#but the left half was. different

[theygender]

Drank a vitamin water today that made my tongue tingle almost as if it was carbonated for no discernable reason (I drink this flavor all the time so I know that's not normal. checked the expiration date and checked for holes in the bottle but everything looked fine?) and then for dinner I accidentally ate undercooked tilapia. Am I going to die

#the vitamin water was from my fridge and the whole rest of the pack was fine so idk what was up with this one? #i didnt finish it but i drank probably about a third of it before i finally decided for sure that something was off and i wasnt imagining i #and with the tilapia uh. my gf cooked it. and shes cooked tilapia before shes a good chef #the right half of my filet which i ate first was totally fine #but the left half was. different #at first i just thought it was tough bc i was starting at the edge of the filet #but once again about a third of the way into it. once i got to the meatier bits #i realized hey this doesnt seem to be tearing like it should be and also the mouthfeel is kinda like when i eat raw sushi? #also it looks kinda translucent instead of white whats up with that. wow this is getting REALLY hard to tear now huh #and um. apparently 'translucent and doesnt tear easily' is a sign that the tilapia is undercooked 😐 #i looked up if you can get sick from eating undercooked tilapia and the only results im finding are: #1) reddit post saying that fish is the least dangerous type of raw meat and its practically harmless #2) news articles about a lady losing her limbs to a foodborne illness that she got from eating undercooked tilapia #so. i could either be absolutely fine or i could be really really not fine. very comforting lol #rambling

[ktzart]

a roster of bug npcs for @peatbogdyke @unseelieofficial >:3c this was so unbelievably fun to work on >:3c

#art #fairy #unseelie #peatbogdyke #commission #lyra (bottom left) is not full fairy she's half elf. so that's why she looks a little different #also robin (third row from top + right side) was drawn years ago #but i wanted to be able to display everyone all balanced in the post #1 and 8 are siblings and 5 is their dad and 3 is their uncle #2 and 6 are also siblings and also niece/nephew of 5 and of 3 #3 and 5 are brothers and 3 and 4 are super super divorced #7 is 3's bastard #oh and 4 and 6 used to sleep together. messy #and 1 used to lock 6 in broom closets as a child

[marblerose-rue]

click for better quality!

are you gonna start climbing, or what? / needletail

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #needletail #wc #waca #warrior cats #wc art #uhhhh I DO THIS EVERY TIME i forget what my normal tags are #if i said ive been working on this all day please dont take me literally . ive been working on it off and on all day i probably spent like #3ish hours total on this thing #LITERALLY RIGHT AS I STARTED THIS ONE OF THE TREES OUTSIDE. HALF OF IT BROKE AND FELL LMFAO everything + everyone is alright dwdw #i just needed to stare at it for a while . and there was also a butterfly i brought inside and fed hummingbird feed to with a cotton swab #this is a request from twidder :-] my account is private bc im weird about twitter but if mutuals can ask for my user they can ^_^ #THIS IS A NEW COLORING METHOD if it looks weird pls tell me and i will go about it differently bc its still experimental #scratching my chin OH YEAH i repotted almost all of my plants yesterday i have like four more left to go #if this is out of character for her also please let me know i have not read avos . or anything beyond that x_x

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"distant relative" i assume you are referring to my father?

#happy father's day everyone! #mine was fucking terrible he received a C- rating at best #and that is me being fucking GENEROUS with the grading rubric yeah #anyway i love and respect anyone who feels the need to quietly publicly shame their negligent father figure on anonymous social media #there should be a RateMyProfessor website but it's RateMyParents #it would serve no possible practical purpose but it would be as potentially psychologically scalding as a ghost pepper and/or supernova so. #do it #.......that could actually be so interesting #comparing and contrasting the reviews of siblings and half-siblings and step-siblings #the differences in parental perception between the Black Sheep/Scapegoat and the Golden Child and the Middle Child and So On #(on that note why are the two main idioms for being blacklisted in your own family both *livestock* related who laid that groundwork) #ANYway. back to RateMyFather #this one dad gets nine 5-star reviews and one absolutely SCATHING no-stars review #which mathematically leaves him with a 4.5 rating BUT #the main thing you are left wondering is how did one dad end up with TEN reviews that is in itself an Indictment

[shuploc]

thoughts on transmasc Miguel? 👀

YESS, YESSSSS!! slams fists on table, rips shirt open, screams, bangs on chest. Transmasc Miguel is so huge, it's literally the best headcanon I've ever heard. I'm so so so on board.

