#if the autism tag DOES somehow appear on this post i am SORRY

[sundry-whovengerslocked]

y'all poll, Batfam edition (source)

so I was gonna do this in order of age, but then the tim/cass thing wasn't as funny, so I did it vaguely in order of when they joined the Batfam. except I moved Steph... I dunno. take it as it is, hopefully it's funny!

I considered doing the camp counselor energy one for Babs, but I'm trying not to reuse responses and I already used it in my Doctor Who post.

and yes I fully believe Alfred would be the one writing this poll and purposefully making it silly just to cause chaos. in tandem with my Doctor Who posts does this imply Sarah Jane Smith and Alfred are besties? yes, yes it does. am I mad at it? not at all, that shit is hilarious

disclaimer: I only really know the Batfam from posts and fanfics, so this may be ooc. I know that Dick is definitely a little shit, but I also feel like he gives the appearance of a laid back person and he definitely drinks respect women/enby juice, lol.

huge thanks to @incorrectbatfamandfriends for helping me out! in the title I linked the replies I screenshotted from the original poll, in case you want to try this out yourself!

tag list for the people who made this possible: (sorry if you don't understand, I hope you at least feel included!)

@promiseiwillwrite (somehow your pfp got cut off and I apologize for that, but tbh it makes it funnier because I feel like that's just something that would happen to Bruce)

@saph-has-a-problem

@xellandria

@patricia-the-autism-apprentice

@mauesartetc

@crushpdf

@princessmetroid

@d1phenhydramine

@tomhoppusdelonge

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[pleasantartisanhottea]

ayo, time to Overshare (TM)

what up, my three (3) followers and (i think?) a bot! instead of, idk, writing lol, or Posting Seriously, i am shrieking into The Void.

this is because i am Feeling Some Kind of Way, and i figured the tumblr void would be the best place for me to post about this.

so! in my personal opinion which can be flawed and wrong!

aromantic and autistic solidarity is attaching your aro/autistic-ness to a metaphor and then seeing it get "cured" lol

like, god, i just,,, i read this fic, (which was so good and sweet and so respectful of aro people, and tagged with the main ship, sodon't get me wrong the author's great! they're great), and the one main character couldn't do The Thing everyone else could do, the fic CENTERED around them not doing The Thing, and my little gremlin brain immediately went "oh? aromanticism? y e s" even though The Thing was just triggered by strong emotions, like grief and anger and pain, it was mentioned that Love was a strong motivating factor, and i just latched the fuck on to that... and the fic ended with the Main Character falling in love and doing The Thing. and their crush, when seeing them doing The Thing, went "!!! I knew you would do it! all along!"

ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary friends, THAT FUCKED ME UP. because they were a teenager, like me, and, they did The Thing after falling in love, and i just... god. it might've hit hard because i knew they'd fall in love, but i didn't think they'd Do The Thing, i thought i'd still have something to grasp onto, but... just.

the fact that it was romance that was main character's Event, that it was their time to shine when they fell in love, it just... ;-;

and it feels weird, i dunno, just. i've never seen myself as broken or particularly longed for anything that i can't and have never had, but... i'm feeling things in this Chili's tonight, folks

thank god for that one commenter that quoted a line and went "wow, I saw [insert Thing] as a metaphor for Autism!" and quoted another line and went "the need for Main Character to be happy versus my feelings that The Thing no longer happening are at War" (paraphrasing! didn't wanna post their comment w/o permission) because what a mood.

... yeah, that's it lol. *chucks post and runs*

#aromanticism #aromantic #oversharing #someone stop me why am i here #honestly i'm not going to tag this w autism unless asked to bc god knows i've gotten tired of seeing things tagged that DO NOT belong there #if the autism tag DOES somehow appear on this post i am SORRY #kay time to re-post and hope to god that this works #tea rambles