#i love my idiot brothers

[14106]

valentines day is for the loud lovers but also the ppl who love u quietly (but unconditionally) with actions more than words (like filling reports for u)

#stupid idiots got their asses kicked but they solved the case....... #mine #i'll be super busy tomorrow w my love n my bestie <3 but i wanna draw some steb and uli too ou godddd ouuuu #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #brother ion like taggin shidd i wish i could send my stuff to others telepathically

[perpetual-trashcan]

The funniest thing to come out of today was that when my little brother heard about the Try Guys cheating scandal, he started another rant about how these straight white guys make a career from supposedly loving their wives only to cheat on them (continuing on from the rant he had after John mulaney) and how they can’t be trusted….

Only for him to stop half way through and looking at me with this semi horror before asking “wait can I be trusted?”

#my brother is a himbo and I love that idiot so much #i also had to remind him he’s a baby bisexual #and very unmarried #so he’s okay #😂 #try guys #ned fulmer #john mulaney #✨ #chaos adventures of the star children

[concernedbrownbread]

*Hands your 7 dollars*

ID: screenshot from the Brothers Sun where Bruce hands 7 one dollar bills to the Admin and asks "How much education would this buy me?" END ID

#i love bruce actually #yeah yeah charles is the wettest little meow meow and I love him too #BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS BOY RIGHT HERE? #in this world for like two weeks and outmaneuvers all the big players without compromising (too much of) his morals? #even if he is still a bit of an idiot #literally even big sun was slightly impressed by the end #ughhh my boyyyy #new meme template #i think? #this show is very funny and sweet pls go watch #the brothers sun #bruce sun

[pyjamacryptid]

I’m thinking about Gwen and Elyan tonight folks….. they were siblings, finally reunited after years, reconciled, and obviously cared for one another very much and there were hardly any on-screen interactions between them save for episodes where either one of them was in danger of some kind. Sigh.

I also know for a fact their exchanges would’ve been hilarious because it seemed that Elyan was the one person that knew how to annoy Gwen at light-speed LOL

yeselyanprincearthurofcamelot

#bbc merlin #merlin #I just really love siblings in media #and wish we got more of these two #in the ‘inbetween’ moments #I mean little moments like nudges and eye rolls #someone that brings out Gwen’s childish side the way only an annoying brother can #someone that brings out the goofier side behind elyan’s deadpan sarcasm #to know which one is the older one!!! (imo it’s Gwen) #to even see them standing together more often (and not just at their father’s grave 😭) #especially would’ve loved it while she was queen #Gwen’s trying to be professional and her idiot stoic brother is crossing his eyes at her across the room #to just tease her!!! and her tease him!!!! #I need elyan!! to give arthur!!!!!! a shovel talk!!!!!!! #and for Gwen to be like uh excuse me I haven’t seen you in years why do you think you can do this on my behalf #and Arthur is just like ‘you have my word no harm shall come to her’ #Gwen is sooo unimpressed with both of them she just leaves and they’re both like… #her displeasure is literally a fourth presence in the room … bro do u think we fucked up #idk bro… #let’s ask merlin. yeah let’s #merlin just laughs at them and tells them good luck #ok this ran away from me anyway #bbc Gwen #bbc elyan #guinevere pendragon #sir elyan #merlin meta #I guess? #ren rambles

[xysidhe]

On the topic of Regulus' patronus, since I won't let this die until I see it in a fic even if I have to write it myself.

Regulus: Why can't I get this bloody charm to work

Remus: Happy thoughts, Reg. Happy thoughts.

Regulus: What part of my upbringing gave you the illusion I have those?

Remus: Happy. Thoughts

Peter: Think like that fairy! Tonker Bells!

Remus: Tinker Bell. Purebloods.

Regulus: Could you two stop arguing over muggle cartoons so I can focus!

Regulus: Expecto Patronum!

Sirius: Bloody hell Reggie, is that a lion?

Regulus: Oh.

James: Oh.

Remus: He's beautiful Reg, what are you going to name him?

Regulus: Helios

Sirius: You're going to name your patronus after the sun?

Regulus: It keeps to the family theme doesn't it?

