#if he wasn't one in real life??

[thebreakfastgenie]

I was going to make a joke about how there should have been an episode where Hawkeye obsessively takes his own temperature all day and it was a waste of perfectly good self-insertism but then I remembered he just used that in The Four Seasons instead.

#mashposting #every time I try to make fun of alan alda he got there first #do you know what a godtier joke 'imagine hawkeye pierce as a podcaster' would be #if he wasn't one in real life??

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :') #he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay... #also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger......... #geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

[sergle]

(re: sssniperwolf and jacksfilms) It's laughable that she escalated it that hard. Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure stalking him like that is illegal and it's terrifying regardless, but Jack said in a stream (can't remember which one) that he wasn't about bringing up past controversies of hers or cancelling. And now she shows up outside his house (wtf!!!). Like he was willing to only call her out for stealing and freebooting but she's gone and stalked him and Jack doesn't seem like the type of guy to take that shit. Actual WTF moment from her part. wild

omg long post below bc apparently I have opinions: YES!! THAT'S WHAT'S SO INCREDIBLE ABOUT THIS... Jack has been genuinely diligent about keeping things on-topic in his streams, and hasn't brought up any of her other Stuff, or anything Personal. Despite the fact that she kickstarted the whole thing by making it INCREDIBLY personal and attacking his physical appearance... His goal has been to call out and bring attention to content theft, and he's stuck with it. Dude's also cared about this for years, and she's not the first content thief he's criticized. He just hates the way that freebooting has become so accepted-- to the point where youtube praised her for "coming up with such creative video ideas"? Hey! Ew! Dude wasn't trying to get her cancelled though, there was no smear campaign of her character. He's been rallying to get her to CREDIT the creators that she relies on for all of her content. It would set a precedent for all other "react" channels on the platform for one of the biggest channels on youtube to actually give credit where credit is due. Or, god forbid, get permission first? It's not hard. It's already done the job of making some other people who do "react content" self-analyze whether or not their content is transformative, and to maybe care about crediting the creators they rely on for their genre to work. There is a way to make this kind of video that isn't so slimy. And making fun of her lackluster-at-best reactions is so far from even being a big deal. Bc she literally does just sit there and say nothing. Plus, his goal has a clear End built into it: if she started shouting out the creators she takes content from, and put links directly to their pages in her video descriptions, the job would be done! That's what he's asking her to do. Real bare minimum stuff. It legit would have been easy to steer away from the content theft and to also talk about her history of lying to her audience! her ghosting a dying kid with cancer who was a big fan of hers! the fact that she's been arrested for armed robbery! her history of transphobia! He would also get more clicks that way, which is what she claims is his sole goal- to get more clicks. I'll bring it up though! She's been a terrible person the whole time, and has kept a steady course of manipulating her audience of young children and/or, let's be completely honest, simps- into thinking that she's a Wholesome creator. (And now, into thinking she's an innocent victim.) All of the actual effort put in by her has gone toward optics, not the content she puts out. A carefully constructed online persona, for one, but also literal appearances. Jack totally can't say this, bc she already went off the handle and said the only reason he doesn't like her is bc he Hates To See A Woman Be Successful. But I can! That was a cheap shot for her to use that argument when, for once, it's not applicable! Much the opposite, even! Dudes online wouldn't go to bat for her if she didn't look the way she does. And it weakens any case she'd have against him by making baseless claims like that. She banks hugely on being an attractive woman to get her clicks/following. A massive amount of effort is put into her appearance. The makeup, the lip fillers, putting her hair in little pigtails, the chokers and tube tops, the big non-prescription Nerd Glasses, the thumbnails where she has her mouth open in That Expression?

I don't even have to say anything. But making a weird facial expression and putting your hair in pigtails aren't moral failings. Showing up at someone's real life home (whose address you shouldn't even have access to), filming the front of their house at night, doxxing them to your audience of millions of people? Because you were mad at them online? That is fully scary! Yeah girl I'm pretty sure that Jack can press charges! There is absolutely no way to take the moral highground now that she's literally stalked him, and doxxed his home. She tried to goad him and Erin (Jack's wife) out of the house, also, which creeps me out even more-- because what was she planning to do? The fact that she's been arrested for violent crime before does pop into my mind! lmao! Jack was streaming a game at the time that she was outside his home, and these clips of him, his friends, and Erin reacting in real time to what is genuinely a scary situation have been taken down in case he needs to use them in legal action. Shit is legitimately serious!

