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drppeppr · 2 years
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@confidentandgood and why she sooo drawable? hm?
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kumomist · 1 month
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been in a dcu/white collar kick lately so im rewatching wc and. i remember why i dropped this but also im seeing a lot more of the gay now
#txt#watching white collar#peter/neal/el hello??????#it was there at the beginning and then it kinda backslided#also kinda misogynist and racist/xenophobic??#i did not realize diana was canon gay. feeling secondhand embarassment for baby me why were you so dumb#white collar is the tragedy of neal having the concept of black/white morality constantly shoved in his face#peter is kinda preachy but he cares about neal#kate was manipulative and i hate they dont let neal acknowledgibg it for himself#the back and forth on the black/white morality is sooo annoying#neal wants to get revenge ok yeah hedging in your own codes for revenge can fuck you up#neal going behind peter’s back to protect treasure he didnt even steal??? no#like we got that little scene of mozzie and neal fighting but ughdhdj not enough betrayal#we couldve gotten a lot more fucked up feelings from that#neal feeling betrayed by peter’s actually valid accusation#peter feeling betrayed and doubling down on actually innocent neal#mozzie who is the cause and should respect neal’s decision if he wants to stay#lowkey think neal should be 500x more angry at moz for burning his original art#the treasure cam was so stupid why are you leaving definitive proof that you have the treasure in your room why#the weirdest part is recognizing actors. that is nate fords dad why is he here. why is he el’s dad. why is he a psychiatrist#note tho in case im wrong but i pretty sure im kindof face blind. i only started recognizing people from my classes this quarter#<person who takes a restrictive major that has a strict course schedule of courses that are only open to that major
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silverliningspidey · 3 days
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dead poets?? cooking?? headcanons? (is this anything)
charlie can make a solid few meals and hes not bad at cooking but hes a fiend for not washing up after himself and the mountain of dirty dishes he leaves behind annoys everyone so much that they just let him off cooking duties indefinitely (was it his plan all along? whose to say)
todd can cook but he lacks any confidence in his ability so the whole process is a big headache. he follows the recipe and measurements to a t, and he HATES the “pinch of” “good amount” measurements like PLEASE GIVE IT TO HIM IN NUMBERS PLEASE
knox can cook pretty well and he wears those dumb kiss the chef aprons all the time. he definitely spent time when he was smaller cooking with his mom in the kitchen and when he whips out those family recipes?! OMNOMNOM SO GOOD!!
neil can cook and he generally really likes it! he just enjoys caring for people, hes up for trying to make any new dish and hes the exact cook that stresses todd out so bad he measures ingredients with what feels right and just goes from there. he feels the quantities in his soul. needs someone in the kitchen with him so they can have a yap, (usually todd) but sometimes he’ll get so caught up in a conversation that he’ll forget about something that he has on and burn it (oops)
pittsie is great at cooking but he has NOBODY IN THE KITCHEN W HIM! chef at WORK!! i feel he gets up p early aswell so if ur in the kitchen in the morning and he’s there you might luck into some divine scrambled eggs. hes a humble chef everyone loves when he cooks and hes always like “yeah yeah no problem” but hes secretly so delighted. hes also so anti store bought things that are really easy to make like guacamole. he goes on RANTS because seriously it takes three minutes to make a decent guac and ur buying this?!? for like double the price and half the goodness? are u INSANE? (charlie is a repeat offender)
meeks can cook alright! he has like three dishes that he throws on and theyre nothing special but hey its easy and nice. fiend for a one pot dish he despises dishwashing like god forbid he has to wash one extra pot. he buys those precut onions and stuff because he’s usually like oh shit i have to make dinner! and then throws it on within ten minutes (plus having to wash another knife and CHOPPING BOARD?!?)
cam is a little horrendous at cooking bless him. he just makes like smeh food. nothing wrong about it. but theres nothing RIGHT about it either. he makes up for it in his crazily fantastic baking skills. BUT HE NEVER BAKES bc its effort and everyone is always begging him to put on cookies or something bc theyre always heavenly he just KNOWS how to do it right. hes always a little like FINE HERE TAKE THEM GEEZ but you know hes chuffed with his skills, won several baking competitions when he was smaller.
extra bits:
todd anxiously stares at everyone when theyre eating any food hes made to make sure they actually like it and arent just being nice because they dont HAVE to eat it he doesnt mind seriously oh god its horrible isnt it why didn’t anyone just tell me im so sor-
charlie is obsessed w camerons baking and it KILLS HIM to ask cam to bake something but sometimes u have to set aside ur pride
meeks and pitts early risers real. i feel todd and cam are also up early sometimes
knox loves the idea of having fresh herbs but hes bad at keeping plants so its mostly charlie tending them, he has experience from being around his familys gardener when he was small
neil is go to for what something needs more of. he has a good sense of what a dish is missing and pitts will tolerate him helping with his cooking, plus neil is a great sous chef he’s so eager let him help please
they all try to eat together as often as possible, like a mini society meeting every time. and if they cant all eat together its rare that anyone will eat alone, usually one of em will pop their heads round a door and ask if anyone else is hungry and together they all keep eachother well :)
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inahallucination · 1 year
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anyway since ive been doing finals recently
the poets during finals:
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charlie:
“wait... we have finals?????????”
has no concept of time but in a sexy way so he’s genuinely lost how they went from fall to finals week so fast
he’s at every study session with the poets, but he’s not studying he just likes his friends
when someone asks why he’s not studying (cam) he says “if it’s meant to be; it’ll be” and does not elaborate
pretty chill; just hanging with his friends no care in the world
uses ‘it’s finals season’ to get out of other responsibilities
alternates between being an annoying distraction or a much need distraction
“aww toddy... dont cry look at how neil looks in his glasses”
“pitts if they don’t pass you; we’ll go burn down all their houses”
“cam please.. i may not look like im studying but im observing ur guys’ studying like a sponge”
always there to cheer up all the other poets <3
also always there to irritate all the other poets <3
passes by pure luck
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meeks:
does not study but comes to every study session like charlie but unlike charlie he passes every exam with ease
little genius bastard
at some point in his life he’d say “yeah im so gonna fail!!” or “haha i totally bombed that” despite feeling fairly confident he’d pass to not feel awkward in a group of people also saying that
but now he just says “yeah i dont need to study” and moves on
as he should
helps his friends <33
it’s just another week for him but with more time spent with his besties
carries tissues around for when his friends break down again
“okay guys, get ready we’re gonna cram this entire unit into an hour”
very relaxed but follows camerons strict schedule for tutoring
looks over the others’ work with fun pens and stickers
literally just best boy
has bets going on over which poet will break down first; give up first; etc
gets the highest grades
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pitts:
“i’m gonna fail”
“oh my god i didn’t learn anything”
thinks he didn’t learn anything and regrets not studying more throughout the year even though he studied very much throughout the year and even asked his bestie to help him
he just has exam anxiety
exams make him really nervous and he knows this
throughout the year he puts in a lot of effort to make sure if he gets a low score on the exam he wont fail
he’s literally trying his best but feels like he should be doing better
curled up under the table for a quick crying break
after finals are over he pops back like nothing ever happened
has all the knowledge but exams make him nervous so he doesn’t do as well as he could
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cameron:
has been studying since summer
“i got this”
“i do NOT got this i’m a failure”
“charlie why aren’t you studying”
“pitts stop crying”
he alternates between being hella confident to feeling like he’s failed all his ancestors
it’s a tough week
he has a color coded studying schedule and WILL break down in tears if he goes off it
he copes by nagging other people
he spends the study sessions studying and making sure the poets are all also studying
he for absolutely no reason carries the weight of his own finals on his shoulders and also all of his friends
if they fail he has failed them and no amount of poets reassurance will change that
“knox you pig stop being horny and study”
“todd, todd you’ll be okay... please dont cry”
“neil... neil are you okay?”
