#hoooo boy it's long baby

[zerozeroren]

hit me with that dream vacation like something outta Mamma Mia or Walking On Sunshine. sunny beach and singing and that cute girl I have a crush on.

K this will get loooong so strap yourself in love

The dream part of the vacation didn't start until week 4: previous 3 weeks were mostly a mess tho XD

Here is The Mess

The majority of it was like a never-ending family get-together when the house seems too small and too loud at all times. The Leventinis are a huge family: Tony's dad is the oldest of 6 siblings, 5 of them boys, and every single one of the siblings brought their spouse and kids to this house. There were 5 kids at the house at the time, just imagine the havoc! Sophie ended up babysitting them because she was always good with kids: she basically raised her own brothers herself (plus, she was so nervous around the adult Leventinis that she basically hid herself in the nursery with the children). However, two twins are nothing compared to 5 kids aged 6 to 2, and Sophie quickly found herself more exhausted than at work. Nonetheless, she made good friends with the kids, and especially with the only pre teen grandkid, Matt (aka Mattie, aka Matteo junior). She and Mattie found common ground super quickly, because neither of them felt like they belonged. Sophie felt this way because she was the only outsider and not a part of the family, and Mattie didn't feel like he belonged because of his age. His was 12, and already deemed child play boring, yet simultaneously wasn't accepted as an adult by other adults: he was stuck right in the middle. Sophie never condescended to Mattie (and was in fact the only one of the "grown-ups" who called him Matt), so Matt stuck to her like a velcro.

As mentioned previously, Sophie felt really confined around all the other adults. She simply didn't know how she was supposed to act and what was expected of her. She tried to question Tony about it, but deemed his sincere "Just be yourself!" too naïve and idealistic. So she suppressed most of her cookier tendencies around everyone but the kids. Which was quite taxing. It was especially taxing (and barely possible) to try to suppress humorous/sarcastic remarks, because humour is her primary coping mechanism. So sometimes jokes just shot out of her unprompted, and she felt like dying every time they did. She'd mentally beat herself up for not acting "normal", which would make her more upset, which would lead to more uncomfortable jokes, rinse and repeat.

Usually this kind of spiralling was when Tony would step up and broke the cycle, but he was constantly busy with family, while Sophie was mostly hiding away with the kids. Plus, one of Tony's aunts was slowly poisoning the well by subtlety shit-talking Sophie to Tony. This aunt, Louisa, was the youngest of the "parent" generation: only 30 to Tony's father's 54, and the only sister, which meant she was everyone's princess. Her brothers loved her to bits and spoiled her rotten, and she's gotten so used to it that any attention directed not at her was met very poorly. When Tony was born, the first of the grandkids, Louisa decided that he was born for her specifically to play with, and this view of him never changed for her even way into her (and his) adulthood. Because of all that, Louisa was constantly passive-aggressive with all the spouses of her older brothers (how dare they take away the time and love my brothers should have given me!), and especially with Sophie, because she wasn't even the part of the family yet and thus "had no right to retaliate". And of course Louisa wouldn't leave Tony alone during that time, so Sophie didn't even have an opportunity to talk to him about all this in private.

Sophie didn't even feel like she could voice her concerns, not really. First, she felt really out of place. In a different country, on another continent, in a different culture. She couldn't even understand what people were saying to one another because they were constantly speaking languages she didn't know. Plus, Leventinis were a wealthy, well-educated, successful and most of all loving family, and her upbringing was the opposite: came from a rural middle of nowhere, from a poor family, from a broken home. She felt herself to be "underwhelming" in comparison. Secondly, never speaking up about her troubles is one of Sophie's nastier habits even in more comfortable situations. She'd rather stew in her own bad emotions than "bother" anybody. Which has already let her to breakdowns in the past, btw. And lastly... She desperately wanted to make it right. Relationship with Tony was her longest, and definitely the happiest, and she was deathly afraid of not being "approved" by the clan, because she knew how much family meant to Tony. She was scared things will be over between them if she didn't pull off that "scam", didn't convince all of them she was "good for him". Which... Yeah she mostly put that pressure on herself by herself. Nobody (outside of maybe Louisa) needed her to be anything but someone who'd make Tony happy (which, yeah, she already was that). Tony's dad and Tony's younger cousin Gaia especially loved Sophie to bits, specifically because she was funny and dorky. But Sophie panicked, focused on the bad things, and ultimately projected the way Louisa acted towards her onto everybody else.

And there's a whoooole another subplot about the family preparing Gaia's wedding, which also added up more stress and turmoil to everyone.

So things just kept building up, with Sophie feeling more and more on edge, until one day Louisa allowed herself just one too many snappy remarks, and Sophie combusted. The scene between the two wasn't pretty, and Sophie pretty much just ran away dramatically in the rain XD and then she had a heartfelt conversation with a Catholic priest who barely spoke English XD but he gave her a lift to the house, and after a long conversation the situation resolved and all parties obtained a better understanding of each others' situations. Mistakes were made by many, and unsurprisingly it turned out that ALL of the Leventini spouses felt the same as Sophie XD all of them felt pressured into being a perfect inexistent version if themselves, and none felt okay with that. So they threw themselves a Spouse Party in Napoli and got wildly drunk and texted drunk bullshit to their respective Leventinis back home XD

And then there was the wedding, and only THEN the dream part of the vacation started, because Tony and Sophie moved out of the family home and traveled around Italy for the remaining week, seeing the sights, swimming, sunbathing, eating tons of gelato and finally spending time with one another and nobody else.

#attitudes #SophieTony #oc lore #hoooo boy it's long baby #long and messy #opinions appreciated

[shslskaterboy]

What's up Persona?

The name is James 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 I use he/him pronouns, I'm 26, I run a multifandom blog (emphasis on the persona if you couldn't tell 🤭) and there is a veritable cocktail of things Wrong in my Brain :3

I'm your friendly neighborhood Pegoryu guy and self proclaimed expert in all things Akira and Ryuji, and I have been known to write things from time to time, so why not make a pinned post about it (we love the sorting things type of autism)

#skaterboy speaks for all my original thoughts both fandom and non fandom related

#about: [insert blorbo name here] <3 and you've got yourself a blorbo post (mostly Akira and Ryuji, but that is subject to change)

#skaterboy answers for all of my answered asks, including games, bingos etc.

#skaterboy writes for fic updates (they're all pegoryu to no one's surprise)

speaking of,

Fic Masterlist!

I’m on ao3 @/beaboy ✌️💪‼️

Leap of Faith

What a Pleasant Surprise

And Then there was You (WIP)

Pegoryu week 2023 collection

Nail Polish and the Complications Therein

Anyways yeah that's pretty much all you need to know, other than that I tag every fandom and ship thing I reblog accordingly, and I am always down to talk. Seriously, leave a fic comment, rb stuff, send asks or submissions or whatever tickles your fancy, every interaction is appreciated :3

#hoooo baby this was a long time coming #imagine actually using the blogging platform to run a blog where you blog about things #what a novel concept #anyways I guess I'm a big boy now #I'll consider going and archiving my dr blorbo thoughts properly #but that is just so much work #and I don't really post about that anymore so shwatevs #if anyone really wants me to just beg and plead about it I guess

[hp-hcs]

yandere! mother! narcissa malfoy & gn! malfoy! reader

just some quick lil headcanons for you guys since i’m jetlagged as fuck 🥲👍

(also, anon, yes i do have your request! dw, tumblr did not eat it :D )

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let’s say the darling is younger than draco, by a fairly significant amount. maybe three or four years

as the baby of the family, you get all of the malfoys’ overprotective behaviors

lucius is definitely overprotective, yes, but he’s always just sort of distant in nature, so it never comes off as oppressive as narcissa’s

but if you got your heart broken hoooo boy, the poor sap better start writing their last will and testament

(that is, assuming narcissa or your brother didn’t already get to them first 😬)

