#i’m not proud of it

[undonehomework]

i see sooo many people saying they weren’t demon phannies…. we can’t all possibly be donatello that is not mathematically possible

#dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #dnp #dan and phil games #phannie #demon phannie #i was a demon #i’m not proud of it #but it happened #but i don’t believe that NONE of u guys were never demons #it’s ok just admit it #we were 12

[bellswlw]

thinking about reader giving ellie a haircut and fucking up the front lol.

"You almost done?" she asked, her head tilted toward the ground as she sat as still as she could in the kitchen of your place.

"You know, I would be if you stopped moving." and as you said it, you were met with the 'snip' that the craft scissors made against Ellie's damp hair.

You weren't amazing at giving haircuts, but you cut your own, and often Ellie's when she asked. Plus, it wasn't like it's as big a deal as going outside and getting ripped apart by infected.

Just then Ellie had let her leg fall still, her foot meeting the ground with a soft thud mid bounce. She hated when people touched her hair, even you. She never really cared for it at all, never really understood why people had made such a fuss about it before the outbreak either.

Who cares if it was short or long or dyed this color or that, or if you liked to wear it this way or that. None of it really mattered to her. It would grow back eventually.

Hers had always been kept pretty short because that's just how she liked it. She never really got bored of it, but it bothered her when it grew just long enough past her shoulders that it would snag on her backpack or get stuck in her armpit.

And she couldn't cut it by herself for shit. She had tried a few times, but it never really came out right. And so, as much as she hated the feeling of her hair in someone else's hands and having to sit perfectly still for nearly 15 minutes, she did it. Because she enjoyed seeing the look on your face after you were finished, swiping the towel from around her neck and revealing a small mirror to you. A small "Ta-da!" always making the mirror shake before she grabbed it.

But this time... this time, you had gotten a little sloppy. Not by a lot, but just enough to clip the smallest amount more than you normally did.

Ellie's bangs had always bothered her when they got too long. They would fall right in front of her eyes, so much so that not even trying to blow them to the side worked.

You gasped, and the second the air entered your lungs you wanted to spit them back out and stall Ellie from jumping back from your touch.

"What? What?" she said, looking up at you with a small aline chunk of her hair missing.

"Oh shit." you said under your breath, and as much as you tried to fight the smile that crept into your face, you broke, letting out a laugh that only made Ellie more nervous.

"Don't laugh. What? What'd you do? Fuck, is it bad? Did you fuck up my bangs?" and she reached from underneath the towel, trying to eye and finger the piece of hair in front of her face.

"No no, don't." and you grabbed onto her wrist before she could touch her hair.

"I can fix it." you said now, and your fingers were combing through it, the other hand clasped against your mouth trying to hold back more laughter.

"This isn't funny. How bad is it? I- you know what, give me the mirror."

"Ellie…”

"No. Give it. I wanna see."

And reluctantly, you handed it over, watching her eyes widen as she took in the sight.

She blinks up at you, her eyes cutting into you so deeply that all you can do is laugh. It looked ridiculous. "I'm sorry." you say as your giggles topple you forward, hanging onto the counter for support.

"No. Never again. Shit- what the FUCK. I didn't even move!" and she's shaking her head at you, the bangs following her movements as they slowly sway side to side lazily.

"I- I'm sorry, okay? Here, let me fix it." and you wipe the tears that had pooled in your eyes suddenly before you stand before Ellie and try to fix her stupid little bangs.

#i wrote this last night #i’m not proud of it #bellswlw #ellie williams #the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie tlou2 #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams x you #tlou #ellie williams tlou #the last of us 2 #ellie williams x reader

[kalims-pessimist-bestie]

they’re not gonna know

they’re gonna know

#it’s my little hint of adeuce on my work vest #yes i work at walmart #i’m not proud of it #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #disney twst #twst #twst deuce #twst ace #twst adeuce #adeuce

[gutter--trash]

jeepers!

a scooby-doo gang redesign? groundbreaking.

#I’m so ready for autumn and hallowe’en already #I dunno why that translates to scooby-doo but there u go #it just kinda happened #I’m not proud of it #will I draw the rest of the gang? who knows really #I’m not even sure why I drew Daphne to be quite honest lmao #I read this scoooby-doo inspired novel last year and I guess the daphne/velma substitutes being a couple seeped into my brain a bit #I guess it’s leaking #oh no #daphne blake #scooby doo #scooby-doo #daphne scooby doo #scooby gang

[chalernelie]

Them!

#fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddys #fnaf6 #fnaf pizzeria simulator #scrap baby #molten freddy #doodle #dumb art #i’m not proud of it

[sittinginsunflowers]

I fully blame Selena Gomez and James Caverly and their talent and chemistry for the fact that I sorta wanted to ship a literal kidnapper and his victim.

#omitb #only murders in the building #mabel x theo #selena gomez #james caverly #I’m not proud of it #but also I want them to be friends so bad

[kirbyfigure]

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#wanted #to deticate #this #to someone #but #i’m not proud of it #butter #🧈 #butters #soap #soaps #sink #window #river #rivers #stone #stones #pond #ponds #plate #dish #plates #coffee #spill

[achillyscomedown]

#help please #vape #im not mentally stable #i’m not proud of it #I’ll stop eventually #meme humor #relatable memes #meme #mentally unhealthy #mentally fucked #mental problems #mental illnes

[locallyloathed]

Had a horrifying moment of realization during my latest Wolf 359 listen

#it’s unforgivable I know #i’m not proud of it #wolf 359 #w359 #hilbert wolf 359 #alexander hilbert

[happinessgonebad]

Sexting while Animal Crossing music plays in the background is the most hilarious thing I have done this week.

#i’m not proud of it #text post

[lildoodlenoodle]

This is me warning people now, I will come back to my spn bullshit I swear. It’s a cycle, a vicious vicious cycle. But I’ve binged watched inside job and I’m on COD TikTok so fair warning. Right here right now. I’ll b back to your regularly scheduled programming I swear but I’m mentally ill, let me have my nonesense.

#my talking #COD #inside job #spn #yea #…. #I’m not proud of it #but I’m honest #mainly obsessed with #the dog #Riley the dog #the K-9 unit #yea… #BIG RILEY LITTLE RILEY #also you know #mental illness #finding different characters to force overdramatized versions of my trauma on to #you know #the uesse

[commonguttersnipe]

Which one?:

John Cleese from the 1960s (without the mustache)

or

John Cleese from the 1970s (with the mustache)

Definitely without. John without the mustache does something to me.

#I’m not proud of it #but I would totally let him ruin my life #monty python’s flying circus #monty python #john cleese

[crabonara]

was looking at my outfit and thought “man this is cute but it would be really slay with some fake blood and vampire teeth” and at that moment I caught a glimpse into what it’s like to be in mcr

#mcr #my chemical romance #yes slay is in my actual real life vocabulary #I’m not proud of it

[ninjamonkeystudios]

McHype

This was literally the first thought I had upon waking up this morning after hitting snooze. I amused (or disgusted) myself so damn much I made a note of it on my phone before I dozed off again. When I showed it to my kid, I was told I wasn’t allowed to have any morning thoughts ever again.

#grimace mcdonalds #pokemon ditto #artist tading card #aceo #watercolor #art #artists on tumblr #i’m not proud of it #late to the party #mchype

[karasimpno]

Not to be toxic but I WOULD let eren yeager abuse me

#manipulate me #gaslight me #idc #I’m not proud of it

[blueribbonbaby]

As bad as the video is. I'd still probably let him hit 😂

#I mean honestly same #i’m not proud of it #i’m in a silly goofy mood