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knox:
“wait.. we have finals again???”
like charlie the finals take him by surprise unlike charlie it’s because he forgets they have to do that every year
opens his notes confident - he’s been taking notes a lot
looks through them only to realize that those quick moments he tuned out and thought about the girl of his dreams <333 all added up and he’s missing a lot of content
additionally his notes are filled with half done love poems and doodles
it takes a lot of effort for him to study cuz he keeps on thinking about his dream girl <3
after an insane amount of effort on meeks and cameron (and the other poets) parts he manages to gain a decent understanding of his classes
does he pass? idk
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neil:
“i did so bad; i just know it. okay im gonna calculate the lowest grade i can get on the final and still pass this class. i shouldve done more omg”
“haha guys i got a 105 :D how? idk there weren’t bonus points offered i just got it”
the weight of his father’s expectations crushes him day by day
if not for his father he would be like pretty normal about this but damn the daddy issues 
anyway
he’s studying day and night 
he gets distracted really easy but his poets <3 his best friends <3 are there for him every step of the way 
topics he has trouble with - he needs something to associate them with
like either he gets it on the first day or he needs to mentally link whatever the section is to something he knows already to remember
he remembers math functions to the tune of his favorite songs
he doesn’t need help in english, he’s pretty good at it; but he still asks todd to help him <3
his notes are filled with doodles and references just as he likes it
NEEDS BACKGROUND NOISE - music that he knows well enough to not be distracted by the new lyrics - but not so well he’ll wanna sing along - cannot be people talking and cannot be shows/movies/videos
tries to balance studying with free time but the looming pressure of his shittty dad’s shitty expectations is drowning him
gets great scores <3
his prize to motivate him was kisses from todd
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todd:
oh boy this ball of anxiety and sadness
honestly, it’s not the tests that get todd - it’s the final projects
he curses every teacher who decides to make their class ‘easy and fun’ by giving them a big ass project during finals
panics and panics more until he final takes a deep breath - or is forced to take a deep breath via his friends - and writes down everything he has to do and all the due dates and all the different aspects so he has a sense of accomplishment after achieving anything
pitts and todd crying sessions
his only source of comfort is the poets
has to be reminded to eat and drink but somehow always remembers to remind neil to eat and drink
the poets all ask him to help with english - even the ones who don’t need help just because it’ll take todd’s mind off his own stuff for a hot second
rewards neil for studying by kisses but rewards dont work on himself so-
todd: *sobbing*
todd: *stops* wait neil you finished another session ?? good job!! *kiss*
todd: *resumes sobbing*
passes but at what cost
feels no accomplishment at finishing/passing because he knows it wont be enough for his parents
until of course the poets take each other out on celebratory dates <33 and then he feels great
neil and todd celebrate together alone too <333
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whaledocboi · 1 year
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“You don’t have to be happy, you know,” Lilith mentions offhand, helping Camila up. “I am beating you to a bloody pulp. You are not required to enjoy all aspects of the training.”
“I do enjoy spending time with you; the beatings, less so.”
“Good, I was beginning to worry you’re some kind of masochist.”
“She just said she enjoys spending time with you, she’s definitely a masochist,” Mary calls out in greeting. “Show me what you’ve learned, baby girl.” Mary does a combo punch and leg sweep that Camila deftly blocks and avoids. “Good! We should set you up with Beatrice, get you beat up in a whole new way.”
“Um, OK?”
“Mary always steals my most promising sparring partners and gives them to Beatrice; it was only a matter of time,” Lilith sighs.
“Shan needs you for something; less whining, more sister warrior-ing. I’ll take Camila to the range, see how she does with one eye swollen shut.”
“Thank you for the spar, Sister Lilith.”
“You’re welcome. Keep your left guard up; Mary is sneaky.”
“How dare you imply I would surprise attack her on the way to the range!”
“Would you?” Camila asks.
“Absolutely, baby girl. Let’s go!”
fuck yeah, thank you anon, im stiching these together like a frankenstein monster, please absolutely do keep it up (if this is one person. actually im not sure. doesnt matter)
its like camila saying "i enjoy spending time with you" didnt even register to lilith at first, and then after 5something minutes she's like "wait, what" (tfw someone hits on you and you only realize it a year later)
"you dont have to be happy. like seriously. dont keep smiling at me and be nice, i do not know what to do with that. no, stop, stop it immediately, because one day i'll wake up with the terrible horrible realization that i've fallen in love with you." - lilith probably
then one day mary probably will napalm her with the "wow do you have a crush on her or something with the way you talk about her all the time" and lilith is mortified because that cant be, i should find everything about this little guy unbearable and annoying and YET
camila on the other hand would just ask beatrice once like "do you think lilith hates me? i cant ever tell if she cares for what i say or wants to knock all my teeth out" and beatrice would go "im dont know what exactly she thinks of you, but she offers to help you up after sparring and she also willingly speaks to you for no apparent reason, and she hasnt done that since. forever basically."
and yippee, cam finally feels at home and less alone and surrounded by people she likes and cares for. i sure do hope nothing will happen to them.
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mysticchessecake · 2 years
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Calabash AU fanfic
(This is my first fanfic lol-Also I will be adding F! to differentiate real and fake)
What if instead of a "perfect world" . It was basically MK's nightmare?
MK woke up after an earthquake hit him. He got startled and saw that he's already late for his shift at pigsy, he scram to get ready quickly, sloppily putting his work outfit on. It was 9:02 already? As he went down, he noticed an uneasy feeling. Like it's not real. But he glossed over it worrying about work.
Mk- PIGSY Im sorry that Im late I overslept end-
Mk noticed Tang and pigsy lookin for a abit. Annoyed, mad, anyways Mk saw that the place wasn't even ready to be open! The doors were open yet not even the lights were on.
F! Pigsy- Mk. what are YOU doing here?
Mk- Uh to start my shift?
F! Pigsy- Mk. You quit to be "full time" monkie kid now. You LEFT us.
Mk- What no? When was that??
F! Tang- When you defeated DBK and sealed him and HIS family under a mountain with your staff.
Mk- Oh YEA, my staff where's is it?? -
F! Tang- Are you even listening from what I said? YOU USED YOUR STAFF
Mk- I don't remember that- I remember clones and Mei's parents and- wait wheres Mei?
F! Pigsy- Now you care about her?! You LEFT her and US for "destiny"
Mk- I-
F! Tang- Just get out Mk, we aren't in the mood to talk to you, go to your new "mentor"
Mk- Wait but whats happ-
F! Tang- OUT
Mk- o-oh
As Mk left the noodle shop he felt sad. 'Did this really happen? Why can't he remember? As he was walking away he saw Mei and Sandy! It's kinda odd because he doesn't really see Sandy in the city much. But he wanted to ask him why everything was so weird.
Mk- Mei! Sandy! Somethings happening and I dont know whats is it apparently I sealed DBk and-
He looked up to see Mei and Sandy upset. Angry, annoyed, mad.
Mk- Mei, Sandy are you oka-
F! Mei- Why are you talking to me?
Mk- W-wha-
F! Mei- You said it yourself? "Sorry I don't have time for 'good for nothing people now'"
Mk- I never said tha-
F! Mei- Now you're trying to deny it? We WERE your friends Mk. And you left us for monkie king.
Mk- Wait what do you mean I-
F! Sandy- Look Mk, just leave us alone. You wanted this.
As Mk trying to calm down, Mei and Sandy disappeared. Mk is left alone without anyone. As Mk was walking somewhere. He remembered something! He can go to Monkie king and he can tell him whats happenin- He remembered he dosent have his staff.
Then someone shows up unexpectedly. Monkie king. But its weird. Monkie king is wearing his fillet thing. But Mk couldn't focus on that, he was more surprised that Monkie king is in the city in his normal form. Mk got happy that maybe Monkie king can tell him what's happening.
