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hunieday · 5 months

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Isumi Haruka Rabbitube Mini - Rabbit Chat

Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!

Isumi Haruka: Thanks for your hard work. do you have free time rn? (1)

Isumi Haruka: Right now*?

Momo: I do have time rn

Momo: Right now*! ;P

Izumi Mitsuki: Same, I’m free rn

Izumi Mitsuki: Right now*! 😆

Isumi Haruka: Sorry, I accidentally sent the predicted text...

Momo: Don't worry about it at all! I thought maybe Harukacchi felt comfortable with us, so I was actually happy 🥺

Izumi Mitsuki: Me too! I felt like I was talking to Tamaki, feel free to be casual! 😆👍

Isumi Haruka: As if I were talking to Yotsuba!? lol

Isumi Haruka: No, that would be dangerous, we always talk about who's gonna treat the other 💦

Momo: Sounds fun~~~~~~ I wanna go back to high school and play rock-paper-scissors to decide who buys juice at the store ‼‼😭.

Izumi Mitsuki: I know right! Then go buy sweet red-bean soup and play tricks on each other! 🤩

Isumi Haruka: Sounds like you guys were really enjoying your time

Isumi Haruka: Um, onto the main question! Please let me conduct a survey on what would be good for next week's Rabbimini after-party!

Isumi Haruka:

1. visiting a ramen shop

2. Panda-man taste testing

3- Divination

4- All-you-can-eat dim sum brunch

Izumi Mitsuki: Ooh~~!!

Izumi Mitsuki: You really thought this through! Thanks 😭 well, we still haven’t decided on anything yet!

Momo: Let's go to aaaall of them!! your big brother here will treat you guys to everything 😭‼

Isumi Haruka: Nah if we go to all of them our stomachs will be too bloated lol

Isumi Haruka: I wanted to do something for you two since you guys took me out for yakiniku after the shoot

Momo:Isn’t he so admirable? ol’ friend Mitsuki-san…

Izumi Mitsuki: What a lovable boy, ol’ friend Momo-san… (2)

Isumi Haruka: You're becoming grandpas lol

Momo:

Izumi Mitsuki:

Izumi Mitsuki: Alright then, do you have any recommendations among these choices?

Isumi Haruka: Erm...

Isumi Haruka: Panda-man. They look cute and I think it’d be fun

Isumi Haruka: I know it’s somewhat childish but...

Momo: It’s fine, I wanna chomp chomp it!! It's cute like Momo-chan, right!? 😍💕

Izumi Mitsuki: I might have seen it featured on TV! 😆 They have different panda faces on them right?

Isumi Haruka: 😉🥺😤

Isumi Haruka: ↑ Yeah! Like these

Isumi Haruka: People take pics of themselves making the same face as Panda man as a trend

Momo: Oh no we totally have to do a photoshoot too 🫰

Izumi Mitsuki: Now you sound like a gyaru lol

Momo: But it's been a while, so teach us how to take photos 🥺 waaggghhh

Isumi Haruka: I'll definitely teach you everything 🫰

Izumi Mitsuki: By the way, there's a photo of the three of you in our fridge! The one you, Iori and Tamaki took together 😆.

Isumi Haruka: Huh!? The fridge!?

Isumi Haruka: At the IDOLiSH7 dorm!?

Izumi Mitsuki: That's right! lolol you took it to commemorate getting a large king pudding stuffed plushie right?

Momo: Wait a minute!! You’re telling me you can see that incredibly cute picture if you go to the IDOLiSH7 dorm ⁉

Izumi Mitsuki: You sure can 👍

Momo: We'll bring a hot pot set and come visit you.

Izumi Mitsuki: We'll be waiting 👍

Isumi Haruka: Please stop, it's embarrassing lololol

Isumi Haruka: But I wonder if Izumi got mad when you stuck it there?

Isumi Haruka: Ah, I mean the little brother! Iori-kun

Izumi Mitsuki: It's confusing since we're both Izumi! 😂

Izumi Mitsuki: He was a bit nervous about it, but Tamaki told us that you three worked really hard together to get that stuffed plushie, so he was really happy and wanted to stick it everywhere!

Izumi Mitsuki: He couldn't help but forgive him when he heard that ✨

Momo: That's so precious... I'll bring beer in bulk on top of that hot pot set.

Izumi Mitsuki: Thank you!? lololol

Isumi Haruka:

Momo: Haruka sounds embarrassed! so cute (*σ･ω･｡)σ

Izumi Mitsuki: This is youth :pudding cheer:

Isumi Haruka: I'm not embarrassed!!!

Momo: What other poses do you usually strike? (*σ･ω･｡)σ

Isumi Haruka: Well, since Izumi doesn't pose so much, Yotsuba and I go extra to make it more exciting, or something...?

Izumi Mitsuki: more exciting lolol thank you!!

Iori smiles when he looks at the picture in the fridge, so I’m truly happy!

Isumi Haruka: Is that so

Isumi Haruka: Yotsuba said he's gonna be fine, but there were times when I wondered if I was pushing him too hard. I'm glad!

Momo: Mitsuki,,,,, I think I'm going to cry,,,,,,

Izumi Mitsuki: Me too,,,,, the big bro in me is so happy,,,,,

Isumi Haruka: p-please don't cry!!

Momo:

Isumi Haruka: I wanna take a picture with a pose that only three people can pull off! What do you think 😳

Izumi Mitsuki: Sounds good! I think we should pose like we did in Rabbimini, right?

Isumi Haruka: Maybe we could clasp our hands together in front of our chests and strike a kung fu pose? Like what we did at the start of Rabbimini! 🙏

Izumi Mitsuki: That's a good idea! I practiced a lot while watching videos! 😆

Momo: You could doodle something cute like ramen, that’d be adorable!! 😆💕

Isumi Haruka: I'll draw a panda too 🐼

Momo: That's the best!! What will you draw, Mitsuki!?

Izumi Mitsuki: Uh, something related to Rabbimini !? let me think

Izumi Mitsuki: A colander,,,?

Momo: a colander lololololololololol

Isumi Haruka: lolololololol

Izumi Mitsuki: I'll practice drawing it lololol

Momo: looking forward to seeing the result of your practice lolol

Momo: Momo-chan and Mitsuki are gonna drive and pick you up from school on the day of the shoot! ✨

Izumi Mitsuki: I’ll rabbitchat you when we get there! 😆

Isumi Haruka: You were serious about that?!?!

Isumi Haruka: I'm happy, but I think Izumi and Yotsuba will get jealous lol 🫣 🫣

Momo: I was serious about it, Harukacchi…!!

Izumi Mitsuki: They’ll definitely be jealous, so I’m gonna spoil them by making their favorite things before and after the outing 🥹 I'm sure both of them will understand that it’s to celebrate your hard work at the shooting!

Isumi Harukai: Um, just to be clear, please be careful not to stand out! Yotsuba told me that when Momo-san came the other day, the whole school was talking about it!

Momo: no way...!! I'm gonna park a little further away from the school so I won’t bother anyone.

Izumi Mitsuki: Let's put on a disguise so that we don't stand out!

Momo:

Izumi Mitsuki:

Isumi Haruka: I'm getting really excited for some reason..!

Momo: I'm glad! After the shoot, let's go to the arcade together when we’re less busy >u< I like that one game! The one where you kill zombies!

Isumi Haruka: Isn’t it great?

Isumi Haruka: I compete with Yotsuba in the high score board, so I'm good at it!

Momo: Huh that’s cool!! Haruka can really do anything >u<

Isumi Haruka: Hehehe

Mitsuki-san, is there something you’d like to do if we go together?

Izumi Mitsuki: Ah! Then, the crane game! I know a guy who’s gonna be over the moon if he gets a Kokona-chan or something 😆 you'll have to teach me all the tricks!

