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exilepurify · 1 year
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I know that Mob officially likes “happy music” but i think we should all collectively decide that Mob just really likes early 2000s melodramatic Nu Metal. it’s the funniest possible music genre for someone to catch Mob listening to because I think it would irrationally terrify Ritsu (pre-s3).
Ritsu calls Mob down for dinner but Mob is doing homework with his headphones in and doesn’t hear, so he has to go into Mob’s room and take his headphones off and “EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEE BRING ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK!! SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOUUU!!” is fucking BLARING from them but Mob just looks up and smiles super sweet like “Oh hi Ritsu c: Did you need something?” And Polite and Proper Ritsu is like… terrified by this for some reason. Like Mob’s gonna start strangling him or something LMFAO
It takes Ritsu weeks to build up the courage to ask about it and Mob’s like “i like it because it’s energetic ☺️”
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cygniavenue · 3 months
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MyHouse.wad: over double the file size of the original Doom 2, warps the game reality into loops, has an enemy with 999,999,999,999 hit points, the backrooms, also you kill Shrek
Doom Guy at the bottom of the screen the entire time: 🤨😐
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islndgurl777 · 13 days
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Favorite underrated tv bit is when the writing acknowledges the actors’ past roles.
We’ve been watching a lot of leverage lately and the writers do this a lot. Wil Wheaton and LeVar Burton guest star and there are Star Trek jokes. (I’m blanking on if they made any with Jeri Ryan as a main cast member.) Noah Wyle dons a lab coat for a con.
I just love that shit, I eat it up.
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the-au-collector · 27 days
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I just really want to share this one out of context line from my recent linked universe fic:
“It’s not stealing if the graves belong to us!” … and Legend can’t argue with that logic
(There’s more but then it’d just get confusing so have this)
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diorsbrando · 1 month
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you guys i discovered this last night and haven’t stopped thinking about it
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year
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phrases i’ve picked up from tumblr:
this is like if 9/11 was a good thing
this is like if 9/11 actually mattered
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beansprean · 2 years
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See the full thing and the sequel on Patreon! (18+ only)
Guillermo, unzipping his pants: I have to do everything in this goddamn house
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1. A cropped drawing covered by the Patreon logo showing Nandor panting, mouth open, as a gray faceless person forces his head back by the hair.
2. Guillermo sitting on a solid gold toilet in a fairly nice bathroom with a stand up double shower and a "baño sweet baño" needlework on the wall. There is also a skylight in the ceiling where we can clearly see Nandor bent over the bar in the man cave, drooling and grinning as the gray humanoid behind him yanks at his hair. Nandor shouts, "Guillermooooo!!" With a little heart and pants out, "Guillermo, do you see?? Do you see me, Guillermo?" Guillermo himself has fully turned his head away from the skylight, both hands up to shield that side of his vision as he turns bright red. Text next to him reads "Jesus fucking Christ"
3. View from behind Nandor at the bar, his shoulders rolling by some rhythmic motion as he calls out "Guillermo!" In obvious delight. His eyes shine above a big grin as Guillermo slams open the door to the man cave and marches in, sweater already unbuttoned and now working on unzipping his pants. He mutters angrily to himself, "can't believe you spent a wish on some faceless fucking machine when I'm right here, all you had to do was ask--" /end ID
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dig-jules · 1 year
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gaiaexploreslife · 4 months
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the way I have an ancestor named James Potter
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fcb-mv33 · 1 year
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Crofty when Max gets an item thrown at his vs when a flare is thrown onto the track nowhere near a car
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I feel like we all need to revisit that moment in Good Omens season one when discorporated Aziraphale is talking to Crowley like, “Sucks that I can’t have metaphysical intercourse with you. Jk, lol. Unless…”
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ronnyraygun · 1 year
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HOW?! LITERALLY HOW?! THAT WAS NOT THE SAME BOY.
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pipedreil · 10 months
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“Adam absently tapped a finger against his own wrist, a gesture somehow disconcerting and otherworldly.” gansey you are so dramatic
adam: sacrifices himself to a magical forest
gansey, now, every time adam does something: interesting… there’s smth off here…
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lmanburgseulogy · 14 days
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thinking about that time I roleplayed dsmp with my friends and I played c!wilbur so they called me a bad person for playing the villain 😭
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aldoesthings · 2 years
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could you imagine opening your fridge and finding a human arm in there? that’s what will graham’s life is like. donate now to 396-
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pinespittinink · 1 year
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This mini paperback of To Sleep in a Sea of Stars is so funny to me—there’s a normal sized one already but they came out with this too. How are you supposed to read it at all without cracking the spine in half
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