who do i have to fuck, marry, kill, at disney/bbc to get frobisher on the show. i know those motherfuckers hav the budget to cgi a penguin
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OKAY WHY IS THE UK SUDDENLY ABSOLUTELY FREEZING?????
It's 7°C, IT'S SUMMER!????
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Put on JP for background noise on its birthday and wound up making a gif to use any time someone complains about dinosaur behavior in the franchise.
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Spies Like Us
the little moments of TF2 is really what makes this game so fun.
earlier in a match I was playing spy and while disguised as an enemy, I proceeded to bump into an enemy spy, also disguised. We immediately turned around and found ourselves staring blankly at each other, befuddlement and realization hitting us. We just stood there for a solid few seconds before taking off our disguises only to continue staring. There was befuddlement and tension and even camaraderie as we chose to put down our weapons and just look at each other in silence.
in the end, we both just walked away like nothing had happened, but that moment lives rent free in my head. This is why TF2 is such a good game, you really can’t get this anywhere else.
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would you deny a well trained slut a tasty treat...?
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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
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It's time to put away the resin.
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Danny, upon realizing that ecto can be used to shape his body per how he perceives it, is very quick to invent a small handheld device that can manipulate that and turn it on others.
Then he opens up shop on the internet.
If someone puts in their info and name, and a place to meet them, he'll use his powers and tour the world to visit them.
And then use modified ecto to help them shapeshift their body to their desired gender.
That's right.
For the small price of like, whatever is in someone's pocket (gum, a weird penny, maybe a fastfood run on the way to the meet location), the hero Phantom is offering free transition shapeshifting. No surgery, no pain, no drugs.
Possible side effects include levitation, seeing the dead, hiccup(ing fire), speaking Ghostspeak, possible claws and fangs, glowing eyes, super strength, super speed, sonic blasts from mouth, pointed ears, electronic interference, and being hunted by a government entity.
All side effects except the claws, fangs, pointed ears, glowing eyes, and being hunted by a government entity will disappear after two weeks.
Everyone but Danny is surprised by how many Trans people find this a steal of a deal.
Hunted by the government? Pffffff. Just a fuckin Tuesday then.
Tim Drake-Wayne, Alysia Yeoh, and Cullen Row agree to meet up with this guy to see if he's legitimate. No other reason. No sir. Not at all.
(They all get their gender affirming Shapeshift and are very fucking pleased that there will be no more shots in the future for any of them)
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He Xuan: You won't believe who just came up here for the third time.
Hua Cheng: ........Don't joke about that.
He Xuan: I'm not, I swear! And he broke a bunch of stuff on his way in.
Hua Cheng: What.
He Xuan: Um, yeah, you know his two babies that you hate? He hit one with a giant bell and smashed the other one's palace.
Hua Cheng: I am definitely in the right religion.
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”all my marriages were so crappy that i spent all my time with you.” WILSON WHAT
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