#how many fucking mccree tags are there

[redundantharpoons]

So we can now make some some fuzzy deductions about how Blizzard views some characters’ sexuality and gender identity in OW.

Activision-Blizzard put out a terrible, no-good, very bad tool that is quantifying diversity, and while it’s nice they’re talking about diversity there are so many issues with this that show they clearly haven’t learned the “nothing about us without us” and no marginalized peoples actually weighed in on this.

But, the countless issues with it aside (Zarya, tall and butch, has more body diversity than Torbjorn the super short one-eyed amputee?? Russian is more ‘culture points’ than  Swedish??) if you dive into the article you see another interesting screenshot.

There are some additional issues here, in particular the confirmation that diversity is being boiled down into pre-filled drop down menus worth more or fewer “Diversity Points.”  (Also let’s take a moment to acknowledge that We’re Taking This Seriously, We Swear Blizz is still internally calling the character McCree.)

BUT what I want to talk about right now is the last image, showing correlations. 

Let’s look first at just the sexual orientation category where we see many 0s. We can see here that Blizzard does not consider any supports or tanks to have diverse sexual orientations. They consider an equal number of male and female characters to have diverse sexual orientations (76 and Tracer, could also have additional equal numbers and/or additional that have no gender identity) and that all of them are DPS heroes. There are approximately twice as many “neutral” diverse sexual orientation havers as “good” and none are evil. 

Ergo, it seems that Blizz sees no correlation between sexual orientation and evilness (All Blackwatch = Straight), or support or tank (non-DPS heroes = straight).

Additionally, we can see we apparently have a high correlation between a gender: woman character and gender identity, but none for male. This likely means no trans men in the cast and more than one marginalized gender identity for “gender: women” tagged characters. (Obviously this is a weird/bad way to label this comparison but it’s Blizz’s words.) Gender identity diversity correlations are higher among supports than the other roles, but are represented in every role. They are slightly lower among neutral characters. With this (combined with the previous screenshot showing that identities are “scored” and absolutely knowing Blizz is stupid enough to consider non-binary as worth different numbers of points as binary trans) I believe this sets us up for a non-binary Moira (her colors are the flag, after all lol), only cis men, and some more non-cis women somewhere in the cast. Given that the first screenshot of this tool showed Zarya with a low but not zero score on gender identity I’ll throw her in the mix as our gender identity tank woman.

I also should probalby acknowledge that what is very likely happening is Blizz has not assigned many characters to be anything but cis-het and they just go in and find someone and give them it after the fact and write the lore if they need to get some more diversity points (quite literally now with this system), so it’s possible these correlations won’t be true of the same cast in the future, but it does paint a picture of how Blizz currently labels their cast.

Anyway, that’s just some musings as I look over this. Blizz, this tool sucks, and also, to all media, quit being so fucking afraid of putting in trans men and AMAB enbies into your games.

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #activision-blizzard #king #diversity space tool #this is so stupid #how many marginalization points is YOUR favorite character?m

[dragxnfall]

                  「  Life and death balance on the edge of my blade.  」

                                                              penned by rai. read rules before interacting.

#self promo #overwatch roleplay #overwatch rp #ow rp #ow roleplay #owrp #owrpc #genji roleplay #mccree roleplay #soldier 76 roleplay #widowmaker roleplay #mercy roleplay #the fuck how many tags do i need #ANYWAY YALL LOOK AT THIS PRETTY ASS IMAGE NUCLECTIDE MADE #AUTUMN? WE STAN #THANK YOU SO MUCH AHHH ITS SO PRETTY I HONESTLY LOVE IT SO MUCH #LOOK AT LE BOI #casually resumes adding more tags #video game rp #video game roleplay

[suzukiblu]

2020 (Fanfiction) in Review

Whoo boy, kids, strap in for a long one. I think a fair chunk of these I just UPDATED this year as opposed to writing from scratch, for the record, but pretty sure that still counts. Also if any of this is inaccurate, I apologize, I just filtered on AO3 and did my best from there. 

Also-also, we are definitely gonna read-more this. We are DEFINITELY. There is . . . there is a whole lot of fic linked under here, haha. 

fics written this year: 

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MCU

do you wanna be my sidekick, sidekick for ZepysGirl (Winterfalcon/Barbershop Quartet A/B/O)  

I think I know why the dog howls at the moon for ZepysGirl (Barbershop Quartet) 

I said you’re holding back, she said shut up and dance with me for belladonnaprice (Bucky/Peggy/Steve A/B/O) 

people were mean to you, but I always thought you were cool for beckyh2112 (Steve Rogers & Scott Summers, X-Men fusion) 

ready or not, here we go anyway for Zephrbabe (Wintershieldshock A/B/O) 

we can take it if you just take my hand for untamedphoenix (Wintershock A/B/O [sequel to don't wanna break your heart, wanna give your heart a break]) 

hey I just met you, and this is crazy for untamedphoenix, Zephrbabe (Wintershock A/B/O) 

I'd like to tell you everything I see for beckyh2112 (Darcy-centric, Slender Man fusion) 

pack up, don’t stray (oh say say say) for ZepysGirl (Natasha/harem A/B/O) 

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YOUNG JUSTICE

you found me when no one else was looking for Okapi_chan (Superman & Superboy, background Supermartian) 

when I was a boy for seagrey (Supermartian) 

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ORIGINAL

to the victor go the spoils for dancinbutterfly (OC/OC, A/B/O) 

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ATLA

rumor has it for Prim_the_Amazing (Zuko-centric) 

you make a really good girl (as girls go) for Prim_the_Amazing (Azula/Yue) 

when it comes to luck you make your own for Prim_the_Amazing (Azula-centric) 

Avamorphs continuations (mostly gen, Animorphs fusion)

home is where you go when you’re alone for Redrikki

step one you say we need to talk for kaos_sparrow

do you believe that we are all innately good for Museflight

you are any way the wind blows for MirandaTam (Ty Lee-centric) 

does the pain feel better when I’m around? (Sokka/Zuko A/B/O)

push and pull (mostly gen)

storm (Bato/Hakoda/Kya) 

snow (Bato/Hakoda/Kya) 

spark (Ozai/Ursa)

