#i am not immune to plushies

[zaacoy]

fluffy fluff freenoodles cuddles for your tmblr tl todahyyyy they are so in love

#Cuddles are my favorite part about romantic relationships they are so WARM and COZY and SAFE I am dying #like a hug!!! But you get to be in a bed!! Or a couch or smth so it's even cozier!!!! Plushie AND wrapped in the arms of your beloved- #what more could you want fr #The fluffiest of husbands. absolutely glued to each other when they sleep. never separate them. #Tang drools a river in his sleep and pigsy snores at an incredulous volume they are disasters together #Tang being generally pretty good at smooth talking and immune to flirting but absolutely CRUMBLING at the stupidest corniest- #pet/nick name said in a loving tone of voice is so funny to me get a grip loser /aff #no flustered pigsy here but dw his time is coming soon >:33 #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #freenoodleshipping #lmk freenoodles #freenoodles #lego monkie kid fanart #zaacoy art💫

[cheesycatz]

my second thought after watching the pilot

#the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus caine #tadc caine #caine #tadc #first thought was what if he was marketable plushie #I am not immune to denture man propaganda #cheesycatz art posts

[im-like-if-a-girl]

I thought everyone might like to see a picture of my stuffed cat family. The one in the back is named Butterball Cat. The one on the right is a jellycat that is unnamed, and the tabby on the left I just got at a flea market for $2.

#stuffies #plushies #stuffed animals #my babies #i love stuffed cats #i am not immune to stuffed cats. theyre the best. #kitties #cats #my post

[cosmiclion]

MY SCRUNKLY LITTLE MEOW MEOW LOOK AT HERRRRRR

I did post about my Cheshire Grell plush a while ago but she didn't have her Ciel in Wonderland outfil and I just wanted to show everyone how it's going, I finished this ages ago but she still doesn't have her gloves, socks and shoes and I can't find any good materials to make them (I AM determined to find actual pink striped socks to cut them down 😤). Also I need a better way to shape her bangs bc I'm not 100% happy with how they turned out vbnhfg. Anyway I'd die and kill for her... she's my cutiepie, my floofy kitty wife, my babygirl...

(Also in case anyone's wondering, no I don't sell plushies, make plushie commissions, etc. At least not for now).

#eli's art #artists on tumblr #crafts #sewing #plushies #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji ova #black butler #black butler ova #ciel in wonderland #grell sutcliff #grelle sutcliff #cheshire grell #cheshire grelle #cheshire cat grell #cheshire cat grelle #grellshire #she's beauty she's grace she doesn't have a nose on her face #not for sale #sorry reaper grelle but grellshire's my fave grelle 🙈 #i am not immune to trans catgirl your honor #not yoi

[thedisablednaturalist]

Horrible doctors office experience, had to wait an hour for the doctor to see me for 15 minutes even though I got there early. So I am treating myself. Yummy food and plushies and then going home to take a nap before doing some work

#wrenfea.exe #i am not immune to plushie propaganda #they had a big sale so i was able to get 3 instead of 1 like i budgeted

[plushiepalz]

i know it is no longer friend friday but bart wanted to show off his new outfit :3

OH he is SO STYLIN i am sprinting to come give him a bear hug

#plushie asks #i am not immune to teddy bears

[plushiehamuko]

pro tip for doing your homework: have plushie on desk

#squishy talks too much #i never do my homework without yusuke kitagawa plushie with me #even if i am in the lobby. in public. i am immune to the notion of cringe #i have probably caused him so much psychic damage from my stem major shit. sorry yusuke

[solarmantle]

Spreading my Sanlu/Lusan agenda

Also yeah i would love to keep on drawing my silly warrior cats au i am cringe but i am free

#i recently got a fluffy chopper plushie and I just HAD to draw sanlu as fluffy choppers please #i am not immune to sanlu #one piece #one piece fanart #fanart #monkey d luffy #luffy #sanji #black leg sanji #sanlu #lusan #warrior cats

[piecesofchess]

Been giving KI way too much of my money lately....

#okay FINE i bought the scarecrow gear set #ive been wanting a genderless look for my pirate for a longggg time #closest thing to it PLUS the aesthetic... #also those plushies were.....too cute... #i am not immune to pirate101 merchandise

[lesbegays]

i swear nothing makes me feel like a kid in a good way more than museum and zoo gift shops

#i am not immune to otter plushies made of recycled plastic #best part of being an adult is having my own money to buy these things

[acey-wacey]

HIHI!!! I LOVED YOUR CHARACTER IS JEALOUS OF TSUM FIC!! (please I'm begging write more, it's too good)

Of course! I'm glad everyone liked them so much :)))

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Jealous of Their Tsum

Feat Lilia, Rook, Kalim

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🦇 Lilia Vanrouge 🦇

You're honestly used to Lilia popping out to scare you around campus.

Ever since you'd seen that Lilia had gotten an adorable doppelganger, you knew it would come to find you, just like the seemingly young boy always did.

It wasn't entirely unexpected when a little plushie landed on your head.

