#i ate her whole

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s just trying to show off his new guitar picks on his TIkTok account while in the background, this conversation is happening:

Steve: Want some m&ms?

Robin, holding out her hand: When I was a kid, I would assign each of my family members a color of m&m and then eat them in order of who I liked the least to who I liked the most.

Steve: Who did you eat last?

Robin: My cat, Lucy. She was the brown one. I would swallow them whole so I wouldn’t hurt her chewing.

Steve: Makes sense

Steve: What color would I be?

Robin: Blue

Steve: *fist pumps*

#Eddie tuning into the conversation the moment Robin said she ate her cat: …wtf #people in Eddie’s live-stream: arguing because Steve is def not the blue m&m #in my heart I feel Steve is blue. it’s a warm and comforting color and he is a warm and comforting character #this is legit just something I did as a kid #the brown m&ms were my dog Tigger and I swallowed them whole in case chewing them would cause him psychosomatic pain #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley

[himbionn]

They’ve been in my brain recently so I needed to let them out ❤️💛

#Dc #kon el kent #bart allen #conner kent #bartkon #konbart #fanart #impulse #superboy #they totally weren’t making out on the counter before this #shhhhh #bart lookin like a whole ass hippie with those shades #also yes #those are Nightwing gauges #every super is a fan of Nightwing #i don’t take criticism #they’re talking to cassie #or kon is #Bart is stealing her orange soda #she ate the nuggets before getting there #lord knows Bart smells those nuggets #he and i are the same

[redrobin-detective]

My favorite part of my Adventure Time binge is I pick what looks like the most silly episodic episode with a weird title and a plot that seems pretty open and shut and it goes in the most unexpectedly painful and lowkey horrifying direction that leaves me shook. I expected shenanigans and got an existential crisis instead.

#adventure time #haha princess monster wife has Ice King assemble a wife from other princess parts how silly #instead Im repeatedly kicked in the face with Ice King - Simon's - utter capacity for love and empathy #Like yes he kidnapped those princess parts but the love and care he showed his monster creation in making her feel “normal” and loved #the dual nature of Ice King's curse is he acts out irrationally but then the love he can't contain still leaks through somehow #And how his wife eventually gave back the stolen parts herself -damning her own existence- bc she knew IK loved her beyond her physical for #BECAUSE SIMON HAS BEEN LOVING AND IDOLIZING AND PINING AFTER BETTY FOR 1000 YEARS WITHOUT SEEING HER #Betty wasn't fully introduced for like another whole season but her footprints on IK's heart can be seen and felt so clearly in this ep #i just wanted something silly in the bg while I ate breakfast and now I need to lie down and cry

[prince-liest]

hey, while I have all you new followers here: come look at my fish!

she is called Her Highness the Shrimp Slaughterer. the pink-red accents on her fins represent the spilled blood of her enemies.

#personal #betta fish #aquariums #bettablr #fishblr #aquablr #planted tank #petblogging #this pic was taken like 45 seconds after she ate an entire shrimp whole #look at her smug face #the temptation to declare her real name Lucy (short for Lucifer) is high because it's damn accurate #but I feel like that is a little too fandom-associate now

[webonchin]

I had seen several people say that Miguel reminded them more of a cat than a spider as a joke and an it might or might not have woken something inside me

The fact that the suit is not single composition gives me a lot of ideas, me thinks Lyla should mess up with it sometimes just to piss Miguel off a little, for the funsies.

