#i contain the energy

[unfeelingmyself]

happy bday @uraganos

ily✨

#me #my bae #happy bday #love u #tumblr girls #i contain the energy #of 3000 tumblr accounts #omighty

[thecryptidart1st]

So here's my little au idea thing that could fit into your Alive au: We have Michael & Sammy as Gregory's dads', so what if Cassie & Gregory are cousins & Evan is Cassie's dad?

OKAY SO I LOVE THIS????

NGL THE PLAN I HAD IN MIND WAS THAT CASSIE WOULD'VE BEEN STILL PART OF THE ALIVE AU'S EMILY-AFTON-FITZGERALD FAMILY.

BUT THIS????

IT FITS WAAAAAAAAY BETTER, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I HAVE ELIZABETH BEING THE MOTHER OF VANESSA IN THE ALIVE AU

SO NOW ALL THE AFTON KIDS HAVE KIDS AND IT SHOWS HOW EACH OF THEM TREAT THEIR KIDS AFTER BEING RAISED BY WILLIAM

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #soldered wires #soldered wires au #alive au #michael afton #sammy emily #jeremy fitzgerald #gregory emily afton #evan afton #crying child #fnaf cassie #elizabeth afton #fnaf vanessa #i can literally see evan asking mike to babysit cassie frequently bc he has like 3 jobs to support her #elizabeth girlbossed her way to single parenthood #greg needs 3 dads to contain his gremlin energy #every afton grandkid calls william peepaw and he HATES IT #just gonna casually steal this idea lol jk #answering asks

[papa-evershed]

RJC behind the scenes of FTWS S1

#robert james-collier #rob james-collier #robert james collier #rob james collier #saul silva #fate: the winx saga #ftws #mine #i'm ✨ e x c e s s i v e ✨ #belly #shout out to my brain for choosing him #shout out to him for existing #the dad energy can not be contained

[sleeplesssmoll]

Reverse 1999 HCs: The Kitchen

I mentioned these in passing, but I finally added them in post with more detail. Feel free to add your HCs to the buffet! Word count is 960ish so you know what you're getting into if you continue down this path of madness.

Apple tends to stay out of the kitchen unless he's looking for wine. He doesn't want to be mistaken for a tasty snack.

Regulus is banned from the kitchen but barges in anyway as the "official taste tester". She also steals from people's plates if they're left unguarded, unless it's Sotheby's. She is an exception. Vertin gets the worst of it where Regulus might lean over her shoulder and chomp down on her spoonful of food. This is the tax for sharing her premium snacks with Vertin.

As for the snack sharing, one time Regulus caught Vertin eating uncooked noodles with the seasoning packet sprinkled on top like chips as a snack. Ever since then, she gave Vertin free access to the stash of snacks in her room. There's always potato chips and Dr. Papper available to her friend.

Vertin stills occasionally eats noodles like chips because Madam Z used to do it when they were traveling together. When Smoltin caught her red-handed, Madam Z advised her not to be like her and to eat her celery sticks instead. They both knew that wasn't going to happen.

Sotheby is allowed use the kitchen with supervision. There needs to be someone there to give their opinion on her creative choices (stop her from accidentally poisoning someone).

Druvis is the head chef and Sonetto is her apprentice that does everything by the book due to her upbringing in the Foundation. For example, if they don't have the right ingredients, Sonetto believes they can't make the dish anymore. However, Druvis will teach her how to substitute things and improvise.

Sonetto is a great cook, but she operates like a robot that needs to be updated with new ideas from a programmer. All the knowledge is there, but she struggle to make her own conclusions. (This is something we see her struggle with in game but I applied it to cooking lol)

The Horror Trio have no interest in cooking, only eating. Although, Jessica and her Critter friends harvest things from the garden so Druvis can supervise/mentor in the kitchen.

Vertin can't cook per say, but she can throw together very basic meals a child could do (eggs, bacon, toast, grilled cheese, simple stuff). However, her specialty is eggs. She can cook an egg in every way possible thanks to Madam Z. The scientist told her if she learns to cook anything, let it be an egg. They're easy to cook, versatile, and a good source of protein. This is an HC but I can hear her explaining egg supremacy to Vertin. Fun fact: Eggs are a staple food in China and many Asian countries. Eat an egg for Madam Z everyone.

Vertin's also handy with a knife since it's all about technique and she's good with her hands. Before her crew, she probably ate a lot of sandwiches, Foundation MREs, and instant food (with eggs on the side).

