im gonna start crying. to be loved is to be changed :(
Stuffed Owlbear Toy
"Though threadbare and slightly dirty, this stuffed toy is soft and comforting, like a warm hug."
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GOD I had the cutest horny feedist dream
I was in a bar and met a cute girl who was eating a salad. she complained to me about how she has to restrict her calorie intake and I was like "haha I dont!" and she ordered me a biiig dessert to prove it. I ate 2 whole brownie platters as she watched. then she played with my belly and teased me for being such a fatty while the whole bar watched. I remember whispering into her ear something like "you wanna take this to the McDonalds drive thru?" and then I woke up. holy shit it was amazing 🥵🥴😫🐷
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
you are greeted by...... her
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i had a dream that they released a surprise book for Christmas and it was Aziraphale's journal and it came with Christmas cookies
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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name
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cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream
In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion
The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-
I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D
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butch lesbians are fucking gorgeous btw. all of them. ur all handsome as fuck
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I know things are going downhill for me when i start thinking this is the hottest Laios looked in the manga.
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Too Online For Regular Friendships IRL, But Not Online Enough For Discord Friend Groups
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sofia coppola while directing marie antoinette from ‘the making of marie antoinette’ documentary by eleanor coppola x
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