#if I knew how to code.....

[actual-corpse]

Me, walking past window (at 6AM): WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LIGHT COMING FROM??? (It's the sunrise... I've lost sense of time....)

#i was messing with sims 4 mods #one of them broke my UI and the Exception mod kept flagging it #and I FINALLY understood what the Exception was trying to say... until it told me to update two different mods #and then download another mod #but the UI got fixed and the exceptions stopped for now #i just wanted my kink mod man... #and its one of those kinks that NOBODY made a good mod for (except the one that broke the UI) #so I NEEDED to fix it bc its currently the best mod for that specific kink #i hate it here #btw... its not an immoral or illegal kink... its just.... idk #if I knew how to code..... #id strip all the shit out of the mods I have and keep the stuff I like bc rn I have major bloat #and the game still runs pretty well #which is a testament to my laptop #which can barely run adobe programs... but whatever irdc #its not even a gaming laptop #but I do have the Razer app which helps optimize my laptop while I run games #the sims #sims 4 #sims 4 mods #weeee

[redactedcrowart]

FACES

#apologies to anyone that tries to find the code in there i knew what i was doing and chose to do it anyway. i'm sick and twisted like that #can i see all the letters though i wrote them? no. irrelevant #marble hornets #tim marble hornets #tim wright marble hornets #tim mh #mh #art #my art #illustration #you guys ever think about how smoke is alive

[kaseyskat]

can i also say i think it is really neat that the literal world ending rogue card anger from lark was initially caused by lark being put in a situation where he couldn’t defend himself or the people he cared about so he’s decided to never feel that helpless again or let anyone ELSE feel that helpless. like it doesn’t excuse having a whole six year old learning how to shoot a gun but it does explain it beyond just shitty parenting

#i say this as someone whose best friend was a gun freak household #my bff 100% knew how to shoot at six years old so like it’s not REALLY that uncommon #especially given their situation which like. at this point i don’t think they had normal lives at all until post code purple #like it was fully apocalyptic #anyways again not to excuse it but like also i think if this is the line yall aren’t willing to cross… #dndads #dndads spoilers

[magnusbae]

You have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.

#taught him everything you knew expect for how unconditionally and truly loved by you he was... #Obi-Wan to literally anyone who just looks at him: I'll break the codes for Anakin and I won't even lie about it #Obi-Wan to Anakin: You're...........a good Jedi and I'm proud of you (professionally) #Please Obi-Wan why not tell him how you'd literally kill Yoda if would have shortened the war by a single day but would never you. wow. #anakin skywalker #anakinskywalkeredit #starwarsedit #swedit #star wars #userjasmine #revenge of the sith #hayden christensen #anakin #buns.edits #buns.all #i'm back at my eye edits nonsense couldn't resist myself - hope you catch the glimpse of his golden eyes #Darth Vader

[leonisdumbasallhell]

Back on my logistics bullshit: there’s companies that other companies can hire after a mass casualty event, and these companies will take on the name of the client company and take over public relations (like communicating with families and the public about the disaster) as well as the logistical aspects of a mass casualty event, such as clean up, personal affect retrieval, and body identification. Most of them work for things like airlines, rail companies, oil and gas companies, etc, and Idk i just wonder about this sort of stuff in a zombie apocalypse and resi settings, like someone has to ID the BOW cadavers that were at one point people. I bet there’s companies in Resi that specialize in biohazardous and Bioweapon mass casualty events. Like!! Someone has to clean up all the dead zombies after New York and China!! Someone had to ID all the corpses!! I want resident evil games abt the zombie outbreak disaster clean up workers.

