#i wanna be in that office

[phantomrose96]

Actually the funniest part of the entire James Somerton debacle is the response his cowriter Nick gave. For context, Hbomberguy talks a bit about Nick as a cowriter, and there is not any strong evidence implicating Nick of also plagiarizing, so Hbomberguy takes the angle of "Nick is probably not (also) responsible for the plagiarism".

Nick's response?

To claim he could not be part of the plagiarism, because he does not read. And does not do research...

SOURCE: I Fact-Checked The Worst Video Essayist On YouTube - YouTube, video essay by Todd in the Shadows.

The second screen cap is maybe a tongue-in-cheek joke... but bold choice when everyone's eyes are on you to respond to serious allegations. And this screencap doesn't include the other wishy-washy statements, pre-video, from Nick saying to the effect of "I write based on vibes. I come up with an idea and ruminate on it." For research videos. For educational videos about queer history and queer media culture.

Adds flavor to the Todd video, which goes through two-dozen examples of Somerton videos which just claim... provably factually incorrect bullshit.

This guy is a writer. An author. You could not waterboard "I don't read" out of me if I were aiming to launch a writing career.

Beating the plagiarism allegations by confidently asserting you suck too bad to ever get that far.

#hbomberguy #just... so fascinated with this #like was it an admittance under duress? #like 'no officer i did not kill that man because I was spending the night with my mistress' #or is it like a roundabout flex... like 'im a writer who doesnt read (and look how good my writing is just naturally)' #i wanna know

[ascendingconures]

spooky reminder that i made a VR map of the Magnus Institute you can go explore on vrchat. Its interactable. Its unhinged. its buggy. its full off references. dont take it too seriously.

#i forgot i deleted my old account and this post got yeeted #i wanna make the tunnels beneath it eventually #also finish elias' office and fill artefact storage with more stuff #you can go in the coffin btw. you do get stuck if you do #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #i am so proud of jons office in this it is.. beautiful #martin blackwood #tim stoker #michael distortion #trying to remember other characters i have reffed in this map #sasha james #the michael door is on the michael avatar and not part of the map sadly #im not good at vr photography/video recording. can you tell

[inkskinned]

these days, the summer fan is on, and there is a little cricket in you. your mother would say you don't have ambition, but that's not quite true. you just had different priorities: for most of your life, the pain swallowed so much of your energy that picturing a future was almost impossible. it took so much just to render yourself here without evaporating - making goals always felt shallow, far-off.

at 17, maybe you would have wanted to be famous. maybe you would have wanted to kiss every woman and come home late at night and call the dawn to heel like a dog. to meet taylor swift and ask her to collaborate on poems and french-kiss in the rain. to wiggle your fingers at jealous ex-lovers while you lifted the hem of your ballgown and got out of limousines. a life of rooftops, spinning and glittering.

these days, it isn't that you're tired, but that you have learned the weight of carrying things. you have had the good times. you have laughed at the bottom of a pool. you have had your hands on the paring knife. you know the cost of it, like a carcinogen. these days, you want a life like a stone fruit. these days, you want a life that lays gently on your skin, rather than piercing through.

you are going to get a little condo with your friend. the two of you fantasize about basic things: how it will feel to cook in a friendly kitchen. the serenity of picking out wall paint colors. putting plants in the sunlit corner. you want a place that never rings in anger. where the only echo is jazz music. you want a peace like holding your head under the water.

ah. maybe your younger self would be devastated - you got boring?

she doesn't know yet. she has lived her entire life terrified, running. she has grown so accustomed to the threat that she has fallen in love with the scythe. she thinks passionate and violent are synonyms, that anything lovely has to come with a bad side. she thinks life has to break like a wave - that you need to swallow the ocean in order to stay above the foam. she doesn't know about the boat yet. she doesn't know about spending hours at home, quiet, your hands folded, finding peace. she doesn't know about weightlessness. she thinks everything good is everything sharp. that the pain is what makes something satisfying.

one day she will make cookies from scratch. one day when she breaks a plate, she will be the only one around, and nobody will start shouting. one day she will slip her fingers under the sand, and it will make sense to her. the life assembling in little shards: oh. i've been afraid of a quiet life at home because i've never had a quiet home to come to before.

the gentle world inside her, singing behind a door.

