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#idk how thrilled he'll be for me to ask but I will live
janebonbon · 1 year
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Sorry if this an intrusive question, i think I remember a post of yours that was about nova's past with some of the lyrics to Waltz in E-Major, Op. 15 Moon Waltz in it. But i can't find the post, i wanted to find it because it always gave me inspiration to draw. Again, sorry if this is intrusive or too personal
Oh my god. I'm so sporadic about checking social media, I never saw this. Word! I think we may have privated it on our secondary Tumblr? Trying to do so much spring cleaning, y'know? Anyhow, I didn't know anybody out there would even notice, haha! Here you go, we keep all our art files pal, so no worries! Art is under the cut, Blood/Death TW, all that good shit n whateva. Hope you're doing great wherever you are in the void there, anon!
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luveline · 2 years
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omg omg your reqs are open!! can you pls write smth with james spoiling his s/o who doesn't know how to accept bcs they're not used to being given anything unless there's a special occasion? thank u so much!!
thank you for your request! I think this might be really long i wrote it in the app so idk how much it is ♡ fem!reader
James bursts into your flat like he owns it. The door slams up against the wall and his bags fall to the floor in a tumultuous heap. He groans so loud you can feel it in your own chest, and then he asks, "Where's my girl?"
You poke your head out from the living room and take in all his things with wide eyes. Your smile quickly turns elated. "You're staying the night?"
"A few, if you'll have me."
You stroll straight into his arms, ignoring the cold of the rain on his windbreaker and how chilled his cheeks are as you take his face into your hands.
"It'll cost you," you joke, smile fond enough to have him laughing, thrilled. Adored.
"Good, because I brought gifts."
You giggle at him and look down at his bags. There's a rucksack, a bigger duffel bag, a grocery bag, and what looks like something from a clothes shop — a canvas bag with a fancy brand printed over the side. "Is that one for me?" you ask, pointing at the supermarket bag. "You've brought me something nice for dinner?"
"I have, my angel."
James rubs the length of your arm with his hand until your drop your hold on his face and wrap them around him instead to hide in his chest. He kisses over the top and side of your head a handful of times, each one gentle and very, very warm.
"Okay, give me a real kiss and let's put this lot away," he says after a moment.
You raise your head and pout. His lips are hot and sudden as he ducks down — he steals your breath, grasps your cheek in one hand and your shoulder in another. He means it when he says a real kiss. This one warms you all the way to your toes.
You break first. He chases you, pecking your fizzing lips with a quirk to his own.
James makes you feel very lucky to be loved the way that he does. His affection leaves you dizzy and giddy in the silly breathless way, like the rush of a schoolyard crush buffeted by a stickying devotion. You're more than reluctant to move away from him now, as if your hands have been glued to his coat.
"Alright," he says gently, giving you another kiss. "Alright. I brought ice cream, and it's melting. Otherwise I'd stand here and kiss you all day."
You help him carry his bags into the kitchen and peak into the supermarket bag cheekily. When he catches you looking you shy away.
"It's okay, shortcake. You can look. It's all for you, anyways."
You beam and open the bag. He's brought the makings of your favourite food, expensive branded ingredients and off the counter cuts. You delight at his spoiling though it really is too much. It helps to know he'll be sharing; it's not entirely for you. Still, his spending always surprises you, used to shop brands and reduced stickers.
"Are we gonna make this now?" you ask.
"Maybe in a bit? I have some other things I want to show you."
You blink. "Okay."
He pulls the fancy clothes bag onto the table and smiles at you. "I had to get new polo's. If you don't like anything I can take it back."
"You have good taste," you say, quizzical. James hardly cares if you hate his clothes anyways. He'd once worn Hawaiian themed shirts for an entire fortnight.
He pulls out the first thing and you abruptly understand his meaning. It's a soft white top made up of very thin cotton. It's a sleep shirt, the fabric delicate and brushed to the touch. Tiny, dainty flowers are cut out in lines down the length.
"That suits you, don't you think?" he asks thoughtfully, holding it flat to his chest so he can look down the front of it. "There's matching bottoms, too. Here."
He hands you the top and pulls out the bottoms, shorts made up of the same fabric with lettuce, ruffled hemming.
"I got the bottoms a size up because they looked on the smaller side, but I can swap them out if they're wrong." He runs his hand over the hem. "They might've been a selfish purchase. They're lovely, aren't they?"
You smile a second too late. "They're really nice," you say sincerely.
He puts the shorts down and reaches back into the bag. You're excited but also in awe, the kind that plays with your tummy, has you shifting from foot to foot.
He shows you a warmer pair of pajamas. Just as sweet as the first but in a muted lilac and made up of a more substantial fabric, he holds a pair of relaxed fitting bottoms and a short top with short sleeves.
"I think the bottoms might be a bit long on you, shortcake," he says. "What do you think? Are they alright?"
"They're nice," you say, mouth dry.
He nods, satisfied, and digs right back into the bag. Last up is a t-shirt with your favourite artists album cover on the front. "I knew you'd like this, so I basically cheated. It's a big one. I think it's meant to be a proper shirt but I reckon you can wear it for pajamas if it's not your style."
He's very thoughtful. You run your hand down the fabric and can't choose where to look, the clothes and their tags or his face, waiting casually for your feedback.
"James, what have you got me all this for?" you ask. You can't keep the love out of your voice.
"You like it?" he asks, relieved.
"I love it. All of it. I mean..." You turn back to the white and lilac pajamas on the clothes. "They're really beautiful. Almost too nice to wear to bed."
"That's not really true. You look so pretty when you sleep," he says, reaching out to poke the soft of your tummy.
You rub your lips together. "It's not- I haven't missed our anniversary, have I?" You laugh weakly, scared for your life.
James' dark curls bounce as he laughs. "No, of course you haven't. It's three weeks and-"
"Two days," you finish. "That's what I thought. But why?"
"Why what?"
"Why have you got me all this?"
He shrugs. "I mean, 'cos I wanted to? I thought it would make you happy. Why else do you buy things for people?"
You bring your feet together and beam at him. "I don't know. Special occasions?"
"It is a special occasion. I'm staying with my girl for the weekend."
He must see on your face that you're going in for a thank you kiss because he puts down the shirt and opens his arms to bring you in. His forearms press to your arched back and pull you up, and he receives your gleeful kiss with a similarly overlarge smile.
"I don't know what to say," you confess against his lips, driving in for another kiss. "Thank you."
The words are all smushed up into him. He encourages your head carefully to one side and kisses you silly, hands roving appreciatively up the slope of your back and thigh pushing between yours.
"That's more than enough," he says after pulling away.
You make a terrible, indulgent squealing sound in the back of your throat. It's rather exciting, getting gifts for nothing. Not that James hasn't bought you things, he has, but some pajamas just because he likes you?
It feels amazing, the gift and the feelings behind it.
"I got you some other stuff, too," he admits, hands having moved to a more amicable place on your waist. He clings as you try to move. "I'm sorry! Sorry, but there was this candle that smelled like your moisturiser and then there was a whole section of things, don't run away!"
You stop your struggling and pretend to go limp. James catches you, pulls you in until your torsos are kissing. You bring up your head and narrow your eyes, softly chastening.
"I love you," he says lightly, hedging for forgiveness.
How can you stay mad?
"I love you too. I feel throughly spoiled," you say.
"Good! You deserve to feel spoiled, angel. I'm spoiling you."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, gonna make you dinner and everything."
You straighten out to kiss him again. You really are spoiled.
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rosalind-hawkins · 2 months
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You mind if I send another ship for the ask game? Protectshipping this time (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)
Absolutely! I did write a fic for them once, and I think that was my only real Tristan fic before I wrote my Carryshipping fic. I just don't do much with Tristan as a character, no offense to the dude. But that doesn't stop me from having headcanons!
Gives nose/forehead kisses
Tristan, all the time. He will smother Ryou in face kisses until Ryou manages to snag him into a "real" one.
Gets jealous the most
Tristan. We know he has a jealous personality, and he doesn't like how much attention Ryou gets from the girls.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
It doesn't happen often, but sometimes Tristan goes a little too hard when he's out with Joey and the buddies, but Ryou is right there with them and drives him home.
Takes care of on sick days
Tristan is very caring and knows how to take care of Ryou. Ryou does his best when it's his turn but needs a little instruction (it's hard to know how to take care of people when you've always lived alone).
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Ryou is so afraid of getting sunburned that he doesn't want to go out into the sun, but Tristan makes him and they have a lot of fun—and Tristan spreads the aloe on his sunburns for him the next day.
Gives unprompted massages
Neither of them, they're really not the type. Maybe after they've been together for a long time, Ryou will.
Drives/rides shotgun
Tristan drives and Ryou is perched on the back of his bike like perfect little arm candy, being thrilled and excited and nervous all at once.
Brings the other lunch at work
I think Tristan beings it to Ryou, who's a little spacey and forgetful sometimes.
Has the better parental relationship
Tristan for sure, because Ryou is one of those characters where it's hard to have a worse parental relationship.
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Maaaaaaybe Ryou, if he's had a few drinks and he's feeling a bit silly, but he usually passes out halfway through. Sleepytime for him.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Ryou, but it would take a lot for that to happen. All the right circumstances would need to line up, like a Halloween party with his friends and spiked punch.
Still cries watching Titanic
Ryou. The idea of love that powerful just gets him everytime. Tristan didn't cry, but he'll hold Ryou while he does.
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Tristan suggests it in a very low-pressure way, and Ryou will go for it sometimes.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Tristan goes overboard, boy can't help it when he's smitten.
Makes the other eat breakfast
Tristan keeps his spacey little cryptid boyfriend happy and healthy, which includes making sure he eats good meals and takes his vitamins and all that good stuff.
Remembers anniversaries
Ryou always dies, and the first time Tristan forgets, he puts reminders in his phone and email so it doesn't happen again. Tristan felt so guilty for forgetting, he hates seeing Ryou upset like that.
Brings up having kids
I actually have no idea on this one. It's a coin flip for me. I see them as being more pet parents than anything else, though, idk.
BONUS HEADCANON
Ryou has the weirder taste in music while Tristan has very mainstream music in his playlists. Whenever Ryou uses his accounts for music, it screws up all his recommendations so badly. It takes forever to fix. Ryou is pretty oblivious to the fact that he's doing this, and Tristan doesn't say anything because he didn't want Ryou to think he doesn't like his music or doesn't want him listening to the stuff that makes him happy.
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saint-bestial · 1 year
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Who's the best character in yugioh 5d's and why is it kiryu?
because of course it's kiryu. man whose deranged behavior infested me from behind the screen. my beloved domestic terrorist wife.
something about a guy who could think himself fucking invincible one week and then the lowest scum the next. the type of dude who plays chicken with death partly because he loves the thrill and partly because he hopes he'll stop getting lucky. he gives me the thoughts that i can't articulate very well rn.
anon i wish i could explain to you in a way that made it seem like i have a brain. there's a lot of other people on here who've discussed this and analyzed him way better than i ever could. but i'll try. and i'll mostly attempt to keep out of headcanon territory but sorry if it leaks i think about him almost constantly he got a little mutated from being microwaved in my brain.
like. when i watched through 5d's, his story was genuinely shocking for ygo. literally shown covered in blood and committing domestic terrorism on screen. a (likely mentally ill) man driven off the deep end by the awful system he lives under. it feels realistic. he's part of why the first half of 5d's is so good.
and then he's just absolutely unhinged as a dark signer and whoever designed his outfit deserves to be sucked silly until the end of their days. no further notes he fucks hard here.
i do love his crash town arc but i'm not crazy about how it was concluded. but i understand the writers needed to wrap up his character within the few episodes they had. i think his recovery would take a very, very long time and he would drag his feet through it the entire time. and i think dropping two kids and a leadership position on him would NOT HELP that AT ALL. considering what happened last time he was in a position of power. idk i feel a lot of people like the single cowboy dad thing but uhh i dont think that'd go so well.
if you want a shorter answer? he's the right amount of unhinged, attractive, and a pinch of just like me fr to make me froth. i want to give him a hug and a warm bath and brush his hair. i also want to subject him to the horrors. he sucks in some of the ways i do so i connect with him in a way that i just don't with the rest of the cast. and sometimes that's all you really need.
idk if you wanted this much but. you got it. you sent an ask about kiryu to the kiryu blog so. lol.
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skzkkun · 2 years
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txt & their kinks
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pairing: ot5 x reader
warnings: smut― just some hard thoughts !! (mentions of shibari & hard kinks for yeonjun's section)
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soobin
i'll start by saying that soobin is a sub, you cannot change my mind
with the other boys, they give me switch vibes― but soobin??
<3 subby boy <3
manhandle !! him !!
you can drag him around, push him or pull his hair and this man will be a whimpering and drooling mess for you
ESPECIALLY when you combine this w/ dumbification & degradation (+_+!!)
if he's deep enough in sub-space, you could make him degrade himself !!
he'll say how much he wants to be fucked and ruined like a useless toy <3
soobin absolutely has a size kink
but in the sense that he gets off to someone smaller than him overpowering him so easily :((
he would get so worked up during sex pls
this would be the part where i include something the member would say during sex, but i really believe soobin is all whines and incomprehensible begging sdkjfhsf
(rest of the members below !!)
yeonjun
i hate being predictable, but c'mon... yeonjun is a switch w/ hard dom lean
his softer kinks are dry humping and sensory play (i.e., temperature play, handcuffs, blindfolds etc.)
on the harder side: anything involving control makes yeonjun weak― bondage, corruption, choking / breath play or edging are his favourites <33
he would do that thing were he'd ask (with faux sympathy) if you're ok, while you're all fucked out for him...
...just for yeonjun to chuckle darkly and slap you lightly when you can only babble and whine in response !! :0
tbh it's rare for yeonjun to sub
but when he does, this fucker is such a cocky brat </3
the only way to tame him is w/ shibari !!
i see yeonjun as being a rigger, passionately learning about the different ways to tie you up so you can completely submit to him
but imagine how pretty *he* would look all tied up in pretty rope or silk with intricate knots (@_@; )
his interests sound intense, but he would be incredible at guiding you
+ the aftercare would be amazing omg
"youre such a dumb desperate whore... harder? what do you mean harder? if i hit you any harder i'll bruise your pretty skin. oh, is that what you want, baby? beg for it."
beomgyu
switch w/ sub lean <33
idk tho, you could tell me that beomgyu is anything from a hard dom to a bratty sub and id agree w/ you sdkfhksdhaf
but hear me out !!
that little face he does.. when he goes '🥺'. yeah he's a subby boy. i rest my case.
loves loves loves to be edged !!
kiss his neck and carrass his chest while you pump his pretty cock from behind, teasing him w/ his long awaited release <33
probably the most vocal member, he's just so shamelessly loud and responsive to your every touch
which is incredible because he's such a pervert + pain slut for you <3
PULL HIS HAIR OMG
especially when he's eating you out (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
beomgyu could live between your thighs, occassionally looking up to you for approval with wide doe eyes
"please just grab my throat, doll― your touch just feels so good. i want you to use me... i want to be a perfect toy for you."
taehyun
taehyun is a switch w/ soft dom lean
honestly i see taehyun as being more into foreplay than the sex itself
the drama of the tease; the anticipation of knowing how badly you want each other while making eye contact from across the room...
he lives for the thrill
taehyun could make you cum from his dirty texts and lewd photos alone
HUGELY into phone sex / sexting for this reason
tyunnie 🐿️☕🤎: [3 New Notifications].
"can you tease your dumb little puppy cunt; make it all wet for me."
"beg for me to finger you stupid pup, show me that you’re nothing more than a slutty little mutt."
"spit on it like a dirty fucking puppy. you can’t do much better can you my brainless little pup."
his texts are leathal </3
+ taehyun is a huge experimentalist !!
if he's not into the kink, he'll definitely learn all about it if you're into it ♡
imagine him having a designated space (like a drawer or cabinet) just for sex toys― and then another space for aftercare stuff 🥺🥺
<3 organised boyfie <3
"that's it baby, you did so well for me, i'm so proud of you kitten. come here now and let me hold you. we can watch your favorite movie before i help you clean up and get ready for bed."
kai
oh, kai is 100% a pure switch
either from lack of experience, or him just being happy to do whatever makes you feel good, kai is more than fine being a dom or sub for you <3
size kink pt. 2
but unlike soobin, kai's mind gets fuzzy thinking about dominating someone smaller than him :(( bc you're so cute !! and precious !! and look so good when you're overwhelmed w/ his huge cock !!!
speaking of dom!kai, hyuka is secretly a lowkey sadist !!(•o• )
impact play, thigh riding, and humiliation are his favourite kinks :0
but when he subs??
hes so soft omg... puppysub!hyuka ㅠㅠ
if put him on a leash and praise him, kai will literally cum in his boxers <3
BODY WORSHIP !!
he worships you so earnestly and deeply, it makes his head fuzzy how badly he wants you.
imagine needy, soft sex with sub!kai x sub!y/n :((
messy makeouts, aimless grinding and hands roaming everywhere
*sighs dreamily*
"o-oh fu― does that feel good for you? oh my g-god, you're taking it so well for me... that's it. g-god, your moans are so pretty... you're s-so gorgeous."
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pcktknife · 2 years
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How are the train twins dealing with suddenly having two kids, and that two of their partner Pokemon have gone missing?
i mean it was probably very odd and definitely stressful when they realized they'd be the ones to take care of them they've never had kids, dealt with the ones wanting to battle them and maybe the occasional youngin who'd gotten separated from a parent in a crowd but that's hardly the same as taking care of one full time yeah. like these 2 random girls who only go by a first name and dont have any sort of address they could be taken to,literally show up out of nowhere totally untraceable and they can't just leave em at the station. everyone there probably assumes they're the twins daughters anyway especially with how insistent the girls are about following them everywhere. probably just private about their personal lives is all. so they let them sleep on their couch so tula and lulu can have at least a temporary place to stay. Also yeah missing pokemon that's crazy. prior to tula n lulus appearance ingo n emmet are still going to work with one less pokemon each and theyre both sure that gavantula and chandelure are capable enough to handle themselves and will eventually make their way back to them though are still reasonably concerned. it's a few days passed when they let the girls stay with them and at that point they like alright this is a lot happening we'll see how to approach everything tomorrow but for now let's rest. come next morning lulu (who was not doing this before) is floating like a foot off the floor aimlessly waiting for someone to wake up and the twins have a lil oh moment of 'omg these are our missing pokemon' (this is how i think it'd happen but also part of me thinks tula would show up after lulu so idk maybe there'd be some differences)
as for parenting once they both already In It. emmets like very involved idk if they'd actually go school but emmet would be like the help at pta meetings and take the little league team out for ice cream type to me (not necessarily thrilled to be around *some* of the parents but hey do it for her) but despite that type of involvement it'd still be very surreal i guess? tula calls him dad straight up and every time she does it like shocks him to his core.in a good way tho! Worth mentioning tula's the more active/extroverted of the two she's kinda rowdy and can't be kept in the house all the time emmet has to match her energy (not particularly difficult). shes also just a tad defiant so she probably runs emmet a liiiil bit ragged but he's tryin and manages well i think.
ingo (again don't know if the girls would even need to go to school) would probably try homeschooling lulu. she's with him most hours of the day not quite as independent as tula so she'd have no desire to be out and about and that's fine. when the twins are at work lulus usually with them 9 times outta ten (tulas at home with a babysitter but will occasionally tag along as well). lulus very curious about what the brothers do as subway bosses and likes learning about the job (though shes already got something of a preexisting idea of what it is) and even when they arent on the subway battling doing more mundane things shes excited to see that too. ingos very encouraging of her interests and whenever she asks questions about the job he'll give her full but easy to understand explanations of what he does. he's a little awkward about having a kid cause again odd situation but he's not bad or anything.
