#i hate life bro

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

#jason todd #Bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #Damian Wayne #tim Drake #clark kent #Batman #alfred pennyworth #Bruce: he my little baby #jason: I’m 6’2 and have the ability to kill you if I wanted #Bruce: my baby my little son #jason: GOD YOURE SO EMBARRASSING DAD #jason was probably the most behaved child before he went boom boom and I stand by that #he enjoyed school #most likey hated it when he missed it #and he loves classic literature??? #bros a huge nerd #yea dick is all smiles but probably gave Bruce’s near death heart attacks everytime he swung from chandeliers and rooftops #jason just wanted to live his life in the library reading his fav books and homework

[daz4i]

mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro

#SORRY #i miss fukumori. don't get me wrong i loved the old man yaoi divorce and old man yaoi widowing we had here #but maybe fukuzawa needs his other evil man back in his life. they're about to enter another custody battle too right? #let's go mori you can goad him into hate sex before it gets bad. i believe in you bro #bungou stray dogs #< half tagging to inflict this on more ppl but mostly tagging to keep us in the trending for longer uwu

[rochenn]

Forever cursed to remember this official (?) art of Dooku and Asajj

Why r they posed like they stumbled into a May-December couple photoshoot. It's the worst thing I've ever seen yet at the same time Dooku looks so fucking uncomfortable I simply have to laugh

#it's giving bodice ripper cover art except bro is fearing for his life #i hate this #count dooku #asajj ventress

[mxtxfanatic]

Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?

Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?

#tgcf #human gripes at fandom #anyways these are rhetorical questions because I already know the answer #i just absolutely hate it #why do y’all hate female characters so badly 😭 #especially when they ‘get in the way’ of m/m ships? #mxtx shows that woman more respect in the book than fandom does outside of it #and she didn’t even give that character a name! #simply embarrassing #i could have also talked about jgy here #but let’s be real: that man never loved qin su (or anyone) #so i did not want to include him when discussing people who are *actually* capable of unconditionally loving others #but anyways #mdzs fandom sure loves to either disappear qin su #or act as if she’s the one responsible for why their precious ‘meng yao’ can’t just hop into bed with his bros #you know? the one he killed and the one he used as an accomplice in his murder? those bros? that he so obviously loved with sincerity? #at least moreso than he could ever love a *woman* amiright? #(for legal purposes that last tag was a joke) #i also really hate the implication that he xuan had no life before shi wudu ruined it #that in fact shi wudu made his life 'better' by tying him to shi qingxuan #the romanticization of shi wudu's actions to make way for a ship is... a Choice

[oceanwithouthermoon]

one of my favorite (/sarcastic but not really cuz its like funny idk) things in fandoms is when people make ocs or self inserts or 'x readers' being shipped with characters, but the oc/sona/reader is literally just another character from the source material.. its like youre shipping the characters but didnt want to admit it, so you made a kinsona and branded it as something else..

and its NEVER subtle, actually its super blatant every time and im always shocked when nobody points it out..

i have seen uncountable saiki k x readers where the description is like:

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts he cant read for the first time, and even though he doesnt trust her at first, she keeps proving that she is kind and has good intentions!" you mean nendo? reader is girl nendo?

"this time, he meets a girl whose thoughts honestly match up with her spoken words almost perfectly for the first time!" hairo. youre shipping saiki with girl hairo.

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts are too fast and jumbled to re-" ITS AKECHI, THATS AKECHI, ITS LITERALLY AKECHI.

"saiki meets someone whose just as immune to teruhashi as he is for the first and only tim-" this is hairo again, awe bae you secretly LOVE haisai ?!?

"saiki sees his old childhood friend for the first time in years after an incident caused them to be apart and then they fall in lov-" WHY DID YOU EVEN WRITE THIS AND NOT CALL IT SAIKECHI.

its even funnier when they say its like that characters little sister, but the way they write it is still literally just the character, like their personality, dialogue, even their relationship, is the same..

not all of them fit this exactly, but the ones that take a boy character and turn them into a girl oc to ship them with a boy, it reminds of how in equestria girls they couldnt make applejack and rarity endgame so they gave them boyfriends who looked IDENTICAL to each other.. thats what youre creating, guys, youre creating heterosexual rarijack.