((although let’s be honest, you wouldn’t be allowed to pursue any romantic relationships. a partner might try to take narcissa’s darling away from her, and we can’t have that))

from the time you were born, you had always been narcissa’s darling

she wouldn’t let anyone else hold you, because what if her darling started liking lucius or auntie bella more than her? no no, we can’t have that

you two were practically attached at the hip. so much so, that she rarely even let you play with your brother

if you were hanging out with draco, then you weren’t hanging out with her, and that was An Issue™

up until you were maybe… five or so, your bed was in narcissa’s room

(which wasn’t a problem. look at that dysfunctional family and tell me lucius and narcissa don’t have a sleep-in-different-beds situation going on)

narcissa was having a tea party? you were in her lap or playing with your toys on the floor at her feet.

narcissa went shopping? no no, lucius. really, it isn’t a problem. y/n loves going shopping with me, isn’t that right dear?

narcissa was seeing draco off as he boarded the express for his first year? well, first he was going to have to hug his little sibling goodbye. but not for too long, narcissa hates when other people touch her darling.

narcissa saw her toddler darling wave to another wizard child across the street? she’ll buy you everything: candy, toys, books, whatever she perceives you as needing in order to stay by her side. just don’t expect to be allowed outdoors for a while.

some of narcissa’s friends come to visit? oh yes, this is y/n, say hi, dear. no, they’re very sick right now and must stay in their room, the poor thing.

she definitely dresses you up in outfits that are matching or complimentary to hers

you’re really just like a possession, in her mind. you’re a thing to be owned, something to sit still and look cute, rather than a living breathing human child

now, hogwarts. hogwarts is tough.

given you and your brother’s age difference, you should be entering your first year at about the same time as the dark lord returns.

this is great news for your mother

she now has a plausible excuse for homeschooling you. oh, no, my husband and i are just so worried, given the state of things.

(if anyone asks why they don’t homeschool both of their children, narcissa’s lips will thin into a straight line, and her top lip will curl back into a sneer. it’s so unsettling to see that people just drop the question.)

she has the house elves make you your favorites every day for meals, all while sighing about how the house elves at hogwarts won’t ever make you these, it’s such a shame.

by the time the next year rolls around and you can go to school, your mother only does so because of the dark lord’s newfound residence inside malfoy manor.

she is Not Happy™.

draco is overjoyed. now he has a chance to be around his darling little sibling without his pesky mother in the way

as a prefect, he has his own private dorm room. he pulls a few heartstrings, really, professor mcgonagall, i’m just worried about my sibling leaving my sight, especially in these uncertain times, and convinces the staff to let you move in.

draco’s friends try to sit with you both on the train, but that does not go well

“hey, little malfoy. i don’t think we’ve officially met yet.”

“nott, if you don’t stop looking at my y/n, i’ll rip out your eyes myself.”

so basically, you’re fucked! 👍😆👍🌈✨💖

#harry potter #fuck jkr #hp #x reader #hp x gn reader #x male reader #hp x male reader #narcissa malfoy #male reader #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy #gn reader #gender neutral reader #x gender neutral reader #x

[wifeofasith]

Hiii same anon as earlier! I can leave one of these 🌸 so you know it’s me!!

And uh… hoooo damn I am all over big!Anakin, figuratively and literally hehe

I imagine that on one hand there can be the softer side where he picks up his tiny and carries them like they’re a baby bird, keeps them tucked safe in his pocket… or in other parts of his clothes say if he’s got a long flight on a cruiser or starfighter… ❤️‍🔥

And lets them sleep in the crook of his neck or right between his pectorals with his hand keeping them warm and they can feel his heartbeat

But then there’s the other side of him and if his tiny stepped outta line or anyone messed with his tiny… oooh boi

Dear 🌸, how are you single-handedly curing my laziness!? I love talking and thinking about this !!

MDNI

My favorite wholesome idea is Ani having his tiny asleep on top of his chest, shielding them with the palm of his hand as they rest peacefully. They get tired so much faster than he does so he spends hours on weekly basis just watching them rest on top of him, caressing them and making sure nothing can hurt them in their most vulnerable moments.

Listening to Anakin's heart is like a lullaby, instantly sending them into the sweetest dreams. Anakin always tries his best to keep it steady so his precious wouldn't get startled if it became more rapid. Feeling his pulse vibrating through their tiny body is the highest form of connection.

Of course, even with his miniature partner Anakin finds ways to be entertained.

Seated between his legs while Anakin is 'busy' piloting, poor tiny can't stop shivering and trembling while feeling his bulge growing impossibly bigger, brushing their back like a predator. Anakin is huge. Everywhere. The fact that his cock alone would be enough to crush them is both exciting and terrifying. It never stopped Anakin from covering them in white though.

#woas #anakin x reader #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin skywalker smut #anakin x reader smut #anakin skywalker x reader smut #anakin skywalker x you #anakin x you #anakin smut #anakin x y/n

[anxious-lee]

|| Ramshackle Tickle Headcanons ||

A/N: just watched the pilot last night and read the comic this morning, I'm ready 💪. I can tell these three are gonna be my new beloved found family. as far as I can tell, there isn't a whole lot of fan content of this on tumblr so I'm really scared this is gonna find its way to the normies 😢

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Vinnie

- chaotic ler

- usually the first one to initiate a tickle fight

- fights to WIN (and have fun with her friends)

- the roughest tickler of them all; squeezes, scribbles, and pokes anywhere and everywhere she can reach. she will the loudest laughter she can out of you

- skipp is her easiest lee; he'll start a chase and everything for the game of it, but he doesn't fight too hard once he gets caught

- stone, however, is the hardest lee, but we'll get to that later; despite how difficult he is to corner, she likes the challenge; besides, somebody's got to make sure that sad twig boi smiles

- once she finds your worst spot, she's not leaving

- teases with evil laughter and playful mockery; "no mortal can escape the clutches of the TICKLE MONSTER MWAHAHAHA!" "You wanna get away? You wanna get away?? Well you're not gettin' away~"

- when tickled, she SCREAMS and CACKLES but will NOT beg

- doesn't mind being tickled, doesn't love it; it's all in good fun

- ^ you wouldn't know that based on how hard she fights her ler; kicking, clawing, flailing, you name it; she does not like to lose

- in fact, she'd rather have her face turn purple than call it quits; the ler just has to know when to stop on their own because she's sure as hell not going to tell them

- most ticklish spot is her armpits

- do not try to outrun her because she is so damn persistent. she will catch you; tackles and pins you down before she tickles you

Skipp

- lawful lee

- has the goofiest little giggles in the world; a real "teehee" lad

- can't and won't hold back his laughter

- by far the happiest to be a lee

- actively likes tickling and WILL admit it

- most ticklish spot is his sides

- he can tickle if he thinks one of his friends needs it but he mainly prefers to be the lee

- doesn't wiggle that much; all the energy that would go into squirming goes into giggling instead

- cups his pink cheeks and gives tiny feet kicks 🥰

- will squeal if you tickle his neck

- a lot of teases don't work on him because they rely on being embarrassed, and he's not embarrassed about tickling

- the teases that DO work are baby talk, since it adds to the silly feeling

- pokes tickle him the most

- his giggly laughter is laced with mangled outcries; "HEHEHEHE WAITHEHEHE STO- HEHE NOT THERE HEHEHE"

- if skipp gets in stone's personal space one too many times, stone'll wreck him (he knows skipp is doing it on purpose)

- isn't that invested with winning or losing a tickle fight; he's just happy to be there

- tries to get stone to loosen up about tickling (explanation later)

- gets ganged up on by the other two the most

- falls for those old tickle tricks, not because he wants to get tickled, but because he is just so obliviously trusting

Stone

- HOOOO BOY

- the one we've all been waiting for

- I'm gonna let yall know right now this ones going to be the longest (SUE ME OKAY?!)

- neutral lee-leaning switch

- will swear up and down on his life that he's not ticklish (it's a lie!) until the other two little gremlins finally decide to prove him wrong

- he's very embarrassed about being ticklish; skipp doesn't understand why and tries to get him more comfortable with it, which causes stone to turtle-up and shut down the conversation; vinnie takes a less gentle approach and just tells him to "loosen up, dude!"; it seems like a childish thing to him, like something he should have grown out of

- despite how embarrassed he is about his weakness, he's not actually embarrassed about saying the word; he can say "tickle" all day long, he just can't admit he's ticklish

- he repeats the same three words everytime someone asks: "I'm not ticklish"

- if he thinks for even a second he's about to get tickled, he sprints like his life depends on it; this means the first ten times his friends have tried to tickle him, they failed, no matter how stealthy they were.