#literally spending the last 3 days salivating over apartments #alex: wanna get a house together but be normal about it? #me: IF I DONT FIND A HOUSE IMMEDIATELY ALEX I AM A THREAT #writeblr #im simply not approaching this like a normal person. but like to be fair. my office my kitchen and my livingroom are all the same fucking #10 feet #if i lie down a certain way i am in all 3 spaces. and i am only 5 fucking feet tall

[flowergirlmiwa]

#yuri #girls love #meme #manga #office lady #OL #my post #kami eshi JK to OL fujoshi #it's age gap stuff btw i forgot LOL #this takes place b4 she meets the person shes talking about #she assumes it will be someone older than her #this is in the first chapter if u wanna go find it

[communistkenobi]

gay people you are not oppressed for having a good relationship with your father. if you feel this threatened over haha gay people hate their dads jokes you can send me fifty dollars and I’ll tell you you’re valid

#go talk to Debra at the office about your holiday plans! I don’t wanna hear it!

[papertowness]

most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint #and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘ #or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘ #when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘ #when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like #‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth ) #when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭 #please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out #motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits #house #house md #james wilson #houseposting #lgbtq #lgbt

[witchspeka]

When Ritsu grows up he'll exclusively wear trenchcoats and one day he'll be walking down the street and see Reigen and they'll be wearing the same coat and it'll be the worst day of his life

#this post was inspired by the fact that like. lets be real here Ritsu would wear long coats that billow in the wind hes dramatic like that #and in the alien arc Reigens wearing That One Trenchcoat which is the singular article of clothing he owns thats decent #and i wanna spread my agenda that ritsu and reigen can be lowkey similar and i think if ritsu ever realised it he'd explode #kinda the same vibe as that one hc ive seen here and there with ritsu growing frustrated with his boring office job and doin smth impulsive #just how reigen ended up creating SnS #like. yeah. i get yall. #this is in the same vein. i want ritsu to grow up and start understanding reigen a bit more and hate every second of it #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #kageyama ritsu #arataka reigen #cine te a intrebat

[toolateforus]

Jean Vicquemare

#Disco Elysium #Jean Vicquemare #satellite officer vicquemare if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out please respond to this and then hang ou #my art #Ill draw a mf wearing suspenders if i wanna nobody can stop me #im sick about this man............ sick.... #next jean crying jean in the bathtb jean on a horse jean tied up and gagged jean

[jemmo]

so gmmtv only does 3 genres of bl now: school, workplace and crime

#do they understand that like… adults can have relationships outside of their job??? #not everything needs to be a hr violation you know #adults do know people outside of their workplace #and you can write interesting and thrilling stories about that #like I get it these shows are all about romanticising these parts of life we find boring ie school and work #but for once i wanna see adult bls that are outside of an office #like that’s not even what all work is give us range #gmmtv 2024

[todayisafridaynight]

#ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #daigo dojima #ryo aoki #masato arakawa #snap sketches #im annoyed looking at this jaGELARKGJ #I LIKE MY LNIE ART BUT .... just nthing was clicking with me rtying to shade this #i only meant for this to be a quick thing today but i ended up mulling over it for longer than i wanted so im just throwing it out there #every time i make a rendered drawing of aokis office it always dark as hell like bro PLEASE you have a lamp #theres like ONE instance where i dont make it dark and it was in that goofy Rumor Mill comic #LIKE EVEN THAT COMIC ABOUT ARAKAWA BEING DEAD IT'S DAYTIME YET I STILL MADE IT DARK VJLAKJVAE #ridiculosu. #moving on ive wanted to draw them playing chess for months i just kept. Not Knowing How To Do It #whats funny is that i initially was planning an entirely different thing but i was thinking about that too much i got stressed #so . thats why i worked on this. and then i got stressed over this 💀💀💀 #speaking of chess ive always wanted a chessboard birthday cake with edible pieces .. that a lotta work tho ... #i love chess ... am i good at it probably not but i still lke to play it on my phone sometimes .. #guess ill work on that other thing now that im free and i know what i wanna do now that ive slept on it ... lol ... #mk bye i dont like rendering