#sergle answers #long post #LONGEST POST ON EARTH I'M SO SORRY #saying all this out loud only takes a few minutes but typing it... girl this is a BOOK #clearly I have thoughts on this Online Drama but also this isn't online! #these are people who exist in real life. and compromising a person's safety bc he criticized you for stealing tiktoks #is a real life thing. this isn't confined to online spaces! you can turn off your computer to get away from An Argument #but someone going to your house?? that's absolutely terrifying #and all of this is just because he's been telling her to credit the creators. it could have been resolved so simply. #I hope he takes legal action against her bc he genuinely has grounds to do so. #and I can't imagine how terrified and upset I would be if someone was outside my door. filming my house for their audience. #also the 'what if the roles were reversed' argument is rarely made in good faith... but she's already brought up the topic. #this would be getting even more coverage and the optics would be Even Creepier if a strange man with millions of followers showed up #at the home of a woman- just bc she criticized his videos- filming her home address for all to see and trying to get her to come outside. #It's just as creepy that sssniperwolf did this as it would be coming from ANYONE else #it's been downplayed bc her being a little skinny woman means that A Man shouldn't be threatened by her #which. even if she wasn't going to Do anything. any one of her rabidly loyal online followers MIGHT. she's not the only one who could go to #his house now! anyone could show up. #sergle.txt #Jacksfilms #Sssniperwolf

[lgbtlunaverse]

"Nie Mingjue would still have died young even if Jin Guangyao hadn't killed him" Not as in "So it's fine to kill him because people who won't live for much longer have obviously already forfeit their lives" (what) But as in "If you don't get that Nie Mingjue has had an inevitable young and violent death hanging over him since he was a young teenager and has embraced it you can't fully understand his character"

#mdzs #nie mingjue #i do not wish to be misconstrued on this #because the first interpretation might genuinely be my least favorite nmj take #because it has so much baggage in regards to the actual real life murder of disabled people. most often by their caretakers!! #and the reaction to it from public the media and the justice system is overwhelmingly 'oh well that wasn't a life worth living anyway' #'plus they were SO hard to take care of rlly if you think about it the murderer is the victim here that must've been so hard for them' #and these characters aren't real. nmj isn't actually dead he was never alive. but i really hope that take is no one's actual view on life #but from a purely story-perspective i also hate the 'everything would've been fine if not for jiggy' takes #STOP MAKING THE BLORBO UNINTERESTING BY OUTSOURCING ALL HIS ISSUES!! THOSE ARE /HIS/ LET HIM KEEP THEM

[time-is-restored]

anyone else thinking about how us crows canonically reacted to that diorama in the aquarium? like. imagine being q!phil, desparately trying to convince himself that none of this is happening and his dreams are just dreams... while all of the crows surrounding you are going NUTS

vocalising, ruffling their feathers, flapping their wings - immediately and viscerally reacting to all of the trappings of endlantis and the king.

im just. can you even imagine trying to process that. imagine ur kid wakes up and can't see any of the shit that's driving you + ur entire murder to hysterics, even when they're all Clearly reacting to... something in the aquarium. imagine phil trying to say he's fine and that he just needs air while the crows are fucking RIOTING.

we knew + were shouting abt the king and endlantis LONG before q!phil was able to acknowledge it. and the dissonance of that is just,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OGH!

#qsmp #q!phil #q!philza #there's more i want to say abt. q!phil's simultaneous knowledge and lack of certainty abt hardcore #but i don't actually know for sure what q!phil/cc!phil have said on the topic so far. wasn't hardcore one of the last things q!phil #remembered before the island? and then he dreamt he was back there WHILE 'dreaming' about the birdhouse? #imo if the birdhouse was just a dream and he's leaning HARD into denial for it he's gotta be trying his best to repress what he does/doesn' #know abt hc too. yes its only dreams yes it was the most vivid thing he's felt in his life yes he knows its lore and entities by name yes #none of its real bc they can't get to him bc if they CAN get to him there's absolutely nothing he can do to stop them. y'know?

