#i just wouldnt be surprised

[chao-statblock]

I do not believe in parasocially diagnosing people, but i think Brennan Lee Mulligan has got something going on that at the least looks like he has echolalia.

Man loves to repeat the last thing that was said.

#brennan lee mulligan #idk if you can just have echolalia on its own #or #if it only exists as a symptom #and like #while i do not like Truly Deeply believe it. it isnt a CONVICTION of mine #i just wouldnt be surprised

[brodudepants]

Sometimes I sit there and think of how lucky my old horse was to be born a colt and then gelded. Especially now that he's been sold

#human eye #ohh open vagina #while his bloodlines were interesting #and in some ways sought after #he himself would not make great breeding stock #1 has a which is forgivable in sterile stock #2 both dam and sire were fuckin bat shit and passed on the worst of their mental traits #if he were a mare some one would be all #and put another horse in it #like not necessarily as some mares live and die maiden #but considering the good kellog lines that even just off page go back to desert bred #and the more modern cmk on his top line #i just wouldnt be surprised #so im glad hes a gelding and can just be someones pony #horse ramblings

[starry-bi-sky]

Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #yes i know its a joke. its only funny in moderation #its also a shit joke #dpxdc vent #this doesnt mean anything i was just getting this off my chest. dont come @ me about it being a joke #i will only repeat what i said: its a shit joke and i dont care #it should be said #also knowing butch hartman and his love for all things superhero i wouldnt be surprised if sam is genuinely meant to be a caricature of #bruce wayne. considering how a lot of other DP things are inspired of the DCU and MCU. Freakshow. the reality gauntlet. danny is reminiscen #of spiderman #like think about it: she's jewish. she's gothic. she's loudly an activist. she's the top athlete in her grade. she's incredibly rich. #she's slightly emotionally constipated. she might actually be supposed to be a caricature of bruce wayne

[lostlavenderer]

I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception

#she's the ONLY PERSON COLIN LIKES #Lena respects her????? #GWEN WAS BLOODY FLUSTERED ABOUT THE MERE THOIGHT OF ALICE BEING NICE TO HR #Teddy and Sam are a given do I even have to go over why they are ib love w her #Celia will be too. just you wait #I can tell lesbianism because I am in fact a raging lesbian #alice dyer the woman you are #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 11 #colin becher #gwen bouchard #lena kelly #samama khalid #teddy vaughn #celia ripley #I wouldnt even be surprised if mr bonzo would fall for her #like have you heard her. I couldn't blame him frankly #alice dyer #theory: everyone stays as long as they do in that fucked up little job because alice stays #can you blame them

[scp-4999]

I need blackjack to be voiced by Jack Black

#at this point i wouldnt be surprised if they got chris Pratt and its just his regular voice coming out of that horse 😭 #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo

[mishiami]

seen a lot of fem skk lately thought i'd share my 15 fem skk designs

#you cant tell me fem dazai wouldnt be 1000x more obnoxiously smitten #like dazai is smitten but she's OPENLY smitten #gives chuuya a heart attack once every day #its her agenda #i have VIVID designs for fem skk through the years dont be surprised if i dump those at some point #i really like dazai looking basically the same in the mafia then trying out more feminine looks in her 2 years underground #its just a fun little thought #yk when people think about the soukoku reaction and hc chuuya as being shocked by dazai's eyes showing?? #fem chuuya being quietly surprised and smitten when she walks into the dungeon and sees dazai with both eyes. different. feminine. HAPPY. #just food for thought #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #fem skk #my art #fan art

[writer-room]

Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.

I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"

And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.

#tdp #the dragon prince #tdp rayla #tdp callum #text post #tdp season 5 #rayllum #talk #funny #its so funny to me girl he would KILL EVERYONE FOR YOU (except ez) #HOW WERE YOU SURPRISED HE WAS SO DEAD SET ON HELPING YOUR PARENTS ITS CALLUM #not only that bestie you could put the blade to his throat & he would let you. he wouldnt even fight he'd just let you #he would go so feral for you. release his chains. free him. #he wouldnt say 'please let me kill for you' but he would dramaticaly get on 1 knee & say 'rayla i would kill for you if it came down to it' #as if he wouldnt just do that if someone pushed him enough. i want someone to push his buttons enough. set him off it'll b funny #absence did make the heart grow fonder but i think he overdozed a bit. like just a smidge. theres like way too much fondness now #also its great bc MMMMM how do those callum & viren/claudia parallels FEEL BOYS #WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY SO TRUE. and also communication issues BUT MOSTLY THE SACRIFICE #hes the number 1 rayla defender. he supports her rights AND her wrongs