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minjiwritesstuff · 3 years
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Omega X Kinks
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Jaehan
blindfolding (receiving): i do believe that he enjoys being blindfolded and let you do whatever you want to pleasure him
hair pulling (receiving)
marking (giving & receiving): honestly, he loves marking you up because he thinks it's sexy as f, but he also absolutely adores when you mark him up because it makes his pride and his ego go up
honestly, last one i don't even know if it has a name for it, but he loves to fuck his cum back inside of you, he thinks it's so hot
Hwichan
light bondage (giving)
marking (mostly receiving): let me explain this one, of course, i think hwichan enjoys to mark you up because then he can mark you up as his, but he way much prefers when you mark him up because the feeling he gets while you use your lips, teeth and nails to mark him up gives him shivers down his spine
hair pulling (receiving)
last one, not really a kink i think, but it still kind of fits for the situation. i think that hwichan wouldn't mind getting caught by a member. his ego would go up to the roof if someone ever caught you two
Sebin
ice play: for some reasons, i believe that sebin loves ice play. whatching you shiver as he glides an ice cube on your skin would make him so horny. also pls, suck him off with a ice cube in your mouth, he'll moan so much more than he normally would (this sounds hot ngl)
bondage (giving): honestly, i think that this one and the previous one would go well together. but just sebin knowing that you are at his mercy and that he can do whatever he wants with you without you moving or so, he won't waste any time and start taking action ASAP
hair pulling (giving & receiving)
dry humping: idk if it classifies as a kink, but i do believe that it's something that sebin would enjoy
cock warming: again, not really a kink, but sebin would L O V E cock warming. and although it doesn't always lead to something else, it most likely WILL lead to something else. because sebin can control himself for such act, but if you guys were in that position for too long, he has to fuck you after otherwise he won't be able to function normally
Hangyeom
choking (giving): i don't really need to explain this one tbh... but the view of his hand around your neck while he fucks you turn him on so much
hair pulling (giving & receiving): if you pull on his hair while he eats you out, he most definitely will moan on your core and he will pull your hair most likely when you suck him off because it feels too good
like jaehan, i think hangyeom loves to fuck his cum back inside of you. he thinks it's hot and it more often than never make him go for a second round, sometimes even a third
cock warming: unlike sebin, this will always lead to something else. because yes, hangyeom has good self control and he can stay inside you for quite some time without moving, but as soon as he feels the throbbing in his lower area, he can't stay still anymore and has to move
orgasm control: hangyeom is a dom, so he loves to control things. so when it comes to orgasm, well of course he'll want to control your orgasms. but tbh, he controls his too so that you two can cum at the same time
lingerie: much like hangyeom's first kink, this one needs no further explaination. you + lingerie = a rock hard hangyeom
(i went overboard with this one jdjdjdshdjds i'm certainly not bias wrecked)
Taedong
chocking (giving)
daddy/baby girl: ok so taedong may be soft, but when it comes to the bedroom, his soft side stayed on the other side of the door. when ever you call him daddy, it gives him a rush of adrenaline, so that even if he was tired as shit, he gained back all the energy he needs. as for the baby girl, he uses it whenever the opportunity lets him.
strip tease
collars: he LOVES when you wear such thing as a collar, or really anything wrapped around your neck. you know that eye mask dance practice we got for what's going on? well... let's just say that his eye mask became something else
Xen
hair pulling (giving & receiving)
marking (giving & receiving, but mostly giving): this is simple. he likes being marked, but loves marking you up because you are his and his only
choking (giving): no furhter explainations needed
breeding kink: the thrill it gives him every time he cums inside (which is always) knowing that he could get you pregnant is so hot to him. it honestly could make him go for another round
teasing: jinwoo is a bitch, so of course he will tease you, but pls, for your own good, don't tease back
edging (giving): this is a form of teasing so i won't really explain, but he loves to edge you and he edges you so often that you sometimes cry from it, which leads us to our next kink
adoration of crying: if you cry from too much edging, or too much pleasure, jinwoo simply loves it
blindfolding (giving)
(i once again went overboard dfjdfjdfj)
Jehyun
fingering: although this isn't a kink in itself, i do believe that jehyun absolutely loves and LIVES to pleasure you, so ofc, fingering you is a must and it's something he adores
marking (giving & receive)
hair pulling (receiving): jehyun most definitly will moan almost every time you pull on his hair (which tbh sounds hot)
cock warming: i don't see cock warming being nesecerally something sexual for jehyun? for him it's probably more like a way to get closer and spend some time together? like if you are watching a movie or just cuddling together he might ask for cock warming at the same time. but i think that he, just like hangyeom and sebin, have good self control, even better than them. but of course, sometimes the pleasure gets to him more than the thought it would do so he ends up turning this into something more than a cuddling session
Kevin
light mommy kink: ok, this one. i don't think that jinwoo would call you mommy, but he definitely is more sub than the others. so he would do as you say and would be good for you
blindfolding (receiving): similar to jaehan, he loves it when you blindfold him and do what you want to pleasure him
palming: would be a moaning mess if you palmed him and he would love it so much. cums from it too because he literally felt in heaven and couldn't hold back
Junghoon
size kink: he absolutely loves being big for you pls
light chocking (giving): wouldn't choke you as hard as the other would, but he'd still do it because he thinks it's hot
cumming inside
dry hymping: similarly to kevin, he probably would cum in his pants because it just feels too good for him and he couldn't hold himself back any longer. what a messy boy
Hyuk
ice play
mirror sex: he would especially love to fuck you in the dance practice room
palming: this isn't quite a kink i think, but it gets him weak for you tbh. most likely will cum in his pants too because it feels too good
Yechan
light choking (giving): similarly to junghoon, he wouldn't choke you as much and as hard as the others, but he finds it hot when his big hand acts like a necklace to you
marking (giving & receiving, but mostly receiving): i think yechan really likes to be marked up. it wouldn't boost his ego like it does to jaehan, but he just enjoys seeing all the hickeys on him and remembering how good it felt when you sucked on his skin
hair pulling (receive)
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notavah · 3 years
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would you pls do a dazai x reader,that the reader is just like Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler.A demon and everything like that and they have Ciel Phantomhive with them too. A Headcannon pls and with a fem-reader....thx <3
DAZAI WITH F!S/O THAT IS JUST LIKE SEBASTIAN FROM BLACK BUTLER:
TW: NONE
Genre: fluff, very slight angst¿?
A/N: AHSHDHDJSHSWB IM SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TT I was having a hard time motivating myself to do anything productive and this draft dusted itself for so long, that I felt bad for not writing it faster. I'm sorry if it's not what you expected, but I have not watched the anime and it was a quite of a challenge for me to write it, using my friends descriptions of Black butler
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Idk how this relationship even begun
Would ask you for a double suicide
He knew you were not the type of person to show a lot of emotions
But he aslo aknowleged the fact that you loved him, despite of your thoughness, Dazai just always founded a way to soft you
You always made him so exited, not only because you were a demon, but the fact that you’ve seen world rise on your eyes. oh gosh
probably asks you questions about the history icons that you’ve met and how things worked back then - when the world was less complicated.
He also admired the way, you always do your very best, to make sure that your job is done correctly, and without any complications
At the beggining he found Ciel a bit of a challenge, but after some time they actually got along.
maybe not like best buddies, but they accepted eachother
that was a very very though one
Was concerned about your sleeping schedule, until you told him how it works
he had to learn so many about you~
But don't worry the boy is patient, he'll make sure that when you have a (very) little time for eachother it's going to be perfect.
It was hard for him sometimes when you were not around for him, but on every call of another person.
You were so precious for him and yet, he sometimes felt like it's only one sided.
He really tried his best to understand you, and even sometimes went on the missions with you, just to spend more time with your person
Would love the fact that you were always very determined and task focused while in action
You two, would probably mercilessly annoy Ciel
The boy would be thrilled by any second spent with you, especially when he is able to see or make you happy.
You both probably visit cat shelter on a free time.
After some time he would probably adopt you a cat, or two, or three...
Loved your reaction when you came to his house and saw Tiny furballs sleeping on his bed~
He's a sucker for your smile and laughter, he knows you don't do that often, but he's glad that he's able to make you smile.
Probably often misses you, when you are not around for a longer period of time.
He really wants you to know that he genuinely cares about you.
And even if you find him being overprotective annoying, he would still try to help you and secure you
Wants your love, no.. he carves for your love, wants you to notice him, and remind him that he's important for you.
Just wishes and hopes that you'll someday have more time to spend together
Is aware of the fact that demons live for so long, and believes that even in another life he'll be able to find you
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dormarunt · 2 years
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Okay so literally no one asks me if I want Martin to live and why so here we go, I guess! I have Opinions about this, and I'm fully aware they go against what the majority feels. And uh, this is gonna be long.
As I said previously, I've come to the realization that Palermo is little more than a plot device in Casa de Papel. So from that point of view, I see why the writers would feel like his character deserves to die in a way that either continues his parallels to Berlin, since he was framed to be his "mirror" in the new season(s) (although you could argue that Tokio already did that) or in some other ~poetic way - like saving Helsinki? Or the rest of la banda?
But if Palermo was written in any way like a three-dimensional character, coherent - in as much as people are coherent and consistent, which is not a lot - with motivations and having some personal growth, then I believe he should live.
We first meet Martin in the second episode of Season 3, when Sergio drops by to ask permission to use his and Andres' plan to rescue Rio. We meet a Martin that's broken down, living off alcohol and pills, looking disheveled, living in a messy and cluttered apartment. However, he seems to have found a way to heal - music. And man, I must not be alone in this when I say that I understand that so much taking refuge in music as a coping mechanism, you know? He is not a man at rock bottom, the way I see it; he's a man that's been there, more than once, but he's beginning to pull himself out of it. So he's on his way to being "better".
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I think that, had Sergio not come to him that day, he would have eventually found a way to be "himself" again - whoever that may be. (Cause we sure as hell don't know. Thanks, Pina! Martin only exists because of and for the plan.)
But he agrees to help, and the why isn't explicitly stated. The way I see it, the gold plan is the last thing that's tying him to Andres; seeing this through will permanently close that chapter of his life and allow him to move on. It must hurt, but it must also be thrilling to finally turn their plan into reality. Something he's maybe given up hope that he'll ever do - although we do see, in his apartment, a model of a zeppelin like the one they use in plan Chernobyl, so it's clear that he's still enamored with all the potential of the plan. Of course he would be.
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And then he's at the monastery again, having to tell a bunch of amateurs (in his eyes) about the plan that he and Andres came up with, all the while having to see his face in that painting every single day. He seems to get along with the team, in his own way; he eyes Helsinki from the first second, hits on him shamelessly like there's not a bunch of other people sitting right there, but remains primarily focused on the plan. The night before they go in the bank (as I read Helsi's or Nairobi's "tomorrow is a big day" after the ciao), he goes all boom boom ciao with Helsinki. It kinda makes sense that Martin wouldn't feel like post-coital cuddles in a place that has such meaning to him, and in a moment that's so tense.
And then he's In the bank, and it all goes to shit. He's got Tokio assuming charge (in yet another parallel to Berlin) and then he's like "okay, if you want to make a mockery of my plan then I'm out" and then he gets tied to a chair and gets more and more enraged. And he helps free Gandia, the only other character who's maybe more of a plot device than Palermo is, who - only for the purpose of the plot - doesn't know how to escape handcuffs despite his military training.
And then Nairobi dies and I guess Martin understands the depth of the things he's enabled. IDK, you can read the scene as you will.
Okay I'm rambling.
Yes, when he has that heart to heart with Helsinki, we see even more scenes from his "rock bottom". How hard he took being pushed away from Andres' life, and then having to process his death too. He was in a Bad Place, deep enough to know very well what pain was. BUT-- he's still alive. He's found a reason to keep going, even before finding himself in the situation of turning their plan into reality. He's got even more reasons now to do it - he can't not. He owes it to himself, to Andres, and to the rest of the team to see it through and to get them out of there.
And-- yes, he lost the love of his life. Twice. But-- He never really expected anything to come out of his love for Andres. He did set it into motion, when Andres confessed that he loved him all that time, ~more than he's loved any woman, and it gave him something he never thought he could get. For a few minutes, he had it all - and then, he had absolutely nothing.
Is that a reason for him to want to stop living? At first, maybe. He admits that he's flirted with the idea in those flashbacks where he looks at those pistols.
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But he doesn't. And you know why I think that's maybe one of the things that actually make him more real, more of a believable character? It's very simple. To be poetic, he's too old for this shit. Sure, if he was 14, like Romeo, it would have made sense. But he's not. He's got some forty revolutions around the Sun. And it may not seem like it's much (especially to those that are younger) but these years-- they matter. They put things into perspective.
It's implied, from when he talks about finding his refuge in the music of his youth, that he didn't have a wealthy, cushy life back in Argentina. He's possibly had to go through a lot of things, had to fight tooth and nail to be where he is - that's why I don't think that life would have no meaning to him just because he lost the love of his life. He's old enough to have started losing touch with friends along the way; close, dear friends. This happens, you know? He's old enough to have started losing members of his family, maybe even his parents. Loss--- just happens, after a certain age. It's an acceptable variable of life.
And, look. Parents lose children. It's the worst-- I can't even describe it in words. And I don't want to get into it; but even they - most of them, at least - find a way to pick themselves back up and find whatever reason to wake up the day after day. People lose the love of their life so often it only enforces the idea that life is unfair, and that these things will happen. But Martin is in his forties; he knows this happens. He's had it happen with Andres, and it was years in the past. And sure, he is still a wreck, but a wreck that found his "key", his reason to keep trying. To keep fighting.
That's why I don't buy it for a second that he'd die in any poetic way just because he's lost Andres. That he thinks his life is meaningless - He wouldn't. He's enough of a narcissist to refuse that idea. Sure, the writers can pack it a million different ways. If the heist gets to a point where all seems lost, he could decide that if he's lost Andres already, and it looks like the plan is falling apart too, then he'd have no reason to move on (especially if it helps La Banda). And this is just one of the things, literally the first one that came to my mind. Honestly, I've written enough to know you can justify anything. But that doesn't mean it holds up if you look closer into it.
Martin is motivated; we've seen this in part 5 and in snippets from part 2. He's motivated to get everyone out of there alive. And I think he should. I'm sure they have a plan where for when the police capture them inside, if not that's the plan. (Again, in the simplest ways, I doubt the trailer would have leaned so much into them being captured if that was the end and they all ended up in prison). The way I see it, he wants to get out of there alive, gold or no gold. He wants out, and once this chapter of his life is ended, he can continue getting better. Living his life.
People have lost worse things than their unrequited love. Even if the way he lost him - the first time, at least - was brutal, with being given hope and then having it all wrenched away. And then Andres died, making the loss final. So yes; he's lost a lot. But he's just-- old enough for it to be put into perspective. Not to mention, he managed to resist doing Rash Actions for over 3 years. And he was working his way to getting better - I think that after the plan is behind him, he can finally heal. He can finally focus on himself and who he wants to be, and all that he can be and do.
He's too self-absorbed to think that he's worthless, and his actions second that. I just want him to be a fleshed-out character, and not a plot device for the writers to wring some viewers' tears; I want him to actually live. His life has value once he fully ends the chapter of his life that includes Andres, and he deserves to live it.
Putting this behind a cut, but. [TW mental health talk and mentions of a word I am not comfortable writing]
I've been dealing with depression most of my life. Most? All. (and I'm closer to Martin's age than I'm comfortable with) So I latched onto Martin's flashbacks from after the chapel, how Bad he was. Of course, I saw depression. I know you can't diagnose a character, and with Martin it's never outright stated that "he's suffered from depression". But-- he was in a Bad Place.
Is it too much for me to want to not see yet another show killing off a character who struggles with their mental health? And yes, I know this happens in real life. Believe me, I do. I know too well. I know how close *I* was to being a statistic and a tragic memory in the lives of those who love me, and how it will always be a reality/possibility that's buried deep inside the ugliest parts of me, just waiting to come out and cry its siren song at me. I KNOW. I know that just as well as I know that I'll never be Fine. I'll never be "over it". I'll always have to fight this, the waves that come and go, and that I'll have to fight and pray that one of them won't claim me.
So-- is it that bad for me to hope that he lives? Because he can. He may be broken, may never be truly Fine, but he CAN. And maybe it's self-serving, but I want a broken character to be left, at the end of his on-screen story, with Hope. With admitting how fucking hard it is to fight, but still fighting. And alive.
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hisredhysteria · 2 years
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Disney World Trip!
Note: I wrote these months ago, but I think it's time to either delete or post them, so here you guys go— these are only for Swindler, Cutthroat, Hacker, and Courier. I am still working on a few things in my drafts for the Melanie Martinez lyrics prompts so hcs for everyone will happen soon or even next—?
My brother was the one who suggested I do this one- idk why we're letting the world's most dangerous criminals into Disney World but I guess the worst that can happen is the magic is ruined-
Swindler
Swindler is the mom who packs everything starting two nights before the trip
She's bringing snacks, cold water bottles, sunscreen, hats, hair ties, portable fans, batteries, ponchos in case it rains, she's probably also got a change of clothes for you guys too-
She'll need an extra set of hands so hopefully yours work!
She prefers the slower, more cutesy rides as well, like Winnie the Pooh or Peter Pan however she's not completely opposed to anything more stomach churning
She'll involuntarily reach for your hand on any fast rides though so make sure they're not occupied!
She's not exactly great at reading a map so you guys might end up wandering a bit
Swindler also seems to be a child magnet so she's probably striking up a conversation with a 6 year old while waiting in line at It's a Small World
You two have to hold hands when making your way through large crowds or else you'll lose each other
She's dead set on finding every Disney princess in the park and saying hi or getting a picture
Speaking of which, halfway through your trip she realizes she forgot to take pictures and now she's photographing everything-
She also strikes me as someone who'd get picked to volunteer in one of their live audience shows-
Swindler LOVES shopping, her favorite part of the parks is the dining and the shopping centers!
It'll take a crane to pull her out of a shop once she sees one
She'll pull things off the shelves and ask for your opinion before buying anything though
You two are definitely leaving with Mickey/Minnie ears on as well as every plush Swindler could carry-
Cutthroat
Unlike Swindler, this man packs nothing and I mean nothing
Unless you count the knives he's got hidden up his sleeves
This means you're doing all the packing or you'll be winging it
Whatever you do, please don't forget sunscreen because Cutthroat WILL get sunburned
Not that he sees that as necessarily a bad thing... sunburns are red, right?
He gets excited at everything he sees and you'll probably have to do a little chasing
He's a fan of the bigger, faster rides, so hopefully you are too!
He'll try to hold your hand on any ride you two are on though and he'll try to pose next to you if he knows there's a camera taking your picture on the ride
He's also a fan of the slower rides because of how intricate they can be
You two wear matching Mickey and Minnie ears
What he's not a fan of is long lines...it's probably best to avoid a wait that's too long for him because there's always a solution to problems like this and he'd hate to see his angel overheat in the sun...
Please be careful letting him around any of the characters too... specifically ones wearing red-
His favorite part of the trip is the light show and fireworks in magic kingdom
He REALLY loves fireworks, so it's difficult to get him to leave before the crowd really starts to pile up
Hacker
He's not a fan of hugely populated areas like Disney World so it took some bribing to get him to come with you
He's probably only going to see what chaos he can cause with the technical equipment though
He's a bit of a sucker for the bigger and faster rides, after all they're more thrilling
Hacker does not want to go shopping at first until you point out something interesting
Now he's searching for the perfect souvenir and has made a game out of picking the thing he thinks you'll like best
Hacker hates the long lines and he complains about them the entire time because he knows he can do something about it, but you won't let him
Just to tease you, he'll fly ahead or away from you on his drones to make you think you lost him in the crowd
No more drones now!
He insists that if you two didn't get a cool picture on the rides with cameras, you go again until you guys get one that he likes
He probably got mistaken for a 12 year old at least twice the entire time, he's so short!
He tests the Disney park characters to see how well they can stay in character, spoiler alert, pretty well..
He tries to pull some sort of stunt during the light show to impress you and causes a big power outage
The power outage was on purpose, he's actually tired and wants to go home...