Sirius: Mother would have a fit. Looks like both her sons are more Gryffindor than Black. This is bloody brilliant! Told you Reggie, you should've been sorted into Gryffindor!

James: I think his patronus is perfect for him.

Regulus: I think so too.

#just imagine its an AU where Regulus ran away with Sirius to the Potters #Regulus likes to hang out with the Maraduers in the Gryffindor Common Room #James was trying not to cry after he saw the patronus #James did in fact cry after he heard the name #James remembered all the times Regulus called him 'my sun' and 'sunshin' and he KNEW #they havent said I love you yet but this was somehow even more profound #Remus is just eaying his chocolate amused by Regulus and James being idiots in love #remus knew they were in love and thats why he convinced Regulus to practice the Patronus in the common room #Sirius isnt actually unaware of the secret romance between his best friend and brother but he has a bet going with Peter #they want to see who will confess to him firsr #itll be James #while drunk #jegulus #marauders headcanon #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #regulus deserved better #regulus x james #regulus arcturus black #james deserved better #james fleamont potter #james x regulus #starchaser

[natadachoco]

brocon brocon brocon brocon brocon br–

original by @/yukinaAiyu on twitter!

This is a secondary derivative. Do not reproduce without permission from the original author.

#asl brothers #ace #luffy #sabo #one #asl #portgas d. ace #monkey d. luffy #my translation #my god i am so in love with their dynamic #they're so cute #look at these idiots <3333 #posted with permission

[earlgodwin]

"Cesare profoundly believes that his brother is an idiot." (x)

#just spamming them because i miss these idiots so much #come back to me right now i'm serious #the hedonistic reckless younger brother and the strict driven older brother #their dynamic stays my favorite thing about the show #“do you love me brother” “i would kill for you!” okayyyyyy #the borgias #juan borgia #cesare borgia #francois arnaud #david oakes #tvarchive #cinemapix #juan and cesare #about juan #by jen

[m0e-ru]

underpaid

#persona 4 spoilers #persona 4 #p4 #gsa sl au #moel gas station attendant #izanami persona #⛽️🌫 #tohru adachi #nanako dojima #souji seta #// needed to draw this freak being a freak like genuinely #// people need to get my vision of making the most out of this loser #// car hood fell on them and they bit their lip i dont know #// adachi being touchy is like . essential to the definition of their relationship like #// maybe you think 'oh i gotta stop this idiot from hurting himself' no brother you just want 2 hold a man tell me why youre at inaba pd huh #// also love how nanako was scared of the attendant thats like my favorite thing and nobody understands #// you think god is a gamer WRONG that qte wasnt even rapid press maam you can calm down look shes not even holding the controller right #// girls who hook up a human facade to ps2 mapping yeah like i care at this point #// SORRY ABOUT THE TV SET? ive never seen the backside of my own tv until those things were thrown out sorry.

[iloveacronix]

Dragons Rising s2 is coming out next week(In english YAYYYY), how we feeling?

#Machia is mad underrated #Ninjago nya #Nya smith #Literally one of the strongest ninja #lego ninjago #ninjago #Nya ninjago #Commander machia #Ninjago machia #Ninjago commander machia #Ninjago cole #Ninjago decoded #Girlbosses #Poor machia #Had to lead all her siblings into war with her 2 brothers #Oh yea and being desintigrated after doing everything she could to help the hands of time succeed #I'll always remeber you girl </3 #Dont worry i love my idiots #*blows kiss to Zane specifically* <3333

[heartsgettingwiser62]

I just NEED a s5 scene where Jancy is talking about how dumb Mike and Will are being and how they could resolve their problems if they just talked, and then another scene where Byler is talking about how dumb Nancy and Jonathan are being and how they could resolve their problems if they just talked, none of them realizing that the things they're calling out could also apply to themselves

#this is just me manifesting Byler-Jancy parallels for s5 bc there's nothing. NOTHING. in this world that makes me as happy as those #also i love it when ships are fucking idiots it's so exasperating but the slowburn is chefs kiss #my babies are so painfully dumb i love them sm <33333 #byler #jancy #will byers #mike wheeler #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #byler scenarios #byler season 5 #byler s5 #stranger things 5 #stranger things #stranger things scenarios #jancy scenarios #byler prompt #byler and jancy #byers brothers #wheeler siblings #byler-jancy parallels

[quietwingsinthesky]

never ending war of the raphael lover in spn fandom. you will appreciate them and their astoundingly grief-riddled faith in god and their exhaustion from trying to love the world he left and their only grasp at peace being the promise of paradise after the apocalypse and their anger that fuels the civil war in heaven when they’re the only archangel left standing after the apocalypse ended and that peace never came. and you will appreciate them for getting silly with it and exploding castiel that one time. he had it coming.

