#im unprepared

[lightasthesun]

IT'S THE THINGS WE LOVE MOST THAT DESTROY US

#the trailer was epic #Donald Sutherlands voice took me out #im unprepared #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas spoilers

[urapocolypticcrush]

the fact we’re actually getting a love song from conan is hard to believe. like i dont think im ready people.

#conan gray #im not ready #im unprepared #im scared

[floranzi]

24 dan and phil games videos.... i am soooo not ready

#remembered again.... #im unprepared #dnp #dan and phil

[slytherinshua]

guys i got the ticket if you never hear from me again know i'm probably watching lucy stages in prep and crying

#zanna speaks?? #vip too bro #i will be SEEING these men #soundcheck #and hi-bye #and and and #AND GROUP PHOTO #i am never recovering. #i will never recover #im unprepared #im not ready #but i am so ready at the same time

[lottiemilfews]

camina drummer in the expanse 5x03 - mother

#LOOSE HAIR DRUMMER! IM EXPERIENCING AN EMERGENCY #the expanse #theexpanseedit #scifiedit #wlwedit #tvedit #expanseblog #pocfiction #femalecharacters #camina drummer #cara gee #my post #*m.gif #what do i DO im not okay. #i FORGOT she ever lets her hair down and i was. unprepared. #using my newly acquired power for gay #mother indeed.

[ln4-llingforu]

oscar sir....i was not familiar...

(I was INCREDIBLY familiar)

#im going feral #i was unprepared #i'm 💦💦💦 #OBSESSED #im on my knees #oscar piastri smut #oscar piastri #f1 smut

[lotus-pear]

akai art for beloved tumblr mutual @itotypes <33 (it's a bsd x atla au btw if anyone wants to check it out.. although i wouldn't recommend it for the weak hearted)

fic name: akai || author: @/itotypes on ao3

#literally did this from character descriptions in the fic i couldn't find a reference itoooo im so sry 😭😭 #rly hope i remembered the bottom scene correctly?? i think chuuya was wearing dazais clothes bc he didnt want earth nation attire💀 #anyway that scene was so hot i was biting back screams the entire time #ALSO I FOUND OUT I CANT DRAW FRECKLES.. WHY IS IT SO HARD #speaking of which dazai looks so cute w freckles and a tan and black hair im investing hes so so cute in this au😭 #i don't even read fics so i was very mentally unprepared for the ending.. ito could've shot me it would've hurt less #anyway forcing all my mutuals to go read akai rn. it's required #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[danmeichael]

it's really cute when a character is completely obsessively devoted to someone they are entirely aware is toxic. submissive not because they're naive but because they are completely content with being taken advantage of.

#i like when it isn't just pure ''oh i love you no matter what'' and is in fact an all-consuming sort of madness #spiraling them ever-closer to destroying themselves and their beloved if they don't comply. #''you can take advantage of me. i am a tool for you in exchange for you being mine. but being mine is non-negotiable'' #''and you have already signed the contract by biting first'' sort of vibes #lamb with poisonous blood and a wolf out of their depth and unprepared for how hungry the lamb's obsession is. moe. #not fandom #what im saying is i like when both parties in the relationship are a little fucked up

[starstruckodysseys]

love that gorgug just sounds like. anxious this season bc that was literally me junior year. what do you mean i have to start thinking about my future?? i’m literally just chilling??

#idk why i wrote this like i was a junior so long ago #i’m only five months into my senior year #i started researching colleges in MAY of junior year i was so unprepared #i still am tbh. ignore that i’ve gotten into almost all of the ones i applied to im still unprepared #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #gorgug thistlespring

[lbhslefttiddie]

youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either. and is also still, sort of, a sex flower

from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way

#arts #shen qingqiu #svsss #listen im not saying that ive spent a cumulative half a year reading this fic and then trying to make an arts for it #and then getting frustrated and stopping because i couldn't figure out how to make sqq shimmery enough #but like. im not NOT saying that #this is the FOURTH time ive started something for this bitch it haunts my fucking dreams and yet the opalescent glittery sqq evades me #perhaps you o unlearned fool look at this and say hmm that's too many colour layers and glowy effects but oh how wrong you are #if it doesnt make you literally fall over yourself at how otherworldly and radiant he is then there is room for improvement yet #perhaps you look at this and you think Wow!!! this gives me literally NO ideas what this fic is about #well Let Me Tell You. i have no fucking idea how to summarize this fic #its not often the tags in a fic give me pause but i saw this and as i read the tags i was increasingly just like What #but i have no idea how to describe it. the tags arent NOT accurate but i was SO unprepared for what happened in like an extremely pos way #if i were tagging this i think i would give it the no archive warnings apply label if that matters to you #the author seemed they wanted to leaned towards over caution rather than risk missing anything re tags because This Is A Weird Fic #but oh my fucking god #i am gripping you by the shoulders i cannot stress enough how charming it is #brilliant characterization especially with airplane in the first scene #and also so much fucking funnier than i thought possible for the general setting summary tags and buildup #its just. ough. its good