#these r all very specific examples because ive seen all of them #MAKE UR KINSONAS SHAMELESSLY IF UR GONNA DO THIS BRO OMG #STOP PRETENDING ITS LIKE AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER IF UR JUST GONNA COPY IT ALL #i love kinsonas i would love to see actual kinsonas even if u structure them as 'x oc/reader' #none of these words are in the bible #say this to any not chronically online person and watch them short circuit #saiki k x reader fics are almost always like 'and then y/n SHATTERS TERUHASHIS EGO AND HUMBLES HER SO GOOD' ur sick in the head #x readers where they want to be the only person he likes and hes an asshole to everyone else also suck but- #people thinking he genuinely hates his friends is a phenomenon not exclusive to x readers lol its just far too common #sorry that was a side note #theyre not all bad #i dont even think the ones im talking about in the post are really bad- its just kinda dumb and silly #do what u want queens #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[100cat]

They call me Minecraft, the way I block people

#Minecraft #mineblr #my posts #mcyt #I said this and my bro was like ‘u gonna post that’ I’m like yeah XD #anyways blocking makes ur life so much better never feel bad #there’s no obligation to argue with randos online #and no obligation to look at blogs that hate ur fave or whatever XD #also block ppl haha get it cuz cuz MC ppl are blocks-

[martyrbat]

where's bruce wayne giving his kids hugs that are a little too tight and a second too long after they let go because who knows when or if you'll be able to ever hug them again

where's bruce wayne who goes to his kid's recitals and school events when he can because he wants them to be able to see their father's face in the crowd

where's bruce wayne who hangs up and says i love you or that he's proud of them or to be safe because it can be the last thing he's ever said to them. the last thing they ever hear from him.

where's bruce wayne who is a nervous, over involved wreck because he knows how cruel the world can be

where's bruce wayne sucking in a breath and shaking anytime the phone calls because it can be the one to deliver fatal news

where's bruce wayne who's eyes water up when he realizes how much his children grown

where's bruce wayne who makes sure all his kids know they can always return back to the manor. for a day, for a lifetime, there's always a room. that they'll always have a place to stay and it'll always be their home too

where's bruce wayne who checks on his kids before going to bed, who visits the empty rooms too just in case and out of habit

where's bruce wayne who bandages his children's scrapes and bruises when theyre 20 because they'll always be his babies

where's bruce wayne who supports his children and let's them know they never have to be alone

where's bruce wayne who had his parents and childhood so violently ripped away from him that now he gets to be what he always wanted - a father.

#he can still have trouble with affection and being two decades behind in therapy but #youre telling me a man who clung to their deaths this rawly isnt trying to be the father he would dream of having still? #its not the same as being a child and having a father of course but ? to be a father and have a child is the other side of that coin #above all else he should prioritize his little birdies i hate dc and comic bros that think hes emotionless #like man has been having a breakdown since 8. he took a vow to risk his life and try to help people in a doomed city purely because he #doesn't want anyone to ever hurt like how he has. to become what he has. to go through what he has. to be alone and as helpless as he was #he just wants to help people. and you're telling me this same man doesnt care about his children?? yea ok. #bruce wayne #good dad bruce wayne #batdad #posts from the crypt #batfam

[rystiel]

he’s so me—Sorry what who said that ???????

#having internal monologue about hating his life then turns around like ‘would you like some coffee? ☺️’ #LMFAOOOOO bro…….. #real #btw i started watching torchwood after a decade of wanting to lmfao #ianto jones #torchwood

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

Ugh everyone dunking on Steven are soooo cringe 🙄

Shane and Ryan are grown men who stood by this decision, so please dunk on them too lmao.

#watcher #sorry i think it's funny to dunk on steven and his tesla and expensive lifestyle and finance bro ways #i just think it's unfair to forget that they let him do that!!! they looked at that and went 'yeah i'll stand behind that' #so #let's dole out the dunking accordingly #but i do get why ppl hone in on steven specifically because like #the optics of going 'we're strapped for cash!!! anyway here's our new show about me traveling all over the world and eating gold!' #are not great good buddy ol' pal #they are in fact EXTREMELY hilarious #to be clear i'm not saying go and harass them #and in fact most that i've seen are people making the same sorts of gold-flake tesla jokes which i think are understandable #considering the aforementioned optics #i just think people hand-wringing over all the 'hate' steven gets are forgetting that he's living a life 90% of his audience can't afford #*because* of his audience #ALREADY #ya dig??