#tbh i think a papers please or the morticians tale style horror game about iding corpses after a zombie outbreak event #would br super interesting #and god i wish i knew how to code #resident evil

[tooquirkytolose]

You pull out the crystal candle from your pocket, and find it alit with a multi colored flame. You close your eyes, make a wish, and blow out the flame. The King of Fancies claps his hands in delight "See?? SEE?? I told you all hiding the candle in the vase was a good idea, I wanted someone who was equal parts mischief and a lover of fanciful things!" The rest of the the marital contenders grumble their congratulations as he continues, "Come, come, there is a grand wedding feast awaiting us, and I hear tell of a wonderful cake!" And so begins your eternal life as the spouse of the King of Fancies, demon wish-granter and lover of trinkets

Thank you for playing! :)

#choose your own adventure poll no.12 #THE END!! #bitch i tell you if i knew how to code... #this all just rlly made me want to make a dating sim lmao #hope you all had fun!!!!

[big-ol-bumble-bee]

The OC fixation is becoming too strong she's no longer just an OC x canon character Marigold will be real in 5 minutes/JOKING

We got hight comparisons (not all just with star)

We got voice beeps

We gotta fight spite

I'm fixated on her can you tell?

#undertale yellow #uty #undertale #starlo uty #kinda #clover uty #marigold oc #oc x canon oc #oc x canon #shes my baby #and also my wife #she's so silly #she started out as a shopkeeper #now she has a whole arc #if only i knew how to code :(((

[thegirlsarethriving]

just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline

#undertale #hlvrai #hlvrai2 #benrey #tommy coolatta #papyrus #benry #hlvrai benry #sans undertale #sans #undertale sans #undertale spoilers #i loved Papyrus so much and the whole time i was playing i was like hmm he reminds me of someone...? TOMMY. HE REMINDS ME. OF TOMMY. #i played pacifist but i saw how if u kill every1 n spare Papyrus Sans tells him every1 else is on a vacation bc truth would be too hard #file under: lies Gordon would tell Tommy if anything happened to Sunkist or his dad Gman #we wanna protect Tommy but on the other hand. the horrors r everywhere & Tommy go ham with a gun (he's terrified & acting on pure instinct) #(even tho Tommy has definitely faced his share of horrors in contrast to how Papyrus's loved ones try to shelter him from bloodshed) #i wanna write a paper psychoanalyzing Sans and Benrey in comparison to each other SOOOOO badly #it's been a hot minute since i last watched hlvrai (have seen it at least 4 times but not recently. did watch bbvrai live tho!) #im so extremely tired rn so i can't form proper thoughts :( but like: #they both have unfathomable otherworldly power and knowledge of their respective universes #but u wouldn't know it bc they're presented as just some chill guy who likes to make jokes and Vibe man #sike! they're a being of elderitch levels of power #they both act in accordance to game code but Sans can control parts of it (can see the timeline) while Benrey is much more subject to it #in some ways they are the antithesis of each other's motives but also contain the same vibes (all-powerful guy laidback n funny final boss) #Sans is judgment but doesn't interfere with the timeline. Benrey takes action that's “i knew this was gonna happen” #Benrey is fought as the final villain whereas Sans is arguably the final hero fight #anyways THEIR VIBES ARE BOTH SO !!!!!!!!!!!!! #idk if they'd be besties or mortal enemies #they can bond over being “unserious” (but they both take their true jobs very seriously. security guard and judgment bringer respectively)

[theygender]

Certified autism moment. I finally got through all the training modules in my new job and got to move on to the FUN part of messing around with excel. I've spent the last 7 hours coding excel sheets and I am over the fucking moon happy about it. This is like the equivalent of playing in a sandbox for me

#im learning how to use pivot tables!! #i already knew how to use formulas to get the results i wanted #but the guy who coded the current sheets showed us how he uses pivot tables and i was amazed #he was able to do things that took me like 3 hand-coded formulas by just clicking a few buttons #hes having me and my other new coworker recreate the sheets from scratch so we can have a better understanding of how they work #and using pivot tables is so cool!! once you learn where all the buttons are its really easy #and then you can use the pivot tables to make CHARTS #and then you can make SLICERS and TIMETABLES to sort the charts! #AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (positive) #*slaps roof of excel sheet* this thing can fit so many numbers in it #rambling

[swissy]

little low poly models of my blorbies for personal use.