Nonetheless, you're impressed by his efforts
Courier
Did not want to be there but has somehow ended up there with you
Why is everyone so damn happy? Long lines, hot weather, screaming kids, overpriced merchandise
Alright, maybe he's a little excited too
His favorite rides are of course the bigger ones like Rock N Roller Coaster or Space Mountain
Once he finds a few rides he likes, he alternates between the few of them and you'll have to encourage him to go on other things too
I mean unless you're okay riding Space Mountain 7 times...and can stomach it that much
Don't worry he'll get bored of those too... eventually
Courier was 3 seconds away from lighting a cigarette in one of the lines before you quickly stopped him, earning you a tongue click. Hopefully no one saw...
The Tower of Terror caught him by surprise on the way down so he instinctually grabbed your hand/arm for a second and when it swooped back up he let go with a sigh of relief...only to be thrown back down again..
He waits outside the shops while you go inside because there's too many people and standing there like a mother hovering over their child did not appeal to him
He's happy to hear how excited you are about what you bought though
His legs are kinda killing him from walking all day but he's gonna pretend they're not-
You kinda catch on when he asks to sit down and get ice cream though... Courier would never suggest that
He's also good at reading the map—
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mugichaaaa · 3 years
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Crash Landing on You [Part 1] Hunter x reader
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Chapter 1
Author’s note: So decided to try out x reader and idk how well I’m doing it… this was also 6 pages long
Word count: 2439
A quiet night rained over your home planet, the soft winds gently pushed the grass of the plains to one side to the other.  In the middle of the plains a small cottage lays there. Surrounded by the woods the empty plains bring peace to you. The soft winds shaking the windows echoed through your small cottage. Soft warm light hugged your face as you stirred your warm milk enjoying the night. Once finished you walk away from the kitchen and enter to your small living room. Settling down on your plush couch putting on an old romcom holovids to finish the peaceful night. 
As the romcom holovids plays in the background, you slowly dozed off hoping to end your day in peace. 
Silence. Silence as the romcom ended. 
Suddenly, you're woken up by a loud sound. The ground shook as “something” hit the surface of your planet. You fell to the floor. The ground shook so hard that items were falling off their shelves or tables. As soon as you recovered from the shock you slowly looked out the window. Suddenly the pitch black night turned into a bright orange hue. Something has crashed. Seeing the flames around your farm, immediately your gut screams at you to check it out. What if it was ship that crashed? Maybe someone is injured? Why is this happening? I know this is a stereotypical horror holovid trope but what if? Not knowing if their sepertist or not, you grabbed your blaster for safety and a small flashlight for light. With a deep breath you headed out to your now flaming farm…
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Bad Batch POV
Dogfights are always thrilling for the Bad Batch. The absolute rush of excitement when destroying Vulture Droids that got in their way was the best feeling. Tech was weaving in and out of blaster fire, Hunter manning the guns aiming for the Vulture Droids alongside Crosshair, while Wrecker was helping Tech in co-piloting. 
“HAHA!” Wrecker yelled out seeing all the Vulture Droids destroyed around them. 
A smile plastered on Hunter’s face hearing the excitement in his brother’s voice. Shooting down the squad of Vulture Droids was easy enough for them, but there was this one lone Vulture Droid. Hunter saw it, and the Vulture Droid came a little too close for comfort. Hunter called it out trying to get Tech to get out of the way. The Vulture Droids took out the back gun, which in turn caused the control panel to short circuit. A loud thud echoed causing Crosshair to look back. 
“Hunter?!” Crosshair yelled seeing his Sergeant slumped over the panel. Tech looked back seeing the condition of Hunter. 
“Kriff, We lost the engines we’re going down!” Wrecker yelled out. 
Tech didn’t pay attention to what Wrecker said all went through his head was Hunter’s safety. Tech appeared at Crosshairs side who was cradling Hunter trying to stop the bleeding. As soon as Crosshair sees Tech appear at his side, Crosshair runs over to the pilot seat with Wrecker trying to get the Havoc Marauder stabilized. Time seems to spot at the moment. 
“We’ve breached the planet system” Wrecker called back to Tech who was still busy taking care of Hunter. Tech looked around the ship, seeing the incoming planet come closer and closer. As they entered the atmosphere of the planet. The pitch black void swallowing the Havoc Marauder.  With a last ditch effort Wrecker and Crosshair tried to pull the nose up to lessen the impact. Allowing the Havoc Marauder to skid across the black void of the planet. 
Wrecker kicked down the door helping Hunter off the ship, with Tech and Crosshair close behind. Wrecker carefully set down Hunter on what is now seen as plush grass. Once everyone was accounted for the Bad Batchers all took a sigh or relief and collapsed on the plush grass. 
The small peace of quiet was easily enjoyed, Crosshair stared at the sky seeing the many stars littering the sky. Tech was too busy tending to Hunter’s wound to worry about his own. While Wrecker was enjoying the soft grass, rolling around letting the grass tickle his face.  The sound of the fire surrounding the Havoc Marauder filling up the quiet sound of the planet. The peace was calming. 
Hunter shot up heavy breathing looking around. Scanning the orange hue field. “Hunter, relax, you're severely injured. You have to rest.” Tech placed a stern hand on his shoulder trying to make him lay down. 
“No… someone is coming… I can hear it” Hunter grunts looking around trying to see where the sound is coming from. This comment alerts the rest of the Batchers who grab their respective weapon. Aiming at the flamed field. That was until Crosshair pointed out a small light coming their way. Aiming their blasters towards said light, waiting for them to come closer. 
As soon as the light came close for Crosshairs sniper range. Tech called out, “Stop right there, don’t move!” The light stopped moving. 
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You made your way through the fields making sure to avoid the small patches of fire littered around. Shining your lights around you were able to make out a tip of a ship. A ship that’s where I’ll start!, you thought, moving your way there. As you got closer and closer to the ship, you could make out more of the ship. You could see the cockpit. But there was no pilot. Before you got any closer a voice pierce through the quiet night. 
“Stop right there, don’t move!” The voice called out. The voice was so sudden and the tone of the voice made you completely froze in place. While frozen in place so many thoughts ran through your head, are they pirates? Did you happen to stumble onto something you weren’t supposed to see? Is this where you die? All these thoughts screaming at you to run back to your house and call someone for help, but your gut had others plan. 
“Are you okay?!” you called out. Oh great this is where you die, you thought. You raised your blaster aiming it in front of you. When you finally were able to see the source of the voice, you were met with about 4 blasters pointed in your way. You saw the men slowly glance at each other before lowering their blasters. In an act of kindness you lowered your blaster as well. 
There was a small awkward silence, you took in the group in front of you. A sniper, great I really could’ve died you thought. One thing you did notice is that they had armor. Mandolorians? No, we're too far from Madolore. Or maybe it’s the republic? No no they don’t have the classic white armor like the clone troopers. Plus they don’t even look like clones,you thought. The silence was interrupted with a loud groan. All attention snapped to the one member on the floor. 
“Hunter” One of them with strange looking glasses warned. Without thinking, you quickly ran to the other side of the injured men shining your light on his body checking for how bad the injuries are. 
“His injuries look serious, he'll need to be properly treated…” you look up meeting eye contact with the one with strange looking glasses noticing the cuts around their face, “and it seems like you and the rest of your crew needs to be treated as well” You got up patting yourself down. 
“I have a med kit at my house, you can treat your wounded member there” You offered. 
“I don’t know...it would be-” 
“We would love to!” The other member bigger than the rest chimed in. The one with strange glasses tried to protest but ultimately failed. 
The bigger member picked up the injured member, while the one with glasses grabbed what little was left of their items. While walking back to your cottage you were able to get the names of two of them. The one with the strange glasses was named Tech while the other bigger looking man was called Wrecker. The last member didn’t say anything. 
When they entered the house, they were astonished by the interior of your cottage. You guided them to your small living room. Entering your living room Wrecker gently laid the wounded member on the couch, Wrecker started removing his armor to access his wounds. Once you know that Wrecker will be okay you led Tech to the back of  your cottage to grab the med kit.
It was a silence search, Tech just kept to himself while looking for the med kit. You really wanted to ask him questions about him and his men. But the shyness in you really didn’t want to ask someone about their personal life. So you just kept it to yourself and keep looking for the med kit 
Tech was the first to break the silence, “Thank you for helping us, really,” Tech said, reaching the top shelf looking for the Med Kit.
“It's nothing, my parents always taught me to be kind to those in need” You smiled looking around the lower shelf. 
“It must be nice to have caring parents” Tech mumbled, you could barely hear it. 
“Aha, found it!” Tech exclaimed grabbing deep in the shelf, revealing a wooden box with a med kit symbol on it. You got up meeting up with Tech, looking inside to make sure it truly was the med kit. Once it was confirmed it was the med kit, you both nod and headed back to the rest of Tech’s crew. 
While walking back to the living room, although a short journey, Tech started to chat with you. 
“I never happened to catch your name, may I have the honor of knowing your name?” Tech asked. 
“(y/n), my name (y/n)” You responded as you opened the door to the living room. 
“Well it’s very nice to meet you (y/n)” 
When you two return, the one silent member nudged Wrecker, making him look up. As soon as he saw you with the med kit he gave a big smile. Wrecker took the medkit out of your hands and looked inside for the bacta. When he found it, Wrecker lifted the injured member’s black clothing revealing the wound and started to apply the bacta. The wound looked horrible. It must hurt a lot. 
When you saw Wrecker and Tech work on the injured member, and that they would be okay on their own, you walked to your kitchen thinking who these men could be. Why did they crash in your backyard? As you were thinking about these questions you grabbed three small bowls. You looked through your pantry finding something to give them. You found a bag of crackers your mom made, setting them on the bowl and pouring out fresh cream cheese. While you were setting up the bowls,  you were greeted by an unfamiliar presence. Scared you quickly turn around, only to be greeted by a Tall man, the only member who never talked. 
“Oh! Is there anything you might need?” You asked, stepping closer to him. He shook his head while looking around at your kitchen. 
“Here,  I thought you guys might be hungry so I made you guys some snacks” You handed him the plate. Before he could say anything you head over to the living room. 
“Thank you?” 
You made your way to the living room, avoiding all the medical supplies littered around your floor. You set the two bowls down on the coffee table. Once Wrecker finished bandaging the wounds, he immediately started to eat the snacks, complimenting you on how good these were.
“Guessing from the somewhat burning ship outside of my backyard, you guys need a place to stay?” You asked facing towards Tech. 
“Yes, but we overspent our welcome. We'll leave once our sergeant's wounds are somewhat healed” Tech responded while eating the crackers you gave him. 
“WHAT?! No that won’t do,” you looked out the window seeing your barn through the orange hues, “I’ve decided you all shall stay here till you are all fit and ready!” You smiled triumphant hoping for a round of applause. That didn’t come. 
“We don’t want to intrude” Tech spoke first. 
“Yeah you were already kind to us, we didn’t want to bother you more” Wrecker spoke next. 
“It’ll be rude,” the final one said. 
“No no no, don’t worry about it! If you're really worried about it, I have a barn in the back you can sleep in”  You proposed. This turned gears in all of their heads. They all whispered to each trying to come to an agreement. Once one is made, they all turn to you.
“Are you SURE sure?” Wrecker whispered
“Yes I'm SURE sure” you whispered back. 
“If it’s really okay with you,” Tech took a minute and then sighed,  we’ll take up your offer” 
“That’s lovely to hear, the barns out back and you can make yourself at home” You pointed out to the small barn close to your house. 
“Thank you (y/n)” 
Tech, Wrecker and the silent man all got up, grabbed their stuff that was neatly placed on the floor, thanked you for your generosity, and headed out to the barn. Now you were left with you and the injured member. 
You slowly turned around to see the injured man sleeping peacefully. You were able to fully take in what the injured member looked like. His hair scattered around his face. You leaned closer to see the tattoo that seems to take up half of his face. As you lean in a little close, you were greeted by dark brown eyes. The injured man jerked up bonking your forehead in the process.
“Ow ow ow…” You muttered, rubbing your forehead. 
“Who are you and where are my brothers-” The man spoke, but was cut off when he took in his surroundings. After looking around a bit finally landing on you, his stare lingered on a little bit. 
“Well I’m (y/n), and your brothers are fine and not injured” You smiled. The injured man tried to get up but failed due to the intense pain. You walked over and gently laid your hands on top of his settling him back down on the couch. 
“But you on the other hand… need some rest” you said. The injured man looked down at your hand that was gently placed on top of his. 
“I guess you're right cyar’ika” He smirked. 
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cyanwormonastring · 3 years
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Dinner With I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, My Chemical Romance, and Ricky Montgomery (The Thrilling Sequel)
Me: Okay, let's talk a little bit about ourselves
Me: *internally* Jeez I feel like I've done this before
IDK: I'm a teenage beauty queen of sorts
Me: Uh- okay sure. Ricky?
Me: *internally* This feels like a really bad case of deja vu, what?
RM: I miss my lover, man
Me: Ummmm are you?? Doing alright?
RM: I can see the light
Me: Ricky what the fuck do you need to lie down?
RM: I'm headed straight for the floor *falls*
MCR: The floor the floor the floor
Me: Oh- um can someone help me, please?
MCR: When I was a young boy, my father-
Me: I ASKED FOR HELP NOW IS N O T THE TIME TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF, GERARD
MCR: I'm sorry
Me: Okay, so will you help me?
MCR: I. Don't. Care!
Me: Okay, fine, Dallon?
IDK: I wouldn't hesitate *makes Ricky float onto a conveniently placed couch across the room*
Me: Wh- why am I not surprised? Anyway, thanks, Dallon.
IDK: I do it all the time
Me: Like to make people float? Or-
IDK: It's so fun
Me:
Me: What was that you were saying, Gerard?
MCR: I'm not a hero
Me: Yeah, I know, you didn't help me with Ricky here, when you were literally right next to us
MCR: Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
Me: Fair enough, I wouldn't want to be near myself either. I mean, this is a dinner after all, so does anyone want anything?
MCR: If you could get me a drink of water
Me: No problem, Gerard
MCR: *aggressively drinks water* My lips are chapped and faded
IDK: Stop drinking it down!
MCR: I'm unashamed
*crash from across the room*
RM: I broke all my bones
Me: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY??
RM: *mumbles*
Me: What was that?
RM: Listen close, it's a no
MCR: I'm nooooooot okayyyy
Me: I wasn't asking you, can't you see that Ricky has gone to pieces?
RM: *dies*
MCR: Did you get what you deserve, the ending of your life?
Me: GERARD, STOP BEING RUDE
IDK: *to Ricky's corpse* For you, I'd die *dies*
IDK: *carousels into grave*
RM: *revived* Is it worth it, is it worth it, tell me is it worth it?
MCR: Maybe
RM: I'm Mr. Loverman
MCR: We're just two men
IDK: *Dallon rises from the grave* I wouldn't hesitate
Me: Bitch *giggles*
IDK: *scowls* To smile while you suffocate and die
MCR: *dying* Am I losing myself?
IDK: Burn
MCR: And well I, I won't go down with myself, but I'll go down with my friends, yeah *falls dramatically, taking Dallon and Ricky down with him*
IDK, MCR, & RM: *die*
Me: Well this is very inconvenient *goes into afterlife* I'm not that great of a host, but I might as well say goodbye.
Me: So, any last words? *trying to use one of my brain cells* Why do I feel like I've said this before?
MCR: So long and goodnight
Me: The afterlife really has changed you, thank you for your manners
IDK: We're taking over the world
Me: You can't, Dallon, you're dead
IDK: Mad as a hatter
Me: That's you all right
RM: Ashes ashes
Me: Okay cool, time for me to go *transports back to living room*
Me: This place is a mess, there's three dead bodies here
*bodies disappear*
Me: Well that's very convenient
Me: Well I'm by myself now, nothing to do *remembers something I did like 5 minutes ago*
Me: *mockingly* I mean, this is a dinner after all, so does anyone want anything?
Me: Eww, why'd I say it like that, we didn't even eat anything, and all of the food is still on the table, this whole DAY has been a mess
B: Peach and lime daquiri
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS BRENDON URIE DOING HERE, SHOO
Me: How do I get rid of this dude? *gains a brain cell* Oh I know, he'll just die like everyone else did
B: *doesn't die*
Me: Oh hey, a bat, where'd that come from? *throws bat*
*bat comes back like a boomerang*
Me: Oh no I'm dying
B: She's not bleeding
Me: Uhh, I kinda am
B: Oh, well
Me: Fuck you sir *dies*
IDK: Wave
MCR & RM: *waves*
Me: *waves*
Me: Hey what happened to Brendon?
B: Out the back door
Me: I didn't even know there was one, huh
Me: How come I can hear you?
B: I'm a diva!
Me: *blinks* What the fuck
IDK: *angrily* I'M a teenage beauty queen
MCR: They make me do push-ups in drag
Me: This is too much for me *un-dies* That's better
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kunderdogs · 4 years
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Making Out With VAV
Let me start off by saying I've been into VAV since June 2018 and they're coming to my city in a few months. I will fucking die when I see them okay. On an unrelated note the photos with them are like $40 each and if you want one with each member its $250 (which is more expensive than the vvip tickets!) Ugh should I get them all or do 1? I'd feel terrible if one member's line for pics was shorter than another ya know UGH I'M GOING THRU IT PLS HELP ME
I got carried away with some of the members but tried to keep it short so I'm sorry others are longer than some. ^^' I’m not even Baron biased but why does he hurt me so...I’m so sorry Lou.
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Thank you to the anon who requested this. As you all can tell, I have a weakness for VAV so I love writing them. - Cookie
St. Van:
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I've deadass dreamed about making out with St. Van (who hasn't? you're lying if you said you didn't). He's such a fucking tease LIKE WHY SIR? 
Anyway, I can imagine making out with him is ALWAYS hot and heavy, no matter where you are. 
He'd much rather make out in his room or your place, where no one can interrupt because 11/10 times it's going to escalate to new heights. 
Honestly, he has no preference when it comes to a "make out style". If you want it short and sweet, he's down. Rough with lots of tongue? Sign him up! 
Doesn't like much dialog when he's in the mood, he'll catch your face in his hands and open mouth kiss you so you didn't get any mixed signals. 
Likes to be dominate no matter what but he likes when you're sitting on his lap. 
His hands, without fail, will always be in your hair - stroking, pulling, pushing it from your face. 
If it's up, NOT FOR LONG 'cause he'll take it out the ponytail
That's on hair pulling kinks
Be prepared for lots of noise. 
He's a moaner and WILL moan in your mouth if you nibble his lip or try to take over the dominate role. 
He'll find it so so so hot when you're rough with him - his unoccupied hand will grip your thigh and force you to connect your bodies fully and he'll definitely grind up into you, pushing your hips down into him. 
There's absolutely nothing gentle about making out with St. Van. 
He won't bruise you but ALMOST.
He'll give you bedroom eyes when you pull away and smirk when he notice how turned on you are. 
Leaning back into the couch with his head tilted to the side and breathing just a bit hard, he'll lick his lips disrespectfully. "I like when you're on top, baby girl, but I think we should take this to the bed, hm?"
(FUCK I GTG HOW AM I GONNA LOOK THIS MAN IN THE EYES WHEN I MEET HIM? IDK LORD HELP ME)
Baron:
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Ok my sweet baby Baron. 
I feel like he's a low key freak. 
BUT A GENTLEMAN. 
The first couple of make outs are sweet and precious. 
He's very loving and kind so he won't be rough with you, like never. 
Is so shy the first time, but will initiate it about maybe 3 weeks in the relationship - sooner if you're flirty. 
Doesn't know what the hell you're comfortable with in this new step of your relationship. Picture this:
It's been a few weeks since you two made it official, even though you went through a month of the talking phase. You were flirty, but Chungheop was still shy with you on certain things. Today, the two of you had a fun-filled day at the amusement park. He had been eyeing you with heart eyes all day and you to him as well. It was hard not to, especially when you have a boyfriend as cute as him! As you were driving back to Seoul, the rain came down in buckets but Baron didn't want to go back to the dorms just yet. With cute puppy-eyes he asked you if he could come over to hang out for a few hours. There was absolutely no way for you to resist that.
