Before any one of y'alls even looks at this... the answer is...
"NO, I AM NOT OKAY"
My delulu brain cannot get this gorgeous dork out of her weird ass mind. More specifically... his fucking long legs.
In my first example, you will see how tiny these shorts look and how amazingly meaty his thigh looks crossed over the other. I want to pinch the spot on the bottom to get him to either giggle, pout, or scowl at me; all are valid and acceptable options.
Like, seriously, look at how delicious they look in shorts. His calves are perfect too. Now, I am a person with a strong dislike for feet, but his look so cute. I don't want to touch them, but I would tell him that they're pretty. lol
But also, this fucker just looks SO GOOD in jeans. Especially in this picture.
His lap looks so comfortable.
Besides the fact that you can clearly see the outline of his junk, I want to straddle him while he's sitting there and tell him all of the nasty things I want to do to him and vice versa when we get home. All of those things being whispered to him while I run my hands through his perfect hair, tugging slightly when I get to the back of his head.
And sweet baby Jesus, his legs look so long when he wears skinnies. Like he is so insanely proportioned that I can't decide where to look. Obviously, in the below photo, there are a few good options.
His cute ferret face that I want to grab and smooch everywhere.
His long slender fingers that could reach places you didn't know existed.
The tight ass pants that hide NOTHING to the imagination. They're literally so tight that they're trying to push down his manhood that is fighting against them. Like FUCK you can literally see which way he prefers to tuck himself. I want to rub him through those pants so that he has to take them off from how restricted his cock is.
Even when they aren't this tight, you can still see everything. My man has no shame in the big dick game he has. And I don't think he should!
He is so dumpling and such a pretty soul. BUT DON'T YOU DARE FORGET HE IS ALSO GOING TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU WITH HIS MASSIVE COCK.
-ahem-
That man will love the fuck out of you in all of the ways he knows possible. He just also happens to have a king cobra that grows tremendously when you do anything that reminds him of why he loves you.
Sure, he isn't the tallest man out there, but he's got so much love to give to everyone important around him, and you get a good chunk of that.
Oh, and on the topic of his long legs that make me weak, he's got such a cute butt! Lee Know himself said that Hyunjin's booty is his favorite to grab. Like, fuck, that means he's gotta have a great ass under there. I want to walk kin on him in the shower and smack it.
My babe Jinnie is so amazing in so many different ways, and I want him to look like this when we take five to get water and then get right back to business. Minus the clothes of course. Phewwwww
Come hither my little ducklings... Come suffer in pure horny bliss with me.
My Spooky Pookies: @lyramundana @2chopsticks2eyes @sweetracha @moonlightndaydreams @linlinaert @caitlyn98s @stolasisyourparent @queenmea604 @diorrxluvskz @noellllslut @queen-in-the-shadows @antoniorhinothethird @chaotic-world-of-the-j @its-hannjisung @myprwttyhan
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I understand the bsd fandom widely pushes and promotes the fanon idea of Chuuya just knowing and accepting that he is attracted to men without any conflict within himself. And yeah, that's all fine and dandy, but like this man is a hub of identity crises. It's not gonna be a lil thing for him to discover.
Anyway, all that to say that Chuuya would be the definition of "It's not gay to kiss the homies. Wait. Oh. Oh."
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Headcanon that deep deep down Loid knows that his family isn't exactly normal but he grew so attached to em that he just tries to justify all the abnormal shet they do
Anya answered a question he was thinking of asking? Oh wow such great people reading skills his 6 year old daughter has!
Yor is casually lifting the couch with 1 hand likes it weights nothing to vacuum under it? Oh wow his wife sure enjoys working out, so great she has such a healthy lifestyle!
Bond is trying to warn him about something that didn't even happen yet? Oh wow animals really do have higher instincts than humans,and his dog is just so intelligent, such a good boy!
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Oh look... it's the adorable man that I can't stop thinking about. Just being a cute ass dumpling.
God, the awkward smile is so cute! How dare this grown man look this soft and fluffy!
Thumbs up for wholesome pictures of a man that loves his fanbase! Ha! I love him so much!
Even when it's cold out, he is there for the fan meetings! Decked out in things that cost more than I make in a year, but hey, who cares! It's our snookums!
HA! What a dork! Just going around the public wearing these silly clear pants! Making me ROFL!
I'm definitely not thinking about how it would feel to dry hump myself on those thighs or anything!
Awe, see? He's just doing a little dance for Stay! There isn't ANYTHING seductive or tempting about the way he's rolling his body or the placement of his fingers on his face.
Oh good! He's wearing regular pants... I mean, they're kinda tight, but I'm not looking at anything!
Not noticing the way he tucks himself to his left in his boxers... or thinking about how badly I want to suck on him.
Sorry not sorry... thoughts very unpure. I already told @moonlightndaydreams that I am hardcore ovulating and want everything in my pussy.
My Spooky Pookies: @lyramundana @2chopsticks2eyes @sweetracha @moonlightndaydreams @linlinaert @caitlyn98s @stolasisyourparent @queenmea604 @diorrxluvskz @noellllslut @queen-in-the-shadows @antoniorhinothethird @chaotic-world-of-the-j @its-hannjisung @myprwttyhan
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