Jetko Renaissance Week (Jet/Zuko)

that unwanted animal wants nothing more than to get out (Jet/Zuko)

give me back my heart you wingless thing (Jet/Zuko) 

our lives have come between us (Jet/Zuko) 

I’m not listening when you say goodbye (Jet/Zuko) 

if I were someone else would this all fall apart (Jet/Zuko) 

we are all walking each other home (Jet/Zuko)

we ain’t got much to say (before I let you get away) (Jet/Zuko) 

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OVERWATCH

mad elephants continuations with dancinbutterfly (A/B/O)

bittersweet creature with dancinbutterfly (R76) 

tell me where have you been with dancinbutterfly (McCree & Mercy, McCree & Jack) 

I get by with a little help from my friends (McCree & Mercy)

if you don’t wanna talk about it with dancinbutterfly (R76)

the past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore with dancinbutterfly (McCree & Jack)

either you’re a blessing or a lesson (McCree/Genji, McCree/Hanzo, McCree/Genji/Hanzo) 

give me back my young brother, hard and furious (Hanzo & Genji) 

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WORLD OF WARCRAFT

as long as we’re together, does it matter where we go? for beckyh2112 (Marius Felbane/Tehd Shoemaker) 

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LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

a fever you can’t sweat out for beckyh2112 (Kegan Rodhe/Ryze) 

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GOOD OMENS

anathema device, professional descendant and amateur book-burner (Anathema/Newt, Ineffable Husbands) 

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STAR WARS

like my father before me for beckyh2112 (Luke & Vader)

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LEVERAGE

every election is determined by the people who show up for Miss_Bubblegum (Hardison/Parker/Eliot)

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THE WITCHER

hey, hey, hey, come pollinate me (Jaskier/Geralt, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer) 

I'll give them shelter like you've done for me (Jaskier/Geralt, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer, A/B/O) 

it’s a long way forward (so trust in me) (Jaskier/Geralt) 

have you noticed I’ve been gone? (Jaskier/Geralt) 

I know words won’t be enough (Jaskier/Geralt, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer)

I could never find the right way to tell you for circa1220bce (Jaskier/Geralt, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer)

the courting jewelry A/B/O (Jaskier/Geralt A/B/O)

you wear nothing but you wear it so well (Jaskier/Geralt)

in your eyes, love, it glows for dancinbutterfly (Jaskier/Geralt) 

tied up and twisted the way I’d like to be for adptt12 (Jaskier/Geralt)

you are in my blood (Jaskier/Geralt) 

if you understand (Jaskier/Geralt)

wanna hold him, maybe I’ll just sing about it for Anoke (one-sided Jaskier/Geralt) 

can you help me unravel my latest mistake (Jaskier/Geralt)

yeah you need someone to sing you to sleep for ragequilt (Jaskier/Geralt) 

you must be new I guess, at least you’re new to me for Squiggly_lines (Jaskier/Geralt) 

best friends means you get what you deserve for Prim_the_Amazing (Jaskier & Geralt) 

it takes some time to get anything right for spinningjenny (Jaskier/Geralt)

I’m the plans that you made (but fuck all your plans, I’m bored) for Prim_the_Amazing (Jaskier/Geralt A/B/O) 

whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about for Prim_the_Amazing (Geralt/Yennefer, Jaskier/Geralt, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer) 

make it easy (Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer) 

you met me at the perfect time for Prim_the_Amazing (Jaskier/Geralt, Jaskier/Melitele) 

the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid for Prim_the_Amazing (Jaskier/Geralt, Geralt/Yennefer, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer)

some people talk to animals; not many listen, though for Prim_the_Amazing (Jaskier/Geralt) 

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Takeaways from reflecting on your kick-ass writing, or kick-ass lack of writing, during a year more focused on survival than perhaps any other: Oh my god, I wrote so fucking much, hahaha. Like daaaang, self. I almost wanna add up the word count and see what it is but I’m not patient enough to sort it all out, hah. 

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Most surprising fic you wrote this year: . . . hmmm, probably “you make a really good girl (as girls go)”. That one’s gotten a REALLY good reception that I was REALLY not expecting and I continue to get people who are hype for more of it swinging by to say so. 

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How you grew as a writer this year: I got faster, I think, and less obsessed with perfectionism/fussing around on the details. Also I continued to be ever-more shamelessly id-driven in my writing, my true ultimate goal as a writer. 

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What’s coming in 2021: God if I know, you guys. God if I know. Hopefully more Push and Pull and Avamorphs; maybe a little bit more “I’ll give them shelter” and handmaiden!Anakin; MAYBE even the end of Clay Kids. This is all wild, wild guessing, though, because lbr, I write exclusively based on a) what other people ask for and b) whatever random bout of inspiration has struck me at the time. There is very little predicting what will result from this combination. 

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tagging: @asukaskerian, @darkpuck, @beckyh2112, and anyone else who wants to play. 

#meme #a/b/o #not sfw #rinfic

[cacti-are-like-flamingos]

Overwatch Imagine

Imagine being in a relationship with Jesse McCree and its all cute and fluffy

Headcannons

Holy fucking shit am I freaking out just from the simple imagining of it all

He would literally treat you like as if your royalty

Worship the very fucking earth you walk upon because in his head you deserve.

He gives you anything you want because in his mind, you deserve everything and anything

Loves it when you make something just for him

Makes his heart hurt

The way the two of you would've met was most likely by him approaching you with some pickup line of sorts

Or at least, him trying to do so. But because he's so enamoured by your pure beauty, he finds himself uncharacteristically stuttering

You find his flustered face adorable. And so it continues

He wakes you up with a shower of kisses every morning. Peppering your cheeks and nose with his sloppy, wet kisses

He spoils the fuck out of you

"Hey darling you want one of those?" He asks as he point to those huge stuffed bears like the ones at Costco that are bigger than a human

And even if you say no, the very next day, you'll find it in your room

He likes to show off his gun skills to you

He will ask you to come to the shooting range and make you sit behind him before shooting at a target from whatever many miles he sees best to impress

You're never impressed because you already know how skilled he is, but you are thoroughly turned on at how he handles a gun

The two of you are always playing games because there's no other better way than to spend time than by playing a fun game of hide and seek

But that ain't mean that y'all ain't competitive asf

One time you guys were playing tag and Jesses was it, so he chased you all through the base. And you being you, you hauled ass, jumping over objects as best as you can, hiding behind people, running on cafeteria tables even though they were cluttered with trays of foods.

