#impossible!

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Hey girlie, I'm such a big fan of yours!! I think your work is PHENOMENAL, like IM LITERALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EVERYTIME YOU POST. So, the other day, me and my baby cousin were watching Frozen. And you know how there is this one big sweet guy that got mad because he got offended (I think his name is Oaken? You can look him up) and I IMMEDIATELY thought of König. Imagine him having his own little wooden shop( like that man from Frozen) up in the cold Alps, and one day, our dear Engel comes through the door, shivering from the big snow storm outside, saying that she's seeking shelter at least until the storm outside subsides. What would König do?

Omg this is just another cabin König to me! But with a pinch of silliness 🧚🏼‍♀️

Guy wanted some solitude after failing in life big time, he has no interest in socializing (or so he tells himself at night), he’s perfectly happy here in the middle of nowhere with no one to hold close his heart when there’s a blizzard outside…

Even hot chocolate tastes better alone, yeah, and ski trips are nice when you can set the pace yourself and admire the mountains with no one in sight. It’s not like he ever imagined a cute girl beside him on those warm sunny days when the snow looks like gelato and glitter, just the sort of thing he'd wrestle her into and then steal a kiss...

Nor does he miss the sound of soft, light-hearted giggle as he skis downhill to his cabin and heats up the sauna, wondering how lucky he is that there’s so few customers here and all of them are men. Otherwise he would have to be careful when he’s walking around in nothing but a towel–

The bell chimes, and someone comes in, of course it’s a woman, the first woman he’s seen in these parts or in his little shop ever. And here he is, sheened in sweat... Wearing only a thin white towel about his waist, the linen already wet and clinging to his thighs from the heat of the sauna.

There's an actual woman standing inside his humble tradepost, looking like a creature born from wind and snow, like a little Christmas tree decoration that has frosting all over it.

Cute little lips, a kissable mouth; that’s the first thing he notices on her, and he never thought of kissing Christmas decorations before… Men usually look like ice devils when they arrive inside his hut, but this little lady only looks like a winter night’s spirit, a little confused and lost. Her spirit eyes are glued to his junk before they rise to meet his softening stare, and who can blame her for staring when the first thing she sees upon coming in is a half naked man?

“Uh, welcome,” he manages to say while his cock gives a happy little jump under the towel as well, giving its own excited welcome to this woman.

She'd not dressed properly at all for a weather like this – why anyone would insist on wearing a dress in these temperatures is beyond him, but if he was her, uhm, brother or father, he would never have allowed her to go outside without proper winter gear.

Poor thing looks like she’s freezing to death, the bottom half of her dress coated in crystalline snow. If he had known that this lady was out there, trying to get somewhere warm, he would’ve come to her rescue at once…

“Um. Are you the shop owner…?” She asks delicately, still hugging herself from the attempt to stay warm.

“Yes. I mean, no... Uh… This is a trading post,” he stutters with his words, as if talking to women was somehow completely different than talking to men.

She furrows her brows and examines his body again, not at all interested in the items he has in stock. No woman has ever seen him in this state, no woman has ever looked at him like he’s the item here. She looks like she’s not sure if she wants to buy him or not.

“There’s also a sauna,” he says with a hint of pride in his voice, because he is damn well proud to have such luxury here. “Do you want to come…?”

“Do I want to come to the sauna…? With you?”

“No, I mean, you can go by yourself. It’s free of charge for the ladies.”

Such brazen discount he came up with just now, desperately wanting for her to stay. Besides, she needs the warmth after whatever adventure she’s been through. It would not be gallant to charge her for warming herself and getting that dress dry.

He wonders how she would look like in one of his woolen shirts. She would have to wear his clothes after the sauna, of course, he has no spare women’s clothing here. He will have to remember to be apologetic about it while presenting her with his clothes, secretly hoping they will catch her scent once she snuggles safely inside them and thanks him for everything he's done for her so far... She would probably look the cutest in his dark green knit, or the midnight blue one...

“Oh,” she says, slowly warming up to his offering. His cock is more than half hard by now, and he clasps his hands in front of it, trying to feign the movement as a casual posture shift although he’s anything but casual and relaxed.

And she’s not easy to trick; he might as well have pulled the towel away and shown her his cock in all its glory. She eyes his covered erection with a cat-like curiosity, a small little smile playing on her lips. Long lashes reveal a playful stare, slowly melting under the dim lamps of the cabin.

“I mean, of course you can come with me, if you want…”

Shit... That just came out of his mouth even if he tried to swallow the words. The inviting smile on her lips starts to quiver: she’s stifling a laugh, she’s giggling at him.

A flush rises on his cheeks, he can feel it, the erection now jumping against his palm, wildly and demandingly, as if wanting to join her in her mirth.

#this is so silly lmao #I'm just imagining him lounging at the sauna #maybe jerking himself off #languidly cause he's finally somewhat relaxed #he's trained himself like pavlov's dog that sauna time = fapping time #and now he's supposed to go to the sauna with this BABE and tell his erection that now is not the time??? #impossible!

[rosepompadour]

Dearest, dearest Audrey, you're lovely, talented, intelligent, distinguished, capable only of beautiful behaviour. You're possessed of all the graces and virtues including the rarest of all - simple kindness and plain goodness.