However, one day Druvis witnessed hot bacon grease pitch onto Vertin's arm. Vertin flinched at first but continued flipping her bacon, saying, "It happens sometimes." Druvis damn near threw Vertin in the sink in her rush to run cold water over it. They didn't notice how serious Vertin's disregard for injuries were due to the lack of scars and reactions from her. Vertin doesn’t understand since it'll go away with a healing potion. This breaks Druvis's heart because even if it's healed, Vertin's putting herself through unnecessary pain since she's used to getting hurt.

That was the last time Vertin was allowed to touch a frying pan (rip her beloved eggs as collateral), but they still let her use the knife since she's adept with it. Also Vertin wants to help them because it's a way for her to spend more time with them. They couldn't chase her away after she admitted that.

There is another advantage to letting the Timekeeper help sometimes; Vertin's the only one who doesn't cry rivers when she cuts an onion. Sonetto and Sotheby are a mess when they try. Pupnetto has a sensitive nose and Sotheby is baby. Druvis keeps her deadpan face but tears will prick at her eyes.

Vertin didn't always eat her veggies as a kid and Madam Z wasn't sure how to make her eat them. It's actually Tooth Fairy who found a way to make fruits and veggies fun. Vertin now does the same for her Suitcase Family.

Imagine an elegant, celebratory dinner set up by Druvis, Sonetto, and Sotheby after a particularly tough mission. What did Vertin contribute with her knife? Sandwiches? Salads? Nope. It's this:

Fruits and veggies decorated as little critters! It's how Tooth Fairy advised Madam Z to prepare them so Smoltin would eat them. As a kid she loved it. Vertin is creative so there are many variations (she's the opposite of Sonetto who's highly skilled but lacks creativity).

They're a hit with her crew too. Even Blonney, who normally acts like a moody teenager when it comes to her true feelings, finds them adorable. After seeing the way Jessica's eyes lit up from the little display, she was inspired to try and learn too. In secret, of course.

Horropedia said they were neat, but listed a terrifying bunch of ideas for Vertin's next fruit/veggie display: monsters, eyeball, tentacles, severed fingers, a dipping sauce that looks like slime or blood...

Bonus:

Regulus: Vertin! What are you doing?

Vertin: I'm making cheese toasties (grilled cheese). Don't worry, there's no way I can burn myself.

Regulus: You're dealing with hot melted cheese. On a scale of 1 to 10, how angry do you think Sonetto and Druvis would be if I called them right now?

Vertin: ...Would you like one too?

Regulus: Cut diagonally, no crust. Thanks ❤️

#reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 hc #suitcase fam #this is me being self indulgent #also the idea of madam z having small traces of gremlin energy #that only tooth fairy and smoltin know about #is important to my mental health #the gif hits different after writing this #i should just write the damn fics lol #this post contains egg propaganda

[moneyisthebestlawyerinh3ll]

I’ve cracked the code on making study guides

#finals are next week and I will remember that germa requires energy responds to stimuli maintains homeonstasis reproduces?? contains dna is #composed of cells and adapts /evolves #(help I’ve lost it #black butler #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji fandom #vincent phantomhive #jermaposting #jermacore #jerma985 #jerma

[herbgerblin]

Mayhaps can draw my personal favourite starstruck duo: droids & 'roids (sid and barry)

OR

Orororororor i just had another idea: barry² i.e. barry bluejeans and barry syx

I went with sydney and barry because the conversation i can imagine the barrys having about clones would become very, very long (but also hilarious)

ID: Digital art of Sundry Sidney and Big Barry Syx. Sidney is an android with pale skin and long red hair up in a ponytail. She is wearing a pink and white 1950's waitress diner style outfit. She has one humanoid eye, and one cybernetic. Barry is a clone of a human man. He has pale skin, shoulder-length brown hair, and brown stubble. He is wearing big black sunglass and black power armor with "06" on the chest and shoulders. Sidney places a comforting a hand on Barry's shoulder and says, "I'll try to keep ribbing you, you stupid fuck." Barry, tears welling up in his eyes, replies, "Haha! Fucking hilarious, Barry!"

#dimension 20 #i like that murph and emily play characters that are fully platonic #but sometimes the married energy escapes containment and this is one of those times lol #a starstruck odyssey #sundry sidney #big barry syx

[lotus-duckies]

2012 really understands me and my everpresent need for gross feral turtles biting and hissing at each other

#if i had a nickel for every time the turtles turned evil and spread an evil virus thing i'd have at least 3 #it's the way leo's feral posessed energy is barely contained by his mortal body #ough #leonardo hamato #raphael hamato #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Why do we recycle pill bottles? I feel like it’d be really easy for them to collect used pill bottles when you come back for prescription refills so they could be cleaned and reused. I mean that also applies to pretty much everything, but pill bottles feel especially egregious to me because you use them for a few weeks to carry a handful of pills that don’t even leave residue or anything in the bottle and they’re usually in almost perfect condition post use. I know medical things have higher standards of sanitation and everything but it’s not that hard to clean them I feel like.