Boy was 76 pissed that day

All in all, the whole team loved to watch the two of you

You being the reminder of the good old days

"Darling." You hummed, still folding some finished laundry before placing them on the bed. "I love you." You paused. Turning around, you beamed up at your lover. Putting down a unfolded shirt, you ran over to his standing figure. His arms already spread open to catch you as you pounced on him, your legs wrapping around his waist as you peppered his bearded face with sloppy kisses.

"I love you too!"

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(A/N): Was in the drafts. Didn't really check it but I added a few somethings to it. Also I fucking love this cowboy with all my being. Whatta fucking sweetheart.

Hope you enjoyed!

#jesse mccree #jesse x reader #Jesse mccree x reader #mccree x reader #Mccree #overwatch x reader #overwatch #Overwatch imagine #Jesse mccree imagine #Romance #headcannons #readerinsert #reader insert #reader #short imagine #Fanfic #Fanfiction #short fanfiction #Imagine #Short fanfic #Fluff #Cute

[walteinsamkeit]

So @gdrawsthings​ “challenged” me to do the 10 outfits from animation I wish I owned challenge and it’s the last day of the decade so imma let my weeb ass out I guess. 1. Undertaker’s robes, Kuroshitsuji

You can make fun of me as much as you want but I don’t care: this is legitimately the coolest outfit I’ve ever laid eyes on and I’ve had this opinion for over a decade. Not only is it a very accurate representation of the actual costume Victorian funeral mutes wore, it’s also just rad as fuck and you can’t convince me otherwise. I would wear this every single day. I would never take it off. Love what he’s done with the mourning lockets. You can tell this man knows what he’s doing even though he’s batshit insane. That’s the energy I wanna take with me into 2020.

It also just looks comfortable as hell and it’s layered so I won’t get cold.

2. The Foreign Set, from Bloodborne

Simple, dapper, effective. Everything a good outfit should be. I love the colors. I can see myself accompanying my wife to tea in this, as well as cutting roses in the garden, or working on a taxidermy project.  3. Ardyn Izunia’s outfit, from Final Fantasy XV.

I want people to be able to look at me and know one thing with absolute certainty: this man is here to look extra and be gay.

4. Vincent Valentine’s cape, from Final Fantasy VII.

Now that I’m on my weeb shit anyway let’s get it over with. I’ve never known for sure whether I wanted to BE Vincent or whether I wanted to be WITH Vincent. Now I’m gay AND edgy. He always kinda reminds me of a wraith, with that ragged red cape of his. I think that’s very sexy of him. 5. Madam Red/Angelina Dalles’ red dress, Kuroshitsuji.

Haha gottem you thought I was done didn’t ya. Well you thought wrong. I love this dress. The color, the bustle, the style - a bit reminiscent of the Victorian side-saddle riding habit, especially because of its shorter length. Lovely! 6. Glacia’s dress, Pokémon.

I love the color and the cut. It’s simple, sweet and graceful. The gloves do me in every time. 7. Mal’Damba’s Chancellor outfit, Paladins: Champions of the Realm

Although I love his default outfit just as much if not more it’s not a very practical thing to wear so I went with his Chancellor coat for this one. It looks stately and fancy at the same time. This man is probably a scholar. You can probably trust him. You probably shouldn’t. That’s a look I could go for.  8. Skye’s Heartbreaker outfit, Paladins: Champions of the Realm.

This? Fits my personal brand perfectly. Hear me out. It’s cute. It’s frilly. It makes you wonder if I suck dick for a living! Why, I might! Wouldn’t you like to know? Buy me a drink first. Just kidding. Please leave me alone. I didn’t come out of my cave for the first time this month just to be harassed. I just want to sip my malibu cola and look on fleek. I even bought waterproof mascara for the occasion. (Also I think my girlfriend would love to see me wear this.) 9. McCree’s serape, Overwatch.

I’m sorry @ my girlfriend, I’ll probably never wash it and it will end up smelling like wet dog and dirt. Not cigarettes, though. I know you don’t like when I smoke. I couldn’t just finish this goddamn thing without at least one cowboy outfit. I had to include all my aesthetics and McCree has a very special place in my heart. What I’m trying to say is: I’m gay.  10. Widowmaker’s Black Lily skin, Overwatch.

At this point I’m beginning to question how many of the stuff that made it on this list qualifies as animation and also at this point I’ve decided that I have been working on this for too long to care. This dress is phenomenal. The purple, the lilies on the fabric, even the shoes look amazing. Maybe it’s because she’s purple herself. You can’t go wrong with purple on purple. I may not be purple, but I’m always cold, so I’m as close to it as I can be without being dead.  I’m not going to tag anyone but if you want to do this you can go right ahead and say I tagged you. This took me approximately ten hours and 20 years off my life expectation but I had to finish it before the end of the decade. Happy new year fuckers. Have a good one. Loki out.

#challenge #10 outfits challenge #animation #overwatch #paladins:champions of the realm #pokemon #kuroshitsuji #black butler #bloodborne

[overwatch-writes]

Valentines Day (Genji x Reader)

A/N~ I literally spent all day on this, its to the point now my eyes and fingertips are bleeding fanfiction, so please excuse the quality. It’s been a while since I’ve really written anything, nor have I completed something in such a short time frame. Without further ado I hope yall enjoy this anxious romance fest.

The halls of Gibraltar’s watchpoint had never looked so-- pink, to say the least.

After Overwatch’s recent recall, the old watchpoint had become not only your home, but the home of many other agents past and present. You remember waking up at the beginning of the week to see the halls swathed in pink and red streamers; paper hearts littered the walls, stuck on with see through tape.

