Ah the Link's got Tumblr again, smh can't have anything nice
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NO WHY IS THE POLL A TIE. Why must I be doomed to share with these fools. This is nonsense.
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Vi... Were you going to post behind our backs despite touting how "innane" it was and how it was "a waste of time"???
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Hey why wasn't I included in the poll?
- Hero of Darkness
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Shadow gtfo
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how does Shadow know our password we changed it??
-Green
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Passwords suck and so does Viofhhfksllkkkkkkkkkmmmnnnnnnfhkahf
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Vio did you legit strangle your Shadow and hit send on his joke anyway? Because that's beautiful.
#this whole situatuon #art really #can I have a turn with your magic sword when you're done I think it'd be funny #everyone deserves More of Me
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How do I get a real life girl to kiss me pls
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Please please please please please please please please please please please please plea-
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Apparently you just have to visit her shop like 3 times idk I still don't understand it
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Give her some of your food, works every time.
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You sir are thinking about seagulls again, not women.
🌸 dont-look-at-me
You dont know me. What if I want seagull advice too?
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Best companion for adventures go!
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Fairy
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Fairy!!
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I legally can not say which is higher on the list because i will be strangled in my sleep but fairy & princess
🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow
Idk I keep accidentally having first dates via adventure so ig Girlfriend???
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Sword & Bird
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... Fairy
⚒️ smol-smithy Follow
I'd say myself but I found out that it sucks.
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The silly old man who slowly realizes he wants to adopt me over the course of the journey. Fairy is Very close second. Then seagulls.
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Oh hey actually ^ same.
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Ghost bestie
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#wait same??? #ghost friends for life #or. Uh. Postlife? #sorry. Idk. #also how are all of you posting in the reblogs like... #id die #....I can make that joke I already died once so it's funny now #anyways the rest of you are so biased #the answer is always Ghost Bestie #not like they can die again! Haha #ha.
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...omg what if the Hero of Time was turned into stone. I've seen it happen like twice and in totally different contexts so who knows. I mean can't come back to save the world if you're stone.
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O-O
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He did not Hope this helps
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I did! Hope this helps
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My son just bit me and after crying about how he didn't mean to actually break skin and calming down enough to like, talk, he said "Why do you taste like dark fog and goat?"
And while I have an answer for the goat thing I'm ??? Concerned
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I think you'd taste a lot like Black Boes, based on how you smell
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Why are children assigning me Flavors? Why do you know what black boes taste like??? I'm the guy who bites things not you
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Why can't I pet anything on the surface. There's so many tiny cute creatures and they all either run away or want to kill me.
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When you're tiny and some giant comes at you with grabby hands what other options do you have?
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OP go find a cucco, they'll love you
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Dont do it they both want to run away from you and also want to kill you at the same time
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They will love me like he promised I'm sure of it.
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Ballister: you know how after a good session you feel completely emotionally wrecked and all you want to do is lie down and take a nap
Ambrosius, nodding: and a shower
Ballister: ...what? why would you need to shower after therapy?
Ambrosius: oh! you're talking about therapy
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