JESSE. JESSE YOU WORTHLESS IMBECILE. STOP POURING OIL ON YOURSELF JESSE. YOU CAN’T FLY IN THE RAIN BECAUSE YOU COVERED YOURSELF IN OIL JESSE. IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOS-
They always say that the white boy was quirked up and busting it down sexual style, but why do we always ask if he was goated with the sauce? Have we not learned anything? Have we not understood that he is, in fact, goated with the sauce? If a white boy is quirked up and busting it down sexual style, he will ALWAYS be goated with the sauce. Never forget that.
Enid: "EW"?!
Enid: Stop trying to ruin our arts and crafts date!
Wednesday: …
Wednesday: Enid. Those are our initials.
Enid: …oh.
Wednesday: Don’t act like it’s not your fault. You’re named like a grandmother.
Enid: SaYS THE ONE NAMED AFTER HUMP DAY?!
“Dear boy, you’re all duct tape and saftey pins” is such a raw line it sounds like it’s be from some 2012 wattpad one direction self insert reader imagine angst fan fiction but it’s actually from the CW’s supernatural which is kinda the same thing