CHARON CONFIRMED SHOPKEEPER IN HADES 2 BUT ALSO
Hermes is missing?
AND CHARON NEEDS COMFORTED OVER IT???
im already out of my mind about it
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After all this years i rediscover my love for a blue clown
short-timed hyperfixation lets gooooooo-
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for someone who wants to bang a werewolf, I sure do scream like a fire alarm when my dog brings me "gifts" (dead lizard) realistically if a man brought me his hunt as a gift I'd pass out.
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the difference
literally the three-minute difference
This bro is broken i still need to talk about it
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chan loves slapping his cock against you before putting it in. he'd slap your cheek or tongue with it before taking a handful of your hair and stuffing it your mouth all the way cause he knows you can be good for him and take it. he's definitely the type to slap his cock against your hole, hissing and groaning a little, letting out a small "fuck" before thrusting into you roughly. like imagine riding him reverse cowgirl and he slips out so he grabs his cock and slaps it against your ass before sticking it back in.
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Omega assigns "FAVORITE MEATBAG STATUS" to whoever does something that he likes and you better believe that Rouge and Shadow compete tooth and fucking nail for it.
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Dear Lady Who Did Not Recognize Me As Security and decided to stand in the whole ass doorway in a "You move first" social dominance move when I ran into the building through the exit doors: I totally understand that I looked like the asshole, but please know that I was between points A and B in a time-sensitive emergency involving police and. Really you could have. Stepped left. Without too much trouble. Like it would not have been difficult to just step left. Like even if I was just a random fellow visitor, if I was booking it full speed inside through a clearly labeled exit door yelling "excuse me miss, beg your pardon" with a phone in hand you could have just assumed I wasn't just a dickhead. Would have been nice. Faster, too. For both of us. Just saying. Please
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