- finally, on try eleven, they managed to overtake him; he wouldn't laugh for the first two whole minutes; vinnie was straddling his waist while skipp kept him from kicking and bucking her off; eventually, he did crack; it only took a random squeeze at his death spot for him to slip up: his thighs; vinnie caught on right away and went to town, and then poor stone couldn't keep himself together; if he laughed any harder, he swore he'd crumble to pieces; his arms waved around, too jellied up to put any real force behind them; his eyes were still squeezed shut, but his smile was brighter than the motherfucking sun; it even put skipp's to shame; he looked uncharacteristically like a little baby, laughing and shrieking

- vinnie and skipp's eyes practically filled with stars; neither of them had ever seen this side of stone before; but that was about to change

- he can't claim he's not ticklish anymore, but he'll still go to any lengths to avoid talking about it

- stone didn't know he had a death spot until that moment, nothing ever came into contact with his thighs so he had no way to know

- his laugh is very high-pitched, differing from his usual deep rumble; pure belly laughter with a side of hiccups (no not hiccup laughs, ACTUAL hiccups. it's the cutest thing I swear)

- within thirty seconds of laughing, he's lost all ability to save face; cries out a lot of "please"s if vinnie goes hard enough

- the tops of his cheeks will go red while he's being tickled; not full tomato, but just enough to shatter his pride

- he's the most adorable lee 💓💓💓

- he is SO HARD TO CATCH THO

- he's got the reflexes of a cat

- doesn't like being teased, then he gets a little too embarrassed

- the only comments that ARE acceptable are ones of curiosity; like if skipp goes "hmmm I wonder if this spot is ticklish?" or vinnie says "dang bro I didn't know you could laugh that hard"

- if he's comfortable with anyone tickling him, it's skipp; he knows he can trust him to not laugh at him

- as much as he'll deny it, he doesn't hate tickling as much as he wishes; in fact, it might even be a little bit fun <3

- as a ler, he's pretty skilled

- where vinnie is a very rough and sloppy ler, stone is very careful and methodical

- starts with light traces to amp up the tension, then goes in for the kill

- tickles skipp the most, because there's a significantly smaller chance of skipp fighting back

- he tickles his friends in an older brother sort of way; mostly its when they're bugging him

- teases with "ya learnt your lesson yet?" "that doesn't sound like someone who wants me to stop tickling" "you were practically asking for it, being a pain in the arse and everything"

- specifically teases skipp because he knows he likes it; "having fun, down there? i can see that smile, mister, you ain't fooling me"

- most of the time though he'll just watch the other two tickle fight and watch boredly

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IT TOOK A LOT OF RESTRAINT NOT TO RAMBLE

AND I DID ANYWAY!!!

I'll save the rest of my thoughts for potential fics

Hope you enjoy!

#tickle #tickles #tickling #ticklish #tickle community #tickle headcanons #ramshackle tickles

[impishtubist]

Hey, I'm the Anon who asked about the Sirius prompts. I was thinking of Prongsfoot and possibly even Sirius/Kingsley. I don't fuck with Wolfstar. But if you still don't want to do it, I completely understand!

WELL NOW YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION ANON

I have never considered pregnant Sirius in the context of Starking and now I will be thinking of nothing else, thank you.

Starking:

-There would definitely be a lot of press surrounding this baby. The Minister of Magic having a baby with former convicted mass murderer Sirius Black? Who is also guardian of the Boy Who Lived? And they're all war heroes? Hoooo boy Sirius and Kingsley are going to have to deal with a ton of paparazzi.

-Being pregnant makes Sirius sooooooooooooo cranky. He wants this baby but also he is so grumpy about it. Kingsley is very excited, but in a reserved way, because Sirius is pretty miserable and he doesn't want to upset his husband further.

-Kingsley dotes on Sirius and takes care of him, but not in a smothering way, so Sirius allows it. Even when he's away at the Ministry for long periods of time, he sends Sirius little gifts and checks up on him.

-I think in a Starking situation (especially post-DH) the baby would be an accident. They're both excited once they get over the shock of it, but yeah, they are NOT expecting it.

-Harry gets to be a big brother! We love when Harry gets to be a big brother. He becomes kind of a mother hen, which Sirius allows because he loves his godson So Much, even though Harry is driving him insane.

-Ugh, as much as I hate Remadora.....Teddy and the Starking baby getting to grow up together would be super fucking cute. Maybe Tonks divorces Remus or something.

-Sirius taking the baby to visit Dad at work at the Ministry 🥺

Prongsfoot:

-James is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited, he can hardly contain himself. Sirius is so grumpy and he has to deal with a husband who will not stop fussing over him or excitedly getting prepared for the baby. James has the entire nursery put together within 48 hours of learning about the pregnancy. He's like an excitable puppy dog.

-Unlike with Starking, I think this one is planned. James wants an entire Quidditch team, after all. Sirius is only too happy to oblige (even though he's grumpy about it).

-Sirius taking the baby to Quidditch matches and they both cheer James on.

-Dealer's choice if Harry is a Prongsfoot baby, or if he's still a Jily baby and James and Lily are divorced. Either way, once Sirius starts having more babies, Harry is kind of jealous at first. In this universe, he never went to the Dursleys and has been the focus of everyone's attention for so long, so when siblings come along, he is Not Happy. But he soon gets over it.

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Okay I'm realizing these are all more headcanons rather than prompts, but I hope they can also serve as prompts! Are you writing us some pregnant Sirius? 👀

#imp speaks #prongsfoot #starking

[littletrash1027]

anymore context on the Tails Zeti AU? has Tails always been with the Zeti? the idea seems super interesting

hoooo, boy. this is gonna be a long one. because of such, more under the cut.

okay, so, the "Tails Zeti AU" is actually a Lost World Rewrite AU me and @madychi thought of. basically, it's the same up until a certain point, and Tails becomes somewhat mind controlled with a device while Sonic is robotosized in a way.

these are some of the old designs Mady thought of (not as refined as Eggman would make robots, but makes sense for babies first robot [aka the Deadly Six's]).

context for this image is that, during the time Tails and Sonic are stuck with the Six, the Six develop an anti-stockholm syndrome for Zails (and somewhat for Zonic), or the proper term is Lima syndrome. like, they want to care about them, but at the same time have to have that power over 'em.

this comes to a head when a bunch of Sonic's pals (Amy, Knuckes, Silver, and maybe others [including Eggman for a temporary truce]) try to rescue the duo from Lost Hex, which results in a big confrontation, one scene shown in this image here.

eventually, Sonic and Tails are freed from the Six and Lost Hex, but are left with a lot of trauma from the conditioning that they went under for months unend. it's bad enough that they had to have time away from each other, with Tails staying with Big for emotional support, and Sonic with someone else (I forget; I did say this was all from memory, so give me some grace).

and, uh, yeah. that about covers everything I remember. not as nice an AU as I think you were hoping for, but you did ask! sorry! if you would like to know more, Mady may remember more than I do úvù.