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara fanart #my art #lyla spiderverse #Lyla is literally so girly pop i love her sm my favorite ai #yass queen go #Felicia Hardy really always ate the whole cat look #kudos to her for being girlboss #love me some cat girlies

[jeysuso]

#trish stratus #wweedit #monday night raw #wwe raw #jeysuso #* #queen. angel. mommy. mother. i am in love with her #she had the COWBOY HAT ON. the fucking HAT. do you UNDERSTAND. #i love her SO much #and do you know what? everything she said was true #all facts. left no crumbs. ate the whole meal. i want her to step on me #mygifs*

[onionprincess97]

the landlord must've been right outside the door bc she ate this up 😭

#bro when her voice did that little rasp when she said “AND WITH IT. I'LL KILL HER.” OH YEAH SHE ATE THAT. REAL BAD. REAL BAD. #RENT WAS DUE #THE SCREAMS? #she put her whole ass chest into that “I'LL KILL NANAMI WHO STANDS BETWEEN ME AND TOUGA.” #somebody give her a raise NEOW #people give the dub shit but i think it has some good ass moments #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #shoujo kakumei utena #sku #utena tenjou #keiko sonoda

[gatorgrumbles]

My favorite girl in the universe

#I love her she’s so funny #this girl ate like half of whole cake island #my favorite baby #mink tribe #zou arc #whole cake arc #one piece #carrot one piece #cute #my art #drawing #art #digital art #pastel #soft #fluffy

[miaivy]

look at her face oh god LOOK AT HER SHE WAS READY TO RISK IT ALL

#SHE ATE MADONNA WITH THOSE EYES FROM HEAD TO TOE #lil excited baby #my whole body is meowing right now #i feel so weak rn #i'll never get tired of this video #HER TONGUE I CAN'T #MISS PHILIPPA PLS HAVE MERCY ON ME

[razzek]

I keep seeing all this stuff in Metroid fandom (and arguably from the creative team themselves) about Samus having a motherly bond with (voice) The Baby but, like, she handed that thing over to be dissected by military scientists SO fast. I could see her being surprised that it had formed such an attachment with her by the end of Super Metroid cuz yeah that was unexpected and weird. But chances are high she saved that last bby metroid with the intent of it being used for study and destroyed in the process.

It is funny imagining her going on parent/child bonding trips with the galaxy's second most dangerous life form though.

#metroid #super metroid #I've always felt like she's one of those emotionally detached action movie badass types #too cool to have feelings #ptsd from dragon that ate her family in front of her? #nah fuck that gun to it’s face. a lot. #surprise emergency surgery? #yeah whatever get in the car military bozos we're going alien murdering #become the monster you hunted and hated your whole life? #bummer but no time for that there's a planet you haven't blown the fuck up yet #also you're mostly a bird in a human body and I feel there is so much wasted comedic potential there

[arklay]

RESIDENT EVIL → THE WESKER FAMILY

To the public, little is known of the families behind some of the world’s most renowned bioterrorists, but the question remains: did they play a role in causing their children to walk down the path that they did? Or are these individuals simply ambitious criminals with delusions of grandeur?

For Diana Wesker (née Afanasyeva), her introduction into the bioweapons black market trade was upon discovering her employers were using her research into limb regeneration with salamanders to further their experiments in creating enhanced soldiers, instead of developing human therapies with which she was recruited for. Although the prospect of using biological weapons in the military did not appeal to her, the concept remained fascinating for her own selfish endeavours. Born on the 27th of October, 1963 in Sydney, Australia to Russian immigrant parents, Diana had harsh expectations placed upon her at a young age, ones that no matter how hard she tried she could never live up to. Her mother, Tatyana, was an unfeeling woman, absent for long stretches of time with little regard to how it affected her daughters, much more concerned with her craft as an accomplished opera singer. Viktor was no better. A strict man whose role as father and ballet master blurred, he pushed his girls to one day follow in his footsteps. Whilst Sofia enjoyed ballet, and went on to become a professional ballet dancer, Diana’s heart was set on going into the field of biology. She wished to make a name for herself, separate from her family – to which she succeeded.

Diana was married to former U.S. Marine, Dave Monroe, for only a year until he was declared dead in 1992 after succumbing to injuries sustained in a horrific car accident. Foul play was ruled out while Diana played the role of the grief-stricken widow, but in reality, she had snapped after years of mistreatment at her husband’s hands, and opted for something she could pass off as an accident to be free of him. For years she believed he was dead – and he was, legally – but that proved to not be the case when he found his way back into her life again in 1999. Unbeknownst to her, she had been lied to by the police and coroner, who were paid off by her employers when they took Dave’s body for themselves and used him as one of their first test subjects in developing supersoldiers. Before he could ever hurt her again, Diana’s second husband, Albert Wesker, tracked the man down, captured him and tortured him, before allowing Diana to get her violent and bloody revenge.