So here you were, walking back into the living room after changing out of those ridiculously tight skinny jeans and into your pajama shorts. You traded your cute blouse for one of Baron's large shirts. He was lounging on the couch, scrolling through Netflix for something to kill the time with. Nothing was particularly catching his eye though. He didn't have to wait long until you flopped directly next to him and snuggled into his side.
As he took in your attire, his heart was pounding a thousand times a minute. You were too cute! When you two mutually decided on a Rom-Com, he got bored pretty quickly and shyly kissed your cheek.
With a smile, you turned to see him gazing at you. He leaned closer to your lips and hesitated only for a second before closing the distance. Softly, slowly would mold his lips to yours. Chungheop tilted his head to the side, softly exhaling while the arm on the back of the couch comes to the back of your neck.
Won't introduce tongue but will groan when you do it first. 
Heavy breathing and a whole lot of gentle caressing. 
His fingers slide down your cheek to cup your jaw before trailing to your cleavage only to settle on your hip. 
He won't have a tight grip, it's always light but never in the same place for very long - boy has wondering hands. 
Typically they're gripping and stroking. 
Will quietly groan if you deepen the kiss or start touching his skin (neck, stomach). 
His lips aren't ever rough with you 
He'll like to take his time tasting you. 
He's a nibbler/biter so expect him to bite gently on your lips a few times. 
Also he'll pull some freaky moves out of nowhere like sucking on your tongue and smile cheekily when you moan into him. 
Likes to keep you on your toes so some times, just to hear you gasp in surprise, he'll throw you on the bed/couch with a playful smirk.
Overall, he’s very sweet to you. “You look so cute like that, baby.”
Ace:
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A whole tease. That's it. That's the post.
Jk. But Wooyoung is a big fan of a foreplay, like this is where he thrives! 
He knows how to fuck with you too, so he'll initiate the kisses and will make them so fluttering and lingering that you'll be on the verge of trying to smash his lips to yours. 
He'll pull away and be like "Uh-uh don't be so impatient, baby. We got all night~" 
Might even laugh a little bit if you were getting frustrated with all his teasing. 
He's the type to dominate everything about making out but it's in a sensual way (?) 
like not rough or aggressive at all. 
Will sneak his tongue in to spice it up after a few minutes just to catch you off guard.
Tongue
LOTS AND LOTS OF IT
French kissing
With a lot of moans from him - he’s pretty vocal but he’s not nearly as loud as you
Likes to suck - on any part of skin on your body. He’s not picky
Sloppy kisses since he has less self control than you think he does
He'll pick up the pace only to slow it down again and smile when you make noises into his mouth. 
Lives for the moment that you finally break under all the teasing and yank his hair.
Ace likes to catch you off guard a lot so he'll sneak up on you when you're distracted and spin you around just to give you kisses. 
He's a romantic at heart so back hugs that turn into making out on the kitchen counter are very common for you two. 
Wooyoung wouldn't want to make-out in public spaces but a hello and goodbye peck when he's in disguise is alright. 
He'll be mortified if you were in the middle of a heated make out session, his hands slowly creeping up your shirt only for the members to burst in. 
He would be soooooo red in the face lol so yeah y'all would have to be ALONE ALONE to have any real freaky time.
Ayno:
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Has zero self control when it comes to his s/o
As mentioned previously, Ayno is an ass man
So if you want him to jump your bones, just wear a flattering pair of skinny jeans or a tight skirt
He’ll literally follow you around like a puppy
Lots of gulping, narrowed eyes stuck to your hips and ass as you walked in front of him
When it comes to making out, he’s the same way
A kiss is never just one and done
NO MA’AM, he wants all the smoke
He knows you like how his lips are so he goes in for the kill immediately
No build up
He’ll catch your wrist and spin you to face him
As soon as you notice his body pressed into you, his lips are pushing and pulling you to fold into him
Who are you to deny him that?
Doesn’t waste any time with teasing - his tongue is already putting in work
Likes to cradle your head and tilt it up to him
Wants to hear you whimper and moan breathlessly into him
Always likes to break the kiss to stare at you with an intensity that has your blood boiling
But is soooo playful
Might smirk and leave you hanging
Some times he’ll purposefully attack your mouth when you two really shouldn’t be kissing like when you went to his parent’s house
Enjoys the thrill of getting touchy when you guys could be caught any moment
A little bit of an exhibitionist 
He’ll tickle you or nuzzle you to cut some of the sexual tension or say something to make you giggle as he’s pressing kisses on your cheeks
Looooves to handle you if you’d let him
REALLY loves when you handle him too!!!
That one time when you pushed him on the couch, straddled him and yanked his hair, he swore that he was in heaven.
He’ll easily submit to you if you want him too
But he’ll make you work for it
Licking your lips, neck
Yoonho will beg you to let him put hickeys on you and when you agree, he’ll jump on you that second
Jacob:
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HOt, heavy, messy, passionate all the time with no build up or warning for you at all. 
Jacob likes to keep you guessing so he'll initiate a make-out just about damn near everywhere and at any given time. 
He honestly doesn't care whose in the room, unless it was like yours or his family. 
The members and other staff? 
Yeah, doesn't matter - if he wants to kiss you then he will. 
If they don't wanna see it, they better leave because he won't stop unless you want him to ;)
Making out isn’t just kissing for him - it’s a prelude to the nasty-ness that’s about to come
So if you try to break the kiss to go answer your phone, he’s thoroughly offended and will drag you back to his lips
The type to walk in, no words, and catch the back of your neck with his large hand
Likes to make out with you against surfaces with him standing up
He’ll tell you he thinks it’s really hot when you wrap your legs around his waist
A bit of a size kink because he loves to corner you and pin you to the wall/bed and hover over you
You...have absolutely no complaints so...
He’s the dominate role even in making out
But just so gentle and loving that it makes you swoon
Rarely makes a sound other than breathing heavily, humming or growling
Face grabbing!!!!!
100% of the time will grind into you
Since his body is always smashed against yours, he doesn’t need to move much for you two to feel the friction
Has a habit of biting his lip and looking to the sky to grab his composure 
Likes your attention on him so he’ll grab your jaw
Playful but not as Ayno
Chuckles when he accidentally tickles you but easily refocuses your attention to the matter at hand:
His tongue in your mouth
Lou:
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Shy baby won’t initiate any make-outs until later in the relationship
Probably like 3-4 months into it
Doesn’t mean he doesn’t like making out
Exactly the opposite actually
Hosung loves the intimacy of making out with his partner and finds it really romantic
Is very soft about the entire thing
Nearly melts into a puddle when you kiss him out of nowhere, literal hearts in his eyes 
Light pecks - just lips pressed against each other the first few seconds then he’ll slowly move and close his eyes
Hardly any freaky shit until he’s more comfortable with you
When he is comfortable, he’s still very sweet and loving but will be a bit of a tease
Likes to pull away from you and watch you chase his lips
Will play innocent when you get upset that he won’t move against you
Makes you work for it ‘cause he’s a bit of a brat
His hand kink will show during make outs
As soon as your hands touch him under his shirt, he’s a mess
Loud, deep groans and sucking his breath
Wants to watch you so he’ll love it when you’re in his lap
Lots of slow, teasing kisses until he can feel you grind into him
“Do that again.”
Knows how deep his voice can get so when he figures out it’s a turn on for you, he won’t shut up
“If you keep kissing me like that, I’ll have to take you in the room.”
“Unless you want me to strip you right here on the couch?”
“Princess, you’re eager hm? Mhm, I like that~”
You try your best to shut him up but the more you do, the more he’ll do also
He doesn’t prefer boobs over ass or vice versa but he tends to find his hands are constantly caressing your ass and waist a lot
Is hardly ever rough with you but will appreciate a few bites and sharp grips from your hands
Ziu:
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Playful then turns hot and heavy. 
Heejun likes to goof off so making out will start off very innocent. 
You two could be just talking and laughing and he'll strike- tickling you and tackling you onto the couch. 
Eventually, it'll die down and as you were giggling and telling him he was crushing you under his weight, he'd be too busy staring at you to hear you. 
In a split second, he leaned down and gave you a soft kiss - something to convey what he was thinking at the moment. 
He had no intentions of going past that but when he felt your arms wrap around his shoulders, thin fingers stroking the back of his neck and down his back, it sends shivers down his spine. 
Ziu knows how big he is, and he is very cautious of you as well so he won't be rough with you unless there's a special reason. 
Usually, his hands stay on your body, running patterns down your sides but they'll always settle on the swell of your hips or your ass. 
He'll definitely man-handle you a bit - pulling you on to him, pushing you into the couch/bed. 
Some times he forgets how strong he is so his kisses suddenly turn very passionate, and in turn kind of sloppy. 
Open mouth kisses with lots of tongue clashing.
Likes a little bit of pain
Your nails scratching his back, yanking on his hair - as long as there’s no blood
He's pretty vocal, groaning and whispering sweet words in your ear. 
Dirty talk is only for rough sex so most times he'll be just a big ball of love and sensual, lingering kisses.
Then, when you want to deepen the kiss, he'll leave you hanging out of literally nowhere and look at you like you're crazy for trying to get freaky in the dorm living room when any of his members could walk in. 
"We're not doing any of what you're thinking on this couch, little lady." 
Finds it hilarious how sexually frustrated he can get you though, so he'll leave you hanging a lot more than you want lol.
Will probably laugh in your face when you pout and curse him for turning you on with no intention to finish
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Janis & Jimmy
Janis: [so like evening like probably not expecting this] Janis: what you up to tonight Jimmy: What are you about to ask me to do? Janis: Sadly, nothing that exciting Janis: but I need out of this house so if you've got something going on, we can make some #content Jimmy: Find a party and I'll meet you there Janis: Okay Janis: it's been dry so far but not everyone can have decided to be boring all at once Jimmy: have you moved to a new town without telling me? Jimmy: bit rude to make me fake ldr Janis: God, I wish Janis: I need to be several towns over with the noise that being made in this gaff rn Jimmy: They're there and you didn't invite me? That's more than a bit rude, mate 💔 Janis: Oh yeah Janis: sleepover fetish is so real 🤤😍 Jimmy: You know how I feel about you in PJs Jimmy: how dare you Janis: I know you're just gutted you didn't get a chance to see 💀👑 in hers Janis: 💔💔 hurts Jimmy: [brings back the # he started about her only wearing pjs cos I skim re-read that convo post school trip yesterday] Janis: Fine, come over Janis: if you love a throwback that hard Janis: we won't be sharing a room with them though Jimmy: I'd 💕 some enthusiasm Janis: You can have all the snacks they won't eat Jimmy: Has my true love cleared that? Janis: You have to save her from herself Janis: they do it on purpose, it's a binge waiting to happen Jimmy: hot Janis: If you've got a saviour complex Janis: put on your cape, crown of thorns, whatever suits Jimmy: If you've got a short enough memory to forget me saving you from a life threatening injury and nursing you back from the brink Jimmy: suited you then Janis: I remember, if less dramatically and in your favour Janis: but I never said it didn't suit Jimmy: know my audience and how they remember it Jimmy: Give me your address then, Juliet Janis: Hmm, Grace would say you owe her damages, probably Janis: [does, lol soz] Jimmy: she knows where I am if she wants to claim Jimmy: I'll have 'em off you though for taking the piss Janis: Only my parents doing that Janis: I'll pay for an uber if you can cope with the flex Janis: desperate times, like Jimmy: shut up Janis: bit rude Jimmy: bit rude is sending me into the middle of nowt to get 💀🔪🔪 Janis: You can trust me Jimmy: Piss off Janis: 🙂🙂🙂🙂 Jimmy: Stop messing about, rich girl Janis: I ain't, look on street view or some shit, it's a big hippie farmhouse Jimmy: [does so a pause] Jimmy: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Janis: I'll get you an uber now, yeah? Janis: before they 💀🔪🔪 me in some sleepover satanic ritual Jimmy: I can't have them fucking with our pact Janis: my hero 💘 Jimmy: there's your first caption sorted Janis: I'll think of something as mushy for you in the meantime Jimmy: do you need owt other than a ✞? I'm at the shop Janis: 🤔 Janis: get a like meal for two I can pretend I cooked Jimmy: 👍 Janis: I assume you've got 🚬s Jimmy: I'll grab drinks though Janis: can do Janis: we have some shit here too though Jimmy: What's #goals when you're not drinking a flat white? Janis: if it's pink and alcoholic Jimmy: [sends her pics of different drinks like rose wine or pink gin or whatever else like ?] Janis: Better go gin Janis: it is an emergency Jimmy: [when that's got mum energy so you're lowkey triggered and don't reply] Janis: [when you think it's 'cos it was too pricey or something so you're like oh no faux pas] Janis: the rose would be fine too, I'm not fussy, as you know by now Jimmy: [thinking about Harry too now but sends a selfie from the uber with the gin secured like everything's fine] Janis: 😍 Janis: should I socials that? Jimmy: Why not? Janis: idk how vain you're feeling Janis: maybe you wanna fix your hair Jimmy: 🥇 or nowt baby Jimmy: if I weren't I wouldn't be coming to mess up yours Janis: 😏 Janis: [does post it, with all that enthusiasm about him coming that is so fake uhuh] Jimmy: [a cute little back and forth in the comments while he's on route] Janis: [one of them clearly has liked it so now they know they know] Janis: There we go, committed now Jimmy: [love that though cos it gives them an excuse to go harder with it which he would and is] Jimmy: Is that a record or what? Janis: wait 'til you see their creepy faces fogging up the glass Jimmy: 😱😱😱 Jimmy: no horror films needed Janis: got the setting Janis: even if I 🤞 I'm here, like Jimmy: Promise you'll protect me Janis: 💪 babe Janis: you're safe with me Jimmy: Say it then Janis: What? Jimmy: 🤞 Janis: Oh Janis: I promise I'll protect you from 💀👑 and her underlings Janis: salt circles all ready, like Jimmy: 💪🏆🥇 you Janis: you're feeling generous Janis: have you opened that pink gin without me Jimmy: you ain't feeling any trust towards me Jimmy: 💔🎻🎻💔 Janis: I'm trusting you with my life rn Janis: you've got to fend off the pillows in the night Jimmy: hot Janis: glad you think so Jimmy: oi, be glad you know it Jimmy: that's a #kinkunlocked Janis: Add it to my collection Janis: 🎟🎟🎟🎟 what do I win when I get enough? Jimmy: What do you want? Janis: fuck a 🧸 obvs Jimmy: If that's what you're getting me to this sleepover for, steady on Jimmy: he can buy me a drink first instead of making me bring my own Janis: 😂😂😂 Janis: stop Janis: his plans are set and he is gutted Janis: 🚫 sneaking out Jimmy: me an' all, put in loads of groundwork on that trip Jimmy: treating him mean and all that bollocks Janis: 💔🎻🎻💔 Janis: when it was all a cunning ruse to see Mr. Bear again Jimmy: It's my turn to cheat, Joanne Janis: you'll have to take your free pass to the bathroom 'cos we can't not share a room Janis: and I don't need to witness that tah Jimmy: It's alright, I won't kiss him on the mouth Janis: she probably practices on him Janis: it'll be sticky Jimmy: 🤢🤢🤢 Jimmy: I said I never opened the gin not that I ain't drank nowt Janis: such a lightweight Jimmy: Leave it out, pisshead Jimmy: I didn't know you were gonna 🍑📞 Janis: Do you feel cheap? Janis: 'cos that ride ain't, so don't worry boo 😘 Jimmy: I ain't been in an uber before, how could I not feel 🤑🤑 Janis: 🤞 you get here unmurdered and unmolested Janis: driver gonna ruin my night, like Jimmy: Oi Jimmy: that might make my night 💕👴 Janis: obviously, I am here to ruin your night Janis: 🍑📞 shoulda let you know Janis: were you out? Jimmy: With who, my other fake girlfriend? Janis: I can be that jealous Janis: they'd pretend they didn't love that but they so would Jimmy: I'd drink to it Janis: [a picture of 🧸 in the washing machine like 'bout to drown a bitch for you] Jimmy: 😍😍😍 Jimmy: sod nudes, get you a girl who sends 💀💀💀 threats she's about to follow through on Janis: you're so welcome Janis: he'll be date ready and so will you 🍆💦💦 Jimmy: Depends if they've set a trap on the front door Janis: There's no way they'll be ready for gentlemen callers that soon Janis: you could be travelling from the fucking moon and they'd still be hiding Jimmy: Asia's always ready for me, babe Jimmy: The tall one an' all Janis: you're disgusting Jimmy: soz that you thought you were my only starcrossed lover Janis: Of course not Janis: just the idea of those two doing anything beyond 😭 makes me wanna 💀💀💀 obvs Jimmy: I might 🤢🤢🤢 which is 💀👑 ultimate kink so please shut up Janis: Errm they're your lovers, not mine Jimmy: sound more gutted, mate Janis: what is it this time Janis: 😍 for you or them Jimmy: Me obvs Jimmy: keep up, girl Janis: thanks for saying I'm doing a 🥇🏆 job Jimmy: You're not gay, Judith Jimmy: And even if you were, you ain't 🥇 enough to fake 😍 for them Janis: that was very affirming and then rude Janis: but I'll take it Jimmy: There you go then Jimmy: I'd offer you a gold star but that's a bit Janis: insulting at this point Jimmy: I never thought you were Janis: ? Jimmy: Why did you reckon I thought you were gay? Janis: 'cos you said I was obsessed with them Jimmy: Nah Jimmy: I said the bollocks they say and do is more important to you than it is to me Janis: You might wanna work on your phrasing then Janis: but idc Jimmy: Alright Janis: but for the record, I only think you're gay for Dan Jimmy: @iantaylor8 Janis: v offensive that I've not affirmed your heterosexuality in his 👀 Jimmy: I'll live Janis: I won't Janis: deeply wounded Jimmy: Tah for the warning so I don't go arse over in the blood Janis: not a very heroic way to die Janis: even Romeo did better Jimmy: He had Bill, I'm holding my own 🖋 Janis: hot Jimmy: 😏 Janis: [tweets that gem] Jimmy: [having another flirt via socials] Janis: [love that for you] Jimmy: Have you got a balcony? Janis: Sadly not Janis: been let down big time there Jimmy: And I couldn't fit the 🎻 in my overnight bag Janis: Just when we needed it most Jimmy: it's a piss poor shout, I'm sorry baby Janis: It's alright, in terms of convincing them we're fucking all night, probably need a less 💔 soundtrack Jimmy: 👍 or 👎 to Romeo + Juliet soundtrack? Janis: yes Janis: of course Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: For an all nighter we've got our Easter Rising one an' all, Tah Dan Janis: He'll be thrilled he's having a hand in our fictional fuckfest, I'm sure Janis: a hand in was the best choice of words there Jimmy: He'll be getting me through it 🍆💦💦 Janis: 🤤 hard same Janis: you were such a cockblock Jimmy: Invite him over, I'll go home Janis: He probably has a curfew Janis: God bless Jimmy: Bringing him into it an' all again Janis: He does reside here Janis: apparently Janis: I've never seen him and he doesn't do any chores but Jimmy: holy 👻 and unholy 👻 boy in your