matty boy is just the sweeeeetest and bestest at aftercare, heโll make sure youโre doing okay, if you need any snacks or water, if you need a bath, if you need a massage, you name it heโs ready.ย
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerโs)
matt LOVES your thighs omfg he loves it when theyโre wrapped around his head while hes eating you out and he loves feeling them up when youโre sitting on his lap or even just sitting next to him at a restaurant
OH AND HES A TIDDY MAN !!!
matt loves his hands, especially when theyโre accesorized with rings and he notices you tend to stare at em a lot so he flexes them on purpose to get you riled up. he loves feeling you clench around them when hes fingering you mmmm
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
matt likes to cum in you or in your mouth mainly because itโll be easy to clean up but im like 99% sure he has a breeding kink so the feeling of him cumming in you gets him so turned on
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he likes to be submissive. he loves when you take control and ride him until he cries he thinks its so hotย
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyโre doing?)
i wanna say matt is experienced but not like pro level, probably like 2 bodies max, like he knows enough to get you going and he would probably do research on how to please you even more ngl and he would love to learn from you if youโre more experienced than he is
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
missionary or the one where you guys are both on your sides like spooning, he loves looking in your eyes and he loves to hold you (and your boobies)
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
i think matt would take this more serious than goofy bc he sees it as sensual and intimate but heโll definitely joke around with you afterwards. he would finish WHILE STILL INSIDE OF YOU then be like โwanna get ice creamโย
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
matt i wanna say is nicely shaved, little to no hair because he wants to feel clean and put together
i donโt think matt cares what you do, he does prefer if you were groomed but then again he doesnโt care just do whatever the fuck you want heโs going down on you no matter what, heโs called matt the munch for a reason
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
matt is a soft dom so he is definitely romantic, but he also loves to get down and nasty and call you a slut at times but he loves praising you especially saying something like โyou look so pretty, taking me so well babyโ AHHHHH
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
i donโt think matt jerks off as often now that he has you, but he definitely will at times hoping you will catch him so you can dick him down
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
blindfolds, he loves seeing you squirm just by his touch not able to see and not knowing what will come next and he also loves to be blindfolded as well when you take control. itโs such a different feeling and it makes his orgasm feel so good
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
the bedroom, itโs a safe spot and you know, what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. BUT he also loves the car, he likes the risk of possibly getting caught and because itโs a small space you guys are really close to each other
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
overstimulation and whining, he loves seeing you try to grab him and push him away when it gets too much for you, he loves to hear you whine and cry for him
N = No (something they wouldnโt do, turn offs)
pegging and threesomes. he doesnโt like to share you
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
OH THIS MAN LOVESSS TO GIVE YOU HEAD !!! he does it for his pleasure and ofc yours but the feeling of you trying to push his head away from sensitivity makes him want to keep going and he loves fingering you while sucking on your clit but heโll never deny receiving from you, just donโt expect him to be quiet because babygirl heโs gonna be whining and groaning so loud
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
honestly it depends on the day, but matt is so sweet he loves the intimacy and the feeling of going slow and deep and he wants to take his time with you but heโll definitely have his rough sex moments
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
matt prefers to take his time with you but heโll never deny a quickie when youโre both feeling it
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
i think matt is open to about anything to a certain extent, he likes to experiment and he lowkey likes the risk of getting caught
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
mmm i wanna say 2-3 rounds average, but if heโs looking to overstimulate you, probably 8 rounds. he has a lot of stamina idk why
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he doesnโt own any himself because he has you but if you were to own a vibrator heโd want you to try it on him. or if you had a dildo heโd probably use it to fuck you as a tease like does this fuck you better than i do baby?โ
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
matt lovessss to tease you. he loves to see you begging for more
he wonโt admit it but he does like when you tease him in publicย
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
matt is more of a groaner and whimperer tbh, he doesnโt dirty talk a whole lot but when he does, oh man you are GONE. heโs so good at dirty talk omg
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
hockey player matt! (like duhhh)
X = X-ray (letโs see whatโs going on under those clothes)
hmmm, iโd say matt is pretty average just a little bigger, he fills you up perfectly, all snug in there, it turns him on to see his bulge through your stomach while heโs fucking you
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
i donโt think heโs THAT horny but heโs just always down to fuck
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
matt would wait until you fall asleep first so he knows youโre doing okay, he would rub your back or pet your hair to make you sleepy and comfortable. itโs rare when he falls asleep before you.