Mk- Monkie king? What are you doing here? Why are you wearing your fillet? What's happen-
F! Monkie king- Sorry bud, But you can't be my successor anymore.
Back in the real world. REAL Pigsy gotten worried for Mk. It's already been 5 hours since he showed up. Mei who knows Mk wouldn't go out for that long without going home first decided to go in the secret base to look for him. So she got Pigsy, Tang, and Sandy to look for Mk. Mei got her laptop and looked for Mk cam. They were all stunned. He was talking to Monkie king? In the city? And the conversation went like this.
Mk- What?
F! Monkie king- You left your friends so quick when you sealed off DBK. Im impressed that you did it but, bud, you left your friends.
Mk- When was that I dont rem-
F! Monkie king- Just don't come back. Can't have a traitor near me.
In the REAL WORLD, Mei, Tang, Sandy and Pigsy were shocked. Mei rewind a bit and she saw the conversation with him and Mk. Then Pigsy and Tangs conversation.
Mei- Yeah this we need to save Mk from this "world"
Everyone else agreed. Mei tracked the last seen location of Mk and they went off.
They stumbled in this odd looking house, they knocked and they heard a terrible impression of a old lady saying
Old lady- May I help you?
Pigsy- Have you seen a kid with brown hair and a red bandana around?
Old lady- No sorry-
The terrible impression old lady closed the door. They all knew that they have Mk. Back at the Fake world
Mk is in his room crying. He lost his friends, his mentor, his staff, and everything. It's like the world is against him now. He wanted to rewind time and see what's happening.
In the REAL world Mk's friends busted open the odd house and saw two Demons, they call themselves the Yin and Jin. And them being the absolute idiots they are. They revealed that Mk is trapped in the calabash. Mei not taking their crap was about to beat the living. Until they revealed that they have Mk and you can't do nothing then they showed the power of the calabash .
In the Fake world! Mk is sitting depressed until he realized that he can get the staff where he found it! So he dashed through the area and she enough, he the saw the staff there. As he was walking to the staff he heard F! Mei's voice
F! Mei- Mk? Are you trying to unseal DBK? Just to get your staff back? To become Monkie kings mentor again?
Mk- I just need my staff okay? So-
F! Pigsy- Kid, you aren't serious right?
F! Tang- You are willing to hurt the city to become his MENTOR?
Mk- It's not like that I-
F! Sandy- Mk don't do this please.
Mk- I-
F! Monkie king- Bud, You aren't gonna become my student anymore, I-
He suddenly got cut off.
In the REAL world Mei is kicking Jin and Yin's asses for making Mk suffer. Tang got the calabash and said
F! Tang- Mk get the staff NOW
Mk- but what about DBK??
F! Pigsy- Its not real GET IT
As Mk ran to get the staff he suddenly felt like something was off. What if it actually happened and he just forgot. What if Pigsy and Tang were not the same? What if. He wasn't worthy?
In the REAL world. Tang and the others were thinking what's taking long. He should have just took the staff and got out right? Jin and Yin were knocked out by Mei. Then they realized that Yin and Jin made Mk extremely doubtful somehow. Then Mei got the calabash and said
F! Mei- Mk. Get the staff. It won't release DBK, I promise
As Mk suddenly come to his senses. He got the stick and pulled it out. He saw white then he saw everyone crying. They're thrilled to see him back in the real world. As Mk stood up to hug Pigsy. He asked
Mk- Are you real...?
Pigsy- Yes I am kid...
They all hugged Mk and brought him home. Mk is slightly traumatized from it but nothing he can't handle right?
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heartyearning · 6 months
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call me old fashioned but if you come to a theater show and you do any of the following: - take pictures during the performance - turn your phone on buzz instead of silent (buzzing makes sound newsflash) - text while the performance is ongoing (ESPECIALLY if you cant go an hour, NAY, TEN FUCKING MINUTES without doing so) don't be surprised if the artist (especially if you are sitting on stage and the artist is sitting among you and youre lit in a circle of like 30 people and he's Right In Front Of You holy shit) takes your phone and starts destroying it with a hammer. every single time they dont stop the play in the middle of it just to make people turn their phones in (for hammer destruction) im in awe by the self control these people have. i could not be a performer on account of i would be smashing phones left right and centre. and oh my god this guy was texting during a very emotional scene when its almost completely dark and he was just flashing his phone full force in the middle of all of that. i cant stress enough how this man was in the first row (it was in a circle but like it was still the way he had sat down he was front and centre) UNREAL. UNREAL.
sorry i was gonna leave it but you know what i cant listen if i ever run a theatre or anything of the sort i am enstating a new thing where if you buy a ticket you automatically sign over the rights of your phone (for smashing purposes) in the event that you are on it during the show. if i ever run a theatre im installing cameras pointed at the audience and a giant screen that flashes image (kiss cam style) of the culprit on their phone. we need shame to make a comeback big time. do you seriously have something thats so important you cant be away from your texts for 5 minutes but not impt enough that you stay home?
and listen if its a case of you are in the industry or trying to be in the industry and you wanna make notes a pen and paper will fucking suffice thank you very much.
and also furthermore on the topic of turning your phone to buzz its like if you forget to turn your phone off (which tbh happens too often but like) i can look past it but no you CHOSE to just half ass turning your phone off. girl i turn my phone to dont disturb and THEN i turn it COMPLETELY off, JUST in case. which is the bare fucking minimum HONESTLY. HONESTLY. NO BUT FOR REAL I CANNOT BELIEVE I KEEP WITNESSING THIS SHIT ID LIKE TO GO TO ONE THING WHERE PPL ARENT ON THEIR PHONES PUHLEEEEAAAASE. AND I DONT CARE IF YOU GET BORED I TRULY DONT I GET BORED OFTEN BUT I HAVE RESPECT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE PERFORMING THEIR CRAFT IN FRONT OF ME it makes me want to find out what these people do for a living just so i can show up and do the most annoying thing to whatever that situation might be (if i run a theatre etc etc) puh lease. be serious. grow up. oh my good god.
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askteacupfollie · 3 years
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Hanahaki Disease
For the last few days Camilla and cuphead had noticed that mugman was coughing a lot and had chest pains..
He would excuse himself and go to the bathroom where he would  vomit.. Red petals along with blood… He searched and from the symptoms he found out he had the hanahaki disease…
Hanahaki disease “those who suffer, their love is one sided” … Mugman loved camilla.. He didn’t know if she loved him back.. She’s been giving more attention to cuphead.. a few tears ran down his ocean blue eyes..
He laid down and cried himself to sleep..he didn’t want to die.. He loved her.. He didn’t want to leave his brother alone there were many things he wanted to do.. As he cried he fell asleep.. His tears on the pillow and some on his eyes.. Slowly running down his pale face. 
Cuphead and camilla grew concerned.. They were in the kitchen talking.. They heard mugman slam the door and coughing.. That tickling sensation in his neck was annoying.. Very.. Annoying.. He coughed.. How he wished that Camilla will confess her love to him and end the suffering…but…
No.. No.. He HAD TO SUFFER… Red gold petals fell on his hands. He coughed a little more than usual his chest hurt the coughing was so strong he could feel his lungs tremble he could feel the damned flowers tickling his neck and chest.. More petals fell upon his hands he  held his chest because it hurt..it..it..hurt…. The pain.. Unbearable.. And his heart? Broken. 
Cuphead and camilla who were listening.. flinched  everytime he coughed it sounded so painful and cuphead was sick of waiting he wanted to help yes.. He played it tough but deep down he loved his brother, he was caring not heartless .. He heard mugman coughing harder this time and Had enough.. 
Cuphead got up and told Camilla “stay here cam” he ascended the stairs and saw mugman leaving the bathroom..