[razberrypuck]

extremely fucked up and evil thought about the undersea: so we know there are some laws that, when broken, are punishable by death. gillion has stated before that, as the champion of the undersea, he had a lot of duties and didn't enjoy many of them. do you think, when a crime of enough severity was committed, that the elders made gillion fulfill the role of executioner.

#this is just spitballing but like. also not. #i wouldnt be surprised if they pulled some shit like that. #i ALSO wouldnt be surprised if thats part of the reason gillion was *so* comfortable with killing people early campaign #(i say early campaign but he never really grew out of that “comfortable” space yk? hes just more merciful/willing to compromise now) #jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi show #just roll with it #gillion tidestrider #jrwi gillion #gillian tidestrider #jrwi gillian

[robotsafari]

i had a dream where something was off with riku’s shadow…

#beep boop you want fries with that #kingdom hearts #riku #(and ansem. in shadow form) #IGNORE THE MISTAKE OF RIKUS HAND AUUGHH I HATE DRAWING HANDS #riku wasnt wearing his dream drop distance outfit but i drew him with it because. well. dream LOL #its so weird like it wasnt even clear what world he was in #he was in some sort of tavern?? so maybe you’d think it was the kingdom of corona #liek the snuggly duckling but it definitely wasnt #i couldnt tell you why but trust me #it was kinda surreal that i actually had a dream about kingdom hearts. go figure #its like the hardest thing in the world to have a dream about a fixation im having #usually my dreams are trauma. and me dying. sometimes both. #and if it is about my fixation it’s usually me getting a bunch of merch of it and then i wake up and whoops i dont have it #or i just forget all of my dreams and wake up with nothing to think about. #so i like it when i have some cool bizarre shit related to my fixation happen #its funny because this sounds like something that would happen in either kh itself or someones fanfiction #i wouldnt be surprised if someone has already drawn or written about this #anyway gn i hope i have another weird dream about kh

[sonknuxadow]

am i the only one who still thinks that they didnt do enough with rouge in sonic prime. and not in a "she didnt get enough screentime" sort of way but in a "they didnt seem to be putting as much thought into what they were doing with her as they were with the other main characters" sort of way

#someone else would be better at explaining it than me i dont really know how to explain my thoughts on this #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #idk not really but im tagging just in case #like i wouldnt be surprised if they already had the idea for the plot and what they were going to do for all the characters down #but then realized how bad it would look if there were only 3 girls in that huge cast #so they just threw rouge in there without really thinking about it #its a huge shame really because i really like rouge #and was super excited when it was revealed that she'd not only be in the show but also be a main character #and she was super cute and fun in the first episode #all of her shatterspace variants feel like they easily could have just been some other character and the story/impact would have been #exactly the same. which isnt the case for other characters. except for big but big doesnt really do anything plot relevant for the most par

[gonna-live-just-to-spite-you]

Max and Richie: Were beat up, drowned, and sort of stabbed with wood to death, and dismembered

Hatchetfield citizens: KILLER MUST'VE HAD A GUN

#like really guys it's clearly not a gunman killing them #hatchetfield doesnt have the smartest people huh #or maybe they just have guns that do that to people #i mean it *is* hatchetfield i wouldnt be surprised #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #npmd

[ganondoodle]

with every thing i learn about what the directors of totk said in interviews it all just gets worse huh?

the thing about the shiekah tech just vanishing and nobody caring enough to look into it was already rough and now i learn they said that -after botw zelda wondered if hyrule as a kingdom was still needed but then totk happens- just sounds like she wondered if hyrule as a kingdom still needed to exist in the way it had been (which would be an interesting change for once and also make sense for her character) and then they took her back into the distant past with the super good guy king of a godly race to teach her the lesson what her place is and that yes, their monarchy needed and good and really given to her by "gods" and what if big evil black man shows up again

i dont have the energy to get into it further but needed to say soemthing about it bc it keeps bothering me :(