gaff Jimmy: might be a scrap Janis: you'll be buzzin' then Janis: making your night over and over, babe Jimmy: can't stop being #goals you Janis: not an amateur Jimmy: loads of time to prove it in a bit Janis: challenge accepted Jimmy: 👍 Janis: You do sleepovers with your mates before? Jimmy: Why? Janis: 🤷 Janis: curious Janis: not as talked about Janis: what do boys do Jimmy: What do you reckon? Jimmy: I'd be gutted to 💔 you Janis: Obviously I'm 💔 that you don't talk about girls and 'practice' kissing Janis: but if you confirm you just play videogames and drink cheap beers on the low, I think I'll survive Jimmy: We do talk about girls but there's no need to practice kissing when you're this 😎🏆 Janis: 😏 okay Janis: not sharing your expertise is selfish of you Jimmy: My ex shared it round plenty, don't worry Jimmy: Half the north knows my tips and tricks Janis: Bummer Janis: No thinking I'm special then, I hear you Jimmy: I can't stop you thinking owt Janis: It's alright, I'm specials in every other way Jimmy: Bighead strikes again Janis: yeah, try and deny it, dickhead Jimmy: That you think you're special? Janis: You know what I meant Janis: you 🙊 me 🙉 Jimmy: Oi I'm 🦍 Jimmy: Ask my man Janis: You're SO hench, babe Jimmy: 💪🏆🥇 Janis: I'm SO lucky Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: You picked a film for us to not watch yet? Janis: I'm debating what the worst romcom of all time is Jimmy: [sends her a little list because he's had a nightmare girlfriend] Jimmy: off the top of my head Janis: kink unlocked Janis: that's worse than any of the others so far, God Janis: deviant Jimmy: Piss off Janis: No wonder they all love you Jimmy: They ain't unlocked any of my kinks, real or fake Janis: Are you sure? Janis: they're accomplished stalkers if fuck all else, like Jimmy: I don't have a tinder with 'em listed Jimmy: What are they gonna stalk? Janis: Yo 🧠 Janis: vampire style Jimmy: You're the only 🧛 I've met Janis: 😏 Janis: and I'd do it again Janis: were I not bound to protect you Jimmy: Crack on Jimmy: If we're meant to be pulling a 💕 all nighter you'll have to do something Janis: If we're convincing enough, they'll spread it 'fore us Janis: spare your precious skin Jimmy: Challenge accepted Jimmy: [is extra on socials again for the final time like see how convincing I am] Janis: I know it didn't hurt that bad, baby Jimmy: Do you? Janis: Did it? Jimmy: 🤐 Janis: That's not fair Janis: if I Mike Tyson'd you you have to say Jimmy: I'll tell you in my oscar speech Janis: You'll be thanking me then Janis: ha, knew you loved it Jimmy: for the adversity Jimmy: tah Janis: pisstake Jimmy: you Janis: ☝ boy Jimmy: Why are you trying to truth or dare me before I'm in the door? Calm it down, Joan Janis: Party don't start 'til you walk in? Janis: Psh Jimmy: I need an audience and a stage, Bill can relate Janis: Duh Janis: what it's all about Jimmy: #whenshegetsyou Janis: we're a step away from a contract Jimmy: 🩸🖋💌 Janis: trying to tempt me with some bloodletting Janis: 😳 is it hot in here Jimmy: I wanna get my 🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟 too Janis: you already knew that one Janis: #eargate Jimmy: Yeah but now you're in the mood Jimmy: might let loads slip Janis: You'll have to work harder than this Jimmy: [🔥 sext because why not] Janis: did your driver co-write that or Jimmy: You can ask him when you pay him, that won't be weird Janis: just wondering where the audience is Jimmy: Post it if you wanna find them, not gonna be far away Janis: [does not] Janis: I'm not going to make you meet my parents, by the way Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: Should be a rule that Jimmy: I'd bleed to keep you away from mine Janis: Now you're just trying to be hot Jimmy: 😎🚬 Jimmy: #effortless Janis: you better not be in that car Janis: not paying your cleaning bill too Jimmy: It's behind the ear you didn't take off Jimmy: We're alright Janis: Can't say I'm not fair 😏 Jimmy: Not when anyone's about Janis: I know the audience too Jimmy: Be a long night if you don't Janis: shut up Janis: they'll crash before we do anyway Janis: then you can actually do what you want Jimmy: I know you wanna talk about girls and play videogames like a northern lad Jimmy: 🥧🥔🍺 weren't the meal deal though 💔 Janis: 🖕 Janis: oh no, however will I cope Jimmy: I dunno, mate Jimmy: I'll have to double up on the heroics, me Janis: you're allowed to sleep, you know Janis: overtime ain't an all-nighter too Jimmy: might do but I only chucked the one bottle in my basket Janis: we've got some great sleeping pills Janis: dessert 💕 Jimmy: You're alright Janis: 🤷 Janis: not on commission Jimmy: You must know the audience if you're trying to knock me out this hard Janis: How long can we be in each other's company before you try to seriously injure me Janis: nothing but self-preservation here Jimmy: Oi Jimmy: I know my own 💪🏆 Janis: Doing it on purpose don't make it no better Janis: 'less I asked for it, obvs Jimmy: Are you? Jimmy: 'Cause if that's a #kinkunlocked I'll have my 🎟 Janis: 🙊 Janis: depends Jimmy: ? Janis: 💀👑 is definitely a freak Janis: probably just encourage her to keep 👀 Jimmy: 🍿 or 📹? Janis: cotton balls soaked in 0cal 'butter' spray Jimmy: 😋😋😋 Janis: though if she were to 📹 wouldn't be the first time Janis: still getting tagged 🙄 Jimmy: #same Janis: hmm, at least your tits aren't low-key out Jimmy: I'll get 'em out tonight Jimmy: Only fair Janis: 😂 Janis: clearly dying to anyway Jimmy: They're 🥇 I gotta keep it #goals Janis: this town ain't big enough for both our heads Jimmy: It's alright, I ain't gonna be here long Janis: Nah? Jimmy: 💔🎻💔 Janis: Yeah, well convincing that one Jimmy: Not on the clock yet Janis: 🍀 you Jimmy: 💀👑 got you plaiting or 💅? Either way you're gonna need some glue Janis: not touching her without gloves Janis: one of your girlfriends is asking about you Jimmy: Duh we'd get caught for the 🔪🔪💀 before we had chance to piss off anywhere Jimmy: Which one? Janis: you're pissing off anyway, I'll have to live, murder and die here Janis: now you're interested Jimmy: Oh come on, baby, where I go, you go 💕 Janis: you can drop me off the first place that isn't here Jimmy: 👌 Janis: kink unlocked Janis: have a 🎟 Jimmy: Common sense ain't one Janis: don't tell me what my kinks are and aren't, boy Janis: you're not in control like that Jimmy: I'm 👮🚔 remember Jimmy: might be a kink division Janis: you are ridiculous Janis: and garda ain't telling me nothing Jimmy: I ain't a paddy, law's different up North, that'll be why it's grim Janis: I've seen the procedurals, mate Janis: you aren't old and grizzled enough to be the maverick Jimmy: Stop flirting with me Jimmy: You'll make the driver 😳 Janis: 🤞 you crash, of course Jimmy: Not unless it's right outside yours and you can throw yourself in front as we do Jimmy: 💀💀💀 pact not 👻 me and widow you Janis: but you love black Janis: but fine, I'll throw myself on the wreckage Jimmy: on me, give a shit what you wear, hun Janis: fine, I'll go play dress up with them Janis: good luck faking 😍 then Jimmy: Oi Jimmy: 1. PJs or I ain't coming in Jimmy: 2. maybe I wanna be pretty an' all, bit rude not to wait for the love of your life Jimmy: 3. 🥇 or nowt Janis: 1. admit you care more Janis: 2. you're pretty enough, sweetheart Janis: 3. 💪 Jimmy: More than what? Janis: just more than you protesting Jimmy: About what? Janis: that you don't give a shit what I wear Janis: you started a # Jimmy: Mr Lucas gives a shit what you wear, I just fake it Janis: real mvp Janis: he'd be way more buzzing my parents were out Jimmy: probably a bit late to invite him Jimmy: I reckon I'm here near enough Janis: know how you feel about threesomes Janis: I'll come find you Jimmy: first off, it were you who 🚫 my proposition for us and that dickhead of yours to have one Jimmy: second, you better had, you did 🤞 Janis: Was not Janis: and he's not MY dickhead, just a dickhead, don't put that on me Janis: [meeting him dramatically 'cos they watching, turning her eyes up to the window so he can see] Jimmy: [we know he's gonna go with it and we know why so] Janis: [we all know you're both grateful for an excuse to kiss each other on sight] Jimmy: [pick her up boy even though you'll have to put down what you're carrying #priorities] Janis: [when y'all would NEVER let a man lmao] Jimmy: [we all know y'all are lowkey like DON'T TOUCH ME] Janis: [tbf a boy was like i can pick you up when i was like 13 and i was like you can't and then he tried and was like oh you're heavy rude you're just weak] Jimmy: [I'm so 😡] Janis: [don't need that potential trigger in your life ladies] Jimmy: [I'm dying though like get inside you two, there's never any need to go as hard or long as you do] Janis: [so method lol] Jimmy: [Gotta like throw the food at her as soon as you're inside because a second has passed without being rude and god forbid] Janis: [just judging his choices like hmm 'cos same] Jimmy: [😒 like oi as if he's not just been rude but opening the gin even before there's glasses #calm down] Janis: [raising a brow but not saying anything 'cos you're like yeah, fair, pointing him over to wherever the glasses are so you can fake cook this meal real quick] Jimmy: [raising his own like oh you fancy as if he was just gonna swig it from the bottle forever but pours some into her mouth first because so needed and shamelessly flirty all the time before going to sort glasses like nothing even happened okay] Janis: ['have some decorum, boy' 😏 until he does that then you're like 😳 'tryna get me drunk too' tutting dramatically] Jimmy: [just shakes his head also 😏 at the words and the tuts 'Don't worry, I know, wouldn't be very goals, that'] Janis: [shrugs 'depends'] Jimmy: [gives her a look like I know it would be for you but we don't set the goals] Janis: [looking back 'til the microwave pings and brings you back 'round 'you've seen 'em at parties, right pissheads'] Jimmy: [Shrugs 'You're a lightweight, and we've got content to create' realises that rhymes and does a little flourish in the air like he's writing with a pen cos poet and nerd] Janis: [when you can't help but lol, even though you're trying to 🙄 is creating #content already and making this meal look #aesthetic and #goals for the 'gram before pushing a plate at him like there you go] Jimmy: [control your 😍 over her cute laugh by acting like that food is so interesting and important] Janis: [but don't control it too hard 'cos cringe couples always take pics of each other eating so get ready for your closeup boy] Jimmy: [that's tea and you know they are seeing/interacting with all this nonsense so you gotta go for it] Janis: [hence you know to stay out the kitchen but you won't, like what you need ladies] Jimmy: [thank god they'd hear them coming so he can be like come sit on my lap for a sec as if that's where she's been the whole time, just not practical, I'd throw food all over you by accident boo] Janis: [again, doing things y'all would never do, and we know you two love this so] Jimmy: [like I'mma just feed you something girl let's see how hard we can trigger Mia] Janis: [how you don't lol, just permanent 😏 like living your best life] Jimmy: [we've only just begun to live] Janis: [classic 'oh you've got something here-' and shamelessly caressing his face] Jimmy: [shameless makeout sesh ensues because if you stay now gals you're the ones making it weird] Janis: [clearly overstaying your welcome for slightly too long before making a comment and running off giggling like you're 12] Jimmy: [let you go 🚬 once they're gone boy cos longest uber ride ever] Janis: [truly, the struggle is so real, wait 'til we make you go on the bus that goes all 'round the houses lol] Jimmy: [hasn't invited her cos we back to being rude obvs] Janis: [so charming lol, on the sofa like 😒] Jimmy: [when you're ages and we know it's because you always need all the moments after kissing her] Janis: you want me to pay for 🚬 or what Jimmy: Save the flex for one that's more #relatable to the fans Janis: I asked if you'd got 'em, could've warned me if I weren't getting none, like Jimmy: Come here Janis: You can save it for me Janis: take breaks in shifts Janis: professional Jimmy: Alright Janis: 👌 Janis: soz, btw Jimmy: For what? Janis: not brushing my teeth Janis: know its a big pet peeve Jimmy: used to how minging you are by now, Josephine Janis: if you gave some warning Janis: face hugger Jimmy: soz I can't always hear 💀👑's bones creaking, bit deaf, me Jimmy: might be the one ear Jimmy: and anyway it depends Janis: It's romantic, you wanna be a great artiste, don't you Janis: and what does it depend on then Jimmy: Why would I wanna be owt of the sort? Jimmy: It depends what lads you've had round before me, what else? Janis: get bitches get money Janis: obvs Janis: I was talking about being mid-dinner, don't act like you didn't know Jimmy: 👌 Janis: will ask about getting that revolving door installed though Janis: tah for the reminder Jimmy: Gracie'll be 👍 when you do Janis: yeah Janis: whole house full of slags, like Jimmy: you do live in the middle of nowt, gotta have something to do Janis: decent excuse Jimmy: only so much horse riding even a rich girl can do Janis: one in the same if you're that kind of rich girl Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: obvs Janis: have to have one to pay for the other Janis: basic maths Jimmy: Alright 🤓 Janis: giving you 💰 tips for nothing here Jimmy: can't take it with me Janis: why not Jimmy: What do you mean? Jimmy: I reckon hell's got a free bar in the very least Janis: Optimistic Janis: I've at least heard that passage, like Janis: you'd be so lucky Jimmy: if you want the pessimistic angle, it'll rot in the ground Jimmy: got that covered Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: [comes back in cos can't be out there forever] Janis: [puts hand out like gimme 'cos obvs you need to leave immediately] Jimmy: [does but also gives her look like bit rude] Janis: [a look like you started it but still saying thanks, not a heathen] Jimmy: [chucks her his jacket/hoodie or whatever even though it's april] Janis: ['good thinking' as she walks out the door] Jimmy: [drink your gin boy] Janis: [clearly taking a cute selfie in that, minus cigarette] Jimmy: [be extra fake to hide how good you think she actually looks please] Janis: [ah the fakery of it all this is fine lollol] Jimmy: [I'm gonna give her a bit then have him come out like he DESPERATELY needs something from his pocket suddenly 1. what even would that be boy 2. no you don't 3. you also don't need to be so hot about it like reaching over her and all that jazz] Janis: [just a LOOK] Jimmy: [when your plan was to just walk away but of course you have to give her a look back] Janis: [offering out the 🚬 like he didn't just have his own, but then doing the sexy blowback moment when he's like okay] Jimmy: [he's just dying now, aren't we all, like didn't expect that did you bitch] Janis: [definition of 😏] Jimmy: [walk away Jimothy you're in too deep] Jimmy: [but I like to imagine he walks into one of the flat whites when he's all flustered, feed that narrative even by accident lads] Janis: [joy of joys, poor boy lol] Janis: you can pick a film Janis: one you might actually wanna watch then one to switch back to Jimmy: Challenge accepted Janis: 👍 Janis: Brb, I'll go pretend to do what girls do Janis: [comes in but goes upstairs] Jimmy: [we all know he's watching her go, boy be careful] Janis: [we all throwing all the glances like this ain't a dangerous game] Jimmy: [take the time she's upstairs to calm down please and thank you sir] Janis: [we out here brushing out teeth obvs] Jimmy: [so soz Janis but at least being in there can give you the idea for bathgate] Janis: [🔥💡] Jimmy: [what could possibly go wrong like] Janis: [hohahaha] Jimmy: [sending her some of his fave comments from what they've posted so far cos shady bitch] Janis: [likewise 'cos likewise] Janis: wish Dan would comment though Janis: what's he up to Jimmy: 💔💔 Hang on Jimmy: [has a stalk and likewise sends her his fave things he finds] Janis: awh Janis: what a man Jimmy: that his missus? Jimmy: 🔪🔪 Janis: so jealous Janis: learn to be fake happy Jimmy: in a bit, gotta go arrange a 🥇 threesome Jimmy: be really happy after Janis: wait 'til you're off the clock Janis: do whatever you want then Jimmy: UGH Janis: it's mutual Jimmy: 🤞 that's what Dan's girlfriend'll say Janis: she's dating Dan Janis: her lack of sense and taste is obvious and in your favour, congrats Jimmy: I KNOW HE'S SOOOOOOOO 🥇👑😍🏆💪 Jimmy: tah for the #hype babes Jimmy: I reckon now I can 🎯 Janis: [comes down like let's get this over with] Jimmy: [puts on whatever he can bear to watch cos even the flat whites ain't gonna appear that quick] Janis: [and sitting as far apart as you can without it being impossible to be all over each other in 5 secs when needed] Jimmy: [does top up her drink for her though cos isn't as rude as he pretends to be] Janis: [cheers and drinks that too fast] Jimmy: [he's gone the other way and barely touched his because he's like I'm clearly too drunk rn after what happened with the blowbacks] Janis: [ah the confusion and awkwardness] Jimmy: [just on his phone even though he should wanna watch this since he picked it lol] Janis: [getting herself more drink that isn't gin] Jimmy: [wise move babe] Janis: [although mixing perhaps isn't, but rude like that and it isn't as if you've hung with anyone in time now nevermind the clusterfuck of what is this] Jimmy: [Christ knows what he had to drink before he got here so likewise a dickhead and likewise antisocial we know] Janis: [can't leave this forever though have some of 'em run through like we need drinks or whatever they're coming up with, so you gotta low-key launch yourself at him and get into some kind of snuggle position like oh hey but also not hey, only 😍 for him soz] Jimmy: [he changed it to a rom-com cos good reflexes though] Janis: [offering them the gin like I'm such a nice person and I'm so good here 'cos that'll piss Mia off] Jimmy: [when you have to snuggle her extra hard cos you're trying not to lol] Janis: [tickling him 'cos PDA comes in so many forms why are you just watching this lmao] Jimmy: [when he'd be so mad about it but all he can do rn is playfight cos gotta be 😍] Janis: [when you know it so now you're loling too with secret 😏 that only he gonna pick up on] Jimmy: [gotta exploit wherever she's most ticklish like 😏] Janis: [regrets, you have none, even though you're dying] Jimmy: [just having fun working out all the bae's ticklish places like this is so casual] Janis: [all 'oh my god, stop' in that fake ass don't stop way] Jimmy: ['make me' cos we all know what that means haha] Janis: [mmmmmakeout time, take your cue to leave] Jimmy: [when you're so into it you don't notice that they've left for a bit] Janis: [always think that like how you breaking this up just like, anyway] Jimmy: [honestly forever going 0-1000 and back again like this is fine] Janis: [no wonder you going cray] Jimmy: [literally, unrelated but did Mia take that gin or nah? lol] Janis: [I feel like Asia took it like yay and Mia will tell her off lmao] Jimmy: [that's real af so I second it and Grace is gonna drink it cos they are doing her head in] Janis: [when you need to get drunk to enjoy your friend's company, happy days] Jimmy: [when your friends are so obsessed with your sister and her man though] Janis: [soz it's a moment babe] Jimmy: [just you wait til bathgate gals] Janis: [oh lordy] Janis: what else do girls like them like then Janis: 'cos you got to admit, it's a laugh getting to 'em and winding them up Jimmy: [a really cute concentration face while he's thinking] Jimmy: Facemasks? Janis: [hiding your 😍 by pulling a pisstakey face] Janis: alright, but I ain't putting any of the weird shit on they do Janis: especially if I end up looking as rough as them Jimmy: Hang on, I'll go ask Gracie if she's got any of those bollocks sheet ones everyone 📷 themselves in Jimmy: What animal do you wanna be? Janis: 🤔 are you serious Jimmy: 🙀 it is then? Alright, I'll ask Jimmy: [Gets up and heads towards the stairs] Janis: you don't even know what room is hers Jimmy: I'll follow the 😱😱😱 Jimmy: [and is] Janis: your ⚰ Jimmy: 🤞 Janis: I'll chill here and ponder my inevitable grief-fuelled suicide Jimmy: hot Janis: soz you won't be around to 👀 Jimmy: 👻 Janis: a 👻 with a threesome to plan Jimmy: I won't be able to touch nowt so I might as well 👀 you 🔪⚰ Janis: love being 2nd choice Janis: 😏 Jimmy: Dan's missus is 🥈 you're 🥉 my dear Janis: fuck off and hurry up