#i don’t think this is normal

[kafrinsworld]

quite literally,,,,how i look at cassandra dimitrescu whenever i play resident lover. i have a problem. an addiction….

#resident lover #cassandra dimitrescu #someonepleasehelpme #i don’t think this is normal

[h0e4fictionalme-n]

Little miss will read smut for breakfast lunch and diner

#eddie munson #steve harrington #smut #little miss memes #austin butler elvis #im mentally unwell #i don’t think it’s a joke anymore #i don’t think this is normal #theodore nott #steve rogers #peter parker #pietro maximoff #robin buckley #please I can’t stop #i love men and women too much #nacy wheeler #percy jackson #gareth emerson

[kalosprotector]

Can Squirtle usually be found in the wild??

#I found one and huh weird #i don’t think this is normal #pokeblog #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon irl

[faolanmoon]

What da Garchomp doin?

#shitpost #garchomp #miraidon #pokemon #pokémon violet #i don’t think this is normal #don’t think it’s a glitch either #I’ve never actually had scarlet or violet crack #nor got any not worthy glitches #only the ground forgetting to load in battle at certain camera angles

[campcrow2]

Y’all ever lay in bed and all of a sudden feel like gravity is getting heavier for you?

#I don’t think this is normal #and I don’t think it’s depression #but it feels like some external force is pressing me down #but like MORE

[lillianforest22]

You know a lot of autism test are like.

“Do you get obsessed with number like phone numbers or licens plates”

No but I am 5’ 6” and that means Wilbur soot is 1 foot taller than me wich mean he is a foot and 6 inches taller than Bee. And ranboo is 6’8” wich means they are a foot and a half and two inches taller than my best friend. Wich means my best friend is 5 foot. Wich mean I am 6 inches taller than my best friend.

Does this count idk.

#this was how I learned my best friends hight #adhd #audhd #autistic #ranboo #wilbur soot #I don’t think this is normal

[blbearlove]

Leg muscles been twitching randomly lately (probably because I’m sitting at the desk all day without stretching) and every time I feel that twitch my brain either went: “yeah yes hi kitty welcome back :)” or “well there goes the possession freak who is obsessed with me and still trying”

#I don’t think this is normal #honestly couldn’t be bothered

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭 #for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films. #NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

[waffled-iron]

I really want to eat asbestos

#very genuinely #is something wrong with me #I don’t think this is normal #also drink bromine and/or tea made from oleander #mostly the last one is bc I’m curious to how that would be #I think I wanna eat them because I really like them so like a toddler I gotta put it in my mouth #I like them because the fascinate me and they fascinate me because I’m a nerd ass bitch who loves science too much #bjy. yummy asbestos 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 #do you understand

[buggachat]

something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it? #what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste? #because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something #and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL #do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down #if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself #hope you enjoy

[this-aint-massachusetts]

bro

Bro when i say “i love you so much i want you to eat me” I don’t mean sex, i mean cut me open and tear apart my rips till you reach my heart and you can devour me like I was made for. Let me be apart of you, swallow down every bit of me til I’m gone and just a lump of flesh in your stomach.

#Is it normal I find cannibalism a form of love #Like yeah babe my organs are just lil snackies for you to munch on #I don’t think this is normal #i think i need therapy

[feyburner]

Concept: The Gotham Citizen app has a forum for posting candid photos of vigilantes and there’s an ongoing phenomenon where photos of Tim are impossibly gorgeous no matter the angle and photos of Dick (one of the most beautiful people in the entire world) look like when you take high-speed photos of Olympic athletes mid-sport

#you’d think it would be the other way round. but no #the day this news hits the groupchat is a day from which dickie never fully recovers #meanwhile everyone else is like oh i’m sooooo sorry there’s one single genre of photo where you don’t look like god personally carved you. #how’s it feel being NORMAL #meanwhile-meanwhile tim’s like . is that actually what i look like . and steph’s like ilu but not rly tbh #dc #droring #tim drake #dick grayson

[enderspawn]

unfortunately dnd podcasts have already peaked, specifically in 2015 when griffin mcelroy named an npc “garfield the deals warlock” but forgot to describe how he looked in the slightest so the entire collective fandom decided it was just straight up garfield the orange cat

#having a normal one abt garfield the deals warlock today lads #og post #taz #to be fair I don’t think Garfield ever technically got a Formal Description either way but. he’s just the lasagna cat #but like. fucked up and evil now. #hit tweets

[giyuforlife]

Is this normal?

Im a growing child,ok?

#I don’t think this is normal #is this normal #uh #I'm still growing!

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness. #not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like. #a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why… #but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it #and now HAN is used to this #and leia does not care #but boba fett is doing the 😧 #and i just think that’s funny. #all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit. #like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment #or from being around lots of normal people. #so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude. #star wars #original trilogy #ot #star wars original trilogy #luke skywalker #bobaluke #dinluke #the mandalorian #boba fett #din djarin

[sncwbaz]

so, watched ep 1 of the atla live action and uhm, imagine not wanting one of your main characters to depict sexism because you believe it doesn’t read well in Current Times, so instead you double down on the character’s obsession towards leadership in order to give him that extra edge. but in order to make that work u have to make his sister quietly obedient instead of an outspoken leading presence that has the potential to overshadow him. because silencing a female character in order to write out a male character’s story arc of unlearning sexism is obviously a better and less sexist outcome.

#also the show made kyoshi say the opening of the show instead of katara cos apparently they’re obsessed with robbing katara of her voice #she’s literally just an entire different character and i cannot think of why except to make sokka look like a more prominent leader #which also goes entirely against sokka’s character trait of consistently feeling powerless #i don’t normally vent post about stuff like this but i’m just so baffled by this #atla #anna rambles #avatar the last airbender