The origins of Albert Wesker’s involvement in bioterrorism, alongside his twin sister, Alex, are much different than that of Diana’s. The two hail from London, Canada, but unfortunately, they hold no memories of their lives there, nor what happened to their biological parents when they were eight years old. Agents of Oswell E. Spencer, an aristocratic billionaire and eugenicist, took the twins from their home and executed their parents as per Spencer’s orders. Albert and Alex were then placed in a home funded by the Spencer Foundation where they were given new names and a privileged upbringing. They had access to the best education possible, free to pursue whichever field they decided, but it was by no accident they both went into virology and bioengineering; at home, their adoptive parents – agents whom they believed to be their real parents – instilled them with the beliefs of Oswell E. Spencer, harbouring disdain for war and pestilence, and believing humans to be an evolutionary dead-end in need of a rebirth. They were only two of the hundreds of children “adopted” as part of what is known as Project W, a plan intended to develop an advanced race of human beings. The most promising candidates were headhunted by Umbrella Pharmaceuticals, the twins amongst them, where they went on to create bioweapons for the company founded by none other than the man who had handpicked them for his plan. The final stage of this was to infect the thirteen Spencer saw fit, however, only two survived; Albert received the intended effects, now possessing superhuman abilities, however, Alex was only offered more time to live due to her terminal degenerative illness.

In the summer of 1995, Diana was working undercover within Umbrella to gather development data on their projects for her company. Here, she had a chance encounter with Albert, an intelligence officer at the time, which permanently altered the course of her life. The two were never seen far from one another’s side, marrying in 1998, and they went on to become notorious in the bioweapons industry. The development of the Uroboros virus was where things took a turn for the worst. Although Diana’s infection was successful and she bore abilities that rivalled her husband’s, the plan itself did not succeed as they had hoped, and almost cost Albert his life at the hands of his former subordinates.

Now, they work within the shadows, with Diana declared missing and Albert believed to be dead. Their legacy, however, lives on with the mark they left on the world. As visionaries in their field, they influenced bioterror attacks carried out by countless individuals and organisations. In turn, they also inspired others to fight against such atrocities. One such person happens to be Albert’s son from a former relationship, Jake Müller, whose existence he was unaware of.

#mine. #oc: diana #pair: ewskers #click for better quality cause it's large & tumblr ate it ♡ #hii so happy birthday diana !! queen is 60 today :] #um. there's no template cause i made this from scratch...i couldn't find any i was vibing with so i was like you know what lmaoo #i'm sorry for the essay...it was meant to be just a short rundown of the family but well...that happened. typical leah fashion... #oh and guys. did you know that there's a limit to the amount you can put in one blockquote? that's why the rest is just left like that caus #i didn't like how it looked with a blockquote each paragraph...cause the spaces between were unever. you understand 😔 #with the tree i was also going to include weskids adoptive parents but i couldn't figure out how to arrange it all & make it look nice !! #cause i also wanted to have spencer in there as well cause he's a big reason why the weskids are the way they are...was maybe gonna include #sherry as well. like connected to jake (hehe) and then do her parents too but that would've made things so wide & it's already big enough #yes. i hc that albert & alex are biological twins. just for clarification there :] i don't think i added anything else that isn't canon or #implied with canon. cause the weskids were put in homes (or at least whatever ''controlled environments'' means) where they were monitored #by umbrella but were unaware of it. so yeah. i don't think i really changed much there !! #honestly i could've kept rambling cause there's alex's whole situation. there's my lore with jake's mum. there's way more with the ewskers #but it's already so long & i can't be concise so there's that lmaoo oh also diana's grandma. so much stuff #also meant to say the weskids birthday in that ramble. it's january 15 1960 :] they are capricorn sun leo moons but alex was born earlier s #their rising signs are albert is a scorpio rising & alex is a libra rising !! #had to redo the image cause typo on diana's birth year for some reason lmao so if that messed up the formatting i will sob