Flecks of shimmery plastic still stuck to your clothes from leaving your room this morning. On every door hangs a festive homemade decoration worthy of the holiday, sporting more glitter then the glue could hold, and the room’s resident’s name printed in curly red letters. As you pass door after door you admire the care and effort that went into each one. Jesse McCree, Angela Ziegler, Reinhardt Wilhelm, Fareeha Amari, and a name you don’t recognize. McCree’s had a little cowboy hat doodled on the side, where as Angela’s showed angel wings, and Reinhard’s a lion crest. How long must it have taken her to make them? Assuming from the peanut butter smudge you saw on one, she had help.

Your steps echo down the halls, a lonely sound compared to the usual bustle on Watchpoint. Most agents had chosen to spend the holiday off base with loved ones or, as you had done, sleep in. You caught sight of the beach through an observation window overlooking a cliff side. The sun shone warm light on the sand below, as waves licked at the shore. A puff of air leaves your lips fogging the glass for a singular moment, just enough time to think; had you made the wrong choice? The card in your hands felt heavy now, as your thumb traces over the cheap cardstock. You could be out with friends at a picnic on the sea side, but-- no. You clutched the card to your chest heaving a sigh in attempt to quell your thoughts. It’s now or never.

The rest of the walk was easy. You’d made the trip to his room so many times, you're sure you could make it blindfolded at this point. Cringing at yourself, you stare at the surface of his door, one hand raised to knock.

You’ve got this, you’ve got this.

But you still you hesitated, like magnets pushing off one another you couldn't bring your fist to meet the door. The shimmery green dragon on his name tag decoration seemed to laugh at your frozen figure. Just knock.

You took one last deep breath, filling your lungs with air as if you could draw your courage from the space around you. Squeezing your eyes shut, you finally made contact with the door. The action stung your knuckles, making you flex your fingers to soothe the ache.

This was a bad idea, two seconds pass and no answer; he’s probably not even in. Turning to leave the way you came, it's almost comical how much easier it is to talk yourself down. You’ll go back to your room, crack open that ice cream youve been saving, and watch one of those cheesy holovids that’ll most likely make you cry. Now that's what you’d call a Valentine’s day well spe--

“Y/N?”

Fuck. You stopped in your tracks, turning on your heels with your fakest smile. Genji Shimada stood in the doorframe, his usual armor replaced with loose fitting sweats and a t-shirt. That's something most agents forget about him. Though his body is cybernetic, he’s still human; and what human can deny the comfort of a nice pair of sweatpants?

“Hey, um--” your mind ran a mile a minute, your gaze moving from him to the new sound of Lena’s giggle coming down the hall. How are you going to get yourself out of this now? “I was just, um- just checking in on you. You know with it being a holiday and all.” You hold the card low against your thigh, praying he’d miss it.

Genji perked at the word ‘holiday’ “It is, isn't it.” he said. His voice smooth without the robotic filtering of his mask. “It’s been a long time since I’ve celebrated, such a day.”

Somehow hearing that was a relief but made your task no less daunting. “Yeah…” You grasped for something else to say, his stare was like that of a white hot spotlight. Every passing second made your blatant awkwardness even more apparent.

“Would you like to come in?” Genii asked, saving you from your floundering and stepping aside to provide enough room for you to pass through.

That was one of the last things you wanted right now. Once inside there’d be no going back. Down the hall you heard another sunny laugh as Lena came into view. She smiled wide, with a look of surprise, her pace quickened as she made her way towards you.

Oh no. She’d have your secrets blurted out in three seconds flat, and you’d much rather take your time warming Genji up to your confession. “Okay.” You quickly slipped past him and into his simplistic quarters.

Genji closed the door behind you, the hiss of the door sliding shut felt almost like the sealing of a tomb. “I’m surprised you're not out with the others.” he says, crossing the room to pull back the curtains. “I’s a beautiful day.”

The view outside his window almost matched the one from the overlook.

“Well,” You shrugged from the middle of his room, absentmindedly digging the tip of your shoe into the carpet. “There’d be no one around to pester you if I left.”

That earned you a laugh, his lips pulling into a smile on his scared face. A light feeling warmed your insides at the sight of his cheery expression; is that hope, or something else? You couldn't tell.

The room fell into a comfortable silence as he leaned against the window, following the path of a seagull in flight. “Happy Valentine’s Day.” he says, voice barely above a whisper.

Thank god he wasn't looking at you, or he’d see the unmistakable blush staining your cheeks. Your fingers tightened around the card at your side.

“Genji I--” the words died on your tongue when he turned his attention towards you. He had a way of making you weak, and you groaned internally at your inability to finish a sentence in one go.

He looked at you expectantly, one leg crossed in front of the other from his laxed position against the wall.

“I actually came here to tell you how much I appreciate you.” you tore your eyes off of him and focused them anywhere else. You looked down at your feet where your shoe had made a faint mark in the rug. Damn, you’d have to apologize for that later. “I made you this card.”

Genji’s own feet came into your view, standing toe to toe with yours, and gently he took the card from your grasp. You glanced up as he opened it, his dark eyes moving across the paper taking in every sickeningly sweet profession of your love.

What little confidence you had vanished, and you wondered if you could escape from his room before he can catch you. You scoffed quietly at your own idea; of course not, he’s a ninja.

“I know it’s not much, but Winston didn't have any assorted chocolates in storage so--” You forced a laugh, trying your best to make it sound natural.

Genji folded the card, setting it gently on a table beside his bed before returning to you. “It’s beautiful. Do you-- you really feel this way?”

You thought back to what you’d said. Despite how mushy the contents of your card may be there's not a single thing in there you’d take back. “I do.” you clasped your hands together nervously, tightening your grip as you readied to speak again. “It may be too much of me to ask, but I’m hoping you might feel the same?”

The look in Genji’s eyes as he gazed at you held nothing but warmth, and something you recognized from the way you look at him. He reached out to you in the way one might regard a frightened kitten, taking your clasped hands between his own; one robotic, and one warm and human. He stood inches from you now, the space between alight with a passion no longer repressed.