[krotiation]

i haven't seen anyone make rhys a bard in a fantasy au which is a crime frankly so i had to draw it... plus necromancer jack bc duh

#i actually dont have a directive for this au or whatever it is i just needed an excuse to draw elven bard rhys tbh #why would jack be looking for him? no clue but maybe we can mix in a lil bit of siren rhys in this or sth #look im really unprepared for this post but i dont have the energy to dwelve on it too much KJDSHGJS #borderlands #tales from the borderlands #rhys strongfork #handsome jack #vaughn the money man #rhack #fanart

[ch1zzie]

Forgot to show but it was due today and BOOM done today (almost died) here wallet

Crying garlic bread noises

#welcome home #wally darling #partycoffin #wh #yeaaaa sooo im not VERYYY like “WOAH THIS IS AWESOME” I'm more like “yep i tried” but still happy that i got it done #MY WINTER BREAK STARTED TODAY TOO #now have to work on the thing my buddy wanted #myeh im wordless idk what else to say #one of my friends said cat eyes #wally a car #used homemade clay and watercolor paint #i was WAY unprepared wuh woh #yeah idk what else to say #CHRISTMAS IS CLOSE GAAHHH #CHRISTMAS

[alagaesia-headcanons]

I've Had A Thought. I was thinking about the scene where Eragon is reminiscing over Brom's message to him as his father, and how Eragon is confounded and troubled that he in no way mentioned Murtagh. I found it a little sad that, for whatever reason, Brom decided Murtagh didn't bear mentioning. Then it crossed my mind to consider the possibility that Brom didn't know about Murtagh at all.

As it turns out, Eragon actually does think about it in that scene- he says, "He must have known about Murtagh. He couldn't not have." And admittedly I don't think this is the most likely scenario or that it's now my personal interpretation of canon, but the idea really has captivated me. Because it actually does fit within the facts! (the new book notwithstanding)

Brom was a gardener at Morzan's estate for three years, and while it's probably more likely that he learned about Murtagh in that time, I think it's certainly feasible for him to never know. Morzan was very determined to keep him hidden and took a lot of precautions to ensure just that. Oromis said Morzan forced all his servants to swear fealty and Brom found a flaw in his wards to infiltrate, and possibly he was able to do so because a job as a gardener didn't require such strict oaths because it wasn't in proximity to Murtagh.

Again, it may not be the most likely, but I can absolutely believe Selena might not have told him either. She also would have been aware of the serious danger Murtagh was in and would've wanted him to stay hidden. Even after Brom told her who he was and she started working with the Varden, she might have kept it secret. For one, Brom's hatred of Morzan is described as extreme and all consuming, and that it never waned with time. Even if she came to believe that Brom wouldn't harm Murtagh, she might not have trusted he could look at him kindly. And of course, telling him about her child with Morzan also risked damaging their relationship considering that they were lovers. Then there's the possibility that Selena did build all this necessary trust to tell Brom about Murtagh if he wasn't aware of him already, but it was too late for her to discuss it with him before she died. So I think it is conceivable that Brom actually never knew about Murtagh's existence.

Where this concept really shines is in an AU where Brom survives after Murtagh saves them from the Ra'zac. I've always liked these, and I sometimes toy with my own, but there's so many ways Brom could react and I've never been able to settle on one well enough to get invested in it. But I find this SUCH a fascinating take on it (especially if you wave off the detail that Murtagh's voice sounds ~exactly like~ Morzan's, which I tend to do). Brom recovers and meets their rescuer, and he has no idea he's looking at Morzan and Selena's son. Murtagh seems terribly familiar, but Brom has been relentlessly haunted by his past for so long now that he doesn't put much stock in the perceived similarities. Meanwhile, Murtagh realizes that Brom truly does not know that he's the son of the man he murdered, a precarious but welcome relief. Because he doesn't know- up until Murtagh's confession in the valley.