I won't lie though, I have many things to say about these kinds of headcanons in general, but I'm just gonna keep it short for now and say thumbs up, transmasc miggy is a YES from me 🥰

#in very very very short #-I'm not a fan of people/fandoms having a fav character be a part of a gay ship and hc-ing their other half being afab #just so they don't have to feel weird about drawing/reading/writing gay sex....... #like bro #don't throw the creators a bone either' they didn't do shit to deserve that character being seen as trans #-that's another thing lmao #with miggy though it's different' cuz so many heteronormative things are left out and it's so good #ANYWAYS #huuuuge thumbs up' absolutely love transmasc mig

[ying-doodles]

And he was there. The man that I missed so much, because of the realization I could never get to see him again, was standing right outside the door. He was looking straight at me through teary eyes, with a hint of joy on his face. "... I missed you so much, Master Lloyd," said Javier with a huge, tearful smile.

I heard the "You came. You called." audio ages ago and I needed to see both them with said audio and also the reunion scene and now I've finally done it!! Hooray!! (╯✧▽✧)╯

... (°ロ°) ! Also!! I did not mean to make this so canon compliant!! I swear that was just a lucky accident LMAO I started working on this on Saturday,, (I did add just a touch of red to Suho's fist after reading 401 though hehe-)

A few still frames under the cut if you want! :P

The audio lines:

And the final frame:

#ying's art #fanart #the greatest estate developer #tged #tged spoilers #chp 401 #kim suho #lloyd frontera #javier asrahan #javisuho #llojavi #video #digital #i had to colour half the frames in a seperate file cause ibispaint got mad at me lolol- #boy was this a lot of work this is why i'm not an animator!! #anyways 401 was bittersweet and also left me questioning some things #(like the whole namsan gate fiasco never happening when suho went back?? did they go to a different seoul?? how does that work??)

[gyffindraws]

pages one and two of a comic exploring the idea that the whole ball plot was created by aziraphale so he could dance with crowley (ongoing)

#both these pages were made a month apart so they look a little different #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens the ball #my art #good omens fanart #im sorry i cannot draw micheal sheens face to save my life #ive still got a page and a half left

[chirpsythismorning]

Not a redditor comparing the possibility of byler endgame to the likelihood of the earth being flat

#byler #these are fictional characters were talking about #in a fictional universe #you’re gonna compare two boys falling in love and ending up together in a fictional story #with flat earthers…. #this just proves they refuse to even look at evidence #they are terrified of it #they’re only solution is to deflect and be completely obtuse about it #and then explain in 10 different paragraphs why nothing is that deep… #like it’s literally already half canon #and there’s one more season left #just say you’re hoping with all your might it won’t happen and let’s call it a day #😐 #🤔 #🤣

[feralmoonlight]

Halloween Ass Lookin Motherfucker

Alt version of the candycane joke one

#Candycane-less version for people watching their surgar #Eclipse #eclipse x reader #default AU #tw suggestive #suggestive #IDK THIS ONE LOOKS MORE SUGGESTIVE TO ME without the obvious dick joke cause now theres no joke #Debating having his colors change for the holiday cause the lowkey lore is he was designed as a halloween gimick in my brain #half the time anyway #Kinda wanna play around with him with different palletes #Keep the black #change the left side and accent colors #keep his face/rays #change clothes colors? #Alt lore is he's the glitch from balloon world and they all just 'get along' sorta inside? #ALT alt version is he's both boys at once #idk his lore is whatever it needs to be for the story lmao i don't know he's just a design that fits where needed #same with my default YN #feral scribbles

[atalienart]

Well... what can I say :|

#my art #jabbernaty #fantasy romance #romantasy #It's half past 2am #It's the only time I would be brave enough to include this little photo and my romantasy complains xD #there's a lot of tropes I don't like in this kind of books and a lot of them align with your dislikes you left under my previous post #thank you for sharing btw! #also #there are fated mates on the list and I also write a story where soulmates exist but hear me out #✨it's different✨ #I'm serious #I don't like this trope so I wanted to change things about it xD #anyway... hope it makes sense #oh and the drawing doesn't depict anyone particular #it's just that the characters often look pretty similar #also this is not to be mean #I also like some of those characters

[the-punforgiven]

Kinda wild to me the knowledge that there is a violent and vicious predator that lives in my house, who kills and mutilates other living beings nearly daily, who I have personally witnessed rip apart other living creatures with tooth and claw, who is also just the sweetest little baby who loves to cuddle and often yells at me if I don't pick her up and kiss her little forehead from time to time

#this post is about my cat #who is a sweet and gentle baby #has never been anything other than an affectionate and loving beast to me #who also left half a mouse in front of my bedroom door #like #my sweet little kitty I love you but I can't eat that #we have very different immune systems and I have no idea how to articulate that to a cat #pun's text posts

[ninyard]

If there is nobody left on this planet writing about the night Kevin Day had his hand broken, then I am dead

#I would say I have written about him absolutely suffering that night at least half a dozen times in different fics and ficlets #suffer babygirl! suffer! #if there is nobody writing about Kevin day with blood on his clothes and spit and tears all over his face then #I have left this planet #Kevin day

[nozomi-mats]

How I feel after finally deleting my Deviant Art account

#txt post #deviantart #I was on there for 7 whole years :( #it's such a different place now #catering to prompters instead of artists is NOT it #more than half of the artists I've looked up to have up and left #so there's very little left there for me

[happypeachsludgeflower]

The funniest thing about reading mdzs royalty au’s is when Lan Wangji is the emperor, but there’s zero explanation why he was chosen over his older brother, Lan Xichen.

Like, I don’t know much about Asian royalty dynamics, but I’m pretty sure the eldest of full siblings is before the younger in line for the throne…

#from my understanding younger siblings are only in front of older siblings if they’re half siblings from different ranking mothers #I’d get it if the explanation made them half brothers but they never do #one at least explained it by something to do with gold eyes being the sign of heaven’s blessing and lan xichen not having gold eyes #but other then that I’m usually just left confused #don’t quote me on this btw there could totally be an ancient Chinese explanation for why a younger sibling would be chosen #I just don’t know in depths about ancient Asian culture #mdzs #mdzs fandom #mdzs lwj #mxtx mdzs #mdzs fanfiction #mdzs fic #mxtx fandom #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx characters #mxtx hell #mxtx fanfic #mo xiang tong xiu #mo dao su zhi #lan wangji #grand master of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #lan zhan #mdzs lan wangji #mdzs lan zhan #lan xichen

[horizon-penblade]

#i have like. a few hours left to do this. more if i let myself work on it on sunday #i have already drawn the bonus image version #but if i use the tee for one of the costumes that's actually required for class it *might* save a bit of time/creative energy lol #if you don't get the context check the post i reblogged before this lol #my costume history homework is designing costumes for two predecided characters (i picked ham and oph) in like 12 different time periods #and ever since we got into the latter half of the 20th century it's been a bit tougher to plan #because like. I absolutely hate when modern shakespeare adaptations put every character whose involved in politics in a business suit #but for the last few time periods (now decades basically) I thought I had to do it and then I was like 'wait no that's dumb' #so now i am just ignoring that aspect of the plot. he spent a nonzero amount of time on the run with pirates he can wear a t-shirt

[sugucidal]

just copied and pasted 70% of the finished neighbor toji! chapter into my tumblr drafts and uhm... its really long 💤 hope y'all like reading a lot of words 🚬🚬

#୨♡୧ — 𝐃𝒊𝑽𝒊𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝑹𝑲𝐒 #looking at it and dreading the fact that theres more words i have to add onto it #i might split the fic in half and add it to the final chapter instead but idk yet #its at nearly 8k words rn after revising and removing stuff from it #and theres still *counts on fingers* 6 scenes left! #aha...ha...haaa #such a drastic difference from the first chapters 3k words