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melancholicmarionette · 2 years

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A one shot while I work on updating my other fanfic, because life is full of contradictions and the creative process is strange.

Synopsis: Danny Phantom agrees to one interview, and the trio brainstorms the answer to the inevitable “how did you die?”

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“Electrocution?”

Danny grimaced, at the ceiling and not at Tucker because he couldn’t be bothered to lift his head. He lay flat on his back in bed, partly imagining his own fake death and partly just listening to his friends’ ideas.

“Too close to the real deal,” he said.

“Point acknowledged,” Tucker said, ‘hmm’ing for a moment, “car accident?”

“…A little boring, yeah?”

“‘A little boring’ he says,” Tucker said, and Danny heard the sound of pencil scribbling. “It’s one of the more reasonable options. Like the number one cause of death.”

“No, that’s heart disease,” Sam said, “and that…honestly kinda anticlimactic.”

“You too, huh?” Tucker said, “not everyone can have a heroic exit.”

“But I could,” Danny said, sitting up, “you don’t think I’m cool enough to have, like, run into a burning building to save people?”

“It’s hard to think of you as cool when you’ve got like six model space shuttles on your dresser—hey!” Tucker rolled on the floor, avoiding the smiley-face shaped stress ball Danny had launched at him. “And hard to see you as heroic when you throw things at me, your best friend.”

Danny rolled his eyes, letting out a sigh.

“…I regret asking people I’ve known since childhood to write my tragic backstory.”

“I want to revisit food poisoning,” Sam interjected, “I think if people learned their hero was ended by unsafe and unregulated manufacturing of—“

“I’m not telling the six o’clock news I shit myself to death so you can bring down Nestle!”

There was a moment of silence before the three dissolved into laughter so violent he felt they may suffocate. Danny mentally added that one to their list, but by the night’s end they hadn’t really gotten any closer.

#danny phantom #sam manson #tucker foley #what is this bullshit #i might be drunk #cannot confirm or deny

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emsleyanbluejay · 6 months

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you ever think about Van Gogh’s sunflowers and cry

#Blue Jay Chirps #i might be drunk

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chuck-of-all-trades · 7 months

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Mother fucker I cannot emphasize how CRANCHY I want that shit.

#CRANCHY #food #doordash #screenshot #I might be drunk #funny to me right now #I’m going to regret this post #funny #random #spelling #I’m only happy when it rains is playing right now #fuck I love garbage #pour your misery down #HERE IS THE REAL ME TUMBLR

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yikes077 · 2 months

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I was scrolling on YouTube and I found an edit of Adam dying and Lute crying over him and everything and so just have to share the top comment bc I could not stop cackling.

Let me set the scene: the edit is darkened and sad to watch, Daylight by David Kushner is playing, it’s almost emotional. You open up the comments, just to see what the fans are saying, who else is seeing and reading this deep videos? Top, pinned comment:

#idk why I found this so funny #I might be drunk #who knows #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin edit #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin lute #hazbin hotel lute #youtube #edit #sad edit #this is actually so funny #alchol has been consumed in the making of this post

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lucy-verse · 4 months

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Not me shipping Rolan and Lorroakan because I found Rolan’s fanboying adorable, only to be bitterly disappointed to discover Lorroakan’s an abusive prick.

Not me making a Tav who looks suspiciously like that bastard wizard, only he’s a ray of sunshine who treats Rolan like the king he is, and deciding this is Lorroakan’s more successful (and handsome) half-elf brother who is everything that dickhead wishes he could be 👀

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 rolan #rolan x tav #lorroakan #I was soooo ready #and then boom #Lorroakan’s an absolute turn off #heh get it?#ABSOLUTE?#I might be drunk

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rachalixie · 5 months

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thinking about how minho would spoil the shit out of you

#i just want a sugar daddy #that is specially him #him as a sugar daddy #i might be drunk

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jackharkness · 3 months

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shoutout to all the fandoms that didn't make it on tumblr. The shows that were aired and forgotten. The movies that only a few remember. I see you and I love you

#I might be drunk

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marathehomosexual · 20 days

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If you lock me into a room with Ken Kaneki that girl is exiting it pregnant

#ken kaneki #Tokyo ghoul #keep Cumming in her gay ass #I might be drunk

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jessss-ica · 2 years

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