Taking a closer look he saw his brother’s condition.. He was a mess.. when was the last time he had a good night sleep.. He had black circles under his eyes.. He was thinner.. Was he eating? Was he suffering and they were to blind to notice? Was he sick? What the actual heck was going on?! 
He took a deep breath and asked him
“Allright mugs.. That settles it.. Tell me.. Whats wrong..” he crossed  his hands in front of his chest and raising his eyebrow..
Mugman said nothing. 
Cuphead grew impatient with Mugman’s silence.. He patted his leg impatiently.. “Well?!” he tried again.. Again he was met with Mugman’s silence .. “ANSWER ME!” he yelled and mugman flinched.. 
Seeing this Cuphead’s angry expression became softer he walked closer and put his hand  on his brother’s shoulder and said “Talk to me mugs.. I can’t help you if you don’t tell me.. What’s wrong..” his face no longer angry but sympathetic, soft, caring. 
Mugman looked at him  and sighed  “Come to my room.. And i will explain..” he walked in his bedroom..
Cuphead followed.. He had a feeling that something bad.. Was going to happen… His stomach clenched his heart heavy he felt a cold hand squeezing it! 
Mugman sat on bed holding a folder inside there was this illness.. He patted the spot next to him.. Cuphead reluctantly sat down and he saw mugman handing him the folder.. He took it and read it..
Hanahaki disease the sufferer will die if his love isn’t returned… In order to cure the hanahaki disease your love shall be returned.. If not the victim will die of suffocation.. Flowers will grew from his chest and crawl all the way up to the neck.. Suffocating the victim.. Another way is to remove them via surgery.. But.. All the love for this person will be gone… Nothing but hate and apathy will exist..
Cuphead stopped reading “is this a kind of prank.. Because.. If so.. I don’t like.. It.. Mugs..” he said he was shaking his hands trembling and sweating.. Mugman looked at him tears ran down his face.. “no.. Cups… It isn’t a prank..” He said and held his chest he coughed and red petals fell on his hands…
Cuphead was scared. No. Petrified.. Why? Was he coughing red roses petals…? Am… Am i gonna lose my little brother? No.. No..
No! NO NO NONONONO!!.. He had to be joking.. 
He ran and rubbed his back…he fell on his knees coughing harder more red petals fell.. 
“Mugs? Does camilla know?”
He shook his head no and said that he doesn’t know how to tell her.. He doesn’t even know if that will help..
Cuphead.. Held his tears… He hugged mugman and said “We will find a way don’t worry.. Stay here and have some good rest i will check on you later..” He helped him up and laid him on bed.. He covered him with a blanket and as soon as he mug touched the pillow he slept.. Cuphead held his tears “I WILL help you mugs” he closed the door quietly 
He left him and went to speak with Camilla…
Kai had come so when cuphead went to speak she had already gone.. she had left a note mugman knew…that.. His time… Wasn’t much…
For three days cuphead tried to speak to camilla… And failed… mugman’s pain deteriorated…
At some point they were eating… Mugman excused himself and left to the bathroom.. This time it was more painful.. Whole flowers fell from his mouth… His heart broken… Cuphead knew.. And he tried to tell her.. But she wouldn’t listen.. She would speak about Kai…! No matter how hard he tried to explain her.. She didn’t listen… 
It was night.. Mugman had sensed that his time was coming.. He sat with them ate some food as much as his weak body could. He saw Camilla “Hey..” he said weakly camilla stopped and look at him damn.. She was so busy with Kai she had left the boys.. Now that she paid closer attention he wasn’t looking so good… “hey” she said “im sorry mugs I’ve been busy..” he replied “its.. Its okay may I give you a hug?" 
"sure!” she opened her arms and he gently hugged her.. She felt something inside her as if something bad will happen hugging him she noticed that he had lost weight.. 
Mugman let go of her he caressed her cheek “Goodnight.. I… I love you.." 
He then hugged cuphead goodnight love you bro 
They went to sleep.
.. The next morning mugman didn’t appear he was always the first to get up.. Something told cuphead that something was wrong… Very.. Very.. Wrong.. He went to his room.. He knocked on the door.. no answer.."Mugman? You okay?” cup asked no answer  “MUGS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OTHERWISE I WON’T HESITATE TO BREAK IT!!"    again he tried to open the door but it was locked . He even used his shoulder and pushed /slammed the door  but With his shoulder.. But nothing Camilla grew concerned she  said.. "Mugs? You okay?please let us in" 
"Stay back Cam” He said and shoot the door opened..
There before them laid mugman a red rose coming out his mouth gold red blue and green petals were everywhere.. Blood was on his clothes.. He held a letter in his hands he had blood with it..
His expression of sadness. Tears were on his face.. He still had some senses…
Camilla… Lost the earth beneath her feet..
“What’s wrong? ” she asked 
“I’ve been wanting to tell you but you were so obsessed with Kai.. You forgot our existence… Cami… He has the hanahaki disease 
Those love is one sided are destined go die. Unless their love is returned.” he said   Mugman looked at them..he couldn’t breath..  His weak body would jerk as breathing became to difficult Cuphead felt sympathy.. He even tried to remove the flowers himself but that was impossible he was hurting him.. Mugman closed his eyes shut and squeezed them.. He winced and cuphead instantly stopped… He hugged him in his final moments camilla read the letter…
«Why don’t you love me Camilla? From the fist time I saw you i love you.. Camilla.. What did i do to you and you don’t love me.. Camilla… Im happy that cuphead doesn’t suffer the pain I suffer now… Camilla.. I could remove the flowers but my feelings for you will be gone as well.. I could never do it.. Even if its your fault.. I suffer… Even if you are to blame… I can’t blame you.. Even if I had to repeat this life or any other life  again I would still love you with all my heart.. Forgive me.. For all the times I hurt you please take care of Cuphead and Elder kettle for me.. Promise me all of you that no matter what happens you will stay strong .. I will love you… Always..» she noticed that the ink in some pages was blurry implying that he was crying there were some blood along with petals 
Camilla heard cuphead calling her name “Camilla? Please We don’t have much time!!” he yelled while shaking.. His tears ran down her face.. Mugman’s body soon relaxed blood along with petals were everywhere in the room he held his brother’s hand tighter more tears ran down their faces.. Mugman smiled.. Cuphead yelled  desperately “ CAMILLA?!?! DO SOMETHING DAMN IT!!!” that scream was enough to pull her out of her thoughts she crawled and cupped mugman’s face with her trembling hands and yelled no… Confessed 
“ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MUGMAN I’M SORRY IM SORRY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! " 
Mugman had closed his eyes a few tears ran down his eyes .. NONONONONO her tears fell on the flower and his face… 
¡¡¡¡¡I DO LOVE YOU!!!!  
The flowers disappeared slowly he jerked while in the process .. The flowers were gone and he could breath again "GASP” he gasped. His chest moving fast as he breathed hungrily. It took some time to come around but he managed, he coughed and coughed his breathing became stable and… Cuphead hugged him… “DONT SCARE ME AGAIN YOU BASTARD!! Mugs hugged him back , then Camilla hugged him” Im sorry mugs it’s my fault… Im sorry don’t scare me again like this! “ she kissed him the liquid in his head foaming and white hearts came out of his straw like smoke she then kissed cuphead as an apology, he melted under the kiss as well his liquid foamed and hearts came out of his straw like smoke
They helped him get up there was a happy look on their faces "Im sorry” she said “it’s okay just please listen to us” mugman said she nodded “of course"  Cuphead offered "let’s clear up the mess and its a beautiful day outside let’s go and have a picnic” They nodded “that sounds great.. Um i will clean up the mess!” mugman said cuphead left to prepare the things they will need Camilla came as well to help cuphead.