#this thought is the first pebble of an avalanche of thoughts about how reusable containers could be worked into our systems #and I don’t have the energy to think about that without getting mad rn. and I don’t have time to be mad

[amazingdeadfish]

Self indulgent LMK X Kirby AU thought process but it's just Macaque and Mayor because I have favourites.

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #lmk macaque #monkie kid macaque #mildy weird rambles in the text #the thing with Daroach is that the guy is a theif and is a really swagger cool guy- #except for the fact that the rat almost gets himself killed over a treasure chest containing dark matter #but Macaque being a theif like Daroach is too silly for me to not like that idea #but then again Macaque is very edgy and mysterious like Meta Knight #don't get me started on Mayor in this AU #originally I thought the dude would be like suisie haltman or something #they both give off very devoted to their 'bosses' and very uncanny energy #and then I remembered taranza exists and it all clicked into place #if you do not know Queen Sectonia is the antagonist of Kirby Tripple Delux and she dies #but before that the was a good queen but she was courupted and as a result became evil #and taranza was basically her second in command and was in love with her and aided her in her attempt to conquer Dreamland #but in the end Taranza realises that Queen Sectiona is not the one he fell in love with anymore and he helps Kirby defeat her #so its really sad haha and it just reminds me of Mayor's devotion to LBD #and then of course Taranza has the whole Puppeteer theme which I think would be very ironic and funny for Mayor #I have more ideas for this AU so I might post some more about it in the future

[serenescribe]

I'm happy that the reverse containment breach au was received well! So I figured why not give the people a taste of the original reverse CB? (or maybe to them its reverse reverse CB? lol) Subject Lilia cannot sleep due to horrible substitutions to his usual diet and so- in a fit of desperation one night- uses what little power he has to force whoever is on night watch to come to his enclosure. However... he won't believe who wanders in ;)

[✐] ficlet frenzy

When the door slides open, Lilia licks his lips, his trademark grin splitting his face. The remnants of his lingering powers had worked, just enough strength left to coax whichever poor soul was on the night shift to open the door and step inside. Now, all they have to do is come on over and allow Lilia to feed from them, granting him enough strength to break out of here and find his—

Lilia looks up, and immediately freezes.

“Little one,” he breathes, the nickname tumbling from his tongue at once.

Silver stands in the doorway, swaying slightly, one hand wrapped around the jamb. His eyes are glazed over, dulled under the thrall of Lilia’s influence. For what feels like an eternity, Lilia merely stares, his eyes blown wide, and it isn’t until Silver begins to stagger over that he snaps out of his stupor.

“Come, come,” he coaxes, and his dearest boy does. Silver stumbles over, drops to his knees — oh, how much taller he is! How long has it been since Lilia last saw his beloved child? Not since he was eleven cycles, not since that fateful day, and, at Lilia’s wave of a hand, Silver collapses into his lap. There, he lays limply, eyes fluttering the slightest bit as Lilia rakes his blunted nails through his hair — and Lilia cannot help the way his face contorts at the sight of platinum blond locks, the lingering bits of silver only evident in the tips of his son’s hair. Silver has not had his father’s blood in him for a long time — long enough that his natural roots have come in, and it only serves to make Lilia recoil at the knowledge that they have been separated for far too long.

Well, he thinks, as he raises his other hand to his mouth, baring his fangs. That will simply have to be fixed.

With his sharp teeth, Lilia slices a jagged cut right down his palm. Candy red blood oozes out, thick like honey, and Lilia wrinkles his nose at it. His blood has taken on a thicker viscosity, it seems; being deprived of his natural food sources will do that to him. Still, he cannot afford to be picky. As he presses his palm towards Silver, he urges him to drink — and Silver, obedient and compliant under Lilia’s shaky hold, obliges.

As Silver laps at the blood and it enters his system…

A shudder ripples right through Lilia, a dormant sense stirring awake.

It has been so long since he’s been able to sense this — their emotional bond, forged anew, Lilia able to sense every little bit of emotion that his dearest child feels. It settles within his chest like a second heart, their souls intertwined, and Lilia cannot help but preen at the sight of silver streaks running through blond hair, his natural colour returning to its rightful place.

