#how scary

[otrtbs]

when i finish the dinner fic i am gonna need someone to read it in its entirety and dissect it for the smallest plot holes before i post it …

#how scary #but it won’t work unless all the threads are not loose ! #i don’t want any “’why did evan say this and then it’s never talked abt again’ moments #yk? #tdf

[mayepul]

more old art of mine... this time Flowey!!

you can really tell I liked this style of lighting huh

#Undertale #Flowey #Undertale fanart #Flowey fanart #woooooh scary face #How scary #Umm what else do I tag #Oh I know #Flowey the Flower #utdr #my art #artists on tumblr #artist on tumblr

[heshefey]

30 flirty & dirty 🖤

#my birthday was yesterday #and I had a fun time with friends #officially in my 30s #how scary #me

[no-naem]

I was trying to make a new banner but I ended up listening to nevermore by sasakure uk on repeat and accidentally made a vague AU...

#naem draws #amphibia #maybe I'll finish it #<-- I say that having piles of wips in a corner #don't know what this au would be about exactly #but time travel is a thing #it'd have anne and her existential crisis #darcy still exists #doing something sus too #marcy's going through it??? #sasha is about to throw hands #imagine a scenario where your younger selves #see your older selves going though it #and going what the frog happened #the multiverse happened #maybe there's a version of darcy out there #who ascended into godhood #how scary #goodbye normal stable adult lives hello magic and interdimensional multiverse god bullshit #domino 3: so do you still wanna become god? anne: i still can't decide what to eat for dinner

[cluelessatthispoint]

HI ITS PLATONIC YANDERE ANOM HERE AGAIN IM SO SORRY FOR COMING IN YOUR ASKS AGAIN BUT I NEEDED TO GET THE IDEA OUT OF MY SYSTEM BEFORE I COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT IT IM SORRY!!!!

I keep thinking of a platonic Yandere!RED Pyro with either a BLU Engineer!Reader or BLU Spy!Reader. The idea of Pyro, an absolute menace of a human, a danger to everything and everyone to some degree, a complete pyromaniac and ABSOLUTELY NOT sane in the head caring so deeply for someone who they are supposed to kill just fills my lil heart with joy.

Yes, they did force you to join their tea party with their "friends"(who are a bunch of dead parts of your teammates), they also broke all of your weapons and MAYBE went a little overboard by "begging you to stay just a little longer"(pointing their axe at you while starting directly at your soul) but like- c'mon! You two are besties!! It's normal!!!

They just want to spend their time with you out of battle! And your corpse after a battle or your severed head that Medic was experimenting on simply doesn't hit the same spot as talking to you while you are alive and "well"! Even if that means that they will have to tie you to a chair with a "lovely red and blue ribbon"(literally the tightest and itchy rope ever known to man) and "put a do not disturb sign on the door"(locking and barricading the door so nobody can leave or enter). They just want to spend time with you!! Is it so wrong to have you by their side on work days just for a few hours?? I'm sure your team won't even notice!! Just stay calm and let your good friend Pyro help you relax and forget about the outside world :D

(SORRY THIS IS SO LONG :()

To make this easier I'm going to write the reader as the BLU Spy. I really love the idea! Pyro is such a little crazy guy and I love him, not as much as engie. But it's pretty darn close. :) No worries about the long request, the more detailed the better!!!

warnings: platonic yandere, blood, mild gore and kidnapping.

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Being hired as the new BLU Spy for the BLU team was a surreal dream come true. The opportunity to go to new places and to see new things and experience different cultures while getting paid was really a great deal. Being under the tutelage of the former BLU Spy for years now you felt more ready for this job, than at any other job. The sights, the sounds, the comradery! It was perfect. Well, almost perfect.

Having worked for the team for a little over three months you began to notice right away that there was something up with the RED Pyro. That crazy arsonist seemed to target you every time in battle. No matter if you were cloaked or in disguise, he would somehow always know that you were there. It was so humiliating!

The time you disguised yourself as the RED Sniper he seemed to know right away. Remembering how you made it as far as the door to the intel room before he rounded the corner and hacked you to pieces with an axe. It was horrible. The feeling of white-hot pain and warm blood pooling out of you was one of the feelings that you would not have repeated. That damned RED Pyro, well. he has another thing coming to him that's for sure! Today for the match you made a plan. Before the RED Pyro could find you, you would find him!

The thought made you smile. With fifteen minutes till the battle started you set to finalizing every detail. Instead of cloaking and running to the RED Sniper's nest you would track around the RED base and disguise yourself as the RED Spy. Grabbing your tools and your invis watch you made your way over to the respawn room and waited. Before too long you were joined by your fellow teammates. The noisy din echoing off the tiled walls served as a comfortable distraction.

