternity to me in her last wisps of soul-consciousness…..if i thought there was even a snowflake’s chance in the pyre that i could save her by turning myself into her very own locked tomb, i’d be begging ianthe tridentweirdius to crack my skull open and turn me to mush too, goddamn. i understand you harrowhark girl you don’t have to explain a thing to me. god said you couldn’t undo the lyctor’s bond bc it’d kill you. you told god and his angels that not even a lyctor’s bond could outshine the power of female spite and lesbianism and they didn’t listen. they didn’t believe you. but i heard you loud and clear and i was 17 and hormonal and hopelessly romantic not too long ago unlike those fucking dinosaurs and i’m saying it’s valid it’s what i would have done and really everyone should be thanking you for not being worse and more wretched about it, all things considered
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freedarick · 1 year
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Reading my boss' daily report. It was a whole paragraph about how freaking slow I am and how bad that is...
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egophiliac · 5 months
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like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?
(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)
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chiptrillino-art · 6 months
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In the Spirit World, roughly 400 years ago.
When you are just a little blue guy. But the greater gods found a liking in you. And then you ended up as chewtoy for Koh.
Spirit shenanegans at their finest.
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ministarfruit · 3 months
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day 12: karma ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
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