“Im sorry i didn’t listen to you! ” she said “Im not that heartless yes i play it tough but.. I love him… He is my brother.. I can’t lose him Cam..” he said and with his sleeve he wiped away some tears.. “ I know.. Im sorry…!” she looked down “hey its okay he is alive now just listen to me the same way I and Mugs listen to you!” he said and she nodded
Mugman cleared the place changed clothes and was descended the stairs everything was ready they went to a mountain that was close to their home they played they danced, ate laid on the grass and seeing the clouds trying to guess what shape they are, they giggled and played in the river splashing each other cuphead lifted Camilla on his shoulders she playfully shrieked and dive into the water. They laughed Mugman and cuphead wrestled into the water and splashed each other then they picked flowers and made a crown Camilla did one with red flowers for cuphead and one with blue flowers for mugman the boys made flower crowns with colorful flowers and put it on her hair she put the one with the red flowers to cuphead and the other with the blue ones to mugman. They giggled. They all had a great time and they were happy!!
The End!
Hellooooooooo hehe one more fanfiction 💙💙💙💙💙💙sorry if this sucked! I hope you like it!! UωU 💕💕💖🤗 (🇬🇷) 
RESPONSE
Mod- jesus dude lol
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miss-rotini-nini · 3 years
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talk about me time
✨okay but why are you here✨
table of contents
1. about me
2. things to know that might be about me or maybe not since we really don’t know over here
3. fandom things
4. status
5. rules
6. mutuals/friends
7. hobbies, likes, dislikes, all that shit
8. to do list
9. quotes
10. special mentions
11. contact me
✨let’s go✨
1. about me
heyyy so i’m nini- female, minor, straight, she/they pronouns. people say I’m aesthetic, so thank you- I’m always listening to music and singing. also jsyk I’m an absolute queen. oh also a mess. I’m an organized mess. which is like proof no one knows anything anymore right-
✨queen vanilla of heaven and hell✨
2. things to know
-im going through a whole lot of shit
-therefore I have lots of mood swings
-and bad days
-lots of bad days
-I’m an only child
-also an absolute perfectionist
-leo alerttt
-I’m a fashionistaaa and apparently “hawt”
-rarely in a good mood but shopping does it
-my time zone is est
-I’m what you’d call “a sunshiny innocent bitch with a dark side”
-so she be queen of heaven and hell :)
3. fandom things
-hogwarts house: hufflepuff
-godly parent: aphrodite
-ability: talentless
-faction: amity
-caste: 1
✨kotlc wiki girl✨
4. status
-usually active [less active on weekends]
-asks [open]
-pms [open]
song requests [closed for now] jysk, song requests are basically requests for an original song/poem but I’m currently idealess so-
-pfp requests [open] please do tell me what you want it to be
-book recs [open ofc] specify genre
-rants/vents [open for now] ask first
-mood: 5/10
5. rules
don’t talk to me if you’re any of the following:
-r*cist
-s*xist
-h*m*ph*b*c
-p*do
-against any religion
-a b*got
-someone who cares too much/only talks about politics. i prefer not to talk about them, ty
-a creep
-questionable/looking for personal information
i will block you and/or report you. i hope I’ve made this clear- I am a minor do not gr**m or whatever that is just- not ok.
less serious rules:
-don’t spam ask box or pm’s
-literally idk why Im writing this but don’t make up things about me- don’t make up rumors or whatever other shit. just don’t.
-do not swear to oblivion. or swear aggressively. I mean, a few words here and there is fine, but dont swear swear swear yk?
-please add trigger warning specifying what the trigger is (I do have a few triggers myself so please be cautious about this)
-please don’t joke about serious things
-dont call me bro or bruh. it seriously bothers me. once or twice, that’s ok, but if it happens again and again then it’s not ok.
-don’t talk like you’re 4. or like you’re an adult who uses way too many abbreviations. its annoying-
-be kind. self explanatory.
-don’t be rude. also self explanatory-
-please don’t lie (sElF eXpLaNaToRy)
✨yeah I think that’s ittt✨
6. mutuals/friends
(the ones that ik are on tumblr, if I forgot you message me! im sorry bestieee-)
@theobliviouswhale aka fin
@okaylalisa aka mads
@pxstelxfairy aka lizzie
@absolute-white-crayon aka allyyy
@completekeefitztrash aka av
@fairyxsies aka lili
@bbybeth-chase-deactivated202107 (sob) aka sierra
@liliesandrosepetals aka lyn
@arendelles-anxiety-deactivated2 (sob) aka zar
@vintage-chaotic-lesbian aka cam
@rune-and-rising aka rune
@ploofyfun aka ploofy
@manyreasonstoworry aka lynnsie
@the-chaotic-hopeless-romantic aka kenni
✨love you guys <33✨
7. hobbies, likes, dislikes, all that shit
hobbies:
-singing/songwriting
-dancing/acting
-swimming
-riding horses
-drawing
-reading
likes:
-cute things
-music
-animals
-food
-rainbows
-organizing
-romance
-fashion/jewelry/accessories
dislikes:
-gross people (iykyk)
-fried chicken (pescatarian)
-the color orange on me (not my color)
-crabs (ew)
-old books
-chapped lips/dried skin
-bugs/spiders
-mango (im allergic I’m sorry)
-karens (no hate if your name is karen!!)
8. to do list
-message one of my wiki children
-find quotes for this post
-add more special mentions
-do my fandom profile when zaras done coding it
-change phone theme
9. quotes
tba
10. special mentions
@the-chaotic-hopeless-romantic : thank you for the idea credits lmao
@okaylalisa : blink bestieeee
more tba
11. contact me
-fandom: @Queen.of.vanilla.bean [very active]
-pinterest: @queeninixoxo [active]
-tumblr: @queen-panini-me [active]
-instagram: @queeniniofeverything [currently blocked on my device, not active]
-discord: qvbnini#6634
✨wow you read through ALL of this✨
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penaltbox · 4 years
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im simply thinking rn- enemies to lovers with beech 😍 imagine this! you and cam become besties while at Mich, and so you hang around the guys alot- maybe you're helping Cam study, maybe you're just around the house to annoy the boys, but you're present a lot. You and Johnny got a bad first impression of each other, maybe he was an asshole, maybe you were, you can't even remember anymore who started what. From that point on y'all are always fucking bickering or on each other's toes in social settings. It gets to the point where Cam, being the little shit he is, sees past the little facade y'all both got going on and tries EVERYTHING in his power to get y'all together. making you sit next to johnny everytime y'all start going out to eat after games, out to bars, making y'all sit next to each other in the back seat by calling shot gun EVERY FUCKING TIME. YALL STILL DONT GET THE HINT so it gets to the point where Cam invites you over to study and he tells EVERYONE except beech in the house to leave before hand and then he pretends he has something he has to go take care of, it's a bullshit excuse ofc but he says he'll be back if you wanna chill. you and johnny bump into each other in the kitchen, bickering ensues of course- then BOOM! he kisses you to shut you the fuck up because GOD ur annoying but he loves it. you push him away because WHAT THE FUCK YOU HATE ME?? and he goes NO?? I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE USING CAM OR THAT YOU GUYS WERE TOGETHER BUT I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE YOU and he rambles on till BOOM! you shut him up by kissing him, y'all fuck on the counter- cam is pissed when he finds out. the end!
Oooohhhh I really like this 👀 like always being pains in the ass for each other but one day you just know it’s because there’s feelings but like hell you’ll be the one to give in first. I could read a whole entire fic about this and still want more lol. I love this anon, thank you so much for it ☺️☺️
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rantsbymiriam · 4 years
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Welcome bitches
My blog is back!!! No wait - my REAL blog is back. It's been so long. How i've missed blogging like the good old days. The time before PICTURES & captions took over. I still love pictures, but pictures can be faked. Blogs...well blogs can be faked too but it takes a lot more work to be fake. In this blog, it's gonna be so real, your mama sakit mata baca. 