[mygroovymutationn]

I'm trying to learn how to do more cartoon type art, so have a Whouffaldi fanart while I figure it out 💫💫

#doctor who #whouffaldi #clara x twelve #clara x the doctor #peter capaldi #clara oswald #doctor who fanart #whouffaldi fanart #clara x 12 #12 x clara #jenna coleman #fanart #wip #i am learndingggg 😭 #cartoon art is hard bro i hate my life #my art

[littlestardescendants]

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! I want all your heads served to me on a silver platter and to choke you until your neck snaps!!!

( I miss Satan ;-; )

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AND OH OH OH DON'T THINK YOUR TRAGIC ASS FUCKING BACKSTORY IS GONNA MAKE ME FORGET THIS-

Your trauma doesn't excuse you, your subordinates, your stupid country from acting like this SCREW YOU- *Inhuman Screeching*

(I'll let you know if his tragic backstory does change my mind :0 )

#what in hell is bad #whb #what in hell is bad mc #what in hell is bad screenshot #whb mc #what in hell is bad solomon's descendant #what in hell is bad leviathan #whb leviathan #what in hell is bad Hades #whb Hades #I'm so pissed you poison me threaten my life and blackmail me now you want to feel bad for Levi?! #Fuck that I hate this country- #Bro I'm getting through but ngl I'm REALLY not liking Leviathan. When was he supposed to be bearable?? #Fun fact tragic backstory doesnt excuse his bullshit #I swear WHB Leviathan is rivaling OM Belphegor in 'Shittiest Demon' award >:(

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[chewysgummies]

So um... How's everybody been doing waiting for Larry & lawrie's bitch ass to show up at the beginning of february as everyone else already claims Kit this update?

#chewys notes #brawl stars #since im basically stuck playing this game again #As of recently I've been getting a lot of credits i need to actually unlock Kit rn #And i can actually be able to get the mfs rn #but i genuinely want to wait until larry and Lawrie are released #Even though they're an epic and easy to unlock #but still #I wanna save it for them #Even though again #I can get back my credit no problem with this new update #but whatever #brawl stars larry #brawl stars lawrie #i hate this sm #fuck my life bro #BS know that i like robots #god i wanna leave this shitty ass game but damn #If i sound like im being an asshole #It okay im just messing a bit #But fr tho #Playing this game again after i quit long time ago made me lose my hot girl swag #I aint never getting it back until i uninstalled this game for my own sake🙏🛐

[wvnkoi]

i literally despise engenes sometimes liek tell me why i posted a video on tiktok with heeseung in it and a girl commented on my video saying "he dont want u" VRO WHEN DID I SAY HE WANTED ME HELLOOOO . and shes up in here arguing about it with me when i said "aye hoon dont want u either brodie" cuz her username is litr "slut4hoon" and i was liek alright buddy u do u .

THESE ENGENES PISS ME OFF LEAVE ME ALOEN IM JUST DOIGN A TREND 😭

anyways follow my tiktok @/wvnkoi 🤗

#seol speaks #sorry had to get this off my chets because i hate mfs who automatically assume shit #swear it always be the private accs liek get a life bye #liek yes ill be like oh heeseung my man ❤️ #BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I ACTUALLY MEAN IT LIKE I DONT OWN BRO #oh my gof im fumign bruh i cannot w people

[amorhedera6]

i haven’t watched time bastard yet but something something peter was born the same year ted lost jenny so he was blocking out his family and missed peters birth and will never forgive himself for it bc peters the last person in his life who truly cares about him. something something.

#ted’s a sleazey asshole but he’s peters big brother forever #and he loves him more than anything else in his life #and they’ve got assholes for parents #so ted partially raised peter #and peter may hate him sometimes in the brother way #but he looks up to him #i’m obsessed with them your honor #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #bc i never know which to call him #ted spankoffski #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #spankoffski brothers #spankoffski bros #The Rambles

[oceanwithouthermoon]

saiki kusuo is the type of guy to take twilight sparkle hate PERSONALLY.

if u hate twilight sparkle, u hate him.

#kusuo biggest twilight sparkle kinnie real #bro will call a mf ableist for hating on twilight fr #'i hate twilighr sparkle..' 'woah did u just say u hate autistic people? #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post