Isumi Haruka: Yes!! I'll take care of it 🙌

Momo: Then Mitsuki, give me tips on how to draw a colander ;P✨

Izumi Mitsuki: I don’t think there are any tricks to that lololol i’ll think about it lolol

Isumi Haruka: lolololol

In the original text, Haruka sends a casual text to the group chat, then corrects his tone by adding “ですか” (desu ka) in a separate message. Momo and mitsuki tease him about it by sending casual messages then following it up with “ですか”. This kind of polite speech doesn’t exist in English, so this was the closest way to convey the OG conversation’s tone

This is another joke that can’t be properly conveyed in English without further context, Momo and Mitsuki start adding “や” (ya) at the end of their messages which is a form of speech under a style called “yakuwarigo��, used in manga/anime (amongst other forms of media) to indicate age. The “ya” in this case is added to elderly characters’ speech, hence why I chose to add the “ol’ man” so that Haruka’s comment makes sense.

#idolish7 #i7 #idolish7 translation #isumi haruka #sunohara momose #momo re:vale #izumi mitsuki #rabbitube mini #rabbitchat

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weaponizedhorse · 25 days

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Okay so there is bonkers, insane, major fucked up drama going on in my family rn.

So it all started like a year and a half ago when my grandma's sister Dee Dee died. Dee Dee was complaining about shortness of breath and other things but she had some GOP club thing to go to so she refused to go to the hospital. Then she had either a heart attack or congestive heart failure. She died and wasn't found for like 2-3 days.

So my Uncle Tommy freaked out and made my grandma move into his house, and took away her car so she can't drive. Okay fine whatever. But pretty quickly they started treating her like shit. Under the cut I am gonna list all the fucked up shit she has had to deal with B4 and after they told her she had to leave cause it's a lot. but then for some unknown reason my uncle Tommy called my Uncle Timmy and the pussy told him to tell my grandma she was kicked out. So my grandma was in the hospital during this and Tommy that absolutely piece of fucking shit went to her doctor and told him that my grandma was "medically non compliant" and that he didn't want her released to his house. He wanted her sent to a convalescent home. My grandma is the most compliant person ever. How fucking dare he mess with her medical shit.

There is a ton more but basically my uncle Timmy is in Louisiana with her RN and she is flying in tomorrow and I get to see her on Thursday. I'm just so mad at Tommy and his whole family the sacks of shit. I'm just so glad she is coming out here where she is gonna be loved.

Examples of shit they would do to her :

Yell at her for having the TV to loud. Yell at her for talking to loud (this is all in the middle of the day) my grandma would call us whispering which was depressing. They have a small part of a shelf in the fridge. Then she got kicked out of the fridge so they moved her to the fridge in the garage, then she got yelled for going in the garage. Yell at her for everything like loading the dish washer wrong and gave her a lecture. They would make food that they KNEW she could not eat, once made them extremely spicy soup and my grandma doesn't have a fucking gallbladder, then when she doesn't eat

So because she did not eat when she literally could not eat the food. They stopped telling her that dinner was ready. They would tell my grandma "we are going out to dinner" and not even ask her if she wanted to go. She started keeping candy bars in her room so she had something to eat. And what is even more fucked up is my grandma's mom was bipolar and would make these really fancy dinners for herself and then make her kids eat mayo toast, so Dee Dee ended up OCD and my grandma ended up "hoarding food" but just like making sure there was **always always** canned food in the house like she did not ever want any of us to be hungry ever. So for Tommy to know that that happened to her as a kid and then to basically withhold food from her is so fucked up beyond anything I can say.

After he told her to leave:

My grandma went with movers to get some of her stuff off of Karen's (yes my uncles wife is named Karen) "property" and they tore her a new one Karen was like "Get off *MY* property" and Tommy said "They can't come in the house and if they do *I* am going to direct them"

Apparently my grandma is missing shit like a generator that Tommy basically stole. After my grandma was in the hospital she wanted some candy bars because she wasn't allowed to eat them at Tommy's house So she bought a bunch of them and brought them back after Tommy " unquote graciously let her back into his home. And Cole, my cousin, told her "you're not going to eat those in this house". What the fuck is your problem Cole??

#family drama

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ssreeder · 1 year

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ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod it’s HAPPENING this is NOT a DRILL

anyways I’m in bed hacking up a lung and delirious on cough medicine, so this leekie reaction episode is brought to you by Rikodien, our sponser for this evening :D

saw the chapter title and instantly began mentally rubbing my hands together like a greedy little gremlin I’m so EXCITED

oh shit not the suicidal sokka era… man pls just *kachow* back together like an overstretched elastic band bc codependency is wayyyy better than this shit come on dude

okay but like… sokka taking on zuko characteristics due to zuko being out of commission was Not what I expected, and yet I cannot say it’s entirely surprising

“I’m fine” GIRL YOU ARE LITERALLY IN THE MIDST OF A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

“Sokka wouldn’t do anything to hurt anyone” AANG. AANG. PLS I KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE THE GOOD IN OTHERS AND THAT YOURE A PACIFIST BUT. A A N G.

toph my bestie, the loml, an actual angel, yes INDEED why DOES sokka want to murder quon surely there’s a REASON

uh-oh.

not the zuko situation… rasu baby pls hold strong I Cannot have you being captured

aang. it’s times like these where I have to take deep breaths and remember you are 12 years old bc otherwise I will SCREAM

actually side note, but I would be really interested to hear 1. your feelings on iroh 2. your feelings on iroh IN THIS FIC, bc I personally am not a huge iroh fan for a multitude of reasons (sorry not sorry) so I wanna know how I’m supposed to read him in this universe (also just love hearing your thoughts and opinions but also no I don’t we’re divorced shut up)

thank GOD general how has some brain cells fr

suki is the real mvp of this chapter, she has the patience of the saint I honestly could never. FINALLY THE TRUTH YAYYYYY IM OH SO HAPPY TO HEAR SOKKA FINALLY TELL THE TRUTH

goddammit. why are they teenagers the emotions are just always so HIGH ugh I hate hormones. suki was doing so well ;-; (I don’t blame her or anything but DUDE COME ON)

aang and sokka friendship >>>>>

FUCKINF FINALY SOLKA IS GOONG TO ZUKEO OMGBG

ykw I’m just gonna leave those typos. I think they accurately convey my excitement.

sreedie. istg if pt 1 of the zukka reunion is sokka just WATCHING THROUGH A WINDOW IM GOING TO MURDER YOU

oh thank fuck he’s through the window. love you sreedie <3

not iroh just observing sokka go feral as a picture of absolute passivity lmao

okay I know this is a serious moment but I’m really enjoying the liab trivia night that sokka is hosting rn

I am actually,, extraordinarily pleased with how this chapter went. so uh.. no notes (ignore the several hundred words of notes above)

my heart was POUNDING and now I need to rest and recover. love ya sreeds <3

LEEKIE YOURE SICK?!?! (It’s been like almost two weeks so I hope you’re better) the audacity.

I think it’s hilarious how much of a reaction that title got heheeeee I’m funny.

Sokka spent 90% of RIA trying to get Zuko to stop doing what Sokka is spending 100% of ITF doing lol. It’s called progression damn it

Oh gosh my thoughts on Iroh? I don’t know where to start. I kind of want you to read Iroh how you want in this fic & see if you can figure out my feelings about the man from that? Hmmm? Call it… playing hard to get ;) ((just because we’re divorced doesn’t mean we can’t still play games))

Some people were mad at Suki for leaving after Sokka told her everything but seriously she is like what? 16??? Lied to & manipulated by someone she cared about & then told pfft there’s someone else. Nahhh girls allowed to have hurt feelings & she is allowed to want to bitch slap Sokka for that. (Just because Sokka is hurting doesn’t mean he gets to hurt others sorry buddddddyyy)

Hahaha Sokka did a really good job being there for Zuko but a terrible job keeping their closeness a secret haha: <3

LEEEEEKKKKKIIIEEEEE ok I don’t love you because you’re a lightbulb smashing ex wife but I do hope you’re feeling better & if now I’ll toss some soup through your window <3 (ok I still love you byyeeee)

#but yeahhhh I think #sometimes it’s easy to have a biased opinion on Sokka because we saw his slow burn demise #& all the pain and suffering he endured #& it’s easy to make excuses for him #but at the same time he LEAD SUKI ON #& held her HAND #& told her he still cared about her or whatever #bad Sokka #bad bad bad baddddd #ha imagine if Zuko knew #mr jealous insecurity would have a field day lol #anyway I was just surprised people were upset at Suki #I mean yeah Sokka told her this horrible story but she is a teenager who is emotionally strung out from everything that’s happened #she’s allowed to be selfish and storm out #idk I stand by Suki #but I also stand by Jet so idk if my opinion counts lol #OK LEEKIE I LUBBBBBB YOU #you better be feeling better #I’m going to be worried about you until I know you’re not sick in bed anymore lol #leekie tag #i love you leekie #LIAB #ITF #ASK

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haiimrowie · 9 months

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i am being so nosey rn but i am so intrigued by your wood crafty things, what does your process look like? and got anything cool you’d be down to show off?

also what’s your tattoo of?