[mamawasatesttube]

i think bart should be allowed to cyberbully people sometimes. as a treat!! enrichment in his enclosure!!! i think sometimes someone says something shitty about superboy online and impulse shows up in their mentions calling them a string of really ugly swears in interlac. HE'S allowed to call kon's ttk a stupid and useless superpower but twitter user randomdude6875385 you shut the fuck your mouth right now,

#rimi talks #do not take this post seriously i just want to let bart commit cartoonish acts of violence in the online sphere #AND in real life like some wile e coyote and the roadrunner shit #but my god. i need him to ratio people so badly. #and then ofc kon's like awwww were you defending my honor??? awww #and bart is like. no i wasn't. shut up. i don't know what you mean. i'll kill you #(<- said while he's actively in kon's lap btw) #their dynamic is loving bickering while cuddling #well that's one of their dynamics. they contain multitudes. #anyways. bluhghgh. mr electric (impulse)... KILL THEM!!!!!!!! #bart

[yunmeng-jiang]

that man does NOT think of wei wuxian as his gege

#jiang cheng #wwx #twin prides #i have a whole post about how they both think of themselves as having an older-sibling role #but even if that wasn't true jc still always calls him by his full name and the one time wwx tried to call him shidi jc yelled at him #their relationship is not that simple! it's a huge thing that wwx occupies a weird in-between role in their family! #he's definitely not a servant but also definitely not a full member of their family and that's super important to the story! #even if jc WANTED to think of him as his older brother he would need to get past seven layers of trauma to even realize he wanted that #and then he would have to admit it to himself and then work up the courage to admit it to someone else #and even then he probably still wouldn't say it to wwx's face #sure yanli calls wwx her didi but things are much simpler from her point of view #plus she's one of those people - like lxc - that can hold an opinion deep inside herself and be at peace with it even if it conflicts + #+ with what the world says and what she's been brought up to believe #jc is not like that. he internalizes way more from the outside world and if he feels conflicted he just kind of implodes #he's spent his whole life being told that wwx is not his equal and is someone to compete against #and also secretly believing that wwx is eventually going to abandon him because he doesn't think anyone truly cares for him #plus wwx treats him like a bff who is also a liege lord rather than a beloved younger brother #he would Not form a secure attachment to wwx lmao #it also really annoys me that when people write/conceptualize him as someone who thinks of wwx as his real gege + #+ they tend to completely erase jyl and minimize her importance to jc. he HAS an older sibling who he trusts unconditionally and confides + #+ in and takes comfort from! that person already exists! and they ignore her in favor of the protagonist #it also really bugs me when they have him mourning wwx those whole 13-16 years but don't put in a single word about yanli #this kind of turned into a rant about jyl... i have a lot of feelings about her especially since i'm the oldest sibling in my family #anyway. that man does not think of wwx as his gege #haterade #(kind of)

[codenamesazanka]

Shigaraki/Tenko wanting to destroy the false sense of peace All Might and Heroes created

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Shigaraki/Tenko wanting to destroy everything that lead to the existence of that house, which he conceptualizes as the embodiment of rejection and injustice in the world. Be a Hero for the Villains.

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AFO basically literally created that house

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Shigaraki/Tenko helps defeat AFO

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Deku telling him 'you already destroyed it' is... apparently Shigaraki/Tenko having finally gotten rid of the true cause of (his) rejection and injustice? main antagonist's big problem that represents an overarching major issue of the story/in-universe society... solved? (main antagonist's big problem that represents an overarching major issue of the story/in-universe society not actually being the problem he thought it was but now also solved?)

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No longer a need for there to be a Hero for the Villains, Shigaraki/Tenko dies.

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Heroes not to be blamed in the first place. also fuck everyone else and all other 'actual' outcasts I guess.

