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saelterlude · 2 months
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Why aren't you with me. Cheng Xiaoshi...
Clean ver. and ref under cut.
LMAo, yeah the ref was a cute Guo Hongxu Lu Guang being embarassed and loafing.
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kitti-lee · 2 months
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Major huskerdust vibes
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bunubunss · 23 days
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oh dungeon puppets . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖
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kynimdraws · 27 days
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Saw fanart of het Yosante (fem!Yone and regular K'sante) on twitter....bro K'sante is the first OPENLY GAY champion and someone had to offend me with het....so I drew this out of spite LOL
Not my best fem!K'sante design but I wanted it out of my system Plus I don't do genderbend/cisswaps/whatever they are called nowadays by default so....
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bitter-panacea · 1 year
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Come on, Hershel! For old time's sake!
(Des has decades of messing with his little brother to catch up to)
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princeyralsei · 5 months
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Haven't finished Undertale Yellow yet but I really want Martlet to be Berdly's cool mom or aunt I LOVE HER SM SHES SO REAL
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himenarii · 11 months
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PLEASURE ME TILL I CAN’T WALK , ‘KAY ?♡
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 ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ pairing: svarog x milf!afab reader
❥ synopsis: you‘re so frustrated these days because your husband could never make you feel pleasure during sex. being clara’s caretaker , you go to svarog’s base to do your daily job , but a dirty thought comes to mind…
❥ warnings: smut. nsfw themes , cheating(?) , overstimulating , usage of sex toys
❥ make sure to check out my main , @kawanari
YOUR HUSBAND NEVER MADE YOU SATISFIED.
No matter how hard he tried , it didn’t make up for his lack of size. Not only that , but he didn’t see the point in sex. Only when you’ve begged him to fuck you did he ever make out with you- but those sessions were always short , because he was a busy man.
Of course , you were a busy woman as well. You worked as a caretaker of a sweet little girl named Clara who you wouldn’t mind at all if she was your daughter. You spent most of the day in the base she resided in , where her other caretaker , apparently called Svarog , was in.
Because the two of you often met with you going to the base for your job , you have grown relatively close buddies with him. He was a robot , of course- but he was capable of making smooth conversation. He was also rather respectful and polite , which easily earned your trust.
But today , you came to work frustrated. The area between your thighs ached and longed for pleasure and stimulation- but it didn’t get what it wanted last night. You were pent up , restless , and hornier than before.
So when you arrived at Svarog’s base to get to work , your face was a bright pink blush.
He had come to greet you. You smile and greet him back , but your odd expression doesn’t go unnoticed. Svarog scans your face briefly , and the scan results are reported.
“ Scan complete. Expression of sexual arousal , distress , and libido. ”
Your face heated up and you quickly glance around , afraid Clara was around to witness this , but thankfully she didn’t seem to be nearby.
“ Do you require assistance? Clara is approximately 106.7 meters away. Risk level is low. ”
And here you were , undressing yourself in front of the giant robot , his red sensor painting the room red. It was a mechanical parts room , filled with dozens of gadgets and parts littered around.
Because he calculates that your tight hole isn’t big enough yet to take him on , he first stimulates you using a sleek iron rod that seems like a robot’s sensor.
It caught you off guard when it vibrated inside your pussy , wetness filling the brim and you moan out of the pleasure you needed so much.
Svarog is calculating and cold. He changes the toys that pleasure you into bigger and bigger parts- first a sensor , next an iron orb , then a robot’s arm.
During the third stage of the toys being put into your aching pussy , you were practically a moaning mess. He was so calculating that he just knew where to hit to make you cum all over yourself. But soon enough you weren’t satisfied , and you continued to beg and whine for him to put in his robotic cock already.
And once he does , good lord you gasp out loud. He’s a robot , so he has the freedom to change his cock size with ease. It’s not human-sized- and you whine and whimper when it nudges against your hole , your slick coating the shiny metal.
It doesn’t take long before Svarog is relentlessly pounding into you. Too bad he couldn’t breed in a kid into you , but his continuous stimulation is enough to pleasure your greedy pussy.
Probably a little too much— because he doesn’t really know when to stop. He’s basically torturing your hole and you start feeling hot tears run down your cheeks to ruin all your makeup , your thighs shivering by his cock penetrating your insides.
And by the time you have to get home , you’re a whiny , moaning mess because it’s still not enough. You dress up again and get home and you’re quick to fix your makeup before you open the door to greet your husband.
“ Babe , I’m home ~.. ”
“ You look a little sick. Your legs are shaking too. Something the matter? ” your husband inquires , and you just laugh nervously , hoping he didn’t see the sticky mess just behind your skirt.
“ No , just a little tired. Good night. ”
Every day when you came to work after that , you were excited- Svarog didn’t have a need for stamina and could fuck your brains out the entire day. But obviously that was once Clara went outside.
Svarog knows what to do to keep humans—you , entertained. He’s always a different size , a different shape when you see him , just so you could gasp out in surprise of the different sensations.
It’s scary how much pleasure he could make you feel. Did your husband know , that every night after he got to sleep , you were fingering yourself , moaning out someone else’s name , instead?
That someone wasn’t even human.. but lord , Svarog made you feel pleasure so sweet that you were basically addicted to it. All you could think about before you fell asleep was his massive robotic cock sending you into pure bliss.
Thats right , you became Svarog’s little whore.
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madame-mongoose · 1 year
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i beg for the ooie spice.
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Sighs okay fine
this is non canon and also old dont look at me
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lugwen · 16 days
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for all the boat boys enjoyers out there: i need you to listen to this song immediately
'cause CMON u cant tell me this wasn't written for THEM
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youtube
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miinatozakiii · 29 days
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hi... april fools!
i won't be leaving anytime soon (i hope), sorry for the scare!
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Reblog to give your mutuals an Urby
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lavellander · 2 years
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yes i drew a comic of my own text post im sorry
bonus hawke (they/she), who has been trying to lead varric to this particular revelation for the last 11 years:
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meldoesart16 · 7 months
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I found an old meme that I made a year ago lol
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fierce-sims · 3 months
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Estoy perturbado y horrorizado 😦😂 Me niego a creer que Pascal acueste con esa cosa.
I am disturbed and horrified. I refuse to believe Pascal sleeps with that thing.
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bukkitbrown · 1 year
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Reverse mermaid
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petrerpkr · 12 days
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I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
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