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hero-of-thyme · 10 months

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Sidon: “As a straight man I can objectively say that Link is hot.”

Yona: “As a toaster I agree.”

Sidon: “But You’re not a toaster?!”

Yona: “And you’re not a straight man.”

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artistyuri · 11 months

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Incorrect Tears of the Kingdom Quotes

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Link: Hey Sid-OH GOD

Sidon: -panting, turning to Link while splattered with blood- Ah, Link! Hello my friend~!

Link: I-Is...Is that the head of the Lynel on Ploymus mountain...?

Sidon: Hm? -looks at the Lynel head in his hand- Oh, yes. Yes it is.

Link: And you killed it yourself...?

Sidon: -looks back up at Link- Well you see, Link. I needed to scope out a new location for my dear elder sister's memorial, and Ploymus Mountain has such a lovely view. The only issue was this nasty beast, so I dealt with it.

Link: ...

Link: -just happy that Sidon is proud of himself- The mountain does have a nice view.

Sidon: -absolutely beaming with pride- It does, doesn't it?? Mipha would be so happy to see it!!

#incorrect tears of the kingdom quotes #totk link #totk sidon #i find it so funny that its implied sidon killed the lynel on ploymus mountain just to build the memorial for mipha #our favorite shark boy went feral on a lynel but we love him regardless #tw implied monster death #tw mention of blood

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demiboydemon · 4 months

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He’s small your honor

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 11 months

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People like to romanticize the relationship between Zelda and Link in a whole “destined reincarnated soulmates” kind of way, but am I the only one who thinks it would be more interesting if Link didn’t love Zelda?

Like, think of it. Hylia is a Goddess, basically Hylian Jesus, and she loves this mortal man. A hero who stepped forward to defeat a Devil in the world’s hour of greatest need. But, he didn’t do it for her, he did it for the World. Even when he binds his soul to the Triforce, locking himself in an endless pattern of reincarnation with her against the Devil Demise, it’s not because he loves her. He loves Hyrule and its people.

But that’s okay, maybe in the next life they can be?

But it isn’t. Over and over, Hylia becoming Zelda, Link doesn’t love her. He loves Hyrule. He loves to dance to its music and ride its fields and wants to preserve it against the threat of Demise. He loves different women each time, and sometimes it is Hylia’s reincarnation, but they’re never the core of his heart.

It’s always Hyrule that he loves. From it’s savage and arid deserts to the cold and harsh tundra, he loves it, and steps forward to save it each time.

Duty, he calls it. Responsibility and Purpose, but Hylia/Zelda knows the truth. He’ll never love her the way she wants him to.

Hyrule will always be Link’s first and greatest love.

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bobbincosplays · 1 year

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TOTK is actually just Link fighting Ganondorf for custody of the Giant Horse

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athena-theunicorn · 7 months

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Random Hylians on the road: wtf is that kid doing? Link wearing a bokoblin mask in his underwear, setting a camp on fire: THE VOICES.

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championofsanghelios · 11 months

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Sage of Water...

Link: -taking out an empty glass bottle and scooping up some sludgy water for everyone to see- "It would be a bad idea to drink this right?" Gathered Zora: -agreeable fish sounds- Link: "Watch this..." -hands the bottle to Sidon- "Do that thing you do..." Sidon: "You mean my divine given power to purify and control the flow of water? That thing the goddess bestowed upon me and my sister when we were infants?" -gestures to the water bottle- "You want me to use my powers on that? It's not a party trick!" Link: -grins- "Come on...it'll be awesome." Sidon: -pouts, crossing his arms- "No." Link: "Seriously?" -tilts his head, gesturing to the gathered zora- "What about the children?" Sidon: "Ugh! Fine!" -takes a hold of the bottle, causing its contents to clear before everyones very eyes- "...the stuff I do for you..." Gathered Zora: -gasps of surprise and applause- Link: -kisses the King on the cheek- "Thanks, honey." Sidon: -grumbling fish noises-

#incorrect zelda quotes #tears of the kingdom #link #king sidon #sidlink #sage of water

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sokkas-first-fangirl · 3 months

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Link: "Zelda and I are no longer dating."

Zelda: "Link, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married."

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isasan347 · 9 months

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Wild, after TotK: *exists*

Wind: Sick Arm! Did it bleed a lot?

Did they let you keep the old one?

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almstricc-kg · 10 months

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Someone help him please! 🪴 See that big blue house with the smoke signal? That's were his friend is!

He's packed so many trinkets and nick nacks to show moomintroll

#snufkin #moomintroll #moominvalley #moomins #snufmin #totk #tears of the kingdom #zelda totk #incorrect moomin #incorrect moomin quotes #my drawings #artist on tumblr #cottagecore #inktober #elftober

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hero-of-thyme · 10 months

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Sidon: "Behold this feral gremlin man I stumbled upon in the dumpster; I love him."

Link: *chewing on a rock* “Huh?”

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artistyuri · 11 months

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Incorrect Tears of the Kingdom Quotes

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Nobody: Ganon: I'm going to scare the fuck out of this twink Zelda: How are you going to do that exactly? Ganon: I heard you like hands Zelda: What-? Link: -screaming bloody murder while being chased by gloom hands- Zelda: ... Ganon: -snickers- Zelda: Why are you like this? Ganon: I am literally the demon king Demise incarnate

#incorrect tears of the kingdom quotes #totk link #totk zelda #totk ganondorf #totk spoilers #ganondorf being a fucking menace #this gerudo man cannot go five minutes without terrorizing link or committing hate crimes

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demiboydemon · 3 months

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