The memories of previous battles only fueled your determination. The disturbing memory of watching the previous battle's clean up flashed briefly across your mind. How from a distance you could see the enemy Pyro go digging around in the pile of corpses looking for something. You don't know why you stayed, why you watched him from afar. Maybe it was just morbid curiosity, or maybe it was just to simply be nosy. You weren't quite sure. But when the Pyro pulled your severed head from the pile you felt your knees wobble. The way he held your corpse in his arms seemed almost tender-like.

Shaking your head to clear your thoughts you readied your disguise. The voice of the Administrator signaling the start of the battle rang out loud across the field. Steeling your nerves, you cloaked yourself and headed out the door. Walking around the field, dodging bullets aimed for your fellow teammates you had only one objective in mind: to kill the RED Pyro.

Walking around the battlefield you noticed one thing that was odd. There were only eight RED's on the field. The Pyro was missing. Feeling a pit of dread well up in your abdomen you continued cautiously onwards. Finally making it inside the RED base you put on your disguise and walked freely through the halls. Every once in a while, the sound of soft footfalls from somewhere behind you made you put up your cloak in defense. Looking this way and that, there were no signs of anybody being nearby as far as you could tell.

"My nerves must be shot." Your soft voice sounded so quiet and yet so loud in the empty base.

Walking around, you couldn't find any signs of the RED arsonist anywhere. And it was really ticking you off.

Rounding a corner, you stopped dead in your tracks. There right in front of you, starring you down; like a mountain lion staring down its prey was the Pyro. Bringing a hand up to your face you adjusted your disguise, softly exhaling as you felt the paper between your gloved fingers.

"Ah, Bonsoir mon ami. I am just in here for a relaxing smoke."

Beads of sweat rolled down your masked face. Something wasn't right. The way he stared at you; something was wrong. Something here was very, very wrong. Trying to quell your rising panic you didn't notice how he took a small step forward. Then another, followed by another. Feeling your breaths increasing, you closed your eyes. Fight, flight or freeze. Three of the things that a spy should overcome if they ever wanted a chance to be successful in their career. Stopping in front of you the Pyro looked down at your disguised face. Being only a few inches shorter than him he still seemed to tower over you.

To Pyro, you looked so cute trying to disguise yourself as his friend. But he would always know who you disguised yourself as. After all you are his bestest friend. The way that you looked for him today seemed to prove that. Placing a heavy hand on your shoulder he pulled you into a hug. To you however, his hand pulled you into a chokehold. Feeling your mask slip off you flailed your arms and legs every way you could think of. Slipping free from his arms you ducked down and ran further into the base.

Feeling a smile rising to his lips he watched as you disappear as you rounded the corner. What a great friend you were; trying to find him first, then initiating a game of hide and seek. Oh boy! what fun! From the amount of time that passed from you searching him out to him choking you the battle was long over. The doors to the outside battle grounds were sealed shut. Finally happy to have his best friend over for a game of hide and seek and a sleep over he chuckled happily to himself. Oh, what a great time the two of you were going to have. Especially since the next scheduled battle would take place in a week. The idea of having a friend over for a whole week put some pep in his step.

You both were going to have a great time. Whether you liked it or not.

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Playing hide and seek with Pyro would be absolutely terrifying and so much fun at the same time!

#tf2 mercs #tf2 pyro #tf2 fic #tf2 #team fortress 2 fic #team fortress two #team fortress 2 #team fortress two fanfic #tf2 writing requests #tf2 request #pyro x reader #platonic yandere #yandere #pyrovision #oh no #how fun #how scary #pyro x spy reader #tf2 oneshot #oh well #panic #thank you anon <3 #great request

[nahoney22]

Okay so quite scary and obviously not going to post the ask but I don’t understand why anybody would find it appropriate to take a screenshot of my personal media accounts and say ‘found you 👅’. Worst thing is they’re on anon.

Do. Not. Do. This.