#raphael spn #my torment will never end until everyone here loves them like i do #and im gojng to keep yelling about them until that happens #raphael bbygirl u deserved so much better. u deserved to be revived like ur stupid brothers and meet god and pummel him. in the face. #and then ditch your responsibilities too like said idiot brothers. go take a nap u deserve it

[bowiesawizardmoony]

we all know the black brother are so angsty and dramatic and we love them dearly for it. that said i love to think about like the slightest thing happens to them and they go sit in one of their dorms together, complain really loudly, then scream to Conan Grey or olivia rodreigo or taylor swift. like those boys would scream “FEELS LIKE WE HAD MATCHING WOUNDS BUT MINES STILL BLACK AND BLUE AND YOURS IS PERFECTLY FINE”. they’re so dramatic and james and remus are just standing in the doorway very concerned for their boyfriends knowing not to interrupt. my little idiots <3

#wolfstar #dead gay wizards #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #the marauders #maurders era #jegulus #james loves regulus #regulus loves james #black brothers #the most ancient and noble house of black #my idiots #like i know they’re so over the top with their feelings once they work their shit out with each other #james x regulus #remus loves sirius #sirius loves remus #regulus black

[zarithial]

woe, iterators be upon ye.

mobile designs for brittle and spite  ( @softcryz​ ) for the global group 

#Zarithial art #rain world #look at these two idiots #freed from the string and where do they go? #directly to their brothers to say hi #god #i love them all so so much #LANDS_EDGE #turns out this is my 1000th post

[xjustakay]

prompt: champagne — 745 words (telling sirius that they’re dating ft. brunch and not so gentle threats lmao) @jegulus-microfic

How Regulus had let his boyfriend convince him that brunch was the place to inform Sirius of their relationship is beyond him. A couple fluttered blinks of those bright hazel eyes and a well placed ‘please, love, it’s important to me’ between kisses in bed and it was done.

Regulus has never considered himself a weak man, but fucking hell, if James Potter hasn’t proven otherwise.

Sirius, to his credit, hasn’t exploded. He’s currently seeming rather catatonic where he sits across the table, which is its own sort of concerning, but there’s no immediate screaming. A good sign? Regulus isn’t convinced.

When Regulus catches their waitress on her way past their table, he waves her down. She’s polite with a smile when she steps nearer, asking what he needs.

“Do you have anything stronger than the champagne in these mimosas available right now?” He asks, fluttering a hand toward the few glasses on the table.

“Um, well, there’s vodka in the bloody Marys on our brunch menu. Would you like to order one of those?”

“I’d like a bottle of just the vodka for the table, actually.”

He knows it’s an impossible request, he’s just hoping that maybe sliding her a twenty note or two might convince her to do him this one kindness. Her brow furrows and she looks at Sirius first before glancing past Regulus at James.

“He’s joking,” James says, forcing a nervous sounding laugh.

Regulus sinks in his seat, mumbling, “I’m really not.”

James lets out another shaking laugh before requesting the check as soon as she can get it for them. The poor girl darts another odd look around the table before painting a smile back on and nodding, then she’s gone again. Regulus goes back to staring at Sirius, who has taken to looking at him through narrowed eyes.

“You two are dating.” It’s not a question, no longer needing the clarification given they’ve already explained twice.

Regulus arches a brow. “Should I say it in French for you next?”

“Reg…” James warns.

“Actually, you,” Sirius swivels his focus to James who looks back at him, wide-eyed. “Millions of people on this earth and you decide my brother is the one you want to date?”

Regulus rolls his eyes so hard it’s a miracle they don’t get stuck that way. This is the response he expected. Because of course Sirius would jump to that, to the fact that James would choose to be with him, as if it’s some great offense to the order of the universe. 