CHRIS VERSION
author's note: hola i made a matt version, i have nothing else to say, goodbye stay sexy mwah <3 HAPPY 1K TO RECKLESSMATT AHHHHHH GRATEFUL FOR ALL YOU SEXIES !!!
๐๐๐ข๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: A. Donaldson x Fem!Reader, T.Duncan x Fem!Reader
๐๐๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: 18+ MDNI, SMUT, Sugar Baby! Reader, Female Manipulator Reader(Wolf in sheeps clothing), Daddies money reader ๐คญ, Age Gap! (Early 30's art and tashi, early 20's reader), power imbalance, language.
๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฒ: When Tashi and Art see Pro! Tennis player reader they cant help but be infatuated. She's just so perfect, on court and off. When she starts moving up in the tennis world, they decide to take up on this oppurtunity. Offering to coach her and take part in her success and her life.
You were used to getting what she wanted, growing up the golden child with daddies money. Always winning, in tennis and in life. Being signed to NIKE. Truly a born stunner. And thats just what tashi and art needed.
When they went to a standford tennis game, only for the nostalgia (lies, they saw you play at standford and needed to have you). Sitting down after finally getting away from the crowds of fans. Thats when they saw you, stretching and getting ready for your match. Getting ready to win.
Seeing you play gave them the rush, the hope they needed. With each grunt, each step you took, each roar of victory. They grew more and more hungry for you. You were so power hungry, so ambitious, just like tashi. Just perfect. After winning the match (of course you did) they came up to you.
"Y/N L/N" tashi spoke walking up to you.
Turning around hearing your name, you were met with the stars of the tennis world.
"Oh my god, tashi duncan, art donaldson. Its amazing to meet you." You beem shaking their hands. "We've been watching you" tashi speaks " you're good, really good." Art finishes for her.
"We would like to make an offer." tashi says, art looking at you up and down. Observing everything you have to offer. "How would you like us to coach you?" Tashi offers. This isnt the first time you've gotten an offer to be coached, theres been many more instances to which you've declined.
But not now, you couldnt pass this up. So you said yes. And the rest is history.
They wanted to make you better at tennis ( they really just wanted to have you to themeselves). You gave them something they both needed. Giving art something perfect to worship, a star. And tashi, a lover and a winner.
They worshiped you, giving you anything and everything you wanted. Making sure their stargirl was always fed and never left hungry. To the victors go the spoils. Shopping sprees, fucking you till you couldnt handle it, even then giving you more. More, more, more, always more, what you deserved.
Controling your each and every move, and you let them. You were really the one in control. Only letting them think they were to boost their ego. Letting them do whatever they wanted, aslong as you got what you wanted.
Now you're here. Art between your legs, drinking in everything you have to give him. Tashi next to you, making sure you'll make her proud at your match tomorrow.
"Mmmm a-art m'gonna cum" you moan out
"Only winners get to cum" tashi whispers in your ear. Shivers going down your spine.
"Are you a winner prinncess?" Tashi asks you, biting your neck. Thats when art cuts her off with a harsh suck to your clit. Whimpering into your cunt when you pull at his hair.
"Answer me now or i wont let you cum" tashi whispers in your ear.
"F- fuck, yes im a winner!" You moan out pathetically
"You gonna win tomorrow? Gonna make us proud, princess?"
"Mhm!" You grab at her, reaching your peak.