You were monetarily startled by the sudden ambush but you soon realized it was Lilia's tsum.

You laughed as the tsum blinked it's little dot eyes at you expectantly.

"You got me so good, Lilia-tsum," you praised the little bean while it hopped into your head and shoulders in glee. "Very scary."

You grabbed the tsum from where it was bouncing on your head and held it to your chest.

"You are just so adorable! I can't handle it!"

The tsum wiggled happily in your grasp and you pressed kisses to it's fabric forehead.

"How come I never get this when I scare you?"

You turned around to find Lilia hovering upside down behind you.

He did that to you so often you weren't even startled anymore.

You just smiled and flicked his forehead, earning a shocked stare from the boyish fae.

"Try being cuter next time."

Lilia frowned and dropped to the ground, landing gracefully on his feet.

"Is this face not cute enough for you?"

Lilia pouted at you with his best sad puppy dog eyes.

You, now immune to Lilia's antics, went right back to pressing smooches to his adorable tsum.

Lilia narrowed his eyes at the smug plush.

"Traitor," he whispered under his breath.

He could've sworn the tsum winked at him.

"If you want some affection, Lilia, you should try asking," you said nonchalantly while nuzzling your face into the tsum's.

Lilia vaguely sensed a trap but he would rather die than lose the object of his affections to a stuffed version of himself.

"Well then, my darling," he batted his eyelashes at you, making you smile. "Please?"

...

🏹 Rook Hunt 🏹

Rook left his tsum alone for 5 seconds and it was already gone.

Of course he couldn't expect anything less.

Curiosity was in his nature so of course his plush doppelganger would run away to explore a new world.

The tsum happily explored the NRC campus pausing often to appreciate the beauty of the unfamiliar world.

However, when you walked by on your way to class, the tsum was immediately entranced by your beauty.

It bounced after you and followed you around with hearts in its eyes.

After a while alone, you had begun to wonder what the strange noise from behind you was.

You turned around only to find an adorable round plushie hopping up and down on the ground.

It looked suspiciously like Rook so you narrowed your eyes at it.

"Have you been following me?"

The tsum squinted its eyes happily.

You laughed and bent down to look closer at the little creature.

"If I tell you to stop, will you?"

The tsum shook its body in what you assume to be a no.

"Just like the real Rook then," you groaned lovingly and unbuttoned the breast pocket of your jacket, opening it to the tsum.

"If you're gonna be here for a while, might as well get comfy, eh?"

The tsum eagerly hopped into your pocket and squirmed around with glee.

"You're actually kinda cute, you know that?"

You said to the tsum with a faint smile, scratching its head with one finger.

The plushie nuzzled into you and you patted it back affectionately.

"I must say, prefect, I am awfully jealous."

You smiled at the familiar sound of Rook's voice and paused, waiting for him to show himself.

You never looked around for him because you knew seeing you startled and frantic was just what he wanted.

Little did you know it was what he loved most about you.

"The great Rook Hunt, jealous of a tiny plushie," you said with a smug smile in your voice. "How low you have fallen."

Rook almost instantly appeared beside you with a sly smile.

"Not nearly as far as I intend to for you, mon chou." Rook clutched his chest dramatically. "But to see your affection passed on to one so similar to me and yet so different, oh, it breaks my fragile heart."

"Then I'm sorry, Rook, but your heart will have to stay broken as long as my adorable little pocket pal is around," you patted the tsum again, earning a joyful bounce.

Rook only sighed in response.

"There may yet be a day when I replace my fiendish friend as the object of your affections but until then, may you know my heart waits for you, my love."

You were frustratingly flustered by the sudden confession.

Rook always said sappy stuff like that but for some reason, it hit different this time.

You didn't say anything until he began to walk away.

"Hey, wait!"

Rook shopped to look over his shoulder at you.

"Come on, Rook," you groaned with a blush dusting your cheeks. You lifted the tsum out of your pocket, much to its dismay, and set it gently on the ground. "You don't get to say something like that and then walk away without kissing me!"

Rook smiled and ran to wrap you in his arms.

"If this is my reward, I should get jealous more often."

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Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim and his tsum are inseparable, much to Jamil's chagrin.

It's hard to find one without the other especially when it comes to you.

Both Kalims flock to you as soon as they see you.

On one notable occasion, Kalim-tsum was a bit faster to bounce after you.

The plush launched into your arms, causing you to drop the notebooks you were holding.

You scowled lightheartedly at the adorable tsum in your arms.

"I don't suppose you're going to help me clean this up?"

You raised an eyebrow at the tsum but it just cocked its head at you.

You sighed and set the tsum onto your shoulder as you bent down to pick up your books.

"It seems every version of Kalim is determined to cause me trouble," you sighed, booping the little critter on the nose.

It wiggled its little button nose and hopped backwards on what you assumed was a sneeze.

You laughed and took the plushie back into your hands, tucking your books under your arm.

"I can't stay mad at you, you're too cute!"

You looked at the tsum helplessly susceptible to its charms.

"Hi, Y/N!"

You looked up to see Kalim running toward you.