Jimmy: [Comes back with the masks like 😏 and of course puts hers on her even though she easily could herself but gotta have that whole MOMENT of him getting her hair out of the way first cos shamelessly loves touching it] Janis: [when this is somehow more intimate than anything you've done so far so you're like where do I put my eyes] Jimmy: [they're really sticky though and he isn't expecting it so he's like wtf and grossed out but then amused at himself and it's so cute bye] Janis: [yeah they're gross she's probably horrified so that'll break the tension just like what the fuck but lol too] Jimmy: [he's genuinely smiling and loling for the first time since god knows when] Janis: [when he's so cute you have to slap this ridiculous on his face fast] Jimmy: [what animals should they be? I think he should be a 🐼 cos lol] Janis: [that's a popular one, we can say there was a 🐱 'cos why not] Jimmy: [yass take your nerdy selfies lads] Janis: [when they'd still look cute too, arseholes] Jimmy: [I'm as fuming about that as Grace would be that he came to her room when she's been hiding all night] Janis: [things are only gonna get worse soz gurl] Janis: this is a great poker face Janis: [says something #shocking and ridiculous with the dead face it gives you to prove the point] Jimmy: [when you lol and yours slips cos they do and they are crap but you take it off and throw it at her anyway cos it's wet and gross and you hate it] Jimmy: decent weapon an' all Janis: [throwing it right back like excuse me] Janis: you're a child Jimmy: @iantaylor8 Janis: if you wanna go home, phones over there, baby Janis: [throws the masks in the direction of like an animal] Jimmy: [moves like he's gonna get up and go but nudges her playfully instead like what's next] Janis: [ponders seriously] Janis: I need to get this gunk off me Janis: [pulls him up like follow me, does not need to be hand-holding but are going upstairs so you know, just in case] Jimmy: [love it and so does he] Janis: [I say get in that bathroom] Jimmy: [gets in the bath like he did at the party just watching her sort her face out] Janis: [looking at him via the mirror like what are you doing but amused not annoyed] Jimmy: [hits her with a 'What?' like he's not shamelessly looking at her] Janis: [nods like 'you want me to run that or?'] Jimmy: [just reclining in there like a nerd and shrugs] Janis: [shakes her head and comes over, acts like she's leaning over to turn the shower on, but doesn't and instead gets in the other end like, see why you like it so much] Jimmy: [does a hand movement like he's splashing her with imaginary water cos oi] Janis: ['nerd' 😏 but reclining and putting her feet in her lap like don't mind me] Janis: his* Jimmy: [just being soft instead doing the this little pig went to market thing to her toes quietly like it's meant to be under his breath but it's not his own funny version probably cos he is a nerd] Janis: [just letting this be even though being soft freaks you the fuck out on the low 'you're so weird, new kid' under her own but nudging him just in case he's forgotten that that's a ref and not a massive drag] Jimmy: [shakes his head like ah good times cos he obvs remembers 'feels like ages ago that'] Janis: ['yeah' and pausing 'cos truly, so much going down in such a short space of time 'didn't think you'd still be here- not in my bath, like'] Jimmy: [nods cos same] Janis: [when you feel the mood shift so you're like away from that topic 'we'll always have the playlist'] Jimmy: [he obvs puts it on cos that bitch but quietly so Mia and Co don't hear it over their music or film or whatever and judge] Janis: [just like what kinda mood music lol, just grooving lowkey 'well worth the A'] Jimmy: [😍 cos I can't stop him if she's gonna be that much of a babe] Janis: [hitting him back with a 'what?' but in a challenging kinda way] Jimmy: [getting out of the tub like he's just remembered he's still got that mask residue on his face which true but like you don't have to literally deal with it this second] Janis: [just stretching out and back, closing her eyes] Jimmy: [taking his t-shirt off cos he said he'd get his tits out and also it means he can throw it at her playfully before washing his face] Janis: [shook and then 😠 'it stinks' and throwing it back like okay it so clearly doesn't babe] Jimmy: [😏 to hide the fact you're lowkey worried that you do smell like oh no and because you're awks and you don't want her to know, pulling her up to sit on the edge of the bath so you can take a selfie kissing her whilst topless for the fans because that's as far as your contribution to bathgate has got so far] Jimmy: [but then you stop to make sure the bath looks aesthetic and generally faff like she did with the food earlier so excuse to go again for the re-do] Janis: [taking it and reposting it on your story with 😍 over his nips] Jimmy: [🙄 even though you're actually amused cos can't let that show] Janis: ['you wanna be x-rated?' at the 🙄] Jimmy: [Gives her a look like well that depends what you mean even though he knows she ain't suggesting they get x-rated 'cause cheeky like that] Janis: [winks but then gets off of the edge of the bath, going through wherever all the bath lotions and potions are kept 'run it hot, lover boy'] Jimmy: [raises an eyebrow but obviously does and draws the infamous love heart with JJ inside in the steam on the mirror] Janis: [bringing over an armful of shit and picking a bottle and pouring a stupid amount in, looking at him like, fill your boots] Jimmy: [when you have fun putting loads of shit in like when you're a kid and you make potions] Janis: [Grace gon' be fuming again, so soz but not really, when there's an aesthetic amount of bubbles and colour going on, taking a deep breath and hoping you did that quiet enough as you take your clothes off like in we get] Jimmy: [puts loud music on so you can pretend you're busy with that not 👀 at her] Janis: [at least there's sooo many bubbles to artfully place lol this is fine this is normal] Jimmy: [when you wanna be like are you sure because you're a soft good boy but you also don't wanna ask because it's gotta be all so fake and you don't care so you're just lowkey taking an age outside that tub pretending it's because you're getting the lighting and angles right and bollocks like that] Janis: [just letting him 'cos not trying to be a pushy bitch but also like, well I've done it now boy so 'you can leave your pants on' but in a tone of, again, I haven't so] Jimmy: [well we know he won't and doesn't cos there's a challenge there and they are always accepted] Janis: [when you don't wanna 👀 but also don't wanna make a massive point of turning away 'cos that's not chill and idgaf attitude so you focus on looking at his face and then instantly regret that 'cos eye contact like oh, we doing this] Jimmy: [such intense eye contact being maintained like okay we just eye fucking rn this is fine] Janis: [when anything and everything you could possibly say rn sounds like double entendre, like is it hot enough for you etc, so you just settle for 'okay?'] Jimmy: [can only nod because likewise can't trust himself to speak atm] Janis: [taking a picture of the bath setup to be like #boydonegood about it but you know you're just buying time before the actual show of it all] Jimmy: [letting that happen because not gonna be a dick about it] Janis: ['you're the photographer, how do we get the best shot?'] Jimmy: [you move boy because we don't need to force her to and have a bubble nip slip when we've only just begun but like obvs position her however you do need to because we're obvs taking this very seriously here and the cute concentration face is back] Janis: [just shamelessly watching him work, but definitely moving closer than he positioned you like is this okay, testing those limits honey] Jimmy: [just says 'Alright' like are you asking her as a question or are you saying you are or are you like we're ready, what's the truth Jimothy] Janis: ['is it?'] Jimmy: ['isn't it?' Boy you're so annoying] Janis: [splashes him, using the water to mess up his hair appropriately 'just take the photo then'] Jimmy: [when you're gonna be like 😒 oi but that's actually a good idea when it clicks what she's doing and you take the shameless excuse to be like 'hang on' and run your wet hands through her hair too and we all see you taking your time with that] Janis: [just not breathing 'til he's done 'how do we look?' and a LOOK 'cos you can see how he looks] Jimmy: ['you look-' only breaking that LOOK to stare at her lips honey 'goals, obvs' eventually gets said because focus boy but it's so not what he was gonna say goodbye] Janis: [when you're so frustrated the 'come on then' comes out so easily] Jimmy: [taking so many pics from so many different angles and kissing her in so many different ways like do you need to be this extra, the answer is no but also yes] Janis: [when you're going in, like you're ever uploading more than one of these each like yes, we need all these options] Jimmy: [like we all know at certain points the camera ain't even taking pics but they haven't noticed/ do not care] Janis: [we all know with the amount of shit you put in its gonna be slippery as hell so gonna allow you to legit slip further onto him without it being a shameless oopsies moment] Jimmy: [add to that how good it would feel to not just be stopping and starting like you've had to all night #dangerous] Janis: [when the pretense of making noise for them is so thin at this point like okay] Jimmy: [regretting putting that loud music on now aren't you boy because yeah good luck not making all the sounds ever rn that only she can hear] Janis: [we know no one is stopping to turn it down rn] Jimmy: [they wouldn't stop if the bath fell through the ceiling rn lol] Janis: [true that, just gently pulling him down so he's laying on her like are you even in frame] Jimmy: [we know he's not and nobody's bothered god bless] Janis: [how far are we letting this go/how do we stop 'em lol] Jimmy: [that's what I'm thinking cos like someone could knock on the bathroom door like excuse you but that might just encourage them more depending on who they think it is] Jimmy: [maybe one of them actually could slip because actually perilous?] Janis: [orrr what if they didn't actually lock the door 'cos when you're faking it'd be bants if they walked in but now it ain't so you'll both be mad] Jimmy: [AMAZING we simply must] Janis: [💀#2 enter] Jimmy: [when you literally can't get out of that bath regardless of what happens because too turned on and even if you grab a towel that's not really gonna hide anything so you're just like ...........] Janis: [at least you can take the lead like get the fuck out bitch Jimmy: [he'd be actually shook though cos like this early on there's a part of him that still doesn't realise how far the flat whites are willing to take shit but then oh hey girl] Janis: [they're just so immature truly, like when Liv was like WE'RE NOT IN YEAR 11 ANYMORE' to Mini lmao like y'all are but still, we're mature laydeez now] Jimmy: [honestly, Grace and Janis would have a reason to be stuck cos their sister died when they were 12, what's y'alls] Janis: [#eatingdisordersquad Jimmy: [And Mia's weird daddy's girl energy ew] Janis: [this is why y'all are only friends with each other, lordy] Jimmy: [I'm intrigued to know what Ava thinks because she didn't exist before and like] Janis: [she'd think they were really tragic and cringe but it's not like she has to hang with them longer than the odd event like Grace's bdays so she wouldn't be like umm your friends] Jimmy: [poor Grace in a toxic relationship with someone for a decade that she doesn't even get to bang] Janis: [come get your toxic friend 'fore she get drowned lmao] Jimmy: [you know Mia would cos can't resist] Janis: [well that's that ruined, just getting out towels and taking one so he can get dried in some semblance of privacy, like] Jimmy: [the levels of fuming] Janis: [some time] Janis: my room is upstairs again Jimmy: 👌 Janis: but if you wanna go Janis: get that Jimmy: And let 💀👑 win? Piss off Jimmy: You're the 🙀 Janis: How am I Jimmy: You scare easily, we worked that out ages ago Janis: Bollocks, you take the piss and have done for ages Jimmy: How do I? Janis: not scared of anything Janis: least of all 💀s Jimmy: Easy to 🗨 Janis: Not as easy to live Janis: but I manage Jimmy: Can you manage to think of owt that'll pay her back or what? Jimmy: You said they'll crash before us Janis: I'm thinking Janis: sure could make her piss herself or shave off her eyebrows but not 12 and it needs to be something better Jimmy: Duh Janis: Clearly not that duh Janis: can't blame 'em for lacking the mental capacities I guess but still will Jimmy: Can't think of nowt when you're starving to 💀💀💀 Jimmy: #relatable Janis: you're thinking of your stomach rn Jimmy: Yeah? Janis: so fat Jimmy: 😱😱😱 Janis: convention down the hall, go learn some tips Jimmy: in a bit then Janis: 👌 Jimmy: 💕 Janis: Hope you're dressed this time Jimmy: They don't so I obvs am Janis: Exactly Janis: probably time for more desperate measures Janis: restraining orders all 'round Jimmy: When should I date yours for, Jules? Jimmy: About a week from now or? Janis: Suits me Janis: works both ways Jimmy: 👍 Janis: where are you actually Janis: it's sinister creepin' about like a 👻 Jimmy: ? Janis: I like to know where everyone is Janis: know where to avoid Janis: don't need repeats Jimmy: I'm outside Jimmy: Avoid the 🚬☁ Janis: Will do Janis: add it to the score I'm keeping though Jimmy: Or just keep up Janis: I'm avoiding your secondhand smoke Janis: put it behind your ear, I'll find it Jimmy: Like I said 🙀 you Jimmy: And you're meant to inhale not bite down Jimmy: so I probably won't put it there Janis: Now who's the pussy Janis: and you told me to Janis: not standing the opposite end of the garden like an overgrown gnome Jimmy: still you then Jimmy: dark's nowt to be scared of, babe Janis: stop saying I'm scared, dickhead Janis: I'm just not a smoker Jimmy: since when, dickhead? Janis: since forever Jimmy: Bollocks Janis: I'm a convincing fake, I know Janis: nothing real about me, remember? Jimmy: 🙄👏🏆 Janis: not that impressive a quote, honestly Janis: you've said better Jimmy: You've done better Janis: 💔 Janis: so sorry Jimmy: I'll be here with the orchestra lads Jimmy: [sends her a little vid of him doing a 🎻 mime] Janis: 🙄😏 Janis: keep that one between us Janis: dunno what that'd imply about the last post but nothing good Jimmy: ❌ my 💘 Janis: deflate your ego more like Janis: can't have you walking 'round like pinhead Jimmy: What ego? Janis: 🙊 Jimmy: Fake dating you, aren't I? Janis: Yeah Janis: you're so lucky Jimmy: Desperate more like Janis: That's obvious Jimmy: Gotta keep it #goals baby Jimmy: 😍😍🤤🤤 Jimmy: can't get enough ever, me Janis: Already said you're fat Janis: preferences in common with them is no surprise to me Jimmy: actually 💔 Jimmy: will have to go home for a 😭😭 Janis: Enjoy Janis: 👋 Jimmy: Enjoy your 🚬 oh wait nah Jimmy: Enjoy the IOU Jimmy: 🏃 Janis: Like you're the only boy with bad habits and a lighter Jimmy: Cavemen invented 🔥 so you'll be grand 🍀 girl Jimmy: if you 🍑📞 party boy now I can kick his uber soon as he gets out, job done Janis: I wanna be disappointed twice in one day like you wanna hang 'round this place Jimmy: so crack on Janis: Funny Jimmy: the joke is I'm still waiting for you to think up a proper idea to piss off them lot Jimmy: sort it out Janis: night's still young Janis: and where's your idea Jimmy: I get it, I look half decent for 45, stop flirting with me and concentrate Janis: What ego? Jimmy: 😏 Janis: I don't know Janis: the problem is everything pisses them off Janis: Grace cries at the drop of a hat, for fuck's sake Janis: it's too easy Jimmy: Alright, what if we give 'em something they really want instead Janis: Self-esteem and good hair? Jimmy: Something they reckon they want but they don't want from us Jimmy: Your gin trick but amplified Jimmy: 💀💀💀 with 💕 Janis: I see what you're saying Janis: bit too soon to hand out invites to the fake wedding Janis: but if you can stomach it, we can give them the attention they're after Jimmy: 🥇 me Jimmy: Nowt I can't handle Jimmy: Or stomach 'cause I'm obvs such a fat git Janis: if the XXL fits Janis: right, let's go invite ourselves to the sleepover, then 🤢 Jimmy: But it looks better on you, girl 💕 Jimmy: fuck's sake Janis: you just wanna get your tits out again Jimmy: for you 😘 Janis: I'm sure I won't be able to keep my hands off you, covered titties and company be damned Jimmy: Hang on Jimmy: What if this backfires? Jimmy: might reckon I'm bored of you and wanna swap you for my truest love Jimmy: bit too real that Janis: You'll have to resist flirting with them, obviously Janis: but you aren't any good at it so I doubt that'll be an issue Janis: just try not to embarrass yourself Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: I'm just saying if we're so 💕😍😘 why are we getting involved in their bollocks? Janis: Because, I'm such a nice person, and we're so sorry and so embarrassed about earlier? Jimmy: make it at least make fake sense, Jasmine Jimmy: But alright Janis: I don't wanna fuck any of them Janis: sorry 'bout it Janis: I don't know how else you reckon we can 💀💀💀 with 💕 Janis: soz you think you saw us fucking gift baskets Jimmy: Alright, shut up, I might be overthinking it Jimmy: Soz I'm proper 🧠 Janis: What was that about fake sense? Jimmy: What was that about you doing shit 'cause I told you to? Jimmy: 🤐 mate Janis: That's only when I wanted to do the thing anyway Janis: great at giving me excuses, you Jimmy: You wanna have a lovely chat with 'em all then, do you? Jimmy: Sound Janis: suit you if I did Janis: any excuse to ruin their night Jimmy: Suit me if we didn't have to do any talking Jimmy: I'm that romantic, obvs Janis: Done that part Janis: and you were given an out so you've got no room to complain Jimmy: Where and when was I? Janis: I've literally told you to piss off three times Jimmy: And I've told you I ain't letting 💀👑 reckon she scared me off Jimmy: Or reckon I just leave after we're done like every lad she hasn't 🐍 Janis: Alright, your choice Janis: why do you wanna look like an 😇 Jimmy: Why do you want me to look like a twat? Janis: It doesn't make you seem like a twat Jimmy: It makes it seem like a 🍑📞 that ain't what this is Janis: Obviously not Janis: we are love's young dream 🙄 Janis: my parents are only on a date night themselves though so we're gonna have to get in my room and hide you sooner rather than later Jimmy: If you want me to go, say that Janis: I don't care what you do Janis: I'm stuck regardless Janis: just saying, it's a rule, you said that Jimmy: What it is is a 🥇 excuse not to make the 💀💀💀 with 💕 a well slow death Janis: Come on then Janis: mercy kill it is Jimmy: [Appears like the 👻 he is] Janis: [avoiding eye contact like it's your job, just a nod like alright and making your way to Grace's room] Jimmy: [pulling her back like hold my hand bitch] Janis: [Clove has entered the chat, also Winnie] Jimmy: [don't think about how he'd look in whatever he packed to wear to sleep] Janis: [don't you think about it ladies, low-key giving 'em evils even though you gotta be nice Jimmy: [I'm loling because Mia would want to tell them to fuck off cos fuming he's still here but what Grace says goes because it's her house bitch and we know she loves Janis more than you so] Janis: [when you're tipsy and just happy they're here to save your night 'cos your friends have just been talking about 'em and boring you lol] Jimmy: [honestly] Jimmy: [they should be painting their nails because ofc and Grace be like offering to do Janis' cos ILY and Jimmy's like I'll do it cos that's the kind of pinterest bullshit but like he'd obvs do a good job cos artsy hoe and pick a colour she actually fucks with] Janis: [just prolonging hand-holding, we all see you boy] Jimmy: [return of the adorable concentration face] Janis: [we love to see it, when we're sneaking peeps] Jimmy: [Grace putting it on her story to do the work for you lads, Mia be raging] Janis: [hohaha, also blatantly gotta paint his 🖤] Jimmy: [Asia offering him the dregs of the gin back but he's like 'I'm alright' and 😍 at Janis cos so #nice and #lovedup bye] Janis: [smuggest happy face] Jimmy: [a little kiss that you so don't need to give her] Janis: [all pouting like you didn't gatecrash their night] Jimmy: [soz Grace you've done nothing wrong tonight but your friends suck] Janis: [we all know she's having more fun now like