I know I already have a blog (www.miriamomar.com) but that blog is only to talk about work and life related stuff that's super serious and super boring.  LETS BE REAL. I ain't gonna be swearing and dissing life crap in between posts about serious work stuff. ONE MUST SEPARATE THE TWO! My blogs are truly a reflection of my psyche. And these 2 blogs will show you two very different sides of me that I have (finally) come to terms with. 
On one side, I have this ~high achieving, give talks at conference, scholarship, academic, lecturer, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE, do the right thing goody two shoes~  side of myself. I call it my "Hermione" side. Which is really a big part of who I am. I can be extremely serious, philosophical and analytical "pseudo intellectual" bla bla bla. Basically, I have this complex about needing to KNOW EVERYTHING or else I would feel insecure and "unsafe". I also have an insatiable curiosity to understand the workings of the world and the true essence of being. Not many can follow my type of conversations. I know this because people start to yawn. My main hobby is to devour books and go around annoying people about what I read and telling them what to do (its true, i must stop I know im sorry everyone)
HOWEVER - this is not that blog. And this is not that side of myself that I would like to share to the world.. This space is for me to talk about THAT OTHER SIDE OF ME. The side that grew up in the depths of the longkangs in Kajang and Bangi. The side that got suspended in school multiple times because I asik dating dengan my boyfriend (now I realize it's just my "co-dependency" lol)  the side that tergolek in front of Zouk every Friday night (trauma symptoms lol) the side that your mama don't like and I have to cover-cover so your mama can still let you be friends with me!!! It's OK, don't worry, I won't be a bad influence this time around if I can help it. LOL
Well now, I have obviously mellowed out a lot. Like a LOT A LOT. I don't do crazy shit anymore. I have come to a place in my life that I have accepted my past and all the stuff I used to do (kak long kawasan etc etc) More on that bit later.
To be EXTREMELY honest, my life is not that interesting anymore. This is my first year of business as a full time artist, running Project MIRRO and part-time lecturing. I've been grinding and making ends meet like a robot. I haven't been out and about having a life since I got back from London in late 2017. I hardly get to see my friends or go out and lepak. I haven't dated at all. In fact,  I haven't met a new person of the opposite sex who isn't a business acquaintance or gay since 2017. And it's one more month to 2020. I'm not getting any younger either. Im 31 turning 32. and I totally don't have a life, let alone a LOVE LIFE. Oh My God 2.0. (Its okay I have more to say about this part it's not the end of the world)
Today I am supposed to work on a new collection release for Project MIRRO. I will do it right after I write this blog I PROMISE. It's just that, sometimes I have no more fuel to burn to run my life. Working alone in isolation, it gets to you sometimes. As an introvert, ITS GREAT, but it also has its downfall. MOTIVATION. This shit can't appear out of thin air ok. Bukan boleh beli online add to cart "Motivation" I'm literally that girl that has not seen the world and people in over 2 days. This could go up to 2 weeks. I'm just super comfortable on my own in my own world. I love it, I really do. TAPI, I know it's not good for me. I believe if im out and about, mixing and talking with people, I will probably get more income for my business. I know it. I dont know why I don't do it (malas sebenarnya) 
I have to say though, I have a pretty comfy studio..I dont feel the need to go out. I am very much comfortable in this space for me to create and be myself. But I also know that perhaps its not the best time for me to be in isolation at such an early phase of my new "art career" whatever that means. Whatever im going through now reminds me of how I was at my first job back in 2012. I am starting all over again, learning all over again with this new life path. Its hard, uncomfortable, and super consuming. And im doing it, LEGIT, all alone. Mana tak rasa cam kepala nak meletup. Obviously kepala I dah meletup a few times. Then I realized its because I don't have a new outlet to release stress. I used to paint to release stress but now it's my job. I need something ELSE. 
I've been playing music again, writing songs again (im NOT gonna show it to anyone I would probably die of embarrassment)So it seems like, sejak dua menjak ni, I feel the need to EXPRESS. To write again. To "communicate" without leaving my nest. This is the next best thing la for me since I am such a pemalas to mandi and pakai baju. I've been in the same kaftan for 2 days. WOOOTT. This is the best thing abt working from home. NOBODY CARES WHAT U WEAR!! But don't worry I totally mandi and gosok gigi for you aunties gasping and gossiping about this anak dara tak senonoh. Ishhhh.
Anyway, whatsup people? How are you guys? How is life?????!! I just realized back then when I wrote in this blog (with the same name), I had READERS. I just never really read the comments or participated in my "community" of readers. I should've. I will try do better this time and get conversations going. Reply and all that. PARTICIPATE. 
Ok its already 1.15pm now and I really need to get back to work. I have lots to rant about later malam sikit bila dah sunyi sepi and lonely lolol. Thanks for reading. Goodbye for now.
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jacfletch · 4 years
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if this is just going to make you miserable please ignore this but if it won't ruin your mood I'm interested in everything you didn't like about last week?
i havent watched the ep since it aired so these are things that i remember being annoyed about but i dont have the energy to find specifics from the ep or fact check myself so if something is blatantly wrong just let me know lmao
before i even get into anything specific, the biggest “issue” for me was how weirdly it was written. there were only 2 storylines whereas there’s usually 3 and i get that they probably wanted to do more scenes abt jac & chloe’s respective storylines, but having 2 DEEPLY emotional and dark ones without anything to break them up was a mistake imo. either commit fully to showing jac in the ward by giving her her own episode (they couldve made the joseph ep 3 storylines and this 1 only jac’s if they were worried there were too many jac eps) or let us actually breathe between a mental breakdown & the aftermath of rape. they couldve thrown some donna and xav scenes in there or some extra dofty if they were desperate, but only 2 storylines, writing wise, messed up the pacing of the episode pretty badly. we were sad about one thing and then we were sad about another thing and there was just NO break and it the episode left me feeling really...bad and gross
in regards to jacs storyline, i dont like that they didnt explain ANYTHING. like in my last ask, someone explained to me some of the process of being sectioned and yet there was none of that in the episode???? hello??? if this sl is about the important of getting help then show us how she’s gonna do that??? what does sectioning entail bc all we saw was jac negotiating taking meds and sitting in rooms alone. and i dont mind that jac lashed out at fletch or even sacha because i expect that from her, but i dont like that she actually slapped sacha and i dont like how they wrote it that sacha was more “i feel bad that youre in here” instead of how he probably wouldve been by putting her first, and then we couldve had a scene with him and fletch or him and essie talking abt his guilt. whatever. i didnt like it. i didnt like how obvious they were with the “3 wise men” thing either but thats just being nitpicky. i didnt like how a lot of things went unexplained like that woman that we were supposed to think was a metaphor but it didnt hold much weight or how jac actually hurt her hand. or even how long jac had been there bc it seemed like it mightve been a day or 2 but elliot JUST had surgery and he’s already checked himself out and is walking around? it just doesnt make sense. and the acting was good like...im never gonna say rosie isn’t performing her most bc she clearly is and i think bob and paul and alex did really well also, but the dialogue was so.....it aint it. like it was flat and lifeless and felt like they were going through the motions of what should be said but it seemed to ME that once jacs actual breakdown was over, the writers didnt really know what they were doing or how to say what they wanted to say. the jac/elliot scene was nice but other than that i cant pinpoint one scene of her in the ward that was actually stand out and made the rest worth it.
and then there’s chloe’s storyline. oh boy. i have gripe after gripe with her storyline and its 95% about how for some reason its about cameron? chloe was abused and raped and is now pregnant with evans baby but there’s more time spent on how cam’s dealing with the guilt of not helping evan??? litcherally don’t care about how he feels cos hes a shit doctor so i dont think if cam had tried to help him then evan would still be alive. anyway. i dont like how nicky was all over chloe during the episode and i understood how she was trying to help but she wasnt and she felt very overbearing. i love nicky and one of the things i love about her is how much she cares and what a dumbass she is so this made sense for her but even i felt a little claustrophobic with her (and cam) being on top of chloe every second of the episode. and then evan’s sister coming didnt feel like a natural progression of the sl it just felt like they were adding more trauma onto chloe. im tired of them piling shit onto her like. once she has an abortion can we please just let her live for a little??? sorry just dlgkjdf holby hates her so much bc even when theyre piling all this onto her, theyre not even giving her time to process or react to any of it?? they always make it about other people. and the last thing i have to say is what the FUCK was that last scene with cam???? like genuinely. what in the goddamn hell????