I hope all this praise doesn't make you become insufferable. - KATHARINE HEPBURN sends her regards to AUDREY HEPBURN

#you honestly don't even need to read the sign-off to know this is kate the great #i 100% read it in her voice #imagine having just one favorite hepburn #impossible! #audrey hepburn #katharine hepburn #*

[gushingoverfictionalstories]

I cannot believe the Ordo Theoritas is using ElQuackity’s indifference towards Wilbur as evidence that he can’t really be Quackity.

What a time to be alive.

#qsmp #ordo theoritas #quackity #elquackity #wilbur soot #tntduo #i love this so much #wilbur’s not even here #and he’s having a role in the story #quackity not caring about wilbur? #impossible!

[malesshit]

Hazbin/Helluva antis:

Look how Valentino is r*ping Angel, look at how uncomfortable Angel looks. Surely this is a romantization of r*pe and Vivzie is problematic!

Also Hazbin/Helluva antis:

Why didn’t Vivzie make the sympathetic character a r*pist!? This is bad writting! I need Ozzie to SA Fizz or else it’s not accurate to demonology!

#helluva boss #hazbin hotel #helluva boss asmodeus #hazbin angel dust #hazbin valentino #tw sa mention #Hazbin/Helluva antis stop complaining over the dumbest shit possible challenge #IMPOSSIBLE! #you just want Ozzie to be a r*pist so you can say Vivzie is problematic #you don’t care about demonology you just want Vivzie to look bad no matter what she does #you did the same with Beelzebub

[movietimegirl]

What do you mean there's four episodes left!?

#star wars #the bad batch #the bad batch s3 #tbb #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #tbb emerie #tbb batcher #tbb hemlock #disney plus #disney+ #impossible!

[rubitheracoon]

Ok I'm done being silly for the night

......

After this

Hehehe

#Rubi being silly AND going to bed? #impossible! #alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #radio demon #weird frames

[wolfavens]

II. the runner & the sunflower girl

#simblr #ts4 gameplay #g:archive #ts4 edit #oc: ophelia #oc:niall #impossible! #a post! #lowkey proud of myself for... posting #also cleaned my mods folder #i'm finally under 2GB! #🥳🥳🥳

[fuzzytadpole]

My first attempt at making a (sort of) stimboard! For that one Lucky Star beach episode. Such wholesome memories watching it as a little kid. ^^

#stimboard #moodboard #lucky star #beach aesthetic #been putting this off for a while #what? a non-Hilda post? #impossible! #pretend the centipede thing never happened

[suuho]

you can say what you want, you won’t make me hate sangdo. it’s just not gonna happen.

#impossible! #kaz talks #welcome to samdalri #something something he was always gonna appear unfavorably compared to yongpil

[bloodyethanol]

pinkie stop shaking from anxiety challenge

#impossible!

[vorpalghost]

I’m not dead!!!

I’ve just been doing this in 100 degree heat for 3 weeks.

#y’all would not believe how much of a bitch acrylic paint is #in the heat #with fans on #impossible! #my art #battle jacket #painting #acrylic painting #fabric painting #custom jacket #battle vest #skull #traditional art

[pinkpalmingo]

character i designed for my buddy grant, evil goat watch out

#digital #my art #sketch #trying desperately to find an art workflow i want to use longer than a month or two #impossible! #goat #anthro #sword #evil gang

[thisdivorce]

Favourite fic you've read this year?

for 2022, i’ll just list some of my fave completed fics (including one shots) and WIPs:

better the devil you know (not from this year but i’m obsessed)

an exception to the rule by @gallawitchxx

the menagerie by @crossmydna

the silence is all we have by @mmmichyyy

things beyond mistake by @gallavichy

dancing after death by @squidyyy23

brand spanking new by J_Q

speak of the devil (and he doth appear) by @breedxblemickey

freak peak & @ hornygaythug by @whatthebodygraspsnot

and your labors will be borne when all is done by @gardenerian

elevator music by @iansfreckles

selfless acts of the illegal variety by @abundanceofnots

oh, oh! i forgot beneath the surface by @byravenheart

#i’m sure there’s more!!! #i have so much on my to read list still! #fic rec #leigh answers #i can’t narrow it down to one. #impossible!

[callivich]

Sort of interested in the choice of bow ties at Ian and Mickey’s wedding. Why not normal ties? So much easier. Anyone got headcanons?

#I had to wear a normal tie for 13 years #I can still do one without thinking #but a bow tie #impossible! #at least that one time I tried and failed to help a friend #😅😅😅

[zeebee-jeebies]

i haven't drawn ml fanart in a whale's age but that new special art has my fingers itching lmao

#kasie the chatterbox #miraculous ladybug #could it be...it breathing new life into me??? #impossible! #shadybug i'm coming for you 👀

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

GNOMESTUCK ! THEY'RE GNOMES ! AND THEY LOOK FOR TREASURE ! ARGH ! GNOME PIRATES !

(This blong is now a Gnome Zone™️)

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#homestuck confession #mod anu #homestuck #Impossible! #gnome post