soz we're just doing this to piss 'em off] Jimmy: [nothing could ever piss Mia off more than how obvs it is that Grace would rather hang out with JJ so thanks babe] Janis: [doing us a solid] Jimmy: [what other cringe activities can we make coupley af?] Janis: [we could play some kind of game, as they are that childish, idk what] Jimmy: [Mia could suggest like never have I ever or something to that effect cos they're all hoes and they think Janis is such a virgin so she wants to show her up] Janis: [that's a good idea, and they could keep saying really mushy romantic things like #awh 'cos that'll really piss her off] Jimmy: [turn it around on her cos you've never had a bf have you babe so] Janis: [awkwar silence descends lmao] Jimmy: [soz again Grace] Janis: [Asia got her man god bless] Jimmy: [Grace would so end up going off to the bathroom or wherever upset so Mia would be buzzing] Janis: 😬 Janis: she doesn't have feelings to hurt Jimmy: You should go after her before 💀👑 does Jimmy: proper 😇 Janis: Ugh Janis: pains me that you're right Janis: on so many levels Janis: [goes] Jimmy: oughta be used to it by now, mate Janis: 1. ha Janis: 2. it's more about how badly I don't want to console her than it is about admitting you've ever had a good idea Janis: 3. massive headed twat Jimmy: Duh Jimmy: And I miss you already too Janis: you can run down a single flight of stairs and not get winded, yeah Janis: should you need to 🔪🔪🔪🔪 Jimmy: Is the 🔪 in my back or nah? Janis: I dunno where they'll wanna stick it first, babe Jimmy: hot Janis: if you say so Jimmy: I've still got a 💀💀💀 wish, baby, where's yours gone? Janis: you clearly don't get how much it kills me being nice to my sister Jimmy: I never said owt about being nice Jimmy: 💀👑 wouldn't be if she'd taken the job off you Janis: I'm not gonna give her a pep talk about how more dick the better either, tah Jimmy: Get your boyfriend on the line, he'll be up for having a go Janis: You're very helpful Jimmy: 🥇 or nowt Jimmy: Be why Asia's asking me how to make her lad more #goals Janis: She's shameless Janis: sadly don't have his # either or I'd dob her in Jimmy: @ [whatever his actual socials are idk because of course he knows that the shady bitch] Janis: 😂 okay gossip girl Jimmy: xoxo Janis: 😏 Janis: I'll anon it at him Janis: as I've got a rep as such a nice person Jimmy: 👍 Janis: oh Janis: he's unfortunate looking Jimmy: Did you think he'd be more 🤴 than 🐸? Jimmy: Come on Janis: 🐸 is generous Janis: tadpole, like Janis: I thought he'd at least have to be fit Janis: if she was airing you Jimmy: Piss off Janis: SHE 👏 HAS 👏 A 👏 BOYFRIEND 👏 Jimmy: I hate you Janis: Yeah yeah Jimmy: come back Janis: they're being that bad huh Jimmy: whatever you wanna call trying to dance with me, that'll do Janis: how horrific Janis: pick up your phone Janis: [calling him so they can hear being like 'we need your help to carry this' 'cos gone to make hot chocolates to cheer her] Jimmy: [a coupley af phone moment because those couples who stay on the phone til he's literally a step away from her] Janis: [nerds] Jimmy: [gives Mia the biggest mug like fuck you] Janis: [definitely put loads of baileys in and cream the whole works like drink up bitch] Jimmy: [chin chin gals] Janis: [sipping like 😏 getting cream moustaches then smooching 'em off, disgusting] Jimmy: [also they should dance cos he refused to dance with y'all] Janis: [obvs] Jimmy: [her like nah so he can be like oh please I really wanna, just to really annoy them] Janis: ['cos real also what a mental image like are you all gonna watch or are you gonna dance with each other like what's going on gals] Jimmy: [gaaaaaaaay] Janis: [just bopping sadly alone with your hot chocolate, amusement] Jimmy: [we all know Jimothy just wants to pick her up again so] Janis: [please 'fall' down onto the bed like whoops what are we like] Jimmy: [100%] Janis: [Mia's eyes boutta pop out] Jimmy: [Also Asia should 100% get a call from her man rn] Jimmy: [Jimmy trying not to cackle] Janis: [just biting your tongue so hard] Janis: 🙈 Jimmy: we need to go Janis: you don't wanna witness the downfall of your nemesis? Janis: I can always tickle you again Jimmy: You can try 💪 Janis: [does 'cos being that annoying like soz you're on the phone we're just so 😍] Jimmy: [lets it happen because he needs to lol and NO other reason NOPE] Janis: [try not to cackle lads] Jimmy: [HAS TO kiss her so he doesn't again no other reason so] Janis: [definitely not actually enjoying that, definitely doesn't have to stop it kinda abruptly 'cos will get carried away, no] Jimmy: [when you're like ? but you can't say or do anything because that audience but then 💡 you quickly trace an o and a k on her with a question mark sneakily like because I love when he does that] Janis: [just squeezing his hand like a yeah but drawing a 😒 face] Jimmy: [a genuine smile even though he should also be 😒] Janis: [I think Asia should run out to talk with her mans then come in crying so they can leave lol] Jimmy: [#mood] Janis: [ended that relationship whoops, run and lol run and lol] Jimmy: [don't be too happy tho boy you don't want her to think you actually wanna get with Asia] Janis: [she's gonna be on you harder than ever boy, oh my, like new boy guess what, god bless] Jimmy: [oh lord imagine] Janis: [at least she's not 💀👑 levels of snek, just dumb and tragic] Jimmy: [lowkey reminds him of his ex not in a 😍 way lol] Janis: [oh dear, getting to where the stairs are like 'lounge or my room?'] Jimmy: [shrug because can't answer a question] Janis: [nudges him like make a decision, boy] Jimmy: [nudges her back like no you] Janis: [looks at her non-existent watch and then pulls him up the stairs to her room] Jimmy: [off you go lads] Janis: [like cali could be home at any moment but not really #shameless] Jimmy: [you two and your flimsy excuses, love it] Janis: [is this the first time in her room?] Jimmy: [yeah because the other first time we did is when they actually hook up if memory serves so way after this] Janis: [enjoy that, boy] Jimmy: [we know his is no better and he can't judge] Janis: [at least there's shit still there from when you cared, shrugs and gestures 'round just like put some music on, do what you want] Jimmy: [👀 around like he's a nosy bitch but actually just doesn't know what to do with himself] Janis: ['you found plenty to fake do down there' 😏 but masking that you are awks too] Jimmy: [gets a pen and paper and starts doodling giving her a look like you happy now? all 😏 cos so awks] Janis: [sticks her tongue out at him, laying down and scrolling her phone 'cos we know it's popping off from #bathgate] Jimmy: [throws a paper airplane at her] Janis: ['excuse me?' sitting up, resting on her elbows like so #shook 'I'm checking we're still relevant, can I help you?'] Jimmy: [gives her a look cos they both know there's no need to check and it's all happening rn like my boo said] Janis: [mimes his head blowing up bigger and bigger then exploding, we all know she was just looking at the pictures again shh] Jimmy: [mimes a gun to his head then a dramatic fake death] Janis: [crawls over to where he is like she's gonna lick up the blood] Jimmy: [does a 🕆 with his fingers cos she such a vampire] Janis: [mimes a hiss like how dare you] Jimmy: [sets up a game of hangman on the paper and pushes it over to her] Janis: [😏 and writes down 'I?'] Jimmy: [---- -I-- - -I-- I -I-] Janis: ['E'] Jimmy: [---- -I-- - -I-- I -IE] Janis: ['D' 'cos got your number boy] Jimmy: [---- -I-- - -I-- I DIE] Janis: [lols 'L'] Jimmy: [what bit do you draw first when there isn't I've forgotten] Janis: [the pole that goes up] Janis: [pouts 'S'] Jimmy: [---S -I-- - -ISS I DIE] Janis: ['K' 'cos also got your number and a LOOK] Jimmy: [---S -I-- - KISS I DIE and blowing her a kiss IRL like we gotta keep this sassy and light] Janis: [buzzing 'cos you gonna win lol 'A'] Jimmy: [---S -I-- A KISS I DIE] Janis: ['T'] Jimmy: [T--S -IT- A KISS I DIE] Janis: [fills in the rest because now obvious 'THUS WITH A KISS I DIE' 😏 and also hanging the stickman still and making him look like him with shades and floppy hair and a leather jacket] Jimmy: [draws a stick person her crying but also a vicar and they've both got rings on and there's confetti and she's wearing a wedding veil etc cos throwback to the easter rising when she married that dude] Janis: [draws a union jack flag in the vicar's hand, then a knife in his 💘 and then draws a vial under her tears with ☠ and 'POISON' on the label] Jimmy: [😏] Janis: [adds vampire fangs to herself and two little holes on his hanged neck like excuse me thank you] Jimmy: [little lol] Janis: [lays back down 'what else do you wanna play?'] Jimmy: [lies down too LOOKING at her 'What do you wanna play?'] Janis: [stops breathing for a sec, bye but turns it into serious thinking face] Jimmy: [just staring at her, waiting but like why you gotta be so hot doing that boy] Janis: ['don't have any new games' casting her eyes over to whatever the last console she got was before she stopped giving a shit about everything 'you can talk about girls for-' invisible watch again '-five minutes, if you wanna, northern boy'] Jimmy: [talks about how much he hates Mia for a 5 minute rant lol, lying down staring up at the ceiling] Janis: [when you're so 😍 unironically thank god he's not looking] Jimmy: [nudges her when he's done like it's your go] Janis: [quick snap into a 😏 'you stole my bitch' and nudging him back then turning her eyes to the ceiling and talking about Grace instead] Jimmy: [takes his turn to talk about 💀#2 because still fuming about bathgate not that he's gonna rant about that, be careful please] Janis: [just nodding like mhmm preach then takes her turn to talk about Asia but like, try not to mention you're potentially jealous of her 'cos he might like her] Jimmy: [throws something at her like he's so offended she's slagging off his bae] Janis: ['so chivalrous!' 'cos he hit her with whatever she's now gonna hit him back with, let us assume a pillow fight for the cliche] Jimmy: [yas we need that shameless flirty MOMENT] Janis: [doing it, pinning him and tickling him like 'admit you love Asia'] Jimmy: [when you just flip reverse it 💪 so you're doing the same to her 'admit you're jealous of our true love'] Janis: [getting out a 'never!' between your lols] Jimmy: [opening and closing his mouth cos was blatantly gonna say something but then aborted mission] Janis: [reaching up and opening and closing his mouth yourself a few times like a 🐟 'catching flies, Taylor?'] Jimmy: [just sniffing her dramatically like 🤔 and giving her a look like you're not that bad] Janis: [punches his arm but vaguely affectionately lol 'how could either of us stink after that bath full of shit'] Jimmy: ['answered your own question there'] Janis: ['We smell like unicorn farts and rainbow dreams, obviously, did you not read the labels?] Jimmy: ['Too Northern'] Janis: ['Too distracted' under your breath like who said that] Jimmy: ['What?' Even though he 100% heard] Janis: ['See' and poking him in the chest like, you just proved my point there, not paying attention] Jimmy: [moves her finger down to his stomach shaking his head like he's so hungry and deprived of promised snacks that he can't possibly survive nevermind concentrate] Janis: [🙄 and poking his stomach harder, bit rude, 'come on then fatty' and wriggling out from under him, where she still is btw, gesturing like come on] Jimmy: [when you don't wanna leave this room and risk seeing either flat whites or her parents so you've got such a lil pout on 'shit host, you'] Janis: [a look like really 'lazy and all, chat shit about my rich girl work ethic ever again...' 😏 and goes to forage] Jimmy: [throws the pillow at her as she goes cos so mature] Janis: I'm taking all the good snacks now Jimmy: I'll have 'em off your 💀💀💀 body when you get 🔪🔪 Jimmy: bit of blood ain't gonna hurt nowt Janis: I've turned you Janis: not gay Janis: just vampire Janis: should've had your ear off and ended you there and then Jimmy: brb gotta send that tweet Jimmy: #notgayjustvampire Jimmy: what a read Janis: you would wanna be that couple Janis: not rawring at people with you Jimmy: I've got the fucking 💅 for it Janis: deny that you love it Jimmy: You really want me to throw my 💕 about tonight, eh? Janis: Not calling you a slag Janis: or am I Jimmy: can do Jimmy: be a misread but what ain't with you Janis: Doesn't feel like a #kinkunlocked to me Janis: and you're the one who claims he can't Jimmy: Claim I can't do loads of things but here we are Janis: Total opposite, bighead Janis: so rare you aren't bigging yourself up like the complex is so real Jimmy: you wish Jimmy: I get that it would be easier to fake this if I was more your type but 💔 Janis: You can't say I haven't faked it perfectly Janis: everyone believes it Jimmy: That weren't what I were saying Janis: What were you saying then, elaborate Jimmy: for a start that the locked door ain't the only appeal of a bathroom for your boyfriend Jimmy: 🎻 that every surface weren't mirrored Janis: 🙄 Why do you keep bringing him up Jimmy: Why don't you want me to? Janis: because I don't like thinking about him, never mind talking about him Janis: he's at a lot of parties, I'm sure you'll get a chance to see him again, like calm down Jimmy: It weren't me who wanted to 👀 that dickhead Janis: Me either, obviously Janis: well busy looking at myself, does that suit you? Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: What? Jimmy: What? Janis: What would you like me to say? That I love him? Or even fancy him? 'Cos I don't so I'm not going to just 'cos you need me to, for some reason Jimmy: Why would I need that? Janis: You tell me Jimmy: It's bollocks Janis: Then you can stop bringing him up Jimmy: I can do what I like, tah Janis: Alright, be obsessed with him Janis: I don't have to listen Jimmy: keep being a dickhead Jimmy: you obvs can't help it Janis: 🙄 Janis: good one Janis: I never said I weren't and I've done fuck all wrong Jimmy: 👍 Janis: fuck's sake Jimmy: I'm just gonna go Jimmy: They don't need to know I have Janis: Fine Jimmy: 👌 Janis: I'll get you a ride Jimmy: It's alright Janis: don't be stupid Jimmy: I said it's alright Janis: I got you out here, I can get you back too Jimmy: I can get myself back, I'm in no rush Janis: The buses have stopped coming out this way and you are miles from yours Janis: take the ride Jimmy: Leave it out Janis: Why are you being a dickhead for Jimmy: Me? Jimmy: Yeah, alright Janis: Yeah, you Janis: if you don't want the ride, then use my bed and wait 'til the AM Janis: you'll be left alone Jimmy: I don't want your bed either Janis: then take another one, this house is filled with fucking empty ones Jimmy: that's not creepy Janis: I have siblings that've fucked off Janis: that's all Janis: guest rooms are the reward for having lots of kids Jimmy: bit late for my dad to crack on there but I'll @ him any road Janis: never too late for blokes Jimmy: Northern 40s is rest of the world's 90s Janis: Still Jimmy: Still, he can't keep a bird for any length Jimmy: it's all stacking up Janis: you're gutted, clearly Janis: who doesn't want nine brothers and sisters Jimmy: Love raising his kids for him, me Jimmy: Why not do it a load more times? Got nowt else on Janis: After the 5th you can delegate Janis: your sister is definitely old enough Jimmy: Tah for the insider trading tips Janis: what are friends for Jimmy: Do you want a real or fake answer? Janis: why would you need to fake it Janis: not being wire-tapped here Jimmy: I might be wearing one 👮🚔 Janis: Her word is only law if you've not got the upper body strength or brain function to fight her off Janis: so go ahead Jimmy: You admitting I have? Janis: I'm admitting I'd know if you were working for or with Mia Janis: she's not as smart as she thinks and I'm not a fucking idiot Jimmy: And I ain't got enough upper body strength or brain function for that many jobs Jimmy: fucking hell Janis: You're exhausted just thinking about it Janis: relatable Jimmy: I'm sorry for bringing him up, alright? Janis: Alright Janis: I just don't get it Janis: like yeah it was a dick move but you don't reckon I was punished thoroughly enough or what? Jimmy: it's nowt like that Jimmy: I just Janis: Well it's alright, forget about it Jimmy: maybe I don't get it an' all Janis: Yeah Janis: I get that Jimmy: Do you? Janis: 'course Janis: much as it pains me to admit I don't know everything, like Jimmy: I won't send that tweet Janis: Cheers Jimmy: come back Janis: Okay Janis: [back with the snacks] Jimmy: [going through 'em so you don't have to look at her rn] Janis: ['Jimmy'] Jimmy: [raising his head like ?] Janis: ['I-' and stopping 'just-' and again, before settling on 'don't go and get lost, alright, I'd almost feel bad'] Jimmy: ['alright' and shoving her a controller for whatever console she has so they can play retro games and be competitive about it for a bit] Janis: [a mood] Jimmy: [as is throwing snacks into each other's mouths so simply must] Janis: [all the competitiveness] Jimmy: [speaking of I'm gonna do another hangman cos she guessed that one too fast for his liking, hold onto your hat bitch] Janis: [it was fun honey] Jimmy: [-- --- -- ---- ---- -- ---- - -------- --- -- ---] Janis: ['A'] Jimmy: [-- --- -- ---- ---- -- ---- a -------- -a- -- ---] Janis: ['Y'] Jimmy: [-- --- -y y--- ---- -- ---- a --a----y -ay -- ---] Janis: ['T'] Jimmy: [t- --- -y y--- ---- -- ---- a --a----y -ay t- ---] Janis: ['S'] Jimmy: [t- --- -y y--- s--- -s s--- a --a----y -ay t- ---] Janis: ['D'] Jimmy: [t- d-- -y y--- s-d- -s s--- a --a----y -ay t- d--] Janis: ['IE' 'cos we can sense a theme lol] Jimmy: [pout like how you gonna guess two letters bitch but we doing it] Jimmy: [t- die -y y--- -ide is s--- a -ea-e--- -ay t- die] Jimmy: [*side I can't type bye] Janis: [sings it at him] Jimmy: [when we know she's a good singer but he don't cos karaoke ain't happened yet so control your 😍 by drawing the hanged person but as 💔 Asia this time dropping a phone with a speech bubble of whatever bollocks they heard her boyfriend say] Janis: [draws him as a tadpole having a party in a pond with lady frogs and fishes] Jimmy: [lols] Janis: ['do you reckon I should feel bad about breaking them up?' shoving more snacks in her face, like] Jimmy: [when you give her such a wtf no look 'do they feel bad about wishing we would?' doesn't give her chance to answer cos obvs a rhetorical question 'there's your answer, like'] Janis: [shrugs like yeah, true 'but their love is so real' but rolls her eyes 'cos I doubt they were ever #goals] Jimmy: [shrugs back does a 💔 with his hands 'nowt I can't fix' and winks] Janis: [🙄] Jimmy: [goes to her window and opens it really wide to 🚬 leaning out dangerously far so he doesn't get any smoke in her room cos still doesn't wanna leave and see anyone] Janis: [comes to the window and looks out 'their car ain't back' like does that mean get out or] Jimmy: [gives her a look like oh no cali are coming for their 👑 by being so goals] Janis: [makes a face like don't] Jimmy: [goes to pass her the 🚬 like a peace offering but then is like oh you obvs don't want it my bad kinda takeback gesture cos what she said before about only faking it] Janis: [walks away 'cos stubborn] Jimmy: [just 🚬 and watching the 🐈s outside casually] Janis: [just back playing a solo game, pretending you ain't pouting] Jimmy: [sending her highlights of bathgate even though she's already seen them all cos shamelessly like pay attention to me] Janis: good thing we ain't in school Janis: last time they got this excited over a #scandal they put Jesy Halls in isolation for weeks Jimmy: You don't wanna be in isolation? Jimmy: fakest bollocks you've ever chatted Janis: You know they'd put you in and leave me out to get torn apart Janis: ⭐ Jimmy: what you get for being such an athlete Jimmy: and hey, might learn your name while I'm in there so it ain't all bad Janis: What you get for being so soft Janis: think of my mystique, would ya Jimmy: keep that to yourself, tah, it'll make us both look properly un-goals Janis: 🤢 Jimmy: Go on, might get to eat some snacks myself if you're struggling Janis: Fuck off Janis: I'm not encouraging you to talk about your dick so you can 🐽 Jimmy: you started it Janis: Nah Janis: why would I ever bring that up Jimmy: Why did you just? You tell me, girl Janis: 😒 Janis: you're so annoying Jimmy: You're easy to annoy Janis: I think you'll find most sane people don't wanna discuss your genitals Janis: just them downstairs Jimmy: 💔 Janis: you're buzzing Janis: be sneaking down