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swiperkitten-blog · 6 years
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walkouts 👀
i touched on some of this stuff in GC but figured id make a post!
sometimes i do walkouts with just reusable bags, sometimes with a cart - either way, you'll want to bring reusable bags, because it's much less sus to walk out with a cart of bagged stuff than a bunch of loose items in a cart lol
fav stores:
-w@lmart. usually 2 exits, greeters cant stop you and dont care anyway. cams arent monitored. there ARE occasionally plainclothes LP but they watch for concealing, not walkouts
-superstore. exits are harder but better groceries. no greeters/typically no SA's by entrance.
-whole foods. variety of exit situations but not very attentive SA's.
bring:
-reusable bags
-a long receipt, preferably from that store
-phone
remember to:
-walk in with your first reusable bag open on your arm, or open in your cart. if carrying them, get light stuff first. trust me. lol
-compare products. look at prices. obvs when im lifting idgaf what something costs but i still always pretend to consider and compare because seeing someone just toss something in their bag without even seeing what it costs is sus
-check for tags on electronics/makeup. you still need to detag just like when you're concealing! higher stakes here - you dont want them asking for a receipt! typically i dont walk out with anything that's usually tagged, but if i do, i detag in furniture/hardware/other no-cam aisles
-get groceries first, makeup/etc last. putting makeup in an empty bag? sus. putting makeup in a bag full of lettuce? just some stuff you're picking up with your weekly groceries
-make sure you know how the checkouts and exits are arranged and plan accordingly. in one store i frequent (a w@lmart), there are exits on either side of a long row of cashiers - so i push my cart on the "already paid for" side of the row from one exit side to exit on the opposite side. looks like i just came from one of the 15 previous checkouts instead of from within the store. in the other i go to, the exit is blocked by checkouts, so i go out the entrance when it's busy. if there are SA's nearby, ill pause beside the checkouts and pretend ive lost something, search my bags, then "find" the thing and walk out the entrance so it seems like that's why i was back on that side of the checkouts.
-CARRY YOUR RECEIPT WHILE EXITING. if it's from a diff store, fold it so the top logo portion isn't visible. make it obvious you're holding it. look it over as you walk out as if checking a price.
the easiest way to get out without being talked to AT ALL is to fake a phone call. i do this almost every time because i have anxiety and get worried about looking sus, and getting into the act completely dispels that.
"pick up" the phone cheerily - "hey, whats up?" then look annoyed as the person on the other end "talks" - get into an "argument" with them as you walk out (holding your receipt, remember. sometimes i wave it around like i do with what whatever im holding when im actually on the phone lol). usually ill make the argument about where i am/what i bought/etc. "i told you i would be there at THREE. im just getting groceries" (pause) "okay, well i just finished, let me get the shit in the car and ill be there in ten minutes" remember to pause between anything you say. sometimes i even stop and start a sentence as if they're interrupting me.
do not talk too loudly. the "argument" part is not to draw any attention to yourself - it's just to dissuade anyone who is ALREADY paying attention to you from approaching you.
i typically wait until i get to my car to "hang up," then load groceries and fuck off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the phone thing is just what i personally do and of course you're free to use whatever exit method you're comfortable with! it's just always worked very well for me - sometimes greeters will start to approach me then see im in an argument and we'll just nod at each other as i wave my receipt.
anything else yall need to know hmu!
or if anyone has anything to add feel free :}
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[image description: a webomic page. the three heroes climb through the hole and the purple girl, flood, walks over to rami’s team while in the background the red woman lectures the crystal hero. “modays, huh?” she brushes her her over her shoulder. “dont think we’ve met. any of you know BSL?”. lin holds out her hand in in between them comes out words in the form of flames, which read “HOPE, HI”. she seems proud of herself but mateo shies away from the fire. “hot damn.” says flood, putting her hands in her pockets. “nice trick”. lin rests her elbows on the chairs arms as she points at herself with a thumb. the flaming letters now read “THE NAME’S HELLFIRE” and “HOPE THIS IS READABLE” the harsh shadows from the fire makes her grin look almost sinster.
“good enough” flood shrugs “nice to meet you”. lin then introduces the others, still using the fire, with little pointing arrows to each person. “ALLSEEING EYE” rami who waves, “GROWING PAIN” mateo hiding behind xandra “CAP. X”, and dante “SUN” who seems a little bored with her head in a head. cam chosses to introduce herself by holding up a shield with the word “PROTECTEUR” written in it. “the names sound flood, local vigilante. nice to meet you all” flood brushes her hair back again “i make loud noises”. she then introduces the new heroes. “purple is quartz” they rub the back of his neck with their crystal arm, not making eye contact and looking a little annoyed “red’s inkmaster. uhh she has cool tattoos” inkmaster stares down quartz, and coming out of her shoulder are two red figures, a cat, and a vine. “blue is swarm. she’s like. a hundred butterflies in a trenchcoat. suit. yeah” swarm is smiling, with a hand on ink’s shoulder.
now that theyre in full view, we can see what the new heroes look like. flood has round features, and poofy purple shorts, with a cord where the belt should be. she has a purple shirt with an illusion neckline reaching a band around her neck. her hair is slightly curly at the ends, and the style looks like a typical dead anime mum ponytail. she also has two red scratches on her arm, which is poorly covered by a comically too small plaster. inkmaster has poofy shorts and some kind of fabric tied around her waist. her sports bra is dark red with a thick bright red stripe down the middle. she has a strong jawline and bright red eyes. swarm is a fat black woman with a large round nose and pale blue sclera, with no pupils or irises. her horns point backwards and are teal and ridged, they go up about an inch, then point downwards for a few inches, then point up an inch. her teeth are needle sharp, and her nails are sharp and blue. her suit blazer is white, while her shirt is the same blue as her hair, and her waistcoat and tie are teal. both swarm and inkmaster have the sides of their hair shaved and are longer on top, but ink’s hair is thin and slightly wavy, and a couple inches longer, while swarms is thick and sticks up. end id]
fire time drawing fire in fucking years. could have gone easy and made normal fire but no, flaming letters it is.
also, guess whos added to the character list
im thinking all of x’s team have pretty good control of their powers but lin’s probably spent the most time making sure she has control of it. enough control to write words in fire, without looking and still managing to not touch anyone with it, in her third language. and from where she is, she’s doing it backwards. a girl of many talents
other notes: flood plays with her hair twice on this panel which was a mistake but is now going to be just a thing she does. her names a play on sound wave. also not sure if ive mentioned this but the story takes place in london, so flood is referring to british sign language. uhhh other notes: inkmasters powers look bad but i dont really care, pain doesnt like fire at all, and yes that is an accurate description of swarms powers
this week on sac: a pyromancer scares her cousin, while in the background some purple guy learns about things such as ‘consequences’ and ‘collateral damage’ and ‘we cant keep doing this quartz’
it took me too long to try an be able to upload this bc of how slow my computer is being.how long?