“I do.” he whispers.

#genji shimada x reader #genji x reader #genji one shot #genji imagines #overwatch x reader #overwatch imagines

[ao3feed-mchanzo]

i'll address your request

by siojo

Jesse knows Ashe, which is why when she finally starts to talk to him again, he's not surprised she's asking about how many people he's fucked since they last saw each other. It's her go to question after all.

Words: 1410, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe, Jesse McCree, Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Genji Shimada, Ana Amari, Hana "D.Va" Song, Lena "Tracer" Oxton, Jean-Baptiste Augustin, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari

Relationships: Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Jean-Baptiste Augustin/Genji Shimada

Additional Tags: Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Past Relationship(s), Sex Talk, Go Fish, mentioned sex tapes

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#mchanzo #fic #ao3feed #overwatch #jesse mccree #hanzo shimada

[docholligay]

The End of the Chuck-Line Rider

Hello! I wrote this for @rhiorhino, a McCree fic, as she is the only one who has ever commissioned me for McCree. I hope you like it, it gave me some trouble, but I think it turned out with some merit. It takes place after McCree rejoins my Overwatch, and you can find where it is in the fics here. About 2400 words. 

Jesse McCree had spent the whole of his life bouncing from job to job, group to group, and it was the same in the city. He rode the line out to Brixton and Whitechapel and Poplar, sure as he’d bounced from Deadlock to Blackwatch to Talon. 

But sometimes he got tired of the bouncing, and he went to Winston’s house. 

Winston’s house was more than just a house, was why. A large, expansive place that had once been a warehouse, it should be grey and gloomy still surrounded by other warehouses, but Tracer, long before she had any capacity as commander, before there even was a second Overwatch, had painted it in lovely cheerful colors, and planted a few rows of flowers around the front stairs. It was a strange sight in the middle of the industrial park, lacking a quality of covertness one might have expected from the place.

For you see, it housed more than just Winston’s couch. It housed his lab, Mercy’s exam rooms and medical center, it housed arms lockers and a garage for D.va to tinker with her mech. Pharah had made herself busy digging out the bottom of the place to make a training room.

And it was for this reason that McCree felt he could be there. It was a sort of satellite headquarters for Overwatch, even if the official office was above some sort of fry shop off Well Street. He was a member of Overwatch, and the dog tags that clinked at his chest were proof of that. So he was allowed to be here, and when he tired of his tiny room, and of wandering around the city, he came here.

Winston had not yet discovered a way to keep him out of the kitchen, as it happened to be the only kitchen in the place, wide and generously spaced as the rest of the house, built for Winston and tolerated for McCree.

He was rubbing his gun idly as he sat there, drinking the coffee that bubbled out of Mercy’s housewarming gift to Winston that had probably been more than a little self serving. Pharah couldn’t hardly get mad at him for firearm safety, he thought as he pushed the brush through the bore.

How many times had he cleaned his gun in the past few months? He’d barely had the opportunity to shoot it, on Overwatch’s side, but still he cleaned it, a good habit. A good habit that got him out of the house.

It wasn’t that he wasn’t grateful for his small place across the river and down the way. He’d had a hard enough time finding anything he could afford, not to mention a place that would let him have his cats. And he wasn’t giving up his boys, just so he could have a little bit more comfort, no sir. Whatever else he was, he wasn’t quite that kind of man, to give them up after all they’d taken him through.

Mercy had suggested that Tracer had an extra bed in her home, and McCree hadn’t been dumb enough to ask her if he could stay, not when he was shooting daggers at him with her eyes, on account of she wasn’t allowed to shoot actual bullets at him with her gun.

So he was grateful, after all, for the tiny place he’d found, but it was still a single room with a microwave and a tiny cube of a fridge, with a tile floor and barely enough space for the cat tree.

And so sometimes he cleaned his gun at Winston’s.

The thing about Winston’s is that people came in and out of it, looking at him with various levels of suspicion and regret. He tried not to notice. He noticed anyway. Ashe had often said he had too much of a conscience to be in the Deadlock Gang. Yael had retorted that Ashe was the only one without one, before adding the venomous “rich kid” to the end of the sentence.

McCree had always chuckled when she said that. Until he heard his name said with that same venom, flecked off everyone’s teeth, everywhere.

A high ding rang out over the kitchen.

Tracer walked into the room, bouncing as she walked and humming happily to herself, till she caught sight of McCree, slowing and focusing her as if she’d hit a brick wall. She did not take her eyes off of him as she removed a mug from the cabinet, her canister of tea from next to the kettle, and then, just as quickly, snapped her head back to the task at hand, pouring the boiling water into the bright cup.

“We’re together on the next go round, you know.” McCree looked down the barrel of his gun, the oil from cleaning it filling Winston’s kitchen with its perfume.

She continued making her tea, with no response, pouring a bit of cream as her sloth tea infuser smiled out at McCree, the only one happy to see him.

“Tracer.”

She did not look up. “‘Eard you.”

It had been months since he’d been captured, since he’d decided to defect, since Mercy had passionately argued, using a religion none of them believed in but all felt strangely compelled by on the back of Mercy’s belief, that he should be allowed, that he should have a change to be something different and new.

We wiped down the edge of the barrel. “Think we should, you know, run a drill, maybe? Might be a solid idea to get some sense of the other.”

Tracer reached for the sugar bowl. “Know ‘ow you fight.”

Mercy was the only one who thought of him as a member of the team, if he was being honest. Pharah regarded him with suspicion. Winston hated him passionately, and wasn’t afraid to say so. Dva didn’t seem to care either way, and would tell you that if you asked her, but she somehow forgot to invite him to her apartment for dinners and games with the others.  

Even Jack and Ana got invited to those.

He gave a weak grin and inclined his chin to her. “I mean, you’re the boss.”

She spun around quickly, somehow not spilling a drop of her tea, moving her hand with the motion of her body, practiced in all the ways she moved, and gave a smirk and a nod. “S’right, McCree, I am. See that you don’t forget it.”