[coochiekrab]

#when i was 12 my mom left her edibles unattended and i ate a whole weed brownie and got unbelievably high and had no idea what an edible was #yet so i just actually thought i was having a seizure or stroke or just dying so i messaged everyone i possibly could manage saying my #goodbyes LOL #my art #kuri #aubrey

[musubiki]

actually elaborating on the pom relationship thing, its actually quite strange because she is like an asian mom in behavior but also sometimes.........................a pet.

#im not sure what that evens out to #but i forgot theres a whole aspect of pom where MOCHI has to deal with HER shit instead of the other way around #she hates being treated like a pet but also sometimes is fine with it? #she sits on peoples laps and stuff #and plays with necklaces #and then turns around and goes (you need to practice more cat witch) #while mochi is on all fours cleaning up her barf because she ate something that cats cant eat

[purplebehittindifferent]

Breaking news local spider woman asks people not to “go criming” because she’s “tired of chasing ya’ll down like a bunch of geese”

#spiderman #spidersona #spider sona #art #fanart #my art #spider man across the spider verse #smatsv #the whole movie was SO GOOD #immaculate art #colors to reflect internal conflict I ate that UP #spider man #you know I had to #look at her she’s so dumb

[caterpillarinacave]

y’all I just got the MOTHERLOAD of all pastries

#I have not eaten this much in months #My aunt found a cool bakery like an hour away so we made it this whole thing #I stay over at her house we leave at 5:30 #We buy donut for her students (12 or 15) #then the following: #Two homemade pop tarts two tag-a-long Girl Scout cookie donuts 2 thin mint GS donuts a French cruller with vanilla frosting a caramel role #3 plain cake donut one cake donut with chocolate frosting one chantilly cream mousse cake four macarons in espresso chocolate rasberry and #Black berry (I wanted lemon but panicked and said rasberry) a ham and cheese croissantFollowed by two loafs of bread and an orange spice te #And McDonald’s Hashbrowns #To be clear this is all being shared and my aunt planned to spend a decent chunk of money #It was something like 112 bucks? #Not as bad as I thought tbh #We had four boxes of baked goods. Four. Boxes. #You know what I eat every other day of my life? A bowl of yogurt in the morning and a bowl of veggies with egg at night #I don’t usually consume the amount of calories I just ate in a week #Mutuals sending you pastries #So early morning roads showing up at peoples doors and handing them treats + tea? Pretty much perfect

[theygender]

Drank a vitamin water today that made my tongue tingle almost as if it was carbonated for no discernable reason (I drink this flavor all the time so I know that's not normal. checked the expiration date and checked for holes in the bottle but everything looked fine?) and then for dinner I accidentally ate undercooked tilapia. Am I going to die

#the vitamin water was from my fridge and the whole rest of the pack was fine so idk what was up with this one? #i didnt finish it but i drank probably about a third of it before i finally decided for sure that something was off and i wasnt imagining i #and with the tilapia uh. my gf cooked it. and shes cooked tilapia before shes a good chef #the right half of my filet which i ate first was totally fine #but the left half was. different #at first i just thought it was tough bc i was starting at the edge of the filet #but once again about a third of the way into it. once i got to the meatier bits #i realized hey this doesnt seem to be tearing like it should be and also the mouthfeel is kinda like when i eat raw sushi? #also it looks kinda translucent instead of white whats up with that. wow this is getting REALLY hard to tear now huh #and um. apparently 'translucent and doesnt tear easily' is a sign that the tilapia is undercooked 😐 #i looked up if you can get sick from eating undercooked tilapia and the only results im finding are: #1) reddit post saying that fish is the least dangerous type of raw meat and its practically harmless #2) news articles about a lady losing her limbs to a foodborne illness that she got from eating undercooked tilapia #so. i could either be absolutely fine or i could be really really not fine. very comforting lol #rambling