#i understand that Tenko not having 'supposed' to be rejected doesn't mean the rejection didn't occur for the other League members #but taking that away from Tenko/Shigaraki - leader of the League of Villains - wanting to be their champion #symbolically being their collective grievances and wills condensed into one #taking that away makes the story a lot weaker #GOD what happened #nalslastworkingbraincell #honestly making everything AFO's fault #and making Tenko's main issue being his despair toward himself (created by AFO) #allowed for the (seemingly for now) clean resolution of 'get rid of the both of them' possible #It's AFO's fault? Kill him! Problem solved #Tenko's issue not actually *harm caused by other (non-AFO) people* but instead *harm caused by his self-conceptualization/his own self*? #Tenko's projecting his own self-loathing and anger onto the world and causing trouble for everyone and making his crusade meaningless? #let him die too. Pity but problem solved! #AFO gave him the specific quirk that was Decay because it was such a brutal and deadly quirk that would guarantee rejection #you cannot tell me he could've been fine after manifesting Decay if only AFO wasn't there to tell him he has an innate need to destroy #not after what we've seen of Shinsou and Toga #other 'normal' people would not have let him live a normal life #that *is* also very much a problem that should be addressed #but it was AFO who gave him Decay and Decay was also actually not naturally existing #so everything's fine! no changes for anyone! #all this could've been saved if this was transferred to AFO - AFO also seen as a victim of societal apathy #especially since he was BORN A TRASH RIVER RAT ORPHAN #but he's just a lonely guy who was too unpleasant to form real relationships #so. only real issue Hero Society ever had that needed to be addressed was civilians being too hard on Heroes #gotta love them more and demand less of them #yippee

[averlym]

miscellany (again),, tags in the last image by @pyrotechnicarus

#adamandi #vincent aurelius lin #quincy cynthius martin #ambrose wellington bassford #portia elizabeth harper #beatrix valeria campbell #bit of nonsense bit of sillies (ohhh she thinks she's so funny huh.. anyways the brainrot. out out out) #please don't ask me about them take them at face value laugh and move on or smth i keep worrying i've read them Wrong #these have been living in my head rent free for a week and i'm now evicting them politely #anyway i drew all these as scribbles in my sketchbook in-between exam week and today i wanted them out of my head. so digital it is #i've spent two hours on this haha as a. would you even guess. a break from the beatrix thingy i've been planning because that one's rendery #quiet little notes on this... um.. i have started drawing quincy (idk how!!!) #yknow after the last ambrose literal study. i'm kind of mad about the fact that doing an unintentional study Worked??? #like. he's the ONE character i have a grasp of how to draw. everyone else is 'randomly whack until you get the vibes and vague structural #integrity'. can we talk about shape language real quick though because ambrose is oval beatrix is circle quincy is rectangle #vincent is square and portia is triangle. that's how it is in my head. #texture wise. vincent is charcoal and graphite. ambrose is traditional painting blended. beatrix is crosshatching and ink. #quincy is like... marker? and watercolour. portia is digital and cell shading. i can't explain any of the correlations they just Are #for the. oddly detailed quincent i Wasn't intending to draw i had to pull up the musical and re-reference them. could draw one then not the #other?? so i struggled with quincy until i Got them and then i couldn't for the life of me get vincent right.... is it something about like #drawing one character at a time? like there's only room in my mind to understand one set of proportions at any given moment??? #a fun little fact was just that i began photo refs as always from hahnji jang's page (which has been? saved in my search autofill now??) an #i didn't even have to get a specific image of quincy being in angst. but for smiling vincent i had to purposefully find oh ms reporter #well! consider this yet another part in the trying to figure out how everyone looks like/vibes as/gets drawn as Characters #a secret little code i keep for the stuff i make now is that i need to have something about the drawn medium that makes it unique to itself #as like opposed to a gif or screenshot or photoedit. it has to have extra meaning. and this appears two ways: one is through Implications i #the more Finished stuff. (aka poster series?) and the other one is by engaging in Ideas (generally posts. or memes/incorrect quotes/etc.) #had a really really interesting convo with a friend irl about fanart and fandoms. they were really active for genshin and stuff and so the #experiences between large and small fandoms were fascinating to compare.. i think i prefer the .. intimacy(?) of just doing what i obsess #over instead of looking for the statistics and clout and notes now. the art i make feels more meaningful and intentional that way.