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #zeti #sonic zeti #deadly six #sonic deadly six #tails #tails the fox #zavok #zavok the zeti #big the cat #sonic lost world #sonic lost world rewrite #sonic au #au #zonic #zails

[justasimplesinner]

Are 2022 rqs still open? Cuz oh boy oh buddy your kiss descriptions are so gd good, would it be possible to ask for making out hcs for 2022 Eddie and Ossie? Sweet riddle lad or bastard mob boss, either way, HOO

HOOOO

2022!Edward make-out hcs:

oh my god he has fantasized about this before you two even got together (or you actually learned his name) and keeps on daydreaming after. you are constantly on his mind and ever since he got a taste of your lips, he will never get enough. good job, you got yourself an addict

isn't the most straightforward person, so in the beginning, he will be too scared to initiate anything. he really doesn't want to ruin the thing he has with you

is a little sloppy and awkward, but very eager. and i mean very. there's nothing he wanted more than this, he's gonna make the best of this hopefully for the both of you

tell him once that it's okay to touch you and you'll never have to tell him again

he's always so desperate, like he was drowning and you were the very air he breathes. he kisses hard and with a lot of emotion, and his hands will cluth at you like his life depends on it

despite not being much on the dominant side, he will somehow always have you pushed up to the nearest surface during make-out sessions. he's stronger than he looks and he just pushes himself up against you so much that at some point you have to lean on a solid surface. it's like he tries to merge you two into one

gets hard quickly, so even if that wasn't your intention, you still get it! at first it's embarassing, but it's very easy to show him how much you don't mind ;)

he's generally vocal and this is no different. he whines. a lot. and who doesn't want a grown man whining into your mouth like a touch-starved puppy?? and he shivers a lot, it's like he's positively vibrating under your fingertips whenever you're close

loves it when you touch him back. it doesn't matter where, he wants your hands everywhere. pulling at his hair, squeezing his cheeks, grabbing at his sides, his ass, his back, everywhere. he'd do anything to keep your hands on him

also, once he gets comfortable, he's not-so-hesitant to initiate and take over control. not a Big Dom™ this guy (obviously) but he will gladly snatch you right into his lap and press your body to his as he kisses you breathless and clutches at your body all over

2022!Oswald make-out hcs:

oh honey, he's down. he's down down. he's in. paint him intrested. jesus fuck he loves it and he's not afraid to show it

and he's a ridiculously good kisser, too. he can get a bit too excited sometimes, trust me, but every time he gets sloppy, you know you're in for a good time

he has a generally dominating personality, he's confident in what he's doing, so don't be surprised if he sweeps you for a quick sesh every now and again. he loves it when you initiate it though, makes him feel loved and attractive

always has his hands on you. usually starts by pulling you in by your face or your waist, but boy do they love to travel. he knows you like the back of his hand, maps out every inch of you

pats and squeezes your ass a lot

a passionate kisser. he's so fucking into you it's not funny, and his kisses convey just that. you've got him wrapped around your pretty little finger

usually starts out slow and very sensual, cradling your cheek, smiling with you into the kiss, but sometimes, he's in a frienzy. either you got him all riled up or he's stressed out of his mind, then he will pull out the big guns immediately. hard, long, passionate and breathtaking, with his hands grabbing at your waist and pulling you right up against him, holding the back of your head to keep you right where he wants to, all the rizz baby

and about stress - this is his favourite way to relax. your hands have this magical ability to immediately get rid of any tension in him. and you don't have to ever worry about him being too rough because of stress - he always make sure you're alright. unless you want him to be rough, of course

there isn't a word out there that could describe how much he actually loves when you sit on his lap. you're so close to him and he has access to all of you and your scent is everywhere around him. absolutely loves that

and you have no idea how funny you got him feeling inside. he's never had anyone interested him simply because of him, and suddenly you're here, kissing him all over and calling him handsome and your hands are positively squeezing his sides and dragging down the nape of his neck, he's in heaven. he's never felt needed and wanted like this before

#my writing #headcannons #the batman 2022 #the batman (2022) #oswald cobblepot #penguin #the penguin #edward nygma #edward nigma #edward nashton #the riddler #riddler #gets a little steamy sometimes #but still sfw #big feels on this one fellas #anonymous

[danmainacc]

TETSUBO | TWO

pairing: leonardo hamato x black! fem! reader

word count: 2.4k, longer than my usual

warnings: violence, blood, gets a little dark, innuendos, mutation, mutants, happens in the shows timeline but all are aged up 3 years, and sadly April doesn’t exist.

a/n: very much self insert

...

"Black Submarine, are we clear?" Raph asked over the walkie-talkies.

I took a quick look around to make sure no one else was on the rooftop. "Affirmative, Red Rover."

"Copy," he smirked, hanging up.

I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose.

'I don't know how I let them talk be into this.'

The boys wanted to do a cannonball into this rooftop pool and me, being the sucker I am, said yes to helping them.

Just then, Donnie's grappling hook attached to the building behind me, and the boys came zipping over not too long after.

I zipped up my poncho as Raph gave them the signal and they all jumped off the zip-line.

"Cow!"

"A!"

"Bun!"

"Ga!"

"CANNONBALL!" They all shouted with a smile.

I whipped out my camera and caught the moment just as the crashed into the water, clearing out the entire pool.

"Whoo hoooo!" I cheered throwing my fist in the air as they danced in the now empty pool.

"You must be this rad to ride that ride," Mikey smiled, pointing at himself.

"Uh, based on our velocity and entry angle...I concur! We rad," Donnie smirked, throwing down some peace signs.

"You guys crushed it," I congratulated, unzipping my raincoat and throwing it to the side. "Gimme three."

They each jumped out the pool and gave me a high five, adding their own little flip or spin to it.

"Couldn't have done it without you, (y/n). Our girl with the plan," Raph smiled.

"And keys to the roof," Leo smirked, throwing his arm around my shoulder as he jingled the keys, making me swipe them back from him, blush growing on my face.

"Now let's go bungee dunk on the hoops at Rucker Park," Mikey cheesed, squeezing his way in between the two of us.

'Thank youuuu, Mikey.'

"I'm down. Just one thing first," I nodded, grabbing two signs and tossing them on the ground. "Wet Floor and Dry Pool."

"My work is done here. Leo, can I hitch a ride?" I asked, turning to the blue clad turtle with smile.

"O' course, sweetheart," he grinned, turning around and crouching. "Hop on~."

I rolled my eyes and blushed, grabbing his neck and wrapping my legs around his waist. "You irk me so much," I sighed.

"You love it," he shook off.

I rested my head on his shoulder and they jumped off the roof, landing on the next one when Raph missed and crashed into the wall.

"Hey, guys, hold up. Poor thing looks lost," he stated, pointing to a little cat-dog thing in the middle of a construction site.

We all jumped down to see it, Raph's jump startling the little thing.

"Awww. Hey, little guy. What are you doing here? Come to big Raphie," he cooed, trying to get the thing's attention.

Everyone did their best to silence their snickers.

"What? Pets love me, all right? I am one with the animals," Raph smiled.

The thing made quick work scratching up his face before jumping into my arms, licking my face.

It was love at first sight.

"Ack! You are so ADORABLE!" I smiled, rubbing my nose with it's own.

"Pfft. I can be adorable," Leo scoffed, crossing his arms.

"It looks so weird. What is it?" Mikey asked, scratching his head.

"It's mine is what it is," I cheesed, giving it a hug.

"Maybe it's some kind of nuclear St. Bernard," Donnie joked, noting the thing's collar, which had some glowing green liquid inside.

A loud scoff interrupted us and we all turned around to see two, large human men standing at the entrance to the site, with dogs in their baby holders.

"Ooh! Humans! Initiate plan H," Raph whispered.

"Um, excuse me, sirs. Can you direct us to your local science fiction convention that we are currently dressed for?" Leo asked, giving himself a lisp.

I did everything in my power to hold in a snicker.

'Oh, I am never letting him live this down.'

"Snazzy alien turtle outfits, huh?" Mikey nasally smirked, adjusting his sash.

"We are just typical, normal humans who got lost in the middle of our normal, everyday human lives. Nailed it," Donnie awkwardly chimed.

I facepalmed, my new pet doing the same thing.

"Dude, you gotta make it to rehearsal," Leo whispered.

"Give to me creature. How you say....Pretty please...or I'll destroy you," the larger on threatened me with a Russian accent, getting closer.

Leo quickly stepped in front of me, shooting the man a glare as I blushed behind him.

'Get yourself together, (y/n)!'

"Really? You think you're gonna step to our friend? Rookie mistake, hoss," Raph threatened back, cracking his knuckles.

"And if you step to my friends for stepping to you for stepping to me? You're gonna have to step to me, dicks," I added, sticking my tongue out at them with a smirk.

"You do not intimidate us, with or without your fake nerd voices," the Russian one dismissed.

"That was actually my real voice," Donnie frowned, crossing his arms.

"Well, you better get intimidated, 'cause we're like nothing you've ever seen," Raph smirked.

"What's wrong with my voice?" Donnie asked the rest of us.

"Not now, Don," I sighed, giving him a pat on the shoulder.