And thats what you did, you won. Like a star, a winner, a born stunner.
paring. joshua x reader genre. fluff, bsf!joshua, mutual pining wc. 0.5k warning. reader has periods
synopsis. joshua being the most caring, wonderful boy :(
shua: hey, we r still going on that picnic right?
you: josh im sorry but can we cancel?
you: i woke up with the worst cramps
you: and my apartments still a mess
you: plus i just left a massive stain on my sheets
you: sorry that was tmi
you: but srsly im so sorry for cancelling
you: i promise ill make it up to you
shua: im omw
you: lol what
โ
it isnโt the grand gestures that has your heart fluttering for joshua, instead, itโs the little things, like opening those annoying milk cartons or listening to you rant about the same thing for the umpteenth time or washing your period-stained sheets, like heโs doing now.
here you are, sitting on the toilet, watching your bestfriend apply stain remover on your brand-new white sheets that you had just put on your mattress a few days ago.
you watch the way he checks the sheet with a careful eye, making sure he doesnโt miss a single spot. you watch the way he carefully measures how much detergent he needs to put into the washing machine. you watch the way his eyes turn into crescents as he turns to you and chirps, "all done!โ
all you can do in response is grunt while clutching your stomach, resulting in joshua shooting you an sympathetic pout. he walks over to you and helps you up, guiding you to a chair in your bedroom, sitting you down then going off to cover your bare mattress with new sheets.
โyou really didnโt have to come,โ you say, watching him lift one corner of the bed.
โi wanted to.โ he chuckles, tucking the sheet underneath the mattress, โi told you, donโt worry about it."
you let out a guilty sigh, he could be doing anything he wanted on a thursday at 10am, he couldโve just let you handle this all by yourself.
โbut i can do this all myselfโฆ im not some helpless kid.โ
โwell, yeah. you can do it by yourself, but, i want to do it for you.โ you let out a sigh in response, โis it so bad letting someone help you out for once?โ he gives you a small smile, โyouโre not gonna kick me out just for wanting to spend time with my best friend, right?โ
โi guess i won't.โ
throughout the day joshua runs around your apartment making sure your needs were met. from making sure youโve eaten, making sure the house is clean and making sure your cravings donโt say cravings for too long; even leaving during your haikyuu marathon to go buy you a crookie that you didnโt finish โ falling asleep half way through eating it.
joshua crooks his neck to see you passed out on his shoulder, making him smile. he presses a gentle kiss on the top of your head then rests his head on yours.
for joshua, itโs the little things that make him fall for you just a bit more.
thank you for reading until the end!!
a/n. its beenโฆ WAY too long ive literally missed writing sm anyways heres a short one. i love writing josh bc hes genuinely the sweetest boy on the planet and hes literally so domestic what the frick
summary: just some oikawa fluff tbh <3 these are just cute little headcanons i wanted to write down because it wouldn't leave my brain. smitten!oikawa x nerdy!gn!reader (also ik i have so many fics to finish im so sorry i'm literally playing volleyball and hiking every single week in between work and everything else! i will get to it all i promise!)
warnings: none!
word count: 1.0k words
was listening to so high school by taylor swift thinking of smitten!oikawa x nerdy!reader because of the line "you know how to ball, i know aristotle" and i'm just <3333
smitten!oikawa who would attend all of your debates, mathlete competitions, essay readings, poetry slams, whatever it was that you were doing for your thousandth extra curricular in between uni classes, he is SAT. whether there are 10 people in attendance or 100, he makes sure to show up for you as excited and supportive as you are for his volleyball games.
he thinks you're the cutest when you're in the zone, chewing on that adorable bottom lip he loves to nip at when kissing you while you think. he makes sure to tell people loudly that you're with him, that he's your boyfriend, and that you're the smartest person he's ever met.