+ i hope you’re having a good day/night ◡̈

I welcome noseyness, it's fine 💖

Tattoos I've got like a dozen so far

Makers mark and botanical design with trees n plants relevant to my life; Celtic cross (this is gonna become a shield with queer flags), Ankh-Morpork symbol from Discworld and a combo of the trans enby and peace symbols; B natural on my outer wrist, and on my inner left arm is crossed mallet n chisel, abutilon flower my mum drew, cauldron of soup, and a heart shaped globe for the love of frens round the world 💖

I have also a queer chevron on my bicep, a pansy on my ankle and the symbol Galadriel put on the box for Sam on my thumb

My woodwork process is basically this: an idea strikes, I see what I can do to execute it, I sand it well to hide the mistakes :P

Current project is a walking stick commish which someone asked for upon seeing other walking sticks I'd made, so I sent them pics of wands I've carved to show that I can in fact do certain shapes and that my subpar drawing skills don't match what I can do in timber

This is the piece of cherry I'm currently working down; a couple years ago a relative called and said he had a cherry tree blown down, knew I had a chainsaw and a passion for timber so would I like to be the one to cut it up? So of course I did, cutting the pieces into the absolute maximum that I could carry and load into the van

Fast forward to now, that relly passed on some months back but I honour his memory by working the timber he gifted me cos it's dry now, I used axe n hammer to split off a segment which has gorgeous grain lines, chatoyancy, some solidified red resin, and it's gonna look lovely once it's finished up 💖

Handle of the walking stick is gonna be lathe turned, inspired by one of my wands, and glued up from a block of walnut with some veneer highlight stripes to make it pop

Wands is a great way to show what I can make, and I've got a lot in stock so I can rephoto them to show details n such

The middle wand in that last pic is turned tulipwood and inspired the handle design for the walking stick ^~^

And here's a close pic of the cherry grain shining in the sunlight 💖 I have many pics of many things but I don't wanna ramble on too long lol

Hope you're having a decent day of it too ^~^

#rowie rambles #makey stuffs

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fruitcakei · 2 years

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OM + Sensitive Digestive System MC

I should be in bed rn and I gotta wake up early but I used to think about this a lot and it just came back so here we go lmao. This got super long but let me know if you want me to do Dia, Simeon, Solomon, and/or Luke! I unfortunately have not played since the introduction of the other characters, so I cannot write head cannons for them.

Hcs based on my actual high-wire balancing act of a digestive system✨ So you get swiped right outta your world and you're still processing everything when dinner rolls around and the food on your plate is like nothing you've ever seen. These dudes literally eat poison, ofc their food is all totally different - and potentially dangerous. Lucy and Dia are careful af so ofc they did the research and Lucy's already done the most to make sure his brothers aren't gonna feed you poison, but your digestive system still can't do without your fine-tuned diet. You might not be able to eat with them every day, and you definitely can't give up your own breakfast. If it's really bad, you might have to supplement human foods while your digestive system gets a little more accustomed to the local stuff, or else have a lot of pain and a hospital visit. Regardless, you'll still be sick for at least few days.

Lucifer

When you first get to the devildom, it's kinda like he was just told that his new involuntary pet beetle has an autoimmune disorder and is gonna need way more effort than he was voluntold to put in

Annoying and disappointing, but what can you do

Regardless, he's still doing his utmost, trying to make sure you get the food and medicine you need and regularly checking in to make sure you don't need to see a doctor until the worst of it passes

When he starts warming up to you he'll start being more careful with you

He'll do little things in the background like getting safe foods added to the cafeteria menu so you don't go hungry if you forget or don't have time to pack a lunch

Eventually he'll start catching on to smaller nuances and preparing in advance

Only got 2-3 hours of sleep? Here's some stomach meds and some human world canned soup

Been physically distancing yourself from people and hunching over? You'll find some simethicone by your door when you get home

And unless you're trying to start a stockpile, you better take it when you're having symptoms

It took mad effort to figure out what exact medicines you need and where to get them but he will never tell you that

If a big deadline is coming up at school like big tests or a week of project due dates, he'll be sure to check on you at night and make sure you're going to bed

He doesn't want you staying up too late and getting sick

He's perfectly willing to help you convince your professor(s) to extend your deadline if you've been trying, but it's too much

If ya'll are dating and your organs have been especially displeased, sometimes he'll set his work aside for a bit and just hang out with you for a while

In your room or his room, he'll get you a heat pad and just lay with you for a while

He'll check in on your condition and just lay with you and chat for a while

Then if you fall asleep he'll make sure your heat pad is still warm, bundle you up, and get back to his work

Second only to Asmo in making you rehydrate when you need it

If you leave your water bottle at home on accident or on purpose you'll find a vending machine bottled water in your desk with a note

"Don't forget to stay hydrated"

It's not signed but you know who left it there

If ya'll are eating at a restaurant he's absolutely glancing at your food to make sure it doesn't have anything you can't eat in it

If you don't notice he'll get worried

"What in the Devildom am I going to do with you? Unless you're trying to take after Beel, please look at your food before you eat it. We wouldn't want a medical emergency on our hands."

He'll have to find a way to foolproof restaurants after this incident

Mammon

Wasn't paying attention when you told Lucifer at the dinner table that the food was going to make you sick

Has no idea

Got his ass whooped the first time he made dinner 'cause every last dish was poisonous and they had to order you pizza and threaten the shop to make sure they got it right with no cross contamination

It takes him a hot second, but between the noises your organs make and the way you constantly look like you're in pain those first few days he figures it out

Will be aloof as hell, might even make fun of you for it if he's talking to you when he realizes,

but he's gonna sit around worrying about you and constantly glancing over to see if you've miraculously recovered

"Do ya need me to take ya to the doctor or somethin'? I'm not worryin' or anything! I just don't want Lucifer to find out you died on my watch over some stupid stomach bug."

Lies

When ya'll get closer he'll invite you to hang out during lunch so he can make sure you're eating properly

Can't figure out what meds you need or where to get them, hasn't quite realized he can ask Satan

If you ever have to cancel plans or stay home from school because of it, he'll pop into your room with insanely soft & lightweight oversized pants

Yes, they were expensive

Yes, Lucifer's gonna whoop his ass if he had to skip class to give it to you

And he's gonna whoop Mammon's ass anyway for spending a bunch of money again

If ya'll are dating any time you're especially sick he'll get you whatever you need

It's literally midnight but the stock of meds is all out and you're in terrible pain?

He's running to the 24/7 convenience store

Running

And every single time you're stuck in bed he's gonna be cuddling you like it's the last time

You will have to ask him not to squish your midsection

He just really doesn't like that you, someone he loves so much, are in pain.

He's constantly trying to buy you fancy stuff that would really only be a minor improvement

May get scammed into buying you fancy snake oil

Multiple times

Leviathan

Wasn't even at dinner

Isn't allowed near the stove unless he's helping someone out

Still listened to the list of stuff you can't eat, though

Put in literally zero effort but memorized most of it anyway

Partially because he already had knowledge of some of the things humans can't eat from anime and manga

He couldn't care less anyway

You're sick? Rip for you, dude. Not his problem.