little poll for the funsies below:

#oc #original character #low poly #lowpoly #blender 3d #3d art #blender low poly #b3d #3d model #3d modeling #i should start tagging my ocs based off stories lawlz #Perajut tali mimpi #also lotta people has been pointing out the mysim similarity. if i knew how 2 code for a game i could probably do something about that

[bmoharrisbankofficial]

current theory about the symbol: i think it's a map of the cave system that ben dropped into and javi survived in. i think that the hunter (jacques?) marked trees where you could enter the caves from (clearly he’d need to know where they are, food becomes nonexistent in the winter unless you’re in the caves), and most of the trees grew over the entrances between jacques carving them and the girls crashing.

#potentially: sleepwalking tai was javi's 'friend' he talked about and that's how she knew about the code #Or tai was getting close enough to where the entrances were that she felt some residual heat #i personally like both the supernatual aspects and the real aspects but i Really liked how this ep showed gave us some explanations #so we could have both again #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #javi #taissa turner

[tastymarbar]

Remembered someone saying that Desuhiko blushes when Yuma says he's impressed with him in his 3rd Gumshoe Gab and I thought "they don't mean that literally right?"

Well.

#mar talks #rain code #desuhiko thunderbolt #yuma kokohead #kokobolt #desuhiko acts all high and mighty like he's got the confidence of a mountain #but i think it's a front he puts up for himself #so when someone actually and genuinely says something nice to him #he doesn't know how to react and the front fades #further proving my point: #right before this yuma says ''I see..'' and desuhiko gets upset and goes ''after everything i've shared- nothing?'' #which leads to the above happening #and right after the last screenshot he goes and I quote #''y-yeah I knew it! that's the reaction I was expecting!" #which is so clearly a load of lies #me thinks maybe the self-esteem issues are still kind of there hmmmm #(hi if you've read this i hope you have a nice day)

[the-mystical-aquatic-gay]

the rocky horror picture show is a creation of the spiral

#no one can convince me this isn’t canon in tma #i finally actually saw it for the first time on new year’s eve #and i’ve come to the conclusion that it is extremely spiral coded #if i knew how to make an animatic i’d make one of micheal and helen singing time warp #probably with jonmartin as brad and janet #not because they fit the characters but because i’m not really sure who else the distortions would be singing it to #the magnus archives #tma #tma podcast #the spiral #tma shitpost #tma headcanons #tma spiral #tma the spiral #tma michael #tma helen #rocky horror picture show #the rocky horror picture show

[impregnatedafterpostbirthdaysex]

Jack jordan was straight up being both brother but acting as a father husband likeee

#jack jordan #eldest son coded #i combine both the prigins and like jack being threatening physical harm is sooo family cyccle abuse etc etc #combines wt audiobook abput how jack knew how his dad was this si sooo #i shd read more b4 more commentary i wonder how my thoughts will change but anyways

[sunnibits]

BROOOO THE LAOIS AUTISM CODING THIS EPISODE IS INSANE

#like. I even knew he was autism coded. but this is like straight up In Text Autism at this point #goddamn :((( poor laois:(( fuck u shuro how dare u hurt him

[oifaaa]

Suzaku should of stayed lost in the soup aisle fr

The reason why it took them two months between winning the war and suzaku actually killing lelouch is bc suzaku was lost looking for clothes in the soup store

#ask #anon #youll all be happy to know #i just finished my code geass #and yes despite how stupid it all was #of course i cried during that final episode #say what you want #the combination of music animation the crowd chanting in the bg and nunnally crying #they knew what they were doing with that ending #but yeah #can i just say #i absolutely adore nunnally #like the who show lelouch keeps saying hes doing everything for her #and shes not actually really much of a character #but when she is finally allowed to voice her opinion she shoves it back in lelouchs face with the #i never asked for any of this i would have been happy just to live with you #there was an spin off au manga years ago #where nunnally was the main character and got geass and a nightmare #and im just thinking of that #she deserved it