#i am an egg

[gideonisms]

Having friends who love the same character as you is so so so important, you know what else is underrated though? having a friend who absolutely HATES a character you have NEVER heard of. Beef with a man who is truly just some guy to you

#every day kris tells me about that man and his hard boiled egg shaped head ❤️ #ily kris keep hating ❤️ #also me with touga during the first arc. step aside tall man i am trying to see the lesbian rituals

[birdsofpasssage]

lights out

#arlecchino #i am extremely mentally ill actually! #maam i dont care if youre a licensed sociopath i need to know how you like your eggs in the morning #genshin impact #genshin fanart #原神 #the knave

[b0nelessdoodles]

tfw you're three deep in anchordeep and you get the notif that you're baby has been neglected so you turn into a speedrunner to get home

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #sins of the flesh is such a good update i'm living #shoutout to me and my friends that i was streaming to screaming when the notif popped up #we all got cuteness aggression towards when the first egg hatch holy shit #i will draw my sweet baby who is actually my lamb's nephew i think is the right relationship #lamb's husband's brother's kid #anyway i am playing favorites this kid is getting the immortality necklace and everyone else can perish #this game has no business being so fun tbh it is eating my brain

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

#mine #original #i cannot even begin to explain the anguish. the torment. this drawing has brought me #and i STILL dont like it. i simply cant work on it any longer i cant i cant. i must be rid of it #eating drywall as we speak #you want to know how many weeks ive worked on this. THREE. ALMOST. #you want to know how long my other cat drawings take me ?? 3 days absolute MAX #anyway. begon foul creature etc #i havent left extremely long tags for a long while hello everyone good lord there are many of you #we are going stratford this weekend very exciting #its going to be a little chilly and i want to take my new coat with me but issue its not chilly right now so i cant wear it onto the train #i do not think. i can. stuff it into my suitcase i dont think that will happen #i am sure i will figure it out #also. no longer vegan . eggs have won me over. egg egg egg. #im having to restrain myself SO hard from buying more wool i want a shawl i want a shawl #i want more cute DRESSES why are nice comfy dresses 10000£ #i look on vinted and its like dresses for popping your pussy in like not. the vibe im going for thank u #anyway. im going to eat crackers now

[catboyholes]

breeding kink but ONLY for monster fucking. some human promising to put a baby in me does nothing for me. but a werewolf deep in rut desperate to mount and shove their swelling knot in me and we get locked together for at LEAST 15min until it deflates while my stomach visibly extends from how much cum is being pumped into my poor abused hole and whole time theyre rambling abt how great our pups are gonna be..? 😳😳

#i love ovipositors too please fill me with eggs of all shapes and sizes i am BEGGING #monsterfucking nsft #monster fucker #ftm breeding #breeding toy #breeding k1nk #ftm sub #ftm nsft #trans nsft

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #we really got it all in this update huh #we got flashbacks! backstory! shocking twists! cgs?! #we got the silver breakdown to end all silver breakdowns #the boy does not emote for 6 episodes straight and now it's POURING out and i am shoving my face directly into it #not to mention my favorite: action scenes represented by intensely wiggling the sprites around #and OF COURSE meleanor my beloved. your highness. ma'am. holy shit. #i guess it's mel instead of mal? hey she can spell her name however she wants #meleanor can do whatever she wants about anything. who is going to stop her. #meleanor: hold on baby. mommy wants to make a point. (yeets malleus' egg across the room into liia's face) #man though i am so afraid that crowley really might turn out to have been revaan this whole time #because this means we live in a world where dire fucking crowley managed to pull BOTH meleanor and lilia and i cannot accept that #briar valley are you okay. is it something in the water. #mrs. zigvolt took all the good taste and left none for anyone else

[ryllen]

good morning stardew update 1.6 community

how do we feel about egg gorger alex [ x , x ]

INSTANT banned from coop duties fsh

#STARDEW UPDATE BE DROPPING US BOMB LIKE THAT FHSDHSDH; GRANDPA PLS PICK ME UP I'M SCARED fhsdhsdh HIS PRIMAL URGE IS RISING #sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv farmer #sdv shane #1.6 SPOILERS #unique gift dialogue #stardew alex #stardew farmer #stardew shane #stardew valley alex #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley shane #fanart #EGG #CHICKEN #i am switch player so i gotta wait #BUT #ALLLLEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #wait we get frog egg tho???

[rookisit]

Wtf is it with philza and being up high? was rewatching the qsmp vods and every time he's just uppies?? When they first arrived he went to the roof of the train station, with the French plane crash he was just on top of the plane, during festiva junina he was perched on the strings of colored wool and with the wedding he was on the string of lanterns. Also his house is on top of a fucking wall.

#My strimmer #My beloved bird themed strimmer #Of whos wings they have clipped #I am so sorry #qsmp #philza #qsmp philza #mcyt #qsmpblr #qsmp eggs #philza minecraft #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[doubleslashkarma]

#qsmp #qsmp jaiden #qsmp niki #qsmp egg dissappearance of sept 8 #am i doing this meme right #omg a hit post

[eggslads]

♠️👑

#prsk fa #prsk art #project sekai #proseka #tsukasa tenma #wonderlands x showtime #so uh #that world link set am i right #eggs art

[jessiarts]

I'm sorry... I'm so, so sorry. Inspired by this post

#or am i? #i regret nothing #did you find all the easter eggs? #doctor who #color of the sky #fourth doctor #tom baker #tom baker scarf #fourth doctor scarf #circular gallifreyan #fanart #doctor who fanart #tardis #space #galaxy #digital art #digital illustration

[sergeifyodorov]

when hockey players have hobbies outside hockey it's always like, pop songs on the acoustic guitar or the same video games they've been playing since juniors or cooking something slightly fancier than eggs. learn to knit for god's sake

#btw i am a proud 'cooking something slightly fancier than eggs' hobbyist dont get it twisted. but they need to branch out #WHEN will we have a hockey whose passion is writing godawful sci fi pulp novels #or really difficult platformers/metroidvanias #or the flute

[dvnieldraws]

acau & chunsik! [qsmp]

#my art #artists on tumblr #artist #digital art #qsmp #qsmp art #qsmp fanart #qsmp acau #qsmp chunsik #q!acau #q!chunsik #acau fanart #chunsik the egg #chunsik fanart #acau is very fun i love his streams n chunsik is very cute :) #i wanted to do smtg a lil diff than acaus skin not jus a tracksuit lol so its a lil more streetwear inspired #had fun tenderly rendering this it did take a wholde #nother day unfortunately i finished this ar 12 am i. gonna schedule it earlier tho ill post it to twt too #made sure to look up refs for hanboks but feel free to let me know if i should change anything

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A new challenger approaches (slowly)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen chao #jin zixuan #jiang cheng #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play? #Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track. #The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic. #A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing! #I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact. #It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn. #Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle. #Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators! #You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head. #I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.

[mmurkoff]

aerion for the like 2(two) other enjoyers out there

#YES he would spit on me in an unsexy way NO i am not going to back down and move on #moart #digital painting #fanart #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire fanart #asoiaf fanart #asoiaf art #a song of ice and fire #dunk and egg #a knight of the seven kingdoms #game of thrones #game of thrones fanart #aerion targaryen #aerion brightflame #aerion #targaryen #house targaryen