Until ya'll are friends, that is.

Now he's treating you like a delicate flower

Will literally agonize over giving you a cup of tea because he's worried you'll get sick

Will watch any food anyone gives you like a hawk to make sure it doesn't have anything you can't eat in it

"Wh- is that a belladona quiche? MC can't eat that! Are you trying to kill them?!"

Relates you to the tragic character with a chronic illness who dies half way through the series, leaving all the other characters in turmoil

You are not that, but it'll take a while to properly convince him of such

Would literally walk through a popular mall at peak hours on a Sunday to get you medicine if he had to

Anything in the name of friendship, right?

Will dress up and do all the Ruri-chan healing spells at your bed side

Has a lot of character-themed human food on hand and will offer it to you because he knows it's usually safe

Tried to make your favorite stomach-easing food exactly once and burned it so bad the fire alarm went off

If you get especially sick and can't sleep because of the pain he'll always welcome you to his room to just sit next to him while he games or watches anime into the early hours of the morning

If ya'll are dating he will happily just cradle you in his lap

He's playing games, you're wrapped up in a blanket burrito sleeping cozily in his arms

He looks down to see your sleeping face

Lucky man

He cannot move and risk waking you

So when he's gonna go to sleep he just turns the game off, sets the controller down, wraps his arms around you tightly so you don't fall, and falls asleep with you

Satan

Listened when you told Lucifer at the dinner table and put on a very smug face when Lucifer sighed and started rubbing his temples

Genuinely enjoying the fact that your mere existence in the Devildom is already causing Lucifer significant trouble

Already knew the things that were poisonous to humans, didn't need the list

Deeply considers lightly poisoning your food just to make it worse, but can't find an opportunity to do so

Likes you just a bit more simply because you are a bigger headache to Lucifer

If he catches any medicine left by your door he's gonna swipe it

When he starts warming up to you he'll find himself giving you medical advice

As he figures out why and ya'll get closer, bro will basically be your at-home doctor

He's doing research to understand your condition and what can be done to prevent problems and combat symptoms

He's carefully observing your habits and what causes problems

After observing long enough, he has almost as good an understanding of your needs as you do and has even noticed patterns you missed

"Is that coffee? You should really have a protein bar with that, we had pizza for dinner last night."

Has invented stomach-settling food for you from devildom ingredients that were similar enough to human ingredients

Has done extensive research into a cure for your condition and may have succeeded

Is very protective surrounding food you are given

Anyone who poisons you had better go down on hands and knees beg for forgiveness even if it was an accident

You once ordered tea with your dinner and stressed that it must be decaf, but they gave you caf and it kept you up all night, causing you to miss a day of school because you were so sick

The one responsible can't get a job in the front-end service industry anymore

If you get particularly sick he knows you'll be okay, but if you need comfort you're welcome to come hang out with him

He keeps meds on hand for you anyway

Will make room for you to sit by him and keep water nearby so you don't get dehydrated

Not much difference if you're dating

Might gently massage your stomach to break down gas bubbles and help you feel better

If you start gassing him out he'll literally just light a candle he does not care

Sometimes when you're just being you, the light of his life who put words like "love" on his pages, he feels just the slightest bit grateful to Lucifer for making it so difficult to poison you when you first got here

Asmodeus

Heard it when Lucifer was giving the lecture about minding what foods they gave you, heard it when you said at dinner that there was more to it, didn't care enough to remember either instance

It's not that he doesn't like you, it's just that he's a lover of all beautiful people in the world, so there's no point fussing over the specific details of just one.

He's also not allowed near a stove without supervision, so it didn't really apply to him anyway.

If you have to turn down food from him or someone else when he's around because it'll make you sick, he'll feel a little bad for you and it'll stick with him after that

Otherwise he's gonna notice because you look brutally hung over in the days after your arrival but are neither going out nor bringing egregious amounts of alcohol/demonus into your room

When he starts liking you more he'll be your absolute buddy

Literally the queen of, "Here babes, drink some water, you need it."

He will take one look at you, know you are dehydrated, and give you water

For the love of beauty you will not be dehydrated in his presence

If you ever juiced it at school he would help you no questions asked and no judgement

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he has whole wardrobes ready in secret places around the school

And he definitely keeps some kind of scent (perfume, cologne, deodorant, etc.) with him

You inspire him to make cute healthy smoothies

Ya'll totally bond over coming up with recipes together

He loves making matching art with chia seeds, leaves, really thin fruit slices, or other garnishes so it makes a picture when you put the cups next to each other, then posting the pictures on Devilgram

If you teach him how to make one of your simple stomach-easers, he'll get it right after that

He usually messes up the kitchen because he gets too fancy with it, but this is for your health, so he makes it simple

If you get particularly sick he'll make sure you get the medicine you need and make it a self-care night

Take a hot shower, throw on your coziest pjs and biggest pants, and come over to his room

Ya'll are doing face masks, hair masks, moisturizing, dipping your feet in his enormous bath and shaving those legs, the whole deal

All the while you just hang out and appreciate each other and gossip over your home-made smoothies

By the end of it you'll feel stress-free, fabulous, and ready to start tomorrow on the right foot

Same thing if ya'll are dating but with so so many kisses and ofc cuddles

"Nothing like a little spa day to get you back on your feet, hm? You're always welcome to place yourself in my loving hands. You know I'll always take the best care of you❤️"

You know this man does not care if you gas up the room, he's got enough scents around to fry somebody's nose right the fuck off

Beelzebub

Was absolutely pissed when Lucifer said his dinner options were being limited by a goddamn human

And now he's hearing that there's more?

Literally cuts in to tell Lucifer he's not taking any more dishes off his dinner and breakfast lists

Gives you the coldest glare while he does it

Is completely relieved when you clarify that you won't be able to eat with them all the time, and when you're not they can have whatever they want.

Still eyes you suspiciously and coldly after that because you almost limited his meal options for 2/3 meals a day

Get him some snacks when he's hungry and ya'll will be all good, though

Once he starts warming up to you he'll be absolutely stricken by how sad it is that your diet is so limited

He occasionally has to make something else on a particular night because you're eating with them, but you have to live your life without those foods

You can't have hemlock salads or death cherry lemonade and it's awful

He makes an effort to get you nice snacks when he comes across ones you can safely eat

"Madam Screams was doing a special on human world ingredients, so I got you this chocolate chestnut cake. You can eat this, right?"

After becoming surprise snack buddies you'll become friends quickly When you explain to him that you can eat most Devildom food, you just have to get used to it first, ya'll are on a schedule

He'll be giving you small amounts of new stuff to try, mixing it with human ingredients to make it go down easier, working it into your diet

He is determined to open up your options so you can enjoy Devildom food just as much as he does

He will help you find easy-to-digest Devildom foods that you can fall back on when there's no human food around

If you get sick he'll be right there with some warm cinnamon apple tea and honey

Doesn't have medicine and doesn't know what you need, but will be texting you pictures from the store to figure it out

The king of comfort food can and will make you whatever you want

As long as it can be made in enormous servings so he can eat it with you

He'll constantly be checking in on you to see if you need anything

"How are you feeling? Do you need some water? I can get you a steamed veggie bun. You haven't eaten much, do you need to go to the doctor? I can carry you."

