#horse pun

[eggwishing]

saddled

#homestuck #mad because he has to babysit instead of fistfight wild animals in the woods.Or dump used car batteries into lakes #dave strider #bro strider #omg i just realized. saddled #heehee #horse pun

[craycraybluejay]

I'm mentally stable because I'm scared like a horse and need horse tranquilizers

#mentally stable #mental stability #shitpost #ketamene #mental health humor #mental health jokes #horse pun #puns #bad puns #im mentally stable i swear #actually schizospec #tranquilizers #this goes out to all the horse girls and pony boys with conditions relating to anxiety paranoia or trauma induced fear ty #or just going through a scary time in general #its almost spooky season and im already preemptively scared #yay!

[fuffy2002]

dash MD

screencaps

#hi #YES IM AWARE HORSE MD IS A BETTER PUN #mlp #mlpfim #my little pony friendship is magic #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #rarity #pinkie pie #fluttershy #applejack #mane 6 #house md #gregory house #james wilson #im not taggibg anyone else help #hilson #twidash #anthro #furry #art

[whiteboardjokes]

What do you call a pessimistic horse?

A neigh-sayer

#puns #whiteboard art #jokes #horse pun #whiteboard jokes #horse #cartoon #art #dumb puns #dumb jokes #my art

[timsplosion]

Some eggs are too thick to crack in one go.

#my little pony #twilight sparkle #rainbow dash #mane 6 #mlp g4 #mlp fim #horse comix #timsplosion #shitpost #trans #trans rights #trans pun #trainsgender #trans rainbow dash

[starrysharks]

another wip found concept art of flora chen from "canterlot high" :000

#zeno's art #wip #mlp #fluttershy #i've finished half of these and i really want to drop them NOW but neigh (horse pun) i have to drop them all at once #so you will all wait a little later sorry #also i need to know do these give late 90s / early 2000s I HAVE NO IDEA #i just wanted to give her as much layers as possible in a kinda “ugly” way while still looking cute #hence the 2 skirts and jeans combo #and the shirt - dress - sweater - jeans combo #i actually love wearing a skirt over jeans actually i do it irl all the time

[spitinsideme]

can we get ragatha obsessing over horses please 🙏🙏 (it was confirmed by gooseworx that she’s a horse girl 🤯)

OBVIOUSLY SHES A HORSE GIRL !!!! shes so southern to me and this reinforces that fact, she used to have a horse inher little southern ranch and they were her favourite, the horse was an american belgian draft becaudse i think they loook the coolest for her and she knlws so much aboit them because she loves them sososomuch ... pomni is listening very hard she is very interested and ragatha loves talking about them

#tadc fanart #pomni fanart #tadc pomni #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus pomni #pomni #ragatha fanart #tadc #tadc ragatha #ragatha tadc #the amazing digital circus ragatha #ragatha x pomni #ragatha #pomni x ragatha #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #ragapom #shes southern !!!! listen to me !!! #she knows how to ride horses by the way its true i know it #can you all trust me when i say she named her horses horse puns after singers she liked #the horse was called dolly parton

[sailorgrams]

They are EMBROILED in scholarly discussion

#tes #skyrim modded followers #skyrim taliesin #lucien flavius #skyrim oc #breton oc #just 3 mages on a walk #tally would enjoy their company #yesterday i had these 3 walking to whiterun and lucien made a pun about the horses #tally would LOVE him #acyl art

[artbounddude]

Asa better be wary of what she says around Yoru...

#chainsaw man part 2 #chainsaw man #csm #csm part 2 #csm asa mitaka #asa mitaka #asa #yoru #yoru csm #yoru chainsaw man #yuko #yuko chainsaw man #chainsaw man fanart #fanart #csm art #how hungry horse meme #i still love this pun ngl #make love not war!

[revenantghost]

#Trigun #Trimax #Trigun Maximum #I KNOW WE ALREADY KNEW #Since like APRIL #BELIEVE ME I CAMPAIGNED HARD FOR THIS #But it's SO NICE TO HEAR IT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH #PUN INTENDED #Source in comments as always

[beyhr]

somewhere, in a canterlot coffee shop ☕️

#mlp #my little pony #mlp oc #cream and sugar #oc #my art #might change her name idk #didnt want to come up with a starbucks horse pun drop one in the tags if you think of a good one lol #tumblr gets the unwatermarked version :3

[dogtoling]

for the record if they actually outright do horse seahorses in splatoon this is more or less how i imagine they'd work. Seahorses would make for good show horses at least, with their flashy colors

Them being steeds doesn't make much sense from a glance because aside from being quite literally the slowest fish, they would have to have become massive for no reason for this to be possible, and they don't have fins that could develop into legs so the only way I see them moving is for them to evolve to slither like snakes. Though increasing in size and potentially developing much tougher skin and sharp spikes could've been a viable strategy to keep them safe from predators as well as make them good battle steeds. Furthermore Inklings could be drawn to their often vibrant colors which could match their own and be used to easily see which side a horse belongs to!

#squidthoughts #again im giving it a 50/50 whether we will ever actually get seahorse horses #it is fully possible that we're seeing that mainly for the pun because seahorses would be shit horses

[feykrorovaan]

She was arrested for public acts of horseplay,horsing around, and three acts of lollygaggin'.

#feykrorovaan #elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #modded skyrim #tesblr #Skyrim Taliesin #my screenshots #I don't know how she got in there #Neigh-omi #Taliesin come get your horse #No I will not apologize for my puns #Skyrim custom followers #We went to get Inigo and I turned around and she was just there #Swayback was also waiting outside of the jail blocking the way #I think he snitched #Skyrim Shenanigans #Adventures in Skyrim

[saffsketches]

the heat hoof ? blaze bridle ? is this anything

#my art #mcd #katelyn the firefist #mlp #horse puns are hard sometimes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Equius: D--> Horses embracing in a heartfelt manner indoors this image is equinal parts endearing and blurry but the latter does not detract from the former as the love between these two horses is palpable and real love felt by animals is so pure and without the complications our troll society is plagued with it is enjoyable and bittersweet to see animals indulging in the purity of love as creatures that still abide by natures laws and reap all that she rewards them with.

Nepeta: :33 < is this suppawsed to be us

Equius: D--> Yes.

#submission #nepeta Leijon #equius zahhak #hope i didn't miss any horse puns #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #meowrails #mod terezi #i think you're good

[judithan-xing]

my little primarch // warhorse 40k

i dont fucking know

#wh40k #wh40k art #primarch fulgrim #primarch sanguinius #primarch konrad curze #magnus the red #horus lupercal #...horse lupercal... #the puns write themselves #i didnt even watch mlp i just have horse brain i don't fucking know man #no one who follows me is getting the content they followed me for #i couldnt get the phrase 'warhorse 40k' out of my head