Brom is stunned by disbelief. It can't be true, Morzan had no children, because surely he would know, surely-! But another thought dawns on him, drowning out the memories of Morzan, because who could have been the mother of his child other than his wife: Selena? And Murtagh is looking at him with fear, fear that he'll turn on him because he shares the blood of the man Brom hated most. It's heart wrenching, because even as part of his mind tells him that maybe he should scorn him, Brom is looking at this man who single handedly saved him from the brink of death and saved Eragon and Saphira from far worse at the hands of Galbatorix, and who has given them extraordinary devotion ever since.

In his core, he accepts the truth of Murtagh's claim as he explains his past and recounts the story of his parents exactly how Brom knows it to be. The paradigm shift sends him reeling. Murtagh believes Brom is affected only because of his past with Morzan; he has no way of knowing what he felt for Selena. He still glances at him nervously, especially as he admits that he briefly intended to serve Galbatorix, yet then there's also a spark of trust and gratitude- maybe even hope- in his eyes when Brom doesn't rescind the way he vouched for him when they were stopped inside the gates. How could he? Murtagh has accomplished one thing neither Morzan nor Selena ever did: escape.

Despite everything, his aching heart feels something fiercely like pride. He would not dare ruin that for him.

Then to further prove the truth, like the world is laughing at his years of ignorance, Ajihad recognizes him, because after Murtagh was brought to Uru'baen, the Varden's spies informed him of Morzan's son. But of course, that was after Brom cut himself off and started living in Carvahall, so he never learned of that discovery. "Morzan's son" is said over and over, but in Brom's mind, that idea is far eclipsed by Selena's son. He's hurt and ashamed to realize he never knew something so significant about the woman he loved. And he feels guilty that Murtagh struggled for so long in Uru'baen because no one was there to save him when he was left helplessly alone. Brom must have been so close to him when he arrived right after Selena's death, but he just didn't know.

Brom is utterly at a loss. How can he process Murtagh- the child of Selena and Morzan, Eragon's half brother, and in a certain sense, his own stepson? What can he do now? He was already so terrified of telling Eragon the truth of being his father, and now he has another staggering revelation to inflict on Eragon and Murtagh both. The prospect feels terrifyingly impossible, but keeping his secrets has grown even more painful. Watching how easily and how well Eragon and Murtagh get along is now bitterly ironic. Even without knowing it, Murtagh is a great older brother, waiting vigilantly near his side after the battle. The injury Durza inflicted scared Brom in a way he can't put into words; he simply could not bear to lose Eragon. How could he risk that happening without telling Eragon how much he loves him and values him as his son? But telling him truth could be the quickest way to lose him. And now, with Murtagh, he has more to lose than he ever realized.

-And because Murtagh deserves it, I like all these changes resulting in the Twins never getting the chance to kidnap him, and so Brom has to figure out how to make the three of them into a family <3

#eragon #inheritance cycle #brom #murtagh #selena #morzan #eragon shadeslayer #murtagh acquires dad number 3 #As He Deserves!!! #every few week a new ic au possesses me for a hot sec #broms inner monologue is just constant stressed screaming #my man is so unprepared for everything thats going on #(the one real hitch w the premise is how oromis knew so much if brom never found out about murtagh but no way im gonna let that stop my fun

[lavender-rroses]

hey guys. i haven’t drawn anything substantial for weeks so. doodles be upon ye

edited to add the colored ver :-)

#jrwi riptide #jrwi #doodles #oc art #i wanted to draw edyn in pinterest clothes lol #im so exhausted it’s crazy #recovering from tech week with an essay im so very unprepared for <3 #lavrose art #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #jay ferin #edyn tidestrider

[lineffability]

okay but the real question about The Ball episode is that IF they dance (getting my hopes neither up nor down) but if they dance.....the moves. what will they be. the m o v e s

I know we're all imagining sappy romantic waltzing with Gazing™ and Longing™ but also....theres 80s disco Crowley and enthusiastic Gavotte aziraphale??? ANYTHING could happen on that dance floor, are you prepared??

#good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #aziraphale x crowley #i for one am ready but wholly unprepared #the dream acenario would of course be BOTH #a ridiculous busting of moves and limbs #and then the cliche music switch....ohno its a slow song ohnooo we have to move closer together i guess.... #the gazing.....i want it ngl im just a lil shippy baby

[ktsghost]

sketch? doodle? or whatever from a few weeks ago idk i just wanted to draw Bart

[id: black and white sketch of Bart, Kon, and Tim. Bart is closest and is looking off to the side, clearly bored/agitated. In the background, Tim and Kon are sitting next to each other making out]

#it’s exam week I can’t draw anything good #im incredibly unprepared #dc #young Justice #young just us #conner kent #kon el #Tim Drake #Robin #Superboy #impulse #Bart Allen #timkon #my art