He really just wants to be sure you're okay

Will ask if you want to do some workouts 'cause they do wonders on the digestive system

This is half the reason he never gets food poisoning

He works out so often and so hard that it passes right through his system before he even notices

If you're really sick and/or it's the rare kind of sick that workouts exacerbate, it's gonna be a soft chill night

Enough mac and cheese to fuel a train, a movie, comfy pjs, blankets, pillows, and a big soft 'ol Beel there just for you

If you're dating he has become your chair

Beel strikes me as the kinda guy who only has a nose when he's actively searching for food, so you could gas the room so hard it fries your nostrils and he wouldn't notice until he ran out of snacks

And at that point he wouldn't even care enough to light a candle or anything, it's entirely up to you

Will literally just fall asleep holding you

It honestly scares him a little when you get really sick

Food is his world, but it breaks you so easily

You need it to live, so it's not something he can protect you from, either

Please reassure this wholesome adzuki bean that everything is okay and you're not gonna die from a little digestive trouble

And please do not die on him

Belphegor

Ignoring the fact that he is the poo demon himself Which kinda makes sense considering Beel, the sun to his moon, is the demon of intake

Did not get the list of poisons

No one remembered to tell him when he got out of the attic

If anyone had told him while he was up there, he would've taken fucking notes to poison your ass

No one told him you had a sensitive digestive system, either

Bro found out waaaay late

If he found out because he gave you poison or something you're sensitive to and you ate it without realizing it, he would feel like absolute shit

How in the Devildom do you come back from almost killing someone or just generally causing them pain and suffering twice

His brothers might curate your interactions for a while

If that unfortunate scenario were avoided, he'd probably find out because the list of poisonous ingredients was still on the fridge, leading him to ask and get the rest of the information

Would go to the store to get you medicine, but is much more likely to ask Beel to do it or ask you to come with him

He won't make you go alone, but will at least ask if you can go together

His solution to everything is naps

If he's in pain, he's napping, so if you're in pain, he's dragging you down for a nap

You need soft pillows and warm blankets? Say no more.

You need a cuddle buddy? Bro, say. No. More. He's here.

And you thought you needed a comfy pillow to hug? Nah, you needed a Belphie, and he'll make sure you know that.

He's much better than a pillow anyway

Will get up with you for tea and snacks, of course

Will remind you to drink water any time you're not napping together

If you're sick and you try to go to school anyway he'll literally just hold you tight and sleep through his alarm

"Why bother? You're sick, you have the perfect excuse. School sucks anyway. Just stay here and sleep through it with me."

You'd have to convince Beel to carry you both to school, and he won't condone you sacrificing your health for school

It's just not happening on their watch

He doesn't get as worried as Beel, but he'll still get a little edgy if you're too sick for too long and either start distancing himself or holding on tighter and asking frequently if you need a doctor

Will literally drag you to the doctor if it gets too serious for his liking or it takes too much longer than usual for you to get better

Lilith lost her human lover to illness, he will not follow in her footsteps

He'll feel better as soon as you're well again, of course

He just needs a little reminder from time to time that humans aren't quite so fragile

#obey me brothers #obey me hcs #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #fluff #slight angst #obey me fluff #obey me angst #headcanons

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bunch of incoherent rambling idfk if people read these anymore.

i have like 30 prozac in my desk drawer rn and the drawer next to it has 28 lexapro, ive also got a whole bottle of iron + vitamin c tablets cause i dont fucking eat enough and i dont think theyd do mich seperately but do ya think if i blended them and drank it with monster cause they all taste shit do ya think that might finally kill me??? cause the world seems pretty intent upon keeping me here i have a scar from an accident like 2 millimetres from my big wrist vein which is pretty fucking sad cause honestly when that accident happened i would have been fine with bleeding out on the sand in front of a few holiday having people. however fuck the world because they also gave me tits n whatever. i guess im lucky or whatever because i live in a pretty good place in a house only missing a few wearherboards with minimal asbestos and only one vine coming through the bathroom wall but thats aesthetic so i dont mind it. i kinda miss the shithole of a well shitter in the backyard that they torw down because outhouses arent in fashion anymore i wish theydve plumbed it up proper instead. goddamm why am i talking about outhouses. no see i could slit my wrists right the fuck now if i wanted to but if it doesnt work its too hot to wear a jumper and my dad will see and call the police crisis line. again. do you know how fucking much i hate the police like bitches get out of my fucking house all i did was throw a can of soup. at a wall not even at my dad so calm down. i guess the police are alright cause they told my dad its not worth turning the wifi off on me one time but beyond that oh my fucking god im going to kill myself violently. you gotta know how shit it isaking a police report they have cameras on you man. i dressed up nice for it. it took three visits to manage to say words at them actually also fucking hell i hate ali williams specifically im not afraid to namedrop my old school therapist and id drop her adress too if i knew it i kicked the shit out of her once and she cried but while that was wrong of me she deserved it because she broke the fucking law and let someone right near me who wasnt even allowed in the same building as me. on fuckin purpose. so naturally i kicked her. fight or flight type thing it was not a conscious decision. but moving on from that before i burst a vessel in my fucking eyeball. i think i will kill myself one of these days when everyone least expects it. im gonna just fuckinf cry at this point good fucking night yall im scared to shut my eyes because i know what ill see!!!

#tw sui #vent post. again. so sorry

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athenam · 2 months

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I also have a lot of food opinions, so I'm curious to hear what yours are?

hooray!! I get to type my nonsense :)) first of all, chocolate is better than vanilla, I will die on this hill. I say this first cause this is one of the many things that me and my partner have different opinions on.

the rest of this is gonna go under a cut tho cause I have a lot to say and I am someone who needs to give context before I say just about anything so I end up going on tangents

I am a really picky eater and that is mostly because of my severe texture and smell aversions and also sometimes my misophonia gets in the way of that stuff too aka making me lose my appetite or ability to eat because of the effect it has on me

I am such a picky eater that my dad got me a shirt that says "I'll just have the chicken tenders" cause that is one of my only safe foods and it's like the only thing I get at restaurants and I honestly think that most foods, however good they may be, are vile purely because of their texture or smell

I also have a big problem with foods mixing and the clash of textures so that makes me not like a lot of foods like soup, tacos, and salad, there are exceptions to this tho, but there are exceptions to everything

I don't like cheese, in any form besides pizza, mac and cheese, and like goldfish and stuff like that. I think it's because I used to have a slice of cheese every day in my lunch and i had it to much, but one day it just started to absolutely disgust me. I also don't like milk, idk why it just is bad

I don't like most meats, specifically red meats, and that's one of the main reasons I have an iorn deficiency, among others. but I just can't deal with them and idk if it's the look of it, the texture, the smell, or the noise but I can't eat it. I think it also might have to do with the thought of steak being cooked to different degrees and some people basically eating it raw because raw meat is another thing that will actually make me throw up if I have to touch it

I actually like broccoli, but I hate peas and green beans are only good if it's a specific kind

my iorn deficiency controls some of the things I like, such as my habit of sometimes just eating ice or my need for everything to have twice as much salt on it as normal. (this is reminding me to go take my iron pills) I get most of my iron from almonds and raisins, in fact I have a whole bag of almonds that I snack on just randomly in my room rn

I also lack protein in my diet, so I eat protein granola bars and yogurt almost every day, thankfully I like more things with protein in them than iron

sour candy is superior I'm every way. I LOVEEEE sour candy so much, it's amazing, also nerds gummy clusters are so gooddd

Reeses are overrated and the peanut butter in them makes me want to throw up because of the texture, also the ads always have whispering and chewing in them and it makes me want to rip my ears out of my head

Eggs are by far one of the worst textured things in the world, it doesn't matter how you cook or prepare them cause they will ALWAYS feel bad in my mouth and I will spit them out

I don't understand some people's hatred for peanut butter, I think it's fine, but that might be because I grew up on pp&js so idk

anyways, thank you for coming to my ted talk about my food opinions congrats on getting to the end of something that is about as many words as like a 2 page essay please share your thoughts, I would love to hear them :)

#this is my enrichment #socializing with the stars

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awisa · 6 months

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getting the ritalin brain zoomies ummm what else … might make a little soup and a little salad now. i’m gonna try going on hinge first before tinder it might be more promising maybe i will make profile today. crazy that october is almost over it’s been such a weird nervous month and i keep thinking halloween weekend is coming up but it’s next week. i’m gonna try really hard to get my shit together i hate feeling like so temporary and in between states. just need to structure out my weeks at least, be more disciplined… like yes i am tired/depressed but if i don’t at least try to do something w my life rn it’ll just keep getting worse 😓 can’t even relax at home because of that. bit nervous about money/job/housing stuff buuut idk! it’s going to be fine, somehow. and maybe something comes out of the dating app hellscape and if i don’t break someone’s heart or have mine broken then maybe i will just have nice conversations and new instagram mutuals that i will never talk to again. yayayay

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hii 1- 44 for your ask game pwease

fine. im gonna do it.

under readmore to respect people’s dashes HAHAHAHAH. bear warning that there’s like 2 things that could be considered nsfw (but not rlly i don’t think) and like 3 questions abt substance usage!!