Instead of offering further comment, Regulus snatches his glass from the table and downs the remaining bit of mimosa in it. He wasn’t joking about the little bit of champagne not being enough to get through this.

“You know I’ll kill you if you hurt him, James.”

Regulus chokes on the gulp of his drink.

Both James and Sirius look at him in concern as he reaches for his napkin and covers a couple more sputtering coughs into it, then wipes at his mouth.

“I’m sorry, what?”

Sirius scowls at him, kicking his shin beneath the table. “You idiot, of course I’d kill him for you. I’d kill him in a heartbeat.”

“Cheers, mate,” James snorts.

“You— Hang on.” Regulus sits up straighter, blinks beneath the crease of his brows, and glances between the two of them. “So, you’re… okay? With me and him?”

“I mean, I’m not totally wrapping my head around it at the moment. Still in shock, maybe, but… sure?” Sirius tilts his head like he’s thinking it over before he shrugs. “You’re both pains in my ass so I guess it makes a little sense.”

James laughs; it doesn’t sound nervous anymore. Now it’s Regulus’ turn to stare blankly at his brother as he tries to make sense of this actually going fairly well instead of being the catastrophic event he had been bracing himself for all morning. 

It’s only when James knocks his elbow into his that he’s pulled from his thoughts. There’s a fond smile on his face when Regulus looks at him, the same kind that has soothed many of Regulus’ worries in the past few months. God, he really does love him, stupid brunch announcements and all.

“Told you it wouldn’t be as big a deal as you thought.” James presses a quick kiss to his cheek.

Regulus notices Sirius’ nose scrunch at the open display of affection and ends up laughing finally, too.

#jegulus #starchaser #the black brothers #i giggled my way through writing this one #idiot boys all three of them #and i love them so so much #kay’s microfics #kay’s writing

[karamazovanon]

bitches will say their mental health is doing great and then in the same breath say their favorite dostoevsky characters are ivan, raskolnikov, ippolit, and kirillov. as if that's not worthy of a DSM-V diagnosis in and of itself

#its me im bitches #guys i cant be normal about kirillov im folding him up into origami and putting him in my pocket #anontalks #devils #the idiot #the brothers karamazov #this is such a fucking self-own but i cant pretend like this isnt the holy trinity of Are You Okay? #also i cant be normal about the shit pyotr and st/avrogin have going on. im like halfway through devils and im too h/annibalpilled for this #including smerdyakov in this btw #but i know there arent as many smerd enjoyers.... i love him however and could rant about him forever #EDIT FUCK I FORGOT RASKOLNIKOV #added him in. icb i forgot him in my edgelord collection #and nastasya............ god theres a lot of suicidal characters huh.

[asterouslyaesthetic]

I am so, so normal about the idea that the intersection between Carmine's likes and Drayton's likes is Kieran.

Just the idea that this guy genuinely wanted to be friends with Kieran—still wants to be friends with Kieran—but ends up in a weird friendship triangle with Carmine over him, until everything goes so wrong that he and Carmine end up bonding over their shared concern over Kiki.

Like Drayton just follows Kieran around in the biomes, pretending to be surprised to see him (and that fractures their relationship more). Before TM, he encourages Kieran and tells him he's just as strong as his sister, if not stronger (Kieran takes it a jab at his sister, the same way she does, but he's just clumsily trying to help his self-esteem). He calls him Kiki and bud, and makes him hang around E4 meetings since he'll just wait for Carmine outside otherwise.

Just...Drayton being an older brother to Kieran, but failing miserably, until they finally have a heart to heart post-ID and Drayton tells him he was never mocking Kieran (except when Juliana wins, but he figured that was fair game and didn't realize just how badly Kieran was doing).

Kieran still pushes him into the water when Drayton cheekily says he should call him Bro.

Carmine tries strangling him when she hears that his response to "We aren't related" is "Well, if I marry Carmine..."

He is only saved because the E4+Juliana band together to restrain her.

#pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #trainer drayton #trainer kieran #rival kieran #trainer carmine #elite four drayton #rival carmine #because i ship carmine/drayton #he does end up marrying her LOL #kieran never does call him bro until drayton's funeral where he's like “my brother was an idiot but i loved him all the same”