And as for what Lilia is able to see, parsing through hazy memories and scattered emotions…

“Oh, little one,” he murmurs, leaning over Silver and pulling him closer, wrapping his arms around his dearest child — no longer young, but forever his. “What have they put you through? You should never have gone through such dismal suffering.”

He stops and closes his eyes, taking a deep breath. “But you are here now,” Lilia says, a certainty entering his words. “And here you will stay.

“Your father shall not let them separate us again.”

#my writing tag #tumblr drabbles tag #ficlet frenzy #twst #twisted wonderland #twst fanfiction #twst writing #containment breach au #lilia vanrouge #twst silver #target audience: olive and i #this will make sense someday when i have the energy to beta olive's cbau fic #SHIT I FORGOT TO TAG FOR TWST SPOILERS ON THE HAIR #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland spoilers #twst ch7 #SORRY GUYS IM JUST TAKING PRECAUTIONS

[snackugaki]

soft apocalypse 5 ...the beach episode

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soft apocalypse 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

soft apocalypse extras 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 

#shout out to chondrichthyes nuts #good news is it wasn't burn out! #just entering a fallow period! #problem being the art wasn't arting #but the horrid little goblin energy was still there #so i expelled it #i'm so sorry iykyk #soft apocalypse's entire premise is based on #that one post #that went like #'it's important the love was there' #god this shit is supposed to be 1 page of fluff #but beach episodes cannot be contained ig #*throws this*

[receding-tides]

where do the splatoon writers hang out i need to be autistic with them

#i will post like art or something eventually i swear. ive been doing a lot of video/comm stuff recently ghdkgdf (not splatoon sadly) #and also writing. i went through 16000 words in a week recently bcs i got to the part of the fic thats been rotating in my mind for a year #btw if you have a splatoon fic (or multiple) and its not like M+ Rated you should link it. if tumblr allows that (in the replies?? idk) #i havent read many other ones recently i want to look at words that arent mine #canon characters or ocs if it contains words it counts #no idea if this post is serious (besides asking for fics) but i do miss the energy of hanging out and writing with a bunch of people

[mens-rights-activia]

12 year old me casually walking out of Walmart with 5 lipglosses, 2 packs of gum, and a Pokémon ruby cartridge stuffed under my armpits

#meme #ahdjekskdk haveniou heard about this piece of news ??? it’s wild #they were formerly on the Biden administration energy team #but then they were let go because they were caught stealing airport luggage #and recently this Tanzanian fashion designer made a thread on twitter talking about them not only stealing her luggage #which contained her clothing designs but they also are photographed in it in multiple images #it’s such a funny crime to me I’m sorry #they them pronouns because they’re nonbinary #obviously right wingers are using this to be transphobic and awful #but I do think the whole thing is wild and pretty funny idk what an obscure crime #and they’re not trying to hide it

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Finally testing what tumblr will let me post--

I might write a fic for context some day bc this is a thought that has been absolutely Rotting my brain for ages asdhdhz I just think,, as long as you pick it out for him (and it wouldn't cause Actual public embarrassment) he'd wear anything..

#obey me smut #obey me fanart #obey me lucifer #nsft #my art #Lucifer #i just think #you kind of half jokingly get him something #and suggest he wear it under his uniform #and obviously he gives off the energy that there's no way in hell he'd be doing that #but then the next morning you make eye contact at breakfast #and he very very minutely reacts #and you just Know-- #and ofc then accost the poor man in a hallway or something to check sfjzfjdjg #this was just one of many instances in which i sketched this but I actually colored it this time so it's allowed to breech containment #thinking out loud

[ghost-inthe-hall]

Ummmmmmm exCUSE ME 🥺🥺

#how?? #seriously #how do they manage themselves?? #how can you contain this kind of energy #its like looking at the fucking sun #sinners #they are all the way sinning and i am here for it #is his head really on vessels thigh like that tho??? #jfc #get a room #preferably my room pls #sleep token #vessel #iii

[riacte]

Just pasted all my precure au posts in a doc and it's like 7.7k words... it's a great AU though and I am looking at it 👀

#ria.txt #precure au #but tbh i dont have enough brain energy for the main plot / villain stuff... just kinda want the slice of life funny bits #help im being like hirogaru sky #if i do end up posting precure au fic on ao3 it would be a series not a multichap work. like the 'episodes' are contained in the same serie #mostly bc i do not have the commitment lol... i cannot do 50 chapters...