illuso: imagine if we get wings when we go to heaven.
formaggio: mine better be lemon-pepper if that's the case.
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Incorrect Quotes #111
Giorno : Are you ready to commit?
Y/n : Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Risotto:*brushing his teeth*
*Illuso appearing in Risotto's bathroom mirror*
Illuso: Number 19. Mouse in Baked Beans.*Leaves*
Risotto:
✨not proofread✨
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jodio: *looking at a picture of scaliger castle* try building it on land next time, you stupid italians.
giorno: try to fuck off, you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane.
jodio: woah, mama mia cunt!
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This idea infected my brain and I couldn’t rest until I manifested it in reality
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Giorno: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Giorno: I'm going to the store, you want anything?
Dio: Yes, my son...go out and conquor them...take what is rightfully yours...
Dio: Also could you get me those muffins that I really like?
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Fugo: I have really high standards, so I don't think I--
Narancia; all skin, bones and rags. half of his face in bandages. eating from a trashcan:
Fugo: --I want him.
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Incorrect Quotes #91
Mista : Why is Y/n making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Narancia!
Narancia : It’s because I’m Y/n’s favorite
Mista : I hate you
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Gelato: Illuso, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Formaggio: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Illuso: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Formaggio* How about a muffin on the house, baby?
Formaggio, giggling: I’m pretty.
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