[doobea]

a lil peek inside my head from the last 48 hours

#doobea talks °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ #ignore if u want #he squeeze the shit out of the plushie he got me </3 #his lil headband and apron when he cooking... #wished his hair wasn't half his height but thats okay hes still very beautiful to me #got his ass looking like gon when he reached full nen potential #BAROUUUUU im gonna write up something good for you in the near future #and yes itll be based off my selfship duh #tattoo artist!barou x corporate worker!reader #he'll be all grumpy and looks down on stuffy business ppl and poor reader doesnt know what direction shes going thru in life #he'll hate how selfless and gullible she is w the real world #but will grow to be her protector while she smooths his rough edges #also... she'll become bffs to his little sisters too #thinking abt making her a part time tutor to his sisters... and he wont know until he picks them up one day #ooh and pudding shop runs hehe... #ill make him drink the pudding they put in boba drinks that shit is soo good #damn there goes half of my draft outline #my cancer king <3 so crabby

[alsojnpie]

If the ask thing is still allowed, is ur Papyrus purely the horrortale one or is OG Papyrus also there? Love ur art and stuff btw aaaa Ur self-ship art is so cute >\\\\\<

awwwwwe thank you :' ) i will hold your kind words tight and treasure them forever❤️❤️

and you mean my imaginary friends right?

sometimes i do imagine og papyrus because it makes me sad to think of him being left out and i love him so much. but that's more me playing with daydream toys, then him being a real imaginary friend. (which like, playing with daydream toys is kind of the first step to imaginary friend! but..)

i haven't seen the real imaginary friend him ever since years ago (i can rewind the tape in my mind and you can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half) and it feels insulting to force. he left on purpose. i could probably make a new one and indeed I've half-heartedly tried but again it feels rude. also that was the most tangible and least constructed papyrus in my mind so anything i make specifically to replace him inevitably feels kinda phony.

#sharing was hard for him. kinda. #he wasn't mad or anything. i think it was just a sad shock to him that i couldn't live in imaginary thoughts all the time :( #it was a sad shock to me too but life moves forward #and blending the real and imaginary gives both a richness and depth that one alone can't achieve #anyway thats why i won't play ut I'm scared that even if i do he won't come back and that'll make me sad sad #just realized because of this ask that i couldn't really enjoy daydreams of him since he left. ough QQ wjat do #i know it's all a pretend world in my mind but even then it's hard to request someone come back to you #when it feels like they wanted to leave #it really helps that htp has explicitly said I'M NOT LEAVING!! IF YOU THINK I LEFT ON PURPOSE IT'S A LIE FROM YOUR BRAIN!!! #but that was established after last March in which he DID leave but not in a bad way. he was just trying to help #but we decided that it did not help in fact it the opposite of helped #a lot of the time real life throws off my imagination groove

[redfurrycat]

🐓💍🤠The LOTR Proposal🤠💍🐓

Bradley "Don't Think Just Do" Bradshaw buying a ring on his way to Jake Seresin's temporary housing, several days post-mission, (days he spent at Icemav's big house, under the loving care of one Icepops and one injured Mavdad).

After a superb 'mav-style'-mad-running, Bradley arrives at the house, breathless, and says to a confused and sleepy-looking Jake:

"There's good - and some might say VERY good- in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

*gets on one knee and offers Jake the Ring*

"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you for the rest of our lives, if you let me."

"Marry me, My Precious?"

Bonus:

"Wow, Bradshaw, did you get me a lotr mood ring?!"

#hangster #sereshaw #hangaroo #bradley rooster bradshaw x jake hangman seresin #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #1) They're exes still in love and pining extra hard. #2) Jake is a MASSIVE LOTR NERD. #3) Bradley was at first supposed to only tell Jake he still loves him but as he ran past a nerd shop where Rings were display he... #did a solid Nick Bradshaw-style - the buying of a ring completely unplanned and free-style! #*even more stylish what with the ring being a mood ring xD* *Bradley wanted the black one but was in a rush* #4) He WILL give a proper engagement ring later though... but Jake keep the LOTR mood ring with his dog tags <3 #5) Oh and Jake was just having a nightmare in which he wasn't fast enough and the love of his life died in front of him... #so he's in need of Bradley cuddles...and his fiancé will provide eagerly and happily #mushy mood & lotr marathon equal this post apparently xD #for real though I need to buy a lotr ring.... :O <3 #🐈red🐈furry🐈cat🐈tag🐈

[obsessivefangirl]

"Stan favors Mabel and Ford Dipper" WRONG!!!