But somehow it was Tracer who surprised him the most, a woman he would have said previously didn’t know how to hold grudge, who often joked she didn’t have the attention span for it but who had managed to gather it up to hate McCree. Tracer, who had mostly ignored the divide between Overwatch and Blackwatch, whatever Ana told her to do, who’d taken McCree out to his first gay club and laughed all the while. Tracer who now spoke to him only in snaps, for months.

There was a small part of him that was done with it, and it aimed forward.

“S’true, but,” He set down his gun and crossed his arms “Now Lena, we gotta--”

Tracer slammed her mug onto the countertop, tea spilling out the top of it, sloth tea infuser thrown off the edge of the mug and onto the stone, even his back to McCree, now.

“You SHOT me, Jesse!” Her eyes glowed with hot fire, willing and ready to answer the volley. “And you shot me to kill me! Near succeeded, too, you did, and wouldn’t that ‘ave been a lovely day for you, right? I don’t ‘gotta’ do nothing!”

McCree looked down into his coffee, watching the thin ribbon of cream he occasionally allowed himself circle around aimlessly in the dark.

He knew the feeling.

It would be impossible to explain to Tracer that it wouldn’t have been a lovely day for him, that he felt the full weight of regret like a fifty pound sack of flour the second he’d heard her cry out, the moment he saw the glitter off her blood in the moonlight. He’d thought it was the right thing, but it had been the wrong thing, and his gut had known that, same as Yael said it would. That he’d felt a wave of relief when Reaper had growled that she was still alive, that he had fucked it up, in the way this time at least.

But everything else she said was true, and Tracer had only spoken the truth into the light. That he’d shot her. That he’d shot to kill. And he would have to live with her hatred for the rest of his life, with Winston’s hatred, with everyone’s hatred. He’d made his bed, and now he had to sleep in it, and that was the god’s honest truth.

Tracer stared at him cold, daring him to defend himself, daring him to say anything at all, and he found himself unable to meet her gaze directly. She’d become a commander, in these ensuing years, and not just by title. Her back was straighter, her voice was clearer, and she did not look away.

“I--” He scrambled for a thing to say, trying to quiet the small voice inside of him that said he deserved another chance, that punishment enough had been meted out, that it was a commander’s duty to correct but either correct him and let it be done or send him on his way. The larger part of him, that part that knew what he’d done, fell upon that voice like a wave. “I’m, you know, I apologize.”

“Jesse.” She said very softly, wiping down the counter with a napkin.

“Yah?”

“I’m going to ‘it you in about, oh, one second, most like.”

“What the--”

He did not have time to finish the sentence before a mug came sailing at his face. He raised his arm, and barely blocked it, but the surprise of it caught him, and he stood up, tumbling backward into the wall. His gun was ripped from his hand and scattered across the kitchen floor, and McCree barely had time to worry that Tracer had knocked his gun out of timing before he felt the volley of her fists into his body.

He grabbed out for her, but there was only a small blue light where she had been and a fierce whack across the back of his head. Less than a second. The accelerator she wore every day gave her less than a second of movement.

It was enough, he reflected, as his nose cracked against a tiny fist, and she knew how to use it. The blood spewed out of his nose, and he reflexively grabbed for it, his other arm throwing out a wild punch in the hopes of finding her, but the most he felt was the graze of cotton that was the edge of her shirt. God, but she was fast. He wasn’t used to fighting someone like her, he was a barroom brawler and a one gun cowboy, and her heard her spring off the table ust in enough time to barely shield himself from the full force of her body on top of him, bring them both to the floor.

It seemed to last forever, but it could not have been half a minute before he heard Pharah’s voice, shouting above the sound of McCree’s head slamming to the floor, and the force of a knee falling into his chest.

“Ya rab! Hey!” He felt the knee lift from his chest, “Tracer!” and as he rolled over onto his belly and blinked around, he saw Tracer, her arms firmly held by Pharah, “You cannot do this! Not like this!”

“No, Fareeha!” She pulled away from her, “Tired of being bloody FUCKING told I’m not permitted to get the slightest bit angry over ‘im coming back into the fold, on account of your wife decided it was okay to the ‘ole lot of us!”

“Lena!”

“Let me ‘andle it!” She stomped her foot, as if she were an enraged toddler. “‘E TRIED TO KILL ME!”

“I know!” Pharah sighed, and took a breath. “I was there. It was horrible. I do not blame--”

“Makes no never mind to me.” McCree grumbled. “I had it coming, think we all know that.” He looked up at her through an already-swelling eye. ‘We square, or you not have your pound a flesh?”

It felt good, he would have said, if he had allowed himself to say such things. He wanted to handle it this way , too. That as different as he and Tracer could be, they both had a clear understanding of the fact that sometimes diplomacy didn’t work, and sometimes the only way to let bygones be was to pay it out in blood. That this was the most hopeful he’d felt since joining.

Pharah nodded. “I will get Angela. You will need care.”

She hurried away, Tracer still leaning against the edge of the countertop, arms crossed, the blue of her shirt peppered with blood that McCree was pretty sure was all his. He didn’t remember landing a hit.

He grinned up at her, still tasting the iron of it. “Good training, Commander.”

She gave a weak chuckle. “Fuck, Jesse.” She walked toward him, and extended a hand. “Come on then.”

He looked up. “You gonna hit me again?”

She smiled, and he felt his shoulders relax. “Not today. Most like.”

He took her hand, and as she pulled him up, she paused for a second by his hear. “Promise you this, you ever walk toward Talon again, it’s the last thing you ever do.”

He appreciated knowing what a man can do, and what a man can’t do, and Tracer was good at making that plain. She’d make good on the promise. She kept promises.

McCree straightened up. “Understood.” he went to tip his hat only to realize it wasn’t there, and awkwardly saluted, “Commander Oxton.”

Tracer looked around the kitchen, and put her hands on her hips. “All right then, clean this up,” She shrugged, “guess that’s the lot of it. Hm,” she looked at the floor, “broke me mug.”