[spoopup]

thinking about them with pokemon

#ace attorney #apollo justice #trucy wright #ok i drew this as a joke mostly because. apollo and victini have the same hair #but i think itd be funny if victini showed up the wright and co office or hung around them a lot because theyre victorious in trials so ofte #when i can i wanna figure out teams/partner pokemon for some of the AA guys and stuff i fckng love making pkmn aus #if im fixated on something i HAVE to mix it with my biggest interest ever its like. The rules. in my brain. yk #RAMBLING SORRY

[toxooz]

Patiently* waiting for a blackcell König skin 🤔

*: frothing at mouth, chattering teeth, biting civilians

#konig #im TRYING to wrap up the cod fanart but i just always wanna draw themmURRGGGG #my srcrumplies #but all my other ocs are starting to riot outside of my office they even blew up my car so i wanna draw them more too #if anything i plan on starting the comic up by next weekend #if only i had 4 hands and was unemployed #my art #call of duty #cod #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty modern warfare #konig modern warfare #konig fanart #könig #gun tw #gun #bryson 800 to be exact #fanart #video game

[superbellsubways]

t. task manager. uhm. office. higher up… uhm.. 😁😁😁😁

whats funny is that I actually have considered a task manager with this exact icon design before this ask LOL shes just a basic computer/robot woman to me i think

#ill make something more proper later #just wanted to get this out #theres things i wanna add to this but i cant think of what rn #shes the office manager #virtual assistants #task manager #gijinka #object head #webcore #doodle

[schlushiii]

Back with more shenanigans on the battle subway <3

#idk why I was so driven to make lil photos n stuff #I really wanna get better at drawing backgrounds #only so I can put more things n references In their office #it sparks joy #oh schlushiii ur tbhk art style inspo is showing #submas #pokemon #art #ingo #emmet #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #kudari #nobori #procreate #my art #digital art #comic

[essycogany]

Fun question for Sonamy Fans!

Why do you personally ship, like, or appreciate Sonamy? What got you into Sonamy? What’s your favorite moment between the two?

I’ll start.

One reason I ship them is because of how subtle they are about their platonic romance. I also think pink and blue looks nice together in general.

A bunch of amazing fan art, comic dubs, and fan animations got me into the ship. But once I started seeing the signs myself in official art, shows, games, etc it was ALL over for me.

I have too many moments I LOVE between the hedgies, but I will say this one moment from IDW had me squealing.

IT’S JUST SO ADORABLE!!! 💖💙 😭

If you’d like to read more here’s my overall thoughts about them as a whole.

Love to see what you have to say!

#sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #sonamy #sonic prime #sonic boom #sonic idw #they’re so cute #I just love these two together and wanna make sure I’m not alone in this lol #SONAMY FOREVER #The more this ship is recognized in offical media the more I appreciate it. #maybe I used this as an excuse to show off this panel but the artist did a great job and I wanted it to be appreciated #fun questions

[bogkeep]

clocks have a beating heart , ergo they are creature

#pendulums. quartz. and the most heart like at all: the balance assembly #every day i go to school and perform clock surgery #hey do u wanna hear an anecdote about baby haiz. of course u do #when i was a small child i saw an anatomical poster at a doctor's office and my mom had to explain what a heart was #at that time however. i believed doctors only had posters depicting illnesses and stuff on their walls #so when i later heard my own heart beat through my pillow late at night i panicked and woke up my mom about it #who reassured me this is normal and in fact necessary to keep me alive #so to answer the question yes ive always been this neurotic and anxious about my own mortality