#We see them interact less due to their personalities. #Mabel is attracted to Stan much quicker #due to her nature of getting on other's good sides and wanting to be friends #as well as outgoing. #While Dipper was still unsure about his feelings of this for all intents and purposes stranger #Mabel would have squeezed her way into his life already. Dipper is not good with people #and insecure #so he takes Stan's jabs seriously just like he does with Mabel. Mabel and Stan have a love language #that include a few insults that have no real feelings in it. #He wouldn't catch on and participate or (depending on when) tell him straight up he doesn't like it. #Dipper is in it for the mysteries and locks himself up while focusing on it. It's on his mind the entire show. #Ford wasn't meant to talk to the kids. He was even avoiding Dipper until an accident happened and he got caught up in the game of ddmd. #Not to mention that the episodes almost always contribute to the story #even filler ones. They may not progress the plot but they will reveal sides of characters or show them growing or changing. #Ford was in it so little that they needed to squeeze the most out of the time which led to little Mabel and him filler. #He didn't have any problems with Mabel unlike how Dipper had some problems with Stan so that wasn't an issue to address #they love each other ur honor #gravity falls #my ramblings

[runawaymarbles]

Skiing yesterday I came across a kid (8ish) who hadn't been able to get off the rope tow where he planned, and was stuck way up in the ungroomed & very steep part of the hill. One ski on, other ski stuck in the snow above him, looked like he had just been crying, and when I got off the rope to help him he said in the most polite British accent,

"I'm in a bit of a pickle."

#to be clear he was British he wasn't just doing the voice #but it was the funniest possible thing he could have said idk why #he also kept going 'I really can't thank you enough' #I honestly did not realize people talked like that in real life #fascinating cultural difference bc I get weirded out by being thanked more than one time #what do you say after 'you're welcome' or 'no problem' or 'kid you are stuck in the trees in sticky snow on like a 30 degree slope #getting you out of there is like basic human decency' #op #skiing

[bibannana]

Fives *looks over at Echo*: You don't need to keep an eye on me. I'm going to be really productive today.

Echo *who has a lot to do*: Hmm. Alright. But you better get all those blasters sparkling or Rex will have your shabla hide.

Fives *scoffs*: 'Course they'll be sparkling once I'm done with them.

Echo *hesitantly leaves Fives alone*: Get it done!

Fives *flops back onto his chair*: Who does he think I am? Of course I'll get those blasters cleaned up.

*Seven hours later Fives standing in the middle of the armoury dancing, a total of 5 blasters polished (not including the one he is currently using as a microphone)*

#fives no #you're left alone for a couple of hours and nothing productive happens #at least it wasn't destructive this time #rex was mad though #he gave fives one job #one job and he doesn't get it done #is this a reflection of real life? #how it can take me an hour just to do something because I get distracted? #maybe #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #captain rex #fives #echo #rex #domino twins #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the clone wars #clone wars #tcw #incorrect clone wars quotes #501st #501st shenanigans

[anakinh]

sorry i'm but a humble dnd player who's too poor to play baldur's gate 3 but gale from baldur's gate 3 dated mystra? Mystra??? The literal goddess of magic Mystra? Fucking spellplague controls the weave mystra? And everyone's fine with that? They're just okay with him being exes with a god?

#me.txt #this is so wild #being a dnd player and watching bg3 from the sidelines is such a funny experience #i saw a gif of a space hamster and immediately recognized it as Boo #he co-authored a book! a very famous hamster #also when bg3 just got big and i was bitter i would see the gifs of people's ocs and catalogue which builds were trash #yes it was very petty. especially since bg3 did some changes to character creation #god... ps5 coming SO SOON. SOON. #gale from baldur gate 3 made an appearance in my actual real life dnd campaign #i wasn't dming #wait. ISN'T GALE LEVEL 1 WHEN YOU MET UP WITH HIM? #oh god he's got one of THOSE players #sorry. again. MYSTRA? she controls the weave #he's a WIZARD #do his fireballs ever just fail to go off? does he blame it on her?