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #kinda #anyway #zelda #totk #big yt theory guy posted a video about how he doesnt like totk and was very defensive about it knowing hes swinging a bat at hornets nest #and i was surprised by that and commented on it that he isnt as alone in feeling like that as he might think #and bc its youtube theres gotta be some weirdos #so someone really saw my comment in probably 300+ comments by now #and felt the need to say that they didnt get anything from what i said other than me writing -zonai- as sonau #which i considered replying to with -other languages exist- #but its really not worth to get into a discussion with some rando on youtube #i then discovered you cant block people on youtube anymore just mute them either #also their account name had -israel- as the first word in it so #something tells me they wouldnt be very fun to argue with

[shittyakechiweekly]

p3 protag and more fiddling around with akechi's metaverse outfit

#akechi goro #p5 #persona 3 #persona 3 protagonist #I finished watching a p3 lets play and ough it scratches my brain so good #i want to play fes and the reload so bad #ive also just been reading a fic that combines p5 and p3 #and so they have been sitting together in my head #lets ignore the fact i havent finished p5r and I also just started p4 a few weeks ago #i need p3 now #honestly if i ever get my hands on a copy of p3 fes or reload i wouldnt be surprised if it became my new top game of all time #just the THEMES and the MUSIC and the AESTHETIC i just lfkjdfhkjdhjdh #give me now #it scratches my brain #anyways im totally normal

[ankylosaurusthesaurus]

that thing in musicals when everyone’s singing completely different things and it all falls on top of each other and it’s just pure cacophony but it’s so perfect and it just sounds so right and it’s all brain scratchy <3

#fun home #falsettos #polyphony my beloved <3 #fun home has the same vibes as falsettos musically and i just?? dont know what it is #they're extremely different story wise #i wouldnt be surprised if the falsettos score was inspiration for the fun home score #the only similarity is both shows have an examination of family and family dynamics #but that is. pretty much it i think #idk im more familiar with falsettos than i am fun home but i am getting very into fun home #i watched waiting in the wings video on fun home and i am now hyperfixating

[fullunadulteratedart]

and i don't care if it burns my eyes and i don't care cause my love is blind

from staring at the sun

(some alt colour versions under the cut)

#one piece #roronoa zoro #zolu #technically #i mean i know zoro just has unending faith and at this point wouldnt be that surprised at luffy being an actual god #but i still like to imagine a moment where he sees him in full gear5 form and is just like... holy shit... #that's my captain #my art

[secretlythatsme]

i've seen a lot of dp fans in the dpxdc fandom talk about not having access to comics so here. it's completely free, good quality scans (for most things), basically any dc comic you could want is there. you should have an adblocker but the ads aren't the worst if you don't, just noticeable and annoying. you're not gonna get a virus, i've been using the site for years, as have many other fans.

if you genuinely want to read the comics, take advantage of the sites comic fans have been using. there's new and old stuff and everything in between. crossovers too. whatever you want to read, you'll find there.

#it was genuinely surprising to see people talk about inaccessibility and cost of comics here #like ik most of you arent dc fans but i was still surprised #literally everyone in the dc fandom knows about this and uses it regularly #i just forgot that people who arent comics fan wouldnt know about the free comic sites lol #new runs are updated too! its not just the old stuff! #so no you dont need a comic store or a shit ton of money to read the comics #dpxdc #if we're talking movies and shows then use fmovies #DEF use an adblocker (and vpn if you have one) for that though #and since this is directed at dp fans id highly suggest watching the bat.man scooby doo crossover! #its amazing and imo is a great example of mixing bat.man with a more comedic child friendly vibe #bat.man is so goofy in that movie i love it aldhg #oh man... thats making me think of dpxdcxsd crossover now... #is the acronym for scooby doo sd? that feels wrong #well anyway if you want to read the comics for free you can lol #remember! the dc fandom has been here for decades! we have all the resources you need!! dont be afraid to look or ask! #and if you dont know where to start reading - just pick your favorite character and find a masterlist made by an obsessed fan #and start there lol #but if anyone wants recs let me know and ill be happy to help :)