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#i can’t keep living like this
xmilkwee3dx · 9 months
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It’s literal torture being desperately horny for someone that can’t fuck you on the spot.
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loveshotzz · 2 months
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Joe Keery presenting at the Brit Awards tomorrow?!! ANOTHER RED CARPET LOOK??
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to-the-stars8 · 9 months
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I blame great artists for me being single. Like, if you guys stopped drawing fictional men so fucking HOT maybe I’d have lower standards.
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bradshawsbaby · 1 year
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When will the porn bots leave for war and never return?
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kimjunnoodle · 8 months
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pov: picking the most vile and downright evil thing anyone has ever said in the history of language just to get hit with the Sweet rush of dopamine™
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detentiontrack · 20 days
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I somehow got it into my brain that CZ is going to die today and now I’m trying to keep myself from freaking out and breaking down
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Love Crime makes me so violently ill every time I hear it I think I’ve been Pavloved.
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impossibletruths · 8 months
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I need the weather to cool down because if I can’t get cozy under my weighted blanket soon then something’s gonna give
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medsformyhead · 9 months
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i wish i was fucking aborted.
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lilyflxwers · 1 year
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i left my job today, which i love, for somewhere better paid so that i can get out of the situation im in. so, incase you need it, this is your reminder that it’s okay to save yourself first.
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emmievanfleet · 2 years
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imagine them paddling you around smoking a joint and enjoying their energy
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strawberryblondebutch · 7 months
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Dear Philadelphia rock music venues please Institute curfews some of us are of legal drinking age and want to be in bed at a normal hour
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crowleyssluttywaist · 7 months
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haven’t gotten this image out of my head since the first time i watched the ep like i’m genuinely insane
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stargirlrchive · 8 months
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i need a new jake fic to obsess over
like i can’t breathe i miss him
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detentiontrack · 3 days
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Psychiatrist save me. Save me psychiatrist
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windowsandfeelings · 1 month
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I finally took the damn laundry down and the machines were already in use
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