#incorrect jjba

[horton-hears-a-who-cares]

I’ve made like 100 of these and I need to put them somewhere or else I will explode

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[neeuqiakeht]

Josuke, about Rohan: He's a walking red flag!

Y/N: Good thing red is my favorite color.

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[quality-street-rat]

College AU

The first time y/n met Joseph:

Y/n coming in from an evening working at the bar: Dude you would not BELIEVE the sleazy fucking old man who was sexually harassing me this afternoon. It was like 3 p.m., absolutely no shame, I--

Y/n stops in his tracks

Y/n: YOU!

Joseph sitting across from Jotaro at the table drinking tea: Oh shit.

Jotaro, slumping down and hitting his head on the table: Jiji, did you fucking hit on my roommate?

Joseph: I--! I didn't know!

Y/n: Oh so it would have been fine if I WASN'T your grandson's roommate?

Joseph: That's not what I--

Y/n: Oh so you think it's appropriate to hit on strangers who are WORKING, and who are what, 50 years younger that you? Am I right, Jotaro?

Jotaro, head still on the table: Give or take five years.

Joseph: Look kid, I'm sorry.

Y/n: So now it's "kid?" What happened to "darlin" and "sweetcheeks?"

Jotaro: JIJI!

Polnareff to Kakyoin: Should we say something?

Kakyoin, who had also been drawn out of his room by shouting: Absolutely not, the tea is scalding.

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[purplecraze]

Mista: the stars are really beautiful tonight.

Fugo: yeah, they are.

Narancia: you know who else is beautiful?

all 3, simultaneously: Bucciarati.

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[thekaiqueen]

Jotaro: im gonna go use the restroom, I'll be right back

Rohan: why are you telling me this? i dont care.

Rohan, less than a second after Jotaro leaves the room: i miss him so much already..

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[majinsawdust64]

Incorrect JoJo quote

Gyro; *Says angrily to Johnny* Suck my dick!

Johnny: *Nonchalant* okay

Gyro: *Flustered* Wait- what?

Johnny: What?

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[junosartsthetic]

y/n: don’t worry. I got this. I’m an expert driver.

Kakyoin: do you even have a license?

y/n: a license to kill.

Avdol: someone else drive before this trip ends with all of us careening down a cliff.

y/n: wow. You get 15 speedings tickets and suddenly you’re a bad driver.

Polnareff: 15!? How are you still allowed to drive?

y/n: oh, I’m not. But the cops here don’t know that.

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[shadow-coolness]

Gio to GER: Take his ass to the timeloop.

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

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[mingot-studios]

Josuke: Guys, in case you’ve already forgotten, Rohan is the worst.

[knocking on door]

Josuke: And that’s not just jealousy talking, I’d say that to his face.

Rohan: I need your help.

Josuke: You’re the worst. [slams door in his face]

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[giogio-gucci-gangstar]

Narancia: what’s your emotional support app? Mines flappy bird because-

Fugo: Google Sheets.

Fugo (internally): I am hanging on by a thread. That thread is in the grid of Google Sheets.

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[sirfowlman]

Guys, I think there's something wrong with my copy of Heritage for the Future.

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[horton-hears-a-who-cares]

This post is brought to you by Pinterest recommending me gay cowboy aesthetic yeehaw 🤠

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[neeuqiakeht]

Y/N: I can’t believe you’re proposing to me at a Waffle House.

Jolyne: So that’s a no?

Y/N: Its a yes.

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[quality-street-rat]

College AU

*loud thud*

Kakyoin: What was that sound?

Jotaro, muffled: It was just my clothes falling.

Kakyoin: ...That sounded a bit heavy for clothes.

*silence*

Kakyoin: Jotaro?

*muffled whispers and several "oras"*

Jotaro, defeated: I was still in them.

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[purplecraze]

Fugo: I have really high standards, so I don't think I--

Narancia; all skin, bones and rags. half of his face in bandages. eating from a trashcan:

Fugo: --I want him.

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[thekaiqueen]

Kakyoin: Fun fact! Santa is actually Turkish.

Polnareff: I knew that son of a bitch was a turkey.

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