one time, he showed up with noise makers for a debate and you had to stifle a laugh every time he hollered your name while using the teal-coloured clappers he'd kept from his high school volleyball days to make sure you could hear him over the large audience. his face, determined to cheer you on as he stood, all 6 feet of him towering over the audience of stuffy academics, was on full display as he wore a headband that had your name on it. it didn't matter to him if everyone else thought he was doing too much, all that mattered was your toothy grin as you bit back your laughโ relaxing under the mounting pressure of the stage lights as you come up to debate the final topic of the night. he rushes up to you immediately after your univerisity's named the winner, hugging you and cradling you against him as if you'd run a triathlon, cupping your face to give you a tender kiss as he celebrates you.
smitten!oikawa who thinks the world of you and finds any reason to come over to your dorm after volleyball practice to "study" (he just wants an excuse to be around you and kiss you until your lips are swollen)โ "sorry, baby! you just look so hot when you're concentrating, you bite your lip and everything and, fuck, does this reading reealllyy need to be done by tonight?"
smitten!oikawa who'll sneak you into the volleyball courts after practice just to show you what he's working on, practicing there for hours or until you two get caught while you work on your assignments. he just loves having you around there, it makes him feel more at home in a space that can often feel combative for him, whether he's teaching you the basics of volleyball so you can hit them back and forth with him or you're doing your readings on the court as he practices serves. the grin he has widens when you tell him one day that listening to his footsteps as he practices helps you concentrate, and he promises to sneak you in even more. smitten!oikawa who loves that you know what to do if he ever has an injury, calling you all sorts of nicknames like "my cute nurse" or "my pretty doc" while you snort at his giddiness at having your hands on him.
smitten!oikawa who knows at this point which exact floor, room, and table you're at in the library at any given hour. always excited to bound over, sometimes dragging iwa with him, just to drop off your favourite drink and watch you study for a little until iwa tells him off for being a weirdo. "i'm not being a weirdo! i'm admiring my lovely, adorable, smartโ" he's cut off by iwa saying goodbye to you as he drags toru off to practice lest they be late again because your boyfriend is wrapped around your finger.
smitten!oikawa who will use any excuse to ask you about something he's curious about. loving how you almost always seem to know what he's talking about or, if you don't, how easily you admit your lack of knowledge in that area, offering to help him look things up to satiate his curiosity. smitten!oikawa who loves to do this around people just so he can wrap his arm over your shoulders, grinning and bragging about how smart you are. smitten!oikawa who can't read anything without asking you a question just to get your attention on him for even a second, who will ask for a random fact, for help on a crossword puzzle, for the correct spelling of somethingโ going so far as to call you for the most minute things that you know he knows but he can't help it. he just loves hearing your voice.
smitten!oikawa who gets all pouty and whiny whenever you have to leave his place early to tutor first years because you're a TAโ "you should be tutoring me instead!" who rolls his eyes and huffs when you giggle at his whininess and only relents to let you go from his grasp when you promise him that you'll be back early and you two can go on a date, no distractions, no tutoring, just you two. who will grin and kiss you hard at the promise, his hand cradling the back of your neck firmly so he can get his fill of you.
smitten!oikawa who surprises you at your graduation despite having left for Argentina a month ago with a massive bouquet of flowers for you and an even bigger smile on his face as he hollers your name while you cross the stage. oikawa who savours the shock and delight on your face, the slight blush at the unexpected visit from him, and the tears in your eyes when you realize he'd made sure to book the day off just to watch you walk the stageโ missing a game, something he swore he'd never do. oikawa who envelops you easily in his arms as you run to him, lifting you with an ease you've only ever known from him as you giggle into his hair. who kisses you tenderly, brushing stray hair from your face, fixing your cap as he moves your tassle over to the correct side, and murmurs, "congratulations, baby. wouldn't have missed it for the world. you kidding me? my beautiful, smart, darling is getting a stadium of people clapping and cheering for them for being the smartest person here and you think i'm gonna miss that for anything?"
dyou remember my previous ask? you've written it so well and im so in love
so i was thinking what if we do a part two, after a few dates or so, with K (kisses) and N (nights)??
already giggling :))))
Sequel, sequel, sequel!!!