#honestly Wtfffff? #I give my personal media to my moots who I trust and I definitely know it’s none of them #how scary #be safe guys

[chloesimaginationthings]

Am scary ghost

#ask reply #how scary

[veeeffvee]

"Dizzy" really is becoming a fanon name for the SOTS clown huh

I recall seeing two different people on Tumblr taking credit years ago for calling Christopher "Crispy" and calling Happy Days girl "Slurpee"

I wonder if this is my version of that

Do people even know that I came up with the name

You know, I've had made-up names for other GHOST characters too, but I'm not revealing them for this exact reason

Man I have mixed feelings about this

#personal #I remember a post on here too taking credit for calling her ''Nah'' #And nobody knows who that person is now #How scary

[miserye]

Damn them not letting me edit my reblog tags on polls is insane

#chatterye #everything is so final regarding polls rn #how scary #it’s commitment and I don’t like it

[kota-bee]

Apparently having pronouns means you can’t be a nuclear physicist. Sorry to every NP you’re all unemployed now if someone has ever referred to you

Everyone has pronouns dipshit (even your fav Jared)

#anti jared padalecki #they’re idiots #all of them #come and take it #tw racism #tw transphobes #jared padalecki #jared padamoose #anti jarpad #im waiting #for the ableism #ohhh im disabled #how scary

[marshmellowtea]

i know i shouldn’t care too much about people who’ll misunderstand me on purpose but sometimes i’m just. sighs and holds a cigarette like that one ben affleck image. i’m the scary proshipper you’re so afraid of. boo.

#pro ship #proship #anti anti #marshy speaks #like oooOOOooo i think people shouldn’t harass people over fiction #i think people are more than the ships and tropes they enjoy #how scary

[brascu]

...There is no love triangle between Ed/Stede and Izzy. Ed doesn't love Izzy. He doesn't want Izzy. He doesn't even like Izzy.

And by the show's own definition of love, Izzy doesn't love Ed. They don't pass the time together well. Izzy doesn't get Ed's idiosyncrasies (and in fact tries to suppress/control them). Izzy doesn't encourage Ed to try new things.

Izzy is possessive, yes, but it is not love. It is toxic, abusive possession rooted in racism (believing he, the white man, should have power of a man of color).

A love triangle means a triangle. There's no triangle. Izzy's "feelings" (which are abusive possessiveness, not love) are unrequited--Ed will never, ever fucking want or love him back. Especially not after Izzy, you know, threatened to murder him for being vulnerable and emotional.

And all you disgusting Izzy stans who sympathize and excuse his behavior, or downright ignore it for your stupid fucking ships, are fetishists and abuse apologists.

lol hello to you, tiger!

First of all, the creators of ofmd already told us that Izzy is in love with Ed and is watching himself lose his work partner. Izzy don't have other relationship with Blackbeard, just as much as Cha-cha don't have one with Hazel.

Ed hates Izzy??? At times, yes. But if it was true, he would've left Izzy leave by the end of the fourth episode, dear lol

Love triangle doesnt mean the main character wants two people, it means that there are two people "courting" him. In Eds case, Stede and Izzy, in his possessive and sick way. In Hazel's case, Agnes and Cha-cha, who tries to control him and threaten him, just like Izzy.

Just as much as Izzy tries to kill stede to get Blackbeard, the pirate, his partner to go back to how things were, Cha-cha kidnaps Agnes and is going to kill her after Hazel left her.

I don't really know what gave you the idea, in my comparisson post, that I'm a "Izzy stan who simpathize and excuse his behavior, or downright ignore it for your stupid fucking ships; a fetishist and abuse apologist". I think you have to chill and watch what you say on the internet.

I am myself a survivor of an abusive relationship. I was manipulated by a possessive asshole. I am here besides him. You don't get to say shit about me. You don't know me and is just a scared little thing spewing puke from it's fingers.

I'm always opened to talk. If you were someone able to have a real discussion. You're just full of hatred, looking for someone to attack.

you are invading my space and i would like to nicely ask you to leave.

For someone who hates Izzy that much, you do act quite a bit like him, no? Biting and hiding, just like a dog.

I wish you a nice "Cha-cha dying alone at the end of the world while Hazel runs off with his girlfriend", or that you start using your brain to actually anylize things before barking to some strangers. If the gate was opened, or if I didn't gave you the option to say shit anonimously, you wouldn't even be here.

auf auf! <3

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy our flag means death #chill babe #such rude #looks like izzy is in my dms #how scary #boo

[rabbigfirlee]

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#hearing a grown man screaming in pain is one of the most traumatizing things #I’m going to be replaying the sound in my head for the next few days uffff I can’t get it out of my head #how scary #ya Allah please please heal him and grant him a full recovery #ya Allah please grant him ease and bless him abundantly in this life and the next #Ameen

[omg-pornmags]

“Trying not to let this get me too spooked today. What a thing to wake up to... I really hope no one got hurt. I’m thinking some nice hot tea is in order. Anyone else need to just decompress?”

#open starter #I really hope everything is okay #how scary

[bpd-fish]

Do I become vulnerable and love again

#how scary #because I actually really like you #am I fucking myself over #who knows #actually bpd #bpd #actually borderline #fuck #new person

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