He saw the tsum in your arms and beamed at you.

"I see you found my doppelganger! Pretty cool, right?"

"Yeah, he's pretty adorable," you cooed as you pinched the little things cheeks.

Kalim pouted and set his head on your hands right next to where you were holding his tsum.

"Why does he get to be adorable and not me?"

You held back a laugh at the puppy-like glint in Kalim's eyes.

The tsum hopped up onto Kalim's head and you took the opportunity to grab Kalim's cheeks and bring your face close to his.

"You're a whole different kind of adorable."

At that, Kalim beamed, automatically squishing his face into your hands.

That did earn a laugh from you and you couldn't help but kiss his nose.

"You are the absolute cutest, Kalim. No tsum can top that."

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst #twst x reader #disneytw #lilia vanrouge #lilia vanrouge x reader #rook hunt #rook hunt x reader #kalim al asim #kalim al asim x reader

[qtkoshi]

hobie and his bubblegum s/o

- I’m sorry y’all no i’m not, but i am not immune to the preppy x outcast trope and i  - no i am not submitting to the idea of being a rockers gf leave me alone i absolutely am s/o to @dizscreams for prompting this idea never claimed to be a writer ;; im just ramblin

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hobie brown wasn’t afraid to go against the common narrative. wasn’t afraid of many things, actually (as we know). he was loud, abrasive. tough. 

and then there was you. soft and all smiles. it was a little sickening to be honest: how someone so bubbly and sweet complimented him so well. 

but let’s not get it twisted, it’s not as if you were the one to round out his edges. despite the obvious clashes in personal style, you both carried similar ideologies in life, and in so carried a mutual respect in each other’s individuality and comfort. and what more could hobie really ask for in a partner? 

additional headcannons i can’t stop thinking of:

wearing his jacket casually around >> you’re in an all pink fit? don’t care, the jacket smells like him and he likes seeing you in his clothes (makes him proud to let others know your his not that he would conform to dated notions of ownership tho so shhh) 

omg swapping styles?? did it one time as a joke, now you both catch yourself wearing pieces incorporated into your outfits that remind you of the other. (cutesy metal flower and butterfly chokers?? modified spikes added onto your accessories???)

firm believer in this man being so so comfortable in his own self and masculinity. fuck do you mean i’ll look girly? give me the damn plushy rn

thinking of u possibly doing dance or cheer and? y’all both going to each other’s shows and sticking out like a sore thumb in the crowd, but neither of y’all give a fuck bc that’s your baby up there and man are u proud

patching him up with hello kitty bandages (which he thinks are cool as fuck).

the bubblegum is from u btw says it reminds him of u

making playlists for each other???? omg → actually have more overlap than ppl think; both love to explore genres (also helps that they’re ur fave songs, bc if u love them there has to be something gud about them right?)

this song with y'all actually

if u see me adding more on this later, don’t worry ab it

⊗

#hobie brown x reader #hobie x reader #spiderverse x reader #spiderpunk #hobie brown #me?? #writing???? #and thats the power of hobie babey #across the spiderverse #atsv x reader #atsv #across the spiderverse x reader #spiderpunk x reader #hobart brown x reader #hobie۫ ִ✮

[babagaboosh]

i am not immune to marketable plushie designs

#poppy playtime #smiling critters #dogday #catnap #the hell's this called. #dognap #????? #catday #??????????? #apparently its #sleepyday #??????i mean ok??? #my doobles #do NOT expect more #i just had to get this singular image out of my system before i keeled over

[thoughtvoid]

Made some impulse plushie buys that just arrived. Am not disappointed, though now I need to make some time to figure out where all of them should hang out.

#They're Poke plushies #I am not immune to the sitting cuties; and also for some reason they hit my weakness for the foxes #Why do both Zorua; Vulpix; and Nickit have the more substantial non-sitting plushes? idk but they're so nice #Like so so nice in the well built way; not a 'they're super plush' way. Though I've heard normal Zorua is very plush #Normal Zorua has been sold out whenever I check tho so I just have A-Vulpix; Nuckit; and H-Zorua

[aveirix]

The best thing about being asexual is probably the complete and total immunity when it comes to ads featuring sex appeal. You can have all the hunky male models or beautiful female models advertising what-have-you (including and not limited to ads for movies where the main actor/actress is using their sex appeal) but for someone like me it just makes me not want to buy their product/whatever. Instead I see an ad for a fragrance called "blood and bone with old gods of Appalachia" (didn't know old gods of Appalachia was a podcast at the time) and I thought it was such a sick ass name that I had to buy a sample. I'm not weak to people's bodies but I AM weak to cool ass names and stupid looking plushies

#idk how cologne can give someone gender envy but it sure smelled like it #not an ad #but it smelled 10/10 #asexual #asexuality #ace

[tastycitrus]

marketable plushie vyrn

#personal #wow fanime is finally back #yes i bought the marketable plushie. and the cushion. #i am not immune to marketable plushies unfortunately #me: saw banpresto grab bag but i’m not trying to buy everything ever orz #also no super robot wars stuff this time. at least not in plain sight