in a few Jimmy: busted me Janis: mhmm Janis: wouldn't be a good real cheat, you Jimmy: my dad's got that covered Jimmy: I don't want 🥈 Janis: fair enough Janis: Freud's all over that statement Jimmy: he can be next for a 👻🥊 Janis: this is what comes of violent games Janis: [throws a bag of snack at him] Jimmy: [catches it like 😏] Janis: [pouts] Jimmy: 💪🏆 Janis: are you nearly done Janis: freezing here Janis: [in your short shorts] Jimmy: [wasn't done but gets done immediately cos #whipped] Janis: [gets under the covers] Jimmy: [comes over and tucks her in like a nerd] Janis: [allows this to happen like you're gonna go sleep 😊] Jimmy: [just sitting on the edge of the bed like when you tell a kid a story] Janis: ['you do this a lot, like'] Jimmy: [looks at her like what?] Janis: [looks down like tucking in] Jimmy: [shrugs like it's so casual cos she knows he's got a little brother from the pool awks] Janis: ['never stop, eh'] Jimmy: [looks at his phone cos still blowing up and back at her like so many jobs so little time] Janis: [tugs on his sleeve gently like lay down 'they'll be consoling her for hours still yet'] Jimmy: [does of course] Janis: ['you want me to go?' quiet and soft like he's asleep already 'I do have 2 cigarettes to smoke now so'] Jimmy: ['do you wanna go?' because can't answer a q but also obvs does not want that but thinks she does] Janis: [shrugs 'cos like no but do you want me to lol, so helpful] Jimmy: ['it's your bed' and what boy you're not helpful either] Janis: ['you want a tour of all the free ones?'] Jimmy: ['Which one's most worth haunting?'] Janis: [a look like that's easy but then a 🤔 face 'but you're pretty chicken so' and rolling over like night then] Jimmy: [shoves her like oi] Janis: [loling 'don't push me out of bed, how ungoals, you twat'] Jimmy: [literally rolls her back over to face him #excuse you 'answer me, dickhead'] Janis: [when that was hot so you're like literally give me a moment here so you wriggle down under the covers so he can't see you 'alright, I'll show you but I can't promise the ghost will come out' muffled by the duvet like hello] Jimmy: [lifts the covers up and peeping at her like ? and has cupped his ear like what? because one ear jokes 5ever] Janis: [coming out the bottom of the bed like can't catch me 'come on scaredy cat' and we all know what room we going to] Jimmy: [can't catch her ever but can chuck a hoodie at her because she's so cold and it might slow her down a bit] Janis: [puts it on and pretend swoons 'trying to cash in some hero points now, I see'] Jimmy: ['just don't want you to freeze to death before we get there, Jennifer, can't be arsed with throwing myself down the stairs right this second'] Janis: [pouts and grabs his face like n'awh 'but we could frame them, where's your sense of fun, honestly'] Jimmy: [pushes her off but then is like 😏 looking at her like good idea and picks her up as if he's gonna chuck her down the stairs] Janis: [playfighting like get off me boy 'as if I'd let you go 2nd'] Jimmy: [we love a playfight moment 'as if you reckon you call the shots'] Janis: [the most dramatic 'pfft!' and just rolling further towards the stairs like actually be careful please 'but you love coming first usually'] Jimmy: [does a mime locking his lips like don't tell anyone that, very ungoals, boy stop making it sexual again thank you 'depends, time and a place, you know, Jules'] Janis: [rolls her eyes but is 😳 'How can I trust you'll go through with it, besides, Romeo dies first, I fake it, you do it for real, then I do, stick to the script'] Jimmy: ['fake something for me that convincingly and I might do'] Janis: [just looking at him 'rude'] Jimmy: [a LOOK back at her] Janis: ['you can't tell me those pictures weren't convincing' 'cos we know it's still popping off] Jimmy: ['I sorted them' okay boy we gonna act like just cos you did all the camera shit she didn't do anything? Really now] Janis: ['it was my idea, and you wouldn't have any pictures on your own so'] Jimmy: [a shrug but we all know he's still looking at her, like oh jimothy what kind of challenge do you think you can lay down right here right now that'll top bathgate you simply can't] Janis: ['so, it's your turn to think of something, actually' but getting up and going to Edie's room, which is thankfully not a creepy shrine moment] Jimmy: [Follows her obvs] Janis: [it's probably less of a guest room more of a quiet chill room for if they wanted to go think about her, that seems like some hippie shit, so obviously no one goes in here though 'cos no thanks lol, gestures like 'this is the ghost room, can you feel it?' so sarky] Jimmy: [just making himself comfy in there because he don't know] Janis: [when this was a bad idea but you have to front it out and sit down like] Jimmy: [when you're so busy trying to think of something to top bathgate that you're oblivious] Janis: [at least you can lean in to pressuring him just making tick tock noises with your tongue like] Jimmy: [he'd do such a fake OMG STOP like when she was being tickled in front of the fans] Janis: [just gets closer to the ear she didn't bite so it's louder] Jimmy: [when you wanna lol but you don't wanna give her the satisfaction so you gotta bite your lip like it's okay I'm just thinking here, total accident that he looks really hot doing it soz Janis] Janis: [just shamelessly looking 'not meant to eat yourself, such a rookie' 😏] Jimmy: ['if anyone can recognise owt like that, it'd be you'] Janis: ['duh, I turned you, I'm like your mistress' raises brows 'or daddy, if you prefer'] Jimmy: ['Don't be telling my missus I've got one of them, tah, right rookie mistake that'd be, she already reckons me and her are well fake' does a what can you do, women eh, kinda gesture]] Janis: ['I don't reckon she knows you've got a name' shakes head like imagine that 'enjoy being on the other side of that one, babe'] Jimmy: [😏 'Sounds alright to me, that'] Janis: [🙄 but not that mad ever] Jimmy: [zips up the hoodie for her like how you possibly be annoyed at such a 😇] Janis: [pulls is back down justto be that bitch but then you look like you wanna be undressed in front of him so you pull it up and down a few times like a bit] Jimmy: ['you break it, you've bought it, rich girl' but clearly amused] Janis: [shrugs 'meant to let me keep it anyway'] Jimmy: ['You want me to freeze to death, that's the big plan, eh?' cos she'd have the school trip one already] Janis: [nods but is lol 'how else will everyone know you love me?'] Jimmy: [100% has to give her a new lovebite because I can't not if you're gonna say stuff like that Janis] Janis: [just like 'of course' but with feeling 'cos always covered low-key and we know it 'what about you, what do you want?'] Jimmy: [when you give her another one because that's what you want and we all know it but then you have to look at her like ? as if you weren't listening] Janis: [just gripping the sofa you're on so tightly so you can otherwise pretend this is so casual, tracing your finger 'round and 'round his ear lobe like 'yours healed ages ago...'] Jimmy: ['Have another go then' yeah this is so casual bye] Janis: [does, with vigour lol] Jimmy: [his turn to abuse the sofa] Janis: [admiring your handiwork 'bruises don't lie' and giving him back the hoodie like there you go] Jimmy: ['No need for you to lie either' cos she was cold and putting it back on her because I love a hair lift moment especially because he won't jump back 6 ft like when he did that exact thing on school trip #progress] Janis: [the state of the hair after all this we can only assume, going to put it up or something like ugh 'I don't lie, ever' fully aware of the irony ;cos of their fake dating deal like 😇] Jimmy: [irl 👌 so sarky] Janis: [lols] Jimmy: [when she's so cute and you can see so much of her neck now she's moved her hair and you're just like don't 😳] Janis: [motioning for him to pass her a cigarette and getting up 'ghost ain't coming, soz mate' 'cos definitely needs it now] Jimmy: [puts one behind her ear cos can't be tamed about touching her needlessly ever] Janis: ['you want my second one? as I don't smoke' as she's going to go downstairs] Jimmy: [takes one for himself as an unspoken yes] Janis: [kinda wanna make cali come back to be evil[ Jimmy: [do it gal] Janis: [they'll just say hi but she'll be fuming lol] Jimmy: [and he'll be wanting to run away] Janis: [at least its dark so you can sit here bright red, angrily smoking in silence] Jimmy: I'll fuck off home, say the word Janis: You can Janis: they won't wake you up for breakfast and awkward small talk though Jimmy: That where you get being a shit host from? Janis: Funny Jimmy: Could at least fake 😂 for me then, babe Janis: [😑 at him] Janis: convincing, yeah? Jimmy: 🥇 Janis: don't give me pity medals Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: have another go Janis: [a look that's half a LOOK and half don't] Janis: lost track of time, didn't reckon they'd be back 🤷 Janis: they couldn't see you so it don't count as meeting, right Jimmy: no 👻 about tonight Janis: yeah Janis: go if you have to Jimmy: I'll go if you want me to Janis: [say Cali's room also faces the front, nodding to the windows] Janis: go in once their light is on Jimmy: 👍 Janis: hope one of 'em has been sick or something Janis: doubt it'll be as pretty and pink coming back up Jimmy: [when we know that'll make him feel sick but not gonna see the greenish tint in the dark so stay 💪 boy and throw a stone at Grace's window to see if there's any life in there] Janis: 🙄 oh great Janis: give 'em ideas, lover boy Jimmy: I can't help missing her, alright? Jimmy: [dramatically fake pining] Janis: Disgusting Janis: [but a small half-smile Jimmy: [nudges her gently like hey that's at least a small 🏆] Janis: [nudes him like piss off but it's as gently] Jimmy: [just staying leaned into her a lil bit like be comforted] Janis: Proper soft, you Janis: could make yourself useful and find some fuel so I can set the place on fire whilst all my worst enemies are inside Jimmy: can't stop lying, you Jimmy: I'm well hard, me Jimmy: [plucks at the hoodie she's wearing like this is so cheap it'll burn right up] Janis: [looks down like hmm 🤔] Janis: you give to take away, only just got this hoodie back Jimmy: [nods at a passing cat like there you go instead then] Janis: [snorts] Jimmy: I were thinking Jimmy: it's not about arson but Janis: disappointing Janis: but go on Jimmy: could've waited til you'd heard it to 💔 me Janis: tell me Jimmy: I dunno, just Jimmy: might not be the massive-stly shit idea to try and be mates Jimmy: for as long as I'm here and this Janis: Wait, are you friendzoning me, Taylor? 😂 Janis: [actually 😂] Jimmy: [is pouting actually] Janis: [pats his shoulder like my bad] Janis: Sorry, that's just not what I expected you to say Jimmy: I've changed my mind now, dickhead Janis: Probably for the best Janis: if you can't handle that, like Janis: insert that quote here Jimmy: weren't likely to handle nowt for long but you're alright Janis: I don't need mates and you don't want me as one Jimmy: 👌 Janis: Let's go in then Jimmy: [does] Janis: [stops off in the kitchen to get more drink first] Jimmy: [does not follow her for the first time ever] Janis: don't you want a nightcap? Jimmy: Is it a) pretty or b) pink? Janis: That's long gone, boy Jimmy: So what's the point, like? Janis: You know I've seen you drink drinks that aren't flat white approved before, yeah? Jimmy: Don't sound like me or very #goals to me Janis: I'll leave the bottle here then 👌 Jimmy: 👍 Janis: Don't be in a mood Jimmy: Or what? You'll be in a bigger one? Janis: I'm not in a mood Jimmy: nowt to worry about then, is there? Janis: Why are you in one? Jimmy: What are you on about? Jimmy: Stick to the script, Jodie, we've got no rules but that Janis: Suit yourself Jimmy: tah for stating the obvious Jimmy: it were like Asia was here for a bit Janis: How lovely for you Jimmy: 💕 Janis: Fuck sake Janis: you can't give me any time to react, no Jimmy: you can have loads, we're off the clock Janis: Bullshit Jimmy: nah Janis: Yeah Janis: I said I didn't know you were gonna say that Jimmy: like you said an' all, bad idea Jimmy: we can leave it out Janis: right, cheers Jimmy: you're right, take the 🏆 Janis: Leave it out, like you said Jimmy: lasses first Janis: Whatever Janis: this is ridiculous Jimmy: nowt about any of this has ever been owt else Janis: No need to tell me Jimmy: you're trying to tell me Janis: I'm trying to tell you fuck all Janis: what's the point Jimmy: 🙀 Janis: I'm not the one that's scared Janis: or taking back what I said Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: I'm taking it back 'cause you're a knobhead Janis: You knew that before you said it Jimmy: you weren't for a second so I said it Janis: What second? Jimmy: What does that matter? Janis: Maybe I would like to try again, or maybe I wanna know what to avoid Janis: take your pick Jimmy: Maybe you're right again and I'm soft Jimmy: take your 🏆 Janis: Bollocks, that's giving yourself one for nothing Janis: like you've been so nice to me even though I don't deserve it, fuck off Jimmy: you fuck off Jimmy: I'm tired Janis: go sleep then Jimmy: Alright Janis: Night Jimmy: 👍 Janis: [just downstairs, getting drunk] Jimmy: [I'm so evil because I'm like ooh the potential for her to come up here when she is] Janis: ['forget' he's in your room like bonjour] Jimmy: [exactly though] Janis: [why not baby] Jimmy: [him just half asleep like mother is that you returning from the great unknown, oh no wait I'm not at home remotely] Janis: [ah the confusion, poor boy] Jimmy: [when you're relieved that it's her for the hottest of secs because where you been girl but also not because awkward] Janis: [when he's on the side of the bed you sleep on so you're trying to get in like 'budge up'] Jimmy: [so offended before he realises how drunk she is but then also like shhh when he does realise as if anyone's gonna hear this jimothy calm down] Janis: [just pushing him but much less efficiently than normal 'least you've warmed it for me'] Jimmy: [just so 😒 like stop pushing me but not saying anything] Janis: ['are you still cross?'] Jimmy: ['I've got nowt to be mardy about' sighing at himself like ffs boy as he's scooting over #foreverwhipped] Janis: [chuckling to herself, quietly, thank god, as she settles in 'well I'm not happy with you'] Jimmy: ['And I've done nowt for you to be mardy at me about' okay Jimothy if you say so] Janis: ['Neither of those is true, you know' fluffing up the pillow] Jimmy: ['start a # if you feel so strongly' cos v mature] Janis: ['you're stupid, stupid as I am' poking him] Jimmy: [gives her a look like don't, which he means on many levels rn] Janis: [pulls a face 'cos so mature too right now 'we could be friends, I'm just saying'] Jimmy: ['You reckon?' because clearly they can't] Janis: ['duh'] Jimmy: [shakes his head] Janis: [nods, way too hard, 'now you made me dizzy as well'] Jimmy: [goes to sarcastically pat her on the head like there there but strokes her hair instead because so soft always] Janis: [pouts but genuinely] Jimmy: ['what?' but in the softest way] Janis: ['I want you to be my friend but I weren't lying when I said you wouldn't want me to be your friend but I still wish you would'] Jimmy: [needlessly moves her hair out of her face like look at me 'it ain't up to you what I want, I said I wanted to try 'cause I did- I do'] Janis: [Hides under the covers again like sorry can't look at you 'okay' really quietly] Jimmy: [reaches under the covers so he can trace a o and k with his fingertip on her hand/arm whichever is reachable] Janis: [comes back up 'go sleep now' and closes his eyes with her fingers] Jimmy: [such an amused little noise because he was asleep before she came in, excuse you] Janis: ['shh shh'] Jimmy: [puts a finger on her lips like you shh] Janis: [frowny face 'stop it'] Jimmy: [holds his hands up dramatically like alright, calm down and gets comfy like look I'mma sleep] Janis: [smug face like that's right and does the same 'least it's not a single this time'] Jimmy: ['gutted, me' said really sarcastically but we know you are boy] Janis: [gets all up in his grill like there you go then] Jimmy: ['funny'] Janis: ['that's what you get for being rude'] Jimmy: ['you woke me, pisshead' but affectionately not actually annoyed at all] Janis: [waves hand like psh 'you were rude before then'] Jimmy: ['Alright, shut up' like you really care about going back to sleep rn okay Jimothy] Janis: [gestures like see 'gotta be nice to me' but rolling over like okay, you can sleep] Jimmy: [OTT dramatic sigh so she's knows it's fake] Janis: ['bet you can't say one nice thing about me'] Jimmy: ['you're not as shit at kissing as you were on the trip' because I re-read that and he kept acting like she was so bad like OKAY liar] Janis: [pushes him 'what kind of compliment is that?!'] Jimmy: [shrugs like you don't know exactly what you're doing boy] Janis: ['alright then the only thing I have to say about you is you're slightly less shit at being nice but potentially worse at lying so' blows raspberry] Jimmy: ['bollocks, you've got loads to say tonight, lightweight' but he's loling] Janis: ['yes well I've been very bored'] Jimmy: [does like the awh cheek squish she does to him always 'poor baby'] Janis: ['you know I'll bite you' squirming out of reach 'why didn't you come down?'] Jimmy: [does the thing where you check an animals teeth like he wants to see her vampire fangs, stop touching her mouth please! 'Why didn't you come up?'] Janis: [wipes her mouth like a child like gross 'I was getting drunk' shrugs like hello] Jimmy: [shrugs back 'I were sleeping' but like not for ages boy we know it] Janis: ['marding' in a him impersonation Jimmy: [pushes her cos oi what a read] Janis: [mhmm noise 'me too, but I had company'] Jimmy: ['like I said, shit host'] Janis: ['what do you mean?' resting on her elbow 'you keep saying that'] Jimmy: [just giving her a look like pretty self explanatory] Janis: [a look like obvs not? 'I've fed you, entertained you, what more do you want, fanfare?'] Jimmy: ['that lot did the did the bulk of the entertaining, girl, weren't you' more lies and more slander] Janis: ['not my fault you've got shit taste then' is pouting] Jimmy: ['@whateverAsia'ssocials are, might start her off bawling again, what could be more goals?'] Jimmy: [but obvs he's said them I just cba to think of one lol] Janis: ['kink unlocked you horrible boy' but lols] Jimmy: [I've known for ages that were one of yours'] Janis: ['making girls cry?' fake ponders 'hmm, don't tell anyone'] Jimmy: ['not just lasses' does the broken heart hand thing again] Janis: ['you aren't that soft' nudges him 'unfortunately'] Jimmy: [nudges her back 'bit of editing and you can tweet that'] Janis: [passes her phone 'you'll have to do it for me, I'm not that drunk and sad'] Jimmy: [tweets something hilarious instead cos that bitch and makes a big show of not giving her the phone back cos drunk] Janis: ['what did you do, tweet my nudes?' tryna grab her phone like 'scuse me] Jimmy: ['Mr Lucas wishes' having a playfight over this phone so casually] Janis: ['who do you think I'm taking them for' then an ew face 'cos truly] Jimmy: ['Save something for the wedding night' cos in the school trip convo that was also a running theme of her marrying him lol] Janis: ['tweet that and we lose all credibility'] Jimmy: [shakes his head 'I could make owt sound goals, even that bollocks'] Janis: ['yeah but bit off message' gestures at the lovebites 'stick to the script, no improv'] Jimmy: [touches the newest ones he gave her, boy stop 'Alright'] Janis: [shakes her head 'don't' and pulls up the covers between them] Jimmy: [when you're actually 💔 now, so just getting back in a sleeping position] Janis: ['it's just 'cos I wanna and it's not fair and' let this be vaguely incoherent so you don't fully out yourself immediately] Jimmy: [just pretending he's actually gone deaf like we don't need to do this] Janis: [sad sound but turning over like you actually believe he's asleep] Jimmy: [just moving about like you're trying to get more comfy but getting closer to her so it's like the in bed version of when he was leaning on her earlier] Janis: [just really quiet and still for a long time, sighs 'night, Jimmy'] Jimmy: [we know he ain't gonna answer even though he all also know you aren't asleep sir] Janis: [AM skip or?] Jimmy: [I think we should say he leaves like super early cos got so real there] Janis: [okay gurl]
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