(never been great at writing kiss scenes, but...hey, practice makes perfect, right?)
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) and N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) for Colt!
Dates with Colt were the best dates you had ever been on.
You had both agreed to keep it low-key while the film was finishing shooting, your dates not much different from how you had hung out as friends โ but tonight was your first date since filming had finished and both you and Colt had made your way back to your respective homes in LA.
You didnโt know about Colt, but you had been so excited you hadnโt even bothered unpacking your bags, focused instead of doing all the date prep you could possibly think of. Youโd gotten your hair touched up at the salon, gone for a wax, bought yourself a cute new dress that you hoped Colt would like as much as you did.
Now you were perched nervously on your sofa, watching the clock on your phone screen, waiting for Colt to knock on your door.
Luckily โ although probably not by chance โ the second the clock turned from 18:59 to 19:00, there was a light knock on the door of your apartment.
You basically leapt up from the sofa and sprinted to the front door, pausing only to take a deep breath before opening the door with a smile.
If you had thought you were happy to be going on this date, then Coltโs expression put you to shame. He beamed down at you, wearing a smile so wide you were certain it was hurting his cheeks โ but it was entirely genuine. You knew Colt, knew he couldnโt fake an expression that earnest, and it made your heart flutter to see how over-joyed he was to see you.
โHi, um, these are for you.โ Colt said after clearing his throat, breaking a silence you hadnโt even noticed and gently nudging a beautiful bouquet of all different kinds of pink, orange, and yellow flowers: โBeautiful flowers for a beautiful girl.โ
โOh, Colt.โ you cooed, inhaling the sweet floral smell rising from the bouquet: โTheyโre gorgeous.โ
โSo are you.โ Colt murmured, managing to sound entirely honest and sweet even as he looked appreciatively at the high hemline of your dress.
You grinned cheekily up at him, making sure to put a little more sway in your step when you turned to find a glass of water for the flowers โ laughing when Colt let out a quiet wolf whistle.
You grabbed your coat, and followed Colt out to his truck, allowing him to help you up with a big, hot hand on your hip before he closed the door behind you and you watched as he hustled round the front of the truck, and was next to you in less than a moment, beaming as he turned on the truck and some classic rock started playing through the speakers as he pulled out of the parking lot.
Despite your faux-pleading during the journey, Colt refused to tell you where you were going on this date, only crowing that you would love it. You assured him that that was never in doubt, but you still had no idea where you were going until Colt pulled into a queue for โ
โA drive-in movie?โ you gasped, bouncing up and down excitedly in your seat.
โI remember you saying that were a romantic staple.โ Colt smirked, obviously proud of himself - and rightly so: โAnd since theyโre showing The Notebook, another entry on your list of romantic staples, I knew youโd love it.โ
You resisted the urge to squeal โ but only just. Instead, you leaned in to press a long kiss to Coltโs cheek: โYouโre the best.โ
โWell, I donโt know about thatโฆโ Colt replied modestly, although you could see how pleased he was by the comment.
You just couldnโt believe how sweet he was.
The quiet dates while you were working together, this date now you were no longer co-workers: the flowers, the drive-in cinema showing your favourite movie, the way he pulled a blanket out from the truck bed before he went to the concession standโฆhe was just perfect.
How you had managed to win him over, youโd never know, but now you had, you werenโt ever going to let him doubt how much you appreciated him.
The moment he returned with your drink and popcorn, you pounced: pulling him into the truck and taking the snacks away from him, resting them on the dashboard.
Colt looked surprised, but he didnโt get a chance to ask what you were doing before you flung your arms around his neck and pulled him in for a kiss.
You never wouldโve known youโd surprised him by kissing him; his hands instantly went to your waist, gripping tight enough to send a shiver down your spine, but no tighter, even when he used that hold to ยญlift you โ while still kissing you, the casual show of strength setting off butterflies in your stomach โ into his lap.