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[image description: a discord screenchot from “🐻🎷JAZZ BEAR🎷🐻“ that reads “ive been trying. to upload a comic page. for 15 minutes” the message was sent “yesterday ay 10:12pm” end id]
its 00:14 now. that fucking long
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[image description: a scribbled doodle or lin (in orange) and mateo (in green). lin is pointing at him with a thumb and yellow text reads “more like a growing pain int he ass amiright?”. mateo is flipping her the bird. end id]  
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vibranium-coochie · 7 years
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HELP! I need advice? My boyfriend got a relaxer for the first time and his hair is short and got small burns on his scalp and ear. I have a feeling he might do it from now on until infinity+ because he doesn’t like his curly hair. I’m afraid of all the chemicals because after a bunch of times people can lose their hair and get scars and all that bad jazz. (1/2)
Ok i can't say much concretely just on this because there isnt much info. But its cute that you care about ur bf that much. That being said i assume you're not black because off my head most black people i know wouldn't need advice other than in practical terms which im not really equiped to give. But basically you are right about relaxing and the damages it causes. But basically what i can say is; depending on who he is theres a probability the first time was enough to make him regret it. From there on the relaxed hair is generally much weaker and its legitimately easier to just cut and regrow it because it will break and fall apart from what i know. The scalp will need healing and there are many resources to be found here diff kinds of oils you cam use but generally in time it will heal normally. If thats not the case and he has some serious issue with his hair, then thats tragic but depending on his hair type porosity strength etc. What he could do as a temporary solution is go get it straightened or curled with those heat based thingies i forget the name in english. They will give heat damage to the hair. Which can be minimised with some conditioners. But generally its much less damaging to the hair and esp the scalp than relaxants. Idk how big the hair is for it to be feasible at home but most saloons can deal with any size. If that can be presented as an option maybe he'll go for it. I also know that if you use relaxants made for kids and leave them for less time than on the box the damge will be minimised and i think there are hair protective things you can use. My older sister did it once and it didn't leave noticeable damage on the scalp. And the hair lasted longer before falling but since then she quit. Henny ways. Like ideally the heat thingies dont damage the scalp that i know off unless they r being rly badly used but the hair won't be healthy. From here i can say a good to go is the natural hair movement which honestly can get all kinds of miraculous depending on what and how you use but its heavily dependent on self determination and personal research from your bf esp since some of the products used are pricey and reading up isnt too entertaining unless you're into it but there are many options there you can achieve a lot w hair if you put enough effort and stuff. That being said as to how you'll approach it not being black you can if you are subtle enough expose him to the options he has. He is obviously insecure about it so idk how pointed you are allowed to be without interfering with his own struggles and put him off. On the other hand if you have black friends into the natural hair movement thing you can just introduce them to each other and im fairly certain they will do a better job than Jehovah witnesses in spreading the gospel. In general just being supportive of afros and other similar hairstyles around him goes a long way. If you are black though you can just talk to him about it even though it may be annoying and ultimately not ur decision. Anyway mutuals; thots? Like ultimately y'all are likely to understand this much better than I even if you disagree pls say so. Also i hate to tag but @themoufofthesouth i thi k your input would be valued specifically.
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firettruck · 7 years
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ever since brighton
[ jeonkook is requesting for a video call… ]
jin notices the notification on his phone and its jungkook. jin panicks a bit before tapping on the green button and he fixes his hair before he sees jungkook’s face.
[ HYUNGGGGG
I MISS YOU HOLY SHIT
WHY WERENT YOU PICKING UP ]
jungkook is probably screaming at the line and jin isn’t having that. its morning at brighton but in seoul, its still night time. jin scrunches up his face and jungkook notices that jin is annoyed.
[ i’m sorry for shouting
i just
i just miss you
and its 8 am here im exhausted ]
jungkook says with a frown on his face. jungkook switches the front camera to back camera so that he can show his outfit to jin. he’s wearing his casual get up; an oversized black shirt, black medical masked, ripped jeans, and god foresaken timberlands. jungkook does a peace sign and smiles at the mirror.
“you look cute, kookie. i don’t think your ‘manly’ outfits can hide your age.” jin jabs and giggles at jungkook. jungkook just ignores him (he knows he looks fly as fuck) and switches to front cam.
“how’s uni there? have you tasted the local snacks? you better deliver some here or you’re not welcome back home!” jin jokingly says and jungkook just shakes his head (still has a smile on his face). jungkook grabs something at the side and shows it at the camera.
[ here! its black lickerish! i don’t know if its local or not but they’re selling it near uni!
well, i made a… friend. his name is hoseok
hyung is really funny but loud. kind of like you! ]
jungkook takes a lickerish and waves it at the camera and jin making pouty faces because he can’t taste whateve jungkook’s having. jungkook bites the lickerish and his bunny teeth very evident. jin takes a screenshot without the younger man knowing.
“that’s great! is he majoring arts like you?” jin asks the younger man and jungkook shifts his focus to his screen again. jungkook takes a moment to answer because the lickerish is stuck on his gums.
[ no
hyung is majoring in performance arts
he’s like that really chill dancer
and he speaks good korean but not as good as his english ]
jin responds with a hum and jungkook grabs his bag and puts it on his lap. jungkook seems busy fixing different books and his stencils. even his camera looks busted.
“you should get that camera fixed, kook. it looks like shit.” jin laughs at the camera and jungkook just shrugs. jungkook doesn’t really earn as much because he’s more focused with his major than part time job.
“i can lend you money, remember?” jin just smiles fondly at jungkook who looks somehow troubled. troubled with his finals, major, and life. kind of like a fucked up salsa.
[ i’m 19 hyung
i don’t want to be dependent on you
that’s why i went here in the first place ]
jungkook sighs and puts down his camera. he really wants it get fixed or just get a new one but his earnings aren’t even enough to feed him 3x a day.
jin turns silent for a minuet to listen to whatever jungkook’s doing. jungkook’s just humming to put background noise in his quiet flat while jin just looks and listen to him.
“…are you happy there?” jin suddenly asks and he props himself on his bed. he puts his chin on his arms and looks at jungkook with worry.
jungkook’s always been smart. good at english and excellent with art. so as soon as he got an invitation to study at one of england’s best art school, he couldn’t turn it down. the catch is, jungkook is the shyest boy you’d ever meet (well if you could). hoseok and him probably met because the dancer approached him first.
[ yeah, why?
no not really
i don’t know why i’m lying because you know i’m not ]
jungkook slumps on his chair and ruffles his hair. poor boy, at such a young age he has to worry about his uncertain future. all he wanted was to do art but he never knew home sickness can be the worse.
[ i want to be in seoul again
i want to see you
i dont like it here as much when i got here
i thought i could love it and stay here to work full time after grad ]
jungkook frowns at the camera and jin’s heart break. jin wants to hugs jungkook and pat his head; tell him sweet nothings and not to worry about the world. that his hyung will always be there for him.
“only 3 years left, kookie. finish what you started or you might regret it.” jin says and jungkook can see the sadness and longing on jin’s face.
[ anyways ]
jungkook changes the topic so they won’t be so sad. jungkook is about to go to classes at 9 am and jin should be sleeping soon because he still has to go to work the next day.
[ how’s you and yoongi?
if he breaks your heart
i’m taking the next flight to korea to break his face ]
jungkook puts a fist infront of the front cam and makes his 'fight’ face. it wouldn’t be threatening if it weren’t for his muscular figure. jin just laughs at jungkook’s attempt to be protective.
“we’re okay, i suppose? we don’t see each other much because i’m shooting a drama. he’s producing for this group called monsta x. pretty sure you’ve heard of them.” jin says and jungkook just nods.
[ oh shit!
its 8:45 and i’m going to be late!
i have to go hyung ]
jungkook is now panicking and grabs his backpack and keys. all that jin can see on his screen is blurry because jungkook is running all over the place. jungkook steps out of his flat and runs down the stairs and faces the camera again.
[ i’m going to catch a cab
i’ll call you again tomorrow!
i love you ]
jungkook, who’s out of breath, says. jin smiles at him and yawns. its really late and he should be really asleep.
“take care. love you, little brother.” jin smiles again and waves at the camera. jungkook waves back and does a finger heart.
[ jeonkook ended the video call ]
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