Suddenly, the two men started glowing purple, these purple-light-blobs circling them.

"Whoa!"

"No way!"

"Dude."

"Jumping Jack Flash!"

My eyes went wide as their dogs began turning into some hell-hounds or somethin', and they turned into these aliens with armor.

"So...you guys from Jersey?" Leo joked at we stood off.

"Really, Leo?" I groaned.

"What? I can't make a joke in the middle of the craziest thing ever? That's how I cope," he smiled.

"Whatever. This is our chance to finally use these babies," Raph smiled as the brothers whipped out their new weapons.

As the guys charged as us, I shook my head. "I can fight thugs and all, but aliens and hell-dogs were not in the job description so...I'm just gonna go over here," I excused, getting me and my new dog friend out of the way.

"Guys, I got this," Donnie smirked, activating the jets in his bo-staff. "Fibonacci!"

It was about to hit the alien, but instead spiraled out of control in mid air, so my dog teleported in the air, grabbed it, and brought it back to Donnie, coming right back to me after.

"Hey, it plays fetch. And teleports, which is--OH, MY GOSH, IT TELEPORTS!" Donnie freaked, quickly getting shot with a glowing beam of light from the alien's sword, landing on a stack of cinderblocks.

"Holy shit, Donnie! Are you okay?" I frantically asked, running over to him.

"Pro tip: the inexplicable glow-y wave--extraordinarily painful," he groaned.

I turned back to the rest of them to see that we were losing, bad. Leo was on the floor, Mikey had beat himself up with his nunchucks, and Raph had just gotten toss by the hell-hound.

'Shit!'

"Hey! Uglier and Ugliest! Leave them alone!" I spat, throwing bricks at the monsters.

One of them made their hand glow again and I swallowed hard, preparing for the beam coming my way, but instead, it made a force-field come around my new dog friend.

He tried teleporting out of it, but it wouldn't let him.

"Hey!" I shouted as they starting pulling him towards them. I held onto the field as tight as I could as it dragged me along with it, shock of electricity eventually shooting me back

"I have the agent and the vial. Hyah!" The monster shouted, his hand opening this weird looking portal in the wall.

"Whoa!" The boy marveled, the sound of a bicycle bell interrupting them.

"Sweet shortcut," A man with shockingly large earlobes smiled as he he rode his bike towards the portal.

"Wait, this is not a short cuuuuut--AAAAAAAAH!"

"Aah! Good to know," Mikey winced.

The monster got back on his hound and began riding towards the portal, my dog friend still in his hand.

"Hey! Give him back!" I exclaimed, running after them.

"(y/n)! No!" Leo dove after me as I jumped into the portal, it shutting before he could make it.

"AAAAAAAAAH!" I screamed as I free fell down this blue hole.

'If I die, I'm haunting those guys for the rest of their lives.'

I landed on this hard, stone bridge and lifted my head, only to see all these different types of mystical, alien looking things everywhere.

"Whoa," I gasped, standing up. "I'm definitely not in New York anymore."

I looked up into the sky to see a window like thing that let me view the Metro Apartments and the above-world sky.

'So maybe I'm just under New York.'

I turned around to see this large, castle-like building not too far away.

"Maybe they took him there."

...

After a lot of exploring, I've come to the conclusion that this castle has a lab, which is where they're keeping my little dog friend and the food delivery guy.

I still don't know how I'm gonna save my little friend and get out of here, so I barricaded myself in the weapons room for the time being.

"I gotta find something to defend myself with. Who knows when some mutant-thing'll show up," I sighed, walking up the steps to the weapons platform.

There were so many to choose from, battle axes, kunai knives, shurikens, the whole nine.

"(y/n)," a voice whispered.

I whipped my head around to see something glowing (f/c) in a barrel of weapons. And despite my better judgement, I went towards it, pushing the rest of the weapons out of the way to reveal a tetsubo.

"Dibs," I smiled, picking it up.

I almost immediately dropped it. The shit was heavy.

"I'll get used to it."

Out of nowhere, I heard arguing coming from the tunnel, and it was coming fast.

I got into a fighting stance, holding the tetsubo like a baseball bat, as whatever it was finally landed.

It was the boys.

"It's like if magic and science had a baby!" Donnie smiled, looking around the room.

"(y/n)!" Leo smiled, jumping up and pulling me into a bone crushing hug. "Don't scare me like that, man. I thought I lost you."

My cheeks turned beet red and I looked up at him. "What? No faith in me?" I asked with a smirk.

"Pssh. You know I do," He smirked.

"Save the goo-goo eyes for later. Right now we need to get some weapons," Raph smirked, him and Mikey running up to the weapons platform.

"Oh, yeah. I got myself one," I smiled, triumphantly holding up my tetsubo as it glowed black.

"Oooooo," The three marveled.

As they scrambled to get some weapons I walked over to this crystal with Donnie.

"What about you, D? Don't you want a glow-y weapon?" I asked.

"No, I'm good. I'll never let you go," He happily whispered to his bo. "This looks interesting, though," he snatched the purple crystal.

"Oh, yeah!" Leo smirked at the three posed with their new weapons.

"Let's go save that dog thingy!" Raph cheered.

...

We rolled out the tunnel and landed in the laboratory, where this guy with sheep horns looked at us evilly.

'Oh, that's definitely the boss villain.'

"All right, you unusually buff bookworm, give us the little guy, and you'll walk out of here with your horns still attached," Raph ordered heroically.

"Shouldn't we also stop him from creating-crab men?" Leo added.

"Crab men?" I asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"Long story," Donnie sighed.

"Good note. Okay, give us the little guy, stop creating crab-men--." "Imitation crab-men," Donnie corrected.

"Jesus," I groaned, facepalming.

He kept on saying it over and over, the boys making their own revisions, so I got impatient.

"Enough talk!" I shouted, jumping down from the ledge and going straight for the sheep-guy.

"Oh, my gosh! She just ran in!" Mikey exclaimed, horrified.

"Puny human! How dare you attack Baron Draxum?!" he shouted, angry.

"Like this!" I smirked, bringing my tetsubo down on him, aiming for his head.

He managed to move out the way just in time and I slammed it on the ground instead, a (f/c) glow surrounding me.

And suddenly, I multiplied into 5 other mes.

My eyes shot wide. "Holy shit!"

"Did she just multiply?!" Donnie exclaimed.

"I think I'm in heaven," Leo smirked.

I blushed dark red at his comment, but while I was distracted, Draxum threw down these seeds to created these purple, vine-tentacle things.

I dove out the way just in time and the boys jumped on top of them, hitching a ride. And out of nowhere, a giant robot thing popped out the ground.

'This is too freaky!'

"Oh, my gosh!" Mikey exclaimed.

"Aaah! It looked at me!" Leo shuddered.

It grabbed the tentacle-vines the whipped it, throwing the boys off, but they quickly jumped back up.

Leo grabbed his odachi and ran over to the monster's foot, slicing it clean off. So I took this as an opportunity to run up the thing's leg and back.

I wound up the tetsubo and suddenly, the 5 of me came back. "Awesome!"

But suddenly the six of us, turned into 50. "Doubly-Awesome!"

We all wound up the tetsubo again and slammed it into the thing's head, making it yell in pain and swipe it's hand at us, causing me and my doubles to fall off.

"Shit! Leo, catch me!" I shouted, the ground fast approaching.

"Which one?! You all look the same!" He panicked, frantically raking his eyes over all my doubles.

"The one that's gonna kill you if you don't catch me!" I growled.

"I'm just gonna guess!" He shook his head, jumping up and catching me just before I hit the ground, the rest of my doubles poofing away once they smashed into the rubble.

"You were this close to getting haunted," I breathlessly smirked, pinching my fingers.

"Relax, babe. You think I would let a pretty thing like you fall?" He smooth talked, wiggling his eyebrows at me.

I turned dark red and turned away from him, crossing my arms. "Dumbass."

And with that, I passed out.

...

"Guys, I think she's waking up," Mikey smiled, calling the others.

"Really?! Out the way," Leo smiled, shoving his brother into a wall, smirking at me as I opened my eyes. "Good morning, Sunshine."

"Huh? What happened?" I asked, rubbing my head as I sat up.