He kissed you gently: one hand raising to rest on your cheek so he could tilt your head to the side, allowing him to deepen the kiss.
The kiss was sweet and hot and Colt tasted like toothpaste, but you barely noticed when he nipped at your lip before licking away the sting.
Not to be outdone, you nipped him right back โ and a little rougher โ shivering slightly when Colt moaned softly in response โ and then moaning yourself when he abruptly pulled back:
โThe movie,โ Colt said half-heartedly, as if he was worried about you missing the film, even if he wanted to keep kissing.
But you werenโt missing anything, not when it was to make out with Colt: โYouโre way better looking than Noah Calhoun anyway.โ
Thinking about that Zhihu AU where Tang Seng's disciples were Erlang Shen, Sun Wukong, and Bull Demon King instead.....
[ID: 1. An illustration of Erlang Shen, Sun Wukong, and Bull Demon King from the waist-up. Erlang Shen is wearing a weimao and a purple yuanlingpao archer-style with the left lapel flipped out. His two inner robe layers are checkered blue and purple-ish off-white. He has a snow leopard pelt at his waist. Sun Wukong is in his typical pilgrimage outfit, chewing on a piece of willow with his arms crossed. Bull Demon King has his arm around SWK's shoulder, leaning against him. He has a leopard pelt across his chest and a dark red scarf around his shoulders, with a red banbi and off-white inner robe. His other hand is on his mixed-iron rod, which is placed on his shoulder.
2. A translated screenshot from the aforementioned Zhihu thread. It reads "่ฅฟๅคฉ่ทฏ่ตฐ็ๅคช้กบๅฉ็ ๏ผๆๅ่ๆ ่ This path to the Western Heaven is too smooth. I'm actually bored." End ID]
anybody remember the stephanie brown essay I was working on under a research grant fully last summer? yeah itโs not done yet it super needs to be done and Iโve been avoiding working on it for weeks. someone tell me to just do it already
shinichi was killed by aptx 4869 but for some reason kaito was in tropical land as well and passed by where shinichi's dead body was, touched him, and brought him back to life.
kaito is aware he can bring dead things back to life with one touch since he was a kid. heโs also aware that the second touch will kill it again. permanently.
he has most of his resurrection experiences with his doves and flowers
the thought that he could possibly resurrect a human did cross his mind but what's the use when the one person he wanted to bring back didn't even have a body left to touch
so sue him if he accidentally touches a dead body he previously thought was someone just passed out.
there's a noticeable red glow that shines on the stranger that has happened enough to his doves and flowers he revived before to know exactly what he has done.
shinichi wakes up disoriented but completely sure that the searing heat and the pain on his chest earlier should've killed him yet there he was, alive. with a splitting headache and a bad taste in his mouth, yes, but alive.
kaito dumbly opens with, "you're alive...oh FUCK, you were dead!"
shinichi who still canโt see straight says, โwhich one is it, i canโt tell.โ
shinichi sits up and tries to steady himself on the wall but instead weakly flails his hand towards kaito.
"NO! DONโT TOUCH ME!"
โokay...iโm not sure if iโm dead or not but iโm pretty sure iโm not contagious.โ
kaito puts on his KID gloves and pulls shinichi up who's still looking dazed and confused.
"listen, i know you're a little disoriented what with all th- shit! your head is bleeding. okay *deep breathes* come with me but do NOT touch me."
"you're the one holding my hand"
"not the UNCLOTHED parts of me"
"I wasn't planning to ๐"
"OH MY GOD ๐"
i still have 2 other variations of pushing daises kaishin au left ;)
this is mean but some people in college seem so unhappy and like they are only there bc pressure from their family, if that was me I'd just drop out (i did drop out my first year bc expenses + the degree i wanted wasnt offered)(im being anti-growth, as usual)
what is it with these weird americans claiming that racism is no longer a thing just because where they live is somewhat regulated or whatever and all that bullshit????