1 age: 20

2. shoe size: us 5.5, which is an eu 36 i think?

3. do you smoke? cigarettes very rarely and only socially

4: do you drink? yessir

5: do you take drugs? nope

6: age you get mistaken for: like 23? it's usually not far off but always older

7. have tattoos? no

8: want any tattoos? yes i think so! but that's for a later date when i have the funds

9: got any piercings? yep! the usual ones in my earlobes and i also have my nipples pierced :)

10: want any piercings? i'd like to get my doubles done, but i'm pretty happy with what i have now

11: best friend? my irl bestie: i've known her since we were 7? she's basically family. on here it's definitely my beloved mika

12: relationship status: down bad for my boyfriend (11 months next week!)

13: biggest turn ons: glasses, light biting, nice arms and back, athletic trainer, 27, iwaizumi hajime,

14: biggest turn offs: answered here

15: favorite movie: crazy rich asians (the wedding scene...)

16: i’ll love you if… you understand me?? i feel like all the people i've loved the most felt like they really could see me which is a pretty general answer but i love so many people so much

17: someone you miss: my little sister :(

18: most traumatic experience: i don't want to answer this seriously but sometimes i remember that iwaizumi isn't real and that's very upsetting 😞

19: a fact about your personality: i'm so eepy rn

20: what i hate most about myself: not applicable i don’t want to do that to my brain!!!

21: what i love most about myself: good with words :)

22: what i want to be when I get older: an accountant!!

23: my relationship with my sibling(s): my little sister is one of my best friends she's incredible i'm so proud of her

24: my relationship with my parent(s): i’m an eldest daughter soooooo

25: my idea of a perfect date: answered here

26: my biggest pet peeves: answered here

27: a description of the girl/boy i like: answered here

28: a description of the person i dislike the most: my best friend's ex-boyfriend 👎

29: a reason i’ve lied to a friend: said i was gonna go do homework and then took a nap

30: what i hate the most about work/school: it stresses my boyfriend out and cuts into my naptime

31: what my last text message says: “tell her you don’t have any more storage on your phone” to my roommate bc her mom wants her to download life360 LOL

32: what words upset me the most: probably not the Most but i think really cynical statements like “love isn’t real” or “healing is impossible” or stuff like that make me not want to talk to someone so much bc those are like. fundamental parts of my thinking yk? ofc jokes don’t bother me

33: what words make me feel the best about myself: “you do everything right all the time” HAHAHAHA

34: what i find attractive in women: glasses

35: what i find attractive in men: glasses

36: where i would like to live: i’ve always wanted to live in san diego… someday 🤞 i also daydream about ireland a lot

37: one of my insecurities: perpetually terrified of seeming mean by accident

38: my childhood career choice: estate planning lawyer 😭

39: my favorite ice cream flavor: honeycomb!!

40: who i wish i could be: someone who always has a lot of friends visiting :) and hosts a lot of dinner parties

41: where i want to be right now: san diego

42: the last thing i ate: i am currently right in the middle of eating prosciutto on toast with roasted red pepper tomato soup!!!

43: sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: answered this earlier but it bears repeating: iwaizumi hajime i need u

44: a random fact about anything: answered here but here’s an extra: i have a little marcel the shell figurine on my desk and i pick him up and talk to him whenever i have writer’s block and it’s really helped boost my productivity hahahahahah

#ask n answer #archer!

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Problem is I’m on vacation rn half way across the world from home and I have a plane in 4 hours so I don’t really have time to go see a doctor I think I’m just gonna see what happens lol hope it’s just soup 😫

omg 😭 I am no medical expert but if it doesn’t happen again you should be fine, keep eating and drinking as normal and if it still doesn’t feel right when you’re back home then give the doctor a ring. hope you feel better soon!!! and that you enjoyed your holiday despite throwing up 😩

#Anonymous

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hematomes · 2 years

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naos!!!! searched up soup to find what we were talking about last and tumblr was like no<3 but i saw the tag on that esc post

well guess what!! i didn't know esc was this week either. until last night. went to make a sandwich my dad's like "eurovision's on" i was like WHAT. WHY is it so early?? last year's final was on the 24th (yes i checked). anyway! currently making plans to watch it again at that same friend's house (love terrorizing her parents they alr hate me anyway)

saw brief mention of mystic messenger idk who it was. but good luck. shit was my life for years i tried being one of Those Bitches and get All endings once but i just couldn't</3 first time i purposefully did a bad end i Almost cried

currently i am procrastinating! they're doing some repairs or smth right above my apt and it's SO LOUD im this close to committing homicide you guys i have greek history of ECONOMY to memorize PLEASE have mercy. also went to school for a Moment and I've never felt more popular than getting caught by every teacher ever asking if im staying, will i be coming tomorrow, hey you know you still haven't taken that test— girl. move on. next time im stepping foot in here will be last day last period so i can throw a pity party w my friends

anyway took a fat nap afterwards, dreamed i sent a very specific series of texts, and now im living with the fear that i Actually Did that. overall, day's been weird & it's only 2pm. what about you? how're you doing?

~soup

HI SOUP

zbdjz hope u enjoy watching it, i don't think i will but maybe tiktok will give me some info on it later idk

aaa i didn't like mystic messenger,,, think i got bored of it after one ending, but i did see some dark shit abt the lore etc so yeah that's cool, might get back into it one day

LMAO damn they're all over you,,, good luck on studying tho <3 and hoping you didn't send these texts if they're. touchy?

im good, gonna start studying in a few days aaa i don't wanna. also bit of a rough patch but the sunny weather keeps it at bay so it's fine rn!!

#♡.— soup #long post

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iloveyoumorethansoup · 2 years

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Man housing sucks

#so I’m quite fond of 6 of my 7 roommates right? and 4 of us r trying to live together again next year #there’s like a housing crisis here bc idk the college grew too fast or something. anyways it means we gotta apply like right now #one of my roommates is super super stressed about it and can’t bring herself to apply rn (good on her for taking care of herself)#another wants to bring in her friend which means the one we all liked won’t work bc it’s only for 4 #and my other roommate is like i go where the majority goes #so it’s looking like I may not room with any of them. which I mean it’s fine?? but also this is just like a random apartment #so there’s no like matching thing that makes sure we’re a good fit for each other #and unfortunately as someone who is very openly queer in a deeply republican state that could be super unsafe for me #i don’t think it’ll be. also people don’t usually mess with me after meeting me and knowing how I am #but I don’t know it just sucks :/#im really set on this one place tho bc it’s relatively cheap and I get p much double the space I have now #the other place being looked at rn has a sorry excuse for a kitchen and we all cook way too much for that #and I mean. i guess I could live in the same sized space I currently do. i guess. i don’t wanna tho #I’m gonna apply to the one I like regardless of what my roommates do and hope for the best #i also gotta factor in tho that I don’t have a car and it’s a 20 min walk and I was relying #on my roommates saying they’d drive me when our schedules aligned #ugh. i just have so much stuff. and I want space while I can have it #i decided im leaving this state bc i really can’t stand it here and I am moving to la and I am going to go follow my dreams #we’ll see what happens within the week #soup talks

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59writes · 3 years

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SEVENTEEN- REACTION: THEIR S/O GETS INJURED (PART 2)

(PART ONE)

part two of @honeyylin ‘s request!!! sorry it took so long honey ㅠㅠ

also check out honey’s acc!!! they’ve recently started writing fic so give em a visit!! <3

today’s photo theme is green green green green green green green green green green

(I didn’t proofread this I will when it’s not 5 am lol)

tw: food, injury

SEOKMIN

• *insert terrified screaming*

• yikes. this man. this poor fellow.