Just then, my little dog friend appeared in my lap, giving me a happy yip and a lick to the face.

"Well, we found out we have mystic powers, defeated that Draxum guy, saved little guy over here, escaped the Hidden City, and accidentally released thousands of oozequitos into New York," Donnie listed on his fingers.

"Wow. Who knew someone so adorable could be the cause of so much mayhem. Hey! Mayhem's a cute name," I smiled, snuggling with my newfound friend.

"Alright, well we're gonna go play with our new mystic powers in the dojo. Wanna join?" Leo offered with a smile.

"Let's go," I smiled back, throwing my arm around his shoulder and having Mayhem teleport us.

...

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt leo x reader #nickelodeon

[j0kers-light]

An idea has been floating around in my head. How would J react to finding a child? Like they’ve either been abandoned or they’re lost or maybe even kidnapped and he happens to stumble across them. Would he do anything, purposefully scare the kid more cuz it’s amusiiiing (SHEESH Joker🤧) or just ignore them, orrrr? I can’t decide his thoughts about kids; at most he’s probably just indifferent, finds them annoying or MAYBE somewhere deep inside find them almost endearing?? Just to the extent of, “they’re easy to entertain and play around with” *Cue Joker acting like a child himself* Apologies Choas, this is a lot, I’m just trying to gather opinions!!

Joker with a child 😀 almost fell out of my office chair when I read this ask earlier! and anon it’s never too much! Don’t apologize! Send everything you have! I got carried away so here’s an unnecessarily long answer!!

If the child is kidnapped, guaranteed Joker is involved PURELY BY ACCIDENT! The poor kid was taking a nap in the getaway van (Kids am I right??? So weird.) How was J supposed to know!? Now Bats and the GCPD thinks he abducted someone’s demon offspring. He most certainly did NOT! He resents the title; Child Abducter. Like he’s actually gonna return it 🙄 pfft. Of course it being an adolescent roughly 7-16yr. Does letting the kid become an official gofer count as good parenting? Wait. He’s not considering becoming one!!!

Unrelated: The kid is surprisingly good at driving. J highkey wants to hire them for future jobs 🤣😭 “uh.. yeah you can drive on the uh sidewalk.. have at it.” Later on Frost explains what GTA is to Joker; they’re hired. 😂

If the child is lost Hoooo boy. I’m feral at the thought of a younger kiddo (like 1-6yr) crying for their parents in a panicked crowd (totally not Joker’s fault) and J is like “ew” before getting away but the child grabs the back of his jacket. Now there’s a child hanging from Joker and he could care less. Goes about his day as normal. I’m taking murdering sprees, at least two other robberies etc. Eventually he gets annoyed by the excessive amount of giggling, this kid having a ball swinging around! but they’re ruining Joker’s image. Cue J grabbing the child by their leg, “how do I turn this thing off” pokes their baby rolls (unknowingly makes the kid laugh more; all the goons are horrified). Y/n fainting when Joker comes home with a child dangling from his shoulder that’s chewing on his Swiss knife. Wayyyy too close to the blade. The child laughs at you falling down. “You think that’s funny brat? Wait til I hold ya ransom.” the child is later rescued/found after their parents make an undisclosed payment..

If the child is abandoned (rip to my ovaries) Joker sees a bit of himself watching the child cry in the dirty cardboard box, (or whatever they were left in) in the abandoned building everyone was hiding in. Frost tells him to kill it or something and receives a stab wound for his.. well, frostiness. There is something about this child that makes Joker feel… sigh, he hates it but the minute the child sees J’s clown face and their eyes connect? IT'S OVER! Joker cleans Carter’s out and he practically buys Gerber stock with the ridiculous amount of stuff he buys this child.

If Bats can have crime fighting orphans, why can’t J have a criminal one? This tiny human thing is coming with him. If it’s a boy, Gotham has a new generation to fear and if it’s a girl, that’s even worse. Gotham City is theirs forever!

#thanks anon! #thanks for the ask! #ledger joker #i got carried away #i hope that answers the question #ideas and brainstorming

[jrwi-updates]

Here are all of Grizzly’s chat messages from the JRWI stream earlier!

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Cropped screenshots of twitch chat messages by grizzlyplays. They read:

grizzlyplays: there are three episodes left of the feywild arc. 

grizzlyplays: HEE HOOOO 

grizzlyplays: HEE HOOO 

grizzlyplays: including this one! 

grizzlyplays: ill add the felipe emote when i get back to desk 

grizzlyplays: thanks for the hype train 🥺

grizzlyplays: i will be listening with you guys tonight and taking notes for editor ikarus 

grizzlyplays: know i am here looking at you 

grizzlyplays: LOOOLL 

grizzlyplays: :D grizzlyplays subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months! 

grizzlyplays: WAS THAT SERIOUSLY A FNAF NOISE LOL 

grizzlyplays: DO I TELL HIM TO KEEP IT IN 

grizzlyplays: LMFAOOO OKAY 

grizzlyplays: WHAT 

grizzlyplays: DEJA VU? 

grizzlyplays: writing it down.. 

grizzlyplays: Neivien Oloxidor 

grizzlyplays: keep watching 

grizzlyplays: hee hoo 

grizzlyplays: ;) 

grizzlyplays: "this easy puzzle" 

grizzlyplays: GAS 

grizzlyplays: i can't watch saw i hate those movies sm 

grizzlyplays: THAT NOISE GOES HARD 

grizzlyplays: WOOOAH 

grizzlyplays: @/xubioc yeah!! i'm very disconnected from the recording and the product so when i listen it sounds very new to me LOL. i often say things i dont expect myself to have said 

grizzlyplays: The rolled for EP 79 is already scheduled for Satruday :D 

grizzlyplays: 2chainzz 

grizzlyplays: fun fact: i think i decided to skip another security checkpoint encounter here 

grizzlyplays: for pacing 

grizzlyplays: @/gothicshan i could cosplay william wisp fr 

grizzlyplays: SPIT TAKE 

grizzlyplays: SPIT TAKE W 

grizzlyplays: SPIT TAKE W 

grizzlyplays: W

grizzlyplays: W 

grizzlyplays: W 

grizzlyplays: SPIT TAKE W 

grizzlyplays: SPIT TAKE 

grizzlyplays: jrwishSmug 

grizzlyplays: IF YOU WANT ALL OF MILO 

grizzlyplays: twitch.tv/spittakelive [repeated 11 times]

grizzlyplays: always here for the boys 

grizzlyplays: W 

grizzlyplays: TEARS?? 

grizzlyplays: CRY ABOUT IT 

grizzlyplays: LITTLE BABY 

grizzlyplays: jrwishPretzel 

grizzlyplays: pretzel is in the dark 

grizzlyplays: @/misterkryptonite_ i hate horror games and horror movies LMAOO 

grizzlyplays: i get panic attacks 

grizzlyplays: i could read horror books tho 

grizzlyplays: its ok if i make the scary stuff 

grizzlyplays: our call of cthulu sessions has made me have anixety at night sometimes LOL 

grizzlyplays: drawn BY https://twitter.com/shanuraru [repeated 10 times]

grizzlyplays: @/tellingphibs MY BRAIN!! IT LOOKED DIFFERENT AT FIRST BUT SHAN'S CREATIVE FREEDOM COLLABED WITH MY BRAIN CHILD AND WE MADE THIS 

grizzlyplays: @/angrygay_mushroom ive been trying to slow down and be more relaxed when talking bc in past eps i talk at 1 million miles an hour out of nervousness 

grizzlyplays: OH WAIT!! i got inspired for these designs by watching hunter x hunter 

grizzlyplays: almost forgot 

grizzlyplays: @/tellingphibs up to interpretation 

grizzlyplays: SOB :( 

grizzlyplays: i coulda made him roll acrobatics LOL 

grizzlyplays: why am i nice 

grizzlyplays: ikarus goated for those noises 

grizzlyplays: LMFAOOOO 

grizzlyplays: i was sitting here thinking "what the fuck do i do" 

grizzlyplays: i dont remember what happens im so nervous 

grizzlyplays: we recorded it so long ago 

grizzlyplays: THE GOAAT!! 