McCree grabbed the broom and mop, and when he turned around, Tracer was offering him a handkerchief.

#HON HON HON #Thank you for reading #!!

[overwatch]

Can I be childish for a moment and just ask if it’s irrational that I’m a little mad at the Overwatch fandom? Like they’ve slandered the hell out of Soldier 76 since pretty much the game was released, and now he’s gay he’s a sudden icon and nothing is wrong with him? Idk. It just unsettles me I guess that being gay suddenly makes his entire MO change? I’m super stoked he’s LGBT now and I love the representation! I’m just a bit sad over how that seems to be the ONLY reason he’s liked now?

Is itirrational, as well as childish, to feel apprehensive over how people treatedyou for having a liking on soldier76 before, back when it was deemed uncool tolike “a boring het, racist and homophobic white” man?

No.

Is itirrational, as well as childish, to feel apprehensive over people likingsoldier76 because he is gay “now”?...

Yes, exceptit’s not irrational and you have every right to feel apprehensive about it - Theactual debate is rooted to my first paragraph on how Soldier76 was read asbefore by the majority of the tumblr community (yes I’m coming for your wigs) andhow his fans were clearly delusional, and just about all of the the usualtumblr anthropology lingo attributes to white “slice of bread” men that don’tfit the stereotypical yaoi ships everyone loves to fetishize.

But Zee, clearly you don’t expect us to believepeople would hate anon you about liking soldier76 who was a huge racisthomophobe. Except peopledid message me that even though Soldier76 was never homophobic, or racist. Yet,wasn’t that the recurring theme? A lot of white people on tumblr seem to loveto hate white characters because that’s woke as heck and that’s how you endracism, right? If you’re white and yousay you hate white characters in front of a mirror three times on a Friday nightyou are not racist forever and you have a free pass to fetishize Genji andevery east-Asian male character you weirdly obsess about, right?

There seemsto be an accepted long tradition within tumblr communities of scrutinizinginterracial couples in fanwork too and dissecting it down to racialdiscrimination based only on the fact that one of the characters is white. Thekeyword here is fan – fan portrayal should not in any way affect the way acharacter or in this case a ship is perceived but most people can’t seem to separate fan work from the real source.Reaper76, Pharmercy, Mchanzo are only a few examples of ships that are oftenregarded as racist and/or problematic based on the fact that someone made badfan content about them.

Althoughother ships have equally racist and other dubious themes in fanwork you don’thear about how transphobic it is, for example, to simply like Genji, despitethe extensive collection of trans-fetishization he’s subjected to in AO3 andyou don’t get called a racist for liking McCree despite a lot of latino/mixedMcCree fan content reducing him to a very detrimental stereotype of latino men.

As I see ityou have two choices here: you either claim a whole character/ship to be problematicbecause you found a piece of fan work that you deem to be/is problematic andharass everyone who posts or even mentions that ship ever again and thy shallburn on the stake for your sins witch, or you can message the person whocreated the fan work directly and explain the thought process of why and howthey can improve their work and posteriorly themselves because we need to startthinking globally and the many consequences of bad representation/portrayal.But expecting everyone to be part of the “woke” movement is a littleunrealistic given that we’re all very different people from different cultureswith different backgrounds – some people never even had contact with thecultures they try to portray on their work and most probably are not even fullyadults; obviously that doesn’t make it ok to publish certain things, but iftheir work is based on innocent unawareness then the least you can do is try toeducate them, unless of course that’s not your job and it’s so much easier tosend anon hate messages to people who talk about the ship and/or character.

I’ll saythis though: if you don’t like a ship, for whatever reason it is, you haveevery right to unfollow and tag to hide the content – heck, maybe the ship ISbad? (I will not get in what makes a ship bad but I’m obviously referring topeople who enjoy seeing, say, a minor and an adult together) but if you’regoing to harass someone who posts about or simply reblogs about a ship youthink it’s problematic for the reasons I mentioned previously then you’re agoblin who abuses the anon feature way too much.

With thatsaid, to everyone who made bad racist content despite being an adult who shouldknow better by now: fuck you.

The subjectof debate isn’t about it being bad to like and support gay soldier76 because he’sgay “now” – no, the way I see it, it’s the least those people can do. Theactual subject of debate is people slandering a character for nothing else thangetting a white hetero piñata to kick so everybody knows how not racist andhomophobic they are and using deceptive claims such as framing it around problematicfan content that has nothing to do with the actual character and/or ship.

So how dowe go from here? Should we just forget everything and move on and let peopleappreciate a character because he’s gay? Yes, why not? If actual homophobicpeople are going to hate soldier76 because he’s gay then why can’t the oppositesimultaneously happen as well? Obviously a character should not be built aroundhis sexuality – Hey, Glee – but it’s definitely not wrong to start appreciatinga character more because of it and honestly I feel people are way more intoSoldier76 being a soldier who sacrificed his relationship in order to giveVincent the happy life soldier76 knew he couldn’t provide, and the happy lifehe thought Vincent deserved. To me that character arc was a side of soldier76most people didn’t seem to be even aware of but then again, with the few lorehints we get here and there I’m not expecting everyone to figure it outdirectly.

It’s ok tolike a character because he’s gay, and it’s equally ok to feel frustrated thateveryone who used to mock you for liking the macho corn eating bread Morrison isnow on the hype gay train but let’s just be glad and thankful there is a trainand that we’re not riding it alone anymore, right?

#txt #Anonymous #ask

[liminalchasm]

i’m not putting this particular edgelord on your dash but if you see that bullshit in the roadrat tag about ‘trans headcanons’ vs ‘trans aus’ just block them, they either a) clearly don’t know what the fuck ‘headcanon’ means, or b) are trying to piss off as many people as possible by posting stupid bullshit in the tags of popular trans headcanons.

also, they made a different bad post about how ‘mccrees not been proven black, so he’s white’ as if those are the only two options. so. like i said, either completely stupid or trying to piss people off on purpose. maybe both?

[v--iper]

Romance Headcanons.