• he’s so worried about you!!!

• like. you’re fine. it’s not a big deal you just won’t be able to walk without crutches for a while

• but this man PHYSICALLY refuses to go to work

• Jihoon even comes to your apartment to beat Seokmin’s ass gently request he come to work cuz they kind of need him

• but no, because “y/n needs me more!!”

• please you’re fine. you can walk and you work from home already. you’ll live. You’ve been injured before.

• this goes in one ear and out the other!

• he will stay home and baby you and peek in your room every ten minutes like “hey are you ok???? do you need anything???”

• it’s kind of endearing

• the calls you keep getting from Seungcheol and Jihoon are not though because SOMEONE keeps forgetting to “call in sick” to work!!

• it’s just part of the whole shebang. he calms down eventually and gets over the anxiety of you getting even more hurt or struggling and goes back to the others

• but you bet your ass when he comes home at night you’re not going anywhere and he’s gonna baby you until he deems you all better

• also he definitely just likes babying you because he doesn’t declare you better until a week after the doctor does, “just to be safe!!!”

• he loves you very much and if anything we’re to happen to the love of his life he’d like. Evaporate on the spot

• 10/10 man right here

MINGYU

• ok so we know how clumsy this man is

• he technically knows how to take care of injuries

• also the injury was sort of maybe his fault ):

• he tripped over a damn rock and made you stumble too, falling and scraping up your leg

• and this poor man is apologizing faster than he raps

• you’re not badly hurt, and when the pain wears off you’re laughing

• and Mingyu’s all pouty lol

• and though you assure him that you’re ok and everyone trips up sometimes, he just wants to make it up to you

• he is also one of the other mfs who would make soup. him and Josh r gonna open a soup kitchen s2g

• but he’s also super cheesy and you wake up from a nap and see that Mingyu’s gone out and gotten flowers and made some nice food and made a little mini date in ur apartment

• and he just feels so bad !!!! please help this man

• once you joke that maybe you should get injured more often so you guys have more dates like this he finally really calms down

• but like I said, he’d know how to treat any injury

• maybe not well, and I’m sure this man’s instinctive response is “I will put a bandaid on it and move on with my life” but how focused he is when he is just wiping off dirt from your arm or leg or whatever and making you sit still while he gauzes it up is just really sweet he cares so much

MINGHAO

• this man does not know anything.

• I mean don’t get me wrong he’s incredibly smart and emotionally intelligent but also. there’s nothing in this man’s brain except for dastardly ideas

• and you nearly breaking your arm is not exactly a dastardly idea

• so he kinda just shuts down

• he wants to help !!! So bad !!!! but he can’t do anything !!!

• like he’s genuinely such a kind dude and always willing to help even if he teases about it and just always there

• and this is the one thing he can’t help with!!!

• so frustrated ):

• so he spends his time with you by lurking with a pout, ready for any request you had

• he definitely looks like a lost puppy ㅠㅠ

• maybe you act a little more helpless than usual so he can feel better about himself. just maybe

• seeing him brighten when you ask him to get the pasta from the top shelf or help with the laundry is completely worth getting hurt for!!

• eventually he cheers up and goes back to his normal and teasing ways

• and once you heal up he’s so glad he can hug you super tight again (:<

SEUNGKWAN

• Ah, Seungkwan.

• be prepared for lots of passive-aggressive scolding

• I mean when it first happens you can see the panic in this poor man’s eyes

• ok well technically you texted him about it but his reply was violently misspelled and he showed up at your house within 15 minutes

• tbh you should be scolding him because he definitely was speeding to get home that fast

• but he was scolding you!!!

• like wtf you’re already feeling shitty and then Seungkwan comes over and is acting like your mom

• but this man is emotionally mature!!!

• he notices how frustrated and snippy your replies get and calms down, hugging you tightly where you sit on the bathroom counter as he cleans you up

• complains about getting blood on his shirt tho the bastard

• but he definitely hangs out with you for the rest of the day and you catch up and eat ice cream while you lie around on the floor and it’s just. aju nice. (lol)

• he does his best to keep your mind off of any pain or struggling, and we all know this man is a master of distraction so it goes very well

• he’s a very home-y person and you always feel safe with him (:

VERNON

• his literal response is “well that’s not good”

• you fuckin call him like “hey sol I’m in urgent care kinda like. broke my arm” and he’s just like “Yeah that’s a problem”

• thank you Hansol “Sherlock” Chwe

• he is just. out of his element please this man will just stare at your cast or whatever with wide eyes like “yo you broke your arm” yes Vernon

• he’s kinda just fascinated ngl

• he lets you tell your story with wide eyes, beaming proudly when you said you didn’t cry

• he’s like “yeah that’s my partner (:< so cool and badass”

• he’s just very silly about it and doesn’t treat you any differently

• which is nice because you kinda hate people bringing attention to it cuz it’s annoying as shit already ):<

• and he’s already so helpful and willing to do chores or whatever so you don’t have to worry about carrying things or washing dishes or whatever cuz Vernon’s got it!!!

• plus it’s adorable how literally every night he’s just like “it’s so cool how you have a cast” like it’s the dumbest thing ever but he finds it so entertaining. like not even the fact you got hurt just like “holy shit like. it’s cement they basically cement your arm in place you have cement on your arm y/n you could knock someone out with that”

• he’s a cutie lol

CHAN

• ok contrary to popular belief I think he would handle it very well!!

• don’t get me wrong this man is PANICKING under the surface but like. he’s so calm about it on the outside??? hello????

• you call him during practice like “hey so I kinda got hurt I’m ok tho, at the doctor rn” and he’s just like “yes ok are you ok?!”

• little dude lol

• and even though you are, in fact, completely fine, he’s gotta worry smh it’s his job!!

• he comes home and listens to the story as he helps you change the bandages with the most gentle hands ))))):

• and being near you definitely helps calm him down

• he’s back to teasing and being goofy in no time

• this man also definitely knows some medical shit idk what makes me think that but he knows how to like. deal with an injury.

• he definitely is very medically aware idk man I feel like he listens to doctor speak cuz it’s cool and is like “oh yeah go ice that you don’t want it cramping up” whenever one of the other guys complains about something minor lol

• he’s very caring ): I love he sm (:

• he can be a little rat but he knows when to stop and be an ally and what an excellent ally he is!!!!!!!!!

I’m so sorry I’ve never done an after note like this before but seeing all the green and plants makes me think of this damn tweet and I can’t stop laughinh

“he has pollen allergy” I’m sobbing please

#x reader #kpop x reader #svt #svt x reader #seventeen #svt scenarios #svt reactions #dokeyom #Seokmin #mingyu #minghao #the8 #seungkwan #Vernon #hansol #Dino #lee Chan

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corpse husband x fem!reader

summary: you meet corpse on a stream and you’re surprised when he reaches out to you

warnings: cursing, mentions of tattooing

word count: 1.9k

notes: This is proof read but could have missed some stuff. This is my first corpse fic and my first time writing fanfic since I posted that super cringey book on wattpad when I was like 12 or something. I’d appreciate feed back so please reach out to me :)

main blog @itsmysleepover

read part 2 here!

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You were cleaning up your station so you can get home and stream. You loved your day job as a tattoo artist but you also really enjoyed streaming. It started as a way to promote yourself as an artist and the shop you worked at but it eventually became a really fun way to destress at the end of the week (or day if you were really itching to stream). “Hey Y/N was that your last client?” your boss, KC, asked as she walked to the front of the shop and put new flash drawings on the walls.