grizzlyplays: by himself, power move 

grizzlyplays: oh damn im looking at the camera 

grizzlyplays: terrifying 

grizzlyplays: HEY SO 

grizzlyplays: i might of described Celeste's type of hair/hair style wrong and I apologize if i did. also i named Celeste (the elder) before i named Celestine ( the archfey) and i'm still angy i gave npcs such similar names LOL 

grizzlyplays: heads up 

grizzlyplays: oh okay thats not that bad 

grizzlyplays: jrwishSmug 

grizzlyplays: @/luminoussalt likely because i described her face familiar "like someone you know," however that doesnt automatically mean mother you are right 

grizzlyplays: GILLION W 

grizzlyplays: HUNK OF A MAN??? 

grizzlyplays: he is so inspired by oogway yes 

grizzlyplays: i hope hes not dead and you guys get to meet him later 

grizzlyplays: @/Mintyforshort i havent decided LMAOOO 

grizzlyplays: im crying 

grizzlyplays: jrwishDaddy 

grizzlyplays: HAHAHAHAHAHA 

grizzlyplays: NO TWITTER [repeated 5 times]

grizzlyplays: v 

grizzlyplays: NO TWITTER 

grizzlyplays: jrwishDaddy [repeated 13 times]

grizzlyplays: NEXT WEEK THE FELIPE EMOTE SHOULD BE APPROVED

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#grizzly update #jrwi update #long post #jrwi spoilers #jrwi riptide spoilers

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 346

Drag Me Away (From You)/Flux: Chapter Two—War of the Sontarans

“Drag Me Away (From You)”

Plot Description: the murder of an old friend leads Sam and Dean to revisit the first case they ever worked and an evil entity they thought they’d killed years earlier

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes?: oh. I’d never go to a place of near certain death, I’m pretty sure. That’s never been in me to do…face a monster I’m trying to prove isn’t real?? Why would I do that?

Oh so Cas…Cas DID tell Dean, but in classic Winchester fashion, Dean’s keeping the truth about Jack’s mission from Sam

Baby Dean! Stop being mean to Baby Sam!!

If it I hadn’t watched nearly 15 seasons of spn, I’d be so concerned about the knife and gun in Baby Sam’s bag

Oh…so was the ghost that guy saw was…it looked like his childhood self

Responsible 15ish year old Dean not letting the others come with him…or walking the line between self sacrificial and brave Dean

Why did I think that the malevolent entity was gonna have a weird message in the boggle dice??

Oh they’re gonna have to destroy they ring.

So is the thing they’re hunting not even killing with real objects?? I’m so confused

Oh I bet Dean’s gonna tell Sam about Jack at the end of this episode after divulging that the thing they’re hunting kept a nest of dead kids to feed on

Billie’s not wrong. I was also wondering why we’re doing normal hunting this close to the end of the entire series

This green motel room is much easier on the eyes than the orange one

I would let Billie boss me around 100%

How did we really only get to Baba Yaga in the last five episodes of spn??? How have THEY never heard of Baba Yaga before NOW?!

Bet BY took Caitlin to the cannery where her nest is. Why am I better at the boys’ job than they are?

The way I knew those bubbly noises were going to be the front desk girl hitting a bong. Why are the boys so bad at this??

Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah, room 214 actually took Dean right to the cannery LIKE 👏 I 👏 SAID 👏

Ok so it was still room 214 but she made him hallucinate that it was the cannery…like he admitted he was afraid of for a long time

HERE IT IS!!! He’s telling Sam everything that he’s been told in the past few days

I should be annoyed by the fact that this drama has come down to one Winchester hiding important info from the other and them arguing about it BUT OMG THE DRAMA of Dean basically saying that in the very end, ethics go out the window. It’s WILD.

Say what I will about Chuck and how much I hate him but…if he’s writing this argument? HOOOO BOY!! THIS is how you get the Winchester boys at each other’s throats even after all they’ve been through for your perfect Michael & Lucifer or Cain & Able story

“Flux: Chapter Two—War of the Sontarans”

Plot Description: during the Crimean War, the Doctor discovers the British army fighting a brutal alien army of Sontarans, as Yaz and Dan are thrown deeper into a battle for survival. What is the Temple of Atropos? Who are the Mouri?

Please tell me we’re not introducing even more concepts into this already really weird and overly crowded season

I guess since this dude has been out in space and o have no idea what time he’s from, it might make sense for him to not be disturbed by a floating terrarium filled with light barking orders at him (looks like HE is in the temple that holds the Mouri)

Thought Dan and Yaz were being erased a la Back to the Future rules but turns out they’re just taken to some other point in time

Oh now Yaz is in the temple and Dan is in a changed present where the Sontarans have taken over….hmmmm several people are outside their time

“I have Queen and country on my side. That is all I need” Wrong! You need god and anime and the Doctor

I don’t want to spend more time than necessary with the Sontarans but their philosophies are interesting. It’s very absolute and centered on death. Mercy is a quick death

Really thought the Sontarans had carried through from the Crimean War to present, not arrived again two days ago

Gonna go out on a limb and say that repairing the Mouri is not going to be a task with a positive impact. Yeah…Yaz is already suspicious of it

Dan gets kidnapped by an alien one time and thinks he can handle any alien thing the universe throws his way

This British general is an absolute idiot letting his troops fight the Sontarans

At least we’re condensing things a little by bringing the formerly imprisoned alien to the temple where Yaz is

I can’t see a Sontaran door and what they use to open them and not think “Donna, you have three fingers”

Oh shit. He just disintegrated one of the Mouri

(Meg chooses the worst times to smurgle so close to my face)

Is that known lore about the Sontarans?? That they need to rest in their ship every 27 hours to replenish their suits to circulate the gases their planet has?

I hate this general so much. Could have just let the Sontarans leave but decided to blow up their ships as they tried to

Dan is such a random sort of companion. Like, I know they’re all a little randomly selected but Dan is even more so, it seems

Ooooooo he replaced the disintegrated Mouri with Yaz and the space station dude

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

[itsabardknocklife]

6-9 for Dru <3

What is your Tav’s favourite childhood memory?

The one that they turn to the most when they're in need of comfort is the memory of sitting in their father's lap while he worked on his reports. Dru never felt safer than when Malnatoth was curled around them, his voice rumbling against the back of their head as he read to them and explained what he was doing.

Their second favorite memory is when Enver Gortash asked them to dance at their 18th birthday party.

What circumstances led to your Tav becoming their Class/Subclass?

They wanted to be a contract broker when they grew up, and part of their formal training involved courses in Illusion/Enchantment magic. They can work the Weave as a wizard might, but they find it comes much more easily when they have a violin (or any instrument, really) to act as a focus/wand.

As for the violin... their mother taught them to play it, along with the piano, harp, and flute. She feels that its important to have creative hobbies to keep one's soul healthy.

Did your Tav have any romantic and/or sexual relationships prior to their illithid adventure? If yes, who was it with and what was it like? If no, how did they feel about being single?

Trashmouth was a hooker prior to getting kidnapped, so. Long list there on the sexual side. In Avernus, they learned very quickly that their time/body could be traded for favors, and they even made a list of all the devils in Zariel's court who might be interested in claiming "the last of their innocence."

Mizora got it, and hoooo boy, was that a wild night for baby Dru. They learned a lot about themself and regret absolutely none of it.

The only person they had real Romantic feelings about prior to BG3 was Enver Gortash, and that was mostly just a childhood crush. They still thought he was swoon-worthy right up until the Netherbrain got him. Such a shame. A waste of a good mastermind, really.

What was your Tav doing when they were taken by the mind flayers?

Clinging to Astarion's arm and thinking about how they were gonna sleep in a nice warm bed that night <3

#druregard 'trashmouth' murlistrasza

[shslpunkartist99]

I remember waaaaay back on curiouscat in late 2021 during your hyperfixation on MFD 2 you mentioned how Otis, despite how he acted in his introduction and him using Keith and Amelia as hostages against Pico, is more or less just as nice and reasonable as regular Otis and that his actions were solely out of pure desperation. You even mentioned that he DOES feel terrible for his actions and DOES understand when Keith tries to reason with him. Hell, if it weren't for the shitty heaven superiors that Otis unfortunately works for, Keith would've probably been successful in his talk with Otis there.

Actually if I recall correctly, you even mentioned what Otis would've done if he had known the truth about his horrible superiors and the shit they've done to poor Olivia and Morgana and boy was it very satisfying to learn that he'd be just as furious as all of us too.

Especially about Babi. To learn that the "lord" is actually just this stressed worried child who is trying their best to manage all of heaven without any help and poor thing genuinely had no idea that these assholes are abusing their authority to get away with their bullshit for so long? Yeah. Those assholes will be getting it if any of the others haven't gotten to them yet.

And speaking of Babi, poor sweetie! I can only imagine the guilt they must felt knowing that they could've stopped all of this had they known about it much sooner ajkajk I hope the cast will make sure to reassure them that it's not their fault and if there's anyone to blame it's not shitty superiors for abusing her authority to get away with their bullshit for so long.

Oh yeah, things would be hella easier if everything was upfront

Otis is a genuinely good person who doesn't enjoy hurting others. He even has an inkling that something's up with his surperiors, but he couldn't confirm anything. He could only do what he thought he could in order to get his family together and happy again.

Babi's sooo stressed. Having to focus on so many things at once, they could only hope that the others were actually be holy. The superiors would even make reports and make it sound like they were doing good deeds, so Babi believed them. Once they found out, however, hoooo

Bouta be some new fallen angels. Maybe go straight to the Demon Realm than be graced with the Human Realm

#MFD #Magnet for Danger #Otis #Babi

[drag0nalias0]

Finished the last two episodes of merlin today and wow i started september 9th and finished today, 14th october. Still the same year at least. Tbh it took me that long bc i usually watch anime and stuff and thats got 20-25 minute episodes unlike merlin with around double that at 40-50 minutes, plus iv been busy and i also didnt know it was on disney+ untill i got to the last season, but whem that happened it only took me under a week to finish it as i had finished season 4 ep 13 monday the 9th and finished season 5 ep 13 today which is saturday the 14th.

But i have so many questions

So warning spoilers below

Why is there no season 6? It seems quite popular so i dont get why it didnt get another season, unless it wasnt as popular as i thought. What happened to the baby dragon? Why did it like morgana so much. What was with the old man from the episode where the crystal caves were introduced. And what about the bridge guarded form the episode where the see the fisher king. What about alice? And the boy who used magic at the tournament? Why kill lancelot. And why kill gwain and arthur. Why the fuck does percival not have a backstory? Where is he from who is he, we never find out. What the fuck is up with the ending. Why does it end like that and how the fuck old is he and how is he that old. That is merlin in the ending right? What happened to merlins mum? Is she ok? So many questions. A season 6 isnt impossible it just would work as well as they would either have to get new actors which would look weird or they would have to do a time skip which ehhh. Actually maybe it could work a 10 timeskip actually doesnt sound that bad. Also the tention between merlina nd arthur near the end????HELLO??What was that? "MERLIN: I can. I'm not going to lose you." "ARTHUR: Just, just hold me. Please." "[Arthur turns his head more and looks at Merlin.] Thank you.[Arthur reaches up and touches Merlin on the back of the head. His hand falls.]" "Merlin manages to get out from underneath Arthur. He presses his forehead against Arthur's." ????i am frothing at the mouth rn bc. What. The . Fuck. Is with that tension. Hoooo boy. I genuinely thought for a few momwnt in some scenes that they were gonna kiss or something bc that tensions. Wow.it was just so.argh.also the hand cathing the sword at the end?!?!?

Anyway yeha

Oh also why does there also seem to be someone dying every fucking episode

#Merlin #bbc merlin #finished another one #I had to borrow my mums disney+ to watch it as she doesnt have sky or bbc on hers unlike my dad who has sky and bbc but no disney #merlin bbc #merlin spoilers #Idk why i never saw it before. My friend straight up had a lunch box with merlin on it. Maybe bc its live action and i prefer anime. #But it was a nice sort of different #Spoilers merlin #I probably dont need to tag spoilers but just in case #As i was already spoiled for who died at the end and that kinda ruins it a bit sometimes so just in case #I think thats all i have to say about this #Oh wait what about the guy who was with younger mordred when he went to see morgana for a tresure fron the vault? #I cant remember what happened to him. I need to search it up #It seems he lived but never appeared again. Weird

[warsraging-a]

Romance Headcanons!

Name:  Aiko Miyazaki Nickname: Honey Lemon; Honey Gender: Cis female Romantic orientation:  Panromantic, pansexual Preferred pet names:  None in particular? She uses the basic ones like babe or baby, she also really likes cutie; honey obviously isn’t something she usually calls other. Honestly, she’s not picky and will go through a lot of them, and some of them are Ridiculous, yes. Relationship status: Verse Dependent. Favourite canon ship:  Hmmmmmm there aren’t any actual canon ships for her?? BH6 wasn’t about that ship life. Favourite non-canon ship: Movie-wise, Tadahoney is DEFINITELY my otp. I also like her with Fred. With Wasabi it fluctuates between romantic and platonic, depends on the day. RP-wise, I love her with @ghaisgeach‘s Trunks A LOT, they’re the cutest; and also @sacrifiicium‘s Cook (even tho we haven’t written them in forever but they’re still an otp ok ://). Opinion on true love: She’s really big on true love. Wouldn’t call her a hopeless romantic, but she’s a little wide-eyed when it comes to love, and does want something like that at some point in her life. Opinion on love at first sight: Sort of? She never fell in love at first sight personally, so she’s not entirely sure how to go about it. If someone else tells her that happened to them, though, she will be 1000000% supportive and fangirl a lot tho. How ‘romantic’ are they? Pretty romantic. Honey’s not about like BIG gestures, but she does like doing little things to remind her s/o how much she cares, even if it’s something as small as leaving them a post-it on the fridge with a smiley face saying I love you. However, date nights will sometimes include her taking her s/o out to dinner somewhere nice and cute because it’s “romantic” and she likes her clichés. Ideal physical traits:  None, really? Physical attraction’s not a big deal for her, she doesn’t really have a type. A nice smile will go a long way, though. Ideal personality traits:  Sense of humor is a must. She likes outgoing people who aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves. Honesty’s a big deal too, because she does try to be straightforward in the things that matter. Liking music and dogs definitely helps, too. Unattractive physical traits: Again, looks aren’t a big deal at all. Unattractive personality traits: Controlling people are a bit of an issue. As someone who spends a lot of time working on different projects (and often losing track of time), she doesn’t appreciate when someone’s checking in constantly, to the point where it’s not just concern but borderline uncomfortable. Cruelty is a big NO, or enjoying in any way to bully others and cause them pain? Definitely a deal breaker for her, and she’ll probably fight you too. Do they have a type? Kind people? Again, outgoing and just overall nice, who don’t have a problem with her crazy schedules and her goofy self. Average relationship length: A couple of months usually? Dating ultimately falls second to her work, so relationships tend to end on that account. She definitely wants something long term, though, but with the right person. Preferred non-sexual intimacy: She’s very easy to please, really, pretty low maintenance. Just sitting together on the couch watching a movie is good in her book if it means they’re together. That being said, she does enjoy dancing or cooking together, just fun stuff overall. But quiet moments are good too, and she’s very here for non-sexual touches just for the sake of being affectionate. Commitment level: Defiitely ready to commit. She won’t jump right into it, and wants to take things at a steady pace to see how it works out with her s/o. But in the long run, she wants something serious for sure. Opinion on public affection: She... loves it honestly. A little too much, no shame whatsover. She loves hand holding, and linking arms. Cheek kissing is also very common. Also hugs. Just... any form of affection, really.  Past relationships: A couple of semi-serious relationships, nothing too crazy.

Tagged by: @pxperhearts ( thank u hun!) Tagging:  @ghaisgeach (trunks), @warringhearts (magnus), @crimsoncharms (wanda), @amcrvincit (jess), @awishurheartmakes (sam) and anyone else who wants to do this !

#hoooo boy this got long #went with honey bc she's one of the few muses who i've actually given thought abt this #everyone else is too verse dependent :// #anyways i love my bouncy affectionate baby #( headcanon ; honey lemon )