NAME:  Elizabeth Caledonia "Calamity" Ashe NICKNAME: Ashe GENDER: Mtf trans woman ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Pansexual. PREFERRED PET NAMES: She doesn’t use pet names often, only really for people she likes or shes close to, but her go to is stuff like sugar or honey FAVORITE CANON SHIP(S): There’s none because Chu won’t just admit Ashe and Jesse fucked FAVORITE NON-CANON SHIP(S): Listen...........so many. I can’t say I really have any favorites but with how overwatch is then if Ashe joined them, in a way, she could really interact with anyone. Honestly I’m a shipping slut. OPINION ON TRUE LOVE:  I’ve popped off about this in the discord and occasionally on here but Ashe has a big issue with the idea of true love or just love in general. I tried to find the other post I popped off about it but I can’t so I’mma just keep it brief. The chances of Ashe feeling true love? Slim. 0.01% chance of it. OPINION ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: It not.......real HOW ‘ROMANTIC’ ARE THEY?: Honestly she seems really romantic because she’s a spoiler. She might not say I love you all the time, maybe like once a month, but u will get......things. IDEAL PHYSICAL TRAITS: Thicc papas No omg, well I mean yeah BUT listen, I’mma explain more on this in the type section IDEAL PERSONALITY TRAITS: She does like people who are stronk but also likes people who will let her bully them playfully.  UNATTRACTIVE PHYSICAL TRAITS: None because she’s fucked Jesse McCree and thats bottom barrel (her words, not mine) UNATTRACTIVE PERSONALITY TRAITS: What really irks her is those dudes or anyone that think they’re better than everyone else. Das icky IDEAL DATE: Honestly??? She hasn’t dated in 20 years at this point she’s not picky. If it’s considered a date it could be anything. And besides, she’s usually the one footing the bill so it’s more about what the other person wants to do. DO THEY HAVE A TYPE?:  No. Basically, everyone that Ashe could get with doesn’t have to be some perfect person because anyone will do. She can act like she has preferences but those aren’t true. She’s always gonna’ feel some degree of empty because of what her parents have done to her. So any person who could potentially be a partner is just Ashe trying to find someone to fill that void left by her parents. She loves B.O.B to death but deep deep down she’s just not going to be happy/satisfied/whatever. The only thing that’s going to let her move on from that is if her parents just decided to love her and we all know that’s not going to happen. AVERAGE RELATIONSHIP LENGTH: She’s never really had a relationship that’s lasted over a few months. PREFERRED NON-SEXUAL INTIMACY: The snugs COMMITMENT LEVEL: Unless you pull a Jesse McCree then she’s super loyal.  OPINION OF PUBLIC AFFECTION: She is okay with it but just don’t be all over her if she’s doing business because she takes that very seriously!! PAST RELATIONSHIPS?: Usually, just short flings that last a few months. Most of her exes have died because well, gang gang shit.

Tagged by: @ridesagain and @coldsnxp im sob  Tagging: the weenie reading this rn (aka u)

#Mun do something! | ooc

[dragxnfall]

just joined the overwatch rp scene and looking to make friends and start threads with! please like/reblog if you’re an active overwatch rp blog!

#overwatch #overwatch rp #roleplay #overwatch roleplay #ow rp #ow rp blog #overwatch roleplay blog #how many fucking tags #genji roleplay #mccree roleplay #idfk

[moved--to--shiru-ka-yo]

☾ ♣ ✮

About the Mun!

☾ ━ how many pets do you own? if none, what kind of animals do you like?

I have three dogs and I love them all!

♣ ━ share five random facts about yourself

I’m not the most interesting person, but alrighty!

I was born in the Netherlands (Dad was stationed there when he was in the army, so of course my mom tagged along).

I was born with hemi-hypertrophy.

And because of hemi-hypertrophy, I developed scolocis, which was corrected a few years back.

I’m bi. 

I’m Jewish.

✮ ━ top three favorite muses that you’ve played

Fuck… Um… I can’t choose a top three… They always change. 

Um… Ok. Hanzo (cause that’s who I enjoy being the most these days), a tie between McCree/Genji/Soldier:76/Reaper, and then a tie between Hana/Mercy/Mei (Look, I know I cheated, but you can’t make me just choose!).

#deadlockled #[ooc: Mun Post] #[ooc: Ask the Mun!]

[ao3feed-mcreyes]

I shall burn...

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2BSw95w

by Ilyasviel

Fire. Gabe is fire and passion and hotness and everything in between. And Jesse wishes to burn in that fire more than anything in the world. But his cold head remembers him it is a bad idea. He is not only the renowned war hero, Blackwatch Commander and his superior officer. He has turned into his best friend after the long years together, and Jesse will give his life gladly to protect him. But some nights, when he lies on his bunk, awake and lonely, he thinks about it. How will his skin feel under his fingers? If he comes too close, will he burn himself like a moth near a flame? Every single time his fingers have itched to grab, to take what he craves like a drug addict every waking moment. And every time his mind reminds him how much he can lose, how lost he will feel without him by his side. And so he takes what he can. His friendship, the brotherhood they have developed over the months of missions and the many times they have saved the other’s lives.

But today something is different. They have come back from a dangerous mission. One that has almost cost Jesse his life and has added new scars to Gabe’s handsome face. And now he lies in a hospital bed, with Gabe sleeping on a chair beside it.

Words: 12560, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jesse McCree, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes, Mentions of other OW characters

Relationships: Jesse McCree/Reaper | Gabriel Reyes, Jesse McCree & Reaper | Gabriel Reyes

Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Fluff and Smut, Smut, Smuff, Porn with Feelings, Feelings, Declarations Of Love, First Kiss, First Time, Smut means they fuck, Just in case XD, OMG! IS SO FLUFFY I WANNA DIE! (said with Agnes' voice), Pre-Fall of Overwatch, Idiots in Love, Bad Jokes, Bad Puns, Dirty Talk, ish? xD

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2BSw95w

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #mcreyes #mcreaper #overwatchfanfic

[ao3feed-pharmercy]

Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JGWiac

by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)

a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.

Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters

Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris

Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay

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Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)

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by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)

a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.

Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters

Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris

Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay

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