“Yes ma’am!” You said back excitedly. You finished cleaning your station and tossed your black gloves in the trash. “And you can’t trick me into staying and taking walk-ins,” you joked with her. She rolled her eyes and walked back into her office “It was one time,” she said as you slid on your jacket. As you walked out your phone buzzed in your pocket and you checked to see who had texted you. It was a message from Sean asking if you were free to play Among Us with him and some other streamers. You replied that you were on your way home right now and totally down. You were excited to see who was playing this time around since their Among Us streams are super entertaining and have gotten really popular.

On your way back you tweeted and posted to your Instagram story that you’d be streaming soon and set up all your stuff once you made it home. After a few minutes, you had a couple of thousand people watching. You entered the discord chat and Sean spoke up. “Everyone this is Y/N she’s sensitive so be gentle.”

“It’s nice to finally meet you guys and I’m not gentle, I'm ruthless,” You say into your mic and notice the chat calling you a liar. Everyone was in the lobby waiting for the game to start. “You sound way too sweet to be ruthless,” Corpse said. The countdown started and you were imposter with Charlie.

“This should be fun,” you told the stream. Yout tried playing strategically but after such a long shift your brain was mush. You saw Poki in nav and killed her then vented into shields. Not long after the body was reported and you were sure you were going to get voted out or at least sussed.

“Where was the body?” Felix asked. “Nav and I didn’t see anyone near there so whoever is imposter must have vented,” Corpse responded. Felix spoke up again. “I think I saw Y/N walk that way and I haven’t seen her since.”

Shit, shit, shit shit. “I’m in shield right now so-” you said trying to defend yourself but Charlie spoke up. “I was doing tasks with her earlier and I saw her walk into shields so she’s safe but I’m still not sure about Rae.” Everyone discussed a bit more and some people, including Corpse, voted for you but Rae got the majority vote and was ejected. You released your breath and kept playing being extra careful.

“Okay, guys that was super close. Corpse knows and is out to get me,” you said to the chat. You were eventually voted off but one round later victory was written across your screen with your ghost and Charlie’s avatar. “Good game guys,” Corpse said.

“I told you guys I was ruthless!”

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You sat at your station doing nothing because a client had canceled a four-hour session. You were listening to music and sketching some stuff but you were bored out of your mind and you didn’t want to leave in case you got a walk-in. The music got quiet as you received a twitter notification saying someone had messaged you. You reached for your phone and saw you had gotten a dm from Corpse.

C: hey :)

You didn’t know what to respond. You were mostly confused as to why he decided to message you out of the blue. Did he want something? But what would he want?

Y: Hii! This is sudden

C: was i bothering you?

shit sorry!

Y: Youre fine I wasn’t doing anything rn

C: how has your day been

i dont usually do stuff like this

Y: Im glad you did im doing better now I was so bored

C: what were you doing that was so terrible

Y: NOTHING! thats the problem :(

C: im sure youll find something to do

You stared at his message. Unsure what to respond.

Y: Im gonna give myself a tattoo

C: what?

NO!

You tossed the needles you used for your tattoo into the sharps box. “Oh my god you didn’t,” KC said. She noticed the wrap on your calve from the tattoo you just gave yourself out of boredom. “It’s not my fault I didn’t have anything else to do!” You said trying to defend yourself. She sighed and just shook her head. “Just go home business is slow today.” It was raining so the shop probably wasn’t going to get a walk-in anyway and you didn’t have any more clients for the day. It was only 2 pm but you drove home and after making lunch for yourself decided to stream. You weren’t expecting too many people so it was bound to be super chill. Your leg felt sore reminding you of the tattoo. You snapped a quick pic of the fresh jack-o-lantern on the side of your calve and messaged it to Corpse.

Y: [image] it came out nice!

C: thats super cool actually

i was concerned why you would just give yourself a tattoo but i found your instagram and youre super talented

Y: Thank you!

For some reason, it felt strange to just have that be the end of your response.

Y: Im about to start streaming if you wanted to watch

[link]

C: ill be watching ;)

What’s that supposed to mean?

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You sat in your apartment watching tv, hand lost in a bag of Doritos, and scrolling through twitter. You had stopped paying attention to the anime playing on the screen since you’ve watched it a hundred times and knew you wouldn’t miss anything. It was Saturday and you usually take those days off. Take the time to do chores or meet up with some friends but today you felt like not doing any of those things. As you continue your endless scroll (not helping the twitter addiction you told yourself you’d try to get a handle on) you got a message from Corpse.

C: wanna talk?

You looked down at the message unsure of how to answer. It was a simple yes or no and the obvious answer was yes. You and Corpse had started talking more regularly. You still didn’t have each other’s phone numbers but it was fine. Your conversations weren’t too big-- just you sending him memes, tiktoks, and telling him how much you liked the songs he would drop. Or him complimenting a tattoo you did. Sometimes he’d message you during streams telling you funny stuff his fans would say in the chat and you’d do the same. You learned a bit about each other but nothing too deep or serious. Like how you two lived a few cities away and you both really liked Donnie Darko. When Sean first invited you to that game out of everyone else there you were most excited to meet Corpse. He’s just so sweet and funny. Of course, you’d love to talk to him but you were also itching to talk to him and the last thing you’d ever want to do was make him uncomfortable.

Y: Yeah id love to talk

Here goes nothing.

Y: Wanna facetime or something?

No pressure or anything it could even be a regular call

I think facetime is just my default lol

You sent those last two messages quickly after you had sent the first. You wished you could know what he was thinking. It was killing you to think you had turned him off from talking to you completely. You put your phone down on the couch and went to wash your hand of Dorito dust. When you got back from the kitchen you turned off the tv and tossed yourself onto the couch.

Still no message.

Why am I so fucking stupid?

Just as you were standing up to stretch from sitting on the couch all day your phone buzzed. You reached for it fast and looked to see that it was him. You became super excited still not even knowing what the message said. It could have told you to never talk to him again for all you knew.

C: sure lets facetime

xxx-xxx-xxxx

You had his phone number. You added him to your small but growing contact list and called. You sat on your couch waiting for a response when he finally picked up the screen was black. It didn’t upset you; you kind of expected it and didn’t care what he had to do to make himself more comfortable during this call.

“Hey,” he said. His voice was raspier than usual.

“Did you just wake up?” You asked and looked at the time. It was about a little past noon and you had only eaten Doritos all day. Shit, you should probably make a decent meal.

“Not that long ago but yeah,” he responded and giggled. That giggle.

“Well, I’ve eaten nothing but Doritos all day while rewatching Ouran High School Host Club, so you’re welcome to join me as I make myself something to eat.”

“Sounds like fun; what are we eating?”

“I don’t know yet,” You said as you stood up and made your way to the kitchen. You opened the pantry and looked. You noticed a can of diced tomatoes and reached for it then checked the expiration date. It was still good. On your counter were some onions and garlic. “How about some tomato soup?”

“Sounds delicious.” you smiled at Corpse and your phone screen not knowing if he was also looking at his screen or not. “You’re really pretty-- you know that?”

“Thanks, but you don’t have to--”

“I’ve already told you what an incredible artist you are so many times I bet you’re tired of hearing it, but you already know what a talented artist you are.”

“That is very kind of you Corpse,” you said to him bashfully as you chopped the onion and opened the can of tomatoes. “But once again you don’t have to reach so far to compliment me.”

“I’m not reaching you are talented and beautiful and--”

“I thought I was pretty.” You could hear him chuckle with a smile on his face. “You’re both,” he said. You could feel your face getting warm from blushing.

“Fuck you you’re making me blush. My face is all hot and stuff.”

He laughed at how flustered you got. “That’s the cutest thing ever.”

You didn’t know how to respond so you just put some olive oil in a pot and tossed in your onions. It became silent but it was a comfortable silence. You turned the stove on and watched the flame for a few seconds. “If it was dark we could pretend we were together and having a bonfire or something,” you said to the phone as you turned the camera to show him the flame (still not 100 percent sure if he was looking at you or not).

“I’ll put it on the list of things to do when you visit me someday.”

#corpse husband #corpse husband x reader #corpse husband imagine #corpse husband imagines #corpse husband x y/n #youtubers #caffeinated ramblings

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