#i cannot escape this man

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

Not raúl esparza dragging me kicking and screaming back into my musical theatre phase....

#not that im complaining #Al's ramblings #its been a while since i last obsessed over a musical #company #raúl esparza #i cannot escape this man

[doll-elvis]

me and my family are on a road trip rn and we stopped at a random liquor store (in the middle of nowhere) and tell me why, out of all the elvis posters that exist, they had to have this one up?

it floored me a bit😭

#I was just trying to get a Gatorade and I look up and see this #immediate mood killer #I hate august #can we just collectively skip that month and act like nothing ever happened 🤧 #I cannot escape this man #even deep in the california desert in a liquor store with no other businesses around #I somehow find him #elvis presley #elvisaaronpresley #elvis

[juniberserker]

#help #i cannot escape this man #nor do i want to #David Sylvian #god i am so gay for him #japan band #also- that alt person in the corner #*melts*

[elyonblackstar]

Something a little different from the usual!

I usually work with colors but I felt like this sketchier pic was fitting for the b&w ☺️

What do you think? Better colors or B&W?

#one piece #trafalgar law #fanart #onepiece #onepiece fanart #trafalgardwaterlaw #this man owns me bad I cannot escape

[syn0vial]

funniest part about the bounty hunter wars by K.W jeter is how palpatine thinks he's screwing boba fett over by hiring him to take down the bounty hunters' guild, completely ignorant to the fact that boba is a sicko who thinks making himself public enemy #1 of every bounty hunter in the galaxy sounds like the most fun he's had in ages.

it's literally like,

palpatine: that fool boba fett doesn't know that he is but a pawn in my nefarious plot to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy. he will be completely unprepared for the torrent of violence and retribution he is about to unleash upon himself. how wonderful it is to make a creature complicit in the workings of its own destruction! >:) boba, like 2 pages later: i can't wait to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy 😊 it's going to be sooo fun when my actions unleash a torrent of violence and retribution against me 😃 can't wait!

#palps: i'm going to make this bounty hunter's life a lawless crucible of unendurable violence and enmity that cannot be escaped #boba: JOKE'S ON YOU‚ I'M INTO THAT SHIT #also there's the potential implication that at least part of the reason palps is doing this is to fuck with vader #bc vader made the mistake of mentioning a particular interest in boba to palps #so of course palps is like ''MUAHAHA NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH AS I PSYCHOLOGICALLY DESTROY THIS MAN'' #like sir. that man was psychologically destroyed long before you got here #you're just giving him enrichment now #look. he's playing with his food #jeter!boba you have so much wrong with you and i love you #boba fett #emperor palpatine #star wars #the bounty hunter wars #k.w jeter

[vivika-ka]

fixated on the fact that Luffy’s heartbeat is referred to as “drums of liberation,” which means Law not only held the divine instrument of freedom in his hands, he also healed it.

#law you cannot escape religion my man #holding and healing a god’s heart????? #you may ask why i’m fixated when it’s been established #because i’m never normal about them #so 🤷‍♀️ #also i’m currently writing a fanfic (because i am procrastinating to the next level) #and this just dawned on me for some reason #pfft #‘dawned’ #shoot me #anyway #how are we doing #one piece #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #monkey d. luffy #luffy #lawlu #lulaw #op lawlu

[upathosarts]

This one is a kind child

#rest well phos... you deserve it #man. hnk ending. end of a fucking era #manga that made me discover i was trans and got me really into art #(i was already drawing but i genuinely think hnk was like a launchpad for me. i cannot escape it sdfjhsdfsa) #its just. so much #fuck #anyways the insp for this one was mainly the textpost thats like''i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child'' #ok tags time #houseki no kuni #hnk #land of the lustrous #lotl #宝石の国 #hnk phosphophyllite #phosphophillyte #my art

[tubbytarchia]

Could we get more Jimmy and Doc? Or Ren and Doc... for the children

You may... I'm struggling with the actual continuation still oops but please accept this doodle for the time being... for the children

#I realize Ive been drawing Doc a lot lol sorry guys the mad goat man with a kind fatherly heart is really appealing to me #oh do I. do I dare maintag #for the propaganda #jimmy solidarity #docm77 #help wait am I supposed to tag like. partial nude too. Doc is covered in fur though #sorry guys for the barely seen partially nude goat. Getting risque over here!!! #tubby art #shak's doc&jimmy thoughts #realizing now maybe this looks like Doc is way too huge but just in case - Jimmy's sitting! #or kneeling or whatever. I had the image of that last drawing in my head #will be more ren and doc too in the future absolutely. I cannot escape

[creaturevoiddweller]

I am trying to get back into rainworld STOP IT COOKIE RUN DO NOT GIVE ME STUPID EVIL TWINK JESTER MEN TO DRAW

#cookie run #cookierun kingdom #shadow milk cookie #FUCK OFF OH MY GOD STUPID LONG HAIRED MAN #EXPLODES HIM WITH MY MIND #his evil whimsy has ensnared me #i cannot fucking escape

[magnolia-sunrise]

what have you gotten yourself into, lover mine?

~

my homage to the history of homoerotic depictions of St. Sebastian, featuring none other than Bastien <3 this piece is inspired specifically by depictions from Guido Reni and Roberto Ferri, as well as James Clifton's paper on "The Erotics of the Axillary Pose"

#painting #original characters #illustration #queer art #st sebastian #artists on tumblr #art #bastien #happy bastien bednesday??? #wolfgangs influence is there if you look so yknow. it counts #my man cannot escape the fire symbolism ever #hes made one single good decision after a lifetime of failure now hes all happy and smug about it #getting back at religious trauma by stealing their imagery and art styles #ahh i worked on this for a good while i hope you enjoy as much as i enjoyed painting it <3

[hayaku14]

me: percy jackson has done so much already, literally saved the world TWICE, he deserves rest

rick: new percy book aaay

me:

#pjo #percy jackson #im a prisoner of this man #i cannot escape #I NEED TO SEE MY BOY 😔 #pjo prattles #chalice of the gods

[sendmyresignation]

i truly think nearly every my chem song has more than one meaning (this is true of most things) but also that many of those meanings are contradictions and thats the point because that's the heart of my chemical romance: an enterprise which is both fake shrouded costumed performed and also the most genuine thing on planet earth

#this is to say wttbp was born to be the anthem which is itself selfaware of the fact its not enough n also somehow the most important thing #like you have to have the dualities of death and grief in your mind i think to grasp that. #and that the anthem cannot full explain all of it but man. the world will never take my heart. #you dont have lines like that in a song commited to complete subversion #bc my chem have never been a band with flights of detatched 90s irony or cynicism. even at their most bleak. yknow. #like not to be too stark about it. but this is a song about death by someone whose witnessed death #by someone whose experienced deep personal grief #and by someone whose been honest about viewing death as an escape. at one point. #and all those threads are important... the idea of death as something which can feel like propaganda...... #anyway wttbp song of all time #my posts

[skitskatdacat63]

So handsome....but also: obligatory scooter pic

#one day by the end of this ssn i will makw a comp of his scooter #every damn race i cannot escape it #so proud of the old man!!! p3 man im so happy #handsome in these pics god. #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2024 chinese gp

[sexystevebuscemi]

you guys DO know that there are trans men over 5'2" and 90lbs, right..... right??

#sometimes it feels like this website sees a waify cis man and screams TRANS REP #sorry i cannot and have never related to smallness in any form ive always been a lumbering beast #even as a man i cant escape the isolation of being Huge and Disgusting lmfao #personal

[sholmeser]

(in the tone of voice of someone who takes everything way too seriously) i think that akane and sigma kissed like one time and it was because they were both kind of drunk and laughing while trying to enjoy themselves for once and then because sigma is literally just fucking dumb he leans over and plants one on her and she just kind of sits there like Ummmm okay. and doesn’t really do anything. and then he sees she’s uncomfortable and says im so sorry and he kind of starts crying because he’ll never have his diana back, not her flesh and blood, and she’s numb and she will never see junpei again and no matter how hard either of them try, they will never be good enough for each other. they can never give the other what they want and they will waste away, like diana did, like junpei will. always alone. i really was gonna try and make this post funny i swear but i just can’t like i am sad. they make me sad .

#sigma klim #akane kurashiki #like yeah theyre bffs but it must get lonely being the man on the moon….. #i have so many thoughts about the way that they feel about each other but i just cannot articulate any of them #theyre platonic married theyre divorced theyre each others coping mechanism theyre each others closest friend they #dont understand each other at all they wish who they sacrificed their lives for the world they wish #who they really wanted was around. but you’ll have to do. #GUUUUUUUHHHHHH #zero escape #virtue’s last reward

[rookflower]

i like crowpool as a narrative setpiece (less because of what it is and more because of what it sets up) and there's no issue if you are a fan, but i'm honestly confused by HOW many people are genuinely actively invested in it as a romance or make aus where it went well, because out of all the bland forbidden romances in warriors i think that is the one where they have the leeeast chemistry? and where the utter failure of it is the most interesting part?

#i dont DESPISEEE crowfeather (at least not as much as some of yous do) but i cannot picture that man in a healthy long term relationship #and my ire towards him grows each day #i was saying this on twt a while back but im personally a fan of the hc/interpretation that neither of those guys actually 'loved' eachothe #with leaf projecting her need to escape from the imprisonment of medcathood onto crow (and maybe comphet) #and crow projecting his lost love from feathertail he wants to feel again onto leaf rather than truly seeing her as a new person #but it's obviously the biggest landmark in terms of leafpool's character arc and like a dozen other characters by extension #and i think it loses most of the drama when just viewed as the